1. Not sure.

2. Sure

1. Didn't check
2. fuck no.

Repostan diary entries

"Dear Diary,

Today sucked goat-balls. Finished clearing out another tunnel full of those elves what think they're gophers. One of them had a basket. Me and the boys drew lots for it, and I won. The damn basket had a baby in it. Stupid elves don't know that baskets are for sandwiches. Now I'm stuck with this girl, I think. Might be a boy, but nobody really knows what the elf 'men' have in their breeches. Whatever. Took the thing home. Named it Sandwich."

"Dear Diary,

It's been a while. Been busy taking care of Sandwich. She's finally stopped hanging off my beard and trying to stab me in my sleep, bless her heart. Can't help the way she sounds when she talks, though. Her dwarvish sounds like one of those nancy-human harps. How those freaks stand that softy music I'll never know. Made her a plate helmet today. I was getting tired of buying her sissy bandages for her head whenever she ran into a doorpost. I think she likes it. Maybe I'll make her a full set..."

Was this saved out to 1d4chan?

>>6048326

I checked. It wasn't.

>>6048346
Yes it was.
http://4chan.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6033107/

>>6048361
You're welcome

Here it is (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6033107/)

>>6048361
Typical.
It got archived before we even came up with her surname.

Anyone remember any of them?

>>6048398
I believe OP wanted her regular name to be "San", and her dwarf father would call her "Sandvich"

FUCK YEAH MORE QUEST THREADS

>>6048411
Yeah, but her surname (or perhaps better to say, her inherited surname) was something along the lines of Stoutaxe, The Big.

/tg/ doesn't like quest threads

>>6048398
we need an archive like /a/'s.

OP of the original thread here. Actually the name I came up with was Helydd, but I like the surname Stoutaxe. So I'll use it.

Diary entry 432. Day 4 after the second moon of the 31th year of the 9th era.
"Sandwich has taken to the helmet I gave her. Complains about the dents. Or I think she is. Wouldn't know. She is probably trying to speak proper dwarven. Not doing so well though. I fix the helmet once a week. Last night I heard a banging noise. She was on the kitchen floor using a candlestick as a hammer and the stone floor tiling as an anvil. Fixing the dent in the helmet. Gave her a good yelling for waking me up. Never been so proud."

From writeforged

>>6048246

Best thread in months

>>6048535

oh my fucking god this is adorable.

>>6048476
/tg/ fucking loves Quest Threads, as long as they're good ones.

>>6048556
Thanks. Want to know a secret? I'm the same guy as Loudforged and Pleasantforged. But don't tell them i told you.

OP here again, who thinks I should buy a Drowtales account so I can suggest this idea for his next Daydreams storyline?

"Drow Matron's Long, Underdate 15.12:

The dwarf child is... a lunatic. He's stronger than any two of my bodyguards put together, despite being half our height, and enjoys walking up behind them and shoving them over. He refers to this practice as "Drow tipping".

I hate the little shit.

Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 23.10:

The dwarf child was, I thought, properly reared to understand the value of subtle political backstabbing and intrigues.

I may have overestimated his training, for today he walked in, and asked my chancellor, " You're next in line for Mom's throne, aren't ya?"

She said yes.

Then he stabbed my chancellor, yelling " Don't betray mom, you cowardly git!"

...Then he installed himself as the new chancellor, claiming he had the right due to having killed the old one. As everyone in the room was too terrified of him to have a proper response at the time, he was verified as the new chancellor.

He murdered my chancellor in broad darkness, and not only wasn't punished for it, he now has that position!

...I don't know if this means he doesn't *get* subtle politics, or if he is simply *better* at subtle politics than the rest of us are."

Reversed!

>>6048619
That's weird.
You're weird.

>>6048613

Holy fucking shit, fucking do it. I will buy you an account just so we can see his reaction.

>Then he stabbed my chancellor, yelling " Don't betray mom, you cowardly git!"

This is actually the first time since 1EAD&D that anyone has ever made mainstream drow society cool

>>6048613

Do you remember when people demanded the porn they paid for instead of the shit he wanted?
Won't be much different.

