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    252 KB Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)08:42 No.6686132  
    One does not simply...

    Walk into Mordor.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:43 No.6686137
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    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)08:43 No.6686140
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    Uh, yes you do.
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)08:44 No.6686151
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    Uh, No you don't.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:45 No.6686158
    Oh hey Sean we've got a new campaign starting soon. Wanna be a tank?
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:46 No.6686167
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)08:47 No.6686172
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    Uh, yes, yes you do. You totally do.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:48 No.6686177
    We're not taking Frodo though, cos he solos all the time and hogs all the XP.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:49 No.6686182
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    He's so dreamy...
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:49 No.6686186
    We can't leave Eijah behind.
    He's got all the coke!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:49 No.6686188
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    He's right, you totally do. It's pretty much the only way to get there.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:50 No.6686193
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    Nuh-uh!. you need like... an army with, like... ninjas... and... um... wizards!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:51 No.6686209
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)08:52 No.6686216
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    Uh, No.

    You can't just walk in!
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)08:52 No.6686221
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    Yeah well, maybe if the GM stopped thowing things that caused to lose levels all the damn time maybe I would have let other people do shit.

    I mean what the fuck? This invisibility ring causes me to lose a level every time I use it? Nor does it ACTUALLY even work on the shit I'm mostly going up against?

    Don't even get me started on the fucking Witch King of Goddamn Angmar singling me out when were all at level 3.
    Remember that goddamn bullshit?
    You and that NPC had to basically MAcDuff the guy by setting up a really convoluted prophecy just to kill him (good kill by the way) and even then you both took massive lethal poison/curse/disease damage.

    Seriously, I will play fairly when that GM promises to do the same.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:54 No.6686230
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    I'm telling you, dude, we just walked right in there. Just the two of us, and we're like three feet tall! No ninjas, no wizards, and that asshole Gandalf didn't show up with the giant eagles until we were already finished.
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)08:54 No.6686234
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    That would be so frickin' AWESOME!
    >Nor does it ACTUALLY even work on the shit I'm mostly going up against?
    If you don't want it...give it to me.
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)08:55 No.6686245
    Yeah well, Uh, You JUST don't walk into Mordor!
    >> Pippin 11/13/09(Fri)08:56 No.6686252
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    Fuck you man. You managed to twink out your character so he had a +1 Short Sword with Detect[Orckin] and a goddamn suit of mithril chainmail at chargen!

    What did me and Mike start with? A handful of fucking vegetables!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:57 No.6686259
    Holy shit greatest Courage Wolf picture EVER.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)08:58 No.6686262
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    Remember the giant fucking spider? We had to fight a giant spider and we're not even combat characters! If it hadn't been for that Deus Ex Machina pendant that elf chick gave you, we would have been so screwed.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:00 No.6686284
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    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:01 No.6686285
    Shut the fuck up you liar. That's pansy Frodo may have just taken levels in Expert, but I know damn well that you swapped your Warrior levels for Fighter/Ranger. You just got a lucky shot with that "Favored Enemy: Vermin" thing...
    >> Sam 11/13/09(Fri)09:01 No.6686289
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    Hey, at least you guys got combat training and armor! I had to walk right into the bad guy's lair with nothing more than a knife and a stupid cloak. And did I mention the giant spider?

    Of course, then I had to take on an entire tower full of orcs, because, hey, let's all shit on Pete! It'll be fun!
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:01 No.6686292
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    >What did me and Mike start with? A handful of fucking vegetables!

    Yeah, and you then went on to solo Isengard!

    I mean for fucks sake, do you know how pissed Andy and the guys were at that? I mean the DM had to bullshit that "Siege and Helmsdeep" thing just to make sure they had a big fight!
    Even then the shitty DM missbalanced the whole thing and had to pull a Deus Ex with his GMPC!

    Also, he gave you fucking Paladin levels, NOBODY else in the party got paladin levels! He didn't even try to make you fall! You can bet your ass if I'd tried to do that he'd have made me fall to some bullshit like backhanding that Gollum NPC/BBEG for trying to eat my face because "OH BOO HOO IT'S NOT HIS FAULT" or somesuch.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:02 No.6686294
    God damn it Bob, we have been over this. Stop asking other people for their fucking loot. If you keep this shit I swear I am just going to let you die in the next encounter.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:02 No.6686297
    This made me LOL, literally.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:02 No.6686302
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    I spent most of my time grinding Uruk-hai for levels
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:03 No.6686318
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    Guys seriously...we're all friend here! Right? Fellowship and stuff like that!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:04 No.6686326
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    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:05 No.6686329

    I still can't believe you managed to get the DM to incorporate Stunting into the game.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:07 No.6686343
    This is how we get into Mordor next time, faggot.
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:08 No.6686354
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    No we're not going into Mordor!

