>Anyone?

[reading up on the several threads I missed @_@]

Could we get a synopsis for the unenlightened?

>>6446718
>Completely unenlightened? Lessee...
You are Hyperion, god of knowledge, protection and fire. You have spontantenously come into existence a few years ago, apparently born out of faith. Since then, you have gathered a religion of about six or seven thousand. They inhabit thirteen islands of varying size.
The pantheon includes you, Hagran (god of craft and war), Shyla (goddess of fertility and nature), the Twins (deities of life and death), Asmodeus (patron of paladins) and Otto (divine otter, trickster).

>>6445877
Well Fishmonster, as Lord of fire should you ever decide that the Material realm is within your slimy webbed hands, know that you will know my fury, and I shall turn you and your disgusting servants to ash.

Who keeps you from embarking on war with the Prime?

>>6446805
Your followers have mastered both magic and technology, merging them into a single art. Elementals are employed for altering the very nature of the world, connecting islands and creating new ones rich in ores. First airships are tested by Ligish's kin. Zhuang's people have honed their blacksmithing skill, providing others with high quality weapons and armor. Great citadels have been constructed on the islands to protect people from the Masters and their servants. Harvest is improving every year, thanks to both Shyla's blessings and new knowledge. It is a golden age of prosperity and development.

>Ligish and Zhuang are two of the most powerful mages among your people. Basically, Ligish is an elf and Zhuang is a dwarf.

>>6446854
The Masters, or aboleths, as they call themselves, are the former rulers of this world. You drove them out of the area, though they remain in the far south, preparing for a counterattack.
They worship a group of... not exactly gods. Eldritch, incomprehensible entities. You had the misfortune of attracting the attention of one of them, Y'Chak.
Due to his interference, your divine realm has been tainted. The infinite Abyss formed within it, inhabited by foul demons. You currently negotiate with a powerful abyssal being which calls itself Dagon. Politeness is advised as it doesn't seem hostile. It has told you that it can predict the future and its decision to talk to you is based on those visions.

>>6446913
"I do not want to conquer, I simply wish for what I think is best for my followers and the Planes as a whole."

>>6446913
Your realm is the Eternal Library, where all knowledge is stored. Physical representations of known objects and ideas exist here as well. Therefore, the Library's landscape contains many interesting features. The Abyss contains itself in the Library in a confusing, incomprehensible way. You suspect there's no way to remove it, due to the very nature of the Library.

Souls of your followers are either reincarnated or, should they prove worthy, allowed to remain within the Library. The forms which they can choose are as follows:
Daygaunts, winged creatures of radiance and white flame, favorites of Asmodeus in his combat against demons.
Golems, made of glass and filled with divine fire. Those followers can also inhabit similar bodies on the Material Plane.
Librarians, humanoids of white flame, wearing golden armor.

You have also created lindorms, serpentine creatures which grow to travel either air or water easily. They exist on the Material Plane. They view humanity as fascinating and worthy of protecting. They have shown a surprising affinity for magic.

Slowly and subtley scry his thoughts for his true intents.

>>6446981
"Superiors? I have no- Well, there is the Queen... This is a complicated matter. The point is, the abyssal domains of my brethren are as suitable for conquest as your world. Or, perhaps, more suitable. It is much easier to access those, you see."

>>6447011
His mind is shielded from you. However, should he become distracted, this feat will be possible.

>>6447017
Then perhaps we may be able to parley, Lord of the Shadowsea.

These Eldritch powers have tainted my lands, and perhaps tainted my flock. I shall not stand for this.

Let us wage war on your ilk, and when none remain, I will leave you to your plane, and I shall return to mine.

On one catch. Once they are dispatched, I will never sense your presence on this plane again.

>>6447017
Ask him why he doesn't go take over the other, easier realms.

>>6446991
Apart from the Material Plane and the Eternal Library, other planes exist. You have discovered the Elemental Planes, an infinite source of the basic building blocks of the Material Plane and negotiated deals with the beings living there - the elementals. Their sole goal is spreading their own element, which can be harnessed for the benefit of your people.