>>6048440
Good a name as any.
But maybe The Big One is a better title.

>>6048619
Is... is there more of this?

>>6048762

There needs to be

>>6048824
Any writefags wanna get on this?

I like this character.

Holy shit, Elvaan Crystal Warrior that isn't porn.

I didn't believe it possible.

>>6048613
That will only end in porn anyways.

>>6048707
Yin
The Big Yin

Get your Dwarfish right.

Drow named sandwich is the best idea ever.

>>6049344
Mmmm, who doesn't love a Drow Sandwich?

>>6049412

...wait for it

> "YOU WERE ALMOST A DROW SANDWICH!"

>>6048619
This is now canon, by favor of making me laugh for ten seconds straight.

But seriously, we need to hear more about Sandwich Stoutaxedaughter.

>>6049065
I'll give it a whiz.

Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 17-09;
Couldn't sleep, the little shit has banging away all hours. What's more in my audience chambers. No one can get in as he's barred the doors, well, that's a lie, one did get in before he barred the doors.
Last we heard of him was a scream. Maybe the shit does get society after all.

I'll clatter him when he comes out anyway.


Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 17-11;
It turns out that the shit was decorating. Decorating! I beat the lumps out of him but didn't work too well, he's a tough shit.

The stone wall behind my throne had been carved up. The craftsdwarfship was, I'll admit to no one, of the highest quality it's now studded with what appears to be bits of bone. On the wall is a picture of a dwarf standing on a pile of skulls hugging a drow while several other drow cower before them.

I think I might actually be proud. Probably just tired.

>>6049521
>it menaces with spikes of bone

>>6049521

I lol'd.

This shit needs to go on.

>>6049593
Guess we know where the bits of the chancellor and that other guy went.

I still want more about that drow girl raised by dorfs. Some d'awww moments from her life.

"Dear Diary,

Went shopping with Sandwich today. First time I've taken the little thing out in this big a crowd, but she needs to get use to it. Sandy has more energy than I did in my prime, I swear she has to know EVERYTHING about everything she sees. This wasn't an issue until I took her to the market. She alternated between questioning faster then meh poor ears could keep up with and just looking at things.

At one point I was getting into an argument with some rich Elf Lord Wannabe. Say what you want about those effeminate elven nobles, at least they have some sense of pride, unlike this blowhard. He was trying to chew me out for 'harboring a potential Drow spy.' HA! I'd bet my forging arm this bastard never worked a day in his life. It was like someone took everything I hate about elves and made...this asshole.

During the fight, Sandy managed to wander off. I fount her later in the hands of a couple of much less rich and much more reasonable elves. However, apparently they had accepted the small amount of coins I had given her for an emergency and gave her...I'm not kidding, a hair dye job.

I was about to chew her out for it when I noticed something odd. Her hair was now a rust-red color, just like mine.

"Now the stupid elf will know your my dad!" She said happily. I'm going to melt her pointy ears with the lecture she's going to get when we go home, but I have to admit...I kinda like this kid."

>"Now the stupid elf will know your my dad!"

Full of win!

>>6049885

Eh, not the best I've read. Still made me d'aww a little though.

Dwarf 1; Oi, ye hear 'bout ol' Stoubeard's lass?
Dwarf 2; Stoubeard's lass, who's 'at then?
D1; Ye know, the big lass, kinda pointy ears, darkish skin.
D2; Aye, the drow lass.
D1; Drow? Yer speakin out yer arse, she's as dwarfish as you or I.
D2; You maybe.
D1; Aye, well, 'paren'ly she's joined the guard an' she's noo a-
*clang*
D2; WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
Sandwich; Drow spy captured!

>>6049521

Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 18-06;

That blasted dwarf boy just murdered my finest bonded metalsmith. That slave was worth more than many of the lesser families could scrape together in a year. I could hear the boy bellowing something about "concentric circles" and how something "should draw the eye, not bludgeon it." I suppose that fine adamantine breastplate I ordered will never get finished, now. I'll need to take a day or two to think up a really inventive punishment for this.

Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 18-07;

The little shit has barricaded himself into the smithy and refuses to come out. He asked one of the guards how to operate the complex magical foundry in there, but seemed unable to grasp it and has now taken to hammering the raw adamantite with hand tools - a fool's errand! I knew the dwarven intellect was inferior to our own, but this is ridiculous.

Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 18-08;

The boy came out of the smithy today. He was carrying a breastplate perfectly shaped for me. The runes adorning it were like nothing I'd ever seen; they magically fascinate any who look upon them, rendering them dull and complacent, and yet they also manage to form a rather fetching engraving depicting me striking down the sun and plunging the overworld into endless night.

I asked the boy how he managed to get the foundry working. He just peered at me, his bushy eyebrows lowering in puzzlement, and replied, "I crafted this PROPERLY, mother."

The slave he killed would have taken weeks to finish my order, and he couldn't have produced anything even remotely like the... the masterpiece the dwarf boy just handed me.

Perhaps I'll revise my plan for his punishment. The scorpions seem a tad excessive, now.

I don't like the Drow raising a Dwarf ones as much, they seem so dorfaboo. Drow Matron is a bit out of character too.

>>6050001
"Might I suggest a light flogging to open him up, then waterboard him with pure alcohol.... that'ell get the proper message across mylady!"

>>6050056

I'm pretty sure that would just make him supernaturally strong and tough for the next day or so.

What should we call drow dorf?
I'm partial to Shiznitzz myself.

>>6050075
>>6050075

As in, the drow raising the dorf, or the drow raised BY the dorf?

>>6050065
I'm also pretty sure Dwarfs can breath in alcohol.

What we really need is for Sandy and Shiznitzz to meet.

A dwarf raised by drow vs. a drow raised by dwarves. This should be interesting.

Drow Dorf would quickly pass ranks until he became supreme commander of raiding forces by drinking everyone else in them under the table.

Then attack the dwarfish colony.
Epic battles ensue, Sandwich swears vengeance upon the the strangely clad dorf doable wielding bulky scimitars.

This can only lead to epic drow on dwarf warfare with their opposite number leading the charge.

Whats the dwarf's name anyway?

I don't think Matrons swear quite as much either.
I kind of prefer the Sandwich stories, but the Dwarf being raised by Drow is pretty amusing.

>>6049885

Dawww, redhead drow girl dorf. cute.

>>6050377

Seriously, the overuse of "the little shit," is a bit grating. Drow bitch-queens are supposed to be more refined than that. She's probably refer to him as something a little less vulgar, like filth.

Dear Diary,

Today sucked goat balls. I was late for militia practice again, and Warden Helga made me run the track four times. I asked her why I had to do that when the other militia only have to do it twice for the same offense and she replied "ta stretch out yer taffy legs, ya pointy eared daisy muncher!" Then she she made me run again, "fer sassin' me."

Dammit, why can't she see I'm just as much a Stoutaxe as anyone here. Sure I'm over a foot taller than everyone else, have black skin, and a voice that sounds like one of those nancy harps from the surface but Father Mogrim at the Temple of Moradin tells me it's what's inside you that counts.

On a lighter note, Poppa promised to help me finish the leg plates for my armor.
Love, Sandy.

>>6050434

I little angsty for my tastes, but she's a teenager at this point, so I supposed its to be expected.

>>6050409
actually, its a pet name, its what his actual name translates into,
you...don't want to hear his origin story
though he'll tell anyway you just to be an ass

>>6050409
It's probably something with a bunch of r,v, and apostrophes in it that basically translates into "Little Dwarven Asshole," but sounds much better when properly inflected with the drow tongue.

That said, the dwarf and the matron stories are twice as entertaining as the sandwich stories.

Dear Diary,

Great news! Poppa tells me that there's a clanmeet coming up and Bazghan Bronzebeard will be there! He's a distant cousin from a cross-clan marriage. I met him at great Clanmeet with the Bronzebeards years ago and I've had such a crush on him. I hear he's even been adventuring on the surface and killed a dragon!