    Why the rush anyway? It not like I'm gonna die or anything.
    >> Sam 11/13/09(Fri)09:09 No.6686367
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    That's rich coming from Mr "I'll hold the ring for a while".

    Fuck you, at least you got to fight orcs and be all heroic and shit! All I got to do was tag along for the ride going "Oh, gee willicky, mr Frodo! Would you like me to rub your feet for a while?"

    And don't even get me started on that grey little monster Spider-Man NPC. Being insulted by the DM constantly for two thirds of the entire campaign really sucks.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:10 No.6686372
    Get your leather thong, boytoy, I'm airmailing you by eagle.
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:10 No.6686380

    Uh, right, still just in case you HAVE got a second character rolled up right?
    Oh, I see you have, here it is.
    [shuffling of papers]
    Wait, what?
    Your back-up char is you characters "brother" with damn near the same name as yours?
    That's pretty weak bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:11 No.6686390
    Does anyone have the original onedoesnot .gif?
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:12 No.6686394
    >>6686329 You know how many dexterity rolls I had to make to get that fucking Ele-funker on the floor?!?!

    >_< THOUSANDS!
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:12 No.6686402
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    The ring doesn't even work!
    It not my fault the DM is railroading us.
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:12 No.6686403
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    Yeah to be fair, we did all feel pretty bad that you never really got a badassed moment like the rest of us.
    I'm pretty amazed you put up with all of that bullshit for the whole campaign really.
    >> Aragorn 11/13/09(Fri)09:13 No.6686410
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    Hey, I think you guys are just a bunch of whiners. The campaign was fine.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:13 No.6686411
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    >>6686329 Dont screw with stunting
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:14 No.6686425
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    rolled 3, 3, 3, 1 - 8 = 2

    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:15 No.6686428
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    Yeah right.
    And Have you seen Gandalf anywhere? I can't seem to find him.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:18 No.6686455
    Haven't seen him since the DM pull a "A wild Balrog appear" on him
    >> Sam 11/13/09(Fri)09:19 No.6686457
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    Hey, I did get to free you when all those orcs got you after we fought the spider. That was pretty cool. And I carried you to the evil volcano. I guess the DM finally started listening to me after I almost killed his GMPC.

    You'd say that, wouldn't you? Let's see here... Super special ranger skills? Check. Hot elven girlfriend? Check. Magic super-powered sword? Check. An army of ghosts at your beck and call? Check. Secret king of Gondor? Check. Descendant of the guy who saved the entire world? Check.

    Meanwhile, all I got was a frying pan and 8 skill points in Cooking!
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:19 No.6686464

    We were playing Pathfinder.

    I'll check, but I don't stunting was originally in it. Cool moments though, like the time you rode that shield down those stairs, or killed and orc with an arrow and then fired that arrow killing another orc.


    It wasn't THAT bad, but you have to admit he was favouring Mike and Pete a LOT. I mean come on, they solo'd Isengard before you got the chance, then they managed to do everything important in the Minas Tirith arc whilst you were twiddling your thumbs on a boat.
    Heck he even gave one Paladin levels and the other get's that stupid homebrew Prestige class.

    Then there's that INFAMOUS time when Pete stupidly stole that orb (CHAOTIC GOOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY YOU TWAT) and then stared DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF A LOVECRAFTIAN SUPREME EVIL... and didn't take any sort of negative penalty from it,
    Whenever *I* do shit like that!? SAN LOSS SAN LOSS LEVEL LOSS ABILITY LOSS HP LOSS!

    At least you got Kinged though, that was good of him to remember your backstory.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:20 No.6686476
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    express delivery
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:23 No.6686506
    You're all bitching about how you happened to get some actual challenges when you got the spot light?

    Remember Moria? The fucking thirtheen-page hometown I wrote for two weeks? Remember how the GM turned Moria a shitty dungeoncrawl with a fucking overpowered boss (which he explained as due to "lol the dorfs dug to deep and greedy those fat bastards") in the end that he sent his GMNPC on? And how he killed of every fucking dwarf before we got there?

