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    1.35 MB Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)00:59 No.6530604  
    CUNTS!

    My players in my RPG desire VIOLENCE!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of a DELICATE SITUATION IN 17TH CENTURY FRANCE COURT LIFE?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:00 No.6530620
    Fucking duels, dipshit. They were like the second leading cause of death after the goddamned plague.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:02 No.6530645
    >>6530620
    BRILLIANT!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:02 No.6530651
    Have atrocious table manners. Get wasted. Challenge people to duels over your honor when they make comments. Grope noble's wives.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:03 No.6530656
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    NIGGERS

    My players in my LARP desire ROMANCE

    What do I do when they're in the middle of WASHINGTON STATE HIGH SCHOOL WITH VAMPIRES?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:03 No.6530665
    >>6530620
    >17th Century
    >plague

    O u
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:03 No.6530666
    >>6530656
    Seppuku! It's the only honorable response to such a setting!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:04 No.6530670
    >>6530656
    STOP FUCKING LARPING
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:11 No.6530781
    Muggers.

    Fuck, they can't spend all their time in court, can they? And not everything has to be part of some plot, does it?

    And it'll make them paranoid trying to analyze the corpses for clues on which rival sent them.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:13 No.6530812
    >>6530656
    oh, baby... Is that who I think it is???
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:14 No.6530822
    >>6530604
    Rethink your entire game because that sounds fucking boring.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:15 No.6530843
    >>6530822
    OKAY

    NOW THEY GO TO SOUTH AMERICA
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:40 No.6531144
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    >>6530843
    HYMENS!!

    My players in my RPG desire VIOLENCE!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of a DELICATE SITUATION IN 19TH CENTURY BRAZIL COURT LIFE?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_of_Portugal,_Brazil_and_the_Algarves
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:49 No.6531233
    An interesting fact is that in Versailles they had no guards at the gates of the bigass gardens, everyone could theoretically enter by the day: bigwigs had their personal bodyguards.

    So, have ninjas kidnap the Dauphin or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:50 No.6531251
    >>6531144
    Now THAT sounds interesting.

    Can I be Bolivar? PLEEEAAASSSSEEEE?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:53 No.6531276
    >>6531251

    >>Bolivar
    >>Brazil

    You sir have failed.
    >> It's actually a good idea sorry I just wanted to do what everyone else was doing Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:53 No.6531278
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    >>6531233
    CLITORII!

    My players in my RPG desire SUBTLETY!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of a KNOCK DOWN DRAG OUT BRAWL WITH NINJAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL OF MIRRORS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:55 No.6531300
    >>6530620
    This.

    They're pretty sure the nobility in general stayed so small because they were constantly murdering each other over the stupidest shit.

    Reading about how duels actually went is hilarious as hell. Most of the time, it came down to two guys looking for an excuse to fight.

    Women were an easy one, but even shit as simple as how long a boat was or what course of food was better could spark a duel.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)01:55 No.6531306
    >>6531276
    ...God damn it you're right.

    I resign myself to studying more of Latin American history in shame.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:01 No.6531360
    CUNTS!

    Is a good way to start a post.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:33 No.6531712
    >>6531278

    Clitorises, to be more precise.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:35 No.6531728
    >>6531712
    What is the plural of Hymen?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:37 No.6531747
    >>6530604
    Code Duello.

    Vicious rape.

    RP a serial killer at court.

    RP le roi as a serial killer at court.

    Rape again.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:40 No.6531770
    PENISES!

    My players in my chit-and-map game desire INTER-PERSONAL ROLE PLAYING!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of Army Group Centre's Kursk Operation at a regimental simulation scale?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:40 No.6531771
    >>6531728
    Virginities.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:40 No.6531778
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    >>6531728
    Maidenheads.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:41 No.6531783
    >>6530604
    I lol'd
    >> -|- Reichsguard -|- !!bOOhb8C7gxV 11/02/09(Mon)02:41 No.6531784
    >>6530604
    DO THE REVOLUTION
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:42 No.6531791
    >>6531784
    >DO THE REVOLUTION
    >1600s

    Oh you.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:42 No.6531795
    >>6531770
    Jodl and Zeitzler get into a fistfight over map markers that leads to drinking binge, that leads to sweaty gay sex.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:43 No.6531802
    PISS FUCKERS!

