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    53 KB Firstquest4 Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)20:57 No.6260669  
    You're a blacksmith, and baaaaad shit goes down all the sudden in your little town that gets lots of adventurer foot traffic thanks to the ancient looking tower a day's walk from it.

    Part 1:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6222972/
    Part 2:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6232004/
    Part 3:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6247427/

    You finally found the children after causing several fires and catching a few arrows with your flesh.

    Success didn't last long however, as right upon finding the kids you were knocked out by what you can only assume was a spell. Waking up is interesting to say the least.

    You open your eyes, but the room looks much different now. Darkness and light no longer seem to exist, and you can see perfectly in this once nearly pitch black room. The children on the ritual slabs around the room seem to glow till you can hardly define their features. Green tubes you could not see in the dark before glow at the end of every slab leaning up and out the long hollow tower.

    High above situated in the middle of the opening is a large green gem, it is large enough to hold a person and shapes seem to be moving around inside of it, faces and hands pressing against the smooth surface.

    Looking down provides the most shock however as you notice yourself below. You are not in your body. You can see the lich dragging your limp form onto one of the slabs, and stroke his skeletal face as he inspects you, taking a moment to gawk at the rune carved into your arm.

    Looking at the rune makes you feel calm and safe. It seems to call out to you as if wishing to be touched. The lich pulls a knife from his belt and raises it above his head, it seems he intends to stab your body.

    What shall you command of your ghostly form?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:16 No.6260945
    i dunno are we dead!?
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)21:25 No.6261072
    ( I must've upped the suck or the people interested are not around tonight! Ahh well! )
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:30 No.6261120
    Nothing to lose, touch the rune!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:34 No.6261165
    ghost punch that fucker and get baxk intj your body
    >> Abaddon 10/13/09(Tue)21:35 No.6261178
    I'm gonna say this before Bill Murray says this.

    TOUCH THAT RUNE AND KICK HIS ASS CAUSE WE ARE CHARLES FUCKING BRONSON AND WE GOT A DEATH WISH!
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)21:40 No.6261241
    >>6261165
    >>6261120
    >>6261178
    You reach out and attempt to punch him, this causes him not to feel it, but to look directly at you as if confused. Its unclear if he can see where you are, but distracts him long enough for you to grab your fore arm where the rune is placed.

    You open your eyes back inside your body, and he looks down at you with his rotten face, bringing the dagger down quickly, you grab his wrist with both hands to keep from being stabbed, he is deceptively strong, or your body has not managed to recover from its beating so far.

    The dagger is slowly lowering as you try to fend it off.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:42 No.6261263
    Kick him in the jimmies and stab him in the eye!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:49 No.6261350
    plant a boot in his chest and kick his dumb ass away from us
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:49 No.6261351
    >>6261241
    Trying to force up the blade may work, but a better idea is to control the path. Work on twisting the blade so so can curve it back into him.
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)21:50 No.6261363
    >>6261263
    You kick him between the legs, his hand moves back an inch or two as if you've startled him, but it didn't seem to do much, as he has no use for whatever is between his legs. His free hand surrounds its self with a green aura and begins to lower to your face, but stops short as if he cannot touch you with the spell.

    He notices the mark on your arm as you struggle over the knife, he looks confused.

    "You offered the elven sun god of light and protection... flesh, blood, and pain... yet you're still being protected? What madness is this?"

    He continues to push the dagger down, its getting harder to hold it back.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:51 No.6261379
    smack his head with the rune, while calling out a nice 'blood for payment' prayer
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:52 No.6261390
    KICK HIM IN THE CHEST TO GET HIM AWAY FROM US
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)21:56 No.6261438
    >>6261363
    "Madness? This was no act of a madgod, lich; this was kindness. Something you and your ilk can never, and WILL never comprehend!"
    While saying this, grab the wrist and twist it out of the way and flip into his arm, rolling him over with our weight.
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)21:59 No.6261478
    >>6261390
    >>6261379

    You kick him square in the chest, and finally he stumbles back a few steps, you sit up as fast as you can, wishing you knew a damn prayer, spell or anything for that matter. Both of your weapons are still on your person, but he's recovered and moving back at you before you can even stand.

