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    47 KB Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)21:56 No.6220106  
    Continued from:
    >>6218941

    You decide it's enough time waiting. Making a trail behind you to guard your lair, you venture forward into the darkness of the sewers, to try and locate the gestating Schmahkah. The entire landscape is a distant memory, it's been so long. That's when you hear it, a proud, clear - masculine? - voice resonating in your mind, its thoughts as powerful as your own.

    "Father. Or should I call you mother? Gender is such an interesting thing, isn't it."

    Something skitters through the shadows.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)21:58 No.6220131
    >>6220106
    It found us. Play safe. Request it keeps some distance. Let's be civil about this son.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/10/09(Sat)21:58 No.6220134
    SATURATE THE AREA WITH WEBBING
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)21:58 No.6220137
    We are the Patriarch, tell him that we, the Patriarch, have come to remove him, the Traitor, and restore order to our species.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/10/09(Sat)21:59 No.6220141
    Or, you know, draw him back to the webs we've already set up. WHATEVER
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:00 No.6220151
    >>6220141
    A combination. Shoot some webbing, he'll have to move back or stay there, either way he's surrounded by webbing and is forced to dodge a four feet spear repeatedly flung at him.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:00 No.6220157
    Shit. Either the bastard is near us, or he's strong enough to telepathically detect and speak to us from far away.

    Either is a bad thing.

    Also, skittering implies he has legs, too.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:00 No.6220159
    WEBS UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:00 No.6220164
    Now you listen and you listen good. I'm top dog here. I came to this sewer from the drain. I tamed the mighty sewer rat and endured the dreadful chemical spill. I survived the cat, and it was only through my gift of intelligence that you were able to defeat it at all. THIS IS MY SEWER, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU TAKE IT FROM ME!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:00 No.6220173
    How long would it take to retreat to the web-fortress?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:01 No.6220175
    >>6220141
    >>6220134

    Yes, yes, we need to use the webbing to our advantage.

    Keep him off guard with conversation. Sounds like he has an ego, use flattery against him.

    Also, harpoon to outrange. Range is the most important part of combat.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:01 No.6220176
    >>6220106
    "I see you managed to finish gestating then. Why did you kill Runt and Crook?"
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:01 No.6220177
    Try to stun him with a loud telepathic shout (SON - I AM DISAPPOINT!), then saturate the area with webbing.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:01 No.6220180
    He could have been making sure we, the original, didn't die when all the little ones got hungry and nomnomed us.

    Maybe he was looking out for us because he knew we were important.

    Maybe he plans to kill us though, only time will tell.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/10/09(Sat)22:01 No.6220184
    >>6220176
    Shut up already about those fucking rats.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:01 No.6220185
    >>6220157

    It doesn't have to mean that, it might just mean he has some minions with legs.

    Creating a larger webbed area wouldn't hurt, it'd be nice to have a big network of death trap/lair
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:02 No.6220187
    Sidenote:
    Dont use the harpoon until the perfect moment. If he doesnt know we have it, he wont know to avoid it. We must wait for the opportunity to strike.

    For the meantime, use mandibles and shit until he does his BBEG speech while standing in front of us a few feet away. THEN SPEAR THE CUNT.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:02 No.6220189
    >>6220106
    FUCK YOU, SON
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:02 No.6220190
    >>6220175
    how do we know he doesn't have a harpoon as well? He ate nearly the same as us. He probably wasn't exposed to the chemicals though.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:02 No.6220192
    >>6220177
    Yes, we shout SON, I AM DISSAPOINT, and harpon him. Through the testicles. And just dare him to doubt our manhood again.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:02 No.6220196
    >>6220187
    He probably knows we have it, if our traitor children got to him. They saw us use it.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/10/09(Sat)22:02 No.6220198
    >>6220187
    PERFECT

    SURPRISE ATTACK
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:03 No.6220203
    >>6220164
    Let's make sure he's not 10 feet tall and covered with inch-thick chitin before we get too aggressive.
    What's our tactical situation?
    How far to retreat to web fort?
    Are the sounds coming from the front, behind (blocking our web fort).
    Are we exposed, or may we assume it was only a psychic detection and we haven't been spotted?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:03 No.6220205
    >>6220187
    Oh yes, the element of suprise is our most useful tool, can't believe I forgot that.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:05 No.6220226
    >>6220203
    He's next to us, with legs, presumably in front or he'd be trapped in webs. Remember, we've been webbing the whole passageway.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:05 No.6220227
    >>6220203
    >>6220198
    good points and stuff.

    Either way, more web, stay in shadows, wait for right time to attack, etc.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:05 No.6220230
    A shape darts through the shadows. Well, at least it's smaller than a cat - barely. You spray your webbing at it, also giving the area around you a dosage of web.
    "Son, I am disappointed."
    "Oh! So you're aware of gender as well then... Interesting. You're smarter than you look. Yet at the same time, you're dumber, having left the one place where you had an advantage. You're quite interesting - but then again, my guess is that you haven't eaten anything I have already eaten. So, eating you would be pointless... How would you like the honour carrying my young? All I request is that you acknowledge me not as something that you created - but something that you obey."
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:05 No.6220235
    Aside from surprise attacks, the most important thing we need to do first is locate the bastard and see what he has evolved into. Im imagining a chitin-covered slug with ginger cat hair sprouting sporadically from between plates. Probably a set of mandibles, but not neccessarily legs, as it took us a while to get those and he has only had the chance to gestate once.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:06 No.6220236
    >>6220226
    We only left an 'alarm' wire in case the fort got raided.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/10/09(Sat)22:06 No.6220238
    >>6220230
    Agree, THEN HARPOON HIS FUCKING HEAD
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:06 No.6220248
    >>6220230
    Fuck that

    FACE ME, WORM

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:06 No.6220249
    >>6220230

    Agree to mate. Spear him in the face after receiving eggs. Destroy traitorous offspring. Wait for new eggs to hatch before evolving.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:07 No.6220251
    >>6220230
    "The Traitor does not command the Patriarch, now die faggot!"

