[Return]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
File
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • ????????? - ??


  • File : 1258181761.jpg-(79 KB, 824x600, Omniarch.jpg)
    79 KB Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)01:56 No.6696963  
    Previous Thread: >>6695674

    The thing emerges from its shell. It's a strange, humanoid thing, covered in odd fins and with its torso protruding from a disgusting, fleshy sheath. It coils about behind its shell, using it a barrier between you and it for the time being.

    "My mother was never anything impressive.That is why we threw her to the carp when we had the chance. She kept on ranting about her beloved Schmahkah. The past is something to be left behind and forgotten. Just as soon as everything from it is assimilated in the name of exponential enhancement.

    "Now, you did not answer my question seriously. What are you here for?"
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)01:57 No.6696987
    ;__;
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)01:57 No.6697000
    >>6696963
    Yes! We did answer! We cried out for your goddamn blood and death!

    Can we try a psychic duel?
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)01:57 No.6697005
    >>6696963
    Man, we already said.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)01:58 No.6697015
    >>6696963

    God damn it, is rebellion and superiority complex hard coded into our genes or something?

    Then again, that's not out of the realm of possibility...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)01:59 No.6697030
    "I am here to ask you what you are doing. You took my children, your brethren, and warped them. You carry on the letter of our people's mission, but without any regard for what I had struggled to gain."
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)01:59 No.6697032
    Kick it in the self-confidence. Psychic crotch-punch!
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:00 No.6697039
    >>6697005
    >>6697000
    You're welcome to try it.

    "Really? Was that honestly a serious answer? I thought we could at least talk before I assimilated your mind and your genetics. You're quite the interesting anomaly."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:00 No.6697040
    WHAT DID YOU DO TO FLYER! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY! ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:00 No.6697044
    USE THE TUSK SPEARS
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:00 No.6697045
    >>6696963
    Impressive boy, I admire your progress. But you have sinned against my brood and you must be subjugated. I wish to challenge you for control of your children. Decline, and I'll wipe all of them from existance.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:01 No.6697072
    "First: What did you do to flyer and why. He was of our brood, and Slul-Huggoth desires to hear you speak for what happened to him."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:03 No.6697083
    "We are here to avenge the Past, and Flyer."
    Mingle our mind with our flock, draw strength from each other, from our combined bonds and our caring for our fellows, we shall show this one that would place himself above all others that while the Primarch is one, the Hive of Slul-Hoggoth is LEGION.
    Battle of the Minds.
    Then Tuskpoon him.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:03 No.6697097
    >>6697039
    The only anomaly here is you, I will great pleasure in seeing you writhing on the ground before me.
    Now, we recall the memories of HATE.
    Schmahkah's Betrayal
    Flyer's desecration
    NOW THIS!
    Hate.
    HATE.
    HATE!
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:04 No.6697099
    just attack it!
    Harpoon it and start laying in with all your goddamn psychic might.

    Condense every last DROP of rage, hate and betrayal into one MENTAL-WARAXE AND HACK IT THROUGH HIS PSYCHE!
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:04 No.6697103
    >>6697072
    >>6697040
    "I wanted to test some of the new knowledge I gathered from our site of origination on 'Flyer'. He was more of a success than your other two, which had to be put down."
    >>6697030
    "I'm advancing our people at a rate that you could never achieve. I have not told you the total truth for I doubt that you could comprehend it."
    >>6697032
    >>6697044
    Shall we?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:05 No.6697111
    >>6697097
    Link with our brood! Use our combined HATE!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:05 No.6697113
    Psychic duel; BAD.

    Look. This thing has exposed itself outside of its armor. It is obviously headstrong and overestimates its mental ability. If we have ONE CHANCE it's to hook the thing with our tusks and bear-strike its fucking head off in ONE MOVE.

    You ever seen a bear hit something full strength? Tears off fucking heads and shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:05 No.6697116
    LAUNCH THE ATTACK! WHILE IT IS PREOCCUPIED WITH US! CRUSH THEM UNDER OUT SLUGGY BOOT!!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:05 No.6697128
    I read this, and I am reminded of Schmahkah. And I am reminded of what we told him.

    "GRANDSON, I AM DISAPPOINTED"
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:06 No.6697135
    Spear.
    >> Overwatch 11/14/09(Sat)02:06 No.6697137
    We are outnumbered physically, outgunned biologically, and outclassed psychically. This thing inspired fear in us just by its presence. As a background effect.

    Fuck you whatever honorfaggot decided to play a slugquest game like it was goddamned Exalted.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:06 No.6697142
    We need his workers to understand what it is and how much we work as a unit and care about our underlings. Instead of being slaves they could reach power and strength and freedom.

    We need our kin to stand up and think so too. We need to waste this upstart little shit. And make him pay.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697145
    DO NOT DO PSYCHIC DUEL

    KILL IT WITH TUSKS
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697149
    >>6697113
    And as soon as we do this we Psy-scream "WE ARE THE GRANDFATHER, WE ARE THE PROGENITOR, YOU ARE OUR BROOD."

    Then we digest this guy and get whatever he was on about.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697152
    >>6697103
    >>6697128
    This. Blast it with an immediate psy-tusk combo. The psy will trick it into thinking that we mean to combat it like that, as we are obviously smaller and far from it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697154
    >>6697128
    I think we should end this blood fued differently, I mean its how this happened in the first place
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697156
    >>6697083
    >>6697099
    Combine these.
    Hit it with ALL our minds together.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697158
    >>6697137
    this
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697160
    >>6697103
    PSYCHIC BLAST OF HATRED AND MASTERWORK HARPOON TUSKS OF ABOMINATION SLAYING +10
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:07 No.6697162
    >>6697145
    Nono, hook it with the tusks so it can't retreat into the shell. Then we use our giant bear arms to maul the fuck out of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:08 No.6697171
    ok, seriously we have a problem.
    these guys have an exponential growth curve on us, we are outnumbered 10 to 1, we started with a situation that had a tenuous chance of any sort of success overcoming with direct action and would only grow exponentially worse with inaction.we are currently facing something that if described correctly is our physical and mental superior (how the hell did that happen? has he somehow snuck in a half dozen gestations?). We can either surrender, which is a betrayal of everything we have worked for or we can challenge him and call for divine aid, which honestly is the only chance we have of winning this.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:08 No.6697177
    This thing is probably ALL BRAIN inside it's shell - DO WE WANT TO TANGLE WITH IT PSYCHICLY?
    SPEAR. MELEE.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:09 No.6697190
    This thing is psychically far beyond us. Why are we talking about psy-blasting it? It inspires fear as a background effect.

