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  • File : 1256780097.jpg-(184 KB, 449x841, Despair'send.jpg)
    184 KB "Deathwish" quest 8 Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)21:34 No.6476698  
    Last time:
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    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6451755/
    ( Due to Deathwish feeling pretty stale, but wanting to give it at least a little closure, tonight will be the last night for wrapping up The ol' BlackSmith's Story for the time being. Been a lot of fun for me at least.)

    You've made your way into the main hall of the courthouse, and can see that fat bastard who's put you in the middle of this mess waddling between a group of 5 elite guards. It looks like they are heading for a set of heavy doors that lead back into his office.

    You're ( Somewhat badly) dressed as a guard, allowing you to pass for one at a distance, but on a close inspection, or removing your helmet you'll easily be found out.

    Going to confront him now? Try to escape the city? Another idea? What do you wish to do?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:37 No.6476722
    Lets go knock that fat ass around! as long as we think we can take out those 5 guards or get them to help us.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:41 No.6476765
    >>6476722
    we can take out 5 guys and tubby, lets jus tknock them out tho don't kill them.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:44 No.6476800
    >>6476722
    >>6476765
    As much as I'd like to knock some sense into lardass, I somehow don't think that would help our situation in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:44 No.6476805
    >>6476722
    >>6476765
    sweet yeah, lets just charge in there and get put back in a dungeon.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)21:47 No.6476831
    >>6476722
    >>6476765
    All 5 of the guards look pretty well armored and armed with spears and short swords, if they are the Lord of this city's personal guard, it would be a tough fight, but you've been in plenty of those by now, so it is a toss up, but far from an assured victory.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:48 No.6476847
    reason the gaurds into surrendering him
    something tells me they wont be loyal
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:49 No.6476864
    >>6476831
    Tell ya what... Is that sunlight spell ready to go again? If so, we ambush the group, take as many out as we can(without killing of course), and then we kidnap fatty and shake him down for answers.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:50 No.6476875
    Lets just go for it, Bronson never got anyplace by being subtle, wait for them to get in the room, before they lock the door rush in

    try to get them on our side agianst the vampire loving fatty.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)21:52 No.6476903
    >>6476864
    You're unsure if you could manage the sun burst spell, but as you think about killing that twisted, greedy bastard, your hand starts to feel a little less "weak" as it was when you let that vampire go.

    You figure if you could get a couple good punches into him, you might be able to get the goddess who blessed your arm to lend you more strength.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:57 No.6476931
    >>6476903
    Lets just do it? I guess we dont know if his guards are vampires anyway, and I don't think we was one, just helping them.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)21:57 No.6476942
    >>6476903
    Is there a large open space between us and them? I assume we're hiding around a corner or something...
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:00 No.6476967
    >>6476942
    No you're standing out in the open, but you look like a normal guard from far away. They don't seem to be looking at you at all anyhow.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:01 No.6476994
    >>6476967
    Oh, in that case walk silently behind their group. When they get inside, hold the door open, and slam it in the face of the first one to notice you.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:05 No.6477030
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>6476994
    >>6476931
    >>6476875
    You take a deep breath, and walk calmly after the group, they have a big lead on you, so by the time you reach them walking calmly you're barely able to get a hand on the door before it locks.

    You throw the door open and step inside, just pass the door, the group and the tubby Lord all look at you as if very confused. And..
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:06 No.6477045
    >>6477030
    NIGGERS, WELL IT'S BEEN FUN CHARLES.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:07 No.6477049
    >>6477030

    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:08 No.6477057
    oh fuck......
    is that good or bad?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:08 No.6477059
    >>6477030
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:08 No.6477063
    >>6477030
    Well, he DID want the game to end, I guess.
    ¯\(°_o)/¯
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:09 No.6477071
    Brace for critical failure.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:11 No.6477092
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    >>6477030
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:11 No.6477099
    >>6477030
    ...Your hand begins to hurt like hell. You can hear low hissing noises echoing out from under the guard's helmets. One even jerks his off his head and lets it slam to the floor, the helmet smashes and dents and cracks the marble.

    Your blood suddenly runs cold as you realize they all know who you are. They are looking at you as if they can smell it. All of his guards were vampires. You back up against the door, your head is telling you this is a very bad idea. But your arm is demanding their lives or yours.

    You stare at the round man who takes a seat calmly at his desk and grins at you, with a pair of sharp fangs you knew were not there yesterday, they seem to company his new confidant attitude.

    "Well hello Mr.Bronson. Nice of you to join us. I was so afraid I'd have to send an Assassin to kill you in that cell tonight, but it looks like I get to see you die first hand."

    Actions?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:12 No.6477111
    time to go out like a man
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)22:13 No.6477122
    >>6477099
    Well, the goddess does hate undead, maybe by fighting them again we can regain some of her favor.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:14 No.6477133
    >>6477099
    FUCK IT, ALL OR NOTHING NOW. WE ARE THE DEATHWISH. I HOPE OUR GAUNTLET CAN FUCKING WORK.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:15 No.6477155
    Yeah fuck it! Pull out the shit smasher, and go out like a man! Watch the combat roll be 100. GO FOR THE FATTY IF WE DIE SO DOES HE
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:18 No.6477184
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    >>6477099
    "Don't worry fat man, I came here just for you. It's a long way down to hell, and I know you've been lonely since I dispatched your boyfriend."
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:19 No.6477194
    All or nothing! Vampire dust for the goddess!

    This is one of those times where her goals and ours see perfectly eye-to-eye.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:22 No.6477215
    "Save your words swine! I fear not death from you, nay ANY foe. Do you really think your vampires can save you? I have obliterated foes a hundred times their strength. But even if they were to get lucky and kill me it wouldnt matter, I would still be winning, because im Charles Bronson and I have a DEATHWISH!"
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:23 No.6477229
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>6477194
    >>6477155
    >>6477133
    >>6477155
    "Don't worry fat man, I came here just for you. It's a long way down to hell, and I know you've been lonely since I dispatched your boyfriend."

    You pull out your hammer, and your shield, your reckless lust for their destruction makes your arm feel whole, you know your sunburst will likely only work once unless you really manage to put your heart into it, but you decide this is all or nothing, and the big bastard is going down with you if you go.

    You yell rushing at his desk, holding your hammer high, and ready to let your fist join in if needed, trying to fend off spears if they come rushing at you with your shield.

    Lets see how it goes..
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 10/28/09(Wed)22:25 No.6477254
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    >rolled 61 = 61
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:25 No.6477261
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    >>6477229
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:27 No.6477285
    >>6477229
    Okay, you feel a spear bite into your leg, and it will hinder your speed, but the bastard has to lean back to avoid getting smashed in the teeth with your hammer, you feel a spear break on your shield as well, as you barrel through the crowd. Things are messy, but for right now the momentum is swinging in your direction.