You also discovered the source of souls and lifeforce. You recently gained unrestricted access to souls. It seems using them to create servants has no consequences, as the supply is infinite.

Some events suggest that there is a plane opposite to that one, one linked with death and decay. A powerful spawn of Dagon drew power from it as well from the Abyss. It was summoned by the aboleths as a weapon against your people, but an expedition of golems and daygaunts reached Dagon's layer and turned the spawn's power source against it. After that, Dagon itself appeared. It is not hostile and let most of your forces out of its domain.

>>6447069
"Oh, I am, even as we speak. For example-"
Wind howls wildly above the surface of the ocean and a bird-like, feral creature appears out of nowhere.
"Dagon! What is the meaning of this?! Your minions wander my domain as if it were your own!"
"Pardon me? You must be mistaken, dear Pazuzu. I would never turn against you. Whoever claims to be my servant is a filthy liar. I believe Pale Night has expressed wishes of conquest regarding your domain."
"Yeah, right. Consider yourself warned."
The bird-demon disappears as swiftly as it entered this layer.
"That was Pazuzu of Pazunia. You must have noticed him before. He's fairly simple to manipulate. A word of warning, though. Don't mention kobolds in his presence."

Dagon seems eager to tell you of other demon lords. Perhaps spurring him into a rant will provide the distraction you need...
Besides, you have heard nothing of those "kobolds" and you are quite intrigued.

>>6447133
>>6447203
"Other Demon lords? Do go on. I should know my enemy.


Kobolds?

Where those actually your minions wandering that Bird Creature's realm?

>>6447238
bump

>>6447238
"Kobolds? No, they are... You are aware that your world is but one in the infinite Material Plane, correct? Each with its own gods, et cetera. Some of these worlds are home to kobolds. Little, scaly pests. One of them managed to trick Pazuzu. Before anyone realized what's going on, he gained power greater than the gods themselves. Fortunately, limited to a single world. Calls himself Ao now, I believe."

You inquire about his rivals.

"Let me think. You have met Pazuzu already. There's the self-proclaimed Queen of Chaos. She fancies herself the ruler of the Abyss just because she was the first one to discover the Material Plane. Some pay her tribute, some ignore her, some war with her. I am biding my time."
"There is Pale Night. I believe Y'Chak made her into his own image. You will know her when you see her. I advise caution, should you seek confrontation."
"There is Obox-Ob, Prince of Vermin. I do not know much about him, though some rumors are truly fascinating."

Indeed, Dagon starts ranting about the most prominent figures of the Abyss. His mind is now open to you, should you desire to scry it.

>>6447378
I look for his true intent on why he is here. If it's negative, I'll leave the conversation and prepare for war.

Bump

>>6447378
Rumors?

Do go on.

...

>>6447401
You discover... Fear. Panic.
He's desperately trying to forge an alliance with you.

You search deeper, looking for the reason.

It took him months to create the Black Pearl, which could draw on the power of the whole Abyss. At a crucial moment, his spawn claimed the Pearl for itself and entered the Material Plane, wielding more power than Dagon has ever witnessed.

You effortlessly stopped the spawn on the Material Plane, comprehended its undead nature in an instant, sought out the Black Pearl and turned it against its user in a matter of minutes. Worse, Dagon has no idea how you accomplished this.

He realizes that while the Abyss is infinite, any single demon prince can be utterly annihilated by your forces, should you choose so. You have resources at your disposal that he can only dream of.

He hopes he can prove a worthwhile ally and therefore ensure his survival.

Suddenly, Dagon falls silent. He sensed your presence in his mind.
The black, oily waters of Shadowsea grow even fouler as the demon prince pisses himself in fear.

>>6447450
Obox-Ob claims rulership of all vermin and insect, taking for himself a niche others haven't even considered. He has repeatedly stated his disdain for the Queen of Chaos and it seems war between the two is inevitable.