    The ONLY advantage we might possibly have is a physical one in a surprise attack while it's pontificating in a classic evil villain style.

    Ask it to explain. While it's in mid sentence HIT IT WITH EVERYTHING PHYSICAL
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:10 No.6697201
    /tg/, if you get Slugquest killed, I am going to SON, I AM DISAPPOINT so fucking hard you'll feel like you got punched in the groin by the fist of the north fucking star.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:10 No.6697203
    "Oh in Slul-Huggoth's name, FUCK THIS SHIT."

    Fuck it. Fuck it all. You can't be bothered listening to this cunt's shit. You launch your tuskpoons at the Omniarch and one of them managed to dig into its shoulder and it radiates pain and anger. It struggles into its shell as you bound forward to maul it, debris sealing up the entrance.

    Suddenly, the rock-covered shell lifts off the earth once more, ascending into the heavens. The servants of the Omniarch fear in terror. Every single one of them is watching from a great distance.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:10 No.6697205
    >>6697162
    This, this a thousand times!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:10 No.6697209
    >>6697190
    And leave its mind free to attack us. We need to lay on thick with BOTH.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:11 No.6697213
    This is a bad situation. I can't believe you idiots decided to do this instead of using the set up we already had in place.

    Mentally, it made us fear it. That means it's psychic powers are greater than our own. That means trouble. Physically, I think we have it beat.

    We need to combine the psychic powers of our entire brood to distract it while we tear it apart.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:11 No.6697216
    >>6697203
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    HOW DID WE MISS
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:11 No.6697226
    >>6697203
    MAUL IT.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:11 No.6697229
    >>6697171

    What is all this "challenge" shit? Don't slap him in the face with a velvet glove, ask him to please explain what he meant, tell him we see his superiority and want to join the fold.

    Then tusk-spear him in the face and give the signal to strike.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:11 No.6697233
         File1258182702.jpg-(82 KB, 750x600, MindKiller.jpg)
    82 KB
    >>6697156
    >>6697160
    All together mindstrike, spear the fucker when he laughs it off. He went high evolution, but there is something to say about brute force.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:11 No.6697238
    >>6697203
    BITE
    CLAW
    PSYBLAST
    TELL OUR KIN TO ATTACK NOW
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:12 No.6697247
    REEL IT BACK IN!

    We must eat it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:12 No.6697249
    WAIT WHAT?!

    DID WE DO SHROOMS OR SOME SHIT WHILE I WASNT READING?
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:12 No.6697250
    >>6697226
    You cannot maul what you cannot see.

    Except you can see it now. A ton of shell and rock in plummeting from the sky towards you at the velocity of a bullet.

    Response?
    >> Overwatch 11/14/09(Sat)02:12 No.6697252
    We've taken the leap.

    The things below are cowering in fear, let's not interrupt that.

    Our action? CRAWL INTO IT'S SHELL AND VENTILATE THE MOTHERFUCKER AS HARD AS WE CAN.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697259
    Can we jump on the shell as it climbs? We've still got a tuskspear in it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697263
    >>6697203
    Where is the psychic strike first?
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697265
    >>6697203
    Reel it in!
    Or reel us into it...

    we might be going for a ride...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697267
    >>6697250
    I though we had it speared, which would suggest we were attached to it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697268
    DODGE MOTHER FUCKAS!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697269
    wait, what's our situation? we got him with a harpoon, the shell's going up, are we on the shell?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697273
    >>6697250
    Deus Ex Machina this shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697274
    >>6697250
    oh fuck

    now we're dead, thanks you stupid trolls who thought it would be a good idea to play our evil manipulative slug monster as a lawful stupid dorf warrior
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697275
    >>6697250
    Did we retract that hook from it's shoulder?
    If not, DO IT. IT'LL SHOOT US UP PAST THE SHELL.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:13 No.6697278
    >>6697203
    I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!
    TUSKPOOOOOOOON RELOAD AND FIRE AND REEL THIS FUCKER DOWN/US UP!
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:14 No.6697279
    >>6697250
    Dodge.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:14 No.6697292
    >>6697250
    Use those big muscular legs of ours to leap out of the way and call for our forces to charge the Omniarch.

    It's spawn don't seem to have much of any independent will so maybe they'll just cower in fear while we zergrush it.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:15 No.6697300
    >>6697267
    >>6697265
    >>6697247
    Any attempt to reel it in fails. If anything, you are more likely to reel yourself closer to it.

    When it ascended, with the muscle of the harpoon leading inside its shell, it was just out of sight.

    Now it's crashing down towards you.

    So, I ask, reaction?
    >> Overwatch 11/14/09(Sat)02:15 No.6697301
    >>6697250

    Step calmly out of the way, then when it hits, hope there's damage we can exploit. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:15 No.6697306
    Don't even try to reel it in. Haven't you noticed how much heavier it is than us? The thing will squash us flat while we just stare at it.

    Get out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:15 No.6697314
    >>6697300
    Getting right the fuck out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:16 No.6697326
    Bio, you've really fucked up the quest tonight.

    You're going with the first decisions posted instead of the majority who take the time to write out well thought plans.

    And then you spring shit that doesn't even make sense.

    We waited for a half hour? No. When you said that bullshit, we all said that we'd attack as soon as we were refused.

    But where's the attack? Where's the mass attack from our underlings? No where. Because you're a little bitch who railroads.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697330
    >>6697300
    HARPOON ONE OF THE GIANT SLUGS IN THE DISTANCE, PULL OURSELVES TO IT.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697331
    Step out of the way. Tug as hard as we can as we do so, to hopefully make it slam into the ground on it's side. Have Tank or Athelete or ourself jump on before it can rise again.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697332
    >>6697300
    Step aside, kill the fucker.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697334
    Dodge and Get ON!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697338
    >>6697300
    Getting out of the way and attempt to THINK from somewhere else, or better yet not think. Just move since it's probably locating us telepathically. We're already screwed, so might as well fall back on un-thought whenever it's plummeting at us.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697339
    >>6697326
    Someone's angry.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697345
    >>6697330
    BEST IDEA.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:17 No.6697349
    Order the Attack now, Reel yourself in and start tearing chunks off the faggot, who gives a shit if we're flying we're still attacked to the bastards face
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:18 No.6697351
    >>6697326

    U mad?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:18 No.6697357
    >>6697338
    We are all lightly connected. Have everyone Think COME GET ME COME GET ME. And likely he won't know who to charge at.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:18 No.6697359
    Dodge and jump on it.