    After leaning back the tubby vampire flopped onto his back on the floor, apparently he did not gain their agility, and it having trouble getting up. You can feel the vampires moving behind you, you are glad none of them are as strong as their lord you killed just the day before.

    Your next move?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:28 No.6477299
    >>6477285
    JUMP ON HIM AND START WAILING A FLURRY OF RAGEFISTS INTO HIS FAT FACE
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:29 No.6477309
    >>6477215
    yell this if he tries to say anything
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:33 No.6477352
    He's a useless tub of lard, vampire or not. Grab him and use him as a body shield between you and the guards. They may be vampires, but they can't possibly spear THROUGH their fat friend, even if they had the balls to.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:35 No.6477382
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>6477299
    You decide to follow the rule your father always taught you when it came to blacksmith and life in general.
    If at first you don't succeed, swing your hammer harder.

    You leap ontop of the lardy bastard, letting the vampires have your backside, one grabs your arm and you can feel teeth dig in through the leather and bite down on your flesh. So you raise your metal fist up and bring it down on the bastards face. He looks as if he had never actually felt pain before. And you feel intense satisfaction despite the pain as you see one of his eyes pop out of his eye socket.

    You raise your fist back once more as you feel hands trying to pull you away..
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:37 No.6477408
    >>6477382
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-o--ZaW5M
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:41 No.6477457
    >>6477352
    Their hands try to pull you off of him, and the vampire gnawing on your flesh arm hurts, but he can't seem to suck your blood, or get a good grip as you thrash about, sending your fist down into the fat vampires face over and over again. His face does not heal from the wounds as your enchanted and magical hand rivals silver against his kind.

    Finally after a very brutal nasty punch you see his lower jaw tear away from his head, and splat onto the ground, he is failing, and fighting as a child would with his pudgy fingers with wicked nails trying to scratch you, but he is not yet dead.

    You tear away from the vampires and with the help of your strength rune jerk the bastard up to his feet, putting him as a shield between you and them. One of them laughs and actually DOES put a spear through the bastards massive gut. It grazes your side as you barely side step it.

    Much more damage and the noble will be dust. You have a nasty stab in your leg, a cut on your side and a bite on your good arm. The vampires spear is stuck in your vampire shield. Next action?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:43 No.6477475
    >>6477457
    THROW THE FAT MAN AT THEM. THE DEATHWISH GROWS, AND BECOMES THE LIGHT! SHOW THESE FOOLS DAYBREAK, LET THEM FEAST ON THEIR OWN ASHES!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:44 No.6477486
    >>6477457
    Fuck! If our crossbow is in our arm, pull it out behind the fatty, and load in a bolt. Then fuckin kill him brutally by tearing the rest of his head off, as he explodes in dust, shoot a bolt at one of their faces or hearts.
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 10/28/09(Wed)22:45 No.6477495
    >>6477457

    Kill the noble bring the citys wrath upon you and everyone you loved, Dont kill the noble, he will bring his wrath, all the vampires wrath, and the citys warth upon you. lose lose eh... go down in flames. Shield bash.
    >> Deathwatch Tran 10/28/09(Wed)22:48 No.6477522
    >>6477495
    Its already been stated that although they follow the noble they hate vampires MORE, so just by the fact that he became one of them he can be stripped of his rank.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)22:50 No.6477560
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>6477475
    >>6477486
    >>6477495
    There is a long moment of quiet and your heavy breathing. Apparently he isn't dead as you hold him up by the back of his shirt, but from the sounds he makes and his tongue lulling around in his mouth, he is in too much pain to avoid it. It seems becoming a vampire just a day ago, he's unable to ignore such things.

    You think about what would happen if you let him live. Or if you managed to escape. Likely the whole village would suffer. Fine, you'll kill them all and take the punishment if no one trusts your word, or die trying. Either way, no one innocent will suffer on your account. You tense up ready to finish him off, managing to use his girth to load a silver bolt into your crossbow, after clicking it out of your gauntlet. Time to find out what they are made off...
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)22:56 No.6477611
    >>6477560
    Victory Music...?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:57 No.6477624
    >>6477560
    IF WE MUST BECOME A VILLAN TO FREE THIS CITY, THEN WE'LL BECOME THE DEVIL HIMSELF! NO EVIL CREATURE IN THIS WORLD SHALL REST EASY TONIGHT, FOR THE DEATHWISH WALKS AMONG THEM.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)22:59 No.6477666
    Hey, it's night. Are there torches in the room? Our final battle in a fiery room would be suitable. I do hope we see our princess at least once more if we must die.

    I'm so sad that you're not going to be continuing Deathquest. ;_; Last night had some problems, but does that mean the quest as a whole has gone stale? I think not.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:00 No.6477674
    >>6477666
    I'm just waiting for the next post. Unless First is waiting for some replies.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:02 No.6477689
    >>6477666
    I think he just wants to take a break for now, I mean he HAS been devoting a shitton of time to this quest. I say he deserves some time off, he'll start this up again when he's ready.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:02 No.6477690
    >>6477560
    You let go of his hair and quickly grab his upper jaw, by the teeth, loosened and with so much falling weight behind it coupled with how hard your enchanted hand can pull, you tear the top part of his head away from the lower.

    You watch as his flailing, fat body falls forward onto his desk, sending the vampire with the spear inside of it stumbling forward. The desk shatters into bits and splinters of wood as the body of the vampire begins to turn to dust, leaving nothing but his torn, over sized clothing.

    You try to use the shock to take out the vampire who was off balance and fire your cross bow. He's wounded as the silver bolt catches him near the neck just below the chin. As soon as it sinks in he is tumbling away trying to tear the burning object out.

    The bastard you wanted dead is destroyed. You're outnumbered, but still breathing. The vampires lunge for you in a collective jab with their spears.

    Next move?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:03 No.6477715
    Jump like a motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:03 No.6477717
    >>6477690
    Now is the time to use that sunlight spell. PRAY, PRAY FOR ALL THE SUNLIGHT WE CAN MUSTER UP.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:04 No.6477729
    so basicaly 50 plus rolls we succede and the higher the more badass we succede. 49 and below is how bad it goes for us and we fail. So I bet if we wouldn't of rolled a 1 they wouldn't of seen us or not all of them would be vamps.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:04 No.6477736
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    >>6477690
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3HfQrpkWg0
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:05 No.6477743
    >>6477690
    Damn, too bad we don't have a sword right now, we could cut the heads off their spears.

