DON'T YOU FOOL, SHE'S A POISON WOMAN.
HER BRAIN WILL KILL YOU

Hmm...
Poison the entire party, and then stole all their shit, and gave them a reason to never trust another character I ever made.

Game of 4e set in the Iron Kingdoms(Warmachine world, yeah I know theres an Iron Kingdoms RPG but we couldn't find a decent scan), we killed a Skarlock, put the body on Tensor's Floating Disc, then had our Dwarf Ranger's Wolf stand under its robe and make it move around and look like it was chasing us so the other Cryx in the area would assume we were being taken care of and would leave us alone...we called it "Weekend at Dracula's"

When I had a character who was immune to disease, I swam through I pool of ogre shit to find anything of value I could.

Had a girl raped by Kuo-Toa.

had a tech-priest remove my spine.

scum went insane and we tied him to bed with pink handcuffs
raped him several times
me and DM laughed our asses off

Caputered a BBEG elven ranger, then beat her unconsious and chained her with unbreakable chains.
Had her walk behind my horse naked the entire way back to the city, having the party Incubus rape her frequently (Actually forced him to rape her, refused to do it myself as I didn't want to dirty myself by doing it), then dragged her, mud covered through the streets of her home city (Where she was known as a hero) having previously turned the entire city against her, back to her own parents home while the people she once knew and protected laughed and jeered, had her own mother spit on her, then dragged her up to my castle/fortress in the centre of town, the seat of my dictatorship and chained her in the dungeon.
Several days later I fed her, then slowly over the course of several weeks broke her with torture and mind games, convinced her she was a monster not a hero and then made her fall in love with me.
Then broke her heart and married another woman who had no qualms about me leaving the immortal elf in my dungeon and using her as an occasional sex toy/stress ball, or joining in.
The woman I married was her sister.
And then left her to my son, the new king, in my living will to be used as an advisor or magic, trade and so forth, as well as anything else he fancied, having bound her by blood oath to follow the orders of my family line and setting it up so she could be forced to take the form of a cat so she could accompany him anywhere.

>>6384238
Had a girl have consensual sex in missionary position with Kuo-Toa. My next character was half Kuo-Toa little girl.

Pic somewhat related.

>>6384251
Naturally the little shit sent her after me as an assassin.
So I ordered her to not listen to him and stay with me as I rode off into the sunset.
She fucking asked for it though, she burned down my entire home town, murdered the priest who raised me and killed me three times, the bitch.

Manage to convince the entire party to mindscrew some dopplegangers into assuming our identities and memories and doing all our quests for us, then going and having a party on a beach somewhere.

>>6384251
>>6384262

Who the hell played this shit out with you?

>>6384279

Dudes got a series of mirrors set up so it looks like there's other people sat around the table with him.

>>6384260
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaww
And ick.
But still aaaaaw

>>6384279
It was an evil (Well, morally grey campaign, this was the only really evil thing I did, I spent the rest of the time being a quite moral mercenary and slaying baby eating dragons for charity (The charity paid well)) capmaign, we skipped over most of the details, for example ordering the Incubus to rape her consited of walking up to him, dropping a boc of condoms on his lap while we were around the fire, pointing at her, saying 'You might as well feed while you can' and going into my tent.
The rest of the group were quite shocked because usually I'm a borderline moralfag who plays genuine, all *Country*ian heroes and poster boys for justice.

>>6384251
I cometh!

Well, I slept with the milf tavern keeper of the town I just saved. She was married and now she has a kid. I work with her husband often on the whole "doing the right thing" part of my job.

Also, my techpriest stood up for a servitor of his which gained partial sentience. Before rants on why I'm a bad tech priest player, cult mechanicus is responsible for about HALF his reasoning, which leads to breaking nice xeno tech and a bunch of other things like it. But military shit makes up the other half. And he's not about to leave a man behind. Regardless of whether or not it's his personal servitor.

Also, while it's only fucked up from a playing standpoint. I once subdued a town full of guards without rolling a dice. While doing it I was asked by several people "Are you sure you shouldn't have to roll SOMETHING for this?" "No, I don't feel like it." was the answer. This is what happens when your background is as a chef, the DM gave you enough starting cash to pay a tavern to take a slight hit in their money by giving free meals to the soldiers stationed there, and you're just that good at coming up with plans that can't fail if you take ten on reasonable checks.

contracted an STD, decide not to get it checked out, and my techpriest have his mechandrites fall out when next used, due to necrotic tissue

Let's see... in the last game of All Flesh Must Be Eaten I GMed for, one of my players had sex with her zombie boy friend. I allowed this.

In a campaign I ran where a drow deposed a king and took his place, the heroes made huge efforts in finding the exiled king and returning him to the castle. He was the first one the drow killed in the resulting BBEG battle. Improved Grapple + Still spell + Slaying Living. Shit son.