    You swing your forearm at him and it connects, but you can feel his rotten teeth against your flesh, and the hit gives you a nasty gash. He does not seem to be happy about getting hit, but seems undamaged, only knocked far enough back for you to stand.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:01 No.6261494
    >>6261478
    time for shit ruin-er to ruin his shit
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:02 No.6261502
    >>6261478
    Get the sword out and hold it in front of us (hoping it gives some protection) in one hand and ready the Shit-ruiner to hit him if he comes at us again.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:04 No.6261520
    as he lunges at you with the knife sidestep, grab his arm, and snap it
    then take out your sword and cut his ass up
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)22:07 No.6261562
    >>6261494
    >>6261502
    You pull out both the sword and the shit breaker. The undead just looks you over and then crosses his arms as if thinking. He taps the dagger against his belt for a moment before sliding it into its sheath.

    You hold up the sword defensively and he laughs, its a long terrible laugh as if he really thinks what you are doing is funny. And then he raises his hands and yells a word you do not understand. Lightning explodes from his hands and you have just enough time to realize, even if you were not tired and wounded as you were there would be no way to dodge this.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:08 No.6261569
    Throw sword at his hands while rushing him.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:10 No.6261583
    >>6261562
    Ah shit. Are we fast to hit him? Or throw Shit-ruiner at him atleast? If not, brace for impact.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:12 No.6261623
    >>6261583
    *fast enough to hit him
    Fuck.
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)22:18 No.6261702
    >>6261569
    >>6261583
    You manage to pull back the shit destroyer and raise the sword to protect yourself a little before the lightning smashes into the sword. It does not stop there, and travels down the blade, and it feels as if your flesh is burning and tearing apart.

    Oddly enough however, the lightning does not consume your whole body. It seems the sword and the rune on the same arm are keeping it at bay, from destroying you totally.

    Howling in pain you let the mighty Shit Ruiner fly, and to your joy it smashes the Lich in the chest with a satisfying crunch. He falls onto the ground and coughs up a nasty wad of Black liquid onto the floor. He turns to look at you as he starts to get up. He did -not- appreciate that.

    Your arm smells cooked and the sword is glowing hot and literally melting a little in your hands. You don't think you can move it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:19 No.6261718
    >>6261702
    stab him with the sword and pound it in with shit-smasher, taking our bad hand off with it if needed.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:19 No.6261720
    >>6261702
    Beat the fucker while he's down! Don't give him a moment to do anything!
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)22:29 No.6261830
    >>6261720
    >>6261718
    You stand and let out a howl of pain as you look down at your arm, every moment feels like a year of being beaten. That spell should of turned you into a charred skeleton. You are not a fighter, not a warrior, maybe at heart you are, but your body does not obey your commands.

    You close the distance through sheer toughness and a driving anger. You try to lift the glowing hot sword, but it simply taps against the ground as your charred flesh tries to move but just sort of flops. He's all ready standing and laughing once more. You realize your sword arm for the moment is literally just meat, and getting a hold of the hammer once more would be impossible.

    His hands crackle with energy once more as he stares you down.

    "I must say fool. You are the most "Fun" I've had in years. Do you have any last words? I find they make the taste of failure a little less bitter."
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:31 No.6261860
    punch the fucker in the jaw and tear his tongue out, lets see him cast much without it.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:32 No.6261868
    >>6261830
    Bollocks. Punch him with all the strength we have right in this fuckers face while saying I'M CHARLES FUCKING BRONSON AND I'VE GOT A DEATHWISH!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:33 No.6261878
    take out your last potion(s) drink them/it and challenge him to a fist fight!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:37 No.6261900
    >>6261830
    DRIVE YOUR RUNE-ARM THROUGH HIS CHEST
    CAST IRON HEART SURGE
    FUCK HIS SHIT UP
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)22:39 No.6261934
    >>6261868
    >>6261860
    You raise your hand and attempt to yell something snappy at him about a deathwish, and your name, but nothing comes out. All you can think is

    "Oh god pain burning searing ow fuck fuck fuck dear holy gods...FUCK"

    You're really messed up at this point, and your utter dismantlement seems to bring the undead quite a trip. If his skull-ish face could smile it would be grinning ear to ear. This only serves to make you even more angry giving you the strength to punch him square in the jaw with your good arm.