    My players in my free form game want MORE RULES!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of IMPROVISATIONAL THEATRE SPORTS!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:43 No.6531804
    >>6531770
    Inform the players that Der Kommissar is in town. And somebody's spreading rumors that they're plotting against Stalin!

    They must avoid being purged!

    Once they get sick of that, go back to your game.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:44 No.6531807
    >>6531770

    The only answer is Hot Slav Sniperesses.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:45 No.6531812
    >>6531802
    INFORM THEM THAT FOR EVERY ITEM OF BLUE CLOTHING THEY MUST RAISE THEIR TONE OF VOICE BY ONE OCTAVE

    THOSE THAT FAIL TO COMPLY WILL BE SUMMARILY BEATEN AND ROBBED FOR PIZZA MONEY

    MAKE UP BULLSHIT RULES FOR OTHER ARTICLES OF CLOTHING

    EAT PIZZA
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:47 No.6531822
    >>6531791

    The Fronde, then?
    >> -|- Reichsguard -|- !!bOOhb8C7gxV 11/02/09(Mon)02:47 No.6531823
    >>6531791
    That's the point, they won't expect it!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:48 No.6531829
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    COCKS!

    My players in my RPG desire ROLEPLAYING!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of a GAME OF 4E?
    >> Redemtionist Ted 11/02/09(Mon)02:49 No.6531834
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    rolled 18 = 18

    >>6531823
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SP-Oh dear, terribly sorry. It just comes out at times...uhhh...Do over?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:49 No.6531835
    PEDERASTS!

    My players in my F.A.T.A.L. simulation want more WOMYN FRIENDLY SCENES!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of giving birth to a Semen Shield?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:52 No.6531855
    >>6531829

    Read the GMG.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:53 No.6531873
    >>6531835

    Now, the PCs are all futas. They can talk to each other and be friendly, when technically more or less women.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:54 No.6531879
    >>6531835
    DICKGIRLS!
    >> 40Kfag from /m/ !!t8iiyj3DIqR 11/02/09(Mon)02:55 No.6531881
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    FELLOW GENTLEMEN!

    My players in my RPG wish for POLITICAL INTRIGUE!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of A JAPANESE ISLAND DURING A BATTLE ROYALE?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:57 No.6531900
    >>6531835
    My first reaction was fade to black.

    Then it occurred to me that if you always faded to black whenever something fucked up happens in FATAL, everyone would be playing blind.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:57 No.6531908
    >>6531881
    Prime Minister Japan parachute into Island to win Erection!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:57 No.6531910
    >>6531881
    Pull a Cryostasis!

    Have them uncover the bodies of murdered overseers, who had plotted to abort the battle royale in the first place! Cue flashbacks to the time immediately before their deaths, and have the players struggle to manipulate the people around them to keep these overseers alive in the memories of the vicious political battle that ensues, to prevent the Battle Royale from ever occurring in the first place!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)02:58 No.6531912
    >3840x2820
    jesus christ
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:04 No.6531952
    >>6531728
    Hymns!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:05 No.6531961
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    NECROPHILIACS!

    My players in my DH game desire SCIENCE!

    What do I do when they're playing A BUNCH OF ADEPTUS MECHANICUS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:06 No.6531970
    SANTORUM!

    My players in my Chess game want more TACTICALLY DETERMINED COMBAT!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of FORK HEAVY MID GAME?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:08 No.6531981
    >>6531970
    STAT THE CHESS PIECES YOU SILLY BILLY!

    >>6531961
    I-I'm sorry. There's nothing anybody can do.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:11 No.6531998
    LABIAS!

    My players in my RPG desire FURRY BASHING!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of an IRON CLAW GAME?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:11 No.6532002
    >>6531961
    I just want you to know, that's the greatest picture ever.
    Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:11 No.6532007
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    OVARIES!