One of the players in my current d20 Apocalypse game captured a person who is basically a hoofed cannibal woman from a tribe of mutants that entranced the party with song. He's now keeping her drugged and using a shock collar to train her to be a sex slave. He doesn't know that without consuming the flesh of humans or demi-humans, her body will eventually begin attacking itself and his pretty-faced sex slave will wither away like a Jew in a concentration camp. I'm hoping he'll start finding people to feed to her.

In that same d20 Apocalypse campaign, one of the players instigated an event that killed all but 10 people in their Vault (hence part of the reason they now left). 2 more people they don't know about survived the ensuing horror when monsters from the wastes ravaged the citizens. One of them had a thing for one of the players and thinks that only the person who killed everyone lived. She's still rather okay, but is traumatized and will have very mixed reactions when she finds them. The other survived through the horrors only in body. His mind is completely destroyed by what happened (and lack of mental stability to begin with).

In a super hero campaign played a Petty thief who had a super suit and obsessed over it, repairing it and working on it lovingly. Only stealing to get bits for it, ect. And working constantly to out wit and fuck over the other PCs, who were all government agents and in the course of the game all worked to catch me (Fuck that)
Then the BBEG came in, some sort of insane world destroying meglomaniac, I decided to play with the group, I set up as many red herrings as I could as to where I was, where the BBEG was, what was happening, ect then went to the BBEGs fortress of doom and evil, snuck in using my suit and waited in his throne room.
Found out his plan was to use a dooms day device to destroy the earth, ect (He was a regenerator and decided that he wanted to die), wait until he set it up, then stole a bit of wire and a chip from it.
One of the 1,000,000,000,000 various bits of wire and chips in the machine, that had taken him over 200 years to design and build.
Then sat back and watched the PC, BBEG stand off while the counter went down with the PCs freaking out, hacked into the computer screens in his main room just as they finished him off and proclaimed that they had done well in helping me out and that My plan was all going according to plan, didn't explain what it was and left it at that.
I also claimed to now be in charge of the west coast of Africa. They almost started a war over that when they turned up with 10,000 US troopers at their back to find my 'evil underground base'
When I was in a jewlery store in NY stealing a pair of earrings.

Oh so many things. I got turned into women for one thing and I got murdered by own party fr trying to embrace a badger ( I want my own snarling hell beast familiar). I took out the head of the biker vampire gang thing years ago with a single hit of this magical tire iron.

>>6384326
Seconding this. Cute as hell, even if gross.

As for me, in a Mage: the Awakening game, fell in love with my familiar, sexed up a vampire loli in return for power, and committed large scale terrorism against various magical agencies. Blew up a hotel one time using a Death/Forces/Spirit bomb. Killed everyone there.

>>6384435

>When I was in a jewlery store in NY stealing a pair of earrings.

That was the classy part. Fuckin' ay!

"Bit-by-bit" cannibalism over an extended period of time.

After Climactic Battle#7312 the group has to run the fuck away as the whole place is (of course) falling apart down into a vastly destabilized section of the Underdark. My character, who was more or less an inhuman damage-soak more scar than man, is too slow to make it.

Barely alive, stranded in a completely dead region of this subterranean shithole, his only companions being the various dead, dying, or badly beaten servants of the enemy, he does the only sensible thing: He kills those strong, dumb, or inhuman enough to cause trouble, ties all the others in a slave-train, and sets off in a random direction.

Several months later, the party gets wind of him and head towards where he's surfacing. They're met by the sight of a very pale Scarface McManlyMan dressed in patchwork leather clothing, with a very sick-looking ogre carrying several bodies in a state of extreme decay. Apparantly, he'd used the surviving enemy as a mobile emergency food supply, taking a limb every now and then.

The only reason the ogre survived was because he caught some funky disease from the shrooms they had tried to eat.

>>6384435
Were you the guy who had the government trying to take you down by using shields vs the nonlethal armament you used?

>>6384482
That character was/is all about class.
He recently managed to aqquire parts for a War suit Motorbike (One that could carry my suit and me together and had awesome armour, ect).
I paid for it by breaking into another PCs back account and taking all their money, I left exactly 101.2 pounds.
Think about it and read it carefully...

>>6384548
I don't get it.

>>6384548
101.2?
you just broke into their account for the lols didn't you? and when they get it, the entire table will facepalm.

Invaded the largest city in the world, razed it to the ground, used the millions of corpses to make an undead army that fought the counter attacks off.

raped kiri-jolith while he was in bison avatar form

>>6384176
This is my fetish.

Summoned celestrial creatures to set off traps, it was hilarious.

>>6384987
explain, I want to facepalm.

Part of a kidnapping op in a Shadowrun game. Took some time staging a protest at an Aztech arco using paid-off homeless people, riled up students, etc, etc. Made sure the media was present. Then had some of our guys in disguise as Aztech corpsec fire into the crowd when things started to get tense.

All as a distraction, so we could kidnap this researcher's kid.

>>6385056
You want to get your brain devoured?

>>6387110
I think his fetish is recursion.

