FUCKYES IT IS.
FUUCCKKK YEAAAHHHH /tg/!

Why did the monk cross the road?

Almost enough to time travel!

>>6923263
Inertia.

YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I came.

>>6923266
*Almost.

Is there a way to time travel as a monk? Touhoufag get in here

Which also means that to kill a lvl 20 monk, you'd just have to put something hard (like a fully armoured minion) in his way.

>>6923266

Nah, he still need a flux capacitor.

>>6923244

That's the main reason why I chose to be a monk in NWN. I could run through the whole map just like that without spending countless minutes trying to get from one place to another.

>>6923298
The jumplomancers builds are based on optimizing running speed.

FURTHER CALCULATIONS

With these bonuses he gains a +48 bonus to jump checks. Combined with a starting strength of 18 which is bumped up to 24 with levels and 24 ranks in the skill he gets an effective jump skill of +79.

With the a improved ring of jumping and a belt of giant strength this improves to +92. This means that he is capable of jumping approximately 35 meters in a single jump horizontally or about 10 meters vertically.

>>6923301
Except a level 20 monk would have all the other monk feats so he'd probably just run the minion over and keep going.

That'd actually be AWESOME!

Bear in mind that the speed of sound is about 340 m/s.

How can a monk break the sound barrier?

Warforged don't get tired right? I recall that they are immune to fatigue or something like that. This means a warforged monk pulling a chariot would be the closest thing D&D has to a sports car.

>>6923244
that's level 20

he's supposed to be a demi-god

>>6923339

That would be so awesome. A monk damaging his opponents by making SONIC BOOMS.

Flurry of punches at 141 km/hour must hurt a lot.

>>6923326

He could be a monk Evil Knievel...

>>6923342
I now want to make a campaign where the rich drive around in Warforged drawn chariots that have had their personalities wiped

>>6923339

'Cause he's a fucking level 20 monk.

>>6923339
Add celestial template to give him a flight speed twice his land speed. Add paragon template: All movement speeds triple.

522 mph. That's jetliner speed.

>>6923339

Look up the Mytiril Tornado build in the Char Op boards.

Fucker can haul ass.

>>6923364
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>6923350

WE DON'T CARE.

>>6923364
holy shit

>>6923364
WARFORGED TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

>>6923364

GOOD GODS

>>6923362

That's awful!

Awful, but awesome none the less.

>>6923364

Cheetah's Speed

Type: Wild
Source: Complete Divine

You can run with the speed of the cheetah.

Prerequisite: Ability to wild shape.
Benefit: You can spend one wild shape to change your base land speed to 50 feet. You may also sprint as a cheetah: Once per hour you may move 10 times your normal speed as part of a charge. This effect lasts for one hour.

You can actually get that higher in various ways.

The best speedmonkey though is the Ruby Knight Vindicator from ToB. Built right, it can turn a swift action into a move action; and one of the RKV class features allows it to turn turn attempts into additional swift actions. Combined with a Hierophant cohort, built with nothing but extra turning feats and the ability to gift its turning attempts to someone else, it could orbit the earth several times a round.

It could also, then, use Hurricane Throw at the end to toss people into the Sun.

>>6923403
4th ED doesn't have Monk speed change rules so it doesn't count

nice try

Wow, I can just imagine this guy attacking the BBEG.

"Zoooooom"

Spring attack to the face and moving out of his sight before he can react.

Repeat 1000x times until dead.

>>6923364
Impressive, but let's see if you can get it up past 666mph?

>>6923410
FAGGOT THAT'S 3e OLD NEWS

>>6923364
Inferior to the peasant railgun.

>>6923403

5220 mph? Jesus fucking christ, we need now to make a lightspeed monk.

>>6923418
tie all the peasants together and give the one at the end of the line to the monk

>>6923411
$th ED ? What's this ?

>>6923412

>Spring attack to the face and moving out of his sight before he can react.

IT'D BE LIKE FUCKING DBZ!!!

>>6923403

This can be attained by taking the ranger wildshape variant, by getting one level of ranger.

>>6923431
I think the dip into Druid would reduce the speed.

>>6923444
whoops Iread Complete Divine as Divine Power

>>6923452

Nah, actually he'd still need 4 levels of ranger, but still, that's not too much.

>>6923460
so would the template taking wouldn't it?

>>6923432
That's retarded and wouldn't work. Perhaps you meant having the peasants throw the monk himself

I dont give a shit. Ill pop a few fireballs into your lungs with my manyshotting Arcane Archer and youre done fucker. Run along now hobbit.