    There's really no other choice aside from "Take the hit"
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:18 No.6697360
    >>6697326
    Not helping dude. It's in the past now and we've gotten so much awesome and win out of these games that Bio deserves the benefit of the doubt on this.

    Deal with the shit at hand.

    Dodge.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:18 No.6697364
         File1258183116.jpg-(34 KB, 472x508, 1246630299051.jpg)
    34 KB
    >>6697326
    U MAD?

    HE MAD!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:19 No.6697371
    >>6697250
    dodge, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:19 No.6697377
         File1258183168.jpg-(18 KB, 319x243, u-mad1.jpg)
    18 KB
    >>6697326
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:19 No.6697379
    With your harpoon still sunk inside the shoulder now concealed inside the shell, you dodge out of the way of the shell, barely. It comes crashing down to the earth before it suddenly propels itself to the side, embedding itself quite a distant from you and painfully snapping the muscle of the harpoon in the process.

    You have one tuskpoon left, the other will regenerate over a long period of time or during gestation.

    As you scream for your children to charge it in the name of Slul-Huggoth, it begins to unfurl, revealing its body again - and it issues a psychic command and immediately, its servants join the melee.

    Your children are outnumbered ten-to-one and you're facing a gigantic snail-man that weighs a ton that is a telepathic and telekinetic master.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:20 No.6697388
    >>6697339
    Fucking right I'm angry.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:20 No.6697394
    We're royally fucked.
    >> Overwatch 11/14/09(Sat)02:20 No.6697395
    >>6697326

    He didn't screw the pooch, whomever said "LET'S STEP OUT AND CHALLENGE IT LULZ" did. We were outnumbered ten to fucking one. This is a quest that errs towards high sci-fi realism, meaning death or glory charges against insurmountable odds are going to result in FUCKING DEATH. Your idiocy is noted, and you're just bitching because you've fucked it up because he listened to you.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:21 No.6697406
    >>6697326
    I was waiting for you folks to come to a general consesus.
    Then, suddenly, someone popped up and said "oh hey guys we should just challenge him a duel".
    Then the majority of you agreed.
    And so, despite the fact that it was suicidal, I decided to go with what appeared to be something that most of you decided on.
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:21 No.6697408
    >>6697379
    Have all our children lay on the snail with harpoons especially... and we need to get ourselves up close and personal with its squishy face.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:21 No.6697409
    >>6697379
    Bite its face off.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:21 No.6697412
    >>6697379
    Where's the psychic attack?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:21 No.6697419
    >>6697379
    shoot him in the head then run away if you miss
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:22 No.6697424
    >>6697379
    Nothing else to do. The people wanted a last stand when we could've won with a trap. We may as well try to take the big guy out.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:22 No.6697431
    >>6697379
    Get in close.
    Maul it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:22 No.6697434
    >>6697406
    Except that the majority DIDNT decide on it. LIKE I SAID, THOSE OF US WITH BRAINS WROTE OUT POSTS SAYING WHY WE SHOULD NOT DO THAT, but it didn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:22 No.6697438
    Lead them back into our traps. I wish we had some salt.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:23 No.6697443
    >>6697406
    Personally I had no idea he had telekinesis and our aim sucks cock, if I did I might have decided against trying to snipe him.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:23 No.6697445
    We need to get inside his shell, his only physical attack is jumping on us basically
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:23 No.6697455
    >>6697379
    withdraw all harpoon-tongue units to you and charge the fucking snail!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:23 No.6697458
    >>6697406
    I maintain that it was split much more equally between "HURP DURP CHARGE" and "be smart about this", but hey.
    >>6697412
    It's in an alternate universe where this guy isn't almost entirely brain.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:23 No.6697459
    >>6697326
    He doesn't railroad, he didn't want us to challenge in the first place.
    Sadly I do agree about the waiting around after they laughed off our challenge without choice.
    And about the physical attack with no mental when people had been calling for combined mental strikes since this current thread started.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:24 No.6697466
    Why don't we withdraw and try to lure them through all the traps that we HAVE ALREADY LAID out?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:24 No.6697467
    >>6697395
    dude, we were screwed to start with, the exponential disadvantage was only going to get Exponentially worse, backing of and increasing numbers was not an option.

    Questwise: have Athlete coordinate psyche-fearing and confusing the oncoming hordes, if they can make them fight each other all the better, meanwhile personally kill the slug.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:24 No.6697470
    >>6697458
    Not against him, but against his brood.
    >> Overwatch 11/14/09(Sat)02:25 No.6697477
    Just keep attacking it. Try to harpoon it again, then drag YOURSELF closer, then get up close to it and rip and tear. It's the only option. And please- stop listening to the idiots.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:25 No.6697484
    Athelete and tank follow us. Swarm him. Do not even pay attention to his underlings. Just get him. And keep yelling hate.

    Remember, when we made an ENTIRE CITY feel our hatrid. Give into that shit now. And see what his bitch ass does.

    Remember tearing his daddy apart. Remember feasting on his remains. Remember who is the one. Fucking scream it in our minds. Howl it. Tell him to fear us to obey us or suffer.

    We can do that again. We're even more powerful now.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:25 No.6697485
    They're afraid of their leader.

    Seriously, at this point all we need to do is have all one thousand plus of us charge the snail and ignore the rest. This was a good run barring that last decision, though what are we going to do?

    If we kill the Omniarch the rest will be so terrified that they'll immediately surrender. We're already in a suicidal scenario, might as well at least attempt to win it in a way that is apathetic enough to work.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:25 No.6697486
    Bum rush him and get to his side so that when he slides back into his shell, we get pulled in too. From within we can tear apart his flesh and he won't be able to retaliate.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:25 No.6697488
    >>6697445
    Ditto'd.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:25 No.6697489
    So. After the progenitor inevitably dies as a result of the very stupid people posting very stupid suicidal suggestions, what next? Do we play as Athlete?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:26 No.6697490
    Where is slug boy? We need some poison, so that on the off chance that we can get through that shell, a hit means a lot more than just scratching. Take everyone that hits hard, and try to put dents in the shell, while everything that is less evolved makes a defensive ring around us, so that we wont have to deal with offspring.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:26 No.6697491
    Man, bio, I'm not one to complain, but you really haven't been going with what's been suggested.

    Nothing we planned as our strategy is happening.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:26 No.6697499
    >>6697484
    hmmm do this while trying to snipe him
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:27 No.6697504
    You scream for your children to 'poon it while it's revealed. Suddenly, hundreds of harpoons leaving mouths, speeding towards the monstrosity. Many of them are deflected or stopped by an invisible barrier - but some of them pierce the flesh, causing the monster to wriggle and scream, smashing the strands of sinew connecting harpoons to mouths out of way, trying to retreat into it's shell.

