I love you Deathwish.

How long until shit gets presented to Dwarfenking?

Punch the air until you can't punch no more.

wonder what would happen if you tried fapping with that hand...

>>6364470
Something beautiful and yet horrible at the same time.

So...
We got a month until the contest is over. Might I suggest that we give him the axe now as after all this work getting it STOLEN or something stupid like that would be bullshit. Put it in the royal vault or something.

So how are we going to make the new wing for the gold dragon? Get the black matriarch's wing and mod it so it will work for the gold?

also.

Show dorf princess the axe.

Begin study on dragon wings so we can recreate the golden dragon's wing when the time comes. We should have one left from the harvested black wyrm corpse.

>>6364465
Not before we put the rune of strength/endurance on it.
>>6364470
The most orgasmic masturbatory excess EVER.

>>6364461
It is a couple of weeks until the competition. You are pretty much a celebrity here, and people are begging you to stop by to drink with them, craft something for them, or tell your tales.

You also have offers of Training to fight, from some of the best in the Kingdom. Many healers, scientists and Mages want to inspect your phantom arm as well.

>>6364430
Get back with the Princess. Start sowing some diplomatic ties.

There isn't some rune of attachment we can use is there? If there is then we just need to add a joint or something similar to the black matriarch's wing and present it to the golden dragon.

>>6364480

this seems like a productive use of our time.

We still need to ask the king about the second request from the gold dragon.
Also
>store the axe someplace safe.

>>6364504
Notthisshitagain.jpg
>>6364480
Do that.
>>6364501
Train with princess in lieu of anyone else, if we train.

>>6364501
DO IT, ALL OF IT. Also, we should take off our arm every once in a while and learn to fight with one hand, I am almost sure we will benefit from it.

Give the Dwarf King his axe unofficially so he can put it in the royal vault or something. We don't need the fucking thing stolen after all our hard work.

Then, go study up on how to:
1. Help the King kill the mama Black Dragon.
2. How to possibly use the Black Dragon's wing to graft to the Gold Dragon.
Also, keep in the back of your head that you need the Black Dragon's eye also for the Gold Dragon.

I say we train with anyone trustworthy, but the princess or someone we trust should always be with us to make sure we aren't robbed of our awesome ass axe.

If we have nothing else better to do, I'd suggest that we take the princess up on her combat lessons... I (cautiously) trust Firstquest enough that our town won't be a smouldering ruin when we get back... But things will probably get dangerous upon our return.
Also, since we made a weapon that will surely be passed into legend and still have a month to go, we could tentatively make some sketches for the artificial wing... though we might want to wait until we have access to the library for that.
Speaking of dragons, do you think we could ask the king to forbid the dwarves to hunt those two? They seemed alright for amoral, immortal, lizards after all.

>>6364537
NO! NO PREGNANCY! SEX IS FINE, BUT CHARLES BRONSON NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO RETURN HOME, REMEMBER? WE ARE NOONES BABY-DADDY UNTIL EVERYTHING MAJOR IS SORTED OUT.

>>6364480
>>6364477
She hasn't had time to come to see you with all of the ceremonies and hype that comes before the week of a king Picking his weapon. It seems these things usually only happen once in a lifetime, If the king loses his weapon It can happen more, so this is a rare chance. The news of your weapon has made this turn out crazy. The city is literally packed with people.

You wonder if the Axe is safest in the King's vault or with you. He has stated he can't keep it with himself because for him to truly choose before it started is dishonorable.

>>6364538
agreed! leave arm with the mage types for a few hours every so often while we train! Work on stamania and strength, so we can do epic rune work on arm later.

>>6364540
On that note, let's go tell the king that when he goes to kill the dragon, we want to accompany him.

I'm calling it though, the king will die in his quest. Moby Dick and all that,

>>6364501
It would be beneficial to work with the mages and scientists for a while, we need to learn some of their trade for improving our weapons. Chat more to the ones that seem to have most interest in weapon enchantment. Also, make a few weapons to sell in our spare time.

>>6364566
Only if we let him. Although really, his entire life would reek of anti-climax after that point.