    You feel his jaw crack and once more send his skeletal frame to the ground with a blacksmith's punch. Before you can even react he's back up and grabbing your throat with one hand and lifting you off the ground. His other hand is pulling free his dagger, and he's staring you down with his jaw hanging to one side, barely still on his face.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:41 No.6261960
    >>6261934
    he is flimsy! break his arm like kindling! dismember him like he deserves!
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:44 No.6261991
    >>6261934
    >attempt to yell something snappy at him about a deathwish and your name, but nothing comes out
    Not what I wanted, but I laughed. Grab his dagger wielding arm and force it on himself.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:46 No.6262020
    DRINK A POTION ALREADY DAMNIT
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:48 No.6262038
    >>6261991
    Actually, if we can, grab his dagger arm, raise our legs as much as we can, kick him while holding his dagger arm, hoping to rip it off, and get free of his grip.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)22:49 No.6262041
    >>6262020
    I really doubt the lich will let us at this point.
    >> Ragnarode 10/13/09(Tue)22:50 No.6262049
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    >>6261934
    Dismember the Undead like it was a museum piece. Just take out the pins.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)22:50 No.6262062
    >>6261934
    QUICKLY, WITH YOUR GOOD ARM, REACH AROUND HIS BACK AND GRAB THE SWORD, RUN HIM THROUGH FROM THE BACK OF HIS SPINE TO THE TOP OF HIS SKULL.
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)22:59 No.6262142
    >>6262020
    >>6261960
    >>6261991
    Your potions are in your backpack, and for some reason you don't think they would do a whole world of good with these terrible wounds.

    You grab his wrist with your good hand, but in this stare its like he's being grabbed by a child. You have nothing left to give and it really thinks like the only thing holding death at bay is the Lich's curiosity.

    Suddenly the door down that long hallway lets out a loud smashing sound, and you can hear voices shouting. Your heart sails. Burning your workshop was not for nothing. Someone has come to your aide.

    You are slammed against the only open slab in the room and with a wave of his hands the identical steel bonds that hold down the children in the room wrap around your wrists and ankles. He points at you. And without actually speaking thanks to his broken jaw says:

    "When I return this WILL NOT be fast. I will turn you to undead and let you retain the sensation of pain, until I am bored of your screams -Paladin-".

    The last word makes you laugh. He thinks you're a paladin. He moves down the long hallway, and after a moment you can hear fighting and screaming, and see the glow of spells lighting up the walls.

    Looking down at your arm, you can see that it is loose boiled flesh and burnt brown bone. You find however even if you shouldn't be able to you can still move your skeletal looking fingers and can finally let go of the hot melting sword.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:04 No.6262197
    Break the bonds with sheer manlyness!
    Failing that, use our own blood (plenty of it laying around right?) as lubricant to slip out of the bonds.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)23:05 No.6262202
    >>6262142
    Fuck yeah! At least we're still kickin'. Call out to that sun god and say his help would be really nice right now.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:06 No.6262228
    move your baked arm around in its restraints until enough flash comes off that you can free that arm and remove your other bonds
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:06 No.6262231
    >>6262142
    Can we wake the children? Asking them where or what his phylactery is would be a big help right now. Else I suggest we gather up enough strength to toss our sword at the crystal at the top of the room.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)23:07 No.6262235
    >>6262197
    And this too.
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)23:11 No.6262279
    >>6262202
    >>6262197
    Breaking the bonds even with your good arm seems impossible. If you had a free arm and your hammer you might be able to pull it off.

    You do cry out for help from "the sun god". But the lich knew more about the rune you carved into yourself then you did, you do not even know the gods name. It seems he has helped you by proxy and that is the only reason you are still breathing, but your yell does little but echo through the halls.

    You do look down at your mauled arm, and using the blood and wet smushy flesh, nearly making yourself throw up, you actually pull your arm free. Your arm does not hurt, you can move it, but you literally feel nothing in it any more. Looking at your hand after you've pulled your hand from the bonds makes you realize something.

    It shouldn't be able to move at all. The muscles are missing in places, and a couple of your fingers are nothing but bones. Looking at your elbow you realize the arm is barely attached below it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:14 No.6262314
    >>6262279
    dont look the gift horse in the mouth, grab our hammer or closest available substitute and break out of the bonds.
    Looks like our little out of body experience has made us deathless?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:14 No.6262316
    >>6262279
    Can we use the rune in any way besides it passively making our arm invincible? Y'know, shoot rune energy, or extend the rune over our body and break the fuck out?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:14 No.6262321
    >>6262316
    isnt the rune on the arm thats still fleshy?
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)23:15 No.6262339
    >>6262279
    God-dammit Sunny! And we're turning undead too. Shit. Free the other arm, drink what potions would help at this point, and gather our shit. Time to fuck him up.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)23:16 No.6262354
    >>6262321
    No it's the burnt one. It and the sword saved us, kinda.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:17 No.6262364
    >>6262321
    >It seems the sword and the rune on the same arm are keeping it at bay, from destroying you totally.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:18 No.6262367
    >>6262354
    well if we dont have the rune on us anymore, i think we need to recarve it either into the bone on that arm, or again on flesh, dam thing is useful as fuck.
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)23:18 No.6262369
    >>6262316
    >>6262314
    >>6262231
    You yell at the child next to you, but he seems to be in the same state of trance they were when they left the village. You can still feel pain and you're still bleeding, you sure as hell don't feel immortal.

