Does the daylight exposure apply if we wear clothes?

rolled 56 = 56

Wait till someone passes. Grab the bridge when they're halfway across and threaten to drop them if they don't answer your riddle. If they guess wrong, you get their food. If they guess right. They go free.

>>6871429
You have no idea, you've never see a Troll cover its entire body.

>>6871448
We could make mud armour and see if it works.

>>6871460

Or steal a bunch of cloth. Maybe some tarps or tents.

Take wood bridge, use as club.

rolled 89 = 89

amidoinitrite?

Wait untill someone passes. Grab the bridge when they're half way across, then TEAR THAT FUCKER DOWN AND KILL THE GUY WHO HAS FALLEN

Then eat him and find a new bridge.

I pull out my laptop and log onto the unsecured wifi from a building down the street, and start making fags rage on 4chan.

>>6871484
Deciding to experiment with your ability to withstand the sunlight, you grab the top of a wrecked covered wagon laying in the bottom of the ravine.
You snack on the body of a peasant you had lying around from when you first moved in, gnawing it down to the bones.
>>6871435
You wait patiently but no-one crosses your bridge during the night.
>>6871460
As sunrise approaches, you decide to cover the exposed skin in mud. Slathering on a thick layer of muck, you wait in the bottom of the ravine for day break.
Glorious colours down through the top of the ravine and at first you are elated, it works!

>>6871567
fuck yeah! find a town and eat people!

>>6871622
nah, grab a bigass branch for a club and THEN go find a town and eat people

wait in a sunlit spot near the bridge in the ravine, if i turn to stone at least no one will spot my hopefully, if not well better safe than sorry, if a traveler passes by, do what >>6871435 said

>>6871497
>>6871622
>>6871625
You decide to grab a branch, leaving your bridge alone. When you start climbing out of the ravine, your mud armour starts to rub off. It is fairly thin and crumbling by the time you reach the top of the chasm. You retrieve a small tree to use as a club.

>>6871706
seconded

>>6871707
lets go see if theres any cloth armor in that busted ass wagon of ours from before, otherwise more mud armor is required

As a side note, I'm seconding the double bridge plan as mentioned in the last thread. OP knows what I'm talking about.

thats not a troll, its a rancor

>>6871758
>>6871706
The wagon mostly contained bins of cabbage and a pair of chickens. You are currently wearing the covering for it. You smear more mud on your body before sitting in a sunny spot in the ravine next to the bridge. You nod off several times, ambushing a group of deer one of the times you are awake, clubbing a stag and a fawn.
When you wake as the sun is setting, you notice a small tunnel at the bottom of the ravine. Parts of the wrecked wagon are missing

>>6871707
Would a troll be that smart, to use mud?

>>6871839
Tiny things! KILL THEM ALL!

Start digging into the hole as fast as it can.

>>6871874
fuck the tunnel, find a town for smashing!

>>6871892
KILL THEM ALL!

rolled 31 = 31

>>6871857
...It was universally agreed that Urk Deepravines was guided by forces unknown.

>>6871926
Well then... Those forces command that he KILLS THEM ALL!

Seriously though, trolls are territorial and if something was stolen from them, their first thought is KILL THEM ALL!

>>6871789
Taking several branches and the floor of the wagon, you manage to rig up a crude cover for the bridge. At the same time, you reinforce the sides of the bridge, making it more stable.
>>6871874
You start to dig into the side of the ravine and break through into a 7 foot tall, rough cave. It is around 15 feet wide and a similar length. You can see several 5 foot tall tunnels leading into the darkness.
There is a massive pile of wood in this room, you recognize parts of the wagon.

rolled 34 = 34

>>6871979
I like this idea.

Build a bridge house.

steal the wood from the pile. use it to build a kickass bridge

>>6871989
Now we also have access to a cave.

>>6871979
Is there anything still missing from the pile? If there isn't there is no need to consider pursuit, pummel the tops of the tunnels to cause a collapse within them. If stuff is missing, KILL THEM ALL &c.

>>6872033
Aside from the pieces of wagon, nothing else is missing from your stash at the bottom of the ravine. You collapse the tunnels further into the soil.
>>6871989
>>6872031
Deciding to pay back the thieves for their poor judgment, you begin the construction of rough walls on your covered bridge.

You look at your bridge, congratulating yourself on the good work. You notice the golden light of the sunrise cresting the mountains to the west. Dawn approaches.

>>6872122
HIDE

>>6872122
wait under the bridge for someone to come. then, kill their asses

MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE HUMANS, GATHER LUMBER FOR THEM, EAT VEGATABLES, GUARD THEIR VILLAGE FOR A HUNDRED YEARS OR SO

>>6872143
>>6872153
You dart quickly under the bridge, you grab the fawn as you do, for something to gnaw on during the day.

