Another version of the Frizzle lacks both a comb and wattles in favour of more feathers. These will bounce when the chicken moves.

>>6098702
polish?

what the hell, i'm already a fucking hedge wizard, it's not like i have any more dignity to lose

A breed based on the Australorp would suit a tougher person. Routinely reaching half a meter tall (roughly two feet), they are very muscular and strong, and would definitely be a candidate for growth spells.

>>6098725
More badass than most familiars. Fuck your rat, I have a chicken.

How about an afro duck

For a more agile breed, Game Hens are likely your go. They can achieve a faster run than most other breeds, although they do eat about the same amount of food each day.

Looking a little more evil, the Fighting Cock strikes an interesting form. Lacking comb and wattle, their appearance is interesting. Of course, they instinctually fight, an aspect which could easily be turned to the magic user's will and amplified with magic.

Lastly, if you are creating a Paladin on the Good side of the spectrum, the Orpington is a very memorable familiar.

>>6098725

When I was growing up in the country, we had Australorps. The roosters are fucking huge, and they glare at you and growl before attacking if they don't like you.

>>6098702
For your hemp hedge wizards

>>6098725
huge chicken is huge

>>6098702
That is what I imaging fuuka/derp looks like

I enjoyed this suggestion and shall consider it.

/tg/, you have convinced me to take a chicken as my next familiar. His name shall be Henry.

Ducks were here, TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

>Fighting Cock

Giggity

>>6098725

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

phoenix bantam

there is a chicken called the "Augsburgers"

>>6098849

He better be an Australorp. >>6098725 is badass.

>this thread

>>6098897

Heh.

Mille Fleur

Sebright Bantams

>>6098764

Holy shit, it's an Elven Chicken!

>>6098905
Fuck yeah he's an australorp. Biggest chickens I've ever had were Jersey Giants, I thought those motherfuckers were huge until I saw the australorp. Had to carry a shield to tend the chickens if the rooster was in the coop.

>>6098973

Your story reminded me of Ocarina of Time and fleeing the chickens.

the chillest roosters are always barred rocks

>>6098986
The ironic part of that is kicking the chicken was the SOLUTION to the problem rather than the cause... A couple good kicks that sent him into the wall tamed him right good.

>>6098702
It is Nerdrage Chicken.

"FUUUUUUUCK!"

A silky been posted yet?

>>6099037

How does it see?!

>>6099040
poorly

>>6099044
So punny.

>>6099057
I "gits" it

>>6098688

And then my cat familiar decided to eat a bird.

>>6099077

>>6099078
some of these chickens weigh more than a cat

>>6099090
I've seen pretty much chickens of all sizes chase cats of with a few pecks, cats are pussies.

>>6099104
cats aren't dumb, chickens have longer claws

>>6099090

An Australorp is a huge chicken. Similarly, I would have a huge cat.

Mightiest bird alive. Has poisonous talons and his kick can shatter bones

>>6099124
a gnu?

>>6099124
At least I am uglier

>>6099144
Cassowary

Look at this motherfucker. You could even ride it.

>>6099118

We just need a TactiCat Genius.

I'M WATCHIN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>6099170
taCATical Genius

>>6099176
keep looking all you want, you will never top my jerry curl

>>6099176
>Many internet entries about cassowaries state that they can disembowel a man or dog with one kick, with the long second toe claw cutting the gut open.

And you thought Velociraptors were dead.

>>6099195
But can they open doors?

This thread is making me wish the local KFC and Popeye's were open 24 hours.

>>6099057
I have never seen a man make that face, only women.

>>6099208
They just kick them open RIP AND TEAR

>>6098688

Jesus Christ. That's how it looks ALL THE TIME?

>>6099231
yes

>>6099210
Gay men do to. I think it has something to do with the enjoying of the cock.

>>6099209
We had some here..

They got closed down because they were selling drugs.

Ferrets > Chickens. Just look at this one assisting this alchemist at work.

>>6099233
SAC Motoko enjoys cock?