>>6364561
It's probably the safest with us then, though we should have him send a regiment of his finest security officers to follow the weapon. So if we say leave for training they guard the house or if we have it with us they keep an eye on it.

>>6364564
Let's not separate from our arm. Who knows what someone would do with it if they wanted to steal it?

>>6364501
Create some shit.
maybe a twin to the shit mauler used just for smashan?
Maybe a tankard with a luck rune?
a glove for our real hand for PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF SHIT with quake. we will need to punch rocks. TONS OF ROCKS.
maybe some light armor with turtle on it?

Perhaps a nice little gift for our favorite little wolf girl?

>>6364566
Not while we're around, bub. If anyone is dying, it will be us. Charles Bronson has a goddamn deathwish.

>>6364561
Wrap the blade in leather but otherwise keep the axe on your back at all times, in plain sight.

Also, do we hear anything about the other competitor's weapons?

In that case, let's make sure the axe never leaves our back.

>>6364597


oh shit, didn't we say we'd make something nice for that big orc that liked us?

Also, a present for wolf girl would be good too.

>>6364605
That they cannot possibly win?

>>6364611
>>6364605
>>6364610
These I guess.

>>6364605
THIS! surely there is some kind of rumor about our compentition?

>>6364533
>>6364480
>>6364581
You decide to let the King hold the Axe under personal guard in his Royal vault. His face and threats to his guards if anyone get it, are reassuring. He talks to you now as if you were a long time friend. You inform him of the Eye you need and construction of the wing. He says he will make sure you are given an in tact eye once her head is above his throne in chains. He mention coming with him to fight the beast and he shakes his head. He will bring men to fight her brood, but the bitch is his alone.

You mention the wing once more and he nods, he will do more then just give you books, but his best men will help you make the wing.

( cont.)

Let's hold off on creating anything else before we've officially won.

>>6364634
Fantastic, clears up the Golden Dragon's problem then.

>>6364605
Other weapons are shrouded in Secrecy. It seems that they are Ballsy to compete with you, but the reason your weapon has been spoken about so much is it was too big a secret to hide. You doubt there is much that could stand up to your axe... but you're not always right.

>>6364611
naw, he said he was going to save money and buy something epic from us when we got back. We wait till we get back to find out WHAT he wants weapon wise, or armor wise, or whatever wise. Then he PAYS us for it.

But we should make a gift for wolf-chick. Maybe commission a tailor to fashion some type of clothing that wont get ripped when she goes from chick to wolfchick. Can we get elastic stretch pants invented in this era?

>>6364634
May we at least come with him to WATCH? I want to see our axe take this bitch down. Will he at least fight it in an area where we can use binoculars(if they even have binoculars)?

>>6364634
I only want to observe, I want to see my weapon in action, can we please come?

>>6364658
The king strikes me as a boastful sort, he'll probably have a mage set up a viewing area with the battle being scryed.

>>6364658
Yeah, I say we at least go. Especially if he dies. We can pick up the axe and finish that dragon off. Then we're awesome, and we've got our badass axe.

cant we just join up with the brood hunters again? im sure they'd LOVE our company considering they all made it back last time we went with them.

This way, we can always claim one or two of the brood for 'parts'. I imagine having a stockpile of black dragon scales to work with will make our forge back in our town VERY popular, with careful use one or two of the babies worth of scales will last for a LIFETIME.

>>6364653
In your spare time, when you are not answering questions from mages or learning about your own arm, you are trying to think of something nice to bring back to your old friend the Wolf girl. You can't think of anything that make change enough to survive her shape shifts and he seems un-interested in material things.

She does not wear clothing or use a weapon. She's hard to shop for to say the least.

When you are doing none of these things, whenever she has free time the Princess shows you how to fight. She kisses you and hugs you occasionally, but it seems once that real night of lust was out of her system she controls herself.

Finally Three days stand between you and the competition.

>>6364695
Or we can use a good amount of scales to make some BLACK DRAGON SCALE ARMOR.

>>6364698

Make her a necklace.

Also the King has said you can come to the final attack, he says it would be an honor to fight in a battle with you, as long as you leave the bitch for him. You'll get to know how great your axe really is.

