And give them the attention they crave? Never!

Saged to bring topic into obscurity faster.

Forgive my ignorance, but what is AT?

encyclopediadramatica.com/anontalk

>>6087213
I think it's that site that uses green text and randomly post what looks like uninformed replies to the OP thread. They typically use the phrase "anen = anon" due to what I'm sure is some type of safeguard. They're assholes.

looks like someone is DDoSing them already, their site is down
I wanted to go and spam the reverse of what the bot is spamming here

I think they just assumed 4chan was behind it.

Maybe /b/, but their mistake is involving the entire board in their stupid squabble.

>>6087213
It's a site for pedos that spams links to it on 4chan, then gets butthurt when they get raided and DDoS'd in retaliation to tell them to shut the fuck up, resulting in more spamming because they somehow think increasing the provocation will make it stop.

>>6087274

Something I don't get - If 4chan is such a shithole, why do they want to draw the sort of people that made it that way over to their little den of feces?

>>6087274
It's a spiral now.

The guy that runs AT spams 4chan for spamming him. People here spam him cause he spams us.

Hell, the guy is even a totalitarian dickhole. His OWN MEMBERS are telling him to cut that shit out, and he bans them for daring to challenge his glorious authority.

>>6087182
Nice try, bot.

>>6087290
Story time.

Gather round, children. Aunty Fuuka will tell you.

The guy that runs AT was a b-tard once upon a time. One of those b-tards that thought 4chan was SO AWESOME CAUSE THEY ARE PEDOPHILES LIKE HIM LOL. He was seriously mistaken. He got a chance to cut it out, but the hammer fell and he got permabanned(and thus the 4chan war against CP happened).

He decided he'd make HIS OWN SITE that would allow freedom.. which is code for "I'm a sick child rapist why does no one like that?"

No one came to his site. He got mad about it.

So then he started spamming 4chan.

I've always found AT hilarias in the fact that about a year ago, they posted stuff like

"4chan is for stupid turds, come hang out with the real bosses of he internet at AT!"

And now they are reduced to saying "Sup bro, Amen-folks!" Me = No, Fo = Ta! Ingore S, and take out that Hyphon!"

>>6087224
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/4chan
>/tg/ - For the 4channer demography that so desperately needs to evade from reality, they even play tabletop RPGs (Which everybody knows are against the will of our Lord, Jesus Christ Mudkipz, and well, just plain wrong). Posting anything other than Warhammer: 40,000, D&D, Magic: The Gathering, or elf porn will get you banned.

>Posting anything other than Warhammer: 40,000, D&D, Magic: The Gathering, or elf porn will get you banned.

Am I supposed to believe the anontalk entry, because...

>>6087318
Seems pretty spot on broseph.

>>6087313
You now permanently appear in my imagination as this psycho

>>6087318
When /tg/ had mods (it happened. Once. He was a controlling fuckwit.) people got banned for that shit. The entire site is like that; check the 4chan entry.

It's about right, though, the at entry.

>>6087318

Most of the people that update ED tend to be from /b/ and don't really visit this board much.

The articles on /b/'s squabbles with other sites tend to be spot-on, though.

>>6087313
>>6087293

You seem to have a lot of personal experience with this pedophile and his pedo community website.

I like his demands for perfect grammar and spelling. Specifically, his own bizarre brand of grammar and spelling.

>>6087347
I read the article, and r9k had quite a bit to say about him too. I just pay attention to what I hear around me.

Quite a handle skill to have.

>>6087331
...How am I anything like her?

And I'm FUUKA, DAMMIT.

You know.. terrible hated scourge of /tg/?

I love this guy. Insulting your userbase to try and get them to donate?

Guy's a veritable Einstein.

>>6087376
...I don't hate you.

>>6087376

I thought you were more like a village idiot or something?

Anyway, the actual terrible hated scourge went by the initials JP, then got himself banned. And nothing of value was lost.

>>6087410
>>6087409

..Okay.

So not terrible hated scourge. Not village idiot either.

I am the village crazy person.

>>6087425
I honestly didn't recognise you. But you're not so bad.


...TRIPFAG CIRCLEJERK TIME!

