Set up the Catan tiles at random, but so that it forms a square (approximately).
Randomly place some of the towns down on the tiles: these will represent villages.
Then, place one city piece on the middle of the board: this is the Kingdom.
Take the resource cards and shuffle them: these will represent Loot cards.
Sheep is Livestock, Ore is Gold, Brick is Kobolds; you don't need the rest.
Take enough nickels and place them heads up on every non-Village or Kingdom tile.
Give each player 3 pennies: this is your starting Gold.
You then roll to determine turn order.
Then each player takes a d10 and places it in a corner, this is done by turn order.
Place the d10s with the “1” facing up; this represents your Dragon Points.
Designate a player to control the Adventurers.
Then the game begins

Players may move one tile per turn equal to half the amount of Dragon Points they have, rounded up; you do not spend DP on movement, it merely represents it.
You may move farther than your DP, but you use up one Cow card per tile in order to do so.
Each time you land on a tile, you may choose to end your movement and take multiple actions.
If you land on a tile that is neither a Village, the Kingdom, nor a Mountain you may use one DP to explore it.
When you explore a tile, flip the nickel and draw a Loot card, though keep your cards secret:

Each turn you need to eat a Cow for every two DP you have.
If you don’t you lose 1 DP for the difference (for instance, if you have 7 DP, but only 2 Cows, you lose 3 DP).
Note that you can never go below 1 DP; you gain 1 DP per turn base, you also get one DP for the following: each village you control, every 4 gold, every 6 tiles you control, and if you defeated another player or the Adventurers last turn.
You gain 2 DP per turn if you control the Kingdom.

Kobolds are the most important thing in this game.
The uses for Kobolds are as follows:
Anytime another player rolls a dice, you may spend any amount of Kobolds to reduce or increase their roll by that much (your choice).
Anytime another player gains or spends DP, you may spend any amount of Kobolds to reduce or increase what they spend or receive (your choice).
You may spend Kobolds to steal other players or a Village’s Cows and Gold; flip a coin, heads, you get Gold, tails, you get Cows. Flip for every Kobold you spend.
You may spend Kobolds to negate the use of a Kobold card; alternatively, you may spend 1 DP and just eat the Kobolds (1 DP per Kobold), but you count as eating a Kobold.
You may spend a Kobold (only one per turn) to explore one adjacent tile for free.
You may eat a Kobold instead of a Cow, but the next time you spend a Kobold, you must use one more than you would normally need to.
If you are attacked by Adventurers, you may distract them with Kobolds; flip a coin, if heads, the Adventurers ignore you, if tails, the Kobolds failed. You may spend as many Kobolds as you please for this.
If Adventurers attack your Lair, you may spend Kobolds to defend it; spend one Kobold if the Adventurers moved 6 tiles to reach the Lair, you must spend 3 Kobolds to defeat them; 4 if they moved 5, 5 if they moved 4, etc.

A player must spend 1 DP to even enter the Kingdom where they can Barter for both Cows and Kobolds (same price as the Cows), or attempt to steal a Virgin.
A player may attack the Kingdom; and it is resolved as follows:
Roll a d3+1; this is how many duels the player must fight against the Kingdom, which counts as a Dragon with 10 DP points; you may use Kobolds.
If the player wins; they gain 10 Gold and 10 Cows and your Lair is moved to the Kingdom, but start the next turn with only half the allotted DP as you recuperate from the battle.
If you lose, you lose your Lair, Gold, Cows and all but one Kobold; you start your next turn in the corner.

Finally, the players themselves.
When a Dragon lands on a tile occupied by another Dragon, they may challenge the other Dragon to a duel; the players must choose between Friendly, Fortune, and Fatal duels.
Friendly duels are as follows: each player rolls a d6 and adds their DP; whoever wins may request one Cow, Kobold, or Gold from the loser, who is not obligated to do so.
Fortune duels are as follows: each player agrees on how much Gold they stake on the duel and then duel as above; the loser MUST give up their gambled Gold.
Fatal duels are as follows: each player agrees on how many DP they stake on the duel and then duel as above; the winner gains all the DP that the other lost.
Kobolds may not be used in duels.
Alternatively, the players may simply attack each other; this is resolved as a duel, but the loser must forsake 2d6 Gold to the winner, lose all their DP (the winner does not gain this DP), and start the next turn in their Lair.
A player may attack another player’s Lair; this is resolved as an attack with the Lair counting as the player with half their DP, unless the player is in their Lair, wherein it is just an attack.
Dragons may never attack Adventurers; your hubris is far too great to assume they can do anything to hurt you.

