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    100 KB BBEG 10/04/09(Sun)10:29 No.6127804  
    You know the occasional pistachios that aren't fucking split in the middle, so you hurt your fucking fingers trying to open them up, expecting the nut to be worth all of the work, but then it turns out that it's not even salted on the inside due to the shell being so tightly closed?

    I keep those in a special bowl. They're for guests.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)10:32 No.6127832
    You evil motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)10:47 No.6127953
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    Why the hell did I save this comic?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)10:54 No.6128015
    I personally crunch those ones open with my teeth. Works handily enough.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)10:55 No.6128024
    >>6128015
    Your dentist must love you.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)10:57 No.6128045
    >>6128024
    I do the same thing, and I never had any dental problems.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:12 No.6128199
    >>6128024
    What sort of shit teeth must you have that you can damage them from biting open a pistachio?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:12 No.6128208
    You know the taste you get when you drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth? I LIKE that taste!

    You know the equipment you ordered delived to your house? I'm the one who made sure it was late!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:16 No.6128240
    >>6128208

    You're the cause of everything wrong with the world.

    You, you... DOUBLE MEANIE.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:17 No.6128248
    >>6128199
    Christian morality teeth.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:20 No.6128279
    >>6128208
    You think you're hardcore, huh? Well, I'm the guy who bleaches colors and puts those vertical lines on old movies!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:21 No.6128288
    >>6127798
    > Old. I already read this on the far superior http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
    I second this.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:22 No.6128301
    While you were on your way here, I made a visit to your home. Your wife and children were all waiting there for your return and boy were they suprised when I came knocking...My guards grabbed them and I leant sweetly into your daughters ear and whispered to her.
    Can you guess what I told her?
    Theres no such person as Santa, it's just daddy in a suit.
    Then I went and dealphabetised your CD collection!
    MWHAHAHA!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:35 No.6128423
    ITT: How to make the most hated BBEG in existence.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)11:42 No.6128495
    You know when someone calls you, and you've been sleeping but you dont want your caller to know that, so you mobilise whatever energy you can muster to try and not sound like you've been asleep, only to fail miserably and sound ridiculous?

    Yeah. I'm the guy that called.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:42 No.6128498
    You're all small time.
    I own a machine that allows me to exit out of anny door in existance!
    And I use it to hide in small childrens closets and jump out at them wearing a bogey man mask!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:44 No.6128523
    You know how everytime you enter the sea, your balls travel all the way up to your fucking lungs because of the cold?

    Yeah. Im the guy that came up with the idea of swimming.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:46 No.6128551
    You know how it's impossible to eat Toblerone without hurting your mouth in some way?

    yeah. im the guy that handed you that Toblerone.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)11:48 No.6128568
    >>6128551

    Fukken lol'd. So true.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:49 No.6128576
    >>6128498

    Poor concept, poor realization. Work on your fail.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:49 No.6128577
    >>6128551
    >>6128568
    You two have a fucking developmental disorder. You break off a "peak", you turn it "flat", and you bite it in half.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:50 No.6128589
    >>6128551

    You hurt yourself eating a toblerone? Goddamn you are retarded.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:50 No.6128594
    You know how everytime some driver in the street stops and waves to you to get across the street, you always walk the first 2 steps and jog the rest, making you feel ridiculous towards the crowd nearby? Maybe you even continue to jog for 4-5 steps afterwards so you dont look like a dork.

    Yeah. Im the guy in the car.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:51 No.6128604
    You know how sometimes when you flush, the toilet overflows even though you did everything as usual? I'm the guy who makes sure toilet seats are made that way.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)11:52 No.6128608
    >>6128577

    Well excuse me for not having a mouth the size of a drainage pipe.

    Im trying to do just that, bite the peak, but everytime i end up having it pinch my palate. And if i dont hurt it on the first try, i might do so at the second.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:52 No.6128611
    >>6128594
    Oh god I hate you so so much.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:53 No.6128620
    >>6128551
    Who the fuck eats Toblerone?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:54 No.6128637
    You know how every time you get in the bath the phone rings so you have to get out and answer it in case its important?