Im still suggesting some light armor to block arrows or things like that. I know we have a deathwish and all but we dont really want to die too soon now do we? and if black steel is strong and light we might as well make scale armor or something. something lightweight we can wear it under our shirt or coat.

Also, uh, whenever we head back to our town, we should stop off wherever it was we shacked up with that one chick. See if she's got a 3 month bump going on or not.

>>6364714
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>6364695
This. Careful planing and use will gain us much fame and bring prosperity to our forge and town for years to come. Enough income to really expand and rub it into those douchbag's in the city nearby.

Given a few years, and we could buy them out. How ironic would that be.

rolled 79 = 79

You spend one of those days going back out with the hunters, they are more then excited and bolstered to have you in their ranks, and agree to split the scales and reagents with you as if you were one of their team.

>>6364717
>>6364708
I vote for this. We'll try to gather black dragon scales and make us some armor.

>>6364731
Man those dragon hunter's are good luck.

>>6364731
Uh oh, 79 doesn't sound good. Or maybe it's great.

I NEVER KNOW WITH YOU, FIRSTQUEST!

>>6364731
We need to kill one of the whelps with our MOTHERFUCKING GAUNTLET.

Not even the hammer.

THE GAUNTLET.

OH, HERE'S AN IDEA

Did any of our research on Dragons say anything about their eyes?

I mean, sure, the gold dragon says he just wants it for revenge, but can we trust that on face value? Maybe he's got some plans for that thing.

>>6364731
Your trips go swimmingly as the first time, in fact better. With your combat training, and with their guidance not to mention your new arm and hammer, you walk away with a great haul and thin the Brood's numbers. You convince them to not just bag the big ones, but try to take out the smaller as well even if they do not have fully developed acid glands and less scales, soon the assault will take place anyway.

The bodies are picked and you walk away with two glands full of acid, plenty of scales, and loads of nasty teeth.

>>6364765

dragon tooth necklace. do eeet

>>6364765
Let's fashion these scales into some armor, and find out how to use the turtle rune.

>>6364765
PUT AN ACID GLAND INTO OUR ARM, SHOOT SOME ELVEN ASSHATS WITH ACID.

>>6364755
No, and the mages have no idea what a lifeless eye would be good for, but they speculate as you speak about how he gazed into your eyes to consume your memories, it might work even with a dead eye. He could just want inside the things she has seen in her long long life.

>>6364765
HELL YES. Save that shit for EPIC works over the rest of our life! We've got materials for a lifetime worth of epic craft checks now guys. Our town is going to be THE place for blacksmithing. Heh. blackscalesmithing!

>>6364765
hm... teeth necklace a good gift for a werewolf?

Hmmm... we probably should've seen if we could've sent a message to our town... I think we should make a weapon for our Orc freind, give him something to pass down from generation to generation... Maybe test out the Strength rune, to see just how far we can take it?

>>6364765
Fantastic, begin making that arm mounted heavy crossbow in time between now and the end of the competition. Space out the forging so it doesn't interfere with our training/studying.

can we go practice fighting with our megafist?
like an archery-boxing bag or something

>>6364785

seems like it'd work

we should make some bolts for our arm bow with the teeth.

We need to do some endurance training in preparation for STRENGTHRUNE.

>>6364774
>>6364773
There is no time to create any armor before the event, but you do make a nice little necklace of smaller to larger Dragon teeth. It's a nice little number and little silver links hold them together. You assume the Werewolf who you owe your life will really appreciate it.

You have one day left. And you have not found a bard, but they would likely crawl over eachother for the chance to speak on behalf of your weapon. Do you wish to find one, or do it yourself?

>>6364792
dude the orc said he wants to BUY something from us. he didn't say what just that he was going to save his gold up for when we got back so he could commission something.

Does he want armor? A sword? what kind? how big? we dont know this shit. This waits till we return.

>>6364806
We'll do it ourself.

BECAUSE CHARLES FUCKING BRONSON HAS A VOICE OF GOLD!

I think our wolfy friend would appreciate a dragon tooth necklace.

