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    62 KB Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:15 No.6741605  
    So, since we've had a couple threads about the most evil thing we've ever done in our RPGs, let's have a complete opposite thread to compensate.

    What's the goodest thing you've ever done in your games?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:17 No.6741622
    not eaten the children of the first town we come across, until like five minutes in.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:18 No.6741633
    Yeah I can already see this thread is going to be nice.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:21 No.6741643
    We managed to save a bunch of children in Dark Heresy. It was the first and so far the only time we've actually gotten a somewhat decent ending.

    One of the kids hugged me. It made my whole week a lot better.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:23 No.6741655
    Knocked a thug out when my party killed his entire gang. When he woke up I offered him a clean slate and a chance at a new life. He happily obliged.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:24 No.6741662
    >my whole week was better due to an imaginary human contact

    Jesus christ get out of the house.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:26 No.6741673
    Yeah you can tell my life is shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:26 No.6741674
    Ignore this man, white knight of the Inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:27 No.6741682
    Hey, even an "imaginary human contact" can make your life feel just a little bit better, if you have a correct attitude to things.

    It's like seeing a picture of a cute kitten on the Internets. D'aww.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:29 No.6741698
    When I first met Bayushi Ritsuko we were employed as negotiators on opposite sides of what would have soon become a war, and our respective bodyguards nearly murdered each other over their own private squabbles.
    But her husband - the bodyguard in question - came to me, as a man who truly loved his wife, and asked my aid to rescue her.
    In the course of the rescue our Mantis shot a Shosuro ninja in the back of the head with a HIGHLY illegal flintlock pistol, and I was forced to kidnap the mother of the Doji daimyo to get safe passage off the island.
    The things a man who understands it must do for the cause of love..
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:33 No.6741719
    My Scion character brought cold fusion to Mankind by using SCIENCE! to bind Aten - the avatar of Akihaten, the titanic realm of the Sun - to humanity.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:34 No.6741729
    Killed a skilled and an extremely persistant asshole goblin who wouldn't let us pass through him no matter what. He just kept on fighting like a motherfucker.

    Turned out he was just trying to protect his little kids. I ended up taking his place and defending them from a bunch of culinarist dwarves. Later we took them in and raised them. Even later we raised their dad. Who ended up being a valuable and critical asset in saving a whole kingdom from warfare where many people would have died, so it counts as a good deed in every level I guess.

    We had so many awesome adventures together.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)04:56 No.6741840
    I can't remember any of my own good deeds but one of my friends told me about someone who had good deeds be his entire character concept. The setting was a homebrew fantasy setting that has been going strong for over a decade in real time. They were using True 20 for this game at the time. Currently, most of the players now play by e-mail.

    This is the story of The Lord Guardian. The Lord Guardian was a noble and in charge of the remnants of the imperial army. The empire was steadily declining and verging on collapse and The Lord Guardian would travel with his task force and protect any community that needed protecting.

    All he would ask for is some food and shelter for his soldiers. When the orcs would invade The Lord Guardian told everyone to stay in their homes for he would handle it. Even if the community had a militia or even a dedicated army The Lord Guardian would not let them join the fight. "The Imperial Legion is here. While we are here you have no need to fight. We will not fall."

    He was a great tactician and inspiring figure. Always the first to fight he led from the front. Yet he protected his comrades. Any chance he could get he would settle a war by contest of champions. Much like the biblical David he slew a giant in single combat to decide a battle.

    Since his death statues have been erected in his honor. Tall, handsome, statues with heroic scarring depicting a man who could be mistaken for a demigod. The fact of the matter is he often spent conviction to not die and the real Lord Guardian was actually a one-eyed, limping, dead-armed, hideous man that was maimed heavily by terrible battles. But his kingdom was safe and his men were healthy.

    I wish I had a character that was as cool as he sounded.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)05:00 No.6741861
    >culinarist dwarves
    WHAT THE SHIT. I wasn't even sure "culinarist" was a WORD, but it's the custom profession for my Dorf Fortress cooks.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:13 No.6742460
    To contrast all those stories of pedophiles and burning down orphanages, we had a guy who really liked children in the nice and innocent way and wanted to give some future for all the poor orphans out there. As we travelled, he donated shitloads of money to several orphanages and built some new ones too.