Moradin's beard, I have not time I've got to get ready. I told Aunty Vera and she promised to help me finish that dress I have been working on all winter. I know I should have finished it sooner, but Poppa's kept me so busy at the smithy.

Oh what to do with my hair? I suppose being born an elf has some advantages. I used to try to dye my hair red, but it just grew so fast that my white roots showed no matter what I did. Still, it's nice to have the longest braids of any woman in the clan. Should I go with one braid? Two? Three braids braided together? Well, gotta go. I really have to get to market and pick up some gilded hair ornaments. Nothing fancy, little clips for the end, I want to accent my hair not overwhelm it.
Gotta go.
Love, Sandy.

>>6050520
I was thinking the young Dwarf raised by Drow's name would be Sto'Na'Xe

>>6050520
but not as d'aww
damn it /tg/ you've create two perfectly complementary forms of entertainment from a Drizzit clone

>>6050613
adopted and named by them, so basically something like
"hideously lumpy thing found in a pile of ****"
or Or'Thezzu Miz'rethe Lahz'Zhizz N'it

>>6050666
Zhizz N'it for short, right?
"I am the Shizznit!"
"Did he say Drizzt?"

>>6050680
Gods help me, I lol'd.

>>6050706
You are now imagining the Drow forces going 'dawg! manually

>>6050613 here

Drow Matron's log, Underdate 22-09
I sent that damnable... thing... to the Academy today. With any luck he will soon meet a gruesome end.

He wept when I sent him. Big, burly tears. It was absolutely pathetic. Kept whining about how he hadn't finished my new sacrificial dagger yet and how it would never get finished if I sent him away now.

As though he would have the skills to craft a proper tribute to the Spider Queen. His stubby hands have no concept of the slender grace inherent in spiderkind. As well ask me to shape stones into building blocks as ask that oaf to craft an intricate piece.

Drow Matron's log, Underdate 22-14
It's so quiet in the halls now. No banging on metal at every hour of the day, no incessant chatter, no servants slipping on massive puddles of spilled ale-foam.

I think I may actually miss the disturbances.

>>6050739
Drow Matron's log, Underdate 22-31

They brought us in to observe the progress of our children so as to help evaluate who would be of use to our houses. I stabbed that upstart whore from house Sain'veetch in the alley behind the school, then went inside to watch that stubby little parasite die a painful death.

The whistle sounded, and when everyone was off finding a place to hide, he lit half a dozen torches in a circle, put on his armor, and stood at the entrance of the maze. Just stood there, waiting. I watched eagerly, wondering who would kill him.

When a team of three students found him, he was still standing there, stock-still, clad in the bulkiest, most restrictive armour ever. I thought for sure he would die, but the subtle darts and arrows they fired just bounced off his armour, and every deadly venom, so painstakingly milked from the deadliest of spiders, didn't seem to affect him in the least.

Finally, they ran out of ammunition and closed in, attempting to take him three-on-one. He dispatched them all handily with his axe, then looted their bodies.

Sto'Na'Xe was declared the winner of the melee, first of twenty-five warriors...

I've never been more proud. I may even allow him to scrub the Temple tonight.

>>6050666
Nice get... SATAN
>>6050613

Also, combine those two names.

Sto'Na'Xe Zhizz'n't

>>6050608

Dear Diary,

Tonight's the big night! I finished that dress and not a moment too soon. I think it looks very fetching. A nice off gray, with a matching knitted wool coat. Aunty Vera said I should use silver ornaments instead of gold because my hair is such a bright white. After trying it on, I have to say it was a great choice. I polished it off with a silver-studded leather belt once and a half the width of my palm. I think I look every bit the proper Dwarven lady.

Except too tall and black skinned.

Oh well, some things you just have to adapt to. Wish me luck.
Love, Sandy.

>>6050765
YOU WILL WORSHIP ME!
YOU WILL PICK MY NAME!

I bet psions are just confused when they try to read him.
"O.K. make him kill the matron!"
"I'm trying ma'am... But his will... He just. He doesn't WANT to kill her?"
"....What?"
"He's thinking about... I'm.... so thirsty.. I want.. ALE!!!"
"Kill that psion, he's gone mad! Damn. That's the third one we've lost this week to that blasted Zhizz N'it."