Using 3.0 Psionics(lol broken as shit), I can't remember the exact method, but I told my friend, a huge Wolverine fan, that I could use my Psionics to graft metal claws to his hands.

It was a very lengthy process, I don't have the book anymore, but long-story short, they weren't metal claws, they were carrots.

>>6384304
That is one of the saddest images I have imagined.

>>6384176

Funny image, but not as funny as the mindfuck ones.

>>6384176
meh, i cut the head of every person i kill in dh and put them on my belt.

im more grim dark then a khorne chaos marine

>>6387215
So his deepest desires involve a tryst with Xzibit?

I managed to pitch a character concept well enough that my DM approved of it.

Drow Paladin of Pelor.

I had a warhammer with an embossed rising sun on the head so that, when swung the right way, it would leave a D-shaped mark. I also carried copious amounts of orange squeezings, which I claimed had magical powers. On the one incident that I was robbed of my warhammer, I blinded a man by spraying him with the orange squeezings and screamed "UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN." Finally, I traveled back into the Underdark with one mission in mind: To bring the light to the people.

I named him Jim. I named the hammer Tenacious. I cracked Sunny D jokes. In the end, I was referred to as the Tenacious Sunny Jim D.

>>6385191
101.2
LOL.Z

he did it for the "lolz"

>>6387929
>"UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN."

I lol'd

>>6387956
I'd be raging if I wasn't laughing.

>>6387929
Awesome.

bump

I kind of turned an orphanage into an underground criminal syndicate.

I was a neutral evil rogue using a ring of Mind Shielding to trick the party paladin into thinking I was trying to mend my ways and be a better person, so I kind of got adopted into his church and took up the "big brother" role, teaching the kids useful thins like how to palm cards, cheat at dice, lift merchandise and run protection rackets, and clip coins(you hollow out gold and silver coins with a heated metal spike, and fill the empty space with lead; now for every 3 coins you effectively gain a "fourth" coin's worth of metal.).

They were good at it, too. Small hands. Dexterous.

I once forced a goblin to kill his brother as an act of loyalty to me.

Okay. Well, I didn't do this, but it was hilarious.

Pretty much, my party and I were doing the Pathfinder line of quests, Curse of the Crimson Throne for 3.5 We were in Korvosa, looking for a cure for the plague that had beset the city.

Right, so we got a lead on a bunch of guys who supposedly had the cure; we went over there, got a sample, and left. Of course, the druid and sorcerer decide to go investigate the warehouses behind the place.

Here is where it gets funny. The sorcerer decides that using some fire to break down a door is COMPLETELY PLAUSIBLE.

It broke down. Of course, now the building is on fire. He has a demonic bloodline, so it doesn't hurt him, and the druid has some environmental shit, so they go in fine, taking no damage. They realize, 'hey, fire is bad!' so try and put it out. The druid summons a bear.

This is where my memory is a little fuzzy. I think he was trying to break down the door that was at the end of the room. But, a bear. In a relatively small room. That is on fire.

Smart one.

Well, now there is a flaming bear that runs out and into the street, mauling citizens.

Needless to say, I was the Paladin.

Stole forty cakes. We stole 40 cakes. That's as much as four tens. And that's terrible.

In a NE campaign I created a Utopian society which ran off evil.
Not using evil, physically running off the power of love like a power plant on electricity.
Every time someone did one of those kind, selfless Banal little things that people do, it gave me and the city power.
I kept orphanages which were happy and filled with joy and that I'd visit regularly just to keep the city going.
This fucked with the other PCs when they came to my city expecting a massive torture fest and everything was sunshine and lolly pops.
Then they snuck into the reactor and broke it, I'd organised it so that when they hit it, it would break in such a way as to start to run off evil.
Then I spent the rest of the campaign mentoning how they had made my perfect utopia into a "Dark grimey secret one" with no chance of turning back as I had to take slaves and, instead of freeing them like we used to, had to keep them and torture and rape them, make them as miserable as possible, so the vast majority would live happily.
"Nice job breaking it hero, the one place in the world where everything is right, and people who dare to call themselves heroes make it wrong, just like usual!"
They never found out it was me who rigged the thing to reverse when they screwed with it.

>>6390151
That's really pretty damn evil...
Nice one!

>>6390058
Sup, Xkyon.

>>6384196
Bubbles?

Does anybody here play using the Book of Vile Darkness?

>>6390290
You called?

>>6390304
What is the most evil thing you did using something from it?

>>6384251
Dude, THATS MESSED UP

Thats worse than posting videos of your hate and anger and taking it on the university you're on with mindless killing.

>>6384251
So, basically you set up your family to be rape by some random farm boy in a few hundred years, good going asshole.

>>6390322
Honestly, in a campaign with 8 players I was in we had two groups. I was part of the "evil" group and played a true neutral sorcerer assassin build (role playing purposes mostly). Anyways, after a tediously long combat session we end up capturing the Cleric of the "good" group.

