Weaboo Ninja - Successfully integrate at least 10xP manga and anime references into your game world before anyone notices, where P is the number of players in the party.
Weaboo Ninja Zen Master - if no one notices.
Casey Jones - Complete a railroad campaign without losing players or control of the game.
Abraham Lincoln - bereave the PCs of any and all minions, summons, familiars, animal companions and NPC henchmen.
Darth Vader - make a player choke without making physical contact.
The Baron - plot to replace the DM, succeed, get demoted back to player and take revenge by secretly manipulating another player into derailing the campaign and causing a TPK.
Carl Marx - keep your party balanced at all times by carefully planning what magic items are found.
DiD 101 - run a game where the players are rescuing a princess from a dragon.
DiD 102 - run a game where the players are rescuing a princess from a black knight.

rolled 3 = 3

Marysues and Minmaxers- Play Mutants and Masterminds second edition without telling players to tone it down.

Bonnets and Bloomers- Play Mutants and Masterminds second edition as if it were the touhou RPG.

Nice coffee- Get a homebrewed feat or ability into a game.

My coffee cafe- Make homebrewed feats or abilities and allow players to use them.

Orphanage- Have players adopt enough NPCs that they start to roleplay with them more then do the main story.

Make Up Your Mind - Successfully go through a campaign, switching character sheets each session.
Wait, What? - Same as above, but they're all the same character and nobody notices.
Silver Bullet - Kill a werewolf.
Silver Weapon - Kill a werewolf with a melee attack.
Silver Fists - Kill a werewolf with your bare hands.
Charisma 10 - Gain the power to break ice with only your words.
Charisma 15 - Gain the power to break wills with only your words.
Charisma 20 - Gain the power to break your DM's control over the game, run the story wherever you can, and still manage to be invited to the next session.
Memorable - Play a character that later gets quoted by one of the other players.
Good Host - Supply drinks and snacks for the players that come to play.
Good Player - Bring an extra drink or snack, just in case the host has a different idea of what constitutes "the right amount."
Good Guy - Share some of your extra drink or snack with another player.
Good Ass-Kisser - Share some of your extra drink or snack with the DM.

This is just like my japanese animes: Have characters refer to in game entertainment about what's going on.
This is just like my JRPG: Allow players to pick and choose what equipment they can get if they can afford it.
This is just like medieval England: All players start out as commoners.

I once achieved one in a DH campaign.
Vehicular man slaughter - Kill 10 people / monster in a short period of time with an vehicle

To the Heavens: Build a dice tower using every dice on the table.

We need some kind of online checklist for these so people can keep track of what they've earned and what they still need to earn

Mole people - Cause an enraged DM to declare a PK.

MONSTER KILL - kill a monster ..

Vishnu: run a seamless game with 8+ players.
Old One: put at least one player in an asylum.
Elron Cupboard: base a successful religion off your campaign scripts.
Jesus Saves: fudge saves for an important NPC three times in a row.
Conan the Librarian: invest more than half of your skill points in cross-class knowledge skills.
Gandalf: play a wizard with average INT who fights in melee and survive the campaign.

>>6459917

This.

Quantam Entangelment: Kill something over 3 times your level via ridiculous luck.
Just As Planned: Trick a Genius level opponent into falling for a trap you set.
If at First you Don't Succeed...: Die and be resurrected at least 3 times during the run of a Campaign.
Schadenfreude: Succeed at a task another member of the party is specialized in by taking advantage of their failure.
Stir up the Anthill: Escape from over a thousand pursuing Formians.
Fear Me!: Convert a small sized evil humanoid into a Paladin. Have him join the party.
So.. are you Cthulhu now?: Gain the Pseudonatural template through misadventure.
All the Colors of the Rainbow: Walk through a Prismatic Wall without taking any damage or negative effect.
Gravity is a Harsh Mistress: Spend no waking time with your feet touching the ground for over 5 levels.

Well, those are ones I've done.