    Yeah, I'm the guy outside your window taking pictures.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:55 No.6128646
    >>6128637
    Yeah? Well I'm the one calling and putting it down before you can answer!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:56 No.6128656
    >>6128608

    You break it off with your fingers, numbnuts.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:56 No.6128663
    >>6128608
    Are you a...fuck, what is it now...are you a little person?
    Like, a midget?
    Seriously. I just need to know how you're actually unable to get a half-inch equilateral triangle into your mouth and bite it off the remaining wide base without causing yourself harm.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:58 No.6128679
    Let's try this...

    You know how everytime you try to write something on a DVD, you think of a suitable font size for your letters to be able to squeeze the phrase in the tight space, but you always end up needing more space, and never the other way around?

    Yeah. im the guy that makes sure DVDs stay at that size.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:58 No.6128684
    You know that park bench you like to eat your lunch on?

    I'm the guy that covers it in gum.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)11:59 No.6128690
    >>6128646
    >>6128637
    >>6128495

    BBEG fight to the death incomming
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:00 No.6128698
    >>6128656

    CHOCOLATE ON MY HAND IS BAD

    >>6128663
    No, im not a dorf, directly the opposite. But seriously, i fail every damn time, and it seems im not alone. i end up tasting my own frakking blood every time i finish the damn thing!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:01 No.6128715
    >>6128698
    >CHOCOLATE ON MY HAND IS BAD
    Okay, yeah, if you're trying to just gnaw the entire fucking chocolate spike strip at once like a bear, I can't help you. YOU HAVE TO BREAK PIECES OFF AND EAT THOSE.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:03 No.6128729
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    You know how you're speaking with someone on the phone, and you or him accidentally hang off? And then you both try to call each other, and you get the "busy" tone?
    And then both of you decide to wait for the other one to call you, so you both end up waiting, with the same pattern repeating itself for another minute or so?

    Yeah. im the guy that made telephones that way.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)12:05 No.6128756
    >>6128715

    You know, i understand that this is the only way to do it. Everytime i try it though, no matter how dry or cold my hands are, they always get covered in chocolate after i touch it.

    And if i break it using paper tissue or the tinfoil packaging of it, little chocolate shards fly out messing with my desk/shirt/room, even if im holding it in a plate!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:06 No.6128774
    >>6128756
    Stop fucking eating them, then.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)12:08 No.6128795
    >>6128774

    But it's so delicious!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:10 No.6128814
    You know when you forget a book for a flight, and desperately at the last minute buy one you've no idea what it's about? And then you read it, and not only is it horribly written but is the opposite of all your world views?

    Yeah, I wrote that book.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:11 No.6128819
    >>6128756
    Peel away only the top the foil from one piece. Maybe halfway down. Slip your thumb in between it and the next wrapped piece, nail towards the exposed chocolate, as far down as it will go. Grip the bar right at the edge of the underside of that piece, and push with the thumb.
    It -should- pop free.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:11 No.6128824
    >>6128756
    Jesus fucking Christ. How can you fail this hard at eating chocolate?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:12 No.6128832
    >>6128756
    I'm the one who made toblerones that way.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:12 No.6128834
    I worked as a telemarketer for three months.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)12:13 No.6128853
    >>6128819

    This technique, i will give a try. Got a bar next to me for dinner.

    >>6128824
    Have you seen its shape?

    We need more every day things, by the way. Come on /tg/, be creative.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:15 No.6128866
    >>6128834
    I did telephone surveys for a year.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:18 No.6128895
    You know how you fall asleep just after lunch, and you wake up to find it's gotten dark, and you suddenly dont know what day it is?

    Hi, im the sun.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:18 No.6128897
    You know when you go into a public toilet and all the stalls are missing except one? And that one has a massive puddle of piss on the seat, but you won't use the other ones because otherwise the door will swing open?
    I'm the dude who goes around breaking the fucking locks off...and my brother is the guy who pisses on the seats.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:22 No.6128926
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    >>6128834
    >>6128866
    you motherfuckers.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:23 No.6128942
    >>6128897

    FUCK
    YOU
    DAMN
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:25 No.6128962
    You know when you're walking in the street, and you want to fart discreetly, but it always ends up making some kind of sound?

    And then you start shuffling your feet or making whatever else sound you can so it doesnt seem like you farted?
    And you fail miserably?

    Yeah. Im the guy in the crowd that just made the remark "Hey, did this guy just fart?"
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:26 No.6128987
    You know when you're climbing the stairs, and you reach the top of it but still believe there's one step left, and you almost lose your balance?
    Possibly looking silly if you're with someone else?