    Begin ranting in violent rage, sidestep, blast the toughest looking one in the face with sunbeam and load another bolt.
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:06 No.6477760
    >>6477743
    Sword!? I wish we had that goddamn axe we made.
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:09 No.6477798
    >>6477717
    This I guess. None of the other regulars appear to be here.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:10 No.6477815
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>6477715
    >>6477717
    >>6477743
    >>6477760
    >>6477736
    As you see the spears rushing in your direction, most of them will pound into your chest if you do not move, you roar and attempt to leap up above them or out of the way as you swing your hammer, trying to knock them out of their path, anything you can do.

    You rant and yell as you rise, readying the only offensive spell you know in the back of your mind. Knowing it would only stun the group or kill one outright if focused on him. You hope this isn't your last moment.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:10 No.6477822
    Well, you could use your arm/shield to deflect one of the spears into the path of the others, but with them jabbing at you, it'd be pretty hard. Though the shield will do wonders.
    Yeah, jumping up and over the spears seems the way to go. Preferably using all that favor from dusting the fat vampire to help us either do that or do that and Daybreak.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:10 No.6477824
    >>6477798
    I'm a regular. I'm here.
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:11 No.6477837
    >>6477815
    Blaze of Glory, eh?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:11 No.6477839
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    >>6477815
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:11 No.6477840
    Call Down the Sun with all we have.
    I want people outside this building that has played home to this corruption to see the Light pouring out of it.
    There will be Light.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:11 No.6477843
    >>6477815
    Ah well, it seems we do end here. Pity we didn't save one of those grenades.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:12 No.6477852
    >>6477815
    Ah. Soooo.
    Heroic last stand, never going to make me a vamp, etc. Perhaps some consideration should be given to pumping our life into a Daybreak as a not-so-distant possibility?
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:13 No.6477864
    >>6477815
    If this is how we go out, can it be with success beyond success? I also want some writefaggin' of our funeral.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:13 No.6477872
    >>6477815
    The dice are very hit or miss tonight.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:14 No.6477880
    >>6477815
    You were trying to yell something to cast fear into their undead hearts as you feel all four of the spears dig into your body. One in your upper thigh, two in your guts and one in your shoulder. It hurts more then you can explain and the mocking smirks filled with unfriendly fangs stare at you. They press you back until you feel yourself pressed against the wall. The one you managed to hit with the bolt stands, pulling with the bolt free from his neck, but the wound not closing due to the silver that caused it.

    "Keep him pinned the fucker is MINE!"

    Once these spears are pulled free your bleeding will be profuse. Things are looking grim. The vampire begins to walk up to you, bearing his fangs, he tears away your helmet.

    Actions?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:14 No.6477882
    I suppose we'll be seeing the gold dragon earlier than usual. He did say that you don't have to be alive to visit someone.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:16 No.6477910
    burn them to ash with the sunlight spell
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:16 No.6477913
    >>6477880
    Sunlight spell, blaze of glory and I do mean BLAZE.

    If that's not acceptable can we snap the spears in half with our arm and fight them that way?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:16 No.6477914
    >>6477880
    WE DEMAND THE ATTENTION OF THAT ELF GODDESS! SHE WANTS THESE FAGS DEAD? WELL SHE HAD BEST MAKE WITH THE SUNLIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:17 No.6477916
    >>6477880
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0UzG-Gc7II
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:17 No.6477921
    'I have a Deathwish, and you are coming with me.'

    Headbutt him is he goes for a bite.
    Our Arm doesn't care how much blood we have, shove it down shit throat and call down the SUN.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:18 No.6477926
    (And yes. Even if the next roll is low, if you put your all, going for broke into this you will be able to pull off a "blaze of glory". But the more you guys want put into the spell, the higher chance I'm going to make it he dies here. As an aside, I didn't intend it to be all vampires in here, but the "1" twisted fate.

    Some were supposed to be guards who upon seeing they really were vampires helped you out.)
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:18 No.6477927
    >>6477880
    "It's now or never, goddess. Save me now, or find another paladin."

    Fling our magic arm into the main vamp's face, sunburst another one with our good hand.
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:21 No.6477955
    >>6477926
    I will abide by the decision of the other questers, but I think Charles needs to retire.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:21 No.6477961
    If we live through this last test of our Deathwish, it is time to retire back to our town, make love to our princess and hope we've made the world safe enough for now.

    Light the place up. Nuke the vamps. Pray we live.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:21 No.6477963
    >>6477926
    Let's put everything into it, and have a blaze of sunlight reaching into the sky that can be seen for miles.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:21 No.6477964
    dude
    we have a fucking deathwish we dont care
    if the dice decide we live, we live, and if it decides we die we die like champs anyway
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:22 No.6477973
    >>6477926
    It's either we bleed out from the spear wounds, turn into a vampire, or we fuckin blow this place skyhigh.
    >> Deathwatch Tran 10/28/09(Wed)23:23 No.6477993
    >>6477926
    Avatar time? I think its Avatar time.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:23 No.6477995
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>6477927
    >>6477921
    >>6477913
    >>6477910
    You grin, as blood rolls down from your mouth. The vampire walking up to you stops, as if your grin almost bothers him.

    You cough, and think about your life, It could of ended that night at the Tower, you could of fallen asleep and died with everyone else. But your fate was much more, you had adventures, you found a love, you managed to make yourself famous and keep death from innocent people, instead giving life back to them, and to a town that would of been abandoned.

    All of the vampires stare at you as you start to laugh, and hold up your hand, it begins to glow a bright white, a heat that does not burn you. You are only close enough to punch the closest vampire in the face and roar with joy as his head is torn blown apart to dust.

    "I've got a Deathwish! And granting it means YOU GET TO COME TOO!"

    You turn your hand to the bastards and let the spell fly, crying out in your mind to that goddess that you have the same goals here, and if she wished to help you, now was the time...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:25 No.6478017
    >>6477995
    GLORY TO THE DEATHWISH, AND MAY WE NEVER FIND PEACE... NO, WHEN WE MAKE IT TO THE AFTERLIFE, WE SLAP ELFBITCH IN THE FACE AND DIVE HEADFIRST INTO HELL.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:26 No.6478020
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    >>6477995
    DAMNABLE DICE
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:26 No.6478026
    >>6477995
    Well it's been nice questing with you Charles.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:26 No.6478033
    our death is going to be epic
    I just know it
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:27 No.6478044
    True, we need to give it our best go.
    If we don't get all of them with this, they'll just pull out the spears and we'll be just as fucked.

    I hope we live now, but we have to wish of death to hit them hard enough to defeat the evil and have a shot at survival.
    We lived well. I hope we continue to live well, but at the least we need to die well and take these fuckers down with us.
    >> Deathwatch Tran 10/28/09(Wed)23:27 No.6478045
    >>6477995
    CHARLES MOTHERFUCKING BRONSON *IS* THE AVATAR.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:28 No.6478059
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>6477995
    The room is filled with light, and you can hear their short screams as flesh burns in front of you, as they all turn to ash. It is an impressive display, far beyond anything you might actually be able to pull off on your own. Putting everything, your heart and soul into that attack however, as left you feeling drained. It felt like it was all you, as if the Goddess you've been jaded to barely lifted a finger to save you.