After securing the woman in a home made contraption, our group proceeded to torture the Cleric in the most horrible ways imaginable. We cut her open and began to rearrange organs. We pulled off her nipples and took a razor to her genitals. After some time we figure out that she was pregnant and proceed to tear the child from the womb and burn and cut it before her eyes.

The player sat there in awe as our side of the table described all of this in surprising detail. The DM ruled that we broke her mind and after several days we decided to let her go. She became an NPC who hated and hunted both sides for what happened to her.

DH game. The PCs Techpriest was accused of Tech-heresy and was bailed out by the Inquisitor (Xeno Hybris), who was intrigued by his innovations with xenotech and Imperial weaponry. He had several bionic organs and such, and wasn't very co-operative, so I am given a sort of EMP device (like a tazer). I activate it whenever I want him to do my bidding (Guardsman btw), and so I force him to rape a stubborn Eldar ranger we found stalking around the underhive we were investigating. After hours of savage humiliation and violation, she's begging us to kill her. We turn her in to the Ordo Xeno, while the morally sensetive Techpriest objects, only to be laughed at, EMP'd, and mocked for defending a xeno. This sort of rape was insane, we were fucking her with a drill eventually, even when she was begging to be shot we continued, making the implements we used sharper, more spikey and far more painful.

Bump for cool stories, lets see if we can get more in here

>>6390434
that doesn't sound true neutral

that doesn't sound true neutral at all

unless you had a decent motivation

>>6390434
Was the spell Mindrape ever used in that campaign?

>>6390445

I also kept ears, noses and fingers in a small box, if that matters.

>>6390455
I did it because I was told to. I was originally chaotic neutral, (yes, I did it right) but my mind was broken by one of the other characters and I became an automaton on their behalf.

>>6390456
Not to my memory.

>>6390419
Nope. I set up me and mine as the benevloent Dictators of a regime, he tried to kill me and I went back to adventuring, cutting off all ties with the kingdom.
And the girl came with me. In cat form. Until I died several decades later (Aged 145) at the hands of the last dragon by choaking him to death from inside his throat.
Eventually I did forgive her and she did infact become a sort of friend, she ended up dying by trying to save me from the throat of the last dragon (A massive great Ice Wyrm) in cat form, which was a hell of a tear jerker as my character finally forgave her for what she had done as she helped save his friends (ironically all of whom were there at the inital massacre and were the only survivors), and with his last dying moments crawled his way down the dragons still throat to its stomach and hugged her corpse, crying for the fact he had never been able to forgive or forget.

Tried to dip a guy in molten glass to interrogate him.

>>6390491
Awww, mind rape is such an awesome spell with so much potentially evil application.

>>6390567
Absorb Strength, I used it. Alot. Crushing Fists of Spite was also great.

Dropped whales on a vampire, some whore houses and on the president of the United States. T'was a good day.

rolled 14, 4, 7 = 25

>>6390506
Isn't there a spell that can make anybody both forgive and forget?

Killed an entire space station in Dark Heresy. place was infected with a space zombie STD, so I hacked the enviromental cogitator and vented the atmo everywhere except the cargo bay.

rolled 13, 4, 7 = 24

>>6390615
How did you get the whales above them?

>>6390646
Whales breath air, by Summon Monster they can be summoned in any enviroment they can exist, which can be air (logic, whales jump in the air), and withing 30 feet of you, no one ever said you cant use it to put it above someone. Massive crushing damage.

>>6390634
The thing was, up until that point he didn't want to forgive or forget, even as he died he still couldn't forget but he did manage to forgive.
Even if someone had tried to convince me to forgive and forget, I would of hit them so hard in the face they would of gone through a wall (Woo! Augmented strength and insane training reigme)

>>6384176
you know I almost forgot I had a brain eating phobia.

Thanks anon

rolled 6, 15, 1 = 22

>>6390669
What were you playing and what was your character?

>>6390723
D&D 3.5, and Spirit Shaman

>>6390669

How much Strength would it take to lift (and potentially wield) a whale or other summoned beast? It would save on weapon costs if the party's fighter could just swing a whale instead of a 2 handed sword (and probably do more damage)

rolled 18, 6, 1 = 25

>>6390744
What about using a hulking hurler instead?

Shot an arrow in a crowd, when it missed it's mark, i panicked and stabbed a kid.

made every reflex save to avoid being mobbed to death

shit was so cash

>>6390780

Hulking Hurler would work too for pure damage output, but I'm thinking more comedic effect (i.e. using a whale or other suitably large animal as a sword)

We were playing a space opera campaign, checking out the ruins of a derelict ship. The item that we needed was in the middle of this room that shot anything that went in with hundreds of lasers, and the item was fragile enough that we couldn't just blow the whole thing up. Well, we eventually found out the room scanned the genetic code of anyone and anything that went in, and that it would not fire on the crew of the ship. Unfortunately, the crew was all dead. Fortunately, their bodies were still around. So our solution to the problem was to grab a bunch of the bodies, grind them up, and then have one of the PCs wear the resulting hamburger mess to go in and grab the item. It worked without a hitch.