    Is something.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:21 No.6742531
    In a Deadlands game we put a little girl through college. Or rather her dad was a bartender and we bought enough booze to make us go blind and tipped well.

    Whenever we'd fail a vigor check to stay conscious we'd spend a fate chip to avoid failure and cry "FOR COLLEGE!"
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)06:22 No.6742550
    Crashed my ship into a trade federation cruiser to buy time for a party that hates/occasionally cripples me to escape.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:24 No.6742568
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)06:34 No.6742681

    Allright, but I'm drunk and that sagehappy guy might come in, so sorry OP I might turn your thread to shit.

    A buddy of mine back east talked me up on saga edition with some stories of badassery in his clone wars game, including his consular jedi standing up to ventress and making her feel bad about what she had done. I was jonesong for a game so I went out and found one. I rolled up a scoundrel with plenty of space combat feats and talents and what have you. We rolled stats and I rolled near god like...except for an 8. I decided to keep them instead of a reroll, as my rolled stats are usually superhuman or pure shit. I decided that his low con was do to a prosthetic heart, which he received when he was exposed to a chemical weapon. I initially thought that the party would be accepting of a criminal smuggler, and the dm wrote me into the plot by having me being tasked by the baddies to move the other PC's objective mcguffin to another system. The pcs accosted me and I drew my blaster, trying talk them down and negotiate a fair price for it along with my safety. One PC was playing a teenaged padawan twilek girl who was tired of tramping about all over the galaxy for their prize, so she cut my blaster weilding arm off and just took it. The other jedi in the party, who was rping as her master, yelled at her...even though it did get them the package. I get flown back to coruscant, and they offer to commute my sentence for smuggling if I will taxi them around the galaxy and help them out. I agree, as it beats jail and start adventuring.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)06:41 No.6742759

    So two sessions later we run into some sith asshole. He ends up wiping the floor with me and taking me hostage. I rigged the ship up so no one but me could fly it (so the party couldn't chop of my arm and fly me to jail in my own ship, again.) The young jedi hurls her lightsaber and botches the roll, so I get hurling beam sword death right in my legs. Now I have no natural limbs left (The DM hooked me up with a grievous like arm in char gen) and I'm in the negatives and fading fast. On the plus side, the sith dropped me and the soldier was able to drop him with a lucky shot. I get new legs and the more experienced jedi starts yelling at the young one, as now I'm rapidly approaching a more machine then man stage. I was surly at this point, because the padawan just wasn't getting it, but I wanted to prove myself. I got the chance the very next session, which started with me walking out of the hospital with new robot legs and into an ambush set up by the hutts, who I was indebted to for 300,000 credits. They shoot me up and sure enough, they decide its mutilation time. I wake up in the hospital with new eyes and a warning. Later on the party gets ambushed by droids who use poison gas, and I get a deep lungfull, which starts eating away at me from the insides (coughing up blood and con 6)and they hit the padawan with some blasters on stun, as they wanted to take her alive.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:42 No.6742771
    >Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU
    >I'm drunk
    Why do you even mention this any more? It's like prefacing your story with "I will be typing this with my fingers".
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:52 No.6742873
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    holy hell! did you fuck the gm's mother or something?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)06:53 No.6742883

    I decide that it's big damn hero time, and I rush out, and drag her into the ship. She's fine since she had a re breather or something, but I'm in pretty bad shape, but stable. I ended up grabbing some very important intel, which the republic sought to reward me for to the tune of my debt to the hutts. Instead of doing the responsible thing and paying it back, I think its time for a new ship and some fancier robot limbs. The padawan is put under my care and I take her to an outer rim world. I had her light saber so she couldn't do shit, and my word was law. I take her to a hospital, near where a battle took place and make her help the doctor's out. She gets to see first hand what happens to people who lose limbs and dont have crazy republic money to buy prosthetics. To hammer in the point, I tell her to use her jedi voodoo to moniter me while I go under, so if the doc decides to harvest me for parts she'll be able to stop him. She feels what I feel, and I elected not to take painkillers because there were others who needed them more. The dm described what it felt like, and afterwards whenever she was near me she could feel the metal sliding under my skin, and my prosthetic lungs press up against my ribs with each breath. It humbled her, and she apologized and swore to med her ways.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)06:54 No.6742892