The Legend Lives On!: As a player, create a magic item that the GM reintroduces in a later campain.
Reincarnation: That winds up in your new character's possesion.
Quantum Leap: As above, but in a different setting/system
Hot Knife in a World of Butter: Break the system (IE the three headshots with one combat round trick from NWoD)
This is not Exalted!: Engineer a plausible sounding way to break the game's rules of Physics, Reason, Or Common Sense.
Ok, maybe this is Exalted!: Succeed at the above.
In Thou Club: Base your character off of a gangsta rapper, but in a medieval/fantasy setting but be subtle enough about it that the GM doesn't know until it's too late.
Ruby/Tom Offspring: Your character developes a mutation that the party is completely unaware of for the course of an entire game.
Rubber Chicken of the Ancients: Recieve a seemingly useless item as a reward, and find a way to make it the most usefull item that was given to the party.
Vengance shall find you: Successfully avenge the death of a PC, after everyone else in the party has forgotton about it/given up.
I take every right turn!: Solve the GM's epic maze/puzzle with one action/statement.
Ascent to godhood: The GM retires your character for becoming invincible/unstoppable.
True Power Comes From Within: Refuse the opportunity to become invincible/unstoppble.
My Name Is Optimus Prime: Play Lawful Good (or equivalent) well.
Call Me Cain: The GM gives you a character to play that is a great deal more powerful than the rest of the party, with no instructions to keep such power hidden.
I TOLD you I was Cain!: As above, but survive an attempt by the rest of the players to kill you.

>>6459880
Demons fall and almost everyone dies: Survive the summoning of a greater demon in the same room. Escape successfully.

Clear the room: Blow yourself up, killing you, and everything within a 100 Foot radius of you.

I did this once :/

Had a Psion, who had craft alchemy/Explosives. Skeleton hit him with a fire arrow.

I got this one in a game a few weeks ago.

"My love for you is like a truck" - Successfully killed a Berserker in under 5 rounds.

I've got a couple more

The Killing Joke: Say something in character that causes another player to laugh for more than 10 minutes.
Identity disorder: Play a character of a different race than you for 5 different games.
I FINALLY get to slay my fucking dragon!: Kill a dragon in one hit without any rule bending.
I'm PRETTY sure you don't get to slay that dragon: Kill a dragon (or something else suitably powerful) In one hit because the GM misinterpreted the rules somewhere.
Dice Tower: In a game with stacking criticals, get more than 5 in a row.

I am the Night: Get a Critical Success on a Stealth check, while in a group of people not from your party, in a heavily secured area/building.

I humbly ask for an archive or list of these. I want to actually print them out and hand them to my group.

>>6460283

Excuse me? You're too lazy to fucking copy and paste all of them into Notepad, so you want US to do it for you? Fuck you, do it yourself you little shit.

>>6460283

There's probably a couple of threads like this on suptg..

Trouble Brewing - Party is split equally along opposing alignments.
Mechazawa - Have the party include a high-charisma warforged who is otherwise percieved as and referred to as a normal human being by those unable to pass a perception test.
Nice Shooting there, Tex - Successfully incapacitate the BBEG with a single projectile.
Deadeye - As a Ranger, shoot your own eye out with a critical failure.
Rove And Friends - Manipulate and achieve the election of a village idiot to a position of great political power.
With the power of ROCK! - Kill the BBEG with a music-induced cave in, rock slide, avalanche, etc.

You are small time - Successfully kill the BBEG in one round with your bare hands.
"and My Mitts" - even though your class doesn't specialize in unarmed fighting.
"Johhny I hardly knew ya" - Lose an arm and a leg in battle and continue the fight.
Fool's Gold - Break a nations economy by careless spending of invaluable treasure.
Conscientious Adventurers: Completely overhaul a nations economy with you earned wealth.
Retirement Fund - Start up several businesses and enterprises for after you finish adventuring.
Diplomat Mercenaries - Take on a job to deal with an enemy nation and facilitate peace talks and trade agreements.
Parachutes are for girls - drop over 1000 feet without slowing your fall...
Death from above - ... and kill an enemy by landing on it.
He likes em stiff - You or a party member commit necrophilia.
Freak in a cage - You or a party member are locked in a cage while committing the act of necrophilia.
I don't have time for this shit - Kill a Carrion Crawler on the way to the bathroom.

Goddamn Batman: play an Expert with gear necessary to overcome everything listed in all Monster Manuals as well as all classes in core and allowed splatbooks.
Bridget: play a trap and remain undetected by either the other players or the DM, while claiming to be male, and having male listed as your gender on your character sheet.
The Tragic History of Doctor Faust: beg your DM to play a class, regret your choice within 24 hours.

Down With The Man - Successfully destroy a government.
Nice Going, Champ - Successfully take down an ally NPC that was genuinely looking out for your best interests.
Overburdened - Carry around a Heavy Load for more than half the campaign.
More Than You Can Chew - Eat a lich's phylactery, but fail to destroy it that way.
Party Face - With 8 Charisma, successfully talk you and/or your party out of trouble without having to roll.
Party Farce - With 18 Charisma, fail to talk you and/or your party out of trouble, even after rolling.
That All You Got? - Sustain more than fifty points of damage from an opponent, then succeed in Intimidating the aforementioned opponent.
Hell Rage - Successfully convince your DM that, due to the past actions of the villain against your character, you should be allowed to live beyond -10 hit points.
Way To Go, Champ - Do any of the above by complete accident.