Until the GM, in flabbergasted anger, shouted, "You assholes! There was a switch to turn off the lasers RIGHT OUTSIDE THE CHAMBER! You would have found it if you just LOOKED!"

Seduced a gay pirate in order to procure transportation to our party's next destination.

Allowed my ten year old girl PC to have sex with a pedophile so the party could get info on the lord we were supposed to assassinate.

Well, my Vampire character is a Malkavian Sadist. Over the course of the chronicle, he formed a friendly relationship with another of the characters - one who had split personalities. Eventually, the split personalities reformed into the original, and in order to keep the balance of the game, she took on a new derangement - sadism.

It was about the time that that character asked mine to hurt his subject more, that he decided she was the woman of his dreams.

They began going on dates. Their dates were rather messed up, actually. They would go and see Saw (you know, a happy movie), and then plot out how to recreate it for a rainy day (they did, in fact, do as such).

Later, they decided it was time to start a family. That meant they needed to find an orphanage. Or rather, a maternity ward.

Yeah, shit was fucked up.

>>6391660
"Yeah, but where's the fun in that?"

Mass disfigurement of prostitutes with a branding iron, as a way of fighting the crime boss who was targeting us without actually confronting her. Basically the prostitution ring was her main business and I thought I could ruin it by making the girls too hideous to keep working/dead. I didn't realise how serial killer-ey this was until after I was finished.

>>6392932
Yeah, that's messed up

ultimate fucked-upedness.

>>6393411
what is?

>>6393039
Damn. That's not cool, dude.

>>6393615
They're just gutter trash anyway.

>>6392932
Earlier in the chronicle, one of the players had gotten the National Guard to come to the city (do NOT talk/negotiate/otherwise try to work with Infernalists). My character needed a distraction to get out of his area of the city. Fortunately, he had a small child he had abducted for ransom purposes. He proceeded to vivisect the kid down the spine, and poked and prodded his spinal cord with thin metal rods, leaving many of them in there. When he was done torturing the child and making sure the child's existence was nothing but pain, he embraced the kid like that. When the kid frenzied, I released them on the National Guard (Who, it seems, have a bit of a problem shooting at a five-year-old, even one that is horribly disfigured and has metal rods poking out of the part of its back where the muscle and spine are exposed. At least, that is, until it starts ripping their throats out with his teeth.).

>>6393638
Agreed, but still.

I rolled up a cleric of Pelor for a new midlevel 3.5 game and we started playing. The DM must have laughed himself silly since the plot kicked in and all the PCs were captured and turned into vampires.

Well, needless to say, my PC was not really happy about her new situation. Some divine intervention let her keep her good alignment, but she was still in a large city and getting very hungry. Not wanting to feed on some random person, she found out the sewers were home to some goblins that occasionally caused trouble. So down goes my cleric and one of the other still-good PCs.

After a few hours of wandering around and finding very little, they start getting desperate. They start making lots of noise, banging two helmets together and shouting, "Defenseless humans! Defenseless humans!" That finally got some attention. The poor goblin patrol lasted about two rounds before they were caught and drained dry by a pair of very hungry vampires.

That game also involved a vampire monk in wolf form with a pair of Boots of Springing and Striding running full speed across a desert at night with a Bag of Holding in his mouth with another 4 vampires in bat or mist form inside said bag. That would have been a hell of a random encounter if an different adventuring group had run into him.

I strongly doubt most of these stories!

My Ventrue (a rather fucked up and sadistic, yet oh-so-charming Brit), my Baali friend (kind of a once-off PC, as players usually don't get to be these), and a Get of Fenris (a big motherfucker with the Huge Size merit), all of whom are members of a demon-worshipping local group, go out-and-about to cause a bit of random trouble in the city. Now, my Ventrue's preferred targets are young women, no older than twenty-one, so he suggests finding some sort of congregation of teenagers/lolis and crashing the party.

Lo and behold, we come across a birthday/slumber party for ten-year-old girls. The Baali, using the tried-and-true "my car broke down, can I please use your telephone" trick, gains access easily and proceeds to use his Daimonion powers to mindfuck the parents, finding out their deepest, darkest secrets and tormenting them. Meanwhile, Get of Fenris and I find the slumber party upstairs. "Hello, kids!" I cry, throwing the door open, before the Garou rips into Crinos form, leaps past me, and tears an unfortunate little girl's head off. The rest faint dead away, allowing us to gather all of them, and the parents, up so we can haul them into the basement.

>>6393743
It probably would have saved time, money, and effort to just go Jack the Ripper on them.

>>6393763

Next scene: we've got the birthday girl tied up to the wall; everyone else is just bound and gagged on the floor. The Garou is back in homid form, and standing alongside us Kindred as we figure out what to do next. Well, mmkay. The Baali borrows my skinning knife (required gear for all sadists) and starts going to work on the father, and I just lean against the wall and keep an eye on the girls, while the Garou commences anal with the mother. Right as he climaxes he shifts into Crinos, AGAIN, and pretty much rips the mother in half, howling all the while. The birthday girl faints, and i'm forced to wake her up with a pail of water so she can keep watching her daddy get skinned alive.