Why is there no Dwarf daughter being raised by Drow matron who secretly has a fetish for incestuous midgets?

No lesbian because Drow are gay by default.

>>6050816

>No need to list

fuuuhh. fix'd

I mean she'd be just the right height with the Matron to.....

Or is that halflings?

Fuck it, doesn't matter. I want hot fantasy midget girls secretly eating out Drow matrons from under their robes\dresses\whatever while they go about the daily business of conducting court.

>>6050853

I think that's a Halfling or Gnome, besides, dorfs are stocky, you'd notice she was under the robe/dress.

>>6050746
>I may even allow him to scrub the Temple tonight.
This HAS to be a euphemism.

Thing is, drow have Duergar which are basically humorless dwarves.

How would a halfling work having been adopted by drow? A laid back little bastard.

bump for good thread

why lolth allow that fwarf to live? afaik she doesn't have a sense of humor, she wouldn't find this lolthzy at all, and that's the only real reason i can come up with.

Dammit I have to go to work someone archive this thread.

>>6050988

Lolth is totally okay with slavery and the subjugation of other races. She'd probably be very, very angry if the matron allowed the dwarf to rise above a drow female in station, but drow males are regarded as only marginally better than members of non-drow races in status, so she probably wouldn't care overmuch if some upstart dwarf played by the rules and started rising up the lower echelons.

>>6050796

Dear Diary,

Tonight was the worst night of my life. I hate Bazghan Bronzebeard, I hate him!

Everything started out so well. Poppa finally saw me in my new dress. He said "would ya look at that. Ya finally look like a proper lady and not a scrawny waif!" He gave me one of his characteristic slaps on the back, when I was younger they would have sent me sprawling across the room. Now I'm older it just knocked the wind out of me and made me stagger.

We got to the clan meet right on time, the ritual greetings to the Chieftan and the speeches seemed to take forever. It took a while before I spotted him. There he was, Bazghan the Dragonslayer sitting three tables down from us.

It took me forever to finally screw up the courage to go talk to him. He must have caught me staring seven times. Poor Aunty Vera finally had to elbow me in the ribs to get me to go for it.

Well, I asked him to dance he accepted. We must have spent an hour dancing and talking. I was as giddy as a little girl.

Then he introduced me to his fiance. A halfling, a bloody halfling. I managed to keep my composure long enough to excuse myself. I spent the rest of the evening staring at the bottom of my ale mug.

When we got home, I just couldn't take it any more. I started sobbing right in the middle of the common room. It was so wrong of me, it's not how a dwarf maiden is supposed to act but I'm not a dwarf maiden. I'm a weak, bloody, stupid elf. Bless Aunty Vera. She took me to her quarters and asked me what happened. I told her and must have spent forever crying in into her lap while she stroked my hair. Stupid elf hair, I should dye it red again.
Love, Sandy

>>6050918
I think its safe to say there are massive extenuating circumstances involved in this case that allow for surface dwarf to be adopted into a Drow household, as to what these could be
Noodle incident
let's leave it at that

I wanna see him start a faction thus pissing off Loth and eventually liberating some drow...only to turn them MORE evil, that'd be good for a laugh

>>6050988
She is chaotic Evil, she lets the dwarf do all of this shit because it is a test: if they can't stop the dwarf themselves, they must not be worthy.

>>6050863

So a cute Gnome\Halfling girl eating her out. What if was Whispergnome or something sent to kill her, stealthed right under her dress to set up the perfect killing blow ( durrhurrdurr ) but found the Elf going commando and couldn't help herself?

The dialogue alone would be awesome.

'Why does the she shudder like that?'

'It's just a ruse. She is trying to intimidate us.. somehow.'

'But isn't she a powerful priestess? What if that is a sign of her communing with the goddess..'

'Hells! I bet she's been blessed by Lloth! Look at her quiver with the Spider Queen's power!'