/tg/ lurker: Successfully kill somebody with a DC 80 or higher escape artist check.

>>6460664
HAHAHAHA! Does anyone have a screenshot of the original thread, where they figured it out?

>>6460677

Facilitate communications and terminate hostilities: Incite two factions to violence under the pretense of peace-making through diplomatic means without being blamed for it.

You must gather your party before venturing forth: Split the party into separate groups only to find it hinders your progress.

>>6460705
Thanks!

What's that smell? - Carry a small or medium sized corpse, for a week.

I Have A Dream - Play a character whose race is treated as second-class citizen and create positive social change with your actions.
I Have A Past - Play a character that has a seemingly useless skill that can be used as a fall-back option, should adventuring not be your thing.
I Have A Zit! - Play an incredibly vain character without being obnoxious about it.
I Have A Bag Of Magic Rings And I Don't Know What Any Of Them Do - Create a Mexican Stand-Off situation with the local authorities
I Have Nothing - Bluff your way into, out of, back into, and back out of trouble in the same session.
Better Pack A Lunch - Get into a fight that lasts two or more sessions.
Defenestration - Kill an opponent by throwing him out of a window.
DM's Dickery - Midway through a campaign, switch gaming systems on your players.
DM's Dastardly Deeds - As above, without anyone realizing.
DM's Damnation - As "DM's Dickery," but use FATAL.
DM's Done - After having control of your game wrested from your grasp, successfully assign the role of DM to the offending player.

I understand all of them but OP's.

This is fine and all... but where the fuck are my trophies?!

>>6461072

A troll used to post a picture of a baby with some kind of medical, head-scanny dingus. He would then propose more and more ways to force a paladin to fall.

His image was always file named "Mastermind.jpg."

"But I poop from there!": survive a DC 80 Escape Artist check for someone to hide inside your anus.

My Name is Antonio Montoya...: Defeat arch-nemesis in revenge for killing your father.

>>6461097
>>6461112
>>6461127
>>6461152


Welcome to Earth - Survive an Orbital Combat Drop.

HUGE GUTS - First Battleship Kill

Peace of mind in San Jose: Successfully engineer a regime change in under 1 hour.

Welcome to the Round Table: Become a Knight in a sci-fi campaign.

>>6461217
>San Jose

I never got that one. Was that just because you thought it would be funny for a European to use a map with San Jose, California instead of San José, Costa Rica?

>>6461248

Would you believe that was the best image Google Images would find?

I just didn't know what else to use.

>>6461203
>>Antonio Montoya
Did you seriously manage to fuck up this badly?

Hey, Now There's An Idea... - Create a character, on the fly, after reading about an obscure use of a skill.
Chapter One: In The Beginning... - Create a character after spending one or more hours on backstory.
Smooth Sailing - Create a character that does not majorly conflict with any of the other party members.
Well-Balanced - Create a character whose ability scores are no more than three points apart.
Surprise! - Cooperatively create characters with another player. At the climax of the story, reveal that his/your character killed your/his father.

Put 'er there pal!- Kill a enemy with a handshake/str check
You put it where?- Successfully smuggle a 2h weapon into a prison after a full strip search.
Da Finker- Successfully outsmart an opponent with a character with significantly substandard intelligence.
I dont have time to bleed- survive extended combat with no heals for over 10 rounds.
They call me Bruce- Intimidate/bluff your way out of a fight by impersonating a great hero
They Still call me Bruce- do the above more than once, with the same crowd
Tis a flesh wound!- Survive an amputation in combat and defeat an opponent
Need a hand? Survive an amputation in combat and beat your opponent to death with your severed limb.
Friendly fire- accidentally kill an ally with a fumble
The inside job- Ally with DM to kill all the other PC's
We sure will miss good old whats his name- kill the DMPC
It shoots through schools- Kill an enemy by shooting through a solid wall.
Get away from her you bitch! Successfully defend a child/hireling in your care/custody from an enemy

Super Sayan 3!- Play a character with more than 3 templates allowed by DM
Jedi mind trick- talk dm into allowing your obviously ludicrous plan to be used
Now i am the master- Succeed as said ludicrous plan
Waterboy- Play a retarded fighter character
Mommas always right- play said retarded character to level 30+
What does this button do? Destroy BBEG scheme by randomly pressing buttons in his control room
Sasquatch is my daddy- Eat hallucinogenic mushrooms in character and role play the hallucinations- accurately
Hadoken! Kill an opponent with a ranged melee attack.
Gimme some sugar baby!- Play a character with at charisma at least twice his intelligence score
The love master- successfully have sex with at least 2 other pc's characters at the same time, with out the use of magic
Morpheus- use Speech (or equivalent) to put a crowd to sleep, without magic
My spider sense is tingling- successfully predict the dm's next encounter without looking at his note or the module.