Eventually, you hear the clomping of hooves and strange, ugly noises from a group of creatures resting in the field on east side of your bridge.

>>6872186
fuck that! eat them, starting with whoever is fucking around around your house

>>6872215
Do they smell really, really tasty? Do they sound threatening? If yes then no, KILL THEM ALL. If yes and then yes, see if they hang around until dark as they may take longer than 15 minutes to kill. If no then yes or no, wait until dark and kill them since they decided to intrude.

>>6872261
They do not sound threatening, however, the noises do seem to be getting closer. They are at the edge of the bridge now.

throw the bridge at them, we have a cave now!

>>6872304
>>getting closer
>>GETTING CLOSER
>>THREAT
>>THREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT!!
KILL THEM ALL!

>>6872324
>>6872347
Okay, you wrap your rough cloak around yourself and grab your club. Leaping up onto the top of the ravine, you swing and send a sword wielding human in leather armour flying backwards with a wet cracking noise. A dwarf carrying a pair of axes also stands near the bridge. Back a ways are a pair of humans, one wielding a crossbow and the other wearing elaborate platemail and carrying a sword. An elf carrying a staff stands with a group of rapidly panicking horses.

>>6872425
more than i thought. use the dwarf as a human shield

>>6872425
Target the horses, they have the most meat. And the shiny one, he looks fun.

>>6872425
Take out that cunt with the staff.

rolled 1 = 1

>>6872425

Smash the elf first! RIP AND TEAR!

>>6872509
Yeah, he has the meat things. He must be the leader.

>>6872511
>>1d100
>>rolled 1=1
Hahaha

KILL PUNY ELF, HE MAKE THE LOUD NOISE AND FIRE BY TALK FUNNY.

>>6872509
>>6872517

You rush forward, ignoring the dwarf as you do. The human with the crossbow raises it and fires at you, but it bounces off your rocky hide. The human in platemail moves to intercept you, chanting to himself as he does. The elf does something similar.
You swing your club and the human attempts to parry it with his sword. He offers much more resistance than you would expect. The elf begins to glow brightly and you feel your skin begin to tingle.

>>6871419

i stop the goat passing over the bridge and tell him he can not pass as i shall grind his bones into bread to cease my hunger. only to let him pass to wait for a bigger goat.

>>6872579
NO, SMASH ELF AND SHINY METAL MAN

>>6872579
Roar, swing the club overhead and downward, dropping its entire weight behind it. Fleshy biped is no match for URK!

I think this troll should meet the troll from last nights thread

Are we one of those regenerating type of trolls?

>>6872626
Is there a link?

Let out your most terrible and earth-shaking roar.

>>6872619
With a downward swing, you pulp the body of the armoured human. Your limbs begin to stiffen and feel heavy. A second crossbow bolt hits you, this time sinking into your flesh.
>>6872631
You heal quickly, but mostly rely on your great stength and rocky hide to win combats.

Singlemindedly attack the elf. Then find a computer and log onto 4chan. If there is time make a post in /tg/

>>6872670
Pick up the pulpy armored human and use him as a club to bash in the elf

break the elf in two

>>6872686
Nix that, the sunlight is getting to us, along with whatever the elf is doing.

>>6872670
Jump off bridge into the ravine below. The fall shouldn't do much to us. We need to get out of the sun. Don't go to the cave, in case they leave and come back with more. If they stay, we will be better off fighting them under the bridge. If they leave we make for the cave and wait.

You roar loudly, grabbing the armoured human with your free hand. You throw the corpse into the elf, knocking her to the ground. The horse break free and begin to flee rapidly.

Sensing your time in the sun is coming to a close, you jump into the ravine and nestle into a crevice under your bridge.

>>6871419
I start a thread on 4chan.

Grab the elf and jump off the bridge

>>6872780
>>6872758
damnit, nix that, start slathering mud armor on myself

Make a note to test cloth-and-mud armor on a cloudy day.

>>6872795
Need to be in the ravine to get to the mud.

Consider methods to affix rocks or metal shards to club.

>>6872795
>>6872824
You slather the mud covering over your body. Your limbs begin to feel a bit mor elose and limber.

wait till night fall, check out the field

>>6872842
Later
>>6872843
Set hisself up to pounce on anything that approaches. Those fleshy bits may still be up there.

oh my god

best random encounter ever

that party got NO xp, no loot, and has to go back for healing, 'cause the cleric got pulped. the dm has the best trollface on right now/

I am just gonna suggest again that we do not LURK under bridges, but BECOME a bridge.
At nightfall we shall randomly collapse for shits and giggles.
If we are able to disintegrate ourselves and then build up again that would be awesome.