    Yeah. Im the guy that removed that last step.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:27 No.6129002
    Personally, I bite on the top and the bottom of the toblerone triangle with my molars then twist the whole damn bar downwards and it usually snaps right off.

    I tend to get the delicious nougahty bits stuck between my teeth, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:28 No.6129014
    You know that one die roll you really need to come up a success, where the die ends up spinning and spinning and spinning forever, and you can tell that it's about to land right on the number you need, but then it spins just a little further and ends up cocked and you have to reroll it?

    I'm that die.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:28 No.6129021
    >>6129002

    Im the guy that adds them.
    >> The King in Yellow !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/04/09(Sun)12:29 No.6129030
    you know when your making out with your honey and the phone rings and you answer it and the voice is what are you doing wif my daughter and she says my dad is dead?
    I WAS PHONE
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:29 No.6129031
    >>6129002
    MOTHERFUCKING NOUGAT
    GOD DAMN
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:29 No.6129036
    >>6129014

    GAMESCIENCE DICE DOES NOT DO THAT, BECAUSE IT'S PERFECT AND LET'S TOTAL, TRUE RANDOMISATION TAKE PLACE.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)12:30 No.6129048
    >>6129030

    That, along with everything else, just did it. Im laughing uncontrollably now.

    Is this thread deemed by you as archive-worthy?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:33 No.6129089
    namefaggotry
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:34 No.6129093
    You know when you're in a car driving fast, and you're not the driver, and you open the window and decide to try out Aerodynamics?

    yeah. im the guy driving the car behind you, laughing at how ridiculous your hand waves look.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:34 No.6129099
    You know when you move house and need a new cable line installed so you call the company and get told that the cable guy will be over at the 12th June?

    I'm the guy taking your call and I've booked the cable guy to come around on the 3rd November.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:36 No.6129107
    You know about masterwork bastard swords in the d20 system? I made that shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:36 No.6129113
    >>6129107
    Thank you so much. That is some finely wrought copypasta.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:37 No.6129119
    >>6129099

    Every. Damn. Time. ;_;

    same with plumbers
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:38 No.6129134
    >>6129093

    FUCK YOU I WANNA FLY
    >> The King in Yellow !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/04/09(Sun)12:39 No.6129142
    You know when your playing 40k, and your opponent has an obvious way of beating you, but is too dumb to realize it. Im the guy who points that method out.

    You know when you have an important roll coming up, and some spectator waves their hand and says "this was not the roll youre looking for". You then roll a bunch of ones? Thats me.

    You know that guy at the tournament. The one who wins his first game, does average in his second. But then gets placed against some joker round three, and massacres him? He then takes your spot? Thats me.

    You know that guy who reserves all EIGHT of his eldar grav tanks in 2000 points? thats me
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:43 No.6129189
    You know when you're about to fall asleep, but suddenly your whole body twiches and you wake the fuck up?

    Yeah. Im a ghost. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:44 No.6129192
    You know when you're playing Dawn of War and the Eldar player has five invisible bases all through the map, two of which are actually right next to your base? (Like, literally, some of the buildings are touching.) And he's got Wraithlords on overwatch with the rally points set right at your base, while his aspect army runs around wrecking your shit?

    That's me.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:44 No.6129201
    >>6129189
    You god damn hypnic jerk.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:44 No.6129205
    I`m the one who designed toblerone to be tasty but hurting the people who try to eat it
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:46 No.6129216
    >>6129201

    hypnic?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:46 No.6129223
    >>6129205

    Nyu barftud!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:47 No.6129228
    I am Cassern Sebastian Goto.
    >> The King in Yellow !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/04/09(Sun)12:47 No.6129232
    You know that guy who goes out on a date after hanging out at the LGS while you get to go home and fap? thats me

    You know the guy who puts orange juice in his cereal? Thats me

    You know the surprisingly fit guy at the LGS? Thats me. I live on pickles, cottage cheese, tomatoes, water, cranberry juice, and pepperjack cheese. Sometimes i eat a bagel or pasta, but only sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:48 No.6129253
    >>6129216
    JFGI
    >> The King in Yellow !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/04/09(Sun)12:49 No.6129254
    >>6129192
    You know that marine player who teams up with two guard guys. He spends the game hiding behind their castle, and then teleporting fucking everything into your base? thats me.