>>6087425
The eccentric ones are always fun to have around.

>>6087447
I'm a namefag.

>>6087376
>I just pay attention to what I hear around me.
What's the word on the street about a missing dame, Fuuka?
I know you got connections.

>>6087457
NAMEFAG JERK TIME!

>>6087464
..There are a lot of dames around. Plenty go missing too. Some are found in a ditch a week later. Others just went to the potty. Which one are ya lookin' for?

>>6087476
FUCK YEAH

>>6087464
Damn you, inspector Anonymous, I'm taking you off the case! Your hung-go shenanigans are causing me and my department a lot of trouble! You're a loose cannon! A maverick! Turn in your badge!

>>6087490

A real swingin' one. Used to work at a gin joint on the south side. Voice like a nightingale, gams like you never seen before, and a hell of a right cross. Stage name of "Susie Sweets." Last seen being a bit forcefully escorted home by the likes of Goldtooth George, who swears he tucked her in all safe and sound and never did nothin' and don't know nobody who would no-how, not with this one; she's got boyfriends in high places.

>>6087527

You don't wanna go down this road with me, commish.
Not on this one.
You can take my badge, but it'll take more 'n you and the whole damn force to keep me off o' this case.

>>6087531
..Lets see..

Susie Sweets? Nice girl. We go to the same support group. Well, she'll be a girl when she gets back from overseas. They do good work over there. I'm saving up for a trip and a nip myself.

Don't tell nobody I said that though.

>>6087562
I'm the freaking God of justice and order! Of course I can take you off the job! Look, I know you want to solve this case, we all do, but if the inspection comes and sees I how I am letting you act, there will be hell to pay in my department! You make one more slip up and I'm giving the case to Thanquol. Do I make myself clear?

>>6087580

...

>>6087622
..You asked.

>>6087590

Thanquol ain't got the head for this and you and I both know it.

>>6087622

This whole thing's so wrapped up in itself and so thick with lies and lies about lies, twisting and turning about more times than a drunk ballerina after a few drinks, a bit of lovey talk and some good luck.

Fuuka, you ain't never let me down before, but if I find out you done been stringing your ol' pal along, I guarantee you'll know what pavement tastes like when it's basted with your own god damn blood, you understand?

>>6087376
>>aunty
>>has some strange views about the way men and women should behave
>>fucking crazy

>>6087652
>...if I find out you done been stringing your ol' pal along, I guarantee you'll know what pavement tastes like when it's basted with your own god damn blood, you understand?

Ooooh!

Is that a promise? I'm excited thinking about it.

>>6087670
Fuuka is a man who wants to be a woman and thinks all men should be subservant to women while acting like their victorian counterparts in all other ways.

>>6087676

Yeah, me too.

Try not to catch too much trouble, you mad ol' alleycat.

>>6087694
well aware of this see picture

>>6087694
>>6087694
>all men should be subservant to women
You got this backwards.

I prefer to serve. Not be served.

>acting like their victorian counterparts in all other ways.

No.

I merely like to note the importance of filling a Lady with semen. Lady with a capital L. A Lady is made to be filled with semen.

>>6087748I
It's been mentioned a few times in your usual rants against any form of masculinity. Fuck off, we are not your transgender support group.

>>6087748
>Implying a monster such as yourself is a WOMAN.

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

>>6087293
something like that, he just spams because he wants his shitty site to see some viewers, so 4chan spammed back, universal butthurt was had

>>6087748
>I prefer to serve
/tg/ is like 98% submissives, isn't it.
>>6087773
>rants against masculinity
As far as I've seen, Fuuka's been pretty pro-male all around, and is way more likely to go on a poorly-informed anti-feminist tirade.

>>6087773
i dunno, i'd rather put up with fuukas rants than yet another stupid edition war or some faggot making a whole thread to cry about touhou threads.

>>6087791
Can I get a submissive ca/tg/irl?

>>6087791
>/tg/ is like 98% submissives, isn't it.

Huh. I guess I'm included in the 2% minority then.

>>6087810

No, Fuuka is celibate and Rawk is in a happy funtimes bondage rapelationship already.