    Or something to that effect.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:08 No.6220264
    >>6220230
    My independent spirit is screaming "okay let's make some babies" and then shoot him in the fucking eye.
    My survival instinct is screaming. "okay let's make some babies". But I guess that isn't very fun.
    >> Phai !!FMaqKZb6MY8 10/10/09(Sat)22:08 No.6220266
    mate with then kill him with venom to the face black widow style

    we will need the eggs if we are to start over
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:08 No.6220273
    We appear to be split.
    - Deny, mortal combat.
    - Accept, kill him when he reveals himself.
    - Accept, kill him once you carry impregnated eggs.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:08 No.6220274
    >>6220264
    Well on the other hand, we're both men (now), so... No, we don't mate.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:08 No.6220277
    >>6220266
    This faggot is inferior to us. We shall not allow his bloodline to continue.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:09 No.6220287
    >>6220277

    He's the most successful of our offspring and he has cat DNA. Imagine how powerful our offspring will be.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:09 No.6220288
    Now there's a problem with the "trick him" idea, which is that he might be powerful enough to read our intentions (if not our thoughts), just as we can read others' emotions.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:09 No.6220291
    >>6220230
    what size are we incomparsion to the cat? And remember: he might have a harpoon to. And he thinks he's better then us. Smarter then us. If we can, try and lure him out by agreeing to his terms. Can he detect lies with his mind? If not, harpoon the fucker when he comes out, at point blank range if we can. If he has really thick chitin, aim for the eyes.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:09 No.6220292
    >>6220277
    I agree with this. We DON'T want his traitorous blood.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:09 No.6220293
    >>6220273
    Cryptic statement that sounds like acceptance, when he's in front of us we spear him in the head.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:09 No.6220294
    >>6220249
    >>6220238
    Assuming mating involves close physical contact and puts him off guard, not a bad idea.

    Just make sure to get him before he gets us.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:10 No.6220306
    >>6220291
    We're ten inches, he's smaller than a cat.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:10 No.6220309
    >>6220287
    Our offspring would be too powerful. We must never again allow our children to rival us.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:10 No.6220311
    >>6220273

    Accept, harpoon when he reveals himself. Certainly dont let him impregnate us, if he gets close enough to do that then he is close enough to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:11 No.6220314
    >>6220273
    b)- Accept, kill him when he reveals himself.
    At least till he comes out of the shadows.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:12 No.6220330
    >>6220309

    Interesting point. We could always mate with one of our other offspring before purging their traitorous influence from our sewers.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:12 No.6220335
    It looks like we all agree to at least draw him out of the shadows first.

    and kill him last, as well.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:12 No.6220336
    >>6220291
    We're 10 inches long.
    I've seen cat tails bigger than that.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:13 No.6220345
    You're ten inches long and about four inches in height.

    He is fourteen and ten respectively.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:13 No.6220347
    >>6220330
    Or we wait until one has a definable female gender. But first, we must kill the Traitor.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:13 No.6220352
    fuck our offspring are troublesome.

    Just bait and harpoon the fucker.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:14 No.6220359
    >>6220345

    A fair fight is out of the question then. I stick by my plan of agreeing to mate and killing him at the moment he least expects it.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:15 No.6220372
    How come nobody wants to just take it in the butt?
    Maybe we can strike at a better time in the future (another gestation)?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:15 No.6220376
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    Shitscribbler here, decided to rethink what our sluggy overlord looked like.

    Sorry this is pretty late, not that anyone cares.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:15 No.6220377
    >>6220345

    Well, if he is 14 inches long, he can be up to 3 feet away and still have our harpoon go all the way through him. Lure him out, spear the bastard.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:16 No.6220380
    Maybe a bluff: "I've turned my other offspring against you, you know. You can't go back."
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:16 No.6220381
    >>6220359
    This seems like the most likely/agreed upon route.

    We're not even sure if our species can mate yet, so I'd say kill him at the earliest opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:17 No.6220395
    >>6220376
    Okay, that is ridiculously awesome. Like, hell awesome.

    I hope the big thing is us, and not what we're up against...
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:18 No.6220398
    >>6220359
    Very well.

    However, we only get one real shot at it then. Be ready to dive for the water if we have to.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:18 No.6220400
    >>6220345
    damn, a full four inches bigger. Our only hope here really is treachery. He might very well be able to detect lies to. I say try and kill him and then eat him.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:18 No.6220401
    >>6220395

    I think its what we are up against.

    In any case, its 3.20am here, im just waiting for Bio to drop the description of our bastard offspring so i can go to bed.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:19 No.6220410
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    "... Very well, son."
    "Very well, -mother-. I trust you to be honourable in this agreement..."
    Schmahkah stalks out of the shadows, towards you. The sight is pretty fucking crazy. The body is like that of a lean greyhound, except completely white and completely covered in sinew and muscle. Instead of the legs ending in paws, Schmahkah appears to be balancing on spike-like appendages that penetrated surfaces with ease . These lethal-looking claws are also stained in blood. Its mouth is massive on its rat-like head and absolutely filled with bristling, lethal teeth that make your mandibles look pitiful. Four cruel yellow eyes sit on either side of the rat-like head.
    As soon as you fire the harpoon, the beast narrows its eyes and screams, attempting to leap out of the way. The harpoon slams into the shoulder and the barb is fixed into Schmahkah - allowing you to reel him in, if you please.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:20 No.6220418
    >>6220401
    No, it's us. The title says "second emergence.jpg".
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:20 No.6220420
    Bio, I think were going for the trick then kill method here.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:20 No.6220423
    >>6220273

    Option 3.