    You slump down onto your back, watching ashes and embers floating around the room. You reach up to pull one of the spears free, but have not the strength, as your hand falls back to your side. Your heart feels as if it is beating slower... and slower... you feel so very tired. So very tired. But you continue to grin to spite it all.

    ( Secret Roll is Secret!)
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:28 No.6478060
    >>6477995
    "Dad, we've got so much to catch up on, right after I kill satan."
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    >>6477995
    WE SHALL SING A HYMN OF BATTLE AS WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES TO GIVE THE GODDESSBITCH A BRIEF MOMENT TO TOUCH THE WORLD
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:29 No.6478068
    >>6478059
    ;__;
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:29 No.6478075
    >>6478059
    Oh shit, what is this!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:30 No.6478081
    >>6478059
    OH MY GOD
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:31 No.6478095
    >>6478059
    Spit it out Firstquest, I am in suspense.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:32 No.6478100
    If we die here, let us hope our determination allows us to rise to heavens, because somebody has to straighten out that Elven Deity and make sure she doesn't go rarkill crazy.
    And keep an eye on our friends and loved one.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:32 No.6478101
    >>6478059
    This better be the success for at least getting to say goodbye to the princess.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:34 No.6478127
    If we survive this, and I mean IF, seriously, fuck that elven bitch.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:35 No.6478133
    rolled 61 = 61

    You think about the town and your heart seems to start beating a little faster. Then the Dwarf king and his daughter, your lover. You think about the hunters who fought along side you, and how you might of done a lot more then you had to do. You think about that beautiful axe, about your arm. About how even if you die they will still be around. You seem to be keeping yourself awake however... maybe... maybe someone will find you.

    ( Two more Another 80 plus and He'll manage this somehow, through literal divine favor. If not, incoming ....funeral write up.)
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:35 No.6478135
    >>6478133
    Fuck.
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:35 No.6478139
    >>6478133
    Well, shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:37 No.6478149
    TIME TO BITCH SLAP A CERTAIN GODDESS IN PERSON
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:37 No.6478153
    >>6478133
    Just missed it. Damn.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:37 No.6478154
    >>6478133
    Thanks for giving us a mere 36% chance of survival.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:38 No.6478167
    We have one more chance, right?

    Also, can we either: lay on hands/heal spell self, or drink heal potion?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:39 No.6478174
    >>6478133
    How about one more and we magically stumble our way back to town and collapse in our lover's arms?
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:40 No.6478183
    >>6478167
    Prolly not,we are unconcious.

    Also if the goddess offers to save us, fuck her we are indebted to NO ONE.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:40 No.6478190
    >>6478133
    As you start to feel cold, it is apparent that no one will be coming to your rescue in this small office after hours, as alarm bells still ring outside to hunt you in the streets. You still keep smiling however, even as the cold begins to creep up your neck, and once more your heart begins to slow.

    It is hard to move your gauntlet, but it does, respond as you dip your finger in blood. Desperation and perhaps even lunacy begins to set in as the shock of death grips you. You try to draw a heart outside your pool of blood, and write "Yezta" inside. You reach over and write in very bad writing "sorry". The only real pain you begin to feel is that you will never see her again.

    Your head hangs, and you think about the dragon. Perhaps he knew you'd be dead even then. Perhaps there is more after death, more adventures... you smile.. perhaps you will see her again. The pain fades away, and soon, everything follows with it.

    Your Deathwish has finally been granted.
    >> Deathwatch Tran 10/28/09(Wed)23:42 No.6478226
    >>6478190
    FFFFFFFFFF-
    Good show man, good show.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:42 No.6478228
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    >>6478190
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:42 No.6478229
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    >>6478190
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:43 No.6478232
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    >>6478190
    This requires the tears of manly men
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:43 No.6478236
    >>6478190
    Yep it's been a good run, I wish we could've done more... But I have no regrets, unless the forces of evil decide to attack now, then we are WILLING ourself out of the fucking grave.
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 10/28/09(Wed)23:44 No.6478252
    >>6478190

    >Your Deathwish has finally been granted.

    ...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:44 No.6478255
    I REITERATE
    TIME TO BITCH SLAP A CERTAIN FUCKING GODDESS WHO LEFT US TO DIE
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:44 No.6478260
    >>6478154
    36% was assuming you were giving us 2 rolls to make a 80+. Needing two consecutive rolls two be 80+ is a 4% chance. Real nice.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:46 No.6478275
    >>6478260
    Well, we were pretty much using our lifeforce to do the daybreak, not like we were expecting a good chance to live through it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:46 No.6478276
    >>6478190
    That is going to SUCK for her.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:47 No.6478282
    calling it now, dorf bitch is preggers
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:47 No.6478283
    >>6478275
    FOUR PERCENT CHANCE OF SURVIVAL.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:47 No.6478291
    >>6478190
    Time to demand a fucking revival from that goddess.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:47 No.6478295
    >>6478283
    Let it go man, it's over. Whatever comes next, we'll just roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:48 No.6478299
    >>6478190
    Firstquest it has been fun being a part of your quest and I hope that you come up with another
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:48 No.6478305
    >>6478283
    EVEN IF ONLY A NATURAL 20 COULD HAVE SAVED US, WE'D HAVE HAD BETTER ODDS THAN WHAT WE WERE GIVEN.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:49 No.6478311
    >Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381221
    >>6381206
    >Will we live that long?

    >Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381230
    >>6381221
    >He laughs at the question.
    >
    > "I have no idea. But who says you need to be alive to visit someone?"

    Hm..
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:49 No.6478315
    ( I'll brb, in a couple of minutes and I'll write some epilogue.)
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:50 No.6478322
    >>6478315
    Okay sweet.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:52 No.6478344
    >>6478283
    >>6478305
    >>6478260

    On the mercy second chance after we bombed the hell out of the roll that was supposed to determine survival.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:52 No.6478348
    >>6478311
    Goddamn awesome dragons.
    >> Firstquest 10/28/09(Wed)23:54 No.6478381
    ( Would you like a Funeral write up, A "Year later this is all the shit that has changed thanks to him" Write up, or a real long BOTH?)
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:55 No.6478386
    Dammit firstquest, you and your emotional rollercoasters.
    >> Grey 10/28/09(Wed)23:56 No.6478406
    >>6478386
    There are none better.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:56 No.6478409
    >>6478381

    brief funeral (viking?) then timeskip
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:57 No.6478413
    both
    such a magnificent tale deserves no less
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:57 No.6478420
    both mang
    >> Anonymous 10/28/09(Wed)23:59 No.6478443
    >>6478381
    Both.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:06 No.6478537
    bump waiting for funeral
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:06 No.6478544
    >>6478381
    Boooooooth
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:10 No.6478595
    wow, this is... just... god damn.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:14 No.6478658
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    I gotta say, it has been a fun ride.
    I've felt more attached to this Quest than most.
    I inadvertently triggered the memetic mutation of awesome by responding to another anon who wanted to run away for help rather than go in after the kids preferring 'survivalquest' over going to the tower alone, saying we'd have to call it 'deathwishquest'.