'Don't be absurd. She's probably losing it after all these years. About time those assassination attempts did *something*,. Uh, not that I had anything to do with those. Honest.'

>"Now the stupid elf will know your my dad!"

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>6051006

D'awwwwww Poor Sandy.

:(

>>6051006

That elf girl is going to grow up to be the best hammerdwarf in the fortress. Just imagine the brutal power of a dwarf-trained hammerer, combined with the grace, swiftness, and killer instinct of a drow. It would be like watching a horrific, unstoppable dance of death, an endless, bloody, arcing waltz of resounding metal and shattering bone.

>>6051006
this

it must be drawfagged

>>6051033

Just like the shear power and tenacity of a Dwarf with a Drow's set of Scimitars

Just wait until Sandy meets the human traders in Summer.

>>6051006
I still think she should have a self loathing attraction to pretty boys. Sort of like a gay religious fundamentalist.

>>6051071
If she was raised in dwarven society she's far more likely to find dwarves attractive I would think

>>6051006
Damn it, I think there's a leak in the roof again.

Somebody... somebody better fix it. It's dripping on my face.

>>6051046

I kinda made a request for a picture of her here

>>6050629

I want to see a campaign set in the underdark, no wussy humans just Drow, Dorf and aberrations man was not meant to know. Also secret underground groves of crystal filled with primordials and earth elementals. Generally fleshing out the idea of a world and society inside the earth.

>>6051097
But drow are wussy humans!

>>6051097
I've got something akin to that made... but it's quite a bit diverged from the standard D&D fare of the underdark

come on.. chin up, Sandy.

Kid Sandwich was better than Teen Sandwich.

>>6050992
'chived
does this thing update automatically or..?

>>6051144

You need to archive it again to update it.

>>6051137
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! ;_;

>>6051087
I don't know if pure physical attraction is that malleable. I can see her being aroused by the idea of dwarven masculinity, but deep down elf faggots physically appeal to her.

>>6051137

kids>>teens. they both don't listen, but at least kids are cuter.

>>6051159
I prefer "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG " over "Isn't it sad, Sandwich?"

This thread is full of Dawww.

sandy needs a drawfag.

>>6051186
It's an elf, and a drow at that, they sex everything.

MANY YEARS LATER

Dear Diary,

I'm still not sure what I want to do. I want to serve Clan Stoutaxe to the best of my abilities, but choosing how is becoming a problem. I have to say, Ive surprised myself in the militia and I'm not the only one. I really seem to have earned Warden Helga's respect. She says I have potential and that I should become a Warden. She even said she would start training me to be a Hammerer.

It sounds good, but I don't know. I think Aunty Vera wants me to marry. Ever since that clanmeet decades ago she has trotted a seemingly endless parade of eligible Dwarf and Human men in front of me. I humor them, dance with them and laugh at their jokes but I have yet to start courtship with any one of them. She only tried elves once, that didn't go so well but I'm sure you already know all about that, eh Diary?

I guess that's just the elven part of me that I will never fully be able to erase. I asked one of the Elven traders about it last summer and she called it "melancholy" and said it could last for a long time. Well damn it, I'm a Stoutaxe and I'm not about to let my emotions rule me.

I think I'll accept Helga's offer.
Love, Sandy.

>>6051186
I can only imagine Daddy walking in on Sandvich touching herself while she looks at a crumpled scroll that has a picture of a shirtless male elf stringing a bow or something on it

The look of abject horror on his face and utter humiliation on hers would be phenomenal.

>>6051186
shorter than average half-elf with tanis beard would be perfect for her. hell, a half-elf's problems isn't so different from sandy's. it's a perfect match.

>Paladin with a SPOUSE.

Not a good idea, /tg/. You know why.

>>6051220
and thus the legend was born

>>6051186
Can you imagine her frustration, wanting to get layed proper by an elf but hating their personality, lack of initiative and lack of Dwarven masculinity.

>>6051322
I'm suddenly reminded of Macha....

>>6051223 a picture of a shirtless male elf stringing a bow or something on it

RANGERS summer collection
"let me guide you through MY woods"

When these bad boys of the woods mark their prey, there's No Escape.