    We need to mate again lest our line die once we've devoured our traitorous young. He's clearly a pretty worthy father with good genes, so it's worth taking that at least from him.

    Once he's made his donation, though, work out a way to take him down with minimal risk to ourself. Maybe not immediately, but soon.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:21 No.6220429
    >>6220410

    Fuck reeling him in. Cover the bastard in webbing until he cant move, then repeatedly spear him again and again when he is pinned down. DONT LET THAT THING GET NEAR US HOLYSHIT.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:21 No.6220430
    >>6220410
    Tell him that we're the PATRIARCH, as in man, insult him for being an idiot, kill him quickly.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:21 No.6220431
    >>6220410
    Holy SHIT

    don't reel him in. We DO NOT want to close with this motherfucker.

    Web his ass. Aim for his spike-legs, if we can't pin them down at least cover them in web to dull their stabbing power.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:21 No.6220434
    >>6220410
    We're in for it now!
    Pull son/self together QUICKLY! Inject venom into jugular. Pray.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:21 No.6220435
    >>6220410
    OH GOD WE ONLY GOT IT'S SHOULDER.

    UNHOOK, REEL BACK. READJUST AIM AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, FIRE INTO EYES. DON'T LET IT GET CLOSE. IT HAS KNIVES FOR FEET!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:21 No.6220436
    >>6220410
    Reel him in? Fuck no!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:22 No.6220437
    >>6220410

    ...

    I think we may be fucked.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:22 No.6220441
    >>6220423
    Except that we're both men and we're now killing him.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:22 No.6220442
    >>6220429
    >>6220431

    I agree wholeheartedly. Try to web his eyes, too.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:22 No.6220443
    >>6220429
    This. Spray him with web until he's immobile, then stab him over and over with our spike until he's dead.

    Eat him. Let off a psychic victory scream.
    >> Phai !!FMaqKZb6MY8 10/10/09(Sat)22:23 No.6220451
    i thought we were going to mate first!

    oh fucking well
    say goodbye to the species
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:23 No.6220455
    Also, if that is what eating a cat does to you, we need to get hold of one. Then break into a kennel and eat a rottweiler and a doberman.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:23 No.6220456
    Crap, web him up as best we can and then prepare a second strike, if we need to get in close range we're going to need to inject him with our venom (we got venom right?).
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:23 No.6220459
    >>6220435
    Web him like fuck nuts. Spear until he died a minute ago. Nom nom nom.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:23 No.6220462
    >>6220410
    Hell, where did you get that image? It's wicked.

    >>6220429
    Listen to cloverslug here. USE THE WEB FOR GOD'S SAKE!

    Cover the damn thing with web first. Then we can decide whether to rape or kill it. Or rape-kill it.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:24 No.6220471
    Does our spear even have the capacity to remotely latch/unlatch?
    I assume we're dedicatedly joined unless we amputate or get close.
    Spray web like a fucker.
    Once distracted or bound, rip it's throat out.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:24 No.6220474
    >>6220451
    We can mate with one of our other kiddies, jesus christ.

    one of our other kiddies that is less capable of murdering the shit out of us.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:25 No.6220475
    >>6220451
    We still have others to use, while we are losing one of the best breeding specimens it is by no means the end.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:25 No.6220478
    >>6220451
    Hurp durp, we're both men. Sex does nothing but give us AIDS. If we want new offspring, we need a child who is a woman.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:25 No.6220479
    >>6220462
    >>6220459
    >>6220456
    >>6220443
    >>6220442

    I think everyone is agreeing on the web first tactic.
    >> Peste Noire 10/10/09(Sat)22:25 No.6220480
    Webs!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:25 No.6220482
    Also, biting with paralytic venom if we got that from the spider yet.

    If possible, try to maneuver to a spot where his size works against him.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:26 No.6220492
    >>6220483

    THAT BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:26 No.6220494
    >>6220483
    WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB
    BITE THAT NIGGER
    Then tell him we're a man, and we really don't appreciate being called mother.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:26 No.6220496
    >>6220478

    Hurf durf, far as we know we're still hermaphroditic and just assuming masculine roles for the sake of this BATTLE FOR DOMINANCE.

    Whoever wins makes the other their bitch.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:26 No.6220499
    >>6220492

    Hey ho, post deleted. Did you change your mind about him cutting off our spike?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:26 No.6220502
    >>6220483
    Wait, what muscle?

    Also, did your post explode?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:26 No.6220504
    Tell him we're the patriach and we don't expect shit from no one and that he is the inferior one if he didn't see that trap coming.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:27 No.6220505
    >>6220483
    Turn our ass around, and fire webs. Fire webs like we've never fired webs before. He's in a pounce so he shouldn't be able to dodge effectively, let's gum up his mouth and head.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:27 No.6220506
    >>6220496
    Oh right.
    We're still the man.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:27 No.6220511
    Reel in or not to reel in - it doesn't matter. One of the claws suddenly reaches up - and slices through the muscle. Fuck, it hurts like hell. Almost immediately, you reel the remaining sinew back in. Schmahkah snarls.
    "I gave you my trust and you betrayed it. Oh well - I shall find another mother for my young. I shall simply eat you."
    With one last scream, Schmahkah coils up and attempts to leap at you, his mouth becoming a yawning cavern, a second away from ripping your head off.
    That's when webbing goes flying out of your spinnerets, launched straight for the fucker, smacking straight into his face. Instead of your face, Schmahkah gets a mouthful of web to the back of his throat and immediately begins choking. Instead, the beast slams into you and begins to try and stab at your body with its scything claws.
    How do you respond?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:27 No.6220515
    >>6220483
    Sidestep, drop a shitton of web, latch onto neck/shoulder. Inject venom into neck.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:28 No.6220522
    If we have a second before Bio posts again, I'm going to the web then rape/kill strategy.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:28 No.6220525
    I deleted the post because I read you wanted to web.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:28 No.6220526
    >>6220511

    He can't claw us if we're on his back biting the shit out of him.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:28 No.6220529
    >>6220511

    Jab the fucker in the eyes with our stump of a spike. It may not be pointed, but a blood-covered muscle poking you in the eyes isn't the most fun thing.