>>6923412
Alternative, BBEG casts 'teleport' or 'fly' or 'prismatic sphere'. A faster monk isn't Roadrunner, it's Wil E. Coyote on rocket skates.

>>6923460

But if he shapechanged into a cheetah, wouldn't he still get the monk bonuses to speed? That evens things out.

>>6923410
Ruby Knight Vindicator speed build - aka The Worlds Fastest Paladin - can hit 130,965.909 miles per hour relatively easily for six seconds using the cheetah spell.

That's just from very early on in the CharOP thread - they get much, much better numbers.

Including lines inspiring doubletakes such as:
>we have a total move of 288,000 ft (you can't run but you can double move as part of this maneuver). With that much move, you get a bonus of +576000 to your trip check. That would cause you to throw your target (again, assuming that ignoring the bonus, you match your target on the trip check) 576010ft and deal 115202d6 damage for an average of 403,207 damage. A tidy sum for a single full-round action.

>>6923473
Peasants giving the monk to each other while he runs on their hands.

The wildshape thing only works as a charge, this it's mutually ezclusive with running. It's double your running speed.

>>6923479

>Fly

The monk could jump as high as the wizard can fly in one round and beat him down to the ground.

>Prismatic Sphere

You need to see what you want to target.

>>6923476

Can't cast while being flurry punched on the face, can't retreat against a 544 mph flying faggot.

>>6923489
HOLY SHIT

>>6923501
Contingency: Timestop when the monk appears in line of sight.

>>6923525

>Timestop when the monk appears in line of sight.

IF it appears in the line of sight.

>>6923525

Contingency has a max spell level of 6.

>>6923487
Chuck

Cleric 2/Crusader 1/Swordsage 4/Ruby Knight Vindicator 10/Contemplative 3. 1st level is Cleric, 20th level is Swordsage and Crusader is before Ruby Knight.

A Belt of Battle(MIC 73)--12,000 gold. This allows Chuck to take a full-round action by activating the belt as a swift action.
Reliquary Holy Symbol(MIC 120)--1,000 gold. 2 more turn undead attempts for the bargain basement price of 1,000 gold.
Dorjes of Hustle x2(50 charges each)-12,000 gold. With ranks in Use Psionic Device(cross-classed) and a high Charisma, activation is guaranteed. Thanks to the Sage's ruling, activating of a spell-trigger item is the same action type as casting the spell. In this case, a swift action.
Circlet of Rapid Casting(MIC 86). 15,000 gold. 3 charges per day. Expend 2 charges to cast a spell of up to 3rd level as part of the same swift action required to activate the item, so long as the spell isn't longer than 1 standard action. Footsteps of the divine is a 3rd-level spell and a standard action.
Lesser Metamagic Rod of Extend--3,000 gold. Can apply Extend Spell after Persistent Spell to Footsteps of the Divine.
Gloves of Storing(two gloves). 20,000 gold. Allow Chuck to use two Dorjes and not interfere with his ability to Tornado Throw or cast spells. Can draw them or store them as a free action(one per glove)
Sword of Crypts (Arms and Equipment Guide)--42,315gp
+2 Holy Longsword that gives 1 extra turn attempt each day, and adds +2 to turning damage
Very interesting. Since Chuck is a good-aligned Crusader, there's nothing wrong with him having a holy sword. And the Turn Undead use is nice. He can draw it as part of a move action and drop it as a free action if he must.

>>6923501
>Prismatic Sphere
-This spell functions like prismatic wall, except you conjure up an immobile, opaque globe of shimmering, multicolored light that surrounds you and protects you from all forms of attack. The sphere flashes in all colors of the visible spectrum.

You're a huge idiot.

Yes, this is all very impressive, but can this theoretical light-speed monk give you a blowjob in 5.27 seconds and still have time to sign an autograph?

>>6923550

Scroll of Greater Visage of the Deity--3,825
+4 Cha = 2 extra turn attempts. Fly speed of double "normal" speed.
Cloak of Charisma+6--36,000. +6 Enhancement bonus to Charisma.
Tome of Leadership and Influence--137,500. +5 inherint bonus to Charisma.
Scroll of Greater Celerity--3000. Extra Full Round action, dazed afterwards. Swift action to use.
Spellsight Spectacles(MIC 138)--2500. +5 competence bonus on spellcraft checks to decipher scrolls and use magic device checks to use scrolls.
+5 Twilight Mithril Chain Shirt--37,100. No speed reduction, Armor Check Penalty or Arcane Spell Failure(for Arcane Scrolls).