>>6051322
ugh..I just want him to whip out his dick, but he is sitting here droning on about his feelings and playing the lute...Maybe if I punch him he will get the message.

>Can you imagine her frustration, wanting to get layed proper by an elf but hating their personality, lack of initiative and lack of Dwarven masculinity.

She needs to bag herself a Wood Elf. Them's manly!

>>6051322
see
>>6051227

>>6051436
So it's manly to plunge your dick into branch holes?

>>6051518
...yes

>>6051436
+2 str, -2 con.

>>6051220

Dear Diary

Damn me. Damn my weakness! I met my biological kin for the first time yesterday and those bastards killed my Chieftain right in front of me and I couldn't stop them!

It was my day, I had finally finished my full plate armor and I was standing at attention with the other Milita who were ready to be inducted into the ranks and become full fledged Wardens. We entered the Chieftain's hall as he was entertaining a delegation from another clan.

Then, it happened.

One moment, the 6 figures before the Chieftain were dwarves in royal regalia. The next, they were lithe tall humanoids with luminous white hair and black skin. They looked like me!

5 wore leather armor and wielded scemitars obviously men. The sixth was a tall, lithe woman dressed more like a whore than a priestess and weilding some kind of sceptre or mace in the shape of a black widow. Instantly, they fell on the Chieftan and his guards.

With a banshee roar I charged the woman as the men rushed forward she was unprotected. As it happened, I underestimated her. She heard me coming and moved with oily speed dodging the first swings of my warhammer with unnatural grace and landing several blows of her own that stung even through my armor. I finally landed a blow that left a huge welt on her side, she snarled in rage and countered with a blow that knocked my helmet off.

Things seemed to move in slow motion. Her expression changed from one of triumph and rage to one of confusion. She froze, I didn't. I brought my warhammer down on her head with all my might with a sickening crack. I felt her head pop as my arm and face were splattered with wet, gooey material.

(More to come)

Here is a quicky of Sandy. Hope it meets your standards /tg/.

>>6051518
Cannibalistic Zerg Rushing Wood Elves! We'll teach you to ignore our tree culling mandates stumpies! FFFFFFffffff

Sons of Eöl all up in hea!

Oh wait... who's that fine young thing?"

>>6051615
That reads prim and proper, I think it is funnier to imagine her with a nearly impenetrable cheery Scottish accent.

>>6051033

>>a horrific, unstoppable dance of death, an endless, bloody, arcing waltz of resounding metal and shattering bone.

spess mehreen: de vidya?

Damn I'd like to drawfag this but its bedtime for me, stay classy /tg/.
And archive this shit like the motherfucking fist of the north star!

>>6051621
d'awww

Dat Axe

>>6051672
Thought: Space marines in tutus.

>>6051751
Adorable! Fitting in is hard.

>>6051751
Too much skin for a dorf. To accurately portray the dorfiness you need a no nonsense functional suit of armor. Not some bikini plate.

>>6051751
Elves look bad ass in plate armor.

>>6051778
>>6051786
>>6051795
tat pic is older than these threads, like a year older.

>>6051621
You should do Sandwich in a suit of armor.

>>6051751

Y'know how you sometimes see Goth kids wearing fake fangs and whatnot, pretending to be vampires?

This is the D&D equivalent.

>>6051812
I know. I just felt that it inaccurately portrayed what it is to be a dwarf. Her stomach and left armpit are fully exposed. Stupid.

>>6051812

'795 here. I'm well aware, that still does not change the fact that elves look badass in plate armor.

So, red headed drow loli named Sandwich?

...where is the picture of the red-headed Drow loli eating a sandwich when you need it?

>>6051835
I think the joke is she is wearing standard armor from the dwarf armory and it is too small,

>>6051621
Superior dwarf action. More rustic outfit and sweet huge axe.

>>6051851
Bingo. Even then she had to modify it so it would fit well.