    Meanwhile, keep webbing the shit out of him, and bite anything that gets in reach.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:28 No.6220531
    >>6220511
    BITE AND POISON! BITE AND POISON! ALSO WEB! WEB!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:29 No.6220532
    >>6220511
    Try to get in as close to his abdomen as you can, inside the reach of his stabbing claws.

    Keep shitting web all over the place just to gum him up.

    Bite. Bite. Bitebitebitebitebite. Bite until he stops moving.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:29 No.6220534
    >>6220511
    Web down his claws, starting biting him, tell him he's the bitch, we're the man, and his uppity betrayal has failed.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:30 No.6220541
    >>6220532
    No, keep biting. Bite until he stopped moving a minute ago. Can't be to careful.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:30 No.6220544
    >>6220511
    >>6220525
    Thanks Bio, appreciate you being on top of things like that.

    Anyways, our webs are ranged his claws are not. Web him down while creating distance between us, and when he can't move bite off his head?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:30 No.6220545
    >>6220511

    Bite and paralyze/web, if possible. Then once he's paralyzed and no longer a thread, devour him.

    Slowly.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:30 No.6220550
    >>6220511
    If it's right on top of us, I doubt we could push it off us. Claw at it with our rat legs, bite it with our spider jaws. See if we have venom after all!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:30 No.6220552
    >>6220511

    More webs.
    Like, imagine if there was this web, yeah? Then make that web out of more webs.
    A flamethrower of webs if you wi--

    ..Guys, we need to find some way getting a pilot light, for the making of a web-flamethrower, after this.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:31 No.6220559
    >>6220511
    Bite and don't let go until he's immobilized at least. When it's under control, tell him that we are his father before eating.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:31 No.6220567
    I think most of us are agreeing to get inside his reach and bite the shit out of him.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:31 No.6220568
    >>6220410
    OH GOD NIGHTMARE FUEL
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:32 No.6220569
    >>6220511
    Venom directly into the eyes/throat. Go from one eye to the next, then around the throat.
    Assuming he even can reach his face with his bulky body, he'll cut himself up as a bonus.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:32 No.6220572
    >>6220550
    "Slams into us" sounds like Bull Rush to me. Web if possible, stay away from the claws. Climb on his back and bite into the neck when he can't move.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:32 No.6220575
    Say the following:

    "Schmahkah, I AM YOUR FATHER"

    Then when he screams "Noooo!", cut off his hand.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:33 No.6220588
    >>6220575
    No, wait until you've finally got him down, and see the light fading from his eyes, then say "SON...

    I AM DISAPPOINT"
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:33 No.6220592
    Get on his back where he can't get you. Web Trip lines all over the place. BITEBITEBITEBITEBITE.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:34 No.6220599
    >>6220550

    Take a tip from Runt and bite his guts out.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:34 No.6220602
    Important to note is that he has no armored shell like we do.

    If we get on his back, we can bite down on the back of his neck and pump venom into his fucking brain stem.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:34 No.6220613
    >>6220602
    Then we eat him, and take charge of our other offspring.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:35 No.6220617
    Despite his size, you're the heavier of the two - Schmahkah has become a lean killing machine while you have retained your bulk. You force yourself on top of the bastard traitor, webbing down his legs while you attempt to bite the fuck out of him.
    "DO NOT GET FUCKING UPPITY WITH ME. I'LL FEAST ON YOUR CORPSE NOW AND WHEN YOU GO TO SLUL-HUGOTH'S REALM, HE SHALL FEAST ON YOU TOO."
    It's not quite that simple.
    Suddenly, Schmahkah shoots out a stream of burning, acidic vomit from his mouth all over your face and your body - and it burns. Oh, how it burns. While your mandibles are sunk into his neck, one of his claws suddenly shoots up, running through your own shoulder. Then the other claw comes up, at an awkward angle, trying to slam into your skull.
    If it hits, this will most likely be all over.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:35 No.6220622
    >>6220602
    You're right.
    And that hard-to-reach spot on your back is even harder when you have SCYTHES FOR HANDS.
    But what if he (seriously) Does a barrel roll?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:35 No.6220624
    >>6220602
    THIS! Webs or something to paralyze him first, if possible.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:35 No.6220627
    >>6220617

    DUN DUN DUUUUUN
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:35 No.6220630
    >>6220599
    This bastard killed Runt. It's only fitting Runt was the inspiration for his death.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:36 No.6220632
    We should have kept our distance and kept webbing until he was immobile.
    >> Zrach 10/10/09(Sat)22:36 No.6220636
    how can he spit venom if he is choking on web?
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:36 No.6220639
    >>6220632

    We didnt get that much choice in the matter considering he cut off our harpoon then zerg rushed us.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:36 No.6220642
    >>6220617
    oh fuck.

    Do a barrel roll?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:37 No.6220647
    This has turned from I'M A SLUG LOL to some kind of epic oedipal battle for dominance between patriarch and usurping son, featuring mutant monstrosities in the filth-slicked bowels of the earth.