    Next session had a month in between the last, and she was doing her trials and it coincided with her bithday so she got the bonuses for being an adult instead of a teen. I was busy doing what I do, and the party came to link up with me out in the outer rim. Suddenly, a fleet of ships warps in, and its the trade federation out to get them. They need time to set up the jump so I elect to give it to them, cause behind the wheel I'm a god. I give the trade federation hell, but I get attacked by one fighter who soundly kicks my ass. My ship loses weapons and hyperdrive capability, but my friends are 2 turns away from jumping. I put all power to engines and shields and set a crash course towards the bridge of the enemy flagship. The fighters have to break off to get me, and the party escapes. I crash in hoping my death would at least cripple the fleet.

    I came to in my cockpit, which was in what I assume was the bridge of the trade federation ship. Automated damage control has kicked in so its not leaking out into the void, but I'm pinned to my chair and coughing up blood. The session ended there.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:55 No.6742897

    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)06:55 No.6742898

    Easy rule of thumb, if it's before 1AM pacific, I'm probably sober.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:55 No.6742907
    >Pacific Time
    Hey! You live in the civilized world! Wherein?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)06:57 No.6742916

    Vegas, but I'm originally from Illinois.

    And I'm redneck as hell so "civilized" isn't a good descriptor.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:58 No.6742928
    I have a sister who used to live in Las Vegas with her husband.

    But then they moved back up here to Portland. They're into renaissance fairs and shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)06:59 No.6742936

    you are going to be some kind of anti-darth vader
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)07:00 No.6742943

    I kinda want to get a bunch of guys to dress up in spiked football pads and shit and go to a renaissance fair and pretend to be the dudes from mad max, but that's neither here nor there.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:00 No.6742944
    I measure civilization through proximity to San Francisco. Can't help it.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:00 No.6742948
    A smuggler/ace space pilot who owes the Hutts and gets caught up with jedi.


    But I can't blame you. Han is motherfucking pimp, and any character based off of him is cool, and never cliche.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:01 No.6742954
    as in the closer you get the shittier and more progressive-asshole you get?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)07:01 No.6742955

    Ahh that's alright, I've always said California would be great if they got rid of all the Californians.

    But enough about my fear of steep roads and widespread trolleyrides, I want to hear more stories of good.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)07:04 No.6742972

    Every star wars scoundrel wants desperately to be Han, it's our curse.

    But then again, Han can work one out without the fear that his robot hand will crush his junk cause he can't feel anything with it.

    Although, the ship I crashed was a YT series...
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:09 No.6743004
    Always wanted to play a scoundrel. I only played one campaign. I was a noble with the wealth and presence perks. I liked intimidating people and throwing enough money so our soldier could have an anti vehicle weapon.

    it was fun ending a fight against goons by simply offering them a better wage. We got so many goons that game.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:09 No.6743005
    It's funny how different this thread would look if Not-Han was played by just some Anonymous.

    This place is lousy with internet celebrity.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:10 No.6743012
    In an arena I killed the champion and took his place.

    Except he had a couple of little kids who were now orphans. Instead of leaving the city to continue adventuring, I participated in the arena to raise money to support them once I was gone.

    This conflicted with the rest of the party wanting to get a move on, so my guy was written out as staying behind, and I rolled up a new one to join in with them later.

    A couple years game time later, our group rolls back into town, and the two kids are more grown, and comfortably taken care of, money for colleges and all that. We ask where the fighter was, and they take us to a tomb at the arena where he's interred, underneath a statue and plaque reading off a list of heroic feats he'd accomplished and championships he'd won before dying in a fire.

