modfag banned them all

derp happened

they eventually went back to sucking furry penis for fav's back in their homeworld.

Not this god damn thread again.

we talk down to them enough and insult them until they go away. Then we are pissed when we demand a drawfag and there are no more drawfags.

You can find like, all of them, on deviant art or some such shit.

>>6078275
>we
Yes because A CRAB IN A TOP HAT OMG DRAWFAG DIS SHIT NAO is a wonderful post and a devastating blow to humanity when it passes by undrawn.

>>6078285

Need a drawfag for crab in top hat.

>>6078329

YOU GUYS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES I'M NEVER DRAWING FOR YOU AGAIN YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME ENOUGH

At first they came for the drawfags, and I said nothing, for I was not a drawfag.

>>6078329
Nao

>>6078342
There has been like two drawfags that have done that...and they weren't very good.

/tg/ faggots and trolls berate and report drawfags until they leave or are banned. The end.

>>6078342

but what about the crab in the top hat? ;_;

>>6078285
Look:
>>6078342
Look what you have done! Now we will never get top hat crab. Fuck you!

I think there is probably a bit of internet detective black mail used to silence them, "stop posting or I will show your mom what you made"

>>6078361

It's a a little more than that, since most of the drawfags are at fault in the first place. Most drawfags often draw one or two awesome things, then suddenly--and INEXPLICABLY--turn into raging faggots and draw nothing but furry porn/40k shota and then get pissy when everyone tells them to stop being a tremendous faggot.

Either that, or a Wandering Mod rolls along and bans their stupid ass for posting cartoon porn on a worksafe board.

>>6078397
I doubt it.

>>6078361
Correction: Total fags report /tg/ drawfags until the mods get annoyed enough to actually come here. They then promptly ban the drawfags so people stop reporting shit here, and then fuck off back to wherever the hell they normally hang out.

Possibly, /tg/'s janitor really hates drawfags too, and suggests to the mods that drawfags be banned.

>>6078426
>/tg/
>worksafe
Kid believe anything these days...

>>6078355

THREE NOW. :(

>>6078366

NEVER FORGET

>>6078426
Alternatively, the drawfag refuses to draw furry porn / 40k shota and gets chased off for being a pretentious faggot that's too good to draw porn

>>6078239
TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>6078461

Yes, you are correct in saying the opposite happens just as well.

>>6078329

>>6078501
I came

>>6078501

......I love you.

>>6078501

>>6078501
You da man dude.

>>6078520
>>6078523
>>6078594
>>6078646
This is why the drawfags must die. Too easily they sway the lesser minds away from Traditional Games.

>>6078671

So stat the fucking crab in a tophat. Do I have to do everything for you whiny fuckbags?

>>6078501
Damn you beet me too it

>>6078694
Yes, you do. If you don't like it you can leave, shithead.

>>6078671
That's more of a problem of /tg/ than it is of the drawfags.

There.

>>6078329

>>6078501
>>6078704
>>6078780
We need to stat these crabs in relation to each other.

drawfags don't draw what /tg/ wants - cultist-chan, lesbian porn and the same memes that have been drawn over and over again.

so they get hounded out.

>>6078822
Speak for yourself. I've been hounding drawfags for years to draw Lofn being gang-raped by Pedo-Sororitas.

>>6078704
That's ok, we still love you too.
>>6078694
There's two of them now. You know what this means? CRAB BATEL! Comparitive stats, which one would be the winner?

The first crab has much larger claws, indicating greater offensive capabilities, but it's also crosseyed, indicating difficulty actually hitting targets. Large, sweeping grabs may be the best attack method for this fellow, to better ensure contact with his targets, so that his powerful limbs can be brought into play.

The second crab's claws are much smaller, indicating that it may have difficulty penetrating it's opponent's shell, but between it's straight stare, occular enhancement (monocle), and smug grin, not only do we know it won't have the targetting problems of it's opponent, but apparently it knows something we don't, that may be a significant advantage to it. In fact, from the way it is looking downwards, we might even conclude it's staring down at it's opponent, which may be much smaller than itself, in which case the fight is already over before it began.

I'm back in art academy, so I have no time :/

>>6078852
I have gained respect for drawfags.

Can we have a crab liking a hedron?

>>6078866
>>6078780

And a third entry into the fray!

Hmmm... eyes on stalks may provide even greater accuracy, allowing for better depth perception and fine adjustments by waving eyes back and forth. The claws appear to be mid-way between the other two, not small, but somewhat undefined, and apparently lacking proper articulation - stabbing/piercing attacks would be best with those claws, rather than the grabbing/chopping motions of crab #1.

Post Crabs.

>>6078957
Crabs have not fingers. You are a faggot, sir.

our request gave them brain cancer.

I want Lolcron back. ;_;

>>6078967

Crabs don't wear top-hats either, but you're not bitching about that.

>>6078957
And the latest entry to the fray has truely upped the stakes in this fierce CRAB BATEL, as it is the first crab to bring a non-claw weapon into play. While the other crabs have varying states of claw-ness, large and small, articulated and not, this one appears to have evolved actual fingers, to grip it's weapon. A good contender, provided that second crab's grin isn't because he's hiding a gun under his hat.

>>6079011

CAN a crab wear a tophat? Yes, for tophats come in many sizes.

CAN a crab have fingers? No, for it is no longer a crab.

You, sir, are still a faggot.