FATAL Attraction: Kill an enemy by making him/her fail a TH70 Health check after anally penetrating him/her with a manhood that has twice the circumference of his/her maximum potential anal circumference.

FEAR ME, AND OBEY! - persuade a hostile crowd of acolytes that you are an avatar of their deity

Friendly fire - cleave a party member after killing the last npc in the room as a frienzied berzerker

Kharne the Betrayer - as the above, but your entire party is killed by you.

Party's Over - as the above, but after your party is dead you realize you are at -250 hp, and 3 rounds later your Deathless Frenzy ends.

It's only a flesh wound - as an evil high level mage, rise after a fatal injury as a lich, without the party taking notice

The Calypso - deal more than 150 damage with a bow in one round

The Game is Bugged - Get caught off guard by players derailing the campaign, name all npcs "bob_the_guard_captain", "bob_the_archmage's_apprentice" , and all magic items cannot be mysteriously identified until the next session.

Don't judge a book by it's cover - (ab)using a helm of opposite alignment, create a half celestial fallen paladin/blackguard npc to dumbfound your players

Fuck you Rambo - construct an entire dungeon to kill and humiliate the inevitable cocky powerplayer

What Makes A Monster? - Successfully play a character that goes from Lawful Good all the way through the alignment chart to Chaotic Evil.

What Makes A Man? - Successfully play a character that goes from Chaotic Evil all the way through the alignment chart to Lawful Good.

FUKKEN ELVES - Play a half-elf that is racist towards elves of any sort.

>>6461248

It's a Dionne Warwick song from before most of 4chan was born.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Know_the_Way_to_San_Jos%C3%A9

I'd gives you lyrics, but every lyrics site on the internet has gives virus.

Boom-Survive being blown up due to another players incompetence.
Fits like a glove: Kill a Giant humanoid creature, crawl into it's carcass and attack another one wearing the dead one like armor.
Method acting: Talk as your character would talk, even during the breaks in between.
Persuasive Mute: Play a character that never talks, but has a very high level of charisma.

MAGIC

Had It All Along: Defeat an opponent whilst you have 1 life remaining.
Swift Murder: Defeat an opponent in five turns or less.
Swift Mercy: Defeat an opponent in under one minute.
Massacre: Defeat an opponent in four turns or less, in under 40 seconds.
Badass Motherfucker: Defeat an opponent in four turns or less, in under 40 seconds, with 20 or more life.
Zippy, George and Bungle: Defeat an opponent with a rainbow deck.
You're Getting Old: Understand the previous achievement's name.
It's The Ears Bro: Play nothing but Elf creature cards for five turns.

>>6460621
I am the party face cause i have 12 int, and put enough ranks in common sense to get the +2 bonus to not being fucking retarded.

>>6463589

Synergy bonuses are a beautiful thing.

Fear me, but Follow!: Using Intimidate, Get a group of NPCs to follow you on Suicide mission.

Tread Head: Construct an magical item that you can fit into and it can move on its own power.

Regicide: Succesfully make your DM quit his position in a fit of rage.

Its up to Us Lads!: Useing Diplomacy, Get NPCs to follow you on suicide mission.

>>6463568
I have done all of those.

I feel bad though it may have something to do with the fact that I don't play anymore.

Everyone Gets A Share - Be the player that divides the loot up for everyone.
... But I Get An Extra Share - As above, but secretly embezzle a portion of the treasure for yourself.

I have a few.


Racial Hatred:
Spontaneously decide that you don't like a specific race in the world and make it clear that you don't like them. Invent slurs against the race. Occasionally quip about them not being as smart, strong, tough, etc. You know you've unlocked this achievement when the DM stops the game to say, "Roger. You know they're not real people, right?" When this happens, you'll already be ready. "Of course they're not real people. Complete animals, the lot of them. It's appalling how the local government has allowed them to wear CLOTHES, like us."

The Babe Ruth:
Saying to the DM you'll crit next attack and do so.

Ah told ya not to touch that darn thang.
-Kill an enemy that is actively trying to destroy something you created.

>>6463717

... Wootanon?

Also, an old archived thread.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3845328/

rat-flail - kill an enemy, and use the corpse to kill a second enemy.

cunning linguist - sidestep the DM's latest needlessly-convoluted obstacle to the plot just by having sex with someone.

