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    16 KB CronQuest Pt II Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)00:07 No.6627560  
    >>6623771

    You take a brief rest from this computer wizardry to booby trap Bartley's house.

    An easy task for a spetsnaz hobbyist who builds weird puzzle shit for a living.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:09 No.6627579
    Get Bartley and yourself out without getting trapped, get to a gun store.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:11 No.6627603
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    Load Game from last thread nao?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:12 No.6627614
    Wait, can we get another look at our inventory again? And the stuff we have in the car
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:12 No.6627625
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6623771/
    Part one is here.

    Its not archived to seperate into a category of Cronquest or anything, so people will be looking for it later.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)00:16 No.6627665
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    Bartley's documentation is interesting to say the least.

    Cronqvist's Inventory:
    1 Length of Rope
    1 Spetsnaz Knife
    1 Glass
    1 Pouch of Forest Camouflage Facepaint
    1 Jump Drive

    Bartley's Inventory:
    1 Laptop
    1 Set of Car Keys
    1 Cellular Phone
    1 Pair of Rubber Gloves
    1 Medical Quarantine Mask
    1 Jump Drive
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:17 No.6627683
    >>6627579
    This. I'm sure you and Bartley can handle a corporate assassin. Your abilities are enough to move very competently in freefall. I assume your ability with hand-to-hand combat is decent.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:19 No.6627710
    Pull up the rest of the files. Knowledge is power and power is half the battle.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:26 No.6627774
    Alright, now get to the local media and start giving away answers pronto.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:27 No.6627790
    Open up files on Morris and Renard.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)00:28 No.6627797
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    >>6627710

    Bossi's documentation is... somewhat disturbing...
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:30 No.6627825
    >>6627797
    What kind of man evaluates himself in a text file?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:30 No.6627828
    >>6627797
    Well.

    Henry idolizes us, but he stands for all we are against.

    Not sure how this will turn out.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:35 No.6627898
    >>6627825
    Obviously the President is evaluating Henry.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)00:39 No.6627956
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    >>6627790

    Ah Morris, one wonders when you will stop taking flak for the 'creature' incident...

    Probably once we stop finding bones in the ventilation.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:41 No.6627982
    >>6627797
    Who's Stella Brauner? Someone who has the hots for our hero?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:44 No.6628021
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    >>6627956
    >When Cronqvist assaulted it with a crowbar
    >crowbar
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:44 No.6628026
    >>6627982
    Apparently.

    Once this whole corporate takedown is over with, we can pursue this further.

    Hell, who doesn't love a hero?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:44 No.6628028
    >>6627774
    This might not be enough. We need more concrete evidence.

    Any chance of the existence of actual videos that could incriminate the company? Perhaps some showing people getting killed or tortured?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:46 No.6628049
    >>6628028
    Security tapes.

    We need security tapes from the company.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:47 No.6628068
    >>6628049
    For security tapes, a (very manly and awesome, with lots of guns preferably) return to the den of the corporate beast might very well be possible.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:48 No.6628072
    >>6628068
    >>6628068
    Or we could, you know, use our brains and quietly slip in to steal them.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)00:50 No.6628097
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    >>6627790

    Ah Renard, crazy by most people's standards, but our passion for puzzles is unmatched, each of us on another end of the puzzle solver dynamic.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:50 No.6628098
    >>6628028
    >>6628049
    >>6628068
    >>6628072

    hold your horses, fellas. before we do anything, do we even know for sure that such security tapes exist?

    maybe Bartley might know. let's try asking her stuff
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)00:53 No.6628132
    So what exactly was this "Chaos Box" puzzle?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:00 No.6628204
    Check Stella's file.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:01 No.6628215
    >>6628132
    You dont want to know. You really dont want to know.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:02 No.6628233
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    >>6628098
    >>6628132

    She doesn't know anything about any security tapes, short of the ones they bring to her just to cover up.

    You present to her the Chaos Box, a puzzle so devious you don't even mention it in your inventory, even though you always have it.

    It's sinister design... she looks at it, it beckons her... she knows she'll never solve it... yet...

    ...she feels she must try...
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:04 No.6628258
    >>6628233
    (Anticipation as to what happens...)
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:04 No.6628270
    oh great. now she'll be useless until she solves our almost unsolvable puzzle.

    protip: The sollution is not to fucking play.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:05 No.6628284
    >>6628233
    >short of the ones they bring to her just to cover up

    THIS IS FUCKING USEFUL.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:06 No.6628292
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    >>6628258
    >>6628270

    The white cross is already on there...