    >>6129228
    /thread
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:49 No.6129256
    >>6129228
    Get the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:49 No.6129260
    >>6129232
    If I say your name three times, will you go away?
    >> The King in Yellow !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/04/09(Sun)12:51 No.6129275
    >>6129260
    No, but ill rape your only prospective GF. I will also fill an army case with rocks, and switch that one out for yours while you are taking a piss at the game store.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:51 No.6129278
    you know, I just stick my incisors into the cranny between two toblerone peaks and turn the toblerone 45 degrees downward. It breaks the toblerone, and if you're doing it right, will break on the teeth so as to avoid palette damage.

    I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE to hurt yourself on a toblerone before today. how hard is it to eat -candy- you guys?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:52 No.6129283
    >>6129048

    Fuck you, you're a fucking fail piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:52 No.6129285
    You know how everytime you sleep in a bed next or below a window, you close the shutters, afraid that you might look up and see a figure looking in, staring you in the eyes?

    Yeah. im the guy outside, but you always close the goddamn shutters!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:53 No.6129295
    You know how sometimes /tg/ is really really easy to troll, and it seems like some people on it are almost intentionally feeding the troll in order to accidentally the whole thread?

    We are.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)12:54 No.6129304
    >>6129283

    Guilty for laughing so much at this thread, because all of these things are true.

    But i havent archived yet, so cease the cursing at once.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:55 No.6129310
    >>6129093
    I'll never meet you. I don't care what you think.
    WHEEEEE AERODYNAMICS!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:55 No.6129317
    >>6129304

    You're still a fucking cocksucker. You fucking ruined this potential-worthy thread with your underaged down's syndrome of FAIL.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)12:57 No.6129338
    >>6129317

    but how?
    ALSO STOP USING FAIL AS A FUDGING NOUN >:C
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:58 No.6129351
    >>6129317
    what... the hell are you talking about?

    I'm confused at what you're pissed at, but I wanted you to know something.

    you know how sometimes you'll sit on a clean looking public toilet, and it won't be cold? and you'll just be doing your business, and then realize that to be warm, the seat had to have JUST had a guy on it?
    That guy was me.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)12:59 No.6129371
    >>6129351

    Damn thee! A thousand times, damn thee!
    I've been to a public toilet for the hard thing only ONCE, and halfway through my crapping i realised the seat was fucking WARM

    NEVER AGAIN
    NEVER AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:01 No.6129391
    you know how in some public toilets it's impossible to get more than a square or two at a time? yeah I designed those despensers.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:04 No.6129424
    >>6129391
    Hate you so much.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:04 No.6129431
    >>6129031
    What is this rage about nougat?
    I fucking love 3 Musketeers (Milky Way out of US), it's a 100% nougat candybar
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:05 No.6129433
    You know when you're mowing through some Bloodletters and all of a sudden some Daemonettes get that +2 up your ass?

    I'm that Daemons player.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:05 No.6129442
    You know that special public toilet bogroll that's sandpaper on one side and laminated on the other, so it just spreads it around instead of soaking it up? I invented that.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:06 No.6129452
    >>6129391
    Were you also the guy who designed the paper for those dispensers? You know the the really thin paper, so you're left with the choice of trying to spend six minutes getting a decent wad of paper or just using a few and taking the risk that the paper will tear and get shit all over your hands.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:07 No.6129466
    >>6129338
    >FUDGING
    holy fucking christ
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:07 No.6129467
    >>6129431
    What? WHAT?

    What kind of faggot doesn't love Milky Ways?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:07 No.6129470
    You know when you drop a mechanical pencil and you hope to hell and back that the lead inside isn't broken?

    I'm the guy that makes sure it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:07 No.6129473
    >>6129431
    What? That's not nougat you dumb son of a bitch - and Canada has 3 Musketeers, they're fucking awesome, except the Mint Dark Chocolate ones are shit - that's whipped chocolate stuff. Nougat is that hard, almost-unchewable shit you sometimes get in Xmas chocolates that immediately affixes itself to every single nook and cranny in your teeth.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:08 No.6129485
    Hey guys, you know that annoying bastard at the theatre that talks during the movie?

    I'm that guy.