>>6364806
We write the lore of this axe and inscribe it as follows:
"By the hand of a deadman and the fury of the forge; the parentkiller and vengeancebringer thirsts for dragonblood to engorge. Through the death of it's mother, cackling witch of a storm; it feasted upon it's father, in flames and acid it was truely born. It waits for the king who will raise it up high; to smite the black mother and cut open the sky."

>>6364806
We will do it. Let the bards tell tales of our epic presentation later. Made by our hands, its tale shall be told by our tongue.

>>6364806
We will speak of the AXE. The bard we will have speak of US.

>>6364806
isent silver bad for werewolves? Gold is better.

>>6364806
anyone got that little poem someone wrote in the last thread? lets just use that.

>>6364827
see>>6364818

>>6364826
( Lol I'm derping out. Yes I meant to type gold. Not silver.)

I want the dragon hunter's as our backup bards, it doesn't matter if they can't play instruments, those bastards are fucking lucky.

Did we decide on a name for the axe, yet?

Maybe it's cheesy, but I nominate it be called "Deathwish"

>>6364826
This is true. Silver links for a werewolf = oh lawd. Let's get some gold up in this bitch - or maybe even tiny little amounts of dragonsteel if we have enough left for a palmful of links.

>>6364835

I say we give the king the honor of naming it.

>>6364818
Use this poem.

>>6364818
This

>>6364835
No, not yet. Deathwish will be OUR weapon.

>>6364806
...I just thought of something... Are we supposed to name our weapon? Because as Shit(insert-word-here) proves, creativity is not our forte. (We could be trite and call it Deathwish, but it seems in poor taste, even if the king seems to have more of a deathwish then we do, what with the whole soloing an elder black dragon and all)

>>6364834
They'll shred on Dwarf guitars.

>>6364835
Ill-omened name for a gift to a king, man.

>>6364847
Dragonbane or some shit, if we have to name it ourselves.

so, we're doing the whole telling of the tale, so why don't we conclude it by aving the king name it or something. people will be like 'oh shi' or something.

As you muse on the thoughts of your axe and finding a bard, you wrap words around each other in your mind, thinking of all that you have done to complete this axe in your time here. Your scar across your face, the deals made with dragons. Smiling wider as you look at the still broken bed. You know just what to say when you introduce your own weapon.

Everyone knows your story. No reason to say more then what is needed. It will speak for its self. It simply needs a name.

>>6364854
It is cursed to never fulfill the owners 'Deathwish'. Also can we get Dwarf-Fortress style descriptions of our axe up in here?

The name of Deathwish shall go to one of our weapons eventually. Probably end up being the gauntlet or some other phantom limb weapon.

The only name I can think of for the axe is "Dragon Slayer", but that's too overdone. I'm sure someone else will come up with something better. If not, leave it to the king to name his weapon.

i dunno, thunderflame or some shit

>>6364870
Let the king name it. He's part of the fucking legend that went into the crafting of this bitch. Requesting that he honour it with a name will be the crowning moment of its presentation.

>>6364870
I'll say it again, Dragonbane. Made by dragon scales and teeth, blessed by lightning and a burning dragon. Made for killing a dragon.

call it 'Harvester of Sorrow' or something.

Breath of the Twin Serpents.

>>6364891


shits overdone

>>6364888
Yeah, this. "It's your weapon to call as you please." Unless he demands we have a name for it. Then we just make some shit up.

>>6364870
Uh... We might want to leave out the part that he fucked the princess. although due to the fact we made him a weapon that will be remembered forever he might forgive us.

Dragon reaver could work

The OverAxe
Sky Shatterer
The Sky Detonator
Dragon's End
The Black Storm
The Flaming Thunderhead

Ragnarok maybe?
Screw it, see if we can ask the princess or one of the bards for help... Who would've thought naming the thing was the hard part

>>6364888
THIS

ITS THE LITTLE FINAL TOUCH THAT MIGHT BE THE DECIDING THING THAT LETS US WIN

If we have to name it - I prefer >>6364888 's suggestion - then we should go with something simple, like The Promise, Recompensation, or The Competition.

oathkeeper?

You decide to let the king name the weapon, and will just sing it's praises. Shall you rest up and head to the event tomorrow then?