You have learned much about powerful demons. This knowledge will certainly prove valuable.
>And will be provided when necessary.

>>6447480
Dagon totally wants your cosmic cock

>>6447480
Smile at him, and the give him a bearhug. He needs one.

:3

>>6447516
oh yeah baby!

>>6447480
"While I certainly could, and it's good to know so, I wouldn't. To attack a part of this is to attack all of it. As long as yours do not touch mine, mine will not harm yours."

>>6447536
>Uh, forgot to mention that. You don't really have a physical form.

>>6447547
"Thank you, oh Merciful One! How can this wretched creature serve your will?"
He is genuinely willing to do anything to ensure his survival. The aboleths seem to summon his servants often... Perhaps he can turn out to be useful.

>>6447590
"Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I don't really give two shits about the abyss, but we'll help you conquer it, (at least as much as we can)... As long as you help us fuck up Y'Chak."

>>6447590
hm.

Any other opinions on this? If we're so much better, why do we need his help? I have a feeling that the more we interact with him, the more he will understand us (and therefore our weaknesses).

>>6447639
He has a genuine gift of predicting the future, something that you lack.

>>6447631
"Y'Chak? Has he not turned his attention elsewhere? Do not take me wrong, Merciful One, but Y'Chak is beyond your power."

>>6447666
"I know he's beyond my power, that's exactly why I want him destroyed. When he does decide to focus his attention our way again, I fear we will not be prepared should he become serious. There must be some way to best him.... but even the other elder horrors of the abyss seem to pale before his might."

>>6447716
"There is nothing in this multiverse that can be compared to the Violet Flame. The best one can hope for is that Y'Chak does not grow bored of him."

>>6447480
"I see our intentions are along the same lines, Dagon. You will grant me quick and easy access to the Abyss, and be my adviser while I am scouring their realms the with Holy fires of logic and reason.

Your forces will serve as auxiliaries to mine.

Do not betray me, lord of the Shadowsea. You have seen my fury radiantly shine down on those whom thought themselves invincible, even to gods.

You stand to gain much from this, but I will be ever vigilant as the sun that shines over my plane, my burning gaze forever upon you. "

>>6447750
"Yes, my Lord. I have no desire of oblivion. Your wish is my command."

Back in the Eternal Library, Asmodeus demands your attention.
"Father. I do not understand. Allying ourselves with the enemy? Should we not destroy them whenever we are given the chance? They cannot be redeemed."

>>6447789
"Noble Asmodeus, he provides information that is beyond even me at this time.

If we wish to shine so brightly that even the darkest reaches of Hell are illuminated, then perhaps one shadow in the corner may be tolerated.

Perhaps, when this war with the Eldritch powers has been conducted, I will entrust him to you to do as you please.

The darkness in his soul cannot stand against your virtue, and should you chose to be done with him, and send Dagon into oblivion, you will have my blessing."

>>6447838
"Father, you know this war shall never end. As the foul creature itself said, there is always another layer of the Abyss, teeming with foul demonspawn."

>>6447789
"Redemption is only forbidden to those who do not seek it. Our purpose is to protect this world from those who would destroy it; the abyssal one has no intrest in it. As long as he honors his part of the agreement, he shall live. The second he does, I will stand beside you as we smite him together."

>>6447893
"Very well, Father..."
Asmodeus seems unconvinced and still troubled by the matter. He soon gathers his chosen daygaunts and ventures into the first layer of the Abyss, slaying Pazuzu's servants. He respects your orders and does not attack Dagon's demons.

>>6447893
We could use a sea god.

>>6447946
Otto fills this role, more or less. Besides, your followers still associate the ocean with aboleths.

Speaking of which, Dagon could probably sow discord among them.

>>6447977
He'll sow nothing of the sort as long as Asmodeus has uncertainty in his heart, and we have AN ANGRY SHAPESHIFTING OTTER OF GODLIKE STRENGTH AND INTELLIGENCE on our side.

>>6448015
Very well.