    Your hammer is still across the room where you threw it at the lich, the molten sword is just right next to you on the floor. You reach for it simply to try and pick it up and much to your dismay the skeletal melted arm falls right off and slaps wetly to the floor.

    You notice however, your skeletal fingers are ...still moving.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)23:18 No.6262374
    >>6262367
    I agree.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:19 No.6262390
    well fuck, look around for any levers or buttons or what have you that might work, failing that somthing that we can smash to fuck things up, like the glowing crystal, or drag our hammer back over to us.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/13/09(Tue)23:19 No.6262391
    >>6262369
    Loudly state. "ew". And let it do its job, also take inspiration that you are SO close to your goal! The children are right there and the lich just a few minutes away from a smack down.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:20 No.6262406
    >"You offered the elven sun god of light and protection... flesh, blood, and pain... yet you're still being protected? What madness is this?"

    i don't think we should re-carve the rune now that we know its a bad thing.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)23:21 No.6262410
    >>6262369
    WHAT. Uh, try moving the melted arm. It may not be connected, but MAGIC might still allow us to move it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:21 No.6262417
    >>6262369
    Tell that arm to hustle over to our pack and get them potions, then have it nab the sword and hide it near us; when the lich comes back STAB HIM, HARD.
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)23:26 No.6262463
    >>6262410
    >>6262391
    >>6262406
    >>6262367
    Your molten hand and the forearm attached drag itself across the floor. You command it fully, and it takes a moment to get the hang of it. You manage to get to your trusty hammer and move through the leather loop at the end, so you can drag it by the wrist. Soon it is sitting in your lap. It cannot hover and the "magic" seems to be about it just working at all now.

    It's strange watching your new removable appendage break free your other arm and then working together with it free your legs.

    You take the arrow from your shoulder that you never got a chance to, and then chug your last two potions.

    The bleeding has stopped from your wounds yet you still feel the pain and tiredness from gaining them.

    You think that rune is very "handy", but are unsure if it is a good are bad idea to do it over again.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:28 No.6262491
    free one of the children and get them off the slab at least, buy some time if the lich comes back to redo the ritual, then move to find the fucker and break his skull in, bone hand in meaty hand to be thrown as a distraction at his face that can still claw at him while we get a hammer swing ready.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:29 No.6262495
    >>6262463
    CARVE THE RUNE ONTO THE LICH, LETS SEE HOW HE LIKES THE WRATH OF AN ANGRY ELF SUN GOD.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:32 No.6262539
    lolpun

    also i thinm the lich should be back by now so have your arm hide along the wall to the tunnel the lich dissapeared to and prepare to ambush

    then pick up your hammer and proceed to continue epic combat
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/13/09(Tue)23:33 No.6262553
    >>6262539
    YESSSSSSSS. Arm ambush! Use it to hold one of the liches arms back while you crush his skull!
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/13/09(Tue)23:34 No.6262570
    >>6262539
    >>6262553
    This. What do we have to lose?
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)23:35 No.6262575
    >>6262491
    >>6262495
    You think about what might happened if you carved the rune into the litch, but become distracted as you and your arm buddy free the child closest to you, he does not wake, but you move him off the slab onto the floor.

    You are startled as you suddenly hear a massive thud and fighting in the hallway, no longer outside, a booming heroic voice sounds out.

    "I knew my prayers meant something worthless undead! Follow the fire and a hero will d--"

    You hear what sounds like the lich casting his lightning spell and that same heroic voice screaming in pain.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:35 No.6262579
    chapter 3 isn't loading :(
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:35 No.6262584
    >>6262553
    >>6262539
    Better yet; get the arm to steal the ritual dagger he plans to use on us, and use it on him.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:36 No.6262592
    >>6262463
    "handy"

    I lol'd.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/13/09(Tue)23:39 No.6262635
    >>6262575
    OH SHI- TIME TO KICK ASS AND SAVE PALADINS. Move and shoot! If you can't do that just move! Help the paladin!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:40 No.6262638
    lets go fuck some lich up and show the heroes how its done, not with bravado and speeches, but quick, honest, RAGE
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:42 No.6262670
    >>6262539
    this
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:44 No.6262688
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    Tower falls!
    [AdviceKing.jpg]
    Everything dies!


