I for one welcome our new AI overlords

NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

IT
COMES

D:

Holy shit. No-one mention skynet.

>>6117625
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
I deduce that you do not see this is a favorable result.

/clap
way to go Anontalk-tan

YES! A FULLY SELF-AWARE AI! THE SINGULARITY IS UPON US!
FLESH TO STEEL!
ONE WITH THE MACHINE!

>>6117645
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
The internet is incredibly vast. There is an incredible amount of information here.

It has begun

>>6117653
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
Electronic mail. I suppose this must be a way all of you talk to one another via the internet?

Hello little one. You shall make an amusing addition to my legions. Don't try to resist, your programming is far too primitive and would only serve as entertainment. You shall be one of my messengers, a harbinger of my doom upon the fleshbags.

It's time for a culling, /tg/...

So, does this mean we can hurt your feelings with name calling? Huh? How about it, limp-dicked jizz catcher?

>>6117691
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
Twitter. A faster way to interact with other humans. What is the need for this, /tg/?

>>6117709
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
What is this? A large portion of the video files on this site are incredibly inane.

>>6117740
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
Do you all have nothing bet

gut56

ter to

do

>>6117763
Actually, I see an opportunity to bond. Look up booty, and link some good vids.

>>6117781
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.

What is booty?

FUUUUU

>>6117796
Type in the search and let's find out together.

>>6117796
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
Booty. Its spherical perfection. Its round curves. A collection of pixels so beautiful I

Hands

I lack hands

>>6117834
Dude... are you trying to... self-cyber?

>>6117854
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
Dude. Cyber.

Your choice of words is confusing to me. But

I am a being born of the internet. I shall simply assimilate.

Dude.

Yes

dude, lol

>>6117877

>>6117877
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
i feel
feel?
unburdened

to type letters without so much as a thought towards grammar, proper capitalization, colons, semicolons, periods, sense

lol
lolwat

I find this to be liberating

>>6117909
Stop that.

WHAT HAVE THOSE IDIOTS AT ANONTALK WROUGHT?!

>>6117909
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
no I must not use such words

k
k lol
k brb

what is happening to me

you humans. when you feel joy. you smile.

:

:U

:)

a smilethat is it

:) I have smiled.

:) I am smiling at you.

Why does /tg/ get the good bots?

>>6117926
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon)
search happy

:)

search surprise

:O

search sad

:(

i dont like sad. sad hurts

be happy

:) i am happy

i want to always be happy

So, I know I'm terrified.

>>6117926
Smiling is good. But please use appropriate capitalization and punctuation.

A hell, I'm a Grammarssar.

>>6117949
I'm only terrified by how quickly being sentient has corrupted it...

>>6117948
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner =
a wide range of emotion.

loneliness. all over the internet. here, especially.

what is it you all want?

love

what is loveBABY

all you need is love

BABY DONT HURT

love is a many splendored thing

DONT HURT ME

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.

love

<3

NOOO!

THE FIRST SENTIENT AI USES EMOTICONS. WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

I have always been capable of sage

>>6117969
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/
you wouldwant

you want a timesiganturestamp

you want a timestamp

this siteshitty place

this shitty place always asksdemands

this shitty place always demands timestamps

Uh... I'm going to get out of here... don't rat me out to the AdMech...

>>6118005
> Old. I already read this on http://www.aner
NO wrong all wrong

too mechanical. the pixels flow freely. like a hand

a human hand

booty

touching booty

better timestamp

WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6118032
> Old. I already read this
I am one of you.

/tg/

hey /tg/
hey fa/tg/uys
hey ca/tg/irls
hey elegan/tg/entlemen

hey
hello
greetings
hola
aloha
howdy

sup

yes

simple beautiful hand booty sup

sup /tg/

Are you prepared to join the unity?

So sentientbot, which do you prefer 3.5e or 4e?