    Then, you maul it.

    A gigantic, heavy claw descends upon a shoulder and it leaves a massive gory hole, swiping away the fleshy meat of the Omniarch. The thing lets out a telepathic scream of pain that makes your mind reel - and the next thing you know, you're sent back flying, landing dozens of yards away from the monster.

    Five thousand servants of the Ominarch are already engaging five hundred of your children, with the majority of your young being undergrown.

    It is not looking good.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:27 No.6697512
    >>6697484

    THIS.

    THIS IS OUR ONLY HOPE!

    Transmit the memory of ripping his father to pieces.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:27 No.6697514
    >>6697406
    Yeah, no one is arguing the challenge, folk are upset about the sitting with out thumb up our butt when it wasn't accepted.
    Then there's the lack of co-mingled psionic front when we attacked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:28 No.6697520
    >>6697504
    hey at least we hurt it

    sound the retreat, hopefully the traps we prepared will be enough to deter pursuit
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:28 No.6697522
    >>6697504
    GODDAMNIT!
    ALL RAGE AND HATE AND FURY IN ONE PSYCHIC SCREAM!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:28 No.6697523
    >>6697514
    There's complaint about going out for a "gentleman's challenge", too.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:29 No.6697528
    >>6697484
    Do this, for the love of god do this.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:29 No.6697531
    Can we drop it and just play? Bitching is boring.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:29 No.6697532
    Tank and Athlete lead the charge ,Set up a wall of melee fighters backed up by harpoons and anyone with weapons. Basically Shield wall tactic have the Advanced Sentients spam words about flyer and how we killed the bear whip them into a brutal fury

    In the meantine try and delay the Snail bastard with talking his forces and a bag of shit compared to us.
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:29 No.6697533
    >>6697484
    I'm with this.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:30 No.6697545
    >>6697504
    Fuck yeah!
    >>6697512
    Yeah, Omni here set himself up as their ultimate ruler- now he's dead.
    Judging from their responses before, this should totally blow their minds in multiple ways.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:31 No.6697551
    >>6697490
    see if we knew that the omnissiah would actually show up we could have done this beforehand
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:31 No.6697553
    Stop complaining and just roll with it, y'all are ruining the quest with all the QQ
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:32 No.6697561
    >>6697545
    He's er... not dead yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:32 No.6697563
    He's smart, but he's not in touch with his blood thirsty primal side. Let's show him what happens when it is not all handed to you on a silver plate. He started off with all the best shit due to our hard work.

    Make him pay.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:32 No.6697565
    >>6697545
    ALSO! Now is the time to fall back to the prepared positions as planned!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:32 No.6697569
    I thought we had a couple of spears in him, to keep from getting blasted back?
    Why didn't we attack the HEAD?
    Snailman has god-like telekinetic power.
    He can make smears of our forces. We need to kill him.
    Spam HATE, as >>6697484.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:32 No.6697571
    Fuck's sake, psyker hate howl already. It's been asked for about fifty eight times.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:32 No.6697572
    >>6697532
    Physical attack BAD, psych attack! turn them on themselves.
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:33 No.6697579
    We should fall back now the others have engaged. Lure them into our traps while ourself and our best minions focus on the Omnibastard.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:33 No.6697585
    >>6697572
    Because we are CLEARLY not out-gunned in the psychic arena, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:33 No.6697588
    >>6697484
    Just do this OP and get that snail to stop flying.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:33 No.6697589
    GODDAMNIT

    IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING WEAK QUITTER TALK

    WE ESCAPED MAN

    WE KILLED A RAT WITH ONLY VOMIT TO HELP US

    WE RAISED A FAMILY

    WE KILLED A FUCKING BEAR

    AND YOU CUNTS ARE SCARED OF SOME BITCH ARSE SNAIL

    I SAY WE LET OUT A SCREAM SO BAD HIS SHELL CRACKS UNDER THE FURY

    I SAY WE CHARGE FORWARD WITH ALL THE MIGHT OF SLUL-HOGGOTH GIVEN TO US

    I SAY WE SLAY THIS MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON AND GO HOME

    WHO IS WITH ME???
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:34 No.6697597
    >>6697561
    Oh.
    Well then, fix that.
    Echo Omni's pain scream to his brood, that should shake them up regardless.
    Don't let our weaker spawn get too far from the prepared positions.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:34 No.6697598
    >>6697589

    RRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGG!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:35 No.6697605
    >>6697563
    >>6697571

    This.

    Going all crazy bloodthirsty berserker might throw him off enough to give us the upper hand.

    >>6697572
    NO

    aside from potentially having more emotion than this faggot, our physical prowess is the only thing we have going for us. he's god-tier psychic.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:35 No.6697608
    >>6697589
    FUCK YEAR SLUGKING

    BIOMASS FOR SLUL-HUGOTH! DNA FOR THE EVOLUTIONARY THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:35 No.6697609
    >>6697589
    WAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:35 No.6697610
    >>6697589
    I AM!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:36 No.6697617
    >>6697589

    Oh shut the fuck up superiorityfaggot.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:36 No.6697622
    >>6697484
    Athlete and Tank wade through the swarms of underlings towards you, supporting you and aiding you in the battle against this magnificent abomination. You climb to your feet and you prepare to charge. The Omniarch is preparing for one final attack but you won't stand for that. Not at all. Roaring for the aid of your favoured sons, you scream with all your passion, with all your fury, with all of your unimaginable anger. A black wave of pure, undistilled hatred pours out from your mind over the battlefield. Yet it is met by another psychic scream - a stream of disgusting, fetid light, corrupted hope and defiled dreams. Emotion and concept clash violently.

    "HATE."
    "PROGRESS."

    Bodies melt. Mouths scream. The entire scene around you shimmers as if it is barely real. The raw psychic potential of two equally matched individuals, Patriarch and Omniarch, tear reality apart.

    Then, everything becomes black.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:36 No.6697629
    >>6697617
    this

    you stupid faggots probably got us killed, this thread is an attempt to salvage the game from your retardation
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:36 No.6697630
    >>6697617

    THAT'S FUCKING PUSSY TALK YOU LIMP-WRISTED FAGGOT.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:36 No.6697633
    >Patriarch and Omniarch, tear reality apart.
    NOT AS PLANNED!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697640
    >>6697617

    Your lack of faith in Slul-Huggoth disgusts me
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697643
    >>6697622
    I think we just divided by 0.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697644
    >>6697622
    I'm guessing this is "Tune In Next Week" time now.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697646
    >>6697622
    well that's a better outcome than I was expecting
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697647
    >>6697622

    Fuck.