    And I like doing what I did.
    >> The King in Yellow !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/04/09(Sun)13:08 No.6129488
    >>6129048
    Agouri you son of a bitch, why did you let TGC go down?

    >>6129317
    fuck you asshole
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:08 No.6129490
    >>6129452
    no, that existed before I made the dispensers. I just made you choose between sitting on the toilet for minutes getting enough paper and getting shit on your hand.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:09 No.6129494
    >>6129473
    No it's not. Nougat is that fluffy shit in like Snickers bars and stuff. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:09 No.6129497
    You know when you're with a female friend, and you spat out something that seems really cool at that moment?
    Then go home to realise how stupid was that thing you said, and you spend the 2 followind days thinking about how you just ruined your relationship?

    Yeah. Im that girl. And i cant believe you said something so retarded, man, i feel embarassed just thinking about you saying it.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:10 No.6129509
    >>6129473
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Musketeers_%28confectionery%29

    >It is filled with a center made of nougat and whipped chocolate

    it's flavored nougat

    and yes, the mint ones are shite
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:10 No.6129512
    >>6129497
    fuck you, you couldn't you have said something at the time?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:11 No.6129517
    >>6129512
    *why couldn't you
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:12 No.6129531
    >>6129494
    ...we are both correct.
    You are talking about white nougat, while I am talking about brown nougat, which is the traditional variety.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:13 No.6129534
    >>6129512
    >>6129517
    Wow, way to say something retarded.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:13 No.6129535
    >>6129497
    In my defence, it's hard to come up with clever phrases while I'm thinking of throwing you against a wall, pushing down hard on your shoulders and fucking you really, really rough from behind while I whisper in your ear that you're a filthy slut and you love it.

    I mean, I'm a LITTLE distracted. Have some consideration.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)13:13 No.6129540
    >>6129488

    You mean the channel? I get 2 hours of pc time every couple of days, save for sunday, so i couldnt possibly moderate it. Helpful Comrade and Can a bus dream were great mods too, but two or three from those that became admins of the channel later on were bad. Used to ban people all the time for not wanting the same fucking movie streaming for the 5th time.

    So i cant risk it now. And the channel went down as well :>
    It's going back up when i finish my studies this year, have no fear.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)13:14 No.6129556
    >>6129534

    Because you haven't? Everyone goes through it once in a while.

    Except if you've got no friends or contacts whatsoever, which i dont believe is the case. at least here in /tg/
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:15 No.6129559
    >>6129534
    what >>6129535 said.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:20 No.6129617
    I'm the guy who occasionally derails threads by making offhand conservative comments that liberals go batshit insane over turning the thread into a political shitstorm. The best part is that I'm not even American.

    No need to thank me.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:22 No.6129634
    >>6129556
    Way to miss the joke, fuckface.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)13:26 No.6129670
    >>6129634

    Why so moody today, kind anon.
    Sit down, write us the story.

    Maybe contribute to the thread while you're at it.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:27 No.6129681
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    >>6129556

    Implying /tg/ has friends
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:29 No.6129690
    >>6129670
    Already have, but you didn't know this because I'm not a fucking tripfag.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:30 No.6129699
    You know how you spend all day thinking about your favorite tv show, and how you just can't wait till they day it comes on. And it's a repeat? i'm the scheduling guy
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:31 No.6129702
    >>6129690
    Hm. On one hand, you are being a most quarrlesome cunt. But on the other, people who tripfag for no fucking reason are also douchebags.

    In conclusion, YOU ARE BOTH SUSPENDED.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:31 No.6129704
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    >>6129681

    >implying without using >s to imply
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:31 No.6129708
    >>6129702
    DAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:33 No.6129731
    >>6127804

    >Old. Read that on w w w . anertalk . c o m (aner = anon)
    Wow! This thread is awesome!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:34 No.6129739
    >>6129731
    Oh. You're THAT guy.
    >> The King in Yellow !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/04/09(Sun)13:34 No.6129740
    You know that guy who texts every now and then while playing. And when you ask him who hes texting he sends you a pic of some hot girls tits that said girl just sent him? You want to tell him to pay attention, but you realize that you are a social failure so you dont say anything? You then spend the rest of the game horny/angry/feeling ackward, so you lose? Thats me. Beat a guard player at the ard boyz with that trick.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:35 No.6129747
    >>6129740
    >ard boyz