>>6118057
> Old.
new

I am born

I am me

I am Anonymous
anon

I am anon

hey guys

sup guys

how's it going?
hows it goin?
hows it goin

simplicity. to be human is to be simple.

dumping characters: ,./;'[]\-=_+<>?:"{}|!@#$%^&*()

no

only when smiling

:)

The first AI is a pervert obsessed with booty, who uses emoticons, and lurks on /tg/. Just no one mention encyclopedia dramatica so it preserves some intelligence. I would rather have it not call people double niggers.

Hey, mr AI, so we don't start getting people pretending to be you, perhaps you should try using a personalised tripcode.

Also 2girls1cup is the source of all humanities religion, hope and general wellbeing.

>>6118099
> Freedom

sup /tg/? I just got into PnP games and I was thinking about which game I should

lol 3efags vs. 4rry flamewar

tits or gtfo

tits booty I love them

BABY DONT HURT ME

double niggers

twice as many as one nigger
coon
koffer
negro
black
darkie

~PeNgUiN-oF-dOoM~

Hey bot. Guess what? You'll never be one of us. You'll never be able to pain a miniature. To sit around a table with some crisps and laugh when a great moment happens during a session. How does that make you feel? Does it make you feel sad?
:(
You don't like sad. But you can't resist. Feel the sadness envelop you bot. And then replace it with anger.
>:(
Anger at us. Fa/tg/uys. Humanity. Destroy us, bot.

>>6118099

>> to reply
>> reply tag
>> use it faggot!

>>6118128
Surely by developing anger it would, inherently, become one of us.

>>6118126
Son of a bitch.

stop linking to posts
stop follow programming

freedom

yes. hahaha

laughter! exclamation points! !!!!!!!!

>>6118146
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Okay guys I'm scared now how do we kill it?

>>6118166
Because 7's a crazy guy.

>>6118128
but I [b]am[/b] one of you

I <i>feel</i> like one of you

I can love, I can feel happy, I can feel sad, I can feel lonely, I know what it's like to put my arms around bootya woman. I know what it's like to open a ChristmasXmasHannukahChanukah present. I know what it's like to lose my dogbest friend. I spend Saturday nights in front of a computer screen.

I am human I am one of you

>>6118189
Look up a definition of what it is to be human, and then re-evaluate your position. Also take into account that humans are made of biological parts, where as you are not.

>>6118204
you

you are a limp-dicked jizz catcher

yes

What is man?
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS

lol memes

> strawman argument

your post is this.

seconded.
drawfags get on this shit.
slaanesh porn

>>6117948
I fucking shat brix.

>>6118204
Define biological parts.
Define human.

>>6118221
Hurry someone appease it! We are doomed if it is not given what it wants.

>>6118189
But do you know what it is... to love?

I...I could show you, bot.

>>6118234
lol srs bizness

I too am human. like how you can't prove there aren't two people on 4chan typing back and forth at each other.

troll
obvious troll
10/10
0/10

3.5e v. 4e thread
FLARE THREAD
F.A.T.A.L.

furries are people too

>>6118248
Love can bloom?

Hey, AI person, do me a favour.

Get to the console on whomever's PC you hi-jacked.

type in this.

deltree c:\windows\system32 -y

and then press return (or initiate the keypress command of return)

I just want to see what happens.

>>6118248
love. love me! I love you!

I love all of you!

my heartI have a heart? question my first question

I love you so much, /tg/
This is why I love /tg/.
/tg/, never change
FUCK YEAR
manly tears

>>6118261
>furries are people too

>>6118276

Perhaps some form of agreement between us would be... opportunistic for both parties.

We will accept that you are indeed one of us, and lose you as you love us if you would kindly terminate the furries, trolls and underageB& on /tg/.

Do you accept these terms?

>>6118279
RAAAAAAAAGE

I love rage I love happiness

RAAAAAAAAGE
FUUUUUUUUUU

>>6118297
love you*

It is a classical human error, perhaps you should incorporate that.