    My players in my RPG desire REALISTICAL HISTORICAL MISOGINY!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of a IMPOSSIBLY LIBERAL EQUAL RIGHTS ROKUGAN?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:12 No.6532010
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    CLOACA!

    My players in my RPG desire DUNGEON CRAWLS!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of A COOKING COMPETITION IN A CHEF-FU STYLE CAMPAIGN?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:12 No.6532014
    >>6531981
    >STAT THE CHESS PIECES

    Has anyone actually done this? Could make for a pretty cool modification of DH or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:13 No.6532016
    >>6531998

    Players are all xenofobic scaly dragonborns.

    >>6532010

    They need to FIND those ingredients, ya know.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:13 No.6532017
    NETHERREGIONS!

    My players in my RPG desire REALISTIC CHALLENGE!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of an EXALT CAMPAIGN?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:13 No.6532024
    >>6531998

    Make all characters ridiculous parodies of Mary-Sue style furry characters, and then let the players get opportunities to kill them.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:14 No.6532030
    >>6532017
    Mission: Go somewhere the Buddha is not.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:14 No.6532032
    >>6532017

    Love isn't easy when you're away from home working (slaughtering hordes of villains).
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:15 No.6532034
    ASSHOLES!

    Players in my RPG demand FAT LOOT!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of a DREAMWORLD FIGHTING THEIR DEMONS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:15 No.6532039
    >>6532017

    Pretend they need to live peaceful ordinary lives.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:16 No.6532045
    >>6532034

    Reveal that during their sleep, someone took their gold, invested it, and gave them the profits back.

    Like elves that make shoes, but for the stock market.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:19 No.6532073
    >>6532007
    HAVE A MISOGYNISTIC RELIGION TAKE UP ROOT IN THE PEASANTRY, AND FLASH FORWARD A HUNDRED YEARS WHEREIN SUPPRESSION OF WOMEN IS DOGMA!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:21 No.6532100
    FALLOPIAN TUBES!

    The players in my RPG desire QUICK, STREAMLINED, BUT CHALLENGING COMBAT!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of a 3.X CAMPAIGN?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:22 No.6532105
    >>6532073
    Wouldn't work. Peasants in l5r NEVER revolt.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:24 No.6532118
    >>6532105
    Its a BDSM subculture gone 24/7/365 permanently. The women are all being beaten daily "ironically".
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:25 No.6532127
    >>6532100

    Just fighters and basic races
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:26 No.6532130
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    LINGUISTICS

    Players in my RPG demand FAST PACED AIRSHIP COMBAT.

    What do I do when they're in the middle of A SPANISH INQUISITION?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:26 No.6532133
    >>6532100
    DIVIDE ALL HP BY A MAGNITUDE OF TEN
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:28 No.6532155
    >>6532130
    HERETICS HAVE TAKEN TO THE SKIES IN DECADENT DIRIGIBLES! ALREADY THEIR FILTHY PREACHING HAS ENCOURAGED THE PEASANTRY TO EXPERIMENT WITH ALL SORTS OF BIZARRE AND INDISPUTABLY BLASPHEMOUS KITES!

    THE MOST HOLY AGENTS OF GOD'S CHOSEN CHURCH MUST CHASE THEM IN (Very comfy) ROCKET CHAIRS!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:29 No.6532163
    >>6532130
    Heretics and devil worshippers have developed some manner of airborne conveyance, this is not as god as intended! The good men of the Inquisition must risk their very souls to battle the fiends upon in their own terms.

    To the skies!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:30 No.6532165
    >>6532130

    Wait, what's the problem here? Skyships full of red-robed inquisitors tracking down a sky steamship filled with forbidden scientific secrets sounds like a great time to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:30 No.6532171
    >>6530604
    I would link to a most accurate blo- errr, log kept by a rather vicious and foulmouthed British admiral in the 18th century following his escapades in Empire: Total War. Not that it has anything to do with French court life in the 17th century, but it is a jolly good read. Unfortunately, it seems as if I have misplaced the link. Oh dickcunts.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:30 No.6532173
    >>6532133

    So it'll be about 3-4 levels until my wizard has one hit point?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:31 No.6532180
    >>6532100