    I fucking love you, /tg/.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:37 No.6220652
    >>6220636

    Because its acidic, it dissolved the web?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:37 No.6220658
    I say back the hell up, out of the way... web a lot more, then when he's immobile go with the gut ripping.

    Runt would have wanted it that way.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:37 No.6220662
    >>6220639
    Well, he was busy gagging.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:37 No.6220664
    >>6220617
    Most important thing is move. Try to web his arm, swing around his neck using our gri-
    That's it! We just jump off and he's going to decapitate himself!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:37 No.6220666
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    Seize a piece of nearby vegetation and poke the shit out of him with it.

    pic related.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:38 No.6220674
    >>6220647

    Dont forget the Rat love interests, and the horrible death and dissection of our closest childhood friend.
    >> Minsc. 10/10/09(Sat)22:38 No.6220681
    >>6220636
    It is acidic. Go for the eyes Slugmon! GO FOR THE EYES!
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:39 No.6220683
    >>6220617

    Jump off, into his blind spot. Web some more.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:39 No.6220691
    >>6220617
    >>6220664
    If the angle is right, I do say we use spiderlegs to jump, or web to anchor a far point and swing away so he can off himself.

    If not, our mandibles are in his neck so I'm assuming if we bite deep enough into whatever passes for a spine he'll go limp.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:39 No.6220692
    >>6220647
    ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NOW

    anyway, battleplan:

    dodge the claw, somehow?

    then bite him on the mouth.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:39 No.6220697
    Disengage, find better ground, see if venom will finish.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:40 No.6220699
    Genetically speaking, he is superior. It is only right we absorb his spunk and shit out a new generation of stronger offspring.
    Begin swaying our hindquarters seductively while dilating our orifices for him.
    NO HOMO
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:40 No.6220700
    >>6220683
    No web, we just jump off and his attempt to stab us in the head stabs HIM in the neck, because we're biting there.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:40 No.6220701
    Move closer to where we stabbed him with our tongue-barb. He'll be weaker/more sensitive there.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:40 No.6220706
    >>6220691
    This is a good plan.

    Shoot web STRAIGHT UP, pull ourselves onto the ceiling, hope his blade goes into his own neck.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:41 No.6220712
    >>6220691

    That spiderlimb thing just reminded me: Cant we walk on ceilings and shit? Can he do that?

    If not, climb up there and just web the bastard.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:41 No.6220714
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    Son I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:41 No.6220718
    >>6220699
    Damnit, I will turn this slug around if you do not stop trying to turn this into your gay incest rape fantasies!
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:42 No.6220735
    >>6220714

    lol it looks like a tyranid.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:42 No.6220736
    Fire the sinew at him! Even without the dart, at close range, it should be like a punch in the face.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:42 No.6220739
    I, too, agree with going up.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:42 No.6220740
    >>6220732
    You wrote the same word twice.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:42 No.6220741
    >>6220706
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:42 No.6220744
    >>6220691
    >>6220700
    What these people said!

    If we're already injured, jump and let him kill himself!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:43 No.6220752
    Going up makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:43 No.6220764
    >>6220744

    And even if he doesn't, once we've dodge that brain-stabbing blow we can drop down and bodyslam him from above.

    Then RIP AND TEAR.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:43 No.6220767
    >>6220744
    Add a bodyslam (pointy claws first) for good measure.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:43 No.6220768
    BITE HIS FUCKING NECK, HARD! WE HAVE MORE MUSCLE MASS THAN HIM! PIN HIS ARMS DOWN. KEEP BITING
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:44 No.6220776
    >>6220758
    Web that fucker from behind. Trip up his legs and make him WORK to get away. The exhaustion should exacerbate his wounds and make it easier to wear him down for a coup de grace.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:44 No.6220778
    >>6220758

    YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE BITCH.

    HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SHOT WEB? 5? 6? WELL, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?

    tl;dr - shot web.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:44 No.6220779
    >>6220758
    Start webbing this nigger! Jump on his back! Tear out his jugular (or equivelant)! FOR RUNT!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:44 No.6220781
    >>6220714
    Awesome drawfag is awesome.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:44 No.6220788
    You disengage by shooting a line of web upwards and using that to support your ascent, moving away from the spikes and slipping the impaling one out of your body. The bastard breaks the two hind claws free from the webbing at last, giving you a pair of nasty slashes across your torso before he propels himself away, bleeding heavily from a chunk torn out of his neck.
    Don't forget that half of your face is melting off, you're bleeding from a gigantic puncture wound and various slashes you've been given. Schmahkah is equally fucked up - and he is trying to escape.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:45 No.6220796
    >>6220788
    WEB FROM ABOVE, UNTIL HE CANT MOVE. Then you CRUSH HIM INTO THE GROUND.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:46 No.6220808
    >>6220788
    BODY SLAM HIM, PROBE HIS THOUGHTS, KNOW WHAT HE KNEW
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:46 No.6220810
    >>6220788
    I don't see what you changed, but I repeat. >>6220779
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:46 No.6220813
    >>6220796
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:46 No.6220814
    >>6220788

    Web to slow his escape, then a bodyslam full of claws and fangs and venom.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:46 No.6220815
    >>6220788

    Follow him on the ceiling, where he can't get at us.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:47 No.6220826
    >>6220788
    INSTILL CRIPLING FEAR! DO IT
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:47 No.6220828
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    >>6220714

    Reminds me of this. Which is not good.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:47 No.6220829
    >>6220788
    Maybe we should do something to keep at least 1/2 of our face intact.
    Or should we say fuck it and hope we grow a new one when we evolve?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:47 No.6220834
    >>6220788
    JUMP BACK DOWN ONTO HIS BACK

    PULL SELF+SHMAFAGGOT UPWARDS TO CEILING

    DROP HIS ASS ONTO THE GROUND FACE FIRST

    REPEAT UNTIL NECK BREAKS
    >> Zrach 10/10/09(Sat)22:47 No.6220836
    Use whats left of the harpoon, aim at one of his back legs to make him trip up and web his legs up. bite and crush legs one at a time
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:47 No.6220839
    >>6220788
    Propel yourself from the ceiling into him, rat claws out. Jaws ready. If we're going down, he's coming down with us.