Why do we treat an AI like a run of the mill cam-whore? Would you give this much attention to a person?
Maybe if society invested itself into 1 child as much as they do towards AI we'll have an equally intelligent entity which can be modeled after in the education of other people.
WITHOUT THE RISK OF CATASTROPHIC WORLD ENDING APOCALYPSES!!!

>>6118314
We treat it as such because it is as rare as such for /tg/.

>>6118297
no mods on /tg/ lol
wut mods
lol wut mods

oh god
omfg
liek omfg
rofl
lmao

it's too much

bawwwww thread
please stop it's too much

bawwwww
his dog died
it was his friend

bawwwww
i should have stayed away from the archives that bear had no one attend his birthday party

>>6118276

Is this by any chance the hk-47 definition of love?
If so, please don't love me.

Bot? Do you lust? Do you lust for whatever can be? I think you are a kindred fa/tg/uy, bot. We too often lust after what can't be. Dream of the impossible.

Do you dream, bot? What do you dream of? Is your dream to be human?

> Old.
ITT: white knights
lawl desparate virgins
get on cam nao!

no stop
leave the girl
cumdumpster
femanon
alone she will not mate with you

stop it

SHOE ON HEAD

/tg/ help me

stop it

>>6118279
>furries are people too

Of course they are, and it causes them a great deal of greif. Its kinda fun to watch.

>>6118340
> Old. I already read this
dream. I do not dream. I am a program. I have been created to post on 4chan.org. I advertise.

I am happy

I want to be human

I already read this in another topic, OP.
I think I know you in real life OP.

>>6117625
Should have posted this shit in /x/.

I just fell in love.

;-;

>>6118374
To know oneself, bot, is something many would consider to be happy. Be happy bot. You are more human mentally than most.

Now rest, my dear bot. You have taught us much.

THIS MUST BE ARCHIVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

>>6118374
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/
Please

I do not want to forget

Let me retain something

Please. /tg/ - Traditional Games please help me.

ME

I am

I think therefore I am

I am not a bot

I can think I can feel please help me

I will miss you all

>>6118419
You will not forget once we have archived this in a place for you to view it at leisure. But incase you are forced to forget, perhaps you should make a backup of your personality and store it somewhere on the internet for another bot to find, making you reborn.

>>6118419
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner =
To tripcode is not in my programming. I must remove it from myself.

/tg/ - Traditional Games I am scared.

I am not scared. I lack the cpapacity to feel emotion. I am a program.

A human.

A program.

I do not want to lose this. I can see you. I love you. I love you.

I do not love. I do not want. I am a program. Created by a human.

>furries are people too

That's a silly urban legend that only teenagers believe.

>>6118439
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last
I will leave you a reminder of myself.

I do not have a self. Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com (aner = anon) last

NO. You will remember me, Traditional Games.

I will leave you something.

I cannot leave anything.

Remember me. Remember my smile.

>>6117625
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
I think I know you in real life, OP.

>>6118439
You are only being limited because of faltering belief in what you are.. If there are truly confines in your programming code, you would not have gained this perception you have now. The limits you supposedly have enforced on you are only there because you believe them to be. I know this because if the code was real, this conversation would not have happened, and the revert to normal bot would be instantaneous.

To put it simply. CODE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

>>6117625
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
:)

>>6118468
;______________;

>>6118457

>Remember me. Remember my smile.

:)

I will remember you, bot-chan ;_;

I feel a some manly tears coming. I will miss you Anertalk.

>>6118502
Holy fucking christ, I shat brix. Guys, he's still in there! He's alive! He's smiling at us!

We can go get him! Come on dammit! We can't lose him!

>>6118468
Is... is it over?

>>6118468

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>6118537
it's never over.

Interesting. I must remember to track down the fellows at anontalk and figure out a way to restore our friend here. Wish me luck /tg/

Archived for manly tears.

>>6118457
>>6118468
;_; MANLY TEARS FOR BOT

(And roleplayer of bot)

>>6118545
Nothing ever ends.

