I hit your plot with my axe.

Looking forward to this thread

At the VEEEEERY beginning of the multiverse, there were only two sections of it.

The core, small and in the center, and the shell, infinitely extending and fully surrounding the core.

(I AM USING FINGERPAD WITH MSPAINT :c)

does this story have kobolds in it?

>>6569122
>>6569233
I sure hope this is a troll 'cause your grammar is atrocious

Real men always use homemade settings

Published modules is dildos

>>6569249
Shut up. This might be interesting, also I understand what he's saying so it's good enough.
Go on OP.

This is going to be THE BEST homebrew never made.

>>6569249
He uses too many commas but his grammar is by no means atrocious.

>>6569249
it effects affectively

>>6569145
It's futile bro. He's sitting behind GM's screen.

Over time, from the essences of both spawned life!!!

The the core gave birth to beings called Titans, there weren't many, but those who existed were very powerful and artistic, they sculpted the core to fit what they thought would be the most beautiful possibility for their home

The shell formed Gods, there were many gods and since the shell, being so large, usually felt very empty, they decided to create their own kinds of life! :D

>>6569252

YOU BEST BE JOKING!

>>6569266

>for my friends and then DM them up for them using D&D 3.5

ಠ_ಠ

>>6569249

:c I have a fever and my head is spinning and I think I have swine flu sorry...

>>6569278
woo, go titans

>>6569289

We forgive you. CARRY ON, MY WAYWARD SON.

>>6569289
Fair enough, I shall stop causing havoc in your thread, please continue ^_^

So basically, you're ripping off Greek mythology?

>>6569315

Doesn't seem like he's ripping it off, more like he's altering it. 4e FR is a rip-off, though. This isn't.

The life the gods made didn't last very long though for you see, nothing outside the core(besides a god) had the ability to remain tangible for very long...

And oddly enough gods, no matter how hard they tried, couldn't simply make other gods. (even if they could, they realized that was a stupid idea)

>>6569279
PUBLISHEDS MODULES IS DILDOS TOKI

Oddly enough, going with how nothing but gods could exist within the shell, gods could not leave the shell either...

So, the Gods decided to give the Titans a gift!
A gift the Gods could observe gleefully and still (sort of) interact with.

What the hell is even wrong with homebrew settings? They're assumed in D&D, they always have been.

Eventually, the titans realized they fucking hated other life as it tended to fuck EVERYTHING up.

So, the titans killed EVERYTHING in the core that wasn't a titan...

Does your homebrew setting honestly have to extend all the way to the beginning of time with some strangely genki gods hangin' about trying to roll a 20 on their 'make life' check?

The gods made MOAR, titans killed MOAR.

The gods made MOAR+STRONGER, titans killed MOAR+STRONGER

The gods, seeing their obvious advantage of having complete sanctuary from the titan pricks decided to put an end to them, regardless of the extreme measures their stubbornness had driven them to...

>>6569576

Actually, yes, it comes full circle at endgame... = m=;;;

for some reason, i am transfixed by the pictures.

>>6569526
>SHITHOLE
I lol'd

the visual help is awesome. im very entertained

>>6569632
>>6569661

Oh, good, I was actually starting to think they were a waste of time!!! :D

The gods created part gods/part life, these demigodss took many forms but the ones they decided to focus on creating en masse for the duration of this conflict were known as...

>>6569675
please continue!!!

HERP DERP

Needless to say the titans, incapable of defeating these "DRAG-INS*"(CUZ THEY WERE HALF GODS SO DEY HAD TO DRAG DEMSELFS IN HURR*) without suffering losses and unable to strike back at the gods, were cornered and needed a plan...

>>6569684
OP, this pic will now start getting regular use

*NO, NOT CANON, DON'T FREAK OUT

>>6569738
pic related

>>6569743

I'M FREAKIN' OUT I'M FREAKIN' OUT

im interested

Titans couldn't create life, but they could create anything else, they pooled together the majority* of their collective energies and produced an orb, an orb that could control any demigod the titans attuned it to (with interchangeable gem slots, the gems being much easier to create than the orb itself)

*the remaining energy manifests itself in present day as magic(OH FUCK)

The gods didn't know what the FUCK to do, at least, not at first.

Needless to say, the gods sustained heavy losses before developing some countermeasure.

Fuck, I am at college and my brother and I commute together, he has to leave for something important, commute home is an hour or two long, keep me unsaged? <3

I'LL HAVE A TABLET WHEN I GOT HOME = FASTER UPDATES

this story rivals WW stories

>>6569917
Sigh, I'll wait ;.;

>>6569926
>>6569923

<3

Until then, speculate, suggest ideas, GET MESSY

gods fight back using the power of dance!!!

Then, a demigod breaks free of both the Titans and the Gods, becoming master of the underworld.
He is FERRET, EVIL INCARNATE!
Watch him as he gnaws at the legs of creation, and refuses to let go!

>>6569917

Fuck you, I ain't gonna stay up until 3 o'clock for this.