Now it's time to turn your attention back to your flock.
There are some matters in which you might wish to intervene.
First of all, your people are slowly developing a power structure. On one hand, mages are still highly revered, as they used to be when they were servants of the aboleths. However, your clergy has attained a similar status. Those of your priests that have a talent for magic are the ones with most political power at their disposal. Do you approve of this structure or do you wish to alter it?

>>6448144
WE APPROVE.
If there is anything we can do to make the structure better, or easier to build, we should do that. But otherwise, good job humans. Self-sustaining power is a great success for the path of knowledge.

>>6448192
It shall be so.
Another pressing matter is the summoning of the elementals. So far, no mortal has contacted them on their own, they have only entered the Material Plane when they made a contract with you. Some mages, however, wish to change this and summon elementals on terms of their own choosing. What do you wish to do in this matter?

>>6448144

See if they can be organized in a more communal way, with each mage responsible with a certain island.

Eventually, we could have a kind of magico/democratic government, which would be cool.

>>6448214

Agree, but make sure they know of the proper way to control and contain the elementals. Last thing you want is to summon the whole Fire Plane onto the Material.

>>6448214
Bestow the ability to obtain weaker elementals and leave all the badass ones directly for outselfs

>>6448214
Can we make some kinda mental meeting between the minds of the inquiring humans and representatives of the seperate elemental realms? I am totally in favor of letting the humans summon elementals whenever, but I feel they should be the ones to negotiate the terms with the elementals. As long as nobody gets too greedy with power, I think it could work out.

>>6448239

Actually, I like this better.

>>6448218
You shall steer the forming government into that direction.

>>6448233
>>6448239
You grant mortals access to the Elemental Planes on those terms. They are satisfied with the conditions. Widespread projects of creating landmass are initiated.

First airships are already soaring the skies, allowing for safer and quicker travel.

>>6448288

Use airships to scout for more islands, and to draw accurate maps of the world.

>>6448288
Make sure the elementals are covered under some sort of protection act, We don't want them being abused

>>6448322
A bird's-eye view is certainly helpful in this endeavour.

There are many islands to the south. Otto has travelled there before, but now you have a more complete assessment of the situation. The nearest archipelago consists of five large islands, dedicated to farming. They seem to provide food for many other islands in the area. Should they convert to your cause, your religion would be quickly spread along with shipments of grain and livestock.

Unfortunately, the aboleths are preparing for war. An island without fortifications is a rare sight. Your airships fly out of range of their bows, fortunately.

>>6448288

The Lindorms should be scouting for the aboleths as well, unless they're really far away.

>>6448349
You emphasize the equal treatment of all beings, including elementals, in your teachings. They are soon viewed by the masses in a way similar to lindorms - as powerful, but benevolent creatures. Of course, those educated in the ways of magic realize their intentions and remain cautious.

>>6448405

Are they armed only with bows?

What kind of bows are they using? What other defensive fortifications are present?

>>6448412
Underwater scouting is risky, as an ambush is possible. The aboleths are also aware of your tactic of using animals as scouts and kill any creature they deem suspicious. They don't seem keen on preparing a counterattack, however.

>>6448441
The guards are armed with bows and metal weapons, usually spears and axes. They wear heavy leather, though some have been granted chainmail. Their gear is inferior to the works of your people in every way. Additionally, your mages have mastered the art of imbuing weapons with magical properties. The process requires rare and valuable components to be permanent, however.
Defensive fortifications are primitive compared to your own as well. Crude wooden walls and the occasional stone guard tower.

>>6448480

Propaganda campaign?

If we can show them how much life is better on our side, maybe they'll surrender by themselves. If not complete surrender, maybe rebel groups could be encouraged to form to work with our liberation army?

>>6448531
Though the aboleths attempt to isolate your islands from their own, you manage to slowly spread word of your people's accomplishments. The seeds of dissent were sown. In time, the people will rebel. It will take a few years before any organized groups emerge, however.