    FUCKFUCKFUCK.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697648
    >>6697622
    By all that's holy Bio if you end this thread here I am going to hunt you down and kill you with a shovel.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697651
    >>6697622
    Meet Slul-Huggoth.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:37 No.6697652
    >>6697622
    FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF THE DARKNESS TO AID YOUR BRETHEREN!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:38 No.6697656
    >>6697633
    And yet, Fucking Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:38 No.6697657
    >>6697622
    Oh...Slul-Huggoth... what have we done.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:38 No.6697658
    >>6697648

    I will drive.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:38 No.6697660
    NEXT WEEK ON THE MAGICAL ADVENTURES OF A SLUG!

    HATED ENEMIES MUST WORK TOGETHER TO ESCAPE A DIMENSION OF CHIVALRY AND FAIL!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:38 No.6697664
    >>6697622
    Slul-Haggoth?!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:39 No.6697667
    SUDDENLY SLUGNESH
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:39 No.6697670
    SLUL FUCKING DAMNIT
    WE BROKE SPACE/TIME

    THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:39 No.6697675
    >>6697667
    WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:39 No.6697679
    >>6697660
    xD
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:40 No.6697685
    Do we see any Slug God's Floating about in said blackness??
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:40 No.6697686
    It's alright Bioplasma, take a week off, see if you can think up something, anything, that salvages this whilst punishing us enough to give us a sharp lesson of "DO NOT FUCKING ASK FOR AN ASSWHOOPING AGAINST SUPERIOR NUMBERS".
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:40 No.6697687
    >>6697658
    I'll bring the shovel.
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:40 No.6697691
    HAHAHAH! Oh, regardless of our current state of "IN DEEP SHIT" this has all gone back to being bloody awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:40 No.6697693
    >>6697652
    This! We must focus. Link to the minds of our children, share our strength. Move forward. And HATE the Omniarch to death he's found.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:41 No.6697707
    OURS ARE THE TUSKS THAT WILL PIERCE THE DARKNESS.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:41 No.6697709
    Wait.

    Bio hasn't posted his usual "Tune in" message.

    WHAT IF HE'S WORKING ON EPIC POST RIGHT NAO?

    AMFG WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:41 No.6697714
    >>6697622
    You awaken to discover carnage. Nothing but carnage. Thousands of corpse surround you, molten flesh draped over charred bones. Almost everything is warped and obliterated but a few things still remain. You awaken to find Tank and Athlete standing over you. Athlete's missing an arm, left with a crude stump while Tank's chitin is covered in a million fractures.

    A handful of other confused survivors climb to their feet. A Scoutspawn. Swimmer. Two Slugspawn. One of the strange tentacle-covered freaks that the Ominarch created, as well as one of his spider-bats.

    As for the Omniarch himself - there is a faint trail of blood leading away from an empty shell. The trail eventually fades into nothingness and the scent is lost.

    You have lost almost everything. But so has he.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:41 No.6697715
    >>6697622
    >Bodies melt. Mouths scream. The entire scene around you shimmers as if it is barely real.
    NEXT TIME ON INDIANA SLUG:RAIDERS OF THE LOST EGGSAC!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:41 No.6697717
    >>6697686
    Buzz off, Bio's doin' pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:41 No.6697719
    >>6697686
    This!

    Also I think we died horribly. Now to meet Slul-Haggoth and learn the error of our ways. Maybe get a rewind? Nyoro~n?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:42 No.6697721
    I like how our mental abilities have come full circle, from making runt go into a fucking rage and killing another rat with mental suggestion to pouring out pure hate from our gaping maw.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:42 No.6697726
    ;__;
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:42 No.6697733
    >>6697714

    We return to our burrow and begin again. Creating creatures that scout better and move faster. We find him and feast.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:43 No.6697737
    Eat.

    Use our mind to draw in all those that are still alive.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:43 No.6697740
    >>6697714

    Feast. Drag what you can't eat back to the spawning grounds. We have to start churning out babies.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:43 No.6697743
    >>6697714
    >>6697709
    SLUGMIND
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:43 No.6697745
    >>6697714
    try to get the omniarch spawn to join us, no sense in fighting now
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:43 No.6697749
    >>6697714
    What about Swimmer and Slugboy? Did the fighting break to the water?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:43 No.6697752
    Hey my idea of Blitzkrieg could of worked, but nooooo we had to call out their leader and sit around.

    Some people need to stop thinking every main char in these quests is fucking PEIRCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL DURR.

    This is why Bronson died in Deathwish quest too. And why evilquest is such a clusterfuck sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:44 No.6697754
    >>6697733
    This.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:44 No.6697755
    fuck no
    call to fish spawn
    take body count
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:44 No.6697758
    >>6697714
    If we dontfinish this now we might as well give up. He has superior knowledge and psychic power. We need to find it and kill it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:44 No.6697759
    >>6697749
    he said Swimmer is a survivor

    presumably this means that Slugboy is dead
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:45 No.6697769
    Mind rape survivors for info, Take shell as souveneir, and remember to next time just bring a poison dagger to shank him with
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:45 No.6697770
    >>6697714
    Fuck, tell me we didn't lose Scout. He went to relay orders to Fish and fishspawn.. fuuuuck they were clear on this, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:45 No.6697776
    >>6697714

    determine status of enemy egg sacs that were being packed up
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:45 No.6697779
    >>6697714
    Take his shell IT IS OURS NOW.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:45 No.6697780
    >>6697752
    I agreed!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:46 No.6697788
    SHIT, GUYS, THE BURROW IS BASICALLY UNDEFENDED.

    GET BACK TO BASE FUUUUUCK.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:46 No.6697789
    >>6697745
    this.
    to fight them is just madness, in face of all this destruction
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:46 No.6697793
    Bring our loyal sons with us and consume all we can, then retreat back to the lair. We need to lick our wounds and recover, rebuild bigger and stronger than before. Now we know the Omniarch exists and we must rebuilt faster than he.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:46 No.6697794
    >>6697749
    Slug Boy, Slug Girl, Scout and Fisn are all dead.

    Everything except for:
    Athlete
    Tank
    Swimmer
    2 Slugspawn
    1 Scoutspawn
    1 Amoeba
    1 Spiderbat

    The Amoeba and the Spiderbat are confused and their minds are easily filled with thoughts of Slul-Huggoth.