The first time a Dragon does anything to a Village that is not Bartering, the Adventurers (represented by the Robber Catan piece) are placed on the board on the Kingdom tile.
Adventurers move randomly on each player’s turn for a random amount of tiles; roll a d6, this determines how many tiles they move, and then roll a d6 to determine where they move.
The exception to this rule is if a player has stolen a Virgin; then the Adventurers will move to that player’s Lair. If they reach the Lair roll 2d6; this is how much Gold that player loses. They also lose the “Virgin” and cease to be a target.
The other exception is if a player has captured a Village; the Adventurers will move to the Village and stop; the player will not gain any Gold, Cows, or DP on their next turn from the Village. On the next turn the Adventurers will move towards the controlling player’s Lair, see above.
Adventurers have a short attention span; if they are moving towards a Lair with a Virgin in it and another player steals a Virgin; on the next turn, the Adventurers will then move to that player’s Lair. The same applies for captured Villages.

Win Conditions:
Control all the Villages
Control the Kingdom and at least half of the Villages
Gain 25 Gold
Defeat both or all your opponents in an attack in one turn (3-4 players only)
Own all the Kobolds (SUPER WIN)

>Namefag
>Productive

Not sure if want.

Reading through it now. Seems... Interesting.

>>6782687
Just interesting?

>two Settlers of Catan boards
FUCK YES
>make into a square
FUCK

Bumping.

Wish I had Settlers of Catan...

TL;DR

>>6784380
Yep

>>6782428
Those boobs wouldn't be held in place like that. Their would be notable strain on the bustier or they'd fall out.

I'm afraid those boobs aren't nearly good enough for me to read all of that

In theory /tg/ gets shit done. Get his shit done then /tg/

DO I NEED PICTURES?

FUCKING WIRELESS FUCKING UP.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU DAMN KIDS

>>6786035
Hey, I tried convincing the masses. A bit.

>>6786035
Too much juicy trolling right now, sorry.

>>6786054
Goddamn it I forgot the Village rules, and it's out of order.

So fucking tired.

>>6784482
Sauce?

>Ore is Gold
For those with the Cities and Knights expansion, you could just use the actual coin resource cards. Now I wonder if I have enough land cards across my expansions to make up 2 Catans, likely, but not sure.

Nice work Leman Russ.

Ho shit, original thread poster here, it sank without response and I GAVE UP HOPE.

BUT THIS THREAD BRINGS JOY TO MY HEART. BRB ACTUALLY READING POSTS NAO.

What happened to the cave upgrades?

>>6786335
I tried to go as simple as possible.

Cows can be used for bartering with villages, they are needed for eating, and they can also increase your movement.
If you draw a Gold card, you automatically gain 2 Gold.
Kobolds can be used to steal from other players, Villages, help you in battle, defend your Lair, fuck up other players, eaten, or used to explore.
At the beginning of the next turn, flip the nickel back; that tile can now be re-explored.
When you land on a Mountain, you MUST spend 5 Gold, 5 DP, or 5 Kobolds, or any combination to build a Lair.
If you land on a Village you may do a few things:
You may Barter; trading 1 Gold for 1 Cow, or vice versa.
You can Pillage; spend 2 DP and roll 1d3, or 4 DP and roll 1d6, then flip a coin: this determines how much of either Gold or Cows you get (heads is Gold, tails is Cows).
You may steal a Virgin; gamble up to 2-6 DP: if you roll equal to, or beat it, you get that much DP in your next turn, plus you get a Virgin. This makes you a target for Adventurers.
You may demand Worship; roll a d10: if you roll under or equal to your current DP, you control the Village.
Controlling a Village means you get 2 Cows and 2 Gold per turn, but it makes you an even bigger target to Adventurers.

>>6782610
Why do you lose your lair if you lose to the Kingdom?

>>6782624
This seems abusable; no good player is going to voluntarily give up resources, and there's nothing to stop me only wagering one gold on the outcome of a duel. Why not have a single duel, where the attacker sets the number of resources wagered, and the loser suffers some kind of penalty to their DP?

>>6786376
It is assumed you run as far away as possible and thus Adventurers sack your place and loot all your stuff.

Though I guess that's a bit extreme.

>>6786376
Good idea Sandvich!