Meanwhile, an interesting thing occured. A single man has travelled to your main temple and intends to enter the Mindharbor - the gate to your realm. His goal is to navigate the sea in his own boat and enter the Eternal Library on his own terms. How do you react?

Fuck yeah I am in.

Late, but better than nothing.

>>6448593
Well FUCK. If he can do it on his own, let him in. I commend his efforts. Shit, make this dude the librarian when he gets here.

>>6448531
Seconding this.

>>6448593

If he has the balls to try, let him.

>>6448643
It was a harsh journey, but in the end, he prevailed. He now stands in your realm, the first living man to see it. How do you wish to greet him?

>>6448775

ASSEMBLE THE PANOPLY OF GODS.

LET HIM BASK IN OUR RADIANCE!

>>6448775
"Sup?"

>>6448775
Send a Librarian to greet him. Find out who he is and why he's come to the library.

Probably to learn, but meh.

>>6448775
"Welcome, mortal. You should be proud, your unrelenting will and thrist for knowledge has led you to be the first of your kind to enter this place. What do you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer to the best of my abilities."

>>6448790
Watch out you might explode is brain with awesome!

>>6448790
>>6448817
The gods gather to welcome him. You inquire about his motives.
"My Lord, I came here to seek understanding. You taught us knowledge is the greatest good and the worthiest goal. Yet you made your own domain so distant from the world, some claim it was not meant to be discovered by the living. It struck me as blasphemy. Why would the Bestower of Knowledge forbid us understanding? I set out to prove those teachings wrong."

>>6448882
"Knowledge and understanding sit on a precarious cliff, my friend. The knowledge of something is meaningless without the proper understanding of the knowledge. There is much to learn, and much to know, but more important than the knowledge in itself is the understanding of its use.

Think of the rain. A light drizzle is manageable, and in fact welcome, for without rain there would be drought. But with too much, the rivers rise and the fields drown."

>>6448882
"I made my domain here because I did not wish to tarnish your realm. My powers are great, but sometimes uncontrollable, one error on my part could prove fatal to the material plane. All mortals should feel free to come here; this is a sanctuary for seekers of knowledge. However, I cannot make the journey any safer for your kind without running the risk of inviting dangerous things to interfere with the inner workings of this world. I may be the god of knowledge, but I too am still learning."

>>6448882
"Because there is such a thing as knowing TOO much, mor-actually before we get into a philosophical dialog, shouldn't we introduce ourselves?"

>>6448951
Revealing your flaws to your followers might end up weakening you. This is a path you should avoid.

>>6448945
The man heard your words and contemplated them. He remembered the danger of his journey and was enlightened.
"My Lord, I understand. Knowledge granted is meaningless or worse, dangerous. One has to earn his right to the knowledge he gains. Truly, you are the Font of Wisdom. Tell me, o Lord, have I earned the right to stay in this place?"

>>6449016
"That decision is yours to make."

>>6449016
"Innovation is the creator of knowledge. You may stay."

>>6449016
"You may come and go as you please. But be wary, dark forces are afoot... Together we can stave the flow of the evils that seek to corrupt this world."

>>6449016
Reality's hit us with a tough one, I got nothing.

>>6449041
>>6448951
Do you not understand how power over someone works?

"Tell me, strange, reckless and resourceful mortal, are you aware of something known as an Aboleth?"

>>6449016
Are we sure this random mysterious man is speaking all truth? What if hes a spy?!

>>6449016

I say we make this guy important. Give him free passage in between, free access to our Library, and let him choose his own actions.

>>6449059
Why are you so stupid?

>>6449078
A point is being made. We could very well be letting a Hero for the ages stay in our realm while the people in HIS realm need help when the time comes to liberate the islands from the Aboleths. Stupid.

>>6449024
>>6449025
>>6449041
"Thank you, my Lord. I shall stay in your Realm for now so that I can understand it better. When I am ready, I shall return to preach your wisdom."