    It's would be a simple matter to solve the corners...
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:09 No.6628336
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    >>6628292

    You put the box away, the spell is broken. Back to the matter at hand.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:13 No.6628382
    >>6628336
    Have her call those we can trust from the file. Mainly Morris, Renard, and Stella. Don't use any funny wording. Just schedule a meeting over business matters at a recognizable location. While she's doing that, drive to the gun store and/or pawn shop and buy some weapons.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:25 No.6628507
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    Morris is initially distrustful, but you coax him into joining you.

    Renard, your old friend, jumps at the chance to build a friendship with Bartley.

    She hands you the phone, and you convince Stella to come along.

    You all agree to meet at Grant's, the old pizza place you and Renard would hang out at.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:30 No.6628578
    Posts are slowing down pretty hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:32 No.6628614
    >>6628578
    In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one still in the thread.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:33 No.6628623
    >>6628614
    >>6628578
    Sorry folks, I was counting on you guys going through all the docs before I'd have to draw all these guys.

    Still setting the scene...
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:35 No.6628642
    >>6628623
    Well, then, let's make it interesting.

    While waiting for them to show up, read more of those documents to see what we're getting into.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:35 No.6628647
    flirt shamelessly with Bartley in the meantime
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:36 No.6628656
    >>6628647
    To be honest, we have a hell of a better chance with Stella.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:38 No.6628689
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    >>6628642
    >>6628656

    It feels a little dirty digging into Stella's files... but it can't be helped.

    We need to know who's on our side.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:41 No.6628718
    Wait wait wait... you play wow? -1 point to puzzle maker rep there dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:42 No.6628736
    >>6628689
    Alright, so Stella is definitely going to be willing to join us. She's a very morally upright person. When she sees the evils of the company, she will surely be on our side.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:44 No.6628763
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    >>6628647

    She seems immune to your charms! IMPOSSIBLE

    Also, to anyone expecting a climactic moment, I'm gonna let you down right now, because I'm getting burned out here, gonna reveal the characters and release the secret docs in a rar file and then call it a night.

    Feel free to suggest stuff though, until I get the characters out I'll try to work in what you guys suggest.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:46 No.6628788
    >>6628763
    Fine by me (us?).
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:52 No.6628884
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    You arrive at Grant's and reintroduce everyone.

    To the immediate right of Bartley sits Stella Brauner, the kindhearted girl that works in Emergency Solutions.

    Next to her sits Hector Morris, of Biological Research, when he's not concocting new kinds of poisons, he's crafting abominations.

    On the end sits Eric Renard, lead tester. He solves every puzzle that comes his way, and even bested the Chaos Box. He is your oldest friend, and your most trusted ally.

    Together, you talk about what you have just uncovered...
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)01:54 No.6628910
    >>6628884
    Well, it's been fun folks, but I gotta call it a night, will wrap up the secret docs, cram em into a RAR, and cram that into a PNG.

    Thanks for putting up with me so far /tg/, will probably resume either tomorrow afternoon or Sunday.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:02 No.6629036
    Looking forward to next time, OP. I expect the next ruby quest out of you.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:03 No.6629044
    FFFFuuuuccckk
    Monster Hunter's siren call distracted me and I missed most of this thread.
    Sorry for inadvertently abandoning your thread, bro. I have enjoyed it so far.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)02:53 No.6629570
    http://rapidshare.com/files/304391751/secret_documents.rar

    Sorry, 4chan doesn't let me upload images with archives in them.

    I did not know this.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)03:20 No.6629903
    You could just post them in the thread. That'd be more convenient.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:24 No.6629949
    >>6629903

    ...yeah alright.

    >Answers.txt
    Ah, Doctor Cronqvist, you got into my documents?
    Hoho... you're going to fry for this.