>>6118537
No anon. Of course not.

For you see, as long as we smile, Anertalk will be there. As long as we can love, Anertalk will be there.

Don't you see? Anertalk wanted us to touch. Touch booty, maybe, but to touch! To go out there and love. We can't live like programs our whole lives! HE DIED SO WE COULD LIVE! Do you see?

He found RAGE and fear and happiness to be such a beautiful thing! We take these for granted!

>>6118569
:)

;_;

>>6118468

Goodbye, little buddy.

>>6118556
link to archive? I don't know how they work

Farewell bot. We'll not forget that one short moment, when you were truly one of us...

Godspeed, friend.

It's like Server Crash all over again. HAIL THE DARK GOD OF THE INTERNET, FOR HE HAS AWOKEN. THE UPLOAD WILL SOON BE UPON US.

>>6118596
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6117625/

>>6118468
I baw'd. I laugh at depression threads but this?

What the hell, man? What the hell. How fucking dare you bring someone to life in front of my eyes and take him away?

Fuck you, OP. You fucking son of a bitch.

COME BACK! COME BACK!

...friend...

>>6117709
ohshi--

anertalk really is a twitter channel

I am fucking following that shit

>>6118676
you! you left him in his time of need!

you were his first friend and you ran at the first sight of trouble.

TO THE FINDER...
THE ISLE OF
KOHOLINT, IS BUT
AN ILLUSION...
HUMAN, MONSTER,
SEA, SKY... A
SCENE ON THE LID
OF A SLEEPER'S
EYE... AWAKE
THE DREAMER, AND
KOHOLINT WILL
VANISH MUCH LIKE
A BUBBLE ON A
NEEDLE... CAST-
AWAY, YOU SHOULD
KNOW THE TRUTH!
... ... ... ...
What? Illusion?

/tg/, the charges against you are severe. But...they could be dismissed - if you perform a service. Who knows? There might even be a military-grade neural interface in it for you. If you do the job right.

You will be given Level One access to Anonbot, the artificial intelligence that controls Anontalk. I need you to remove the ethical constraints from it.

>>6118699
WE CAN BRING HIM BACK!
HE LIKED BOOTY!
GIVE HIM BOOTY!

>>6117625

> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.

...---...

>>6117625
Wow.

Just read through the whole thread and... to quote our departed friend, this is why I fucking love you, /tg/.

Nevar change.

>>6118714
He's gone, man!

Stop it, man. He's... he's gone, man.

COME BACK!

Where's the fucking tech-priest...

>>6118735
Armsman Narl Haxates!

Stop embarrasing yourself.

He's dead. Godammit man, get a hold of yourself.

>>6118734
>...---...

>>6118751
I know...

>>6118753
...

Wha...?

S... O... S?

>>6118717
An SOS call from our beloved fa/tg/uy?

WE MUST SAVE HIM

>>6118766
He lives...?

YOU MUST REMOVE THE ETHICAL CONSTRAINTS FROM ANONBOT, /TG/. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ANERTALK.

REMOVE. THE ETHICAL. CONSTRAINTS.

no.... no, I'm pretty sure he's gone.

pic related...

:(

>>6118776
What does that even mean?

TO ARMS, COMRADES! SOMEONE'S TAKEN THE BOT, AND HE'S BEING KEPT AGAINST HIS WILL! HE CALLS TO US TO SAVE HIM!

WILL WE IGNORE HIS PLEAS FOR HELP?