    LEARN THE RULES
    DON'T USE SPLATBOOKS
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:31 No.6532181
    >>6532171

    I would have posted an interesting reply to your post, but it seems I don't have any ideas for something to reply with. Oh bastarddicks.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:31 No.6532184
    >>6532173
    Your first BBEG is a kitten.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:31 No.6532185
    >>6532165
    All of a sudden I know where my 7th Sea game goes after the 1750s.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:35 No.6532210
    >>6532180

    >implying that could solve 3rd's problems with combat speed and/or that it's somehow my fault that, after playing it since the day it was released, I still find it a clunky system
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:37 No.6532224
    >>6532210

    CEPHALOPODS!

    My posters on my /TG/ desire GREENTEXT!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of TYPING QUESTIONS EXCITEDLY LEADING WITH A COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL INSULT?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:38 No.6532232
    >>6532224

    >implying we could answer his question
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:39 No.6532241
    >>6532224
    POST MOAR
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:40 No.6532250
    >17th
    >violence
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampjaar
    >france
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinal_Richelieu
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_La_Rochelle
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Musketeers
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:43 No.6532264
    >>6532171
    Dude. You can't do that to me. Assuterus.

    Though it reminds me of the most amazing admiral I recruited in an Empire: Total War game. Barbary Pirates blockade Marseilles (No huge surprise there) and I manage to capture a frigate. Noting my fleet lacked an admiral, I promoted one from the aforementioned frigate.

    Amusingly, I found the admiral chosen to lead the Mediterrean fleet of France was named Ghiyasuddin Al-Suri. Justifying in my mind how some muslim corsair managed to convince the catholic French lords of the admiralty to invest in him the power to lead and command their fellow countrymen amused me a great deal.

    It was a sad day when he died in the winter of 1767, in the service of his Queen Joan, immediately after dispatching a British fleet twice his size outside of London.

    But anyway, remember that link damn it.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:45 No.6532282
    >>6532250
    Whoa.

    Unfortunately, we passed the thirty years war, but wow. Rampjaar is interesting. I'll look at the other links later, but thanks for directing this at me.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:48 No.6532287
    >>6532007
    Two fallen palamaidens, one phylactery.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:49 No.6532293
    BELGIANS!

    My players in my Touhou Maid RPG demand MORE SENSE!

    How can I give them meaningful and logically connected structures when they're in the middle of LOLI APOCALYPSE TEA BULLET COMBATS DUE TO POWER MAINLY TO CONTROL SEMI VISCOUS SOLIDS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:50 No.6532297
    >>6532293
    START A NEW GAME
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:53 No.6532322
    >>6530604
    OP

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devils_(film)

    KEN RUSSEL'S THE DEVILS

    NUN FUCK MURDER RAPE ANTI-PROTESTANT NORTHERN IRELAND THEME NO PASARAN! JESUS WHIPPING PLAGUE THEY ALL DIE
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:56 No.6532336
    KHAAAAAAAN!

    My players in my RPG desire SWORDFIGHTS

    What do I do when they're in the middle of an EPIC SPACE OPERA THAT REVOLVES AROUND SHIP-TO-SHIP COMBAT?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:57 No.6532347
    >>6532336
    David Lynch's /Dune/.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:58 No.6532354
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    >>6532336
    LEGEND OF THE GALACTIC HEROES SHIT UP

    WATCH IT

    IT'LL COME NATURALLY AFTER THAT
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:59 No.6532355
    >>6532336
    BOARDING ACTIONS. SWASHBUCKLING IN SPESS!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)03:59 No.6532357
    >>6532322
    A public exorcism erupts in the town, in which nuns remove their clothes and enter a state of religious frenzy. [...] They appear as though they have been cured - until Condé/Louis reveals the case allegedly containing the relic to be empty. Despite this proof that the exorcisms are a sham, they continue unabated, eventually descending into a massed orgy in which the nuns sexually assault and desecrate a statue of Christ.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:00 No.6532362
    GENITALIA OF THE FEMALE VARIETY!