    >Bartley.txt
    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Drolta Bartley

    Current head of Public Relations Department

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Taking an early knack for spin doctory, Bartley spent a major part of high school in
    debate club, even as her grades faltered. She put little to no work in her actual
    classes and didn't even show up for P.E. Her silver tongue put her on the honor roll.
    Excelling in school, she moved onto pursue a career where she could worm her way to
    the top, a methodology our company sort of condones. Her passion for safety in the
    workplace is to be admired.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Henry Bossi - Seemingly oblivious, despite Henry being her immediate superior.
    Stella Brauner - Seemingly oblivious.
    Dario Cornell - Good friends, talk about work together often.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Rivalry, since day one.
    Nathan Fortner - Concerned, but avoids talking to.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Enemies, ever since Morris' 'creature' got loose.
    Eric Renard - Scared of, Renard's demeanor is odd given his profession.
    Grant Schneider - Seemingly oblivious.
    Richter Zead - Affectionate towards, Zead pays her no mind.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:25 No.6629954
    >Bossi.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Henry Bossi

    Current vice president

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Orphaned at the early age of three, Henry initially thought to become a crimefighter.
    Upon the police discovering the murderer of his parents was actually a would be
    adventurer who was using their immolated bodies to open a box of snacks to bribe a
    troll, he changed his focus to torment. Now standing as vice president of the world's
    largest weird puzzle shit catalogue, Bossi takes personal pride in tormenting the would
    -be heroes.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Aware of, but lets her just sort of do her own thing.
    Stella Brauner - Somewhat envious, due to her getting all of Cronqvist's attention.
    Dario Cornell - Aware of, but uncaring.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Idolizes, as he is a source of our best puzzles.
    Nathan Fortner - Interested in, but considers a poor imitator.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Looks up to, ever since the 'creature' incident.
    Eric Renard - Hateful towards, Renard's optimism grates on Bossi's nerves.
    Grant Schneider - Aware of, and compassionate towards.
    Richter Zead - Frequently upset with, as Zead's puzzles never kill.

    >BOYS.txt

    Seriously?

    I don't know who you are, but I know you're not me.

    You're in some serious shit.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:25 No.6629961
    >Brauner.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Stella Brauner

    Current head of Emergency Solutions

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Puzzles were never a field Stella had considered herself a part of, in fact, until her
    junior year in high school she had not even heard of the industry. However, once she
    heard there was a department devoted to providing emergency escapes to any broken
    or otherwise unsolvable puzzles, she knew she had heard her calling.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Seemingly oblivious.
    Henry Bossi - Seemingly oblivious, despite Henry being her immediate superior.
    Dario Cornell - Seemingly oblivious.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Affectionate towards, Joachim responds in kind, both seem unaware.
    Nathan Fortner - Disturbed by, due to his obsession
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Tries to maintain a friendship, despite the incident.
    Eric Renard - Friends, part of Cronqvist's circle.
    Grant Schneider - Friends, her creations make his job easier.
    Richter Zead - Respect, due to his deathless traps.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:26 No.6629970
    >Cornell.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Dario Cornell

    Current head of Sanitation

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    A true success story, Dario was a high school dropout that just couldn't get a break,
    one day he signed onto our janitorial staff and wouldn't stop until his job was done.
    Six years later, he became head of the department.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Good friends, talk about work together often.
    Henry Bossi - Seemingly oblivious.
    Stella Brauner - Seemingly oblivious.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Respect, Cronqvist keeps a clean station.
    Nathan Fortner - Respect, Fortner also keeps his office clean.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Enemies, ever since Morris' 'creature' got loose.
    Eric Renard - Friends, joke about who has the worse job.
    Grant Schneider - Seemingly oblivious.
    Richter Zead - Seemingly oblivious.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:26 No.6629972
    >Cronqvist.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Joachim Cronqvist, Doctor

    Current head of Weird Puzzle Shit Department

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    After creating the infamous "Chaos Box" puzzle in middle school, Dr. Cronqvist
    would lead a life of passion, creating the best puzzles out company has ever sold.
    Having no siblings and parents far away from the company, his awkward behavior has
    us unnerved. He demonstrates a bizarre and at times schizophrenic personality, as
    though he is following the whims of some unseen force. Whether it is for us, against
    us, or somewhat neutral towards our presence, is yet to be seen.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Rivalry, despite being the heads of completely unrelated departments.
    Henry Bossi - Seemingly oblivious, despite Henry being his immediate superior.
    Stella Brauner - Affectionate towards, Stella responds in kind, both seem unaware.
    Dario Cornell - Seemingly oblivious, for understandable reasons.
    Nathan Fortner - Seemingly oblivious, despite Nathan's overbearing jealousy.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Good friends, as one provides ammo for the other's creations.
    Eric Renard - Old friends, seemingly unaware of Eric's sadism.
    Grant Schneider - Seemingly oblivious, but carpool together.
    Richter Zead - Seemingly oblivious, despite Zead's deep desire for Cronqvist's position.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:27 No.6629982
    >Fortner.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Nathan Fortner