>>6393776

The Garou and I, meanwhile, start having our fun with the other girls, just doing various dumbass yet ultimately traumatizing things. The dad’s almost gone by this point, and the girl has fainted a few more times, forcing us to forcibly reawaken her again, and she’s starting to die of fright and hypothermia. Eventually, we get to the point where the father is skinless (and probably dead), the birthday girl is heaving her last breaths, and only one little house guest remains, a small, shuddering nine-year-old girl. Well, we want at least one witness, so the three of us declare “job well done” and decide to wrap it up by having the Baali, an expert in both the buying of souls for Hell and explosives, use his latter talent to the send the house off with a final bang, leaving the last little girl alive and sobbing on the front lawn for the authorities to find.

Ah, but there’s one last thing: we don’t want anyone, Camarilla or otherwise, knowing who did this, do we? So I use a bit of the old Domination on the little girl, and alter three little things in her memories of that night: our respective identities. That little girl would, ‘till the end of her days, swear on her life that the fiends responsible for this travesty were her favorite cartoon characters: Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick.

>>6393788
That Mazes and Monster is a far-out game.

>>6393776
>>6393735 and >>6392932 here

I want our characters to meet. Shit would be cash.

>>6393763
>>6393776
>>6393788
So, what's it like to describe these juvenile power fantasies to two or three other heavyset, virginal males?

Really wanted to play F.A.T.A.L.

That beats everything in this thread!

>>6393822

Powerful. It's either that or go back to doing whatever sad little men like me normally do. Sadly, the game only went three or four sessions beyond that one, else i'd have more "Heh heh i'm so awesome lol" tales to regale you elegan/tg/entlemen with.

>>6393821

When you put great minds together...

>>6393872
Yes, quite.

...that sounds like the beginning of a good joke

So, a Ventrue, a Baali, a Get of Fenris, and a married couple of two sadist Malkavians walk into a maternity ward...

Vampire the Masquerade. My Malkavian succeeded epicly(lucky rolling) and caused the Prince of the city to become sexually attracted to fire....the chaos of the next few weeks in game were wonderful.

>>6393919
someone finish this

I killed a mob then raped it

all my party members turned on me and tried to kill me.

There was a cleric of Pelor in the party who was annoying me for about 10 levels worth of gaming. She then backstabbed my character just as he had completed saving the world, claiming that he would 'go mad with power' and do bad things to the world. Luckily, the party trap springer had one of those philosopher's stone potions, so afterwards we tracked her down, abducted her, and killed her by slowly immersing her in a vat of molten thinaun, which I then used a fabricate spell to sculpt into a nude statue of her, trapping her soul inside of it. I then animated the statue and used it to perform gruesome human sacrifices to Vecna, making sure that she was aware of all this shit while it was going on.

Kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy on her part, i guess. That player doesn't talk to me anymore.

My kuei-jin failed a serious fear test when she was covered by a barrel's worth of grubs, maggots, and assorted vermin. She actually failed her secondary wave soul check and acquired a permanent derangement. since her original death was slow death from disease and gangrene as her burned body was consumed by the insects and filth of the dark ages and lack of medical care I associated the derangement with that.

She couldn't stop feeling the creepy crawlers on her skin, so she flayed herself, taking all the skin off her body from neck-to-wrists-to-ankles. She wore a skintight leather catsuit to hide that fact, and took a permanent point of aggravated damage.

It was worth it when the psychotic shapeshifter went to rape her, tore her clothing off, and discovered the 15 year old appearing girl he was about to rape was exposed muscle, black blood, and barely contained organs. It was made worse by the fact I had not informed my fellow players what I had done, and the DM got to describe in vivid detail what I'd done to myself.

The werewolf failed his fear check too.

>>6395408
That story gave me an erection

>>6395684
That is really really gross and yet at the same time so fucking awesome.

>>6395785
Yes, that's the usual response when I post this little tidbit....I appreciate that you can appreciate the effort though.

Dear /tg/, if these stories are true, I have to ask..... how the fuck do you guys still have people to play tabletop RPG's with? I mean jesus fucking christ of latter day saints, read this stuff out loud.

If I was in a gaming group with any of you, I'd not only deeply question your moral character, but depending on how people reacted, might consider leaving the group. "Character Depth", bullshit. There's a difference between role playing a Depressed Blacksmith on a vengeance quest, and playing Pretend and deciding to be a god damn sociopath.

There are reasonable ways to take revenge or precautions against BBEG revival. For example.

>The Leveler was never killed. He was immobilized by sorcery, beheaded and burned at the stake in the Second Era. A thousand years later he was drawn and quartered on the plains before Ileum, the tireless horses dragging the pieces of his lifeless body to the four corners of the world. Again in the Fourth Era his body was destroyed by fire, his ashes mixed with salt and buried under the Mountains of Kor.