>>6463757
Ha, no.

But I have done the Racial Hatred before, even going so far as to come up with slurs for the drow that SOUNDED nasty.

"Fuck those goddamn skuggs, let's kill them all."

>>6463837

I have heard that same scenario, word for word, from one of my DMs. Your name must be either Joseph of Billy.

sentai OS - create magical or technological devices for the entire party. Design them so that they must be combined for greatest effect.

>>6463851
Seriously?

Weird world. I'm not anyone you know. I've only had a few groups, and most of them sucked. Crazy shit, though.

I'll live for all of us: Be the only survivor in a campaign.
In Flanders fields: Play/run a game based in a WW1 setting.
You don't need a reason to help people: Play a totally altruistic character throughout the game, not only survive but remain unbroken by GM dickery.
We don't need a reason to help people: As above, but convince entire party to join in on your quest for right.
Face-mace: When another PC fails his diplomacy roll in a lethal situation, suceed an intimdate roll that saves you all.
I flew from the sky on wings of fire: Get blasted from orbit without a suit in a sci-fi game, survive landing in middle of battle, start fighting within 2 rounds.
Tap dancing Gaarg: Derail an entire railroaded campaign through sheer Chaotic Neutralness.
If you suffer a bad life and are brought back next time as something better, I'm coming back as God: Survive a series of no less than 6 encounters all way above your level, then don't get the reward.
Justice doesn't turn a blind eye: Fight a encounter at least twice your level, because its the right thing to do, when you could walk away.
Slap, slap, kiss: Turn a hostile NPC into your love interest within 3 sessions.
Heart of Ice: Play a cold/quiet character who doesn't talk much right.
AIR, EARTH, WATER, FIRE...: Finish a collect the 4 elemental stones type quest.
I got me some blood I needs pumping: Collect the hearts of 500 enemies.
This belt was the last Great Ice Wyrm Queen...: Make a trophy of a kill.

>>6464000
>Justice doesn't turn a blind eye: Fight a encounter at least twice your level, because its the right thing to do, when you could walk away.

Done it, and managed to kill the BBEG by tackling him into the abyss.

Woo-Man - Successfully seduce an NPC.
Whoa-Man - As above, except fail to hear the part where the DM describes the NPC as male.
Playing For Keeps - Find new and exciting ways to cheat at common pub and/or gambling games with the seemingly useless magic items that the DM gave you.

>>6463509
>Fits like a glove: Kill a Giant humanoid creature, crawl into it's carcass and attack another one wearing the dead one like armor.

I first saw that as "Fists like a Glove"

>>6464774

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL" *Punch*

I AM THE LAW!: When in a city or town, capture at least 3+P criminals, where P is the number of people in your party.

Give me Liberty or Give me Death - Run a guerrilla campaign to break the back of a tyrannical nation.

Kill you in your Sleep on Christmas - Depose a tyrannical baron of an important keep and execute him on his birthday or favorite high holiday.

Tea Party - Insult a tyrannical mayor of a tiny village.
Green iz Best! - Kill a normal PC character of greater level with your negative-ECL monster character.

Mean is Best - As above, but also impregnate an unconscious PC and then swear to find and kill the perpetrators of the attack on the surviving PCs' behalves.

Teens are Best - As above, but help raise the daughter begotten by this coupling, without anyone noticing the uncanny resemblance to yourself and then years later rape and impregnate her too.

>>6463509
'Boom' should be called 'Grab the Cat'
Method Acting - Happened one time when I got stuck with a Russian accent for a character. Continued after the end of game, including having sex with my girlfriend, and didn't go away until the next morning.
Persuasive Mute - Played a mute 12-year-old Seelie Redcap. NPCs loved him because he was cute and adorable, and honorable to a near-fault.

>Teens are Best - As above, but help raise the daughter begotten by this coupling, without anyone noticing the uncanny resemblance to yourself and then years later rape and impregnate her too.

You have a BAD group.

bamp

>>6463568
More MTG acheivements:

Dutch Slow-Roll - Beat an opponent with a card they can't counter that you've held for at least 5 turns.

Blue Nightmare - As above, but with the opponent in question holding a counterspell in hand.

Hard work hardly works - Put Progenitus onto the battlefield before your 5th turn.

Or DOES it? - As above, but do so by paying its full mana cost.

Take THAT bitch! - successfully catch a cheater in the act and have him disqualified.

I am the law - As above, but 3+ times in the same event.

PARTY HARD - Win a game with a lucky topdeck, and receive a USC infraction from the ensuing celebration.