>>6364937

sounds like a plan.

>>6364941
seconded

>>6364937
YEP, congratulations on a successful three threads, firstquest.

>>6364937
NAPPANTIEM.

>>6364937
Yeah. Make sure that axe is secure as fuck. I can't remember if we still have it or if it's in the vault, but whatever.

>>6364937
Yes. Get up early so you can dress snappy. Dont want to see the king at the contest covered in dirt/blood.
or do we.....
also.
bring the bear coat. He wanted it back.

>>6364957
The princess gave us that. We should probably give it back to her. If we haven't.

>>6364957
She wanted it back.

It'd be awkward to come into the competition in his son's bear coat. Let's return it before or after we present the weapon.

>>6364992
this

>>6364967
>>6364968
>>6364956
The next day is a royal mess. People line the streets on every level of the fortress people shout and cheer and curse when any of the smiths walk by. Banners line the sky, and guards are in their best armor shined and ready.

It takes time, but eventually you are in the packed throne room, and under a black sheet, so the crowds cannot see it, same for the other two smiths.

( Cont. Tonight to the judge or Tommorrow. I know it is getting late, but I'm off. So I can stay up real late tonight.)

>>6365010
LET'S FINISH THIS SHIT NOW.

>>6365014
Let the man sleep.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOH this is awesome

>>6365010
TONIGHT

>>6365010
Do you enjoy sleep?
I sleep too much, so I'm willing to stay up.

>>6365010
On the one hand we all need to go to sleep. On the other hand I really want to continue. You're call.

Let's finish it. So we can start off on a new foot tomorrow.

>>6365041
We should probably save the dragon for tomorrow, but I want to know if we won god-damn-it.

You made sure to give the coat back as you saw the Princess on the way in and she thanked you many times over, but it seems she was reluctant to take it back until you explained what it might look like.

You are chosen to present last by the king for obvious reasons. The other two dwarfs look at you as if you are scum. They might of stayed to prove, even with the rare materials, no one can beat a Dwarf at Smithing.

The first contestant is called forward, and he pulls back his black sheet, showing a massive two handed sword.

>>6365010
Oh god I'm so nervous, I know we used the best materials, but what if someone outdid us?

EFF FIVE

>>6365053
Pfft, what a loser.

tonight! please mr. firstquest

>>6365053
We look slightly worried.

>>6365053
Anything interesting about the greatsword? Anything that really catches the eye?

We may have totally rocked this show but we can at least have professional courtesy for our fellow smiths here.

>>6365053
THE TWO HAND TRIED TO KILL THE METAL, BUT HE FAILED AS HE WAS THROWN TO THE GROUND

My heart hurts!
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

I'd say we're in the clear... until Firstquest starts rolling those dice...

>>6365092
Yeah. That's when it's time to worry.

>01

Uh oh, looks like this last dwarf used this super rare metal that is only found underwater. He wins.

>>6365053
The sword is huge, and decorative, made of Black Steel with etchings of Dwarfs and Dragons fighting down the length of the blade. Its CraftsDwarfmanship is of the highest quality.

The king walks up to the blade, and makes a gesture, a large pedestal is wheeled out into the middle of the room, on it is a huge Dragon scale. Not the tiny Black Dragon broodlings, this likely came from the queen herself. It would be akin to hitting a target made of plate steel.

The king pulls back the weapon and bring it down, it down, a rune shines on the hilt as he strikes, you know it as a Strength rune, The weapon sinks into the scale and the crowd cheers apparently sinking in even a fourth of the way is an amazing feat.

>>6365102
GODDAMNIT BILL I THOUGHT FIRST WAS POSTING
I was so excited.

>>6365104
FFFFFFFFF

>>6365107
Looks like ou got your wish...

>>6365102
I was thinking more like looks like the dwarf made a steampunk mecha that menaces with spikes of obsidian... but yeah, I'd say we're in the clear.

YEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>6365120
Just have to wait 5 minutes. I can do this, I can do this.

Our axe had better be fucking efficient.

rolled 4 = 4

The cart is wheeled away, and the king nods his approval, in the right spot that weapon could kill a dragon given enough blows.