    >>>6233332
    >>We'd have to rename this Deathwishquest.
    >Bronson approves of DeathwishQuest, by going after them alone.

    Bill Murray picked up the idea and ran with it, and soon others picked up the theme, leading to the Awesome that has been the Blacksmith Charles Bronson and his DeathwishQuest, and I'm proud to have had a little part in that.

    I would like to thank Firstquest for all his work on this quest series, and thank all my fellow anon and namefags alike for making DeathwishQuest awesome.
    It'll be interesting to see what else might develop in the future.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:19 No.6478728
    >>6478658
    I feel so sad it's ending, this quest gave me something good to come home to, everything's been so fucking hectic in my life.... It was nice to just pour my creative input into something, with all you other anons out there. I'm really damn grateful to firstquest for brightening up my monotone days.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:20 No.6478740
    >>6478658
    >>We'd have to rename this Deathwishquest.
    That was me with the first part of the combo. I had no idea just what that post would do. Glad I made it now. Definitely became enraptured with the Deathwish as an integral part of the character.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:22 No.6478761
    This is why I love you /tg/, you make the internet a better place, whether you admit to it or not.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:23 No.6478766
    >>6478728
    About the same here, I've been fortunate that First has tended to run around the same late-night time I'm getting in from work.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:34 No.6478914
    bump
    >> Grey 10/29/09(Thu)00:37 No.6478939
    I'll read the archive of this in the morning, I guess. It will eb something to look forward to.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:39 No.6478964
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    Bronson style.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)00:43 No.6479004
    >>6478740
    Yeah, it managed to work out pretty well. Funny how things work out, huh?
    Perhaps we did die eventually, but we lived much longer than would have been expected, kicking ass and helping people as we went.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:04 No.6479237
    uh... bump?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:06 No.6479264
    bamp
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:13 No.6479338
    bampu
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:20 No.6479408
    >>6478255
    lol@thinking gods owe anything to mortals
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:21 No.6479421
    >>6479408
    She didn't help us anyway, nor would she have.I say fuck her, we should slap her anyway for being a cunt.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:26 No.6479463
    >>6479421
    >Fuck her
    I'd be fine with this.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:30 No.6479514
    >>6479463
    I don't think our dwarven lover would approve, nor would her father. But it matters not, we ARE dead.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:33 No.6479537
    >>6479514
    I wonder if that axe we made could smite ghosts?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:35 No.6479559
    >>6479537
    If it could, we have a problem on our hands. We just died, and broke Yezta's heart, and that equals one very pissed off dorf king.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)01:35 No.6479560
    ( I am back. I had two big ass posts typed out, and then suddenly the power in the apartment building went out. And I was like ....WHAT THE HELL!?... SO. I am going to re-write it and post them. I am VERY SORRY. And thank you for all playing this with me. And you never know even if this is the end of the Blacksmith I still like the world enough to return to it sometime! Writing now. And WAY SORRY.)
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:36 No.6479567
    REMEMBER /TG/ CHARLES BRONSON WILL BE PUNCHING VAMPIRES, SLAYING DRAGONS AND FUCKING DWARF WOMEN IN VALLHALLA
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:37 No.6479584
    >>6479560
    You don't have to apologize to us, we are willing to wait all night for those posts(at least I am). You just do your thing man.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:38 No.6479595
    OUR DEATH WAS *MAGNIFICENT*.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:42 No.6479623
    >>6479595
    it was... Fuck, I need to make me a t-shirt that says:
    "DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH?"
    Sounds cooler in my head than it might turn out to be, but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:43 No.6479639
    >>6479595
    Needed just a little more laughing, though. Laughing at the pain and the inevitable death and the everything that was left undone.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)01:52 No.6479719
    >>6478409
    >>6478413
    >>6478420
    ( Okay, time to crack the knuckles and get going then.)
    It was a bright day, with the sun shining high in the sky, and a warm summer breeze when they took his body out to the funeral pyre. Upon finding him, the guards cried out as they realized their fault. That day was recorded as a great man dying to spare a whole nation the pain of being manipulated and lead by those who only wished their destruction.

    Standing at the front of the crowd, is Yezta, crying into her father's shoulder. Charles's body lays atop the pile of wood, with a strange decoration around it. Around the wood is piles of weapons.. swords, shields, bits of armor, all crossed in shapes and designs. Some of the items were heirlooms some were just bought that day, some were crafted by the Blacksmith himself, their owners feeling that the weapon should not out live its legendary father.

    After a long watchful quiet, men spoke about him at length, their time with him, his sacrifices, some were stirring, some were tall tales told by men who had never met him. Some were sung by bards, true to the word of his deals with dragons and deathblows to monsters. Some were lies, singing of adventures he's never had. All in all, no matter what, he became a legend in only a year as word of mouth through travelers and taverns his tale would be told through the world.

    When Despair's End was handed to the dwarf princess, it light up with fire and lightning to such an extent that the crowds watching and listening were pushed away. She walked up and touched the pyre with the axe, and set it all ablaze.

    While he was a simple blacksmith just over a year ago. He was a hero now. For the first time, one every race, from orc, to elf, to Dwarf had to recognize.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)01:58 No.6479792
    >>6479719
    Decent.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:03 No.6479854
    >>6479719
    -One year later-

    Where his pyre was burned, a statue now stands. Its no hidden fact, that some laugh about that the statue is much more handsome then he was, much taller, and his arms much bigger, his hair more combed and beautiful. Yet it was a statue dedicated to a Blacksmith, facing the town proudly with a hammer in his hand resting on his shoulder. Still people come to leave a weapon at the foot of the statue, and say a prayer, thinking the weapon blessed after he looked over it for a night.

    The Orcs and humans stood together well, and with its corruption purged the neighboring city thrived alongside his home instead of tearing each other apart. The gauntlet now called "Deathwish" is kept in a secret vault below the town, and has taken on a legend all its own.

    The dwarf guard assigned to him live with Yezta, who.. to everyone's shock has had a child. Even as she carries the little girl around she still wears her armor and weapons. One of her prized hammers were sent up in flames with her lover, but it is okay... she has a new one, Shit Ender. She always thought the naming of it was silly... but can't help but love it now and smile whenever she calls it so.