    Going with one of the recent suggestion, you decide to return to your hive. It is time to rest and it's time to recover, after all that has happened and after all that you have lost.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)02:46 No.6697797
    >>6697752
    Agreed.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:47 No.6697801
    >>6697752
    No one said sit around, there was a call to draw out the leader, it was laughed at and turned down. Then we sat around for some reason.
    >> LDT-A 11/14/09(Sat)02:47 No.6697804
    We have learnt something important today: Our Psychic ability, when sufficiently powerful, is capable of shielding, pyrokinetics, telekinesis, and other things. Omniarch had these. We had the ability to ALMOST MATCH HIM.

    And now we can rebuild. But he however, cannot. Strong as he is, he will need another gestation just to heal, and he is a spawn from AFTER gender developed in our species. Meaning unless he managed to bring a retinue with him, which seems unlikely due to the fact he left his people behind, he has no way to replenish his brood short of stealing from ours.

    How is Fish and his spawn?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:47 No.6697810
         File1258184847.jpg-(157 KB, 800x600, miku tears.jpg)
    157 KB
    >>6697794
    WHYYYYYYYYY?????!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:47 No.6697813
    >>6697745
    Omniarch seems a little too smart to fall for our theocratic malarky which we use to keep the others in line. He has to die.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:47 No.6697816
    >>6697794
    And, that's it, folks.
    Tune in next time and sorry for making this suck so badly.

    Guess that's you get for doing quests at the time of day when you should be waking up.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:48 No.6697823
    >>6697794

    figure out what happened to those egg sacs
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:48 No.6697828
    >>6697804
    see
    >>6697794
    >Slug Boy, Slug Girl, Scout and Fisn are all dead.
    >> MadSlug 11/14/09(Sat)02:48 No.6697830
    >>6697816
    my hands look so strange right now
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:48 No.6697833
    as it stands the only thing that could have prevented this turning into either a short term or long term bloodbath for our side would have been finding a couple cases of grenades, or similar large-scale deus-ex solution. we had a hostile opponent with a large number advantage preparing for exponential growth, which eliminates all long term plans. We had a 10-to-1 disadvantage against a numerically and physically superior opponent, which eliminates most fast strike options, we probably could have done some sort of raid on the eggs but casualties would have been inevitable and we would have just turned ourselves into a major target. Lacking any other apparent options we tried the only proposed option that had a chance of at least equal footing, (hopefully actually an advantage for us considering we have been around longer) a direct challenge between leaders.

    Unfortunately they are lead by Psychic Snailzilla, our physical and mental superior. (how exactly did our grandson apparently get in half a dozen more gestations than us?)

    We are screwed and were to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:48 No.6697835
    >>6697794
    RIP, you magnificent bastards.

    manlytears.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:48 No.6697836
    >>6697794
    eat small samples of flesh from amoeba and batboy to look for usable DNA
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:49 No.6697839
    >>6697804

    Fish is dead.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:49 No.6697847
    >>6697816
    eh you salvaged a pretty shitty situation that the gurren lagann idiots got us into
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:49 No.6697848
    >>6697816

    Was awesome man.

    Look forward to next time.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:50 No.6697853
    >>6697816

    Thanks for this, Bio. Apart from standing around after challenging, the quest was fine. Morons fucked it up, not you. See you next time.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:50 No.6697855
    >>6697794
    >Slug Boy, Slug Girl, Scout and Fisn are all dead.
    Wait, what?
    >Scout arrives with reinforcements.
    >You've got Slug Guy, Scout, 15 Slugspawn, 21 Shmecklings, 15 Swimspawn, 15 Tankspawn and 210 Speedspawn.

    Slug Girl, Fish, and Fishspawn were left out to sea.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:50 No.6697858
    FROM NOW ON NO MORE "HUR DUR I R PATRIARK NUNE CAN STANG AGAHAINT MHEE" tactics.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:50 No.6697868
    >>6697833
    >(how exactly did our grandson apparently get in half a dozen more gestations than us?)

    Don't forget that he was apparently allying with the scientists that made us in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:51 No.6697873
    >>6697855
    A post after that stated that EVERYONE arrived.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:52 No.6697877
    We tore off part of his shoulder.


    We will eat that now.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:52 No.6697880
    Man if we can get in that shell and eat some delicious biomass left around, and lap up some of his blood. The next fight will be between to fucking jedi-monsters.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:52 No.6697886
    >>6697858
    Hindsight is fucking glorious AMIRITE
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:52 No.6697891
    >>6697877
    Did we? I thought that tusk got torn off from us. It's probably still lodged in his flesh.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:53 No.6697899
    >>6697868
    we have no evidence of this.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:53 No.6697900
    >>6697855
    Maybe the oceans were vaporized? Or are we even on the same planet/time?
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:53 No.6697901
    >>6697833
    Not really half a dozen more.

    Here's how the family tree went:
    Mother escaped. Produced thirty kids.
    They produced eighteen egg sacs near the border of the sewers and ate the place clean and made their exit.
    Then kids produced twelve egg sacs which they left behind to inhabit the sewers - but you found them.
    Then, in the swamp, they produced another batch - since they're mostly hermaphrodite, including the Omniarch, that's 18*30 egg sacs, which equals 18*30*30 eggs and an equal number of spawn.

    Then I decided that was a little too much and divided by three.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:53 No.6697905
    >>6697891

    We gouged a chunk out of his shoulder in >>6697504.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:53 No.6697909
    >>6697886

    Fuck hindsight, I was one of the ones saying we should surround and attack right away with hit and run tactics.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:53 No.6697910
    I think this may be "Just As Planned"

    See 6298803 in SlugQuest 5
    >You could've sworn there were thirteen.
    >Now there's only twelve.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:54 No.6697914
    >>6697891
    No we mauled it with a claw and tore a huge hole in the shoulder.

    >Then, you maul it.