>>6786398

I would say losing all of your DP, returning to your lair, and becoming an adventurer target would be an extreme enough punishment.

And thus the thread got resurrected.

Also, horribly sorry for the /d/ Russ, but pic slightly related to your dragons thing.

Hmmm. Not bad brew I guess.

archive so we can decide later if it's good?

>>6786431
Why the fuck would you post that?

>>6786335
Random cave improvement ideas: kobold den (generates a kobold for one gold), gold mine (generates one gold for a kobold), treasure vault (when adventurers arrive, you get to keep d10 gold), nefarious traps (slows down adventurers? I don't know).

>>6786460
Dragons, adventurers, etc.

And since Russ is a self proclaimed omnifapper.

This game might make more sense to me if I'd ever played Settlers of Catan...

>>6786476
Hex-based map, turn-based gameplay, you control hexes, which generate resource cards, which you spend to build and improve cities and knights. It's quite a fun game, if a little slow.

I would play the shit out of this game, if I had the patience to read that wall of text.

Having that much change seems prohibitive. Would counters serve the same purpose?

>>6786494
Never understood how people like this can get on /tg/, I mean, EVERYTHING has rulebooks and such, and its not that much text if you ask me.

Oh wait MtG and Yugioh. My bad.

>>6786520
There's a difference between not reading due to length and not reading due to a complete lack of organisation, broseph.

>>6786431
S'all good mang.

>>6786460
Perhaps in the expansion.

>>6786476
It's not really based off of Settlers, I'm just using the board and pieces until I can make some of my own.

I kind of liked the move-along-edges mechanic from Settlers, mostly because it meant city placement was legitimately important. I'm not sure how it would work with this game, but resource generation based on terrain could be interesting.

Pics from your game would be nice, OP

>>6786693
I don't even have enough Catan boards to play it myself.

Drawfag here, I can't offer much but what I have is freely given.

>>6786721
Every little thing is welcome. Thanks a lot!

'wealth' or 'hoard' would sound better and be more representative of a dragon's loot than gold, IMO.

Does anyone remember that board game supply site?

>>6782428
Can we get more elvish boobs, OP?
And source please.

>>6787119
I never know the source...

Have some boobs.

Bumpan with content.

>>6787231
Even shinier!

Thanks

>>6787139
ಠ_ಠ
Those are not the boobs I'm looking for.

>>6787246
You have something against Zelly?

Bumpan 'cause it's this or troll threads.

>>6787246
You mean I have to actually put some effort into posting boobs?

Come on, /tg/, ignore the trolls and support some original content.

I suggest putting this on 1d4chan or sup/tg/ or sommat. You're not going to get any useful input tonight, it seems.

Sorry if I missed this but what do Virgins do? They're not a win condition and seem to have only negative consequences.

>>6787330
Here's an idea. At the end of each turn you control a Virgin, she gains a counter and you are a target for Adventurers. At any time during your turn, you can ransom the Virgin back to a city/village, gaining gold or DP equal to the number of counters and ceasing to be a target.

>>6787330
>You may steal a Virgin; gamble up to 2-6 DP: if you roll equal to, or beat it, you get that much DP in your next turn, plus you get a Virgin. This makes you a target for Adventurers.

It's definitely still a risk, so I probably should make a certain amount of Virgins a win condition. Perhaps if you control a certain amount at the beginning of your turn, or have stolen X many during a game.

Drawfag here, if that art style/quality is acceptable, throw me a list of counters and tokens that you want done and I'll make a start. Insomnia, etc.

>>6787370
>>6787367

I like the idea of having an investment that may offer a ridiculously huge payoff, but might also end up fucking you over.

>>6787231
Wait, wait, wait, you're drawing that Anon? Holy crap those are some good kobolds and a great hoard of gold. Bumping for that alone. You should add a livestock card to that group.

>>6787393
More than good, sir; the only other cards that are required are the Cows and I'd like Virgin cards as well, seeing as how you can steal more than one, and we seem to be drifting in the general direction of collecting them.

I'd just like to request that the Cow look a bit walleyed and silly.

>>6787418
>I like the idea of having an investment that may offer a ridiculously huge payoff, but might also end up fucking you over.

That's essentially the entire game.

Bumping for either clarifications or tits.

Either one.

>>6786520
You've clearly never seen the MtG comprehensive rules.

Then again, neither have most MtG players, so I suppose that's to be expected.

