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    82 KB GARY THE BETRAYER - THE RESSURECTION Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)19:59 No.6148482  
    When we last left our hero, villian, utter badass,


    He was being led to the FORTRESS OF ECSTASY by none other than Trap Marine.

    >WS: 7 BS: 5 S: 5 T: 5(6) W: 4 I: 6 A: 4+2d6 Ld: 10 Sv: 3+/3++

    >CHAOS LEVEL: 40
    >Khorne Favor: +60
    >Slaanesh Favor: +40
    >Tzeentch Favor: +30
    >Nurgle Favor: +30

    >Khornate Daemon Weapon (Manifested as a really, really pissed off looking chainsword that gurgles blood)
    >Twin-Linked Boltgun
    >Daemonic Power Armour

    >Mutations: Fleet of Foot
    >Special Abilities: Furious Charge, Fearless, Chosen of Khorne (Immune to Force Weapons, Psyker abilities)
    >Psyker Abilities: Commune (With Summoned Daemons or Chaos Sorcerors)

    >For anyone about to bitch about the Psyker abilities on a Khornate Champion, fuck off, it's a gift from earning favor with Tzeentch. You regained your favor from Khorne when you doubled your Favor with him.

    You're led to the large, elaborate fortress by the twitchy... woman... in Slaaneshi Noise Marine Armour. You can hear something that sounds like theme music and a roaring engine somewhere in the distance. The doors open before you. Trap Marine extends her arms as if to lead you in, but stands at the doorway.

    >Input Command...
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)20:01 No.6148517

    >Current Forces:

    >Kharn The Betrayer, leading a warband of World Eaters (on call)
    >The Black Legion (formerly) under Abbadon has come under your control to assist you in your attack (on call)

    >You still require the assistance of the Thousand Sons, Noise Marines and the Plague Marines.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)20:04 No.6148541
    Gary offers his arm to Trap Marine like a gentleman and escorts her in.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)20:13 No.6148630
    >Offer to escort

    You hear a somewhat seductive voice, yet you can't quite tell if it is male or female.

    "No, no, Sir. You enter alone. I've not business... Mmmm with the Prince." You see Trap Marine blush a little bit and start to giggle.

    You feel as though you've been violated.


    >Input Command.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)20:17 No.6148662

    Gary girds his loins and goes in, hoping that his loins won't need more girding than he is capable of.
    >> SivakAurak 10/05/09(Mon)20:24 No.6148751

    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)20:29 No.6148797
    Stride confidently into the fortress, purpose evident in every step.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)20:31 No.6148815
    >MAN UP. GO IN.

    You enter the elaborate palace, your bolter at the ready, just in case. Your senses are assailed with a multitude of various intoxicating odors and substances as you make your way into the foyer. You're drawn through the corridors, various Daemonettes winking at you, moaning seductively, calling out for you to join them. You can see the court of the Price in the next room.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)20:32 No.6148824
    Put on a cup before entering.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)20:39 No.6148882
    See the Prince, of course. Winking while clicking our tounge and pointing randomly is optional.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)20:53 No.6148996
    >See the Prince

    Shooting a few casual winks, points, and "'Eyyyy." 's at the Daemonettes, you steel yourself against their charms, entering the court of the Prince.

    Or what.. ehh.. looks to be the Prince. It has tits. Lots of them.

    "So, another enters my harem in search of the ultimate satisfaction? Or perhaps to fulfill dreams and delusions of grandeur?"

    You have to somehow get this freak to let you have at those Noise Marines. Then you can get the hell out of this place before you start growing penises for fingers.

    >Input Command...
    >> SivakAurak 10/05/09(Mon)20:57 No.6149037
    We promised Khorne galactic slaughter.

    We shall promise Slaanesh galactic freedom. TRUE freedom.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)20:58 No.6149045

    Bow in a manner befitting a Prince, then pitch our plans to him and ask for the help of a few Noise Marines in Gary's campaign to spread the true and ultimate joy of Slaanesh to the ignorant, tasteless sods of the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)20:58 No.6149046
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    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:04 No.6149097
    Be all business with the Prince. Tell "it" that we mean to break our foot off in the Imperium's ass, but we need the aid of Slaanesh's finest to do that. Mention our alliance with The World Eaters and control of The Black Legion if needed.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)21:05 No.6149106
    "Surely he won't slit your throat in the night. Nope, no chance."
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:06 No.6149110
    WHERE THE FUCK is the gary vault in fallout 3, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:08 No.6149134
    "Yo, Slaanesh, what up? I'll be needing a couple of Chaos's finest to go and knock over Cadia and kick that smug fucker Creed's ass. Know what I'm sayin'? Anyway, I'm letting you get in on a piece of the action, all the cocaine and acid-induced nightmare mind trips for prisoners that you can eat. Also, next stop is Ulthwe. You wanna see if Eldrad really -does- have the biggest dick in the universe? Do me a solid and we're golden!"
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)21:11 No.6149182
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    >Try the charismatic approach.