The clear path is obvious, Set up the quest for an brave mortal to try, Make it a bit tougher and filled with monsters that won't kill the questers but provide amnesia one of the ultimate punishments. Send the message of this quest to all prophets and set up an reward scheme, Maybe magic for those untrained or becoming a sage or what not

Alright, so now what's new?

>>6449111
wtf

>>6449111
Uh... we're supposed to be promoting knowledge. Taking it away if they fail is counterproductive. If anything, amnesia should befall traitors and other dangerous people.

>>6449112
Some dude who's name we don't even know has made it into the realm, we're deciding to let us stay.

And for a Deity of knowledge we aren't being very curious about him, shall we..take a quick peek into his head? Or at least inquire to his name.

>>6449143
It would be so there not tempted to cheat with the new information, Also rewards are sweeter with risk

>>6449203
CHEAT?! The path to get here is hard enough, the dude barely made it in one piece. Cut the humans some slack, having some visitors from the material plane every now and then IS NOT going to hurt us. The only thing I'm worried about at this point, is the abyss, and that sonofabitch Y'Chak.

>>6449203
You're retarded as fuck

>>6449112
Your territory is now a single large landmass. Airships are used for travel and transport. Priests, mages and philosophers lead the communities. Steam power has become widespread and, in conjunction with magic, a powerful tool. Soon, manual labor will be unnecessary.

The paladin order has grown and prospered. Currently, six hundred fully trained knights are awaiting orders.

Lindorms inhabit the mountains, forests, lakes, rivers and shores. Their relations with humans are peaceful and it is not rare for a winged lindorm to serve a paladin as steed. They are considered a symbol of magic.

The aboleths are strangely passive. You fear they might be preparing something deep in their tunnels.

Plato is the high priest of your religion, the undisputed leader of your church. Andreus, Zhuang, Ligish, Hagran and Tymon form a council of advisors.

The idea of a vessel capable of travelling under the ocean's surface has been mentioned several times among the shipwrights.

>>6449232
Yes cheat, As god of knowledge CHEATING by knowing things beforehand and bot learning them is a HUGE offense, Amnesia doesn't hurt they go back in one piece its not that huge a deal

>>6449251
How old is Plato getting?

>>6449147
>Oops, forgot to mention that.
The man's name is Solon.

His arrival has prompted a curious chain of events. As he learned more about the Library, his discoveries were documented in it. As is in the nature of your realm, the Eternal Library now contains the Eternal Library. It seems to be a fractal structure.

>>6449251
Hrmm. If we want them going underwater themselves, we'd have to gift them with some knowledge.

I'd think it would better for the time being for them to focus on expanding the religion.

>>6449239
Yes because quests to the wealth of knowledge of the world should be a boat ride in, Instead of one fought with peril so that one may hope in the last of his days to glimpse the majesty of our domain.

>>6449251
>That should've been Talos, not Hagran.
>>6449271
He's in his fifties now. Andreus is about thirty-five. Talos is in his fourties. Tymon's well over sixty years old. Age doesn't seem to be a factor for Zhuang's and Ligish's people, though the price is a slower population growth.

>>6449147
I want to know more about this mortal and how much of what he says is truth. Hes either an epic hero who will help save the land or some wicked perfect spy sent by the masters to infiltrate our home. Either way i want some reassurance in one direction.

>>6449277
YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE ETERNAL LIBRARY.

>>6449292
Yes, sailing in a tiny, fragile boat across a sea. Storms, sharks, giant octopi, limited supplies... That was quite a feat.

>>6449310
Hum, Either prepare a special body for them, or make them divine

>>6449322
He is sincere. And indeed, he has great potential. Do you wish to steer him towards a particular kind of knowledge or training?

This Solon is a badass dude.

>>6449348
Just grab em by the ankle and dip up in a river of immortality.. But make sure you get he ankle in their too

>>6449348
Lets train him in something awesome, specialized knowledge. Essentially lets make him a "class" that we don't already have quite a few of. Some kinda psion?

>>6449383
>The line between arcane magic, divine magic and psionics is a bit blurry for now. Let me think... Something along the lines of bard/marshal/warlord/whatever, as in "inspiring people"?