>>6079066

There is really no reason to argue about this. It was a shitty scribble in Multiple Sclerosis Paint, and I don't exactly give a shit.

>>6079084
And here we have the plucky, cheerful side of the contest - big eyes for excellent vision, good sized and well articulated claws, his main trouble in the coming CRAB BATEL will be his relatively short legs, indicating limited mobility. Fortunately his positive attitude should help him make the best of things during the fights to come.

They get driven off by trolls who despise the fact that original content draws more attention than their own shitty threads.

>>6079109

>no reason to argue about this
>and I don't exactly give a shit.

Then sir, you are a charlatan and a fag.

This is not a tophat crab fanart thread.

>>6079199
>not

It should be

>>6079223
Less fags, more crabs!

What do you guys think?

>>6079243
U MAD

>>6079288
Needs a railroad track with a shrimp tied to it, maybe a cape but thats optional. Otherwise you are not worthy of your snidely whiplash mustache.

/tg/ mspaint

>>6079185

Oh-kay then broski, whatever you say.

>>6079152
Troll power is limitless.

The will to endure their bullshit is limited.

Thus trolls always win.

>>6079405
couldnt get a realistic enough breeze effect on the cape

>>6079479
Is that a crab-wang joke?

>>6079588
I'm pure class, baby.

Got a top hat, a gentleman's mustache, AND a monocle.

I'm classier than all you motherfuckers.

>>6079479
>>6079588
I didn't even realize it had a censored penis until you pointed it out.

Also, crabs don't have penises.

>>6079710
cue a half dozen fa/tg/uys googling "crab penis" to prove him wrong

>>6078275
BAAAWWW PEOPLE BEING MEAN TO ME ON THE INTERNET

Crabs have something called a gonopod instead.

I will somehow, someway, work top hat crabs into my next campaign.

>>6079703
They should call you Super Mario because you've just been one upped.

>>6079754
They have both a gonopod and a penis. It's just that the penis isn't used in procreation. That is, if I'm reading this correctly (and it's entirely possible I'm not.)

That is a smug smile, hey whats that coming out of the sand?

Well this is odd my good man.

This is the greatest thread about top hat wearing crabs i've ever seen!

Wait what the hell, how does that even work?

Shit I am out of here.

>>6079874

is that a giant-enemy-robot crab being piloted by a top hat crab?

fucking sweet.

i dont think most of them actually leave, people just make threads when they want to. youre all oversensitive babies

>>6079814

Nice pipe and pince-nez, but can you handle...

A POCKET WATCH AND A CIGAR?

>>6079897
No its a Giant enemy robot crab, being piloted by a top hat crab, THAT IS ALSO HAS A GIANT TOP HAT!

>>6079941
Oh shit, someone is uping his game.

>>6079947
Mother of God...
SCRAMBLE THE JETS!

>>6079947

shit got real.

People were mean to them

Artists are sensitive...

>>6079941

Now put that crab on a penny-farthing and you will insta win crab BATEL.

Not wanting to draw too much attention, but I've been taken out for awhile. Laptop is at the repair shop after deleting all of my pictures, files, music and then dying entirely on me. Apparently both the hard drive and video card went at the same time.

Saging myself to stay humble.

>>6079941
A pocket watch? How delightfully quaint! Was your father a train conductor?

Quite a smashing little to-do you gents are having.

>>6080067
Lobsters are the rats of the sea! Good day, sir! I say good day!

>>6080121
Calm down, its nothing a little garlic butter cant cure

>>6080067

Are you going to take that? A duel a duel I say!

>>6080178
10 paces, Pistols at dawn.

>>6080012

OH YEAH! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>6080193
I haven't the time for such nonsense. I'll adopt Howard as my second and he may go in my stead.

Meet Howard.

>>6080067

Is it just me or does this lobster look like a snide uppity frenchman?

My WORD what is going on in here!?

>>6080247
He looks like new money with those ridiculous teeth of his.

>>6080064

No, he was not a conductor. He owned a few railways, though. That's him up on the wall, there.

By the way, the gold coins to my right? Those are made with actual 24 karat gold. Had them specially made just so I could show them off to uncultured churls such as yourself.

And the bottle to my left? That's not champagne. That's Elven wine. I had Elves genetically engineered specifically to make it.

This crab battle has been archived for posterirty

>>6080286
I say, old boy. Are you aware of what a diamond is?

crabs of wealth and taste with top hats. I wish I could even remotely make use of this.

WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A CRAB BATTLE

>>6080484

Why, of course I am! I had a machine designed to make them directly out of coal whenever I desire!

Well, old chap, have you ever heard of something called "the Moon"?

Well, it's your move, old bean.

Oh, dear me. I am afraid I may have been woolgathering for a moment, chums. What were we discussing?

>>6081032
thread over, apparently.

All I know is that this was apparently made by a /tg/ artist, and as far as I'm concered, this is how the claw girl manga really ended.

>>6081202

404?
*cue spittake*
Preposterous!

>>6080801
Why settle for something any commoner may see?

Oh dear I do hope I'm not too late...

All that wealth wasted on trivial things. None donated to the needy, or less fortunate. I dont care how dapper they are, the crustations in this thread are increadably shellfish.

>>6081486
/thread

>>6081521

Agreed. /thread

This thread just went from troll to win, I salute you fellow drawfags.

>>6081486
A noble end to a Noble thread, May your monicles be forever streakless, and your hats tip top.

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