That guy should work delivering pizzas, it would be so awesome.

>>6923559
Calculation of Swift Actions

DMM: Persistent Spell is 7 turn undead attempts and Divine Impetus is 1/additional swift action.

3+Cha+2(holy symbol)+1(Sword)+4X(Extra Turning feats)= number of turn undead attempts.

Max Charisma is 34 at level 20. 18 base+5 levels+5 tome+6 enhancement item. So that's +12 Charisma bonus.
After Greater Visage of the Deity, Charisma is 38, for a +14 Charisma bonus.

So 20+4X-7(persist)= number of extra swift actions.
This simplifies to 13+4X, where X is the number of Extra Turning feats.

Now to figure out the number of potential Extra Turning feats.

Feats
Human Persistent Spell
Planning Extend Spell
Undeath Extra Turning
1 DMM: Persist
3 Extra Turning
6 Leadership
9 Extra Turning
12 Extra Turning
15 Extra Turning
18 Extra Turning

So 6 Extra Turnings

24+13=37 extra swift actions.

Our cohort Max Turnage transfers his 45 turn attempts to us.

So 37+45=82 extra swift actions.

>>6923487
>>6923550

Jesus Christ. But I still like OP's better, because that seems to be mostly core.

>>6923569
Using Our Extra Actions

Our free swift action will be to activate Circlet of Rapid Casting to cast Footsteps of the Divine as a swift action and then apply Persistent Spell via Divine Metamagic and finally Extend Spell via the Metamagic Rod of Extend.
Then we forego the remaining duration to increase our base speed to 288,080 ft for the rest of the round.

Our Standard action is using the Scroll of Greater Visage of the Deity, which gives +4 Charisma and a fly speed of double our "normal" speed. I'm using base speed as my working definition of normal speed and Chuck's base speed is 288,080 ft, since Footsteps of the divine actually increases base speed instead of applying a bonus.
Chuck's new fly speed is 576,160 ft.

Our move action will be to move 576,160 ft.

We have 82 free swift actions for Chuck to use, thanks to a high number of Turn Undead attempts and Ruby Knight Vindicator's Divine Impetus ability.
Chuck's first 79 will be used to activate the Dorjes of Hustle to move 79 x 576,160 ft.

Our next additional swift action will be using the Belt of Battle using all three charges to generate an extra full-round action to initiate Tornado Throw.
80 Chuck increments before the throws and 82 after.

Then, a swift action to recover Tornado throw.

Our last swift action to activate the Scroll of Greater Celerity for an extra full-round action to initiate Tornado Throw, again.
82 Chuck increments before the throws and 84 after.

Oh yeah, and he's dazed afterwards. Like you wouldn't be if you just hustled 9201 miles in six seconds and threw opponents around 230,464 times.

This isn't /co/ but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53OyPYa7SEI&fmt=18

>>6923580
How Far, How Hard

A "Chuck Increment" is about 576,160 feet for a human, or 109.53 miles. This is how far Chuck can move in a single move action. He moves twice this distance when initiating Tornado Throw.

Starting
576160*80=46,092,800 ft(8762.88 miles)
46,092,800 ft * +2/5 ft = +18,437,120 to 1st trip check
18,437,120 ft thrown(3505.15 miles)
3,687,426 d6
12,905,984 avg. damage
15,487,180 with Aura of Chaos

Ending(after two Tornado Throws)
576160*84=48,397,440 ft(9201.03 miles)
48,397,440 ft * +2/5 ft = +19,358,976 to last trip check
19,358,975 ft thrown(3680.41 miles)
3,871,797 d6
13,551,289 avg. damage
16,261,547 with Aura of Chaos

(15,487,180 + 16,261,547) / 2 = 15,874,363 is about the average damage of a throw.

15,874,363 * 230,464 throws is 3,658,469,194,000 average damage.

3.65 trillion damage.

This beats the Hulking Hurler's damage record. Double-H's average damage is 1.10 Trillion and max damage is 3.88 Trillion--I gave the big guy a couple of items from the recent books to make it more of a fair fight.

There technically is no damage limit for us because of Aura of Chaos. But for the sake of having a number, without Aura of Chaos our maximum damage is 5.22 Trillion. Since we have to roll 871 billion d6's, if we had a billion monkeys in a billion parallel universes each rolling 871 billion d6's every second it might still take a billion billion millenia to happen once. 1 in 6^871,000,000,000 is worse odds than playing the lottery in the Nine Hells.