    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:23 No.6686507
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    When did this happen?!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:24 No.6686522
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    And don't get me started on the fact that I couldn't do shit during Helmsdeep "the wall is to high for you look over".
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:26 No.6686536
    >>6686464 I only got to ride the stairs because I got that natural 20, and Im the GMs girlfriend
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:26 No.6686539
    Old meme?

    Original content?

    New hotness!

    Kudos to you OP for bring back something I haven't seen since 05.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:27 No.6686553
    >>6686507 Sorry ass whole, you went for a piss break when the Uruk-hai attacked so we killed your character
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:28 No.6686562
    Archiving this shit
    >> Aragorn 11/13/09(Fri)09:28 No.6686572
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    Hey, come on, remember that time you and I fought all those uruk-hai on the bridge? That was pretty cool, huh?
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:29 No.6686577
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    At least I still got my replacement character.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:31 No.6686592
    Remember that early session when we were just staring out? The DM got high and made up some gay character called Tom Whatshisname and kept singing gay songs and dancing around.

    Glad we all got the fuck out when he started undressing.
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:32 No.6686603
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    Glad you like it.

    Never expect this to work.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:32 No.6686604
    God damn it, are you seriously going to pull that weak "My dead PC's brother" shit?
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:32 No.6686611
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    >>6686553 Aragon here...Its true, we killed your ass

    Heres a pic frodo took of me teabagging your body
    >> Sam 11/13/09(Fri)09:33 No.6686619
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    Yeah, that was right after that tree attacked us, wasn't it?

    Or that time we were buried by that ghost. And that was before we even got our daggers!
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:33 No.6686620

    Yeah, except the session he COULD have done something, you were on holiday in Magaloof.
    So he spent the entire session NEARLY getting burnt alive by your Father for reasons that the DM never properly explained.

    Your just lucky that Pete called bullshit on that in time and since the DM is letting Pete and Mike get away with EVERYTHING he bent over backwards to accomodate them.


    Yeah, he was being fucking harsh there. It wasn't like you were even flirting with his girlfirend, you were just in character.

    Remind me, who DID win that 'most kills' contest you were having?
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:34 No.6686628
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    Huh...I hate that damn DM.
    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:37 No.6686657
    >Remember that early session when we were just staring out? The DM got high and made up some gay character called Tom Whatshisname and kept singing gay songs and dancing around.

    Tom Bombadil.
    Yes, that was very very gay. I think he was a character from one of his girlfriends yaoi fanfictions, I seem to recall Andy or Glenn talking to him about it after the session.

    Fighting the Barrow Wights was cool though.

    Gods that DM was SO fucking hit or miss.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:39 No.6686668
    Talk about DM douchery! I mean "sure, you can rest, there's no one around in these woods".

    Then we almost get a fucking TPK by a tree. And guess who saved us? A fucking DMPC.

    I mean fuck this campaign.
    >> Sam 11/13/09(Fri)09:40 No.6686678
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    Once more, with feeling. You were still the hero of Gondor. Everyone loved you.

    I got to wrestle a grey little muppet who kept calling me fat, and when I finally got home, that White Wizard dude had taken it over.
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:42 No.6686694
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    Huh, Well yay for me.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:44 No.6686714




    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:44 No.6686716

    Honestly, he's just a better player than a DM.

    Remember when we were playing CoC and he was the Old Doctor, I was that Real Estate Agent, Pete was that american cowboy (WAY TO READ THE SETTING NOTES IDIOT) Stan was that British Lord and we went and killed that vampire?
    Shit was SO cash.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:48 No.6686754


    OP, this thread is fucking awesome. Well played, sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)09:50 No.6686774
    Hey. Hi. Yeah, hi. You're a nub.


    4chanarchive is worthless. Sup/tg/ doesn't require you to spam voting links, either.

    Polite sage for irrelevant content.
    >> Boromir 11/13/09(Fri)09:50 No.6686776
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    >> Frodo 11/13/09(Fri)09:51 No.6686780

    Already Archiving. Links when it's uploaded.
    >> I apologized on 4chan 11/13/09(Fri)09:51 No.6686784


    See you all for ZEONQUEST at five GMT.
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)10:13 No.6686934
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    No, no, no. You do not simply walk into Mordor

    You simply get hurled to Mordor!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)10:15 No.6686953
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    Are you retarded?

    He must be SHOT to Mordor!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)10:16 No.6686963
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    Fuck the ring. Shoot Mordor!
    >> Anonymous 11/13/09(Fri)10:17 No.6686970
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    Use the catapult!

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