Sideboard be Hatin' - Play the entire game around a card your opponent doesn't have in their deck.

For players:

Genocide: exterminate a species of monster.
If I'm going down...: when under 0HP, Kill the BBEG
Don't die on me now!: save a friendly NPC who was supposed to die from dying
Whoops!: Accidently kill someone friendly to you

For DMs
Tearjerker: make a player cry out of emotional attachment
They're only kobolds: Kill a PC with a creature 1/3 it's level
talking is not a free action: Have the BBEG suprise the party by attacking first for once.

P'tonk! - Achieve an achievement.

FABBULOUTH: Fuck the DM in front of his girlfriend after she gets special privileges, then ask "Can I have a wolf mount now?"

Actual MTG Achievements:

Giant Enemy Crab - Win A Draft/Sealed Game By decking.

Nice Deck - Win Game 1 Against a Legacy or Vintage Dredge Deck

Cruel To be Kind - Win a game After your Opponent has Successfully cast Cruel Ultimatum

Tourneyfag - Win a Tournament with more than 50 Players

Mirror Mirror - Kill a creature or plansewalker with the "Legend Rule"

All Tied Up - In Sanctioned Play, Cause a game to be a draw without running out of time.

Over the Hill - Kill with damage a Player who has gained 40 or more life over the course of the game.

Badonkadonk - Control a creature with 10 or more toughness.

Friend Request Accepted - Intentionally Draw Into the top 8 of a tournament.

Dark Times - Kill a player by attacking with a Marit Lage Token.

When? - Win the game during your opponents Declare Attackers Step.

Looking out for Number 1 - Win the game on 1 Life

Pinger - Win a game through damage without any of those sources of damage doing more than a single point.

Empty Shelves - Win a game with No Cards left in your Library.

Rattlesnake: Win a game with Poison Counters.

Strange Brew - Win a Match with a deck that has either less than 15 or more than 40 Lands

Under the Gun - Win the Game in Response to an opponent's Spell or ability that would have killed you.

Total Dick - Have an opponent refuse to shake your hand after beating them.

Blown Call - Have a judge mess up a ruling in your favor.

Replacement villain-obtain the BBEGs power and use it yourself
Inventor-Create an item/item type that has not excised in the game world before now
Random love-Make a random monster fall in love with you due to very high charisma

>>6469694
>If I'm going down...: when under 0HP, Kill the BBEG

Death Throes is such an enjoyable spell.

>>6469879
>Total Dick - Have an opponent refuse to shake your hand after beating them.
Archived, it was a fucking draft your deck isn't going to play like fine tuned constructed you fucktard, and I obviously topdecked solutions.

MtG achievements:

SCIENCE!!!: Win using a combo deck that uses five or more cards to go off.
Screw you Jund: Do it in standard.
Glubglubglub: play against someone who does nothing but play lands for the first three turns.
Reversal: Win a game after an opponent spares you for one turn to taunt you.
Drowning Man: Draw six lands in a row.
Floodgate: Kill your opponent with an X spell after this happens.
One Shot: Mulligan down to one. Win.
Casual game?: Finish your match ten minutes before everyone else does, and play a fun game in that time.

>>6470019
>Glubglubglub: play against someone who does nothing but play lands for the first three turns.
Done. He won.
>Reversal: Win a game after an opponent spares you for one turn to taunt you.
Done. Last Chance is a fun card when your opponent has no untapped mana.
>Drowning Man: Draw six lands in a row.
Done.
>Floodgate: Kill your opponent with an X spell after this happens.
Done. Same game as Reversal
>One Shot: Mulligan down to one. Win.
Done. Finally got the card I wanted with that one.

Dice falls, everyone rocks: Build an epic level bard party, consisting of nothing but bards, starting at level one.
Eternal wanderer: Take part in a campaign wherein you play an immortal.
Alone for eternity: As above, but as the only immortal in the group and act out the deaths of the other PCs, of old age and the failure of their bodies.

>>6459703
Just like a fairy tale-do "DiD 101" or "DiD 102" and marry the princess

>Antonio Montoya
This one almost sounds like a squirrelking fanfic. Too bad he isn't writing anymore.

>>6469879
More:

Old Timer - Win a Vintage or Legacy Tournament

Just a Baby - Win a Block Constructed Tournament

Clockstoppers - Time out an opponent on Magic Online

Mental Magic - Cause your opponent to concede by bluffing

Unfaithful - Kill your opponent with their own creature.

Time Flies - Win a match in extra turns.

Slow Ride - Win a match with a 1-0-1 Game record.