    You bequeath to the Prince of your planned attack on Cadia, and require the aid of the Noise Marines to assist in your assault. You mention opening multiple hives for his domain, aside from the few promised to Khorne, of course.

    A sinking feeling fills you as it smiles in a twisted manner, cackling madly.

    "I've not had such an alluring offer in quite a while... Millions of new playthings to toy with... and corrupt."

    The 'corrupt' rings in your ears. Despite your lack of ability to feel remorse anymore, you do feel bad for whatever poor fuck gets caught by this guy. Having secured the name of a Chaos Sorceror of the Noise Marines, so that you may contact him when ready, you quickly leave. You hear the thundering motor and theme music MUCH louder now.


    An engine revs as the stained glass window shatters, the Doomrider landing in front of you.


    You see him throw a dice. It's a 5.


    >Take Ride
    >Walk back to ship, GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:16 No.6149236
    Yell a hearty "FUCK YEAH!!" before slapping Doomrider five and taking a wild ride back to the ship.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:19 No.6149268
    Jump onto Doomrider's motorcycle. Hang-ten and headbang your way back to the ship.
    >> SivakAurak 10/05/09(Mon)21:20 No.6149285
    Fuck it, we'll do it live.

    Hop on board.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:24 No.6149328
    Go to Meresti Trainyard, walk east towards the edge of the map. It's a little south if you've walked a straight line.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)21:26 No.6149346

    You hop on the back, balancing on a massive set of speakers. You see "SONY" crossed out.

    DOOMRIDER revs up the engine. The Batman theme with changed lyrics blares from the speaker. You sing along.


    It's a short ride back to your ship. You hive five DOOMRIDER as a dice drops from his glove.

    It's a 1.


    You see DOOMRIDER get blasted by some mysterious force and is noting more than a twinkle in the sky in mere moments. You step onto your ship. Your Daemon crew of Khornette, Daemonette, Fatechanger, and the cute little horde of Nurglings are all waiting.

    [ ] Go to Tzeentch World
    [ ] Go to Nurgle World
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:31 No.6149406
    >>6149328Trainyard or station?
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:32 No.6149420
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:33 No.6149422
    Trainyard. It's a little south-east of Canterbury Commons, and JUST north-east of the Corvega Factory.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:33 No.6149430
    Addendum: The "it" in this case being Vault 108, the Gary Vault.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:39 No.6149498
    FUCK AND PISS, DOOMRIDER'S GONE. Sigh whistfuly before updating our group. Set course Nurgaltown. Have threeway with Khornette and Daemonette if possibe during trip. If not, amuse ourselves with Nurgings(BUT NOT LIKE THAT DAMNIT). Also, ask Fatechanger about future courses of action.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:41 No.6149528
    Sorry, set course FOR Nurgletown.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:48 No.6149602
    Head to Tzeentchland, JUST AS PLANNED.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:50 No.6149637
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)21:55 No.6149690

    The Fatechanger uses his ability to plan ahead and has already started to guide the ship through the warp. You amuse yourself by playing Lemmings with the Nurglings.

    D'awww... They're parasoling off the edge to get to the safe zone.


    Just as planned...

    They reform into cute lil' balls of disease and corruption as you land on the mysterious world.

    You step off your ship. You feel your feet hit tile flooring. Through the thick blue smog, you make out an archway.

    You enter the archway. You're greeted by a redshirt.

    "Welcome to the Emporium of Man."

    You facepalm. Fucking puns.

    "The Master is waiting in the Manager's office."

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:55 No.6149700
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:58 No.6149736
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:58 No.6149740
    Get some of those headphones with the mic. Just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)21:59 No.6149751
    Ask the redshirt to take you there, as you expect the Master already knows what we seek, as well as expecting the redshirt to spontaneously combust sometime during this trip.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:01 No.6149765
    Find Tzeentch. Carry flashcards with your half of the conversiontion on them.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:02 No.6149777
    "Just as planned" my ass. Give the Fatechanger a withering glare; not that it'll change the situation. Head to the Manager's office.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)22:12 No.6149892

    You wind back and let fly a right hook into the redshirt's face, sending him flying into a stack of Forge World Titans.

    Noise Marines will hook you up later. Hot shit next-gen gaming headset, with bitchin' paint jobs.

    >Meeting with 'The Master'
    >Bring Flashcards

    You are led to the Manager's office by another redshirt. He knocks on the door, announcing your arrival.


    He touches the doorknob to open it for you. Instantly, in a plume of blue feathers and fire, he and the door vanish. You hear a cackle from the smoke. You can see Tzeentch in the form of a bird daemon wearing a business suit. A plaque adorns his desk.

    <GW CEO|FW FG>

    "So you have come, young Betrayer, and I trust to acquire the following of my Thousand Sons to aid you..."

    >Input Commands...
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:13 No.6149906
    Hold up a flash card saying "Yes, but you already knew that."
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:23 No.6149985
    >Hold up a flash card saying "Yes, but you already knew that."

