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    45 KB Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)22:55 No.6164723  
    Big Dreama had dreams. Big Dreama had big dreams. Big Dreama had many dreams. He dreamed of killing humies. He dreamed of killing pointy eared prancers. He dreamed of war and gettin' stuck in with his warboss. He dreamed of many things, but most of all he dreamed of space. But Big Dreama was a war trukk driver.

    "Youz stupid git!" They'd always start when he spoke of space, "Youz in a trukk! How youz gonna fly in space?! Youz got no rocket!" So Big Dreama always felt dejected. He never pursued his dream...

    Until one day Big Dreama found a discarded rocket from some sort of humie air ship. So Big Dreama took it and stuck it on the back of his trukk. And Big Dreama said to himself "Ya, dis looks good." And Big Dreama smiled, and Big Dreama prepared to launch off when the biggest mek boy came to him.

    "You stupid git! How youz gonna breaf? Youz got no canopy!" The biggest mek boy shouted. So Big Dreama sighed, and Big Dreama felt dejected, and Big Dreama left the dream alone...

    Until one day Big Dreama found lots of scrap metal laying around. And Big Dreama thought, and Big Dreama punched the smallest mek boy and took his welda and made a canopy for his trukk. And Big Dreama said to himself "Dis iz great!." And Big Dreama smiled, and Big Dreama prepared to launch off. And then the biggest shoota boy came to him.

    "You stupid git! How youz gonna shoot in space?! Youz got one piddly dakka dakka and no snotlin on it and deyz got big boom boom shootas!" The biggest shoota boy shouted. So Big Dreama sighed, and Big Dreama, and yet again buried his dream...

    Until one day Big Dreama found big an' shooty guns from a discarded Eldar warship. And he struggled, and he dragged, and he used his weld, threw some bits on it, gave it a big shooty button next to the wheel, and put it on his trukk. And Big Dreama said to himself, "Dis iz perfect!" And Big Dreama smiled, and Big Dreama prepared to launch off when the biggest weird boy came to him.
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)22:55 No.6164726
    "You stupid git! How youz gonna navi-" And Big Dreama broke his face and took his teef, because Big Dreama didn't care what other people thought of his dream any more. And Big Dreama tilted his trukk back and launched into space.

    And a humie scout ship saw him. And the humies were very confused, and they didn't know what to think. So at first they ignored Big Dreama launching into space. And then they watched Big Dreama. And then Big Dreama fired, and Big Dreama fired hard.

    "WAAAGH!!" Big Dreama shouted, and he shouted hard enough that the humies could hear him. And the humies heard him, but could not scramble fast enough as Big Dreama shot. And his greater capacity for dakka tore the ship from front to thrusters.

    And Big Dreama's dream had finally come true.
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:05 No.6164830
    bump for awesome
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:09 No.6164867
    i love /tg/
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:12 No.6164905
    The Little Ork that Could.

    -manly tears-
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:14 No.6164922
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:17 No.6164954
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    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:19 No.6164972
    >>6164867
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:19 No.6164985
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    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:25 No.6165061
    /tg/, whenever I start to lose my faith in you, you come back and do this. Godspeed, Big Dreama.
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:35 No.6165177
    Has this writefaggotry been archived?
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:37 No.6165206
    >>6165177
    I'll archive your face with my fist.

    Which is to say no, it hasn't.
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:37 No.6165215
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    Glorious

    Don't ever change /tg/
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:41 No.6165261
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6164723/
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:41 No.6165266
    I'd fly wiv Big Dreama!
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:41 No.6165268
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    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:42 No.6165278
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    >> Guardsman Redshirt 10/06/09(Tue)23:43 No.6165286
    This reminds me of the stormboy who was launched on a rocket.

    Can anyone find that one?

    Also, OP is awesome and I would have his babies were I female.
    >> Guardsman Redshirt 10/06/09(Tue)23:44 No.6165298
    >>6165286
    found
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2294259/
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)23:46 No.6165326
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    Dis iz relevan' to me waaagh.

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