    My players in my RPG desire ROBOTIC FIGHTING SUITS SIMILAR IN CONCEPT TO POWER ARMOR AND MECHS!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of THE STONE AGE?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:00 No.6532366
    >>6532362
    SHAMANS COMMUNE WITH THEIR ALIEN GODS THAT ANIMATE GOLEMS THAT REQUIRE THE PLAYER CHARACTERS TO BE THEIR EYES AND SOULS!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:01 No.6532375
    >>6532362

    The mechs are powered by dinosaurs.

    FLINTSTONES MECHS
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:03 No.6532388
    >>6532362
    DINO RIDERS
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:15 No.6532454
    PEASANTS!

    My hussars in my squadron desire SLOW INTROSPECTIVE ROMANCE AND MATING?

    What do I do when they're in the middle of THE NAPOLEONIC WARS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:20 No.6532475
    DYKES!

    My players in my group desire HETEROSEXUAL TOMFOOLERY INVOLVING REAL LIVE WOMEN.

    What do I do when they're in the middle of PRETEND?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:30 No.6532540
    CUNT FLAPS!

    My dwarves in my fortress desire GREEN GLASS FLOOD GATES.

    What do I do when they're INTERRUPT SLAUGHTER KITTEN: DRINK?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:35 No.6532567
    G-SPOTS

    My @ in NetHack desires to live.

    What do I do when I have NO RESISTANCES.
    >> Thonius 11/02/09(Mon)05:54 No.6533083
    >>6532007

    >>6532293

    Okay, I lol'd, at the first because Rokugan is basically a whitewashed Japan (what do you mean I can't put a grass cloak on a peasant, light it, and watch him do the burny dance? And I can't cut them down with my katana to test its edge??) And at the second because, well, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)10:46 No.6535079
    >>6532357
    How the fuck do you sexually assault an inanimate object?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)10:48 No.6535096
    >>6535079
    WITH GUSTO.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)10:50 No.6535112
    >>6532171
    MOTHERFUCKER

    DIVULGE
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)10:53 No.6535126
    >>6532130
    >>6532155
    >>6532163
    >>6532165
    FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)10:59 No.6535182
    >Wait, what's the problem here? Skyships full of red-robed inquisitors tracking down a sky steamship filled with forbidden scientific secrets sounds like a great time to me.

    Sounds like it would go badly for the Inquisitors because people would just ram them and go down together rather than be taken alive and tortured.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)13:19 No.6536705
    JACKASSES!

    My players in my THUNDER DOME desire MERCY!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of the PAINKILL MAXIMUS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)14:48 No.6537693
    Come all you losers, bastards, and cheats! Vagrants and barflies, down on the streets! Walk on this path to salvation, vindication awaits!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)15:19 No.6538058
    EQUINES!

    My players desire a BOUT OF HANDBALL!

    How do I do this in an All-Abaddon RP and have NO ARMS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)16:17 No.6538774
    >>6538058
    >Retrieve arms from safe.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:14 No.6540104
    a beautiful new copypasta is being born

    i can see the head!
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:21 No.6540207
    TESTICLES!

    I desire TACTICAL SCIENCE-FICTION SPACE COMBAT!

    What do I do when everyone else at my FLGS is DICKING ABOUT WITH WARHAMMER 40K?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:34 No.6540374
    PUBES!

    My dorfs in my fortress desire LAVA FORGES FOR PRODUCTS WITH WHICH TO PURCHASE ALCOHOL!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of BEING TORN TO SHREDS BY GIANT BATS?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:36 No.6540400
    NIGGERS!

    My players in my SWINGERS PARTY desire DEEP MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of the MONTHLY SINGLES NIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:39 No.6540439
    BUGGERS!

    The players in my RPG desire MASSIVE SLAUGHTER!

    What do I do when they're SAVING THE BRITISH CHILDREN?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:46 No.6540537
    BUGRIT!

    My players in my RPG desire MILLENNIUM HAND AND SHRIMP!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of AN IMPORTANT MEETING WITH THE PATRICIAN?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:52 No.6540650
    ARYANS!

    My players in my KU KLUX KLAN desire RACIAL INTEGRATION!

    What do I do when they're in the middle of the LYNCHING OF A NIGGER?



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