    Turned out the fire was set by a rival of his, and we investigated and hunted him down and all that, but that guy turned into a legend in that city.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:11 No.6743021
    Quite so, although I have to say the celebrity status in this case is rather deserved.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:15 No.6743049
    Constantly reposting the same half-dozen stories isn't that big a deal, but I respect your right to disagree.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:16 No.6743062
    So there was this group of anti-spellcaster fanatics who were killing civilians because they were "tainted." Women, children, anyone. When we attacked one of their cities, after we killed their army we found that they had already killed all of their own women and children because they apparently thought we wanted rape time or something.

    So finally we go to visit their capitol. They are ruled by some kind of level 100 goddess type person. We are told that we must defeat her 20 level 20 elite soldiers. We're like... level 10 or so.

    The rest of the party folds early on. A few characters get splattered. The others run, until out of a party of 9 PCs, only 3 are left. The enemies have DR and a fuck ton of HP, attacks, and damage. The DM's like "Shit, they just take the rest of you prisoner, and-" but I say "No, you got two options, we either roll this out til it finishes, or you decide we win." I'm confident we can still be victorious, though it'd be difficult.

    So the DM keeps having them fight on, but its getting to be early morning, so he just decides they give up.

    We're brought before their goddess type person. She starts talking about how "You made the demons come back! Ten thousand years ago, we fought them off..." and I step forward and dump out her elite guard's severed heads onto the temple floor.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:18 No.6743085
    Became the chief of an entire tribe of lizardfolk, turned them into a cultured, well organized group, and used them to create an entire company of caravan guards, ship crews, guides, hunters, and crafters. We made a trade agreement with the local dwarven clans. We give them our finest crafts, they work them with metal to increase the value, we sell them and split the profit. Yah, the dwarves got the better side of the deal, but we managed to work it out that the tribe soon became quite rich. Never let them become weak though, and created a military school for them. By the end of game, the tribe was 2000 strong, a quarter of that military. Eventually we merged with a coastal town, fought our way tooth and claw to the top of the fishing industry. We brought in fucking megalodons and krakens. Nobles pay out the ass for meats like that. We did adventure, and did our daring deeds, but we all had little side projects for the world. DM encouraged it, because he had created an entire fucking world, and loved how PCs messed with it. When he returns from the Airforce, we will see what he has created for us.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)07:37 No.6743277
    Hey, I remember you. Glad you got to humble the Jedi after all.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)10:04 No.6744547
    /r/ing archive.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)10:09 No.6744594
    Destroyed an ancient and all-powerful scientist-turned-demon-lord, and then proceeded to destroy his rogue creation: the sun itself, which had sentience, had deluded itself into believing that it was a god, and was committed to passing fiery judgment upon the planet because none of humanity had managed to reach its impossible standards of worthiness. By my idea, we then had Pelor create a new not-evil sun.

    Feels good, man.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)13:38 No.6746342

    Did you used the Star or the Shell to kill the sun?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)14:36 No.6746904
    This sounds like it would continue.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)15:20 No.6747374
    As a LN Dread Necromancer, teamed up with a Cleric of Pelor to, between the two of us, completely wipe out a huge undead attack on a town.

    Even the DM didn't expect it to work out as well as it did, he was planning to have his paladin NPC ride in and cover our asses when we fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)17:01 No.6748522
    I healed a archlich with negative energy.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)17:06 No.6748565
    my hafling priest saved a "witch" from burning, she took us home to thank us, turned out she really was a witch and her granny was a troll.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)17:14 No.6748646
    My character is the leader of a small military unit. Some of his men died, and he's getting the rest of the unit together to prepare their spare uniform for presentation to the family, and the uniform they died in for an open casket funeral. Even though three of them got turned to mush with acid.

    Then, he's going to confront their next of kin personally, and tell them how they died bravely for their country, and how he feels personally responsible as leader of their unit.

    And then, he's going to treat the men in his squad to alcohol after all of that.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)17:14 No.6748650
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    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 11/17/09(Tue)17:20 No.6748729

    Moral of the story; never help anyone.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)17:58 No.6749113
    Or at least really make sure the one you're helping isn't really guilty.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:11 No.6749233
    San Francisco fucking sucks you little prick. Nothing but fags, chinks, and hippies.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:14 No.6749267
    I undid the end of the universe, saved all dragonkind from extinction (sans the gem dragons, who were just dandy without my interference) and adopted many, many puppies. Because I love puppies.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:15 No.6749288
    >San Francisco fucking sucks you little prick. Nothing but fags, chinks, and hippies.