>>6087810
All ca/tg/irls are submissive or they would be out in the real world manipulating their friends and the men around them.

Dear detective Bogart,
Please don't break your head trying to figure out how this paper got on your desk. I'm a friend and I want to help. I have some info that might lead to the catching of the crook. In trade, I want 10 000 smackers. Just send the money in a briefcase to the docks at 23.30 pm. Go to the place where the Poseidon has docked. The Scurvy Dog bar is very close to that place. There's a loose board next to the bar. Place the briefcase there.
See you there.
X

>>6087810
with some hormone treatment you can 'be' one.

>>6087828
FIESTA!

Fuck you, Fuuka. While the other boards are curling up and whimpering like little bitches the /b/ fucks are giving back to AT. This is one of the few good things they do.

>>6087817

As a bit of a masochistic sub myself, I kinda pity you, since pretty much every single wave of porn that catches on here caters exclusively to my lot, from monster- and musclegirls to Sisters of Shota.

On the other hand, /tg/ isn't explicitly for porn, so I guess you read it as it was meant to be read.

Fuuka is an attention whore, and all the replies she gets are from /tg/ neckbeards trying to get into her pants.

>>6087850

>On the other hand, /tg/ isn't explicitly for porn

Wait, this is not /tits and genitals/?

>>6087854

Ambush setup.
Classic.
But two can play at that game, Mr. X.

You got the cash? Just put it in the loose board. Don't try anything tricky. You see that figure in the distance? That's a sniper. He's aimin' for you. Just put the dough in there and walk away quietly.

>>6087850

What? /tg/ isn't for porn? News to me.

Anyway, those of our disposition are lucky that classic fantasy art tends to have a definite focus on females of the skimpily dressed, and often submissive sort.

>>6087854
Actually, Its more of a fantasy of being gang raped while she watches.

>>6087923

Yeah, bein' real helpful, ain'tcha, X.
Alright. I'll play your game.
For now.
But I got friends, see?
More friends than you might think... Commissioner Zin.

>>6087966

>>6087992
DA-DAAAAAAAA

>>6087966
WHAT! HOW DID YOU FIN... I mean, WHY DO YOU THINK I DID IT?!

>>6088009
This is all incredibly retarded, but somehow I don't care.

>>6088020
>all incredibly retarded

I dont know what the hell you're on about, this is awesome.

>>6087966
What a tweest!

>>6088055
That is my point.

It is all incredibly retarded, but it doesn't matter because it is so incredibly awesome.

>>6088017

I knew you were in on it from the second you threatened to take my badge.
Ain't no way you'd do that over me keepin' my ear to the ground or givin' a taste of boot leather to the likes of Goldtooth Gil unless you were up to something, ain't nobody, not nobody but them as knows who'd care about Gil spilling his guts.
Not after all the wild goose chases you sent me on over this case, callin' 'em legit leads that I had to follow. You lead me around on a leash and the moment I caught sniff of something you pulled me back, hit me with a newspaper and said "bad dog." Well this old bloodhound's nose still knows.
You gave me a twisty turny path to follow, and when I went off it after the truth you couldn't keep up anymore, so you decided to make a NEW path, didn't you. You were in the office all day when that note hit my desk, weren't you, Commish? How long did you wait outside my door, with an ear to the wall?
You kept me on this case and then you threatened to pull me off, and give it to the rookie with two itchy trigger fingers and no sense in his head because you called ME a loose cannon. "Why Thanquol?" I wondered. He's all you can spare right now, ain't he. This ain't about no missing dame, this is about YOU moving against Boss Yredelemnul.
But there's more than that, isn't there? You needed something special, something to make this the right time.
That boat's loaded up with the Orb of Zot, ain't it, Commish?

Ohohoho...

What a delicious twist...

>>6088094
This is gettin' good!

>>6088094
Ho... How did you know this?!

This thread's gettin' awesome!

>>6087293

Wow, that's actually quite interesting.

Moot is a benevolent god.