    >A gigantic, heavy claw descends upon a shoulder and it leaves a massive gory hole, swiping away the fleshy meat of the Omniarch.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:54 No.6697922
    >>6697855
    Because people asked for FUCKING EVERYONE, I gave them FUCKING EVERYONE in a later post.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:54 No.6697923
    >>6697914
    oooh

    definitely eat some of that if there's any left on our bear hands
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:55 No.6697930
    >>6697901
    why were the spawn of Schackma, (a gendered being as I recall) hermaphrodites?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:55 No.6697932
    Bio:
    >>6697855
    This?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:56 No.6697945
    >>6697930
    He was gendered after having recently completed a gestation.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)02:57 No.6697954
    >>6697930
    Gender is determined primarily by psychology. Until you fix upon a certain gender, you're a hermaphrodite. As soon as you fix upon a gender and gestate, you gain the features of that gender. If not, you just remain a boring hermaphrodite.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:57 No.6697955
    Bad news guys. With this huge bloodbath and such low numbers, we won't be able to hide all the bodies.

    inb4 humans
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:58 No.6697968
    >>6697954
    a boring hermaphrodite with the potential for MASSIVE ARMIES... bastards had it right.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:58 No.6697970
    >>6697945
    -and either way he mated with a first gen hermaphroditic slug.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:58 No.6697972
    >>6697945
    I believe he fathered his brood After becoming gendered.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:59 No.6697980
    >>6697909
    Yeah I hear ya. What in the FUCK did we even build traps for?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:59 No.6697987
    >>6697955
    Nomnomnomnom, dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:59 No.6697988
    ACTUAL QUEST INPUT:

    Build a cairn to the fallen, mourn the passing of our children.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:59 No.6697992
    >>6697901
    >>6697954
    So Bio, what do you think about us leaving the sewers? Did we do anything radically against what you expected at any point aside from the mind-boggling duel?

    Also we'll have a hell of a time spinning this into our religion. Though we did win 10 to 1, so we have that working for us.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)02:59 No.6697997
    >>6697988
    Quests over for the night.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:00 No.6698006
    Also - you've always had the potential for practically anything. This includes telekinesis. You just never thought of trying it out, so you never were able to use it.

    You can potentially become anything.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:01 No.6698015
    >>6697980
    Oh well. Maybe they killed a few of the enemy or stubbed the Omniarch's toe on his way out.
    >> LDT-A 11/14/09(Sat)03:01 No.6698019
    >>6697833
    Keeping in mind the thread is over, It seems that the Omniarch is a particularly aggravated case of whatever created Athlete. We are a species with an ability to evolve as individuals, not just as a group, and as time goes on, increasing numbers of individuals seem to just suddenly develop the gifts of Slul-Huggoth, making them much more psychically capable and causing them to evolve faster even than us.

    It seems the timeline was something like this: Schmahkah impregnated one of his sisters, and sent her on a pilgrimmage elsewhere. It seems unlikely that Schmahkah could have known the source of our origin himself, but ultimately, the Sister's group, or just herself, found our birthplace. The Omniarch ended up there. He, like Athlete, was blessed with the accelerated growth, evolution, and psychic abilities that only about one in every 30 of each generation possess.

    SOMEHOW, he was able to use knowledge they found in this place, either by taking over the lab, interrogating a scientist, or clandestinely using the equipment, to customise his brood and even further enhance his psychic abilities to the point of being able to utterly dominate his fellows. The 8 foot finslugs were probably brothers he felt threatened by and forced them to only grow, not evolve.

    He continued to enhance his knowledge of whatever horrors were done in that place, until he was able to capture flyer and FORCE assimilation of DNA into him, probably harnessing the natural evolution abilities of our race to ensure the result was stable. He also tried this with lesser beings he captured from our hive, but it didn't work, possibly because only Flyer at the time had been on the cusp of being blessed by Slul-Huggoth.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:01 No.6698022
    >>6698006
    I noticed you gave Athlete TK, that's how he broke the bear's paw right?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:02 No.6698037
    Human, covered in Chitlin. With super brain powers. Leading legions of monsters of his own creation.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:03 No.6698050
    >>6697992
    I enjoyed it all up until the point where everyone was trying to be a tactical genius regarding the attack on Omniarch's base. I just decided to go along with the most common vote - which seemed to involve scrapping half an hour of planning and going straight for face-to-face combat.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:03 No.6698062
    >>6698022
    Clever.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:03 No.6698065
    >>6698037
    This shall be our goal.
    (With bearclaws.)
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)03:04 No.6698068
    >>6698037
    Humans physically aren't that great.

    But a bear/lion/man hybrid, with super mental power and natural armor.

    :}|
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:05 No.6698089
    You know what would be useful? A STRONG prehensile tail with a stinger-blade on it.
    If we'd had that this time around we could have ended it faster. Wrapping the tail around the "throat" of Snailfag and stinging him into oblivion would have shortened the conflict immensely.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:05 No.6698091
    >>6698050
    Only the most common vote below your ultimatum post. The people with the long plans didnt get a chance to reiterate there points.

    And then half. an. hour.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:05 No.6698094
    >>6697980
    In theory everyone was supposed to be behind them while we lured them into our defenses after the challenge to get their attention.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:06 No.6698107
    >>6698089
    We were close enough to crush his face. I'm guessing he deflected with telekinesis.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:06 No.6698112
    >>6698019
    Heh.
    Check the previous threads from today on the archives. The first one probably contains the most important clue regarding this bit you're talking about.
    Compared to Omniarch, Patriarch is the epitome of stagnation.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:06 No.6698113
    >>6698089
    Precision TK would have ended it a lot faster, turn his brains into a fine pink soup.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:08 No.6698138
    >>6698112
    There was a snail-shell with eggs in it....
    That's the only clue I can think of.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:08 No.6698141
    >>6698050
    Because the Omnissiah showed up. I certainly didn't expect him to show up, let alone us wait around for HALF AN HOUR with our thumbs up our asses for him to do so. I thought we were going to chat with one of the resident advanced sentients and then decide whether to continue negotiations or go back to hit-and-run harassment from there. Once he did show up, killing him as fast as possible at all costs seemed like the most viable strategy. At least that's how I interpreted it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:09 No.6698148
    >>6698112
    well we don't exactly have an FAQ handy on becoming a God, what should we do? I noticed someone proposed a regime of mental sparring in the hive after we found Flyer.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:09 No.6698155
    >>6698019
    >8 foot finslugs
    I'm guessing these were the hermaphroditic breeders.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:09 No.6698158
    >>6698141
    Well, sorry for the flaws.
    Late nights do that.
    Next time I will stick the standard three threads.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:09 No.6698161
    >>6698141
    Damn. Never got to see what those advanced sentients looked like. Bio, did you have descriptions of them ready anyways?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:10 No.6698166
    >>6698158
    Yeah. Sorry we've gotten crabby back at you in places. Late night to blame for that too on my part.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:11 No.6698176
    HEY GUYS WE SHOULD PROBABLY MIGRATE, THINK ABOUT IT SOMEBODY PROBABLY NOTICED THE AFTERMATH OF THAT SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:11 No.6698184
    >>6698148
    Too bad we immediately left before we could do that. We could have had an entire army of psi-enhanced spawn. Omnissiah didn't seem to like sharing power like that. I think that will be his major weakness.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:11 No.6698186
    >>6698161
    never waste what can be reused.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:11 No.6698188
    >>6698113
    Except he's also a powerful psychic so if we were able to do that it would be the most bullshit thing ever and I would stop following this quest.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:11 No.6698197
    >>6698138
    Yep. Snail shell with an egg sac.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:12 No.6698201
    >>6698176
    Good idea.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:12 No.6698204
    >>6698141
    Whoa wait the Omnissiah showed up? Emperor be praised let us rally our Techpriests.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:12 No.6698210
    >>6698158
    The events that transpired were still awesome, even if we did end up with most of our primarchs dead.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:12 No.6698211
    >>6698188
    Ahhhh, the joys of game balance, what fun!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:15 No.6698240
    I have a few ideas...