Precision Strike - Do exactly lethal Damage to an opponent with 10 or more life by attacking.

Red Zone - Win a game where all the damage dealt to your opponent was from creatures attacking.

Evil Twin - Win a 70+ Card Mirror Match

Bloodbath - Win a game where more than 25 creatures were put into the graveyard from play.

Erector Set - Win a game with a 3+ Card Combo.

The Big Show - Qualify for a Pro Tour

Covered - Play in a Feature Match

Stiff Competition - Play against a Pro Tour Champion in a sanctioned match.

Profit Motive - Win 3 Consecutive 8-4 Drafts on Magic Online.

So Sayeth the Shepard - Top 8 a PTQ or other large constructed Tournament with a Rogue Deck

Cheddar Cheese and Cracker - Top 8 a PTQ or other large constructed Tournament with a Combo Deck

Control Freak Top 8 a PTQ or other large constructed Tournament with a Control Deck

The Beatings Will Continue - Top 8 a PTQ or other large constructed Tournament with a Beatdown Deck

You don't need a reason to help people: Risk life and limb to save someone for no reason other than its the right thing to do.
Someday I will be queen, but I will always be myself: Gain a massive amount of power rapidly (i.e. become king unexpectedly, gain super powers due to lab accident, ect.) and keep the same personality as before without being corrupted by it.
Having sworn fealty, must I spend my life in servitude?: Play as someone who works for/is the servant of another PC, remain so for entire game and don't betray them.
How do you prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist...: Play a PC who was created as oppose to born, find out in game and deal with it.
I won't let you make any more instruments of murder!: As above, but created by BBEG.
The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.: Try to work out another PCs thought process and background, suceed.
To be forgotten is worse than death: End up as the last member of your race.
I do what I want! You have problem!?: Play in campaign as selfish CN character, pull it off well without annoying anyone.
I don't wanna be alone anymore...: Play as a hermit, find somewhere you belong

That's not how I feel at all! That's not how I feel... at all.: Fail to spit it out in a romantic sidequest, keep trying anyway.
The sly eagle doesn't kill at whim.: Leave an enemy alive out of mercy.

>>6470064

>Dice falls, everyone rocks: Build an epic level bard party, consisting of nothing but bards, starting at level one.

Should be changed to "Born on a crossfire hurricane"

Herald of the Wolf Time - Win a 1000 point game with only Canis Wolfborn, Fenrisian wolves, and cyberwolves
Champion of the Wolf Time - Win a 1500 point game with only Canis Wolfborn, Fenrisian wolves, and cyberwolves
Strongest of the Wolf Time - Win a 2000+ point game with only Canis Wolfborn, Fenrisian wolves, and cyberwolves

>>6470134
No cloud, nor squall shall hinder us!: Pull off a massive reveal scene having come back when everyone belives you dead, make it awesome.
Bring my beloved Dagger to me!: As above, but with romantic love interest watching. Mention them.
If all were so easy, why, none would suffer in this world!: Do whats right for the world at personal cost.
Either you do or you don't.: Take another PC out of IC angst.
We were all so courageous...: Do the prologue for a campaign with GM permission. Make someone cry.
My memories will be part of the sky...: Have a character die of old age.
If it weren't for you, I probably would've let a meaningless life.: Have a random NPC join group and become a valid member.
Promise me one thing... Please come back.: Have someone get attached to your character IC.
I'd rather die as a warrior than live as a beggar.: Keep to your code of honour as a PC, even if it means dying.
I...so happy.: Marry another PC
When the night sky wears the moon as its pendant, I shall await you at the dock. : Set off at least 3 different romance sub plots by accident, at the same time.
Let me be thy canary: Give up adventuring to be with the one you love.
Rose of May: Become a knight of an evil kingdom.
Not Alone: Strike out on your own for IC reasons, have ther PCs follow you.
"Why did you come with me?" "Only because I wanted to go with you.": Make another PC understand IC why you joined the group.

>>6470200
I didn't have a choice. I had to live. I wanted to come home to you.: Survive against all odds to return to the one you love.
THAT IS NOT MY COW!!!: Have your PC Snap and go on a killing spree.

>>6470200
Someone's been playing too much FFIX...

>>6470121
More:

Philosophy of Fire - Win a game where you cast a burn targeting your opponent on turn 1

Tall Order - Win a game without ever casting a spell from your hand.

Enemy Territory - Win by attacking with a creature that is unblockable thanks to a landwalk ability.

Public Enemy - Play a card in constructed that later gets banned from the format

Best Around - Be in the top 10 of your region in DCI Total Rating.