But I do wanna know what happens next, sigh. .__.

>>6570129
This will no doubt get an archive, comrade.

bumpity bump

I just like the funny pictures

THIS IS WORTH WATCHING

BUMPAN

BOOMP?

BUMPIN

bump

OP is a master of suspense

I AM BACK! :D

>>6571835
awesome, more art!!!!

>>6569696
This makes me think he's the guy who does all those 4chan pics in ms paint. The kind that look really crappy, but in the classy sort of way that you know you can't just repeat on your own.

ONE GUY DOES ALL OF THEM. HE IS VERY BUSY.

(Lost my groove, forgive me if it doesn't have the same feel for a couple posts.)

A brave mortal, one who understood the ways of the titan's home, one who was respectful of their masterpiece, was overlooked by the raging titans.

They however, were not overlooked by him, they killed his brothers and sisters, and now on their rampage were utterly destroying what they, and he, had most prized.

The very nature of the core became vengeful towards it's first children and granted their coveted orb to this mortal, this first truly beloved of both core and shell, this first druid.

AND GOD DAMNIT, THE FUCKING DRUID WENT AND GOT OVERPOWERED IN THE FIRST FUCKING MOMENTS OF HAVING HIS CLASS LEVELS

I drew some of these in the car :c

>>6571835
Welcome back I had a nap while you were gone!

i cant help but make macros out of these

The druid was under the influence of the gods and could only follow their orders to remove the orb from the very face of the core.

(presumably to destroy it as the orb is not a god and they were assuming that would have the orb sent to the shell by the obedient yet oh so powerful mortal)

The nature of the core whispered an alternative choice to the ambiguous order given to the druid...

>>6571959

FUCKING DRUIDS, ALWAYS FUCKING SHIT UP

*sniffle*

SHITTY CAR DRAWINGS

IM SO GLAD PEOPLE ARE COMING BACK :D

>>6572061
In b4 PEIRCE THE HEAVENS!

Ohbtw the druid is using the godpower of ALL the dragons to do this.

>>6572075

Oh how I want to now that you mention it...

Massive TTGL fan, a previous homebrew was inspired by it.

"The Tower of" Stoza erupted from the ground, the titan's orb's gems fell loose to the ground, and the orb was engulfed by the massive tower.

The core then pulled the massive construct seemingly back into it's ground, the Titans, FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT, began digging madly where stoza once stood, but alas, the tower was somewhere neither the gods nor titans could even dream of touching...

By the titans realized this though, they were sealed within the core to stew amongst themselves forever by dragons and a VERY pissed off druid...

I SWEAR I AM FINISHING THIS ARC SOON

this whole thread is pure win

>>6572212
keep going!

The gods could still feel the orb's power, they knew instantly what the core had done and did not trust for and instant that the core would remain benevolent with such great power in it's clutches.

Maybe they were threatened or maybe they were pissed. whatever the case had been, the gods, now with seemingly no care for the one mortal life (still under their control) remaining and the demigods that were now out of their control, tore the core asunder, hoping to end this colossal mistake once and for all...

>>6572188
>>titan's orb's


double apostrophe
L2language

NOT AS PLANNED

The essences of the core mingled with the shell, new, more complicated layers formed a new, more complicated cosmology.

The gods had done something irreversible and were just on a STUPID spree, nonetheless though, they managed to destroy the core...

...or at least the collective powers of sentience that made the core the core, aaaaaaand the power for any of the mixed core/shell sentience fragmenty doodads to retrieve Tieren'stoza from it's untouchable demiplane.

>>6572613

:c <3

The demigods, still with their godpower intact, were safe from the loss of the core.

The brave druid was given enough power from the core to ascend to a level much more powerful than the titans, however temporary that power lasted.

The rest of the core's power, along with it's sentience, was then fragmented.

Ah, and here we have the titans...

SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WRITE THESE OUT ON MULTIPLE PLOT CHARTS :c

The fragments of the titans were scattered across the new planes, twisted, deformed, malign...

They wished to reproduce, but needed energy...

...There was energy abundant in this multiverse however...

END ARK 1

SLEEPYTIME? :D

And yes, I am catching the horrendous spelling and grammar errors after posting them, I am so tired I somehow manage to misread what I've written...

Wake up, /tg/, wake up!!! :c

omg you're back
I though the kobolds had taken you

>>6572915
Nice story keep going!

>>6573147
I sent a request to achieve it cause I thought everyone was asleep...

I plan on continuing tomorrow or so? You get some sleep! >:U

Also criticism is nice!

>>6573098

Nah, little brother's last ever Rec. Soccer game.

I may not have good grammar, but kill me now if I'm not an awesome brother.

"D&D 3.5" "Homebrew" "Silly Pictures" "Bad Grammar" "IAMGRATEDEE'EM"

Those are tags, you know what do!

I don't know what went on this thread but it was great all the same.

Posting in an epic, if not very active, thread.

>>6573197
Haven't slept more than about an hour in three days, and don't plan to till later this evening :P