I really hope you guys are just making most of this shit up.

Jumped willingly into a sentient iron maiden to satisfy it's thirst for blood, buying my party enough time to get past and under a rock door that was sliding closed.

>>6395313
"omg u told us u were neutral good omfg"

>>6395684
>she flayed herself, taking all the skin off her body from neck-to-wrists-to-ankles. She wore a skintight leather catsuit to hide that fact, and took a permanent point of aggravated damage.
>she flayed herself
>wore a skintight leather catsuit

what was the catsuit tight to?

>>6395684
Best post of the night

>>6393763
What a terrible Storyteller you have. "You go out into a city, and kill people."

That's just power fantasy. How juvenile. No plot, no structure, no rhyme or reason, and absolutely no development. Atrocious

>>6395937
Some of the stories are actually cool. The ones that don't devolve into torture and rape porn.

>>6390149
You bastard!

>>6393930
>sexually attracted to fire
Did the Prince find fire "hot"?

>>6396125
GIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIHHI

In my last drow game... as a sorcerer who somehow gained the capability to summon a balor...and had an unhealthy predilection with fire ...

I...I accidentally a whole continent.

And the dwarven civilzation that lived in it.

They call it "the Everburning Wastes" now. Imagine a continent-spanning coal mne fire.

>>6384176
Cut a secretarys' tits off, clean out the flesh and use them as hand-puppets for interrogating her boss.
Then torture her for fun; rape, mutilation etc in fornt of him after he'd given me the answers I wanted.

>>6395313

>>Using an Online Game term in a roleplaying session

I don't think rape is why they killed you.

>>6396198
Huh. You're pretty well liked, ain'tcha?

Did battle with a pit lord while free-falling miles through the air. I had never played with the DM before, but he described it so perfectly, it was awesome. And fucked up.

my first D&D experiance, the party and i were going through some caves to get to the other side of a mountain and we were killing kobolds left and right. my character saw a ledge so decided to climb up and have a look and found a pair of kobold babies hugging onto a cloak of fortitude that was worn by their dead mother (a ranger in the group blew her head off with an arrow). so i try to take it away gently by pushing them off it, i rolled a natural 20 twice smashing one baby into a bloody pulp with on palm thrust, so i thought fuck it and threw the other baby off the 20 foot ledge where it splattered showering the party in baby bits. then the DM asked the chaotic good character "YOU HAVE JUST WITNESSED A DISPICABLE ACT, WHAT IS YOUR REACTION!?" and the CG player couldn't stop laughing to reply.

i wore that cloak all the way through that campagin. :D

also had druid player who was into anything and raped our pack mule to death just after we bought it so we had to carry everything still, he also had a pet/lover called apeson who was a giant ape.

now that i think about it, it had a lot of fucked up moments...

>>6396295

Wait. Weren't you playing that min-maxing Wizard at the time?
You kept overshadowing the rest of the goddamn party, the DM told you point blank that this was a low magic campaign but you STILL went for that optimized caster bullshit.

I mean christ, look at my character, all I got was ring of invisibility, which was cursed.
I mean, RIDICULOUSLY cursed, it would be hard, if not impossible to have a more hardcore curse than this one ring had.

I'm amazed that it took me so long to fail my Wis check frankly.

>>6396337
I'm not sure what's happening here, but your ramblings are funny to me.

I was playing a barbarian at the time, and I know I've never posted anything about this game on here before.

>>6396337
y so butthurt fag

>>6396353
>>6396354

Oh. I thought you were making a vague Lord of the Rings reference.

I was going to have Merry and Pippin chip in telling me to STFU, if I'd tried I probably could have gotten levels in Paladin or Rider of Rohan Prestige classes like they did.
Possibly have Sam point out that he got fuck all magic items and did damn near nothing the entire campaign.

>>6396028
Think about it, and you should feel a little queasy.

A WoD game, my mage character got into a deal with a demon of envy to get enough power to kill the current BBEG. My part of the deal was to murder someone in front of their loved one and permanently disfigure her or him.
After some searching I found a couple that fit the bill. I snuck into their apartment and waited for them to fall asleep. I then increased the gravity on the bed, soundproofed the room and hung a kitchen knife above the man. Waking up them both with a loud noise I made sure they were fully awake and cut the string. The knife fell like normal then reached terminal velocity within seconds when it hit his heart, killing him instantly. As the woman was screaming, calling me a bastard I reduced the gravity and cut her eye. Then I got the hell out of there.