    Raz and his crew still live here, in the City that was once a town. He still talks about the time you saved his ass from the guards, and has no memory of the vampire who took him home. He honestly thinks in a matter of hours you took him home, snuck in and out of the city and killed the Lord and his vampires. He claims to this day you were no man at all, but some sort of "demi-god of "Badass". Some people are buying into the religion.

    ( Cont.)
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:05 No.6479878
    >>6479854
    >>Raz and his crew still live here, in the City that was once a town. He still talks about the time you saved his ass from the guards, and has no memory of the vampire who took him home. He honestly thinks in a matter of hours you took him home, snuck in and out of the city and killed the Lord and his vampires. He claims to this day you were no man at all, but some sort of "demi-god of "Badass". Some people are buying into the religion.

    Kickass. And hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:06 No.6479893
    >>6479854
    >demi-god of badass.

    NEXT QUEST.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:07 No.6479908
    >>6479854
    >>Yezta, who.. to everyone's shock has had a child

    Oh snap.

    And what about that barmaid?
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:08 No.6479909
    >>6479854
    The Temple North of the town, once a twisted tower, shines as if some beacon of light. People go there often, and the church is gaining many members as they claim the Blacksmith was one of theirs. The truth was so much more complicated, but if the priestess knew, she did not claim otherwise.

    It is strange however... people have noticed the head woman of the church a beautiful elf, has never taken part in any battles, and has never fallen ill with infection or sickness, but it seems she has lost her left arm, some say through some magic or blessing... she can still move things as if it were there...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:08 No.6479917
    >>6479909

    o_O
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:10 No.6479930
    >>6479908
    The barmaid was very unhappy that you didn't at least stop in and say hi on your return trip, and sometimes complains that you "used" her. Secretly however, she's glad she didn't fall in love with you just to watch you die. She was never knocked up.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:10 No.6479934
    >>6479909
    No wonder skelton arm flipped her the bird.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:11 No.6479942
    I don't know that I've ever been in a quest that had this thorough a wrap-up.

    ;_; It's really over...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:12 No.6479950
    Does this mean we can go hang out with wolf-girl and our dad in the afterlife?
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:14 No.6479973
    ( It's sort of funny, I wrote that Dragon "See you in two years lol don't got to be alive" Things just as kind of a joke or the dragon being mysterious. ...I think I was trolled by my own fantasy creation.)
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:15 No.6479987
    >>6479973
    So, in 2 years...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:16 No.6479993
    >>6479973
    Doh, had me going there too. So, what DID happen to the vampire slut that took Raz home?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:17 No.6479997
    >>6479909
    I demand an explanation.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:17 No.6480002
    >>6479993
    (other than the obvious) Oh I slay me.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:17 No.6480003
    >>6479993
    If her story is to be believed at all, a lot of fem-dom and bloodplay.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:19 No.6480016
    >>6479997
    I think he's trying to imply that sense the barmaid didnt have a baby, and dwarf baby seemed fine, that the zealot light godess who wants to burn the world is comin back through the elf bitch now instead of us.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:19 No.6480017
    >>6480003
    Maybe it IS for the best that he doesn't remember...
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:21 No.6480031
    The vampire girl, the Artist who you trusted, turned out to be worthy of that trust. She was a selfish immortal bitch, but she was not an "Evil" one. She held up her end of the bargain and when she found out you died she made a frowny face and fucked off to parts unknown to continue her life.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:21 No.6480032
    >>6480016
    Oh great, she's going to do a WONDERFUL job of not letting the over zealous god of "KILL EVERYTHING SEEMINGLY EVIL FOR THE SLIGHTEST INFRACTION" turn the world into a fucking mess.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:22 No.6480047
    >>6480032

    A pansy female elf, with the Deathwish? Eh, the world can breathe easy.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:23 No.6480054
    What happened, if anything, between the gold and silver dragon?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:24 No.6480070
    >>6480047
    Yes but pansy female elf who actively worships this god, is more likely to be manipulated by that god.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:25 No.6480075
    ( Yes. If we decide we want to run a quest back in Bronson's world, It will deal with the dragon, and the Elf-chick's bloodthirsty kill em all let ME sort them out nature. Who the Main char will be, I'm -unsure- but I have several ideas. Also: Next quest, unsure when it will be, but I will likely be running one based off the "Wild Cards: Sons of the Gun" that /tg/ came up with a couple weeks back).
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:25 No.6480078
    >>6480054
    Yes, who was it that was bumping uglies with the black bitch?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:27 No.6480086
    >>6480054
    If the silver killed the gold, then no 2-year visit for us.
    >> Abaddon 10/29/09(Thu)02:27 No.6480087
    >>6480031

    lol
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:27 No.6480091
    >>6480075
    FUCK YEAR
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:27 No.6480092
    >>6480078
    ( Sorry, gotta keep a few secrets. These were things I was guessing would be handled BEFORE epic deathwish fulfillment. So I gotta keep them up my sleeve in case we come back here.)
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:29 No.6480102
    >>6480075
    Either of those sounds kickass.

    I think the fact that you're going to run a game on /tg/ based off a /tg/ created setting is something unprecedented. (I can't think of anything else where that's happened in the past 14 months that I've been here.) And very cool.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:30 No.6480113
    >>6480092
    What about the lich we fought in the tower, what the fuck was his deal? Or is that hush hush too?
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:31 No.6480124
    >>6480102
    ( Well, I'm planning on coming up with a map, and a small area, even a bit of light "Character Selection" at the start. This one felt like I railroaded a little here and there, I want to make the next one feel like you guys have been plopped out in the middle of this god forsaken place, given a magic gun and told "Go FUCKIN nuts.")
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:31 No.6480126
    >>6480092
    How about for the next time we do a quest in this world, a "random" person in the world gains a deathwish from the spirit of the blacksmith to ether fulfill a specific quest or smite evil till evil smites them. This way you could just kinda do a one night character and show lots of different perspectives in the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:32 No.6480132
    Just to clarify: Yezta had a daughter. But you never said it was Bronson's. Are you setting us up for an epic troll if we revisit the setting?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:33 No.6480146
    >>6480124
    >railroaded
    NO. You did nothing of the sort, I enjoyed the fuck out of this quest, and if you had truely been a railroading dick it would NOT have turned out this good.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:35 No.6480156
    >>6480124
    If you or a friend has a copy of the game "Bang!", it would probably be perfect for a bit of brainstorming. It's also a really fun self-contained card/board game.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:36 No.6480166
    >>6480113
    ( If you all had talked to or asked the Elf bitch more, that would of been explained, so I'll go ahead and explain it. He basically has been living in that tower for ages, just being a lich, collecting things and killing adventurers with his mind powers o' death that made people fall asleep then bleed out their brains.