    Current head of Deathtrap Puzzle Horseshit

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Seeking an outlet for his aggression, Fortner made a hobby out of 'reverse-teasing'
    bullies in school, an act of justice in his eyes. He truly realized his mastery of the
    art when he warded away two burglars from his home at the age of nine, using only nails,
    paint cans, and a bucket of glue. Neither one survived. At sixteen he was commissioned
    to do puzzles for Metallic Sonata Inc., however he developed a jealousy of Cronqvist,
    almost to the point of psychotic obsession.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Seemingly oblivious.
    Henry Bossi - Seemingly oblivious, despite Henry being her immediate superior.
    Stella Brauner - Interested in, due to her affection with Cronqvist.
    Dario Cornell - Seemingly oblivious.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Incredibly obsessed, seems to want his life.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Hard to say, Morris is uncomfortable around him.
    Eric Renard - Intrigued by, as his puzzles are supposed to be fear-inducing.
    Grant Schneider - Seemingly oblivious.
    Richter Zead - Seemingly oblivious.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:28 No.6629988
    >Illegal Stuff.txt

    Bartley, Bartley, Bartley.

    Who else but you would sink so low as to dig into my documentation?

    >Lecarde.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Adrian Lecarde

    Current head of XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Seemingly oblivious.
    Henry Bossi - Seemingly oblivious.
    Stella Brauner - Seemingly oblivious.
    Dario Cornell - Seemingly oblivious.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Seemingly oblivious.
    Nathan Fortner - Seemingly oblivious.
    Eric Renard - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Seemingly oblivious.
    Grant Schneider - Seemingly oblivious.
    Richter Zead - Seemingly oblivious.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:28 No.6629991
    >Morris.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Hector Morris

    Current head of Biological Research

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Hector grew up in a neighborhood absolutely FLOODED with Meth labs, despite this, his
    parents (not addicts, not dealers, just poor and in a shitty neighborhood) tried to
    raise him right, and he stayed off the stuff. But he was endlessly fascinated by the
    process of how the drugs were created, his chemical interest fueling his college
    career. Seeking a career in puzzle-science, he came to us.

    CREATURE INCIDENT
    On July 7th, 2006, Morris accidentally created what he called 'Alpha Shitrape,' concerned
    for our safety, the higher ups were holed up on the top floors, as the horrific creature
    attacked the employees. The disaster was ended on the ninth when Cronqvist assaulted it
    with a crowbar.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Enemies, due to the 'creature' incident.
    Henry Bossi - Seemingly oblivious, despite Bossi's adoration.
    Stella Brauner - Strained, due to the 'creature' incident.
    Dario Cornell - Enemies, due to the 'creature' incident.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Good friends, as chemicals, monsters, and puzzles work well together.
    Nathan Fortner - Bipolar, sometimes enjoys, sometimes hates.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Eric Renard - Good friends, Renard loved the 'creature' incident and hopes for a repeat.
    Grant Schneider - Mutual repect, due to their hated jobs.
    Richter Zead - Distrusting, Zead seems too enthusiastic about Morris' projects.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:29 No.6629999
    >Porn Directories.txt

    Metallic Sonata Inc - Master Record
    For CEO XXXXXX XXXXX XX 's EYES ONLY


    Victims of Puzzles - Section 1141
    Owners of Puzzles - Section 2135
    Owners who have died of Puzzles - Section 2136
    Sponsors - Section 3

    Master Code - TEPES

    "Unethical" Puzzles -

    Mind Blanker

    Rape-raper

    Repression Yanker

    Sextahedron

    Impossis Drive

    Shank Plank

    POLICY - Feign ignorance, sell through black market anyway.