>>6099231
Jersey Giant guy here. I did 4H and yes, that is how they always look. Unless they're wet. Then they look sad and mean.

>>6099144
It's a Cassowary.

And they don't have poison per se - they just live in rainforests so their claws end up with all sorts of nasty bacteria on them that will wreck your shit if they break the skin. Which they will, since they're the most dangerous breed of bird on the planet.

>>6099236
Pop eyes chicken is additive...but drugs?

>>6098725

Australorp = Dwarvern Chicken?

A chicken would be good match for a wizard that is especially aspie. Horrible things they are.

>>6099266
MCFLY!

Are you too scared? POK POK POK!

>>6099255
It was two locations in this area too!

But I can't seem to remember if it was Popeye's or KFC. I wanna say Popeye's...

Guineas are horrible little bastard birds.

When they shit on things, THE SHIT DOES NOT COME OFF.

>>6099272

Oh shit, I got that. Well played, you a funny man.

>>6099282
like..totally awesome man

>>6099295
I was wondering, how do you write the sound a chicken makes? In Dutch it's like TOK TOK TOK

>>6099312
Bawk bawk bawk, here.

>>6099312
cluck cluck cluck

>>6099312

In the old days people said they clucked. CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.

I'd say BOK BOK BORORRRKK.....

Bawk bawk bawk.

Interesting fact: Chooks can only make twelve noises.

>>6099330
they make a low clucking sound when the have babies they are herding
a loud BAWK BAWK BAWK when the shit out an egg
A hissy screech when a bird flies over
and roosters have a weird grunt when they find food sort of emm emm emm if I remember right

>>6099302
The locations are now occupied by another food chain that didn't have a foothold in the area. Now there are no locations left here for the last one.

Oops. Good going.

If anyone makes a rooster familiar, they have to call it Brok for the lulz.

>>6099343
The fuck is a chook?

>>6099368

What Aussies call chickens.

>>6099353

nom nom nom

>>6099367
I say I say you should name it Foghorn Leghorn!

>>6099368

Considering that this thread is entirely about chickens, what do you think it is?

>>6099389
This is 4chan. Racism is a prevalent non-sequitur. I thought it was derogatory towards the Chinese, personally.

rolled 78 = 78

>>6099389
I have been getting about five hours of sleep a night for a week now and it is past my bed time. Despite this, I still feel stupid.

>>6099406

Don't worry about it. The word is Australian slang. 'Chook' should rhyme with 'Nook' when pronounced correctly.

>>6099453
Suddenly the awful Cartoon Network series' name makes sense.

>>6099458
Which?

Just look at Magic Unglued set and create it accordingly.

Necromancer, and a former chicken farmer whose chickens got slaughtered by bunch of hungry paladins was rather pissed and thus.. creating the unimagineable horror of

POULTRYGEIST!

>>6099473
"Chop Socky Chooks." It sucked. A lot.

>>6099489

>Poultrygeist

>>6099505
I hear that. God, it was bad.

Good idea, but don't do it in WoD.

Seriously.

>>6099513

You have no idea how many villages were terrorized after the said necromancer noticed how many eggs they cracked to make an omelet!

All those unborn chics were raised as poultrygeists and whole town were running around like headless chickens.

>>6099594
At least the necromancer could then control the poultrygeists and use them as his HENchmen.

>>6099616
I want to pat you on the back, but mostly to stick a thumbtack in there.

>>6099627
You're right, that one wasn't very good.

...

Now I have egg on my face.

This thread.

>>6099648

>>6099648
you could say you have been beaten

>>6099699

Lo' said the rooster god and bestowed the tool to hold back the unead clucking menace!

The holy eggbeater! Only usable by paladins of Tuck, plus points if he is named Ken and if he has fire mages or two in his party!

That weapon if something, can truly repel the stagnant egg golems, poultrygeists and dropping shamblers!

all of you in this thread must be yolk-ing

Your jokes are proof that God hates us.