The next weapon is unveiled and it is a huge two handed hammer. The face plate is covered with the rune you know as Earth. He picks up the Hammer, and the rune glows. The weapon is simple, and not very decorated, but the head of the mace looks like it was designed to deal death.

A new pedestal is wheeled out and the king raises the hammer up to strike.

>>6365144
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>6365144
A 4! THIS IS GOING TO BE LAUGHABLE.

>>6365144
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>6365144
IT'S ALL OVER MAN

Wait, is that 4 for his strike or is it for our likelyhood of winning, I really hope it's for him.

>>6365144

>>6365144
What did I say... I'd expect this to outright shatter the scale...

>>6365144
4!?

Could either be bad for him, or bad for us.

I CANT WAIT!

>>6365144
..and the hammer slams into the scale. The entire place seems to quake and rock. But when the show is done. The scale is barely scratched. Still it was an impressive display of raw power. The Dwarf grunts on after the presentation saying that the reverberations could kill the monster even without breaking his scales.

( Also Put long, but awesome bardic stories in front of these weapons. And big epic names. I'm just saving some time.)

>>6365144
THE HAMMER TRIED TO KILL THE METAL, BUT THE METAL HAD IT'S WAY

>>6365184

we should offer to buy that hammer.

because we are good sports.

we'll trade some black dragon scales for it.

>>6365162
Due to the fact that is just a weapon of death. We made a weapon of art and death. That and the fact we have dragon steel should give us a very large edge.

>>6365185
Hahahaha

>>6365184
Huzzah! Unless we get a 1 we're probably fine... ...Unless we put too much power into the weapon and it ends up destroying the king when he uses it...

>>6365207
Please god no.

>>6365185
>it's

>>6365195
Large edge? Compared to a hammer? An axe has a very large edge. Cutting edge.

>>6365213
Shut up, I was in the heat of the moment damn you.

>>6365207
That is my biggest concern.

If that happened, would we be seen as a murderer? Or as fuck awesome?

Finally it is your turn. And you stand, wheeling your weapon out on the provided pedestal. The room is silent before you as the King stands, you can see how hyped he is.

You've never had so many people captive before, and words catch in your throat. People stare at your arm, stare at your scar. Some look hopeful some scowl at your race. It takes a couple of deep breaths, and you think of how far you've come.

It is time to make everyone proud, and show them all you are more then just a lucky man. You forged yourself through trial. It is time they all know this.

>>6365224
Time to tell the tale of a man who has a deathwish, motherfuckers. Time to tell his tale and the tale of the axe he forged.

>>6365224
FFFFFFFFFFFF HERE WE GO

>>6365224
NO ONE CAN DESTROY THE METAL
THE METAL WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A VICIOUS BLOW
WE ARE THE VANQUISHED FOES OF THE METAL
WE TRIED TO WIN FOR WHY WE DO NOT KNOW

>>6365218
Both maybe? People might assume we're some kind of demon-king of blacksmiths and we go into infamy forever, maybe to scare apprentice blacksmiths or something...

Oh god, I cannot bear the suspense.

>>6365249
>demon-king of blacksmiths
FUND IT

>>6365224
By the hand of a deadman and the fury of the forge; the parent killer and vengeance bringer thirsts for dragon blood to engorge. Through the death of it's mother, cackling witch of a storm; it feasted upon it's father, in flames and acid it was truely born. It waits for the king who will raise it up high; to smite the black mother and cut open the sky."

You tear away the cloth, and the crowd stands pushing each other to get a better look. The king walks forward, and takes the axe in his hands.

His excitement is barely contained and it can be shown as the Axe reacts to him. Lightning Dances around the blade tip, to leap to the tooth at the bottom and then back up to the hammer side of the axe. Fire Crawls around the edge, actually joining the lightning as it leaps from point to point, as if their union was complete in his hands.

Not a sound can be heard save held breaths as the Axe raises above his head...

>>6365261
HOLD YOUR BREATH
SHIT THIS'LL HURT

>>6365241
Jack Black is ruining this for me.