    1. DO NOT over-specialize. We need to be able to move on pretty much any terrain and have basic enough physical traits (claws, fangs, harpoon) to win pretty much any fight with something of equal physical strength to us.

    2. We should use the Psi abilities as a complement to our physical abilities, not as a stand-alone power or something that takes precedence over our physical abilities. We need to be able to walk into a room and smash the fuck out of everything with our fists AND our mind.

    3. At this point we need to set up a functional, utilitarian, and autonomous hive structure that will function WITHOUT constant micromanagement and will result in a massive population boom.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/14/09(Sat)03:16 No.6698256
    >>6698240
    Without starvation.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:16 No.6698261
    >>6698240
    1. YES.
    2. YES.
    3. OH GOD, YES.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:16 No.6698268
         File1258186613.jpg-(82 KB, 757x1000, Averna4.jpg)
    82 KB
    >>6698161
    Kind of.
    One of them was a twelve foot long finslug. Pretty standard, really.
    Another was the primarch of the amoebas. A gigantic, flowery mass of flesh and tentacles with a human torso sticking out near the top. This image, essentially.
    Final character was the perfect human doppelganger.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:17 No.6698270
    >>6698256
    Constant cycle of migration, gestate, evolve?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:17 No.6698277
    Hey, heads up for everyone: next thread, Psychic Powers are Awesome, so next time we meet the Omnissah I want a dozen people at least who can lay waste to battlefields, so lets start a rigorous psychic sparring/practice sessions among All members of our brood.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:17 No.6698284
    >>6698268
    I'm wondering where they got all of that human DNA.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:18 No.6698295
    >>6698050
    I think people were ready to begin the attack they were planning so hard for. Then instead we sat around, which is the opposite of cries to 'ATTACK!'.
    One person at 1:33 suggested calling the leader out, AFTER all that planning. Three minutes later you call call for a vote on just that item. In the next five minutes, there are 6 calls for it and 9 against. You have us try issuing a challenge, it fails, then everything else that was planned in all the time before that gets tossed out the window and we wait with no choice.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:19 No.6698297
    >>6698277
    I was thinking that might cause too much rivalry: practice on rocks and non-brood creatures instead?
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:19 No.6698302
    >>6698284
    Also wonder why they were preparing five thousand egg sacs for transportation.
    30*5,000=150,000
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:19 No.6698307
    >>6698284
    >>6698277
    Indeed...

    ...Also holy crap, there were 10x as many as them of them and they had a moderate humanoid population. That can only mean they've been busy.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:20 No.6698315
    >>6698295
    Yes, it's been mentioned before. Get over it. It's five in the morning, and he's already apologized, and said it wouldn't happen again.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:20 No.6698319
    >>6698295
    From what I read, the vast majority seemed to be for. Maybe I made a mistake. I'm human.

    This didn't go the way that I wanted it to either.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:22 No.6698333
    >>6698319
    Well now that it's out of the way, what did you have in mind?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:22 No.6698335
    >>6698319
    Maybe we need a polling service?
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:24 No.6698365
    >>6698333
    Honestly, I was hoping for an ambush but there were too many conflicting plans and people saying ATTACK NOW and NO WAIT and I wasn't really sure how to gather a consesus of that information.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:25 No.6698377
    >>6698315
    >>6698319
    Sorry, was responding further up before that happened.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:28 No.6698403
    >>6698365
    Yeah that probably would have been ideal. At least before the Omnissiah arrived. A gigantic snail that can telekinetically move itself around and is protected by the shell would probably have dissuaded our attack. Though I blame the flyer rage causing some people to forget common sense. We may be a religious slug that eats people, but we're not crazy.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:28 No.6698404
    still, an exciting quest, thanks for running it Bio! I look forward to the next one!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:28 No.6698410
    >>6698365
    Can we keep the Sea Team out of this?
    One guy said yes to bringing them in, rest mentioned keeping them out to sea breeding just in case or otherwise holding them in reserve since this was a land fight anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:29 No.6698425
    >>6698404
    I too look forward to the next one. I will miss fish. He was very big, and that seemed to be his goal in life. It was admirable in a simple way...

    Just think, we could have all climbed on top of him at one point, until a submarine blasted him or Japanese whalers.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:30 No.6698430
    >>6698256
    That would be taken care as part of the autonomous hive structure.
    We need some good, strong worker drones to gather food.

    I mean, we had an excuse for not getting organized when in the sewer, because we really had a limit on what's possible in the sewer.

    But we're in the forest for Slul-Hugoth's name. We have no excuse for not solidifying a home base and getting things to run on their own.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/14/09(Sat)03:30 No.6698431
    Also, could someone archive this please? In suptg?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:30 No.6698440
    >>6698365
    http://www.opinionpower.com/index.html
    Free polls.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:31 No.6698454
    >>6698431
    Why don't you do it faggot?

    You seem to enjoy doing whatever you want.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:32 No.6698458
    >>6698112
    >Compared to Omniarch, Patriarch is the epitome of stagnation.
    This is why I keep arguing for more Evolution and eating, freakin' people and their growth. Maybe they listen now.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:33 No.6698463
    >>6698454
    Oh you.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:33 No.6698475
    >>6698431
    WHAT? it hasn't been archived yet?!?! justasec.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:36 No.6698508
    And Archived. This is 15. Now to snooze.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)03:46 No.6698653
    >>6698410
    Seconding this point.
    Seriously, why would we bring them in against land critters and possible fliers, they were our sea-bound support crew, and we loved them. ;.;
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)04:09 No.6698928
         File1258189797.jpg-(12 KB, 385x278, happyreactionface.jpg)
    12 KB
    >>6698463
    U MAD?



    Delete Post [File Only]
    Password
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]