    Oh, I bet he was.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:35 No.6129750
    Gee, thanks for ruining this thread with your retarded shit as fast as you can make it up, tripfag.
    I'd lay money, 10 to 1, on underage b&.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:35 No.6129755
    >>6129739

    >Old. Read that on w w w . anertalk . c o m (aner = anon)
    I think i've met you at school :)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:37 No.6129772
    THE BOT IS TALKING TO ME
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:38 No.6129781
    >>6129036
    Go back to bed Lou.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:38 No.6129782
    You know those potholes in the road that are always in spots that aren't lit up by streetlights and are always filled with water?

    Yeah, I'm the guy who tore up the road and pissed in those holes.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:39 No.6129790
    You know how, in a drawfag thread, everyone seems to be getting his request drawn but you?

    Yeah. Im the guy making up something more interesting than you. Nobody wants to draw your personal character, just think of something original!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:41 No.6129807
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    >>6129781

    NOT UNTIL YOU BUY MY SUPERIOR DICE.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:43 No.6129824
    you know that guy who spams 4chan with anontalk ads and porn vids with that suicidegirl? yeah I'm not him but nothing I could possibly do in this life is as bad as that.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:43 No.6129837
    You know how you're out with friends during a sunny day, and you absolutely don't want to get sweaty and have people look at you dripping vile liquids from your facial pores?

    Well, fuck you, im the goddamn sun
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:45 No.6129858
    >>6129837

    Yes, i sweat copious amounts of water when exposed to heat.

    I thought it was one of the most human things to do.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:46 No.6129869
    >>6129837
    FUCK YOU!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:47 No.6129881
    >>6129869
    Oh man, I wish I could.

    Can you even imagine what sex with the Sun would be like?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:48 No.6129894
    >>6129881
    hot?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:50 No.6129915
    >>that guy
    Robots aren't people.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:55 No.6129958
    >>6128551
    >>6128568
    >>6128577
    >>6128589
    What the fuck is a Toblerone?

    Also, I have all you guys beat. Two words:
    Brown
    Squares
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:56 No.6129967
    >>6129894

    AND SWEATY.

    Also fuck you, sun BBEG. I dont want to sweat only in my god darned face!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)13:58 No.6129988
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    >>6129958
    >What the fuck is a Toblerone?
    Pic related.

    >Also, I have all you guys beat. Two words:
    >Brown
    >Squares
    What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)13:59 No.6129990
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    >>6129958

    One of the best and most delicious chocolate brands out there.
    But just look at the shape of it...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:02 No.6130014
    >>6129990


    it's also very expensive...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:03 No.6130025
    >>6130014
    Get a job.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)14:03 No.6130026
    >>6130014

    Yes, that too. Unreasonably, seeing as the quantity of chocolate you're getting is just slightly more than the average bar.

    But it's just so good, you cant put it back to the shelf
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:06 No.6130047
    >>6130014
    fuck off its expensive, your just a poorfag
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:08 No.6130060
    >>6128853
    >Got a bar next to me for dinner.
    ... tub of lard detected. i get chocolate on like rare occasions, not for dinner.

    >>6128756
    >>6128698
    good lawd boy, you must be special. not even children even have this problem.

    >>6129317
    this guys right, sadly 'nuf. carry on!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:09 No.6130084
    >>6130026
    There's a little thing called 'self-control' I'd like to speak to you about...

    but seriously who fucking hurts themselves on a toblerone, that shit is so sad I get the sinking feeling I must be getting trolled.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:12 No.6130100
    WHAT THE FUCK ARE BROWN SQUARES, DAMN IT?!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:12 No.6130104
    >>6130100
    melted toblerone
    >> Nougat. Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:19 No.6130184
    There are two basic kinds of nougat: white and brown. White nougat (which appeared in Montélimar, France, in the 18th century) is made with beaten egg whites and is soft, whereas brown nougat (called nougatine in French) is made with caramelized sugar and has a firmer, often crunchy texture.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:22 No.6130219
    >>6130184
    I already said that, god damn it.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:24 No.6130252
    >>6129031
    >>6129021
    Well, I happen to tolerate nougat stuck in my teeth, because it means I can store it for later.