    Long story short that cult of Vampire/undead bastards showed up in this world and told any undead or "Evil" monsters they could find. "You help us, you get to live. You don't you get fucked with everyone else.".

    He told them he'd help, by sacrificing those children, drinking up your town's souls, and making his aura huge enough to murder anyone not all ready dead for miles and miles around. Creating the perfect place to begin their army.

    You fucked all this up. )
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:37 No.6480174
    >>6480166
    WOW
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:37 No.6480175
    >>6480166
    well that explains the sudden "OMFG VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE"
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:38 No.6480177
    >>6480132
    No. It is his little girl. I like my "lol TWISTs" but I'm not M.Night shamalamadingdong. It's his little girl, and she will grow up to be a badass woman... even with -4 str.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:38 No.6480179
    >>6480166

    Once again proving that Charles Bronson was a king among men.
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    That was amazing, Firstquest. Bronson died as he lived: being a total badass.

    My only regret is that I didn't finish this in time for the final episode. I'll keep working on it and post the completed one (hopefully) when you start running your next quest, whatever it may be. Thanks for the adventure!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:39 No.6480189
    >>6480146
    Yeah, I saw my ideas being used. Just like in Evil Quest, Bad Guy Quest, and Corp Quest. This was a well-run quest, not a railroad.

    The closest thing to it came early on, with the nudging for us not to be an amoral asshole. Which was a good thing to do on your part.
    >> Which No-Contract phone to get? Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:39 No.6480192
    >>6480086
    Doesn't mean we can't visit Goldies grave.

    And then Goldies grave was a spaceship.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:40 No.6480200
    >>6480177

    So she'll be like Bronson but with -4 STR versus his +10,000 plot STR? I think that's acceptable.

    Half-Dwarf Princess of the mountainhomes, son of Charles Bronson, the hero of *insert nation here*.

    That little girl needs a name.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:40 No.6480203
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    Oh, here is a better view of the armor. Just because I felt like going overboard with the dragon theme.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:43 No.6480220
    >>6480203
    >>6480186

    Awesome stuff, sir.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:43 No.6480223
    >>6480189
    Haha, I actually thought it would be really funny to later explain, if people kept saying things like "OMG RAPE LOLIS " That Bronson was not going insane from the aura any longer, but the people from his town were actually driving his fucking body along with him.

    As if you all were ALL READY DEAD. and just fucking with his mind. As if you were the dead townsfolk and adventurers. But I scrapped it as everyone kind of joined hands and said "NOPE WE ARE A FUCKIN GOOD GUY".
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:45 No.6480241
    >>6480203
    Yeah that is really cool. I like how he looks like a scruffy "normal" dude. And thanks for the fan art man, I love the axe BTW.

    The axe will likely play a big ol' part in the next quest too.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:45 No.6480245
    >>6480203
    Layers - Fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:45 No.6480249
    My only regret is not being able to got totally overboard with the runes. When elf bitch started getting bloodthirsty on us I immediately wanted to pay the silver dragon a visit. From what we've seen so far a rune needs a god and a price to pay for engraving it into something. The silver dragon would've provided both of these if we were successful; next time elf bitch popped up we could've been like: "rune of fate, fuck your shit." But I still like the way this all turned out.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:47 No.6480262
    >>6480241
    >Half-Dwarf daughter of main character and royalty.
    >>and she will grow up to be a badass woman
    >Axe forged for royalty by main character big part in next quest.
    Well then, I think I know the plot.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:47 No.6480269
    >>6480249
    Yeah,I really wanted "Magical Crafting" to have a big part in it, but whoo that is a big complicated thing. If we revist this world I will have a chart or something of the sort.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:49 No.6480287
    >>6480262
    Actually If we wait for her to grow up the world will be bathed in flames and be utterly destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:49 No.6480292
    >>6480269
    I'm definitely using a bastard form of this system for the setting I'm about to run an IRL game in.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:51 No.6480306
    >>6480292
    Oh yeah? Sounds cool. I always hated that enchanting and such turned mundane in a lot of games. I feel if a weapon fucking shoots fire and lightning or sucks out people's souls or freezes shit. It damn well better have taken some effort to make.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:51 No.6480307
    >>6480287
    FIRSTQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:52 No.6480322
    >>6480306
    Palladium/RIFTS was actually pretty cool about that. If it's got any amount of power or value to it at all, it probably took more money than you can afford, and at least a few souls.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:54 No.6480335
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    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:54 No.6480338
    >>6480306


    Actually, the crafting aspect was really enjoyable for the quest. It didn't hurt that making the stuff was an adventure in its own right. Of course, I like building things in real life. So yeah...
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:54 No.6480339
    >>6480306
    Some of yours (the favors from powerful beings is going to play a decent role), and some of the sword creation in Evil Quest. Mortals can't just enchant things, although they can make things that are worthy of enchantment and kickass even without it, and even powerful beings require a sacrifice to make something permanent and powerful in the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:56 No.6480360
    >>6480335
    ONE OF THESE DAYS, FIRSTQUEST. WHAM! BAM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)02:57 No.6480371
    >>6480335

    I love you, Firstquest.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)02:58 No.6480379
    >>6480338
    Yeah, I actually intended to make the Blacksmith show up. Make shit good enough to save the day, and then get out of dodge. If he trained to be a paladin at some point, maybe do some heal-an-and fitan. But everyone really wanted to do much more then that, and take matters into their own hands.

    I actually had the Silver Sword being reforged as a weapon for the priestess, the King's Weapon, The Orcs weapon ( He wanted a special one to get revenge for something I can't spill the beans on.) And smoothing things over with the nobles was going to be letting one noble defeat the fat boy's Vampire buddy in a duel to the death with a finely crafted silver Rapier so the good noble could actually beat him.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:02 No.6480412
    >>6480379
    Sounds a bit too subtle for /tg/. I've noticed quest threads love the barbarian approach to life. "Hit it, okay it's still there then hit it again. Now yell a lot."
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:06 No.6480436
    >>6480379
    Just out of curiousity, where did you plan to take us if we accepted the timeskip? You know, when people were all ROCKS FALL;LOLOLOLO.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:06 No.6480443
    >>6480412
    What do you mean, /tg/ is much more creative than that.
    Sometimes we use explosives.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:08 No.6480453
    >>6480412
    Well I noticed it too. And I think the next quest will be a little different. In Wild Cards, I think I want to have a system. Ideas help and you can win against a stronger opponent even if rolls are bad, but I think that I want to throw out Plot armor.

    I think if I let everyone know the Main char won't win just because the story is about him/her, people might play a little smarter.. I give /tg/ credit, because when they want to they are cool guys.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:11 No.6480472
    >>6480453
    I like that. Just ensure that it's not too complex. Deity Quest screwed that up, from what I saw (didn't look like the system was even needed with what people were doing).