    If this hero-type is still alive, (listen) go and help. If not, attempt to figure out what was going on. (stealthily.)
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)23:45 No.6262700
    >>6262638
    >>6262635
    >>6262584
    You're all ready planning ahead of a great many things as you scoop up your hammer and place it on your belt, next grabbing your crossbow that is laying in the middle of this ritual chamber.

    As soon as you look down the hallway, you see the lich with his back to you, a pile of golden melted armor filled with a burning skeleton clatter to the ground in front of him. The lich looks tired, wounded and annoyed.

    "I KNEW on the ONE NIGHT I needed everything to go as planned fools would show up."

    You can see beyond the dead paladin that the door has been destroyed totally. The undead outside lay either broken by the paladin and the men he was leading, or useless corpses now that the door no longer guides them.

    The lich turns to see you and his eyes open wide as if he's startled. Then startling you both, you hear a long, ferocious howl.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:46 No.6262712
    looks like our wolf bitch might be back, hopefully she;s on our side, in the meantime.. handy ambush and crossbows and ruining the liches shit!
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/13/09(Tue)23:49 No.6262746
    >>6262700
    MOVE AND SHOOT. We don't want to be in the werewolfs way. Hopefully the lich has been weakened enough to not be able to control her.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:49 No.6262750
    GOD FUCKING DAMN
    BOUT TIME THAT USELESS BITCH SHOWED UP
    have your arm run back and pick up the sword and for the moment hope she will help you and just unload into the lich
    >> Firstquest 10/13/09(Tue)23:55 No.6262810
    >>6262712
    Your hand sits ready out of sight holding the sword as best it can, it will be hard, but it might be able to stab someone in the lower part of their body. You really do hope the wolf girl is not under his control, or just on his side from the start.

    You find out in a matter of moments as you hear something crash above you. You look up and see her shadowy form in the opening high above near the suspended green crystal, she tears it free easily and then slams down into the middle of the ritual chamber holding it between one claw.

    The Lich looks like he's seen a ghost. Terrified of her holding that head sized gem. Skeletal wings explode from his back and he flys past you down the hall to tackle her away from it. The speed was blinding and it was as if he payed you no mind. Much to his misfortune however, your unseen hand is well played. And it manages to catch his wing with the sword as he blows past, sending him into a spiral. He crashes messily into the were-woman without being able to cast a spell or draw his dagger.

    A large winged undead and the werewolf are wrestling around the room, and the gem is just sitting there. You feel a little ignored.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:57 No.6262849
    >>6262810
    SMASH GEM WITH SHIT SMASHER

    SAVE THE DAY

    GET WERE GIRL

    BECOME LICH WERE PALADIN

    SHIT WILL BE SO DEATH WISH

    (only the first suggestion is serious, btw, second if possible)
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/13/09(Tue)23:57 No.6262851
    >>6262810
    1: Pick up gem
    2: Stop being ignored
    3: Calmly state. "I am Charles Bronson.... And I have a death wish" Finish this statement by destroying the gem, smashing it into the ground.
    4:????
    5: PROFIT!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:58 No.6262854
    >>6262810
    smash the fuck outta the gem, ruin its shit, then take the shit ruiner to the lich.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)23:58 No.6262860
    smash the fuck outa that gem with our hammer!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:02 No.6262915
    >>6262860
    >>6262854
    hivemind?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:02 No.6262921
    >>6262915
    DEATH WISH MIND
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:03 No.6262937
    Steal the gem, use the struggle between the other two as cover
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)00:06 No.6262970
    >>6262849
    >>6262851
    >>6262854
    >>6262860
    You calmly limp up to the gem and pull out the Shit Breaker the day saver and hold it high above your head. The Lich is blasting the were wolf woman with some fire spell and she slams into the wall knocking a couple of the children off their pedestals.

    He looks up at you just in time for you to tell him.

    ""I am Charles Bronson.... And I have a death wish"

    Then you bring the hammer down on the gem, at first it seems to have done nothing. Then it cracks, you raise the hammer once more, as he turns to charge a spell to throw at you, you bring it down once more and the room fills with a violent green light.

    You once more hear the voices rising as one, but this time, they are not in pain, but some sort of singing victory cry. You see white shapes tearing through the crumbling gem. Nearly a hundred of them, rising and yelling twisting in the air.

    The Lich's hands fizz out and he he seems to move sluggishly as he stands and begins to run at you.