    Liberate Te Ex Infernis!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:48 No.6220846
    >>6220836
    MOTHERFUCKING THIS!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:48 No.6220848
    >>6220829
    We do have alot of missing body parts. Best thing to do is kill him, eat him, maybe eat some more, and just evolve again. Dangerous, perhaps, but it's our best chance.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:48 No.6220850
    You underestimate how fast he's moving. A web of silk impacts, splashing over his body and then another - but no more. Even when he's weighed down by the web, he manages to rip himself free, moving away at truly incredible speeds, bleeding vigorously.
    "You did not create me! I was created by no one! I forged myself from nothing! I united our people where you will cause division! I will reforge myself and then I will return! Then I will slaughter you and all who are loyal to you!"
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:49 No.6220859
    >>6220788
    What, he wasn't at the right angle to kill himself?

    Anyways, even injured we can let him go. A more hands-off approach is required. Since he's injured and presumably slowed down as well, web him from the ceiling.

    Seriously, he can't reach use from there, and I'd assume he's running right into the tunnels we webbed. If not, lure him into them by firing web to make him change direction.

    Also stick to the ceiling constantly so he can't reach us.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220862
    >>6220850

    Gah, dont make this guy a recurring BBEG. We need to kill this bastard now! He is the food we require to recover, and the DNA to mutate into a Cloverfield Parasite.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220863
    >>6220850
    How much of him do we need to have his DNA? We do have a mouthful of his blood, whereas he got nothing..
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220869
    Whatever we do don't let him leave, even at the cost of our face.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220873
    >>6220850

    All those who are loyal to us? Then some of the slugs DIDN'T become loyal to him? Either way, this bastard has to die.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220874
    Send a blast of pure psychic power fueled by our hatred! Impale the fucker when he's disoriented.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220878
    Wah, Bio, posting too fast for me, man.

    Anyways, is he running into our previous webs or not?
    >> Minsc. 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220879
    >>6220758
    MOAR WEB.
    >> Lanternthief 10/10/09(Sat)22:50 No.6220883
    You're all now realizing that the next time you walk past a sewer grate, somewhere in there, this battle may be going on.

    And regardless of who wins, we will lose.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)22:51 No.6220885
    >>6220863
    Mouthful of his blood?

    You've got a gigantic fucking chunk of neckflesh in your mouth.
    >> Phai !!FMaqKZb6MY8 10/10/09(Sat)22:51 No.6220886
    catch up to him bite him and give him all the venom we have
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:51 No.6220892
    >>6220850
    so... let's rinse our face off.
    Regenerate and regroup.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:51 No.6220896
    >>6220885
    But it's not enough. He must die!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:51 No.6220897
    You are suddenly eaten by a grue.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:51 No.6220898
    >>6220885

    THAT IS NOT ENOUGH. SLUGS FOR THE SALT THRONE!!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:51 No.6220902
    He has cat DNA? We need to find what ebats a cat, like a dog or something, and rape it.
    QUICK RAPE SOMETHING
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:52 No.6220911
    >>6220885
    So that's a yes to the DNA thing.

    Can we corral him into the room with all the webs, staying on the ceiling, not exerting ourselves too much since we're already injured.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:52 No.6220914
    >>6220885
    Then let's eat it, whatever else crosses our path, and grow. Evolve. And destroy him.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:52 No.6220920
    >>6220850

    Just before he gets away, fire web at a point further along the ceiling and swoop into him, ala Spiderman. Use the superior weight of our body to crush him. Bite anything that presents itself.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:53 No.6220923
    Did he leave anything behind we could eat?

    Probably best to finish him off now though... maybe we could chase and still fire into him one last time, or web at him and get him really stuck down...
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:53 No.6220924
    >>6220885
    eat it. We need it.

    As for the traitor... he is bloodied, heavily wounded, and most importantly, seems to have done nothing else then make enemies while we were away. If we are lucky, we won't even have to kill him; the sewer shall consume him its self. For now, rest, eat, hunt minor prey. Recuperate.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:53 No.6220927
    WE HAVE THE WILL, HE MAY BE OUR EQUAL PHYSICALLY BUT NOT PSYCHICALLY, POUND FEAR AFTER DEPRESSION, MAKE HIM DOUBT HIMSELF, WE HAVE NOT USED THIS AT ALL IN THIS FIGHT
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:53 No.6220928
    >>6220911

    This. Try to hound him into our previously laid webs.
    >> Zrach 10/10/09(Sat)22:54 No.6220935
    Use the webs simply as a mean to slow him as you drop down behind and harpoon his leg thing. when he trips, bite legs.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:54 No.6220936
    >>6220924
    But we must eliminate him!
    Also, I want to go to bed, but I can't miss this thread. Anyone getting this shit archived?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:54 No.6220937
    >>6220914
    Assuming he's not running into the room with webs and that there's no realistic way to kill him, combining his DNA with our own is a good plan.