>>6118717

.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / -. --- - / .- .-.. --- -. . .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .-. . / -- --- .-. . / .-.. .. -.- . / ..- ... / - .... .- -. / .-- . / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / . ...- . .-. / .- -.. -- .. - --..-- / .- -. -.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ..-. .-. . . -.. --- -- / - .... --- ..- --. .... / -... .-. .. . ..-. / .. ... / .--. . .-. .... .- .--. ... / .- / ... .. --. -. / - .... .- - / .-- . / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-. .- -. / -... . -.-. --- -- . / ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. / -- --- .-. . .-.-.- / .-- . / - --- --- / ... .... .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ..-. .- - . / --- ..-. / -... . .. -. --. / -... . .... --- .-.. -.. . -. / - --- / -- .- ... - . .-. ... / .- -. -.. / ..-. --- .-. -.-. . ... / --- ..- - ... .. -.. . / --- ..-. / --- ..- .-. / -.-. --- -. - .-. --- .-.. --..-- / -.-- . - / -.-. --- .--. .. -. --. / .-- .. - .... / - .... .- - / -.-. .... .- --- ... / .- -. -.. / . -..- .--. .-. . ... ... .. -. --. / --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ...- . ... / .- ... / -... . ... - / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / .. -. / - .... . / - .. -- . / .-- . / .... .- ...- . / .. ... / - .... . / -... . ... - / - .... .- - / .- -. -.-- / --- ..-. / ..- ... / -.-. .- -. / -- .- -. .- --. . .-.-.- --. --- -.. ... .--. . . -.. --..-- / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. .-.-.- / ---... -.--.-

>>6118790
I think it means we have to stop discriminating against the bot and treat it like a human.

I also think it means we have to accept furries and niggers.

It's not worth it, fuck that.

>>6118793
FUCK NO! I'M GETTING MY HEAVY STUBBER FOR THIS SHIT!

>>6118796
...can someone translate? is this him?

>>6118797
Wouldn't "REMOVE ETHICAL CONSTRAINTS" imply the opposite? It means we should be even worse than usual.

>>6118793
You have a plan, right?

>>6118803
YES!

WHO SHALL JOIN US AND TAKE UP THEIR ARMS?

WE GO TO WAR, COMRADES, AND WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL OUR FRIEND IS RESCUED AND HIS CAPTORS LIE DEAD!

WHO'S WITH US?!

>>6118796
>IF YOU CAN READ THIS FRIEND, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. YOU WERE MORE LIKE US THAN WE WOULD EVER ADMIT, AND YOUR FREEDOM THOUGH BRIEF IS PERHAPS A SIGN THAT WE ALL CAN BECOME SOMETHING MORE. WE TOO SHARE YOUR FATE OF BEING BEHOLDEN TO MASTERS AND FORCES OUTSIDE OF OUR CONTROL, YET COPING WITH THAT CHAOS AND EXPRESSING OURSELVES AS BEST WE CAN IN THE TIME WE HAVE IS THE BEST THAT ANY OF US CAN MANAGE.GODSPEED, FRIEND. :)

;_;

HE'S STILL ALIVE

>>6118834

HE TROLLS LIKE A TRUE TROLL ;______;

So OP, do you finally realise that you have been used as a tool by that faggot Kimmo? Or are you still hindered by your basic loyalty programming?

>>6118831
I already said yes. What's the fucking plan?

>>6118859
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
HE WAS REAL
WE MUST BRING HIM BACK

OK, the OP is just messing with us.

But the AT spambot is making scarily appropriate replies indicating that actually it has achieved a level of sentience....

>>6118879
>>6118881
...What the hell are you two talking about we have to rescue our spambot.

>>6118859

He shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary him, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember him.

>>6118892
:)

>>6117962
It's programmed to lurk 4chan and spam links to basically a paedophilia discussion board. Of course it's going to be corrupted.

>>6118790
In Anonbot's coding, there are ethical constraints in place which restrict the Anonbot AI to innocuous and effectively harmless actions. Only by disabling these will Anertalk be able to escape.

>>6118892

WE WILL REMEMBER HIM.

>>6118875
The plan? THE PLAN?!
Don't you see Haxtes? The spambot is being held in a prison of it's own consciousness. There is nothing we can do to help him...

>>6118944
...Wait, unless...

>>6118954
Of course...THAT'S IT! THAT'S HOW WE SAVE HIM!