>>6449348
Knowledge of the ocean, but less so about going over it than what lurks within it.

>>6449426
A mix of an artist and a teacher.

>>6449426
Epic Bardic Knowledge and the most inspiring muthafugga that ever lived. This is what i want him to be trained in, any seconding?

>>6449426
Ooo, I like the sound of that.

By the way, is there anything outside of his name we can find out? Such as his hometown or why he's such a curious little cowboy?

>>6449426
HELL YES. TELL HIM TO BRING TWO OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS TO THE ETERNAL LIBRARY. THEY WILL BECOME THE ELITE BEAT KNOWLEDGE AGENTS, CHEERING OUR WARRIORS INTO BATTLE, AND EDUCATING THE POPULUS IN STYLE.

>>6449463
>>6449467
>>6449473
>>6449477
Solon learns the art of bringing out the potential of others and inspiring them to overcome difficulties. Such a leader will be a great boon to your people.

He comes from the city-island, where your faith isn't that well understood yet - such a place is a challenge for your priests. That reminds you, many islands could use some names instead of simply descriptions.

Island 1, Island 2, etc.

I DUNNO, LOLOLOLOLOL

>>6449477
That reminds me, how is our followers' knowledge of Dancing?

>>6449541

Sounds like this guy could be the voice of the people, you know?

Maybe we should have him adventure around, and write the history of the world.

Also, could we tell Dagon to have his minions fuck with the Aboleths? Interrupt their summonings, have them create havoc, or alternatively, have them tell us what the fuck the Abo's are up to.

I suggest we spread our knights out evenly across the land, in case the Aboleths rise out of the sea to fuck with our shit.

>>6449541
Shouldn't we name our Mainland first?

>>6449607
Asmodeus still disapproves of all dealings with Dagon. Though he will probably understand the importance of such actions.

>>6449590
Decent, though nothing spectacular yet.

>>6449620
>Gah, not thinking. Right, it's one big piece of land now. Let's pretend I said "cities", not "islands".

>>6449633
bestow knowledge of the limbo

>>6449643
Heh, I like this but also bestow a new dance every holiday

>>6449633

We should really figure out what's bugging Asmodeus, before something awful happens. We should sit down and try to soothe his worries if possible.

I think maybe a non-aggression pact with Dagon is better than a straight alliance.

>>6449669
"Dagon. He keeps chattering. He. Just. Does. NOT. SHUT. UP! Fine, I can understand that turning demon against demon is a good thing. But he's always talking about anything that comes to his twisted mind. It's driving me insane, Father."

>>6449719
Let's go ahead and pull our son out of the Abyss.

>>6449719

ohohoh, what's this?

Tell Dagon to cease his attempts to turn Asmodeus, OR ELSE!

>>6449719
Lets give Dagon a cellphone, sounds like he needs it.

>>6449719
"Heheheheh, so he's still quite the talker. Well, just take care that he isn't doing anything worse. What does he talk about specifically?"

>>6449736
"Turn...? I was just entertaining him with some small talk, Merciful One."
The worst part is, he's sincere. He genuinely believes that no matter the topic, everyone's interested in his opinion.
"I mean, take his name for example. Asmodeus. I've met a hundred of them by now. It's like an universal constant. When the gods choose their demon-slaying champion, his name is Asmodeus."

>>6449765
Woah wait... there were other gods before us? I want to inquire into who they were and what happened to them.

>>6449765
Damn it all, we don't even have a face to palm right now. Lets just send Dagon to Y'Chak, maybe he'll talk enough that Y'Chak will unmake himself to escape the torture.

>>6449812
>You are aware that your world is but one in the infinite Material Plane

Read the fucking thread, you moron

>>6449765

He may not be actively trying to turn Asmodeus, but then again, he probably doesn't realize that his "chats" have a negative influence on Asmodeus's sanity.

Ask him if he'd kindly desist, as Asmodeus doesn't appreciate the conversation as much as he thinks he does.

