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I had THAT GUY in our WoD game last week.
Modern day setting, San Fransisco. He wakes up in the San Fran bay, bleeding from his head. He decides to try to get someone to stop and get him to a hospital. He's waterlogged, unshaven, and covered in blood. Whatever, this doesn't phase him. He gets pissed off when no one picks him up, so he just starts giving the middle finger to passing cars as he walks towards the hospital.
Upon arrival, he notices he doesn't have any money. Seeing the potential catastrophe, our Storyteller says "Well, they have to treat you, but after that, you're on your own."
This didn't stop THAT GUY from hatching his ultimate plan.
He goes around the back of the hospital, kills the janitor, takes his clothes, and storms in to some random doctor's private office, demanding treatment from an on-the-job injury. The doctor, seeing the nametag, ill-fitting clothes, and this strange man he's never seen on staff before, says "Yeah... Uh, yeah. The nurses are on their way. Just stay calm, stay in your seat, and they'll be here in a minute." and walks out of the room quickly.
After sitting idly for a few seconds, THAT GUY decides that he's trapped and that he needs to escape. Looking about, he sees an air vent above him. He attempts to climb up into the vent. Ah, he made it. Then, its time to be all sneaky and crawl through without making much noise. Ah, failed stealth roll. He thinks that he should get down, so he just thinks that he can make it if he just slides back down the same way he came up. He fails his check, falls on his back on the doctor's desk.