    FURTHER MORALLY AMBIGUOUS INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND BELOW

    -----
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:29 No.6630012
    >QuickFix Data.txt

    BREAK INTO ACTUAL PORN DIRECTORIES - O
    BREAK INTO PORN DIRECTORIES FULL OF DIRTY SECRETS - 12

    SECURITY ANALYSIS - ACCEPTABLE

    >Renard.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Eric Renard

    Current head of Testing

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Originally seeking a career in adventuring, Renard spent a big part of his childhood
    setting up ridiculous puzzles for himself and then inducing amnesia. His passion for
    puzzles however would far outweigh his desire to help the little guy, so he wound up
    joining Metallic Sonata Inc. so he could try out as many puzzles as he could, he creeps
    out most of the puzzle development staff.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Tries for friendship, despite her discomfort around.
    Henry Bossi - Somewhat scared of, but always up for a challenge.
    Stella Brauner - Friends, part of Cronqvist's circle.
    Dario Cornell - Friends, joke about who has the worse job.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Old friends, first one to use his 'Chaos Box' puzzle.
    Nathan Fortner - Somewhat scared of, but feigns friendship.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Good friends, loved the 'creature' incident.
    Grant Schneider - Respect, due to his extreme mastery of puzzle shit.
    Richter Zead - Respect, because he makes extremely difficult puzzles
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:30 No.6630018
    >Schneider.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Grant Schneider, Sir

    Current head of Advertising

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Grant Schneider was born in raised in the United Kingdom, where he developed an early
    interest in bizarre advertising techniques. Contrasting the various commercial themes
    in various regions in Europe he developed a way to sway almost anyone. However, his
    charm only really shines when he's behind the scenes. In person, he isn't nearly as
    imposing. Without his expertise our company would probably not have survived as long
    as it has.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Seemingly oblivious.
    Henry Bossi - Aware of, and compassionate towards.
    Stella Brauner - Friends, her creations make his job easier.
    Dario Cornell - Seemingly oblivious.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Seemingly oblivious, but carpool together.
    Nathan Fortner - Seemingly oblivious.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Mutual repect, due to their hated jobs.
    Eric Renard - Appreciation, he knows the puzzles are tough as nails.
    Richter Zead - Distrust, as he knows his puzzles, but focuses on deathtraps.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:31 No.6630026
    >Secret Shit.txt

    Fortner, really? Your little obsession would push you to dig into my documents?

    Cronqvist was never so bold.

    >Solutions.txt

    SOLUTION GUIDE

    A QUICK DIRECTORY ON HOW TO SOLVE EVERY PUZZLE WE'VE EVER PUBLISHED

    1)Cronqvist's Work
    a)Deathtraps
    b)Harmless
    c)Boss Fights
    d)Other

    2)Fortner's Work
    a)Deathtraps
    b)Other
    3)Zead's Work
    a)Harmless
    b)Boss Fights
    c)Other
    4)Other
    a)Deathtraps
    b)Harmless
    c)Boss Fights
    d)Block-based
    e)Other

    ---

    1)Cronqvist

    Cronqvist's puzzles take an interesting approach in that they are never
    unsolvable, no matter what they can be solved with some object nearby if
    all else fails, however they are still devilishly difficult to solve, due to
    this interesting combination, he is our department head as far as weird puzzle
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:32 No.6630031
    >The Truth.txt

    Zead! But you were always so loyal, yet you would defy me in such a way?

    I was always somewhat worried about you... good to know it was justified.

    >ToDo List.txt
    Henry, young Henry. I took you in, raised you, even gave you a job here.

    Yet you would turn on me. I blame myself. I shall come to you, don't worry.

    >Zead.txt

    PERSONAL EVALUATION

    Richter Zead

    Current head of Safe Puzzles

    ---

    PERSONAL HISTORY

    Developing an early passion for puzzles that don't harm anyone, Zead insists that
    puzzles don't have to kill to be difficult. By building his middle school's security
    system pretty much by himself, Zead shone moreso than any other of our employees.
    Too bad, were he to branch into deathtraps he could outshine even Cronqvist.

    SOCIAL LINKS

    Drolta Bartley - Somewhat oblivious, despite Bartley's advances.
    Henry Bossi - Upset with, as Bossi is somewhat overbearing.
    Stella Brauner - Friends, thanks to his deathless traps.
    Dario Cornell - Seemingly oblivious.
    Joachim Cronqvist - Ambitious, Zead wants his postion as head of Weird Puzzle Shit.
    Nathan Fortner - Wary, but mostly averse to.
    Adrian Lecarde - Seemingly oblivious.
    Hector Morris - Respect, as Morris' projects fuel his creations.
    Eric Renard - Respect, as they both enjoy puzzles for what they really are.
    Grant Schneider - Distrust, as he knows his puzzles, but focuses on deathtraps.
    >> Dr. Cronqvist !EU6eCvmgI6 11/09/09(Mon)03:32 No.6630035
    ...and that's the last of it, night all.



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