    Your hammer is glowing white hot, as the freed souls seem to swirl around you and it. The rune you etched into the front of Shit Retrebutionizer is shining as if you actually were some kinda of uppity paladin.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:07 No.6262971
    ffff- Hurry up man! I'm getting antsy and need to shoot zombies on L4D.
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 10/14/09(Wed)00:08 No.6262983
    >>6262970
    A WINNER IS YOU
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:09 No.6262998
    smash that lichs skull in and grind his boney self to dust with your hammer of shit smiting!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:09 No.6263002
    break that fuckers skull in

    also have skelehand help the werewolf back up
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:14 No.6263051
    >>6262970
    Knock the lich to the ground, call your bone arm over and tell it to make the hardest fist it can muster up, place it at the lich's throat; the lich will most certainly reach up to grab the bone arm, allow it to do so, then step on it. This secures the bone arm in place, raise the "Shit Retrebutionizer" above your head and NAIL THE BONE ARM INTO THIS FUCKER LIKE NO TOMORROW.
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)00:14 No.6263056
    >>6262998
    >>6263002
    For the first time you feel as if you could take on ten of these sissy undead with a hand behind your back, or across the room in this case.

    You pull back your arm and feel like you have to wait ages for his scrawny ass to get close enough for you to swing the Shit Ruiner at his face. It smashes with the most beautiful sound you've heard in days. He does not get to curse you, or threaten to hunt you to your last days, he does not let get to scream "NOOO".

    His only option is to become ash at your feet after a white hot burst of sunlight fills the room.

    All that power seems to fade as quickly as it came and you fall to your knees.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:16 No.6263078
    >>6263056
    Feint.

    Later, give hot dickings to barely-legal peasants, and were-wolf girls.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:16 No.6263086
    >>6263056
    well we're outta potions, so its time to look to the werewolf and while propping ourselves up on the meaty hand, have the skeleton one motion her over and hope she's really on our side.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:18 No.6263103
    >>6263056
    STAY AWAKE FOR NOW. WEREWOLF. It is still a hungry animal just a room away from nubile food. Save children first, get back to town. AND THEN SLEEP.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:18 No.6263104
    >>6263056
    It seems we might as well be an official paladin now... to an elf god. We might want to research the god when we get the chance.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:19 No.6263126
    >>6263104
    Fuck that. I say set up a shrine in our little town and go back to being a smith. Try and make some deals with the elvish god so you can enchant weapons with his runes properly.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:20 No.6263141
    >>6263126
    This.

    The elf god grants sexual protection. No AIDS here.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:24 No.6263189
    >>6263056
    IN THIS ORDER
    1)Make sure werewolf isn't going to go berserk
    2)Escort children back to town (with werewolf if she/it's sane enough now)
    3)Sleep
    4)Explore tower. There are potentially more badguys, more things to rescue, and our death wish HAS NOT BEEN FULFILLED

    (also, awesome quest)
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)00:24 No.6263195
    >>6263078
    You do the best thing you can think of after a day like that and pass out.

    >>6263086
    As you close your eyes you see the Wolf-girl stirring, and seeing her teeth you really hope after all the work, you're not going to end up dinner. You can also hear a couple of children scream.

    Waking up is a chore. The sky is spitting rain, but oddly it's still sunny out. You look up to feel the cold cleansing sprinkle as a the sun manages somehow to keep the dark clouds from covering it. You feel a strong sense of accomplishment to say the least. Your still twitching and moving removed arm is sitting next to you on the wet grass in the courtyard.

    You sit up to see the nude were wolf girl sitting a few feet away. She looks at you as if curious, but smirks, saying nothing. Looking around further you see a small camp fire and the children sitting around it. Finally she speaks.

    "That patrol your fire brought let me go. I managed to lie and tell them you were mad and I was not a werewolf. I'm glad I didn't just run, but came back once I felt the door had been destroyed... thanks for that. Um.. the patrol sent a man back to bring reinforcements so.. in a few hours they should be here." She looks at you as if wondering what you might say.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:26 No.6263224
    >>6263195
    Well. I never did fulfill that deathwish. But I guess thats alright. How are the kids faring?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:26 No.6263229
    >>6263195
    Look around at the children, then her, then simply.
    "we need to get you some clothes, and bandage the childrens feet, then get me a strong drink so i can explain this to the gaurd."
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)00:32 No.6263317
    ( I'll be afk for a few, the excitement for now is over but I promise a rewarding Epilogue to this chapter to the Blacksmiths story with your help and a vote if you want this to be the char for the next quest I run or a new setting etc. Girlfriend needs attention for a bit. )
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:32 No.6263326
    >>6263195
    Find some shards of the gem, encrust shit wrecker with it
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:35 No.6263361
    bandage the kids, cloth the were girl, and try to burn down the tower.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:36 No.6263366
    >>6263317
    CONTINUE WITH BLACKSMITH AND WOLF GIRL

    He's a blacksmith who doesn't take shit from no lich, she's the werewolf who tried to eat him: TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:38 No.6263408
    >>6263366
    THIS.