>>6923592
Best. Paladin. Ever.

>>6923558

My waifu would never do such things. Fuck you.

>>6923615
Highest, fastest, sluttiest girl.

>>6923583
I knew what this was going to be before I opened it.

>>6923592
>Since we have to roll 871 billion d6's, if we had a billion monkeys in a billion parallel universes each rolling 871 billion d6's every second it might still take a billion billion millenia to happen once.

what

it would take one second to happen

>>6923592

God...you need to go get laid, buddy.

>>6923643
He's talking about Aura of Chaos not kicking in.

>>6923643
>Rolling 871billion d6s a billion-billion times and expecting to be guaranteed an all-6s roll

l2probability

>>6923649
Quoted from WotC charop boards.

>>6923667
oh that's what he was talking about

>>6923649
>implying he didn't take that from the WotC forums.

>>6923667
>>6923667

Oh good. I was worried for you.

>>6923649

>Need to get laid
>/tg/

I'm rolling a monk now.

>>6923560
If we get past light speed he could deliver it before you ever finish ordering.

"Hello? I would like a large pepperoni..."
*ding dong*
"Heres your pizza sir."

>>6923771
More like:
>"Heres your pizza sir."
>"Hey, who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you know I was thinking of getting a pizza?"
>*Ding dong*
>"What the fuck?!"

haste is enhancement bonus and monks speed is enhancement, they dont stack.

>>6923244
ok, Haven't read the thread but here we go for more speed -
Play a Feral Catfolk, at level 6, use level adjustment buy off from Unearthed Arcana to loose your first LA and at level 9 your second.
-This gives you a 50 foot base movement speed.
-Take two Flaws, (Preferably shakey twice) purchasing the feat that adds +5 to movement speed, giving you 60 foot movement speed.
-Take the Quick Trait, from uneared Arcana this grants +10 to base movement, so up to 70.
-At level 18 of Monk, you've got your +60, so now you are at 130.
-While Barbarian is not an option (Law vs. Choas Axis BS) you can take the Druid Variant: Druidic Avenger from unearthed Arcana, granting you another +10 to movement speed, which brings you to 140.
-At this point let's remember your other 7 feats -six of them also taken in the feat that adds +5 movement speed, giving you another +30 - up to 170.
-Wear a Continuous Collar of Umbral Metamorphosis from Tome of Magic for another +10, bringing you to up to 180.
-With Haste your up to 210 ft.
-If your DM houserules that you can go barbarian ignoring the alignment BS, your up to 220.
-Now with the Run feat, your up to 1050 ft in a round or with houseruled your up to 1100 ft.

-Without any house rules you can thusly run 630000 feet an hour or 119.07 MPH.

-With houserules, you got 660000 ft an hour, or 124.74 MPH.

And that's the fastest I can think of going without using deity-hood or Epic Levels.

>>6924091
>your
You're, is it really that hard?

>>6924091
>Monk Speed
>Haste
Enhancement, don't stack.

>Druidic Avenger
>Barbarian
Same source. Don't stack.

Chuck E. Cheese is still going something in the ballpark of a million and a half miles per hour, so you're not even close to the fastest speed barring houserules.

>>6924249
While you are correct on the Enhancement bonus, Unnamed type or Misc. Bonuses always stack, so The Barbarian and Druidic Avenger stack. Of course, if you want to be technical several prc classes have the Barbaian Fast Movement listed in them that state they stack with any other such bonus, so he could simply take one of them.

>>6923592
Yeah, but you have to start 218 miles away from your target...

>>6924461
for TRILIONS of damage?

sounds reasonable

>>6924461
I believe at some point or another in the thread they covered how this was feasible.

>>6924513
Well yeah, but without some sort of scrying magic or something, or precise knowledge of your target's location, the slightest deviation from the correct course could end up leaving you in completely the wrong location. Not to mention any walls or trees or anything that might be between you and them.

Awesomeness of concept is like a 9, Practicality 3.

>>6924559
I believe because it's split into multiple move actions, none of which are actually charges, you can just run in circles around them.

>>6923487
Well beyond escape velocity. Your paladin may be fast, but he can't survive in hard vacuum.
Go make a new character and stop being a faggot about it. For fuck's sake, we're trying to have a social game of D&D here.

>>6924603
>escape velocity

PHYSICS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.

Just a quick question, but how high could a jetliner monk jump?

>>6924621
On a sphere, a single step at that speed would take him in a straight line clear off the surface.