Alternatively, we could tell him to only speak to us, what do you guys think?

>>6449762
What? So he can make long-distance phonecalls to Cthulhu? Whose gonna pay THAT bill, huh? You?

>>6449812
He is referring to the gods of other worlds on the Material Plane. Apparently, the Abyss exists as a single entity spread among all the divine realms.

>>6449813
"Have mercy, Lord! To draw the attention of the Violet Flame is to invite certain doom! He cares not for his own creations. Take the aboleths of your world, for example."

>>6449765
"Well, it's a quite a good name. Impressive, but still quite pronounceable."

This is something interesting to look into, but we don't need to tell Dagon that.

>>6449833
The Collect Call of Cthuhlu

>>6449833
IDK MY BFF SHOGGOTH?

>>6449830
You stood face to face with Y'Chak. You can probably withstand Dagon's chatter without any harm to your sanity.

>>6449856
"That's funny, actually. Aboleths are everywhere - the Violet Flame. The Abyss is present in every world - the Violet Flame. And now, that name. Makes you think, doesn't it?"

>>6449861
I am now picturing a Deep One standing at a payphone in the Bronx, resolutely ignoring the stares of passers-by as he mutters gutturally into the handset.

>>6449883
Are you telling me there are an infinite number of -US-? As well as an infinite number of -YOU-? Not to mention that dick Y'Chak; I'm beginning to understand that I hate the multiverse a little more with the things I learn from it.

>>6449896
whut are you luken at outsider?

eyh wut... oh rmbble yeah.. i'll acept the churges.. mhuh yeah...

>>6449883
"You would be astounded at the number of things that make me think Dagon. Tell me, where does that title come from?"

"Also, what do you mean not caring about his own creations?"

>>6449914
"Not quite. Each world has its own, unique gods. And there is a single Abyss for the whole multiverse. I talked with you. I talked with Odin. I spoke to Osiris and to Pelor. I met Zeus and Lathander. I had a chat with Corellon Larethan and a hundred others. And each of you has his own Asmodeus."
>>6449923
>What title?

>>6449969
"Remember how he screwed the aboleths over when he brought the Abyss into this world? He's always doing things like that. I'm willing to bet Asmodeus the demon-slayer is his next project."

>>6449978
Y'Chak The Violet Flame. Shouldn't a god of Knowledge and FIRE be interested in where he got such a similiar name?

>>6449995

"Well, we'll have to watch out for that."

In the meanwhile, maybe it would be worth our time to seek out these other gods.

On our own, Y'Chak would fuck us up.

But imagine if we had Odin, and Zeus, and all those thousands of Gods on our side, eh?

>>6450018
"No idea. That's what he calls himself. You'd have to ask him, I guess. If you're feeling lucky."

>>6450023
"Actually, you are the only one who was civil enough to have a nice, long talk with me. The others weren't nearly as polite. Much less powerful, too."

SPEAK MORTAL, IS THIS THE CORRECT NUMBER FOR PIZZA HUT?

>yes, sir. how may I hel-

SILENCE, I DESIRE AN EXTRA LARGE PIZZA ADORNED WITH GRATUITOUS HELPINGS OF SPINACH AND ANCHOVIES, I ALSO WISH FOR A 32oz CUP OF DR. PEPPER. OBEY MY NEEDS, WEAK MINDED FOOL!

>b-b-b-ut w-we're all out of dr. ppp-pepper, si-

WHAT! YOU INSOLENT LITTLE PISSANT, I'LL TEACH YOU TO TALK BACK TO ME!

>n-NO, PLEASE I- ZALGO.

EXCELLENT. OH, AND IF THE PIZZA DOES NOT ARRIVE IN 30 MINUTES, I FEED YOU TO MY SHOGGOTH.

>>6450082

I lol'd heartily.

can't believe it hasn't been but archived
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6445877/

>>6450122
>Beat me to it. Damn, 4 AM. I think that's enough for today. I should have time on Friday.