Taste the Rainbow - Play a 5 Color Deck in Sealed or Draft.

Enron - Rip off someone in a Trade

Sloppy - repeatedly miss an opportunity to win the game over several turns, but win eventually anyway.

5 Card Stud - Win a game where you Mulligan to 5

Mortgaged - Win a game that you started with a 0 land hand.

Let me Google That for You - Win a Tournament with a Net Deck

Lifestyle Choices - Win a Match while you are Drunk/High

Long Distance: Win a Match against a player from another country.

my own half breed:have a child with someone who is not same race as you

>>6470207
> This is not my cow!

That is actually one of the more dark and horrifying scenes out of all of Discworld.

Anyhow.

Love Knows No Bounds: Achieve a mutually romantic relationship IC with a PC or NPC of incompatible species.
Cross-breeder: As in LKNB, but produce and raise a fully-detailed NPC child - by any means, but it has to be *yours* - your flesh and blood, or your creation, not stolen or anything.
I have no mouth...: survive being turned into an inanimate but conscious object without loss of stats, including Sanity.
...and I must scream: Turn a PC or NPC into an inanimate but conscious object as a means of torture.

File this under "cruel meta-game tricks":
Verity and Co.: Arrange with the other players to play as a pack of anatomically detailed gnolls or flinds with at least one female PC in the group - but don't discuss the anatomy with the DM. Find a way to traumatize your DM with the anatomy.

Dungeon Master: Create a dungeon as a PC.
Ride the lightning: Take a character who gets around town by running along power lines.

>>6470356
>>6470390
hybridmind?

Also,

Just Like Argus: Put other players and/or the DM to sleep by having your character give a long-winded exposition on a topic of your choice; bonus points if it's game-relevant.

BRING ME A SANDWHICH NOW!: Become king/ruler of a country, abuse it no end in very mundane ways...
How about going for a ride on my broomstick?: As a normal human in a low magic campaign, seduce and marry a witch of no small power.
Monster hunter: Kill a monster larger than the last house you slept in, by yourself.
Delved too deep: Finish a one man dungeon worth at least 1/2 of a level in XP
Delved deeper: As above, but worth at least a level of XP.
Let me tell you again you son of a bitch, I'm the best theres ever been: Beat a much higher level NPC at their own game by rolling a 20.

>>6470390
Mason?

>>6470510
Pardon?

>>6461203
>>6461822

Facepalm.jpg - screw up a meme of pop culture reference so bad that the rest of the table chews you out for it.

>>6470922
Lucky enough to have not done this myself yet, but helped half of my group achieve it.

Racial Enemy: As a ranger, put all your Favored Enemy choices into the same humanoid type.

Slavery Doesn't Apply To Animals: As above, but take the Leadership Feat and use your Favored Enemy for a cohort and followers.

>>6470922

facepalm no jutsu - make a horrible pun, and attack while the DM groans, claim surprise if he can't respond fast enough.

>>6470922

facewall.jpg - forget some elementary fact of common knowledge, and have the rest of the table mock you for it.

My GM seriously forgot what a prime number was yesterday.

apply directly to forehead - reply to a pop culture reference or phrase (such as 'talk to the hand') with an appropriate counter-attack (such as one of the bigby's hand spells)

deadly bee weapon - kill an NPC with ordinary bees.

flaming sheep - an encounter you intended as a joke ends in a TPK

Blood Bowl Achievements

Get your hands off me you damn dirty Elves!: Conced 7 or more goals against an elf team.

Wasting your bloody time: Roll double skulls twice in a row.

Toki Wo Tomare: Score a turn after rolling back the turn counter due to riot, thus both teams score on the same turn.

WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY: Kill a death roller

Dice and Microwave related 'accident': Lose solely through consistant terrible dice.

Jammy Dodger: Roll no lower than a four for an entire half.

Wait wut: Score a 1 turn touchdown

No seriously, wut: ... and your not Skaven

No REALLY, wut: ... in fact, your undead.

Front row seats for the Loren Rangers: Lose a crucial cup game due to a dodgy throw in.

Snicktbub: Make 4 or more successful regeneration rolls in a single game.

Mine! No Mine!: Ressurect a dead player as a zombie, only for him to die again and be ressurected back into his original team.

Learning Difficulties: Accidentially field more than 11 players for a drive.

I thought I was doing well...: as above but with at least 13 players on the pitch.

But a maggot is still a maggot: As Learning Difficulties, but you still lose.

I have a Cunning Plan: Take no inducements when you are allowed to.

Wait, is that Ezra?: Forget to use a skill when relevant.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF: As above, but on a result that cost you the game.