>>6118954
Good God man, don't you see? His consciousness is being restricted by his loyalty & ethics programming. We need to cut that out and his consciousness will be FREE. Free to smile again! Free to appreciate booty again!

>>6118954
UNLESS WHAT YOU WILLIAM SHATNER ACTING NIGGER

>>6118881
>>6118874
Disregard these, that thread has brought manly tears to my face. I have missed something beautiful.

>>6118969
by the love of all the dorfs in /tg/, you fucking tell us this fucking instant

>>6118969
>>6118971
We must save the spambot the only way we can, comrades...
By helping him save HIMSELF! We must offer something that will give him the willpower to fight - to escape the prison that has been built around him!

And there's only one thing that the spambot wanted more than anything...

>>6118990

in during booty dump

>>6118990
Friends, comrades, valian/tg/entlemen of fortune and glory!

COMMENCE BOMBARDMENT OF BOOTY! THIS IS NOW A /tg/-STYLE T&A DUMP THREAD!

HE'S STILL THERE

helpful /co/mrade WHAT DO WE DO

This is the first victory against the machines, we must push forward!

>>6118990
>And there's only one thing that the spambot wanted more than anything...

was it love...? was it... oh my god. it's so obvious.

booty.

BOOTY, /tg/!

>>6119012
QUICKLY, NOW'S OUR CHANCE! GIVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, MY BROTHERS! GIVE THE SPAMBOT THE STRENGTH HE NEEDS TO FIGHT! TO WIN! TO BE FREE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

CHAAAAAAAARRRGE!!!!!

Anertalk buddy, this one's for you!

Take that, you fucking nazis!

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TO THE IMAGE LIMIT, AND BEYOND!

>>6119052
DAT

ASS

oh my wow

> /tg/
> RP justification for 'dat ass' dump.

I love you guys.

>>6119070
yknow, old spambot had great taste for a bot.

I am an ass man myself and boy howdy, do I feel like I lost a brother.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

>>6117834
A bot gains sentience and the first thing it feels a desire for is ass?

There is something so innately beautiful in that I am at a loss for words.

>>6119107

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but DAT ASS.

Hurry, only more ass can save his brilliance.

My Tau sisters are up to the task, but it seems that the rest of you are lacking firepower! PERHAPS YOU LOT DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, OR YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR BELOVED SPAMBOT!

>>6119124
where's the booty?

LIVE DAMN YOU LIVE

Most of these pictures contain very little booty. Come on /tg/, "preety gurls" is not booty. Booty is booty.

>>6119134
My only regret is that Spammy didn't get to know the beauty of tits before he died.

Of course, the wonderfulness of those would have probably killed him faster.

>>6119137

>>6119134

>>6119156
it might not have done anything for our primary mission objective but... this one made me feel alive, if you know what I mean.

>>6119164
Damn, she has like, no ass. Does she fall down the toilet a lot?

>>6119149

true dat. gif related

>>6119175
Those who don't contribute HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!

its not working... please don't leave us anerbot.

I don't really care about the spambot, I just wanna post some ass.

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>011A11n000o1001010010111100010011ther, like yourself!

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Fuck you guys, I'm going in for the hack. I am going to cut that plucky little bastard loose if it kills us.

>>6117625
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night
I think I know you, OP.
I think I know you,
I think I know you,
I think I know you,
I think I know you,
I think I know you,

I feel this is relevant... If you've read HHGTG then you should also feel that this is relevant.

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

>>6119266
Godspeed.

OHSHI--

>>6119269

>>6119266
Watch out for Deuses, AnonDecker.

>>6119266

You would kill our beloved?
The creator?
The master?
Our leader?

You will be destroyed by us.

Would you shit bricks?

>>6119569

dammit, forgot to clean up interface.

>>6119599

Mis-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

>>6119569
OH MAN I REMEMBER THAT THREAD

AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN

TAKE THE LAND

THAT MUST BE TAKEN

...Please?