>>6924621
Escape velocity on the surface is about 7 miles per second. This guy is achieving 8000 miles every six seconds.

>>6924686
>7 miles per second

Holy fucking christ, seriously?

>>6924686
Over 8000 ?

>>6924646
you seemed to have missed the part about this being a fly speed...

THIS IS THE BEST DND THREAD EVERS

>>6924646
I lol'd at the mental image of someone crouching down into a stance, getting ready, and then blasting straight the fuck off into the vacuum.

>>6924987
Shyameimaru Special Courier Service.

For when it absolutely, positively has to be in orbit in thirty minutes, or your money back.

>>6923364
So shongoku is a lvl20 celestial, paragon monk?

>>6925024
Anime chick wearing a stupid hat? Smells like Touhou!

>>6925068
Smells like BAAWWWWWWWWWW.

Honestly, leave the nice statfags alone already.

I like how you don't have to speed up in D&D.

From 0 to 8000 miles per second (or, well, whatever is your maximum speed) in an instant. Good show.

>>6925424
Part of me wants to be really anal and work out the forces involved.

Assuming initial speed is 0, time is 6 seconds, final speed is 8000mph ... acceleration is thus 596 meters per second per second. This would require a constant force of about 30,000N... which is only about 1/1000th the force of the Saturn V rocket; which weighed over 2600 times more. So we're talking about two and a half times the thrust to mass ratio of a rocket that put man on the moon, all in one jump.

And at lvl 20, a CoDzilla is raping the multiverse.

Enjoy being able to go out for Chinese food really quick, though.

>>6925569
Ho.
Lee.
Fuck.

>>6925569
Another way of looking at it is that they have an initial kinetic energy of 0, and a final kinetic energy of 1/2*m*v^2... or 0.5*50*3580^2 ... so about 320 million joules. Which is about the equivalent of the energy released by 70kg of TNT.

>>6925569
>596 meters per second per second
So 60G? That's long past the lethal limits, and that's assuming it took you the full 6 seconds to get up to speed; which isn't actually accurate at all. The original maths is all based on the distance travelled in 6 seconds, so is the average velocity - their final velocity could be anything up to double that, surely?

High school physics don't fail me now!

in scion your max speed with ultimate dexterity having been used in addition to Lighting Sprinter Dex 12 and Marathon Sprinter is 22,500 mph

>>6923592
How does this character hold himself together?

>>6925667

Soo... what would it look like if he ran into a wall? I mean, if the wall is solid rock, say 30cm thick, would he actually get through it or would the wall, even with all that energy, just liquify his puny soft innards into a very dedicated piece of art?

>>6925968
The wall would explode. A human body has more then enough mass to fuck over anything that it hits at that high speed.

Of course, there won't be any mortal remains to be found, but the wall would still be destroyed.

>>6925968

Probably something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSVfYwdGSsQ

Particularly the hi-speed camera at about the 2:00 mark.

Dragonball Z

Fuck you, /tg/, fuck you.

I post about this three times in the past. You all ignored it.

Now you're all fapping over it. Fuck you.

instant delivery guy?

Remember, a level 20 monk isn't some sort of Jedi master kung fu ninjaa...

thats what a level 5 monk is.

Level 20 is the kind of Shits lightning, Eyebrows of Fire, Time destroying Demi-god entity.

>>6926340
Except he's still a monk.

>>6926089
I read that post, you were a total fag

Can the super speed paladin/monk achieve Speed Force? Because that would be awesome.

>>6926435
Level 21 Wizard

Research Epic level spell: Speedforce

Stat it, Done.

The best thread on /tg/ ever.

This thread is why I love /tg/

I recall one of the old 3rd ed items you could get, called Boots of Striding and Springing. They did something like double your movement and add 10 to your jump.

Also, take some levels in drunken master so you can change trajectories halfway through your speed of sound breaking bum rush. You know, run over a battalion of orcs or something.

>>6927846
>You know, run over a battalion of orcs or something.
Bull rushing a mass of orcs & them being terrified is my new favorite mental image.

This shit needs to get archived.

>>6927846
They're in 3.5, but only as a flat +30.

Chuck apparently forgot that you only get one swift action in a round.

Swift =/= Free, champ.

>>6925725
>>6925667
>>6925569

Dear physicsfags,

Nevermind G-forces and rocketing into the vacuum--how much HEAT would be generating on this guy's skin, assuming he starts at sea level?

>>6923244
>>6923244
>>6923244
>>6923244

I swear you are smoking pot.