>>6787456
>>6787450

How's this?

>>6787709
Pretty damn good.

>>6787768
Sweet. I'll try and get the Virgin finished before I head to bed.

>>6787709
Is this game supposed to be humorous? Because the cow's eyes make it look hilarious.

>>6787827
This game would suck if it wasn't presented as Dungeon Keeper-style comedy.

My gods Russ, what crazy thing have you invented this time?

>>6787827
>>6787850
It is meant to be a fast and loose game of dicking everyone over. Like Munchkin, but a board game, and you're playing the monsters.

>>6787891
Don't blame me, I just write the rules.

>>6787926
Well I have a hard time disliking your dickery so I will let it slide.

>kobolds
No sir, I don't like it.

I will just take a better look once it is finished.

>>6787979
I still like you!

>>6788050
is this the cover of a porn?

Go back to trolling with unrelated porn, Russ.

>>6788056
I don't know.

Is it?

Pic related. It's how I feel right now.

Grrnt. Drawfag retiring, I'll catch up with the next thread that pops up or something. Too ra.

>>6788128
Sure thing, thanks again, man!

Archived for excellence, relevance and new content.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6782428/

Hopefully you get more useful discussion next time, gentlemen.

bumpan

One last hopeful bump.

>>6788475
Wait, for what?

>>6788486
Input? Discussion? Thoughts? Surely there're other people active who want to contribute. One lonely drawfag isn't the entire extent of /tg/'s creative spark.

>>6788500
Oh yeah.

I was wondering about that myself, but no matter.

Hey if I had a scanner I would draw all sorts of crap for you Russ because you always crack me up with your avatar faggotry.

We need to playtest this. Would VASSAL be appropriate?

>>6788542
I have no idea.

>>6788522
It's ok, sentiments work too.

>>6782428
Could you at least put the rules in order for us?

Perhaps post them as something other than walls of text?

>>6789901
Working on it.

>>6789901
Jesus shit this is going to take a while. I'll give you a tl;dr, I need to go to bed and I can't be fucked finishing organizing these rules.

- Each player has Gold, Livestock, Kobolds and Dragon Points. Gold is points, Livestock is food, Kobolds are minions useful for a bunch of things, like altering opponent's dice rolls and stealing Livestock/Gold.

- Dragon Points (DP) represent how badass you are. They determine how far you can move in a turn and how much food you need to eat. If you don't have enough Livestock to crunch, you lose DP.

- The map is populated by villages, which you can rob and terrorize. This gains you resources but makes you a target for wandering Adventurers. These fuckers will attack you or your lair and steal your gold/DP.

- There's a Kingdom in the centre of the board. You can buy Livestock or Kobolds there in exchange for Gold, try to conquer it, or steal Virgins. The last two make you a target for Adventurers.

- The goal of the game is to own all the villages, have 25 gold, beat the shit out of the other players, or own the Kingdom/half the villages.

>>6790123
I'll finish it; thanks for the start.

Russ, this looks awesome. Thank you. I'm saving this for later use.

ITT: /tg/ gets shit done.

>>6790133
You need to organize this and put it on 1d4chan, it could be a really neat little game.

>>6790169
That's the plan.

>>6787709
Oh God, the cow. I lol'd and cried.

I know I sure want to play this shit.

DISREGARDFUL VIRGINS

GET GOLD

Get Wealth, eat Cows, steal Virgins.

I probably need to revise something so that players can acquire Kobolds more easily; they are the most used resource, but are produced the least.

Holy cow!

Bumpan to encourage Russ to hurry up.

>>6790496

Fuck you, can't rush genius. Russ, take your time, if we can wait for DF we can wait for this.

>>6787119
>And source please.
I'm not certain but it looks a whole lot like that guy's stuff:
http://drcloud.deviantart.com/gallery

>>6782428
why is that chicks boobs hanging up?
from what we can see of their size they should be infront of her neck

>>6790997
It's a bodice/corset. I'm assuming at least.

If it is, it's damn tight.

Bump

>>6790353
Bang virgins, create half-dragon titty monsters

>>6792637
That's in the expansion.

I want pictures of naked Zelly lifting things. For instance, penises.

>>6792664
Can I trade my virgins in for sluts? I have a lot of gold, so I want good sluts for my lair. No barely trained virgins.

>>6792757
That's just not how Dragons roll, my friend.

>>6793331
IMPOSTER! I see no wolf tits.