    Might want to have a few ways to keep the quest going even if the main character dies--backup characters, the story actually about the gun rather than the man, or something.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:13 No.6480493
    >>6480436
    The deity would of tried to Eat his mind, and purified the world in flames. If I tell much outside of that, it would ruin a lot if we return.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:15 No.6480508
    >>6480493
    gotcha, sorry for being so prying.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:16 No.6480516
    >>6480508
    Oh no its fine. It makes me feel really good that it was engaging enough for one person to remember all the plot points and ask about them like that.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:17 No.6480524
    >>6480493
    I swear, you make the overtly evil gods sound a lot nicer than the "good" ones.

    Or maybe I just need to look at it from the perspective of an ant.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:20 No.6480545
    >>6480516
    well... One more question, then I stop, I PROMISE. What would've happened if we DIDN'T carve the rune on our arm? Like if we passed it on by, or carved it on another part of charles's body?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:21 No.6480552
    Was the plan from the start for the Elf Goddess to become the kind of paladin no one likes? And does this mean that as the Goddess's nature changed, did her rune as well?
    Also, how organized are the various deities, can the goddess pull an Asmodeus and actually be thrown into hell, or are they too disconnected from the world and each other to do anything about it?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:21 No.6480557
    >>6480545
    No, please keep going. This is just like how I wish more people had asked Weaver intelligent questions when the floor was open for RubyQuest discussion.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:23 No.6480571
    >>6480552
    Also, it's all kinds of messed up that right when you intend to wrap the quest up for a while Bronson finally kicks the bucket...
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:23 No.6480577
    >>6480524
    "Good" And "Bad" are Too overplayed for me. I prefer the less cliche' version of "The gray area".

    All the gods want their own damn thing. Some more then others. A god of light, or Shadow it don't mean anything.

    Lets say the god of light wants to destroy the world so there is no more evil. Shadow just wants to keep it the way it is, knowing he wouldn't exist at all without good guys.

    So while the good guy has good intentions she's still retarded and doing the wrong thing. The bad guy is doing the "Right" thing, but he's still evil. People can't suffer if EVERYONE is dead. Then its just boring.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:25 No.6480592
    >>6480577
    ...I....I... I can't brain.. right now I have the dumb.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:29 No.6480636
    What systems do you normally play in IRL games, Firstquest? Any particular genre you favor?

    Also, I've got a hunch you're usually in the DM's chair, both from this quest and Evil Quest. How right am I?
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:31 No.6480668
    >>6480577
    This also brings the question, what if some people were just down right ballsy as us and started carving runes into their bodies for shits and giggles? A group of rune monks sounds fucking hardcore.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:32 No.6480674
    >>6480552
    >>6480545
    The rune on the arm kind of began it all. I didn't expect people to go right for the blood, and carve it into their arm, but I figured they would hold the sword while doing anything, or tie it to their hand.

    I actually intended the sword to become the conductor and as it kept killing evil things, in Bronson's hands or the Elf bitch's it would begin to gain sentience and start to change the wielder into the Goddess's host.

    Instead, his arm did the job, and I made up a little bit of lore using it. And just kinda went that direction with it.

    And No I had planned on her eventually becoming over zealous and people choosing to go along with it, then at the far end just before its ALMOST TOO LATE realize her plan is to burn the world, not save it. then either have to stop her, or decide to let the mother fucker burn.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:33 No.6480692
    >>6480674
    We don't need no water.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:34 No.6480705
    >>6480692
    WE.
    DON'T.
    NEED.
    NO.
    THUNDERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:34 No.6480706
    >>6480668
    Oh shit, everyone starts copying the rune we carved into our arm, NOT REALIZING WHAT THEY'RE DOING WRONG. Hilarity ensues.

    Problem with that is the temple where they get told it's a bad thing. Still, I'm sure a few people might try it before they hear not to.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:35 No.6480713
    >>6480636
    >>6480668
    I don't play anything as of late, much to my dismay. I'm far from home doing some IRL solo-questin/Adventuring. I know -one- person for 700 miles.

    And I've actually never DM'd before. I've played a decent amount of table top, but always an adventurer. And Evil quest is what made me want to try running one of my own. If I see his quest around I usually make sure to not run mine, etc.... so I can play his! haha
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:36 No.6480718
    >>6480706
    "WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF CHARLES BRONSON, WE ARE THE DEATHWISH!" FUCK YEAR HUMANITY!
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:41 No.6480769
    >>I'm far from home doing some IRL solo-questin/Adventuring. I know -one- person for 700 miles.

    What, are you an archaeologist or something?

    Also, if you're looking for a game, you're welcome in any of mine (I think you've safely passed the "not a chud" test). I've been looking for an excuse to run an online game anyways, just haven't wanted to go looking for players in a roleplaying forum who will disappear after the 1st session. I check this account every so often, drop me a line if you're bored.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:42 No.6480776
    >>6480713
    Well now that this is over(sorta), evil quest and deity quest are probably going to become my main attractions for the time being.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:47 No.6480801
    >>6480769
    Yeah I've been searching for an internet crew to play something with. Ol' DnD or DH would be cool.

    And no I'm just a fat neckbeard. I found a girl through Rpin and vidjya games, and after a few years we decided to get together. So I picked up my shit, got on a bus, and moved on out of the hometown.

    Only real problem I have is I'm like an illegal. So work consists of any handy man or other shit I can find.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:53 No.6480844
    >>6480801
    Holy shit, you got some balls firstquest. Fuck, I'd take you in if I lived in the states. Hawaiifag here btw.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)03:53 No.6480845
    >>6480801
    Dude, all I've got to say to that is: Props.

    Currently my schedule only leaves Fridays and weekends open, but I can round up a couple more people and get something prepped for the future. AD&D or 3e is what I'm most used to unless we get into lesser known stuff like Dogs in the Vineyard or Spirit of the Century. I tried to run DH once, didn't work out at all.

    Toss me a line, we'll get something set up.
    >> Firstquest 10/29/09(Thu)03:58 No.6480882
    >>6480844
    Haha thanks. I think Hawaii would be a nice vacation from Canada. I'd be in the US again.
    >>6480845
    I will drop ya a line man, thanks a lot. Yeah I heard DH might not be the easiest to run over the net, but some GRIMDARK SHOOTAN has sounded pretty fun lately. Anyhow. Thanks a lot for stickin around and shootin the shit with me guys, glad you enjoyed Deathwish and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/09(Thu)04:02 No.6480916
    >>6480882

    Yeah, glad I got to be a part of it. I'm getting some shut-eye, will be looking forward to when the Outlaw/Sheriff/Renegade/Deputy Quest starts.



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