I was playing a mostly good character, my humanity/wisdom scores were the highest of all the other players so I had some problems with fulfilling the deal. However out of some massive heaps of luck on my side passed every huberis check. I was at 7 while the three 'neutral' characters were at 5 and the senior mage and vampire were hovering around 2 for most of the game.

in Dark Heresy, there was one happy and easy-going cleric chick, who was Mind Cleansed (weird, isnt it?).
I took controller from her master

HURR DURR

you know how this ended

One happy scum whos new proud master of cleric, and one less happy cleric

I used to play this CN warmage that was romancing another PC from the same region.
We joked about being blood related and the DM overheard.
Two die rolls later we were brother and sister, separated at birth. My character knew but didn't care. It turned him on so every night I had to take a will save in order to restrain myself from blurting it out during the love making.
Things were getting pretty weird until a blotched quest were she died. Then they got weirder.
My character bought himself an air-sealed trunk so he could keep his treasured sister close instead of tossing her into a cold grave. Then he fell in love again and started to give his new girlfriend strange gifts and dresses that were two sizes too small.... Then we all died.

Reading through this thread, I've realized something. You're all fucked in the head. I need to catch up. In eight years of gaming, I've never done anything that would be worth posting in this thread. No rape, no random slaughter, no hurf. It's always the other players.

PROTIP: Peterborough, Ontario has some fucked up gamers

>>6397141
I used to be like you but always Lawful Good becomes boring pretty fast.
Then again I dislike playing Chaotic Stupid, I just like to have a little variety and explore morally gray areas.

I always teased our groups naive and good-willed psyker because he had Throne Wed (chemically castrated)
Then one day warp ate him.
We all went to drink for his memory and our groups hot scum (like me) told that she had crush on him, but she had never had change to tell him
I cried.

>>6397582
Most of my characters are usually Neutral or Chaotic Good. The only thing I can recall of note was my only encounter with a dracolich. The party consisted of a half-ogre Red Dragon Disciple, an elf monk(who had such a high kill count that I referred to him as a living war crime), and my catfolk rogue. Dracolich was beating on the other two while I stealthed up to it and jammed a keg of gunpowder between its ribs. I ran back to the party, taking cover behind the half-ogre. The gunpowder was set off somehow(I think a flask of flaming oil was used), and the dracolich asploded(the DM later told me it was on its last hit points anyways). I moved to a different town shortly after that game. This was in 2005, and I had just finished high school.

The worst thing I did in RPGs was minor torture and gay rape while playing Poison'd. Considering this game's reputation I must be quite a pussy...

the female wizard elf of the party use to prostitute for money, she gets pregnant and tried to make and auto abortion with her staff, she successfully take out the offspring and fainted. The other party characters, take the fetus, throw it to the stew they were mading and when the wizard woke up they gave it to eat to her. When she eat his portion, they told her about her fetus end at the stew, she take the stew and buried it like it was a dead baby.

>>6397808
I find this one to be awesome. If I was playing the witch I would abort it and transform it into my undeath familair which wouldn't be as awesome.

Many of these show just how childishly angry Anons are at women. Sad.

However, The Shining Gem that made this thread worthwhile:

>>also had druid player who was into anything and raped our pack mule to death just after we bought it so we had to carry everything still

Bless You, and Thanks

Just noticed that this thread lasted whole day. That's quite unusual.

>>6399826
two days, amirite?

This thread contains unusual win

I was DM'ing a first session of a new campaign, with three warring towns.

The character in questions had bad things happen to them. They were a a Changeling Royal Guard with an identity crisis, tasked with infiltrating a nearby town.

He decided to have his then-female guard go to the town wearing livery of his current town. I pointed this out (As he was an Int 20 Swordmage; Wouldn't be that retarded), so his solution was to find an unguarded spot on the walls and discard all clothing. Climb them naked.

Due to a lucky athletics and stealth, he did this without being spotted, and landed safely inside the town. He then decided to go to the NEAREST HOUSE.

Well, I wasn't prepared for this contingency, so wrote up a quick chart for a d20, showed it to the other players so they'd see I wasn't making things up - 1 was orphanage, 2 was innocent old lady's house etc etc.

17 was Rapist. Murhpy's Law dictates that's what I rolled. Swordmage stepped inside the house, rapist hits with Drow Poison, Swordmage is soon out cold. And violated.

I didn't actually describe the violation - I had put rapist on the list for a bit of a chuckle. My narration went kinda like:

"Well... He does pretty horrible stuff to your unconscious body," - Shit was so awkward.

Swordmage wakes up several hours later, to find the rapist preparing to dispose of the body, calls sword, disembowels him in a single swing.

Yyyyyyeah. Was awkward.

>>6399899
As the OP I am quite proud of my unclean spawn.

>>6400168

As the true OP, I say this man is a liar and a fraud.

>>6384251
Any DM that indulges your psychotic fantasies is a really shitty DM managing a fucked up gaming session.

>>6400268

That is pretty much this thread in a nutshell.

To be fair, I bet few, if any of these things actually happened. Sounds like people just pasted some stuff they fap to.

>>6396538
>>missing the joke entirely

>>6400368
>To be fair, I bet few, if any of these things actually happened.

That doesn't make this shit any less fun to read.

DMs preventing you from doing what you want = evil railroading DMs.

DMs letting players play out fucked up fantasies = evil fucked up DMs.

Make up your fucking mind.

>>6401533
DMs are always evil.

>>6401613
LAWFUL Evil.

The greatest of all alignments.

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