    Continue conversation in this manner.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:23 No.6149989
    Try the logical approach. When the Imperium's collective eyes have been opened, millions, if not billions, will flock to seek the wisdom of Tzeentch. Isn't that worth loaning us some of his followers?
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:24 No.6150001
    Alternatly, continue conversing in flash cards.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)22:25 No.6150007

    *Yes, but you already knew that.*

    "Indeed. I see you came prepared. Which I knew you would. Which is why I prepared."

    A flick of his wrist turns your cards into a whirlwind and lands on his desk. You're now powerless to speak.

    "If you wish my aid, you will not speak, and I shall accept that as a token of your subjugation."

    He looks to your cards. At the top of the pile on his desk, ironically:

    *Fuck off, cunt. Khorne is my homeboy. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!*

    You can still move, and draw your Khornate Daemon Weapon. It gurgles blood and spews off profane phrases of death, murder and violence, staining the walls and his desk.

    "... Not as planned. BUT I PREPARED FOR IT!"

    You feel your voice return. Your cards are reduced to ashes.

    "I'll take your Thousand Sons, just as planned, and stomp Cadia, just as planned, and defeat your mortal enemy. JUST AS PLANNED."

    Tzeentch looks upon you with an air of disgust.


    You grin. You've somewhat made the Lord of Change rage.

    Just as planned...

    "Very well. Take the Thousand Sons and crush the man known as Creed. Then bring his body to me so that I may play with it... I need new model ideas."

    With a flick of the wrist, you're back in your ship. A bit more insane from the jaunt into the warp, but meh, whose counting YOUR insanity points?

    No one, that's who.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:32 No.6150067
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:33 No.6150080
    Give the Fatechanger a swift kick to the crotch for his fucknuttery. Punch face if kick doesn't work. Set course for Nurgleworld. Chill with other cohorts if needed.

    Just as planned.
    >> That One Techpriest 10/05/09(Mon)22:34 No.6150088
    I find the lack of Dark Mechanius disturbing.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:38 No.6150142
    Let's go see Papa!
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)22:39 No.6150153
    You'll get yours. Iron Warriors will join you for a circlejerk later.

    i need to get back to my dorm. QUEST PAUSED. ARCHIVE.
    >> That One Techpriest 10/05/09(Mon)22:41 No.6150181
    But fuck that, I'm a fucking genius compared to the button-cockslapping AdMech.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:44 No.6150205
    Man, I made a bunch of spelling mistakes. Probably just excited that I got to participate in one of these things.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:45 No.6150225
    Does anyone have a link to an archive of this?
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)22:55 No.6150311
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)23:28 No.6150632
    >Papa Nurgle!

    Your ship exits the atmosphere en-route to your next-to-final destination.

    The course to the Nurgle world consists of a few lazy turns through the warp, most of your crew yawning with blissful relaxation until you land.

    Or you think you land. Your ship is sinking in what could be described as Dagobah Swamp, with extra stink. You're going to make this quick.

    You make good of your ability to enter a berserker charge and rush out screaming for blood, towards a massive citadel made of....

    Well, let's just say if it had eyes, it would be a Shoggoth.

    You hack at the wall of the structure to sate your bloodlust and clear your head.

    You have 3 options:

    [ ] North
    [ ] East
    [ ] West
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)23:31 No.6150664
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)23:37 No.6150742

    You rush through the main corridor.

    You have entered the Spawning Pools. You force your air scrubbers into overdrive as you try to keep yourself clear of the miasma. A pool of the sludge starts to mould itself into a vaguely humanoid form.

    It's.. a... Nurglette.


    "Hello. Papa Nurgle isn't here right now. But he said you're a good guy, so you can have help. But there's a condition."

    "WHAT IS IT?"

    "I get to tag along."

    [ ] OH FINE.
    [ ] NO WAY.
    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)23:40 No.6150777
    [ ] OH FINE.
    But keep her the hell away from the sandwiches.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/05/09(Mon)23:55 No.6150962
    >[ ] OH FINE.

    You allow her to accompany you. She hands you a grime covered slip of paper.

    "Nurgle Chaos Sorceror?"

    "Yep. Call him."


    God damn these bastards are lazy. Nurglette starts walking beside you. Really close. Close enough to feel your armour melting from the acidic miasma that hangs around her. Thankfully you enter your furious berserk charge once again and start stomping Nurglings to stop your rage. You stick Nurglette in the cargo hold to keep the smell out of the main cabin.

    >Chapter Complete: Unite Your Armies

    >You have gained the forces necessary to assault Cadia.

    >> Anonymous 10/05/09(Mon)23:56 No.6150970
    > lol i alredy red dat at anŠ¾ntalk.com last nite
    I laughed out loudly.
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)00:19 No.6151220
    Hey, if you're in Nurgle's crib, where's Isha?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 10/06/09(Tue)00:25 No.6151297
    She was down east path.
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)00:30 No.6151378
    Shit, we picked the wrong path. :(
    >> Anonymous 10/06/09(Tue)00:30 No.6151391
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