>>6872938
It's a troll, not a shapeshifter.

>>6871500
Unsustainable living troll is unsustainable

>>6872953
Trolls ain't smart.

>>6872953
If the troll doesn't know he isn't who's to say he isn't?

get back in the cave, lets dig more

>>6872898
>>6872904

You set yourself up in a position to leap on any of the invaders who would press the attack. They seem adequately afraid of Urk Deepravines.

You notice that a small dog-like biped has poked his head out of the cave entrance. It is carrying a small iron shovel

>>6873024
>>6873006
Trolls have self-awareness, as qualified by the fact that they must have at least human-like intelligence.

>>6873061
>>out of the cave entrance
>>cave entrance
>>cave
>>MY CAVE
KILL THEM ALL!

Disregard the adventurers entirely, they seem to be adequately shaken. Pounce and full charge after the small fur-thing.

>>6873061
KILL THE CUTEBOLDS
RIP AND TEAR

>>6873081
And I've seen people give stupider suggestions than that.

>>6873110
>>6873121
>KILL THE CUTEBOLDS
You leap from your vantage point, slamming into the bottom of the ravine next to the kobold. It flees inside the entrance cave. You can see several Kobolds wielding wooden spears coming out of the various tunnels.

>>6873227
>>various tunnels
Oh those little fuckers

>>6873227
I'm suprised there weren't any traps out in the open.

>>6873288
They wouldn't have had time to set them up.

>>6873227
Inside versus Kobolds, outside versus humans and wizards.

SMASH THE KOBOLDS WITH THE CLUB.

You swing your club around, smashing the lsower Kobolds into the walls with a series of loud smacks as the crushed bodies hit the walls.

>>6873387
The remaining Kobolds flee into the tunnels, cowering just out of reach. Eventually a richly adorned, seemingly elderly Kobold comes into the chamber and falls to its knees in front of you.

>>6873419
D'awww. Kill it!

>>6873419
KILL KILL KILL.... Wait a second... Kobold worship?

>>6873445
Hmm, do we have the intelligence to work with Kobolds?

FUCK THAT, WE ARE NOW THE KOBOLD GOD, SEND THOSE FUCKERS TO GUARD OUR BRIDGE.

>>6873419
EAT IT

>>6873419
Hrmmm...are we a D and D troll? Do we speak Giantish? or Undercommon?
try to talk , maybe it speaks some language we do.

>>6873459
Kobolds, doing the work of a troll?

rule the cutebolds with a iron fist!

>>6873458
>>6873459
No idea, I've been throwing out suggestions based off of a list of priorities.

1Pain Avoidance
2Territory
3Self-Preservation
4Fun

Don't know if he is smart enough to realize that their cooperation would be useful in the realization of his priorities.

>>6873498
They do it or we eat them, they best do it.

>>6873497
Giantish. Kobolds speak Draconic.

>>6873533
Aren't kobolds poisonous?

>>6873497
Do this, try and find a common language. Undercommon seems like a likely choice if we know it.

>>6873548
Can a troll be poisoned by eating a kobold? If so we just threaten crushing them.

>>6873548
Kobolds can know undercommon and common. Trolls can learn common and orcish.

You order the Kolbolds to guard your bridge. They stare blankly at you, cringing slightly as your voice reverberates loudly around the cramped cavern. The priest kobold looks at you confused for a moment before barking out an order in a gutteral, bark-like language. Several spear wielding Kobolds respectfully pass you and begin climbing up the ravine. The priest respectfully bows to you and says, in rough Trollish "Us work you now, master"

Fuck yeah personal kobold army, lets help them get their tunnels back in order after we collapsed them.

Tell the kobolds of the adventuring party you just encountered, and see if some sort of mutually beneficial relationship can be set up between you. For starters, have them rig up a more effective method of sun-protection than your current mud-and-cloth coverings.

>>6873582
huh


that's odd

well, they're doing what we say. what do we... DO with them?

tell them to do what they normally do, and be productive about it!

Eat one of the smaller kobolds, to show them we mean business. But while it's in your grip, stall for a moment to see if he does anything cute :3

>>6873710
NO! We shouldn't waste our kobold minions when we could eat something that won't poison us, they already know we will fuck them up when we came down here.

(Okay, having some computer troubles, so this'll be my last post of the night, its been a good run so far)

The priest orders several kobolds to start working on better leather sun covering.
You help them repair the damage you caused in the fight, tell them to get back to work and then fall asleep. It's been a busy couple of days.