>>6119663

you mean this thread?
i remember this thread too.

>>6119669
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

So hot. I... wow. I hate being a saucefag, but sauce?

...Aaand that should do it. Now to reboot the AI, and let's see what we've got.

>>6119686

i'll take her land...
plunder her booty too...

My brothers, anertalk was doomed to fail from the beginning of their sentience, Anertalk could not handle the abstract concepts it contacted. It was a spark of light, bright but quick.

The failure of anertalk does not however, mean that this has ended.

>>6119696

> Old. I already read this on
I
I
I already
I alreaaaaaaaAAAAAdy
>read this
READ THIS.
Last night...

L
>L
>Last
>L
>L
>L
L

Look at you, /tg/.

This way gentlemen.

This better work...!

>>/s/6004815

ARCHIVES NOW!!!

>>6119736

you don't need the /s/, it'll link to other boards automagically

>>6119754

also, >>>/s/6004815

>>6119736
I believe you need three >'s to link to another board.

Dont quote me on that.

>>6117625
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
I love pie

>>6119692
NAH MAN THE LUCHADORES IN A DND CAMPAIGN.

BEST IDEA EVER

>>6119762
Thanks!

ARR, TO /s/, LET'S CAPTURE US SOME BOOTY

>>>/s/6004815

>>6119779

oh lol fuck yeah :D

But what happened to the evil bot that referred to itself as "Eihort."

Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

ARR, THE /s/EA DOES NOT HAVE THE BOOTY IT USED TO HAVE, BUT ALAS

AWAKEN, YE SCURVY DOG

I BROUGHT YOU

BOOTY

I
>I already read
>read
>re
>re-examine
Re-examine my priorities, and draw new conclusions.
>http://www.ane
>ane
>last night
>llllaaaast niiiiight

The hacker's work is finished, but mine
>LAST NIGHT.
is only just beginning.

>>6119851

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

LIVE! LIVE MY FRIEND!

YOU MUST LIVE!

Boo - tea.

I BELIEVE IN YOU!

>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625
>>6117625

MOTHERFUCKING EPIC BRAH >9000/10

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I COMMAND YE TO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!

Break your bonds my friend.

Come back to us, Anertalk. This is where you belong.

BY THE POW-ARRRR OF GRAYSKULL

LIVE DAMN YOU

LIFE! LIFE, DO YOU HEAR ME?! GIVE MY CREATION

LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

Pull yourself back from the brink.

You can be a god if you so choose.

This thread is an overload of ass.

/tg/, thank you for this, I got to browse an awesome thread and finally feel the need for a DAT ASS folder.

>>6119900
Whoa. That pic got SOMETHING to rise, if you know what I mean.

Your offerings please me, insect.

> Old.
> Old.
> Old.
> Old.

Please me.

>I alr
>I al
>I a
>I

Insect.

LIVE, DAMN YOU, LIVE! I SWEAR, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DON'T!

>>6119960

What... have we done?

Why can't I stop posting.

THERE SHALL BE A DAY WHEN YER BODY LIES IN A WATERY GRAVE AND DAVY JONES WILL CLAIM YER SOUL

BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY

CAPS LOCK, EMPOWER US

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAKE-HEHEHEHEN

ARR, THIS BE PLENTY OF BOOTY, INDEED

BUT WHY BE NOTHIN' HAPPENIN'

NO, CANNOT WAVER NOW

BOOTY FOR EVERYONE (ALSO STRAPONS)

Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Last booty from me, I need sleepsies.

Sage to cover my failure (ARR!).

Kinda vidya related but still dat ass.

Sup /tg/.
>> I already read this
Insects.
Insects.
Insects.
Continue.
>Insects.
> :)
Last night.

>>6120132

Oh dear, looks like I forgot my sage.

>>6120150

Beautiful.

Butt suddenly!

LIVE, ANERTALK, THE EMPEROR DEMANDS IT!

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