    Sounds like a really nice place to me. Also I've heard that their "alternative" music scene is quite good.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:18 No.6749317
    It's not a nice place. It's full of a bunch of socialists and politically correct morons who love the smell of their own farts, and no, that's no just a South Park joke. They really think their shit smells like roses.
    >> Infested Trap 11/17/09(Tue)18:21 No.6749348
    it's not a bad place at all, especially if you live in one of the more affordable areas and take the BART everywhere

    oh noes, EVIL socialists! Better hide in your bunker
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:21 No.6749359
    In my DM's campaign setting, there exists a very rare mineral that is naturally magic-dampening, and our enemies had made a collar of the material. They ambush our group and use one of them pole things to slap the collar on me, and now my elf mage is completely useless. The rest of my allies begin engaging them while I run the fuck away into the city streets, bursting into a crowd of people. I look for the burliest guy around, run up to him, and just shout "GET THIS THING OFF ME". He proceeds to muscle it into breaking, and I immediately run back off to assist my colleagues.

    After the fight has been successfully won, I realise I just essentially gave some random but muscular peasant several thousand, if not tens of thousands, of gold pieces worth of the most valuable material in the setting. Rather wisely, he has departed the scene and we are unable to relocate him. We decide to chalk it up as a good deed and move on - to be fair, a few thousand GP was small change compared to how much we got earlier when we claimed our own bounties.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:28 No.6749427
    In our DH game, the city we was currently investigating was suddenly attacked. while trying to maneuver the carnage we came across a woman fleeing the enemy soldiers carrying her children, she would soon be caught and killed brutaly hadn't we wasted time on saving her.
    I - the party psyker- whom took the initiative to help her didn't really help much thou... caused warp madness on the whole party, enemy soldiers, the woman AND her kids... didn't really feel that good. but we tried at least, and once she had calmed down we covered her and led her to a building where she could hide from the assailants.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:39 No.6749558
    GET OUT.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:40 No.6749574
    OP, who is this? This looks an awful lot like one of my psychology professors.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:40 No.6749577
    My paladin gave some Lawful Hot Dickings to some succubi per the motivator.

    If it wasn't Good, I don't know how it could get any Better.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:42 No.6749599
    Yes, fuck all socialists.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:43 No.6749613
    oh, and the best thing I've done in my games? I had a acolyte who signed up a scum for the imperial guard instead of having him tortured and killed.

    But seriously, who is that picture of, op?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:46 No.6749671
    oh no, not fags
    *posts blood_and_honor_victory_at_sea.jpg*
    *is awesome and loved by all with no exceptions*
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:47 No.6749689

    politics on my /tg/? Go fuck yourselves, self-righteous bastards and let's get back to /tg/...

    You were saying OP?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)18:51 No.6749748
    It does sound like it would continue, but the DM was semi homo for me afterwards, and discontinued the campaign because I missed a session (I had to go to fucking school). Even though it was a 9+ PC campaign and people were missing all the time
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)19:31 No.6750347
    >> Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)19:38 No.6750440
    Dude, he posted one short story and left. This worshippan is getting ridiculous, an awesome storyteller or not.

    There are many other good tales here. Read those.
    >> halfling priest again, giving some more detail odf the action Anonymous 11/17/09(Tue)20:05 No.6750768
    i convinced the lynch mob to switch from burning to a water test. (this action granted me xp for good roleplay)
    as she went under (proof that she is not a witch to those who are not familiar with the water test) our thief pulled his canoe from his wagon full of thievery equipment and stolen goods and saved her.(later he got his wagon stolen, made him quit the character)
    when we were at her home she revealed to us that she actually was a sea witch, thats why the water test had no effect on her, as the illusion spell that concealed her troll as her granny was droped i was terrified and couldnt help the party in the fight against those two.

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