    Also, next "quest" as this guy.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:39 No.6263418
    >>6263317
    I say continue with blacksmith. And whoever said werewolf was our girlfriend? I'm pretty sure she can go get stuffed and get out of our hometown! We have a shop to run.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:41 No.6263437
    >>6263418
    werewolf girl will be very useful, and never mind the gratitude and all, besides, there is no town left anymore remember? all the adults are dead but us and wolfgirl, the children are all orphans now, so somebody is going to have to either step up and refound the town with what we have, or help make sure all the kids find good homes.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:42 No.6263439
    >>6263418
    I think he means he's afk because the quest runners girlfriend needs attention.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:42 No.6263444
    >>6263408 here.

    >>6263418
    Fuck you, she's our girlfriend now.
    What's with people being retards these days, you don't do quests so you can do other quests better. You do quests so you can treat your family to a better life.

    Or get family, as the case may be.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:47 No.6263493
    >>6263444
    Remember. We were shit scared of her to begin with and that hasn't changed much. Heck we didn't even want in on the adventuring business, but we did it to save family. These kids are all we have left and we are gonna help them find homes. And re-instate the village.
    >>6263439
    Ahhhh.
    >>6263437
    Okay, yes she can be useful now and we need to find homes for kids.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:48 No.6263503
    im suddenly seeing our blacksmith of awesome and the wolfgirl as some oddly perfect matchup ala carrot and angua.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:48 No.6263513
    >>6263493
    >>6263444
    >>6263437
    >>6263418
    >>6263361
    >>6263229
    What the hell is the wolf girls name anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:50 No.6263526
    >>6263513
    Wolf Girl.

    Fuck, I dunno. But she's our ho' now.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:52 No.6263560
    >>6263513
    SEE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:53 No.6263579
    >>6263560
    FUCK YOU, MY SON WENT TO HOMECOMING WITH SOMEONE HE HAD NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)00:54 No.6263584
    >>6263579
    What. Seriously? How did he even y'know ask her on a date? This confuses me.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 10/14/09(Wed)00:55 No.6263601
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    >>6263526

    >But she's our ho' now.

    CAUSE I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH.

    I'LL SMACK YOU WIT' YO' OWN PIMP.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)00:58 No.6263628
    >>6263584
    It's one of his friend's ex girlfriends. She wanted to go, but wasn't a Freshman yet, and neither was my sons friend, so he took her as a favor.

    Yea, I was confused too.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:06 No.6263732
    I think we should ask her if she has a name. If not, we could name her.
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)01:08 No.6263764
    ( I am back, and I see people want Mr.Bronson to be on the next quest. It's up to you all to decide if his taste of adventure makes him seek it out, or to casually deal with the ruined town.)

    You look the wolf girl over, and her jittery unbalanced nature seems gone, her voice seems a little growly for such a pretty girl, but other then that and being distractingly nude she looks perfectly normal. She smirks as she notices you staring and covers herself somewhat with her long hair and hands.

    "Thank you for all you've done." She says as you push yourself up with your good hand. You look away and toward the children, remembering their feet. You've changed much, as you were never a "bad" man, but you never went out of your way to think of others first.

    You pull off your backpack with its bandages, foodstuff, and sleeping roll in it, and toss it to the children. They fall on it like wolves on prey.

    They seem in awe of you, but freaked out by your magical arm.

    "It's been a long few days. You need some clothing... and I need a drink. "

    She rolls her eyes when it comes to "needing clothing".