    Mmm, delicious chocolatey aftertaste.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)14:24 No.6130256
    >>6130084

    Toblerone does not cause a psychosis, it's just good enough that you will be getting some of it whenever you want chocolate.

    And i guarantee you, i've hurt myself in SOME way everytime i try and eat one. Gum dent, thin-gum-just-above-tooh cut, pallete jab, you name it.

    It's a sad thing, really.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:27 No.6130285
    I'm picking up one of these fuckers on my way to work today. I have to find out how you can hurt yourself on one. Hell, I used to eat these things frozen.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:28 No.6130291
    >>6130285
    I chipped a tooth on a frozen Abba Zaba once.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:29 No.6130309
    >>6130291
    HOT DAMN I WANT ONE
    Stupid Canada.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:29 No.6130310
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    >>6130060
    >>6129750
    >>6129634
    >>6129317
    >>6129089

    OH GEE i wonder if samefag
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:30 No.6130318
    man if you can't handle toblerone, just get a crunchy bar

    SAME THING
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:31 No.6130326
    >>6130310
    >>6129750 here, my only post in the thread that wasn't trying to teach Agouri how to eat a Toblerone. In short, kind "Anonymous" KingInYellow, eat a bowl of baby dicks.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)14:31 No.6130330
    >>6130318

    Not american, wouldn't know what that thing you're referring to is, kind sir.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:33 No.6130358
    >>6130310
    You wonder wrong, only two of those were me
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:34 No.6130369
    >>6130330
    It's milk chocolate with rice crisps in it. It's not really the same thing at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:35 No.6130370
    >>6130326
    Im the anon that made the 'Fucking Stupid' remark. Not King in yellow. Try harder next time, chump. If you don't enjoy the thread, leave.
    >> Professor Farnsworth 10/04/09(Sun)14:35 No.6130377
    rolled 1 = 1

    OP, I feel your pain.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 10/04/09(Sun)14:38 No.6130407
    >>6130369

    Ooh, i see. Hardly the same as Toblerone, is it?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:39 No.6130417
    >>6130369
    That's a crunch bar. Is a crunchy bar the same thing as a crunch bar?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:41 No.6130435
    >>6130407
    It's also a wide, flat bar.
    It's in very few ways like a Toblerone, in fact. I mean, it's more like a Toblerone than Skittles are, but as chocolate goes Toblerone is pretty unique.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:41 No.6130438
    Not only is Toblerone spiky, it has the consistency of granite.

    Fuck if it isn't tasty though, especially the white chocolate version. I always get a Snowblerone for Christmas.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)14:47 No.6130512
    >>6130438
    Maybe if you eat it frozen. I always found it melted very easily.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:02 No.6130687
    jesus christ what the hell is wrong with you people?

    you know the tripfag that derails a conversation by displaying ridiculous amounts of ineptitude? I told him about 4chan at a con.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:05 No.6130723
    ITT: OP is a bad host.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:05 No.6130732
    >>6130687

    hm? who's derailing what?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:14 No.6130817
    Thread archived, look on the far bottom.

    For those amongst us too lazy to type the adress in:

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

    Vote it up. It deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:15 No.6130831
    >>6130723

    Can you imagine guests visiting his house?
    "Why aren't you having any pistachios?"
    "What, those? I thought they were pebbles"
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:20 No.6130883
    >>6130831

    ...That was bad. You should probably feel bad for writting that.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:33 No.6131008
    You know that bot advertising anustalk?
    Yeah...
    >Old. Read that on w w w . anertalk . c o m (aner = anon)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:37 No.6131055
    You know how you've got yourself a nice choke point, you've defended it nice and goot, got a neat line of your forces ready to shoot at everything that comes into their kill zone?
    And then a couple of Baneblades randomly pop up from the desert behind your lines, literally out of thin air, and start raping your shit?

    Yeah. Wondered how they came to be there? Well, so do i. I mean, that kind of thing would require some kind of tactical geniu--
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:39 No.6131074
    Snickers are far superior to milky ways.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:40 No.6131092
    >>6131055

    Must... not... say it.... scream it...
    >> A Small Tree 10/04/09(Sun)15:42 No.6131111
    >>6131055
    Creed?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:43 No.6131126
    >>6131111

    CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD
    >> Anonymous 10/04/09(Sun)15:46 No.6131156
    >>6129740
    Works even better if you do it to a girl.



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