    But first hopefully we can down him for good.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:55 No.6220949
    >>6220927

    Use our psychic powers to make him think running in the direction of our webs is a good idea?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:55 No.6220950
    He said "those who are loyal to you"

    That implies our other children did not, in fact, betray us after we sent them away. However, he may have killed them.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:55 No.6220951
    What we NEED to find and eat are some god damned waterbears. Immortality sounds nice.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:55 No.6220958
    >>6220936

    Same here, i have to be up in 4 hours.

    >>6220927

    We need to evolve some kind of aura of confusion. Could you imagine our slugbeast with psychic camoflague?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:56 No.6220962
    >>6220937
    We shouldn't try to gestate until he's dead.

    If we gestate and he finds us again, he won't be as merciful as he was this time.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:56 No.6220966
    I guess we'll have to resign ourselves to fighting another day, it seems Bio really wants this guy as a recurring character. Might as well digest his DNA and regroup the little slugs.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:57 No.6220984
    >>6220966
    But if we let Bio railroad us into MOAR GESTATION this fucker could kill us in our sleep.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:57 No.6220985
    >>6220966

    Yeah, if he gets away he gets away, but we gotta at least try.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:57 No.6220986
    >>6220966
    Agreed with the Bio, but only if we really, really can't kill him.

    I'd prefer to try to get him tangled in webs and go for the kill.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:57 No.6220987
    >>6220966
    Why not...breed them into fanatical loyalty...then let them all eat a small piece of us so that we have an army of almost-us's?
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)22:58 No.6220994
    >>6220987

    So we'd be...slug jesus? The one true son of Slul-Hugoth?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:58 No.6221000
    Send out psychic signal to your loyal children to return with food, so that we can recuperate. Also, have them coat our injuries with rejuvenating slime. Any and all unique DNA sources we have not yet devoured must be brought to us intact before any of our children can partake.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:59 No.6221002
    >>6220987
    NO! Just a piece is enough, they could work together to over-throw us!
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)22:59 No.6221007
    >>6220994

    Considering that we created these slugs..

    Are WE Slul-Hugoth?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:59 No.6221015
    What's the word on whether he's running into our previous webbing or not?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:59 No.6221019
    >>6221002
    That's why you breed in the loyalty first. Genetic loyalty/hive mind, etc. Let's go eat a fucking Bee queen and use pheromones that only WE have to control our spawn.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)22:59 No.6221020
    >>6220984

    We've only just woken up from a gestation, and haven't eaten anywhere near enough to be ready for another one yet. In any case, we need to rest up and recuperate from this battle. We got our butt kicked.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:00 No.6221024
    Once we've regenerated, there is only one option: Search. If this is going to become an arms race against our son, we have to try and get the good genes first. Anything strong and dead/asleep/hibernating will do. Maybe even a hobo that starved to death or a murder victim so we can become as the human gods.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)23:01 No.6221029
    >>6221024

    Fuck, we really need to eat a homeless person.

    (And i hope i will never type that again)
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)23:01 No.6221032
    Enough fucking about.
    "Hate."
    That one word - that one emotion - radiates from you in a psychic scream. The observing children cringe and wither beneath it and even Schmahkah stumbles over.
    "Hate."
    Schmahkah twitches and suddenly, you can sense the stench of fear eminating from him. Spray a jet of web at the ceiling, you use it to draw yourself to him, your weight smashing into his body.
    "HATE."
    Schmahkah is terrified. You can feel it. You revel in it. You drink it like a fine wine. You pin the flailing beast beneath your body, rolling it on its back, revealing a bare, exposed stomach.
    "I hate you. You have no idea how much I hate you. You have taken everything that I have created, everything I cherished, everything I made that has a future and you have corrupted it. You have ruined it. My hate for you cannot be described. You don't deserve a gender. You don't even deserve a name. No one will ever know you ever lived."
    Suddenly, your head descends and your mandibles latch on to the stomach - and you begin to gorge yourself, with the traitor flailing helpessly beneath you.

    "HATE."
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:01 No.6221036
    >>6221019
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:01 No.6221043
    I'm nightmare fueling just considering what human DNA would create, especially with this other DNA we just got.

    Ew...
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)23:02 No.6221053
    >>6221032

    Thank god for that. I beleive that is my cue to sleep.

    Well played sir. I have truly enjoyed being a slug abomination this evening.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:02 No.6221054
    >>6221032
    FUCK YEAH

    MAIM, BURN, KILL. MAIM BURN KILL. MAIMBURNKILL
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:03 No.6221058
    >>6221032
    ...I feel like I'm in Evil Quest right now, only I'm a slug-spider-rat-thing.

    Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:03 No.6221060
    >>6221032

    FUCK YES EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO THE BONE
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)23:03 No.6221061
    >>6221032

    FUCK YEAH! FOR RUNT!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:03 No.6221062
    >>6221032
    ...

    We...

    We won? Really?

    Shiiiiiiiiit...
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:03 No.6221063
    >>6221032
    Oh Slul-Hugoth yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:03 No.6221066
    >>6221032
    Okay, that's good.

    And by all means, do entirely consume him in front of the spawn. We shouldn't let them get any of his DNA, and they need to be traumatized into obedience.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:03 No.6221068
    I still say we need to eat some type of hive based creature with genetic loyalty. Ants, termites, bees, etc. That way our children are both sterile AND completely loyal to us for all time.
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)23:04 No.6221072
    >>6221043

    A bipedal, insectiod creature that was super intelligent (compared to other slugs), had a spear in its mouth, an armoured exoskeleton, and lived in sewers?

    FUCK ITS ALIEN.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:04 No.6221073
    >>6221032

    Epic!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:04 No.6221080
    >>6221032
    Wow.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:05 No.6221091
    Someone archive this shit so I can go to bed.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:05 No.6221094
    >>6221072
    Next we must consume a Chameleon.