>>6365261
OH GOD HERE IT COMES

>>6365261
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

>>6365261
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GOOD GOD MAN YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME! I CANNOT WITHSTAND SUCH EPIC!

>>6365261
Yessssss, just as planned.

>>6365261
OH GOD I CANNOT STOP PLAYING THE LAST THIRD OF HERE COMES THE ARM IN MY HEAD

OH GOD

I sure hope the king isn't annihilated.

SIXTY NIGGERS ON A SPACESHIP

>>6365305
>>6365284
BITCHES YOU ARE RUINING IT FOR ME

>>6365261
...And brings it down. The sound is deafening, as if he was actually using a storm of flame and fury. Thunder echoes through the room, causing people to jump in fright. Followed by quiet once more, aside from the crackle and flames of the axe.

The Scale, and the stone pedestal it sat upon both are cleaved in two. The axe head is sunk into the Floor, and with little effort the king pulls it free. Staring in wonder as the enchantments calm with him, but do not go out. No one has seen such power before. He turns to look at you, tears in his eyes. With this his thirst for revenge can finally be filled.

"...what do you call this wonder?"

>>6365319
I JUST HAD AN ORGASM

>>6365319
That is for you to decide, friend.

>>6365319
I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

>>6365319
DEATHWISH.

>>6365319
Shit. We wanted to let him name it... how about... Uncompromising.

DAUGHTER SLAYER DO IT

>>6365319
My chest cavity is trying to escape through my ear canal.
I say we let him decide, as of earlier decided.

>>6365336
No, Deathwish is going to be our arm or something. And we already decided the King was going to name it weren't we?

>>6365319
"A name it has not been given, great king. For you alone was this weapon forged, and you alone have the right to name it."

>>6365351
This.

>>6365319
It is his weapon, and its legend shall be his. We, mere metal-worker that we are, know that it is not our place to name this instrument of death and beauty.

>>6365319
What would you call it?

Although I am liking "Firestorm"

>>6365319
Before you can tell him he can name it. Before you can even think, your lips move to respond.

"Despair's End". You say and He grins at you, he knows you understand the justice in murder and what it is to despair for revenge.... what it is to have a Deathwish. And what it is overcome it. And with this, he can too.

>>6365224
.....PIERCE BROSNAN

>>6365364
GODDAMNIT FIRSTQUEST YOU ARE THE BEST EVER. SHAKESPEARE BLAH.

>>6365364
And so it was.

>>6365364
Anonymous is pleased.

( I think that is a good Place to stop for the night. Tomorrow Is up in the air. I might take a few days to recharge juices, or I might be eager. Check here between 9-10pm same time as last night. If you see a thread I'm prolly not out bein awesome.)

And so it was, as it is, as it was meant to be.

We love you, First.

>>6365396
Goodnight, Firstquest.

Got chills man, chills.

( And thanks for the compliments guys. I started this just to get writers blocked destroyed, but I honestly enjoy it. I will try to think up a few more fun runes and a better system of Crafting to make it less of a cluster fuck.)

Archive seems to be down BTW. So, Hurm. Can't keep mah eyes open. I'll figure somethin out tho.

OP, this is yours, actually its mine, but now its yours.

>>6365437
That is a particularly nicely airbrushed ass.

>>6365449
Arrangements can be made, if you wish to validate the original's quality~

>>6365437
>>6365449
In short: DAT ASS

>>6365488
Do tell more gentlefag.

So even though we surpassed our Deathwish (and I'm not sure that we ever had one) are we still going to go around saying we do? Because it's a pretty good motif I must say.

>>6365437
If that is a male ass it is time for an underaged B&.

I'm so fuckin lame im still up because this got me all hyped up and awake. Fuckin hate you first.

>>6366390
I'm 20, thank you very much.

>>6365437

>>6366390
I'm also 4'9" tall and 92.5 pounds heavy.

Yay for having tons of genetic defects and taking truckloads of meds since I was 8.

>>6365437

Given how awesome this quest went, I feel an updated image of the Despair's End is in order. Great job Firstquest!

Also, I will try and get our glove (with assorted weapon attachments) sketched out in time for the next quest.