>>6088136

Oh, it's always that special something that gets you going.
There had to be something big and valuable enough to keep me out of the way, so that you could get one of your bootlicks to get it all for you, for your own private war on Yredelemul. You say you're fighting him because he's evil, a stone-cold killer who makes corpses of good men, but you and he both have filled our streets with ghosts.
Which brings me to my friends, as a matter of fact.
Mayor Elyvilon still cares about this city, more than you ever did. He wants to heal this sick society, he even helped that "dame" you were sending me searching for to discretely get out to heal herself right into a new life as a real woman. He's smarter than you think. He's keeping tabs on all of us, a little something I knew from the second my ol' pal Fuuka mentioned her support group. Who'd make a support group for that sort, in these times, in a city like this? Only someone with both the power and the will to do it could even try. Mayor Elyvilon's been helping the sick and down, and they've been helping him.
We both know Yredelemul wants the orb for himself, and you want it to beat him; Elyvilon won't want a war here, sweetheart. Not even your kind of holy war. Fuuka's right here, hearing every word. >>6087992
How many of the rest of Elyvilon's lot do you think are here?
Why, I bet there's some bum stowaway on the Poseidon right now, a wanderer, taking the orb right out from under your nose. You shouldn't have had an in-person ambush, Zin. I know you hate fighting dirty, but if you'd just sent me away to someplace you aren't, you wouldn't have been distracted by me here right now. You played me, but he played you.

>>6087476
Hello, I'm a Secure Tripfag.

Bet you can't guess it...

>>6088301
is it logicninja?

>>6088272
Damn you, Humphrey! You won't beat me when I'm so close to achieving my goal! You'll pay for this! Sniper! Kill him!

>>6087376
D'awww she got all flustered

>>6088272
stamp it *brofist*

>>6088350

>>6088272


"Say goodbye to your head, wanker..."

>>6088482
I don't think so Gentleman. One twitch of that trigger finger and you'll find your head suddenly agape.

>>6088519

Looks like you got me by the-

*MACHETTE!*

Ha!

>>6088328
Nope. You'll never get it.

I'll give you a totally useless tip: It involves my hometown.

>>6088555
Not quite.

Carry on Humphrey.

>>6088519

Let 'im.
He's already lost.
You wanted to start a war, Zin.
War right here in these streets.
Streets full of innocent people.
Well, let's see if you can really stomach it.
If you can really kill an innocent man in cold blood for the sake of your war.
But whether you can or you can't, it's over, Zin. Your war won't come. Elyvilon's probably gonna keep the orb outright public.
Pull the trigger on me yourself, if you can really stomach it, but my advice is you turn yourself in right afterwards. You're finished in this town.

>>6088591

C-clever... bastard...

*cough*

..my parents will never let me live... this... down...

*wheeze*

*dies*

>>6088594

He's right, Zin, but if I were you I wouldn't pull that trigger.

Internal Affairs got J. Edgar Hoover himself to send in some reinforcements. You hear those cars? That's them arriving right now. I'll prosecute you myself for this, and I'll prosecute you as hard as I ever defended your fight against the lawlessness and criminality of this city.

>>6088594
>>6088634
No... NOOOOOOOO! You're all crooks, all of you! You'll never catch me alive! You forget I am still a God and can fly! I'm taking the briefcase with me, by the way. With this money, I'll be able to start anew! My plan will be carried out, and you'll all be executed for treason! TREASON!

>>6088694

Zin, you know exactly how much you pay me, and you've probably got a pretty good idea about how much of that goes to cheap girls and cheaper hooch.

Think it through. Ten thousand smackers? In cash? All brought together by 23:00? Think it through. Think it as through as you're through.

>>6088591

MPHPMPHH!

>>6088753
I...I... Nooooooooo! My plan! in ruins! I waited for so long! It's not fair, damnit! You'll pay for this, Humphrey! You'll... Oh, I can't do it. Fine, I'll turn myself in.

not your personal army etc etc

>>6088803

Knew you had it in ya, Commish.
In spite of everything, you're a good egg at heart.
I'll buy you a drink, in twenty years or less with good behavior.

I love how /tg/ derails threads.

>>6088872

It's the one thing we're good at.

Archive-worthy?

>>6088868

>>6088868
Exquisite.

BRB, checkin' TMC to see if they have any classic detective movies.