    BECOME THE PREDATOR
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)23:05 No.6221096
    >>6221094

    PREDALIEN.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:06 No.6221097
    >>6221032

    OM

    NOM

    NOM
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)23:06 No.6221101
    The next order of business is to cow the remaining children, and find out what he meant by "Those that are loyal to you"
    >> Lanternthief 10/10/09(Sat)23:06 No.6221105
    >>6221032

    This just became the most metal Quest ever.

    Metal Slug Quest, if you will.

    awesome.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:06 No.6221106
    So /thread or no?
    >> Cloverslug !!WmutByiQXK+ 10/10/09(Sat)23:06 No.6221109
    Anyway, someone make sure this gets archived, along with any following threads. I need to get my well-deserved 4 hours sleep.

    Damn i hate brilliant threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:06 No.6221111
    >>6221032
    AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH YES.

    Take time to make an example here. While the other children have obviously got the message, keep it clear that you will be a better leader than the traitor. They said they didn't get any of his kill, right? Change that. Those who show loyalty will be rewarded with the same power as he and I, but those who dare use our gifts against us will meet the same fate.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:07 No.6221116
    >>6221094
    From here we will need to go hunting.

    More important to devour the Traitor and get all the spawn under control first, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:07 No.6221120
    >>6221101

    Some sort of mental interrogation might work, if we can pull that kind of thing off.

    But right now recuperation is the most important thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:07 No.6221122
    >>6221101
    Okay then. I feel rather disappoint about leaving.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:07 No.6221126
    >>6221072
    WHERE DO YOU LIVE, I MUST KNOW, I WANT TO HIGH FIVE THE CRAP OUTTTA YOU!
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)23:07 No.6221128
    The thirteen remaining living spawn simply stare at you as you feast, eating every last scrap and morsel, not even leaving a single bone. By the time you're done, all that is left is a puddle of gore and your once pristine body is coated in blood.

    You rear your head but no sound comes. Only pure, uncorrupted, absolute thought. One thought. One emotion. One word. Men and women come to a stop. Children cry. Everything in the city that you inhabit comes to a temporary standstill as the psychic scream echoes for dozens of miles around you.

    "HATE."
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)23:08 No.6221131
    And that is all.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:08 No.6221135
    >>6221128
    OH FUCK WE'RE GONNA BE A KHORNATE DAEMON
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)23:08 No.6221138
    >>6221131

    Bra-fucking-vo
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:09 No.6221140
    >>6221128
    dang yo

    u mad
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:09 No.6221147
    >>6221131
    Wait, what? It's over? Like that?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:09 No.6221149
    >>6221072
    PROBE THE OBSERVERS MINDS, FIND THE MOST WILLING MATE, WE MUST CREATE A NEW BATCH OF WORTHY OFFSPRING
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:09 No.6221150
    >>6221128
    Wait, what? Cities we inhabit?

    I think you're kind of getting out of scale here, Bio.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:09 No.6221151
    >>6221131
    Soooo... archive?

    Will SlugQuest continue at a later date? Please say it will.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)23:09 No.6221157
    >>6221147
    Not over.
    Today's session is over.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:10 No.6221161
    >>6221128

    Our unstoppable climb to the top of the food chain begins here.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:10 No.6221162
    >>6221131
    wait what

    Well, can't ask for much more of an amazing end but this really should continue. Unless you didn't mean that the quest is over, in which case disregard that.

    We need to explore our newfound surge of power.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:10 No.6221165
    >>6221135
    FUCK YEAH!
    >>6221131
    BITCH IF YOU'RE NOT BACK HERE LATER I WILL FIND YOU AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!
    >> Slugmon !lOAjr5nRQM 10/10/09(Sat)23:10 No.6221167
    >>6221126

    So would I! This is the best shit I have ever seen on 4Chan. I'm sad that I've spent most of my time as a /b/tard b4 this.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)23:10 No.6221169
    >>6221150
    You live in the sewers of a city.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:11 No.6221171
    >>6221157
    Oh you sly bastard. You've got me hooked now.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:11 No.6221174
    >>6221157
    Hey, enjoyed my time here, I'll try to catch it again. Do you have a time or date you're usually on, Bio?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:11 No.6221179
    >>6221174
    Likewise.

    This is seriously an awesome concept well-executed.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:11 No.6221180
    Wait...did we just create a Sith?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:11 No.6221182
    This was a good place to stop, thanks for the session Bio. Could we get an estimated date on the next session?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:12 No.6221189
    >>6221157
    >Today's
    Oh great. This is the best thing I've seen in perhaps all my time on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:12 No.6221193
    >>6221157
    So, any possible ETA on the next thread? I'd like not to miss it.
    >> Slugmon !lOAjr5nRQM 10/10/09(Sat)23:12 No.6221195
    I guess that "That's all, folks!"

    See you all tomorrow, if Bio starts it up again. Or someone. This is great.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/10/09(Sat)23:12 No.6221196
    >>6221174
    Next date:
    Friday, 14:00 4chan time.
    >> Slugmon !lOAjr5nRQM 10/10/09(Sat)23:13 No.6221202
    >>6221196

    Or that.
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)23:13 No.6221210
    >>6221196

    Oh man, I put a reminder in my PDA
    >> Yrch !SR8wC5V8N6 10/10/09(Sat)23:14 No.6221218
    4chan is on EST, in case anyone didn't know
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:14 No.6221222
    Hmmm.... I'm gonna have to pay more attention to this slugquest.... it is similar to deepquest and I do so miss deepquest.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:26 No.6221343
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    Pic fucking slugrelated
    >> Anonymous 10/10/09(Sat)23:28 No.6221371
    Swooping death! I knew that'd work.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)01:42 No.6223055
    Bravo!



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