    "I've been a werewolf all my life. I'm grateful that you freed me from his control, but don't think I'm just going to start wearing dresses and taking tea. "
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:11 No.6263802
    >>6263764
    Good End
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:13 No.6263825
    >>6263764
    "I don't expect you to, but I doubt you walking around nude wouldn't raise some red flags with the guard. Would you at least settle for some robes for the time being?"
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/14/09(Wed)01:13 No.6263828
    >>6263764
    Well could you wear something for my sake? I mean I know you are used to stiffs but you are gonna see a whole new kind of stiff if you don't put some clothes on. (DO EET. DO EEEEEEET)
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:14 No.6263848
    >>6263825
    >>6263802
    Agreed.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:16 No.6263871
    also ask weregirls name
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:17 No.6263875
    >>6263871
    and formally introduce yourself
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:17 No.6263887
    >>6263764
    >>6263825
    "Also, what's your name?"
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)01:21 No.6263929
    >>6263732
    " Do you have a name?" You ask her, and she starts to stand, she looks over her shoulder as if she hears something you don't.

    "Hmm." She pauses to look you over. "Not a human one you could pronounce. The only person I ever spoke to was my brother. Between my rages at night, and the mind twisting... I think I'll need to learn who I am."

    She walks up slowly, and more then a little weirdly she licks your forehead. You are more then a little confused at first by the gesture.

    "I'm ..." She grins at you before stepping away, and pointing in the direction of hooves you can finally hear in the distance.

    "I know who you are. I'll see you around Mr.Deathwish." And before you can utter anything her naked form is vanished in the tree line outside the gate.

    ( Thats all I'm writing story-wise tonight, but I'm sticking around in this thread. Anything you want taken from the temple or done, or questions/suggestions on what his next moves will be pertaining to the town etc will be put into account for the start of the next adventure. )
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:24 No.6263967
    "I'll see you around Mr.Deathwish."

    awesome

    i think we should hide our undead arm, get the kids ready, and get ready to explain this
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:24 No.6263979
    fuck yea Mr. Deathwish!
    But in seriousness, time to get the children cared for and explain just what the hell happened, stash our bone arm in our pack since it would just creep the fuck outta the reinforcements.
    The day is saved, now to rebuild, luckily, thats what blacksmiths do.
    We remake things.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:25 No.6263989
    >>6263929
    What all do you have with you?

    Enshrine the melted sword in the town, and try to start up a church.
    Speaking of which, start rebuilding the town. Get the kids to help. Hell, some of them are even "of age," so we've even got some adults.

    Learn more about Mr. Sunshiney Elf Faggot-God.

    Resume being Blacksmith, everwaiting for Mrs. Werewolf to return.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:26 No.6264001
    I think we should make a metal gauntlet/brace or something of the sort, so we can use our arm, but still be able to detach it for usefullnessnessness
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:26 No.6264002
    we have loot, we have an ungodly amount of loot just sitting in that lich tower.
    I say we rest up, get the children cared for, then take some guards and hit that tower up, split the loot between us and the towns that contribute manpower, then build round the tower and make it the new village hall, to celebrate our triumph!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:29 No.6264035
    Yes, looting the lich tower is a good idea, also retrieve the shattered crystal, who knows what magic goodness it might hold
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:29 No.6264042
    was a good run guys, im going to bed, hope this archived properly on suptg, and we get a good epilogue.
    Night all
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)01:30 No.6264060
    >>6263989
    >>6264001
    >>6264002
    All doable. I honestly think I am going to pull a "months" if not a "year" later kind of deal.

    I'm thinking months. The tower could be turned into a shine and your shop could be rebuilt there. New families have moved into the town and the kids who've survived and are old enough take their parents roles and homes. And yes hiding the skeleton arm might be a good idea, but how is up to you guys.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:30 No.6264065
    >>6263929
    Lets loot the fuck out of that temple, the weapons and armor laying around from the undead bodies can either be repaired or melted down into spare metal, which can be turned into new weapons and armor, which can be SOLD. Also, lets get working on some automail-esque device that will allow us to re-attach bone arm to our body and allow it to separate at a moments notice.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:35 No.6264110
    >>6264060
    I'm liking the detachable gauntlet that allows us to use it as an arm, or take it off for portability, would that work?

    Also, tower as shop sounds like a bad idea. Just get people to help you rebuild your building (but even bigger and better). It's not like you didn't earn their help.

    Also, FIND WEREGIRL, eventually.
    >> Firstquest 10/14/09(Wed)01:36 No.6264123
    Yep don't worry, all the Tower's goodies will be yours.
    Also as this adventure taught him a lot, his fighting prowess will be much better in the next one, no doubt having been training with arms.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)01:37 No.6264150
    Firstquest = Diehard in a fantasy setting
    >> Generic Role Player 10/14/09(Wed)01:38 No.6264153
    Oh fuck!!! I missed it!!! Well I'll be here next time, Charles Bronson, lol.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)03:35 No.6265343
    I missed it.

    I missed it all . . .



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