>>6051615


My triumph was short lived. I turned just in time to see one of the assassins wrenching his scimitar from the Chieftain's chest. "NOOOOO!" I screamed as I charged the closest assassin. He finished decapitating a fellow Warden before turning to face me. His blows clanged harmlessly off my shield and my counter blow shattered his right shoulder, but he ignored the pain and spun driving a slender dagger through a slit in my armor on my left side. I grunted in pain, swung and missed.

I soon realized the other assassins were moving to surround me. I dropped my shield, the wound in my shoulder made it too painful to hold and it was slowing me down. The assassin with the shattered arm tried to rush me. I swept his feet out from under him and brought my hammer down on his chest with a sickening crack. As I stood, I heard a rush of air and felt sudden, sharp pain in my back. The cowards had shot me. I turned to face them, but already I could feel the strength draining from my limbs. I staggerd, but gritted my teeth and swung anyway. I was a Stoutaxe and if I was to die that day, I would take as many of those bastards screaming into the hells with me as I could.

The assassins circled me like predators savoring a kill. I swung at them, but my eyelids were heavy and my arm felt like a ton of lead. The blows refused to connect. I could feel my life draining away. It was no use, I sank to my knees cursing myself. I glared into the eyes of the lead assassin as he raised his hand crossbow. I would not give him the satisfaction of seeing me grovel. "Do your worst." I snarled. He merely laughed.

Fuck I love /tg/

>>6051948
(Final)

Suddenly, a sharp whistle sounded and an arrow drove through his eye socked at pierced his skull. His other eye had just enough time to register an almost comical look of surprise before falling to the floor.

A bellow of holy rage filled the room as a human in gleaming full plate charged the farthest assassin. He stood well over 6 feet tall, was broad across the shoulders and had masculine features with long, blonde hair and piercing green eyes. The front of his armor was adorned with symbols of the human god Lathander. He bellowed a prayer as he drove his massive greatsword clean through the nearest assassin's body. The second assassin was charged by a bald man, also in plate wielding a Bastard sword. Not wanting to be left out, I llept to my feet and attacked the last assassin. He parried three of my blows, but the third got through and knocked him to the floor before I delivered the finishing blow.


Finally I stood, staring at the blonde human. He stared back, not sure if I was friend or foe. I tried to walk towards him I stumbled. It was taking nearly the force of my will just to stay conscious. My gore coated warhammer finally slipped from my weakening fingers as I staggered and fell

He rushed forward, I heard his sword clatter to the floor before he caught me. I looked into his green eyes and struggled to form words, but my strength was leaving me and I could only make weak gasps and choking sounds.

"She's been poisoned! Septimus, quickly!" He called out, the cleric rushed towards me and began muttering some thing, his hand glowing but my head rolled back and the world went black.

>>6051948

Oh shi- Sandy is gonna get raped!

PLEEEZE tell me this thread is being archived.

>>6051985
Do it yourself?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6033107/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6048246/
First and second thread archived.

>>6051980

(Really final)

I awoke in my quarters at home. I don't know how long I had been out. Hours? Days? Aunty Vera was right by my side. She was nearly beside herself. "Oh Sandy, lass we thought we had lost you!" This time, she was the one who lost her dwarven composure. Poppa was there to. "You did us proud, lass." He said.

I managed to find out who that man is. His name is Dorn. He's a Paladin of Lathander. He has been travelling with a Cleric of Helm named Septimus and a Halfling Ranger named Royl Swifthistle. Apparently, they had found the real dwarven delegation murdered in the tunnels and had rushed to warn the Chieftain. Now Dorn wants to meet me, but I can't imagine why.

Love, Sandy.

>>6051322
>>6052058

Or she could, you know fall for a masculine yet effeminate human paladin named Dorn.

>>6052114
Fucking railroading DM's with their super perfect gary stu DMPC's.

>>6052114
I didn't hear anything about a beard. He better have one hell of a beard!

>>6052114

First name Rogal?

lol rogal dorn

/tg/ is win tonight.

Are you guys still trying to make her a lesbian or inordinately horny for overly feminine dudes for no apparent reason?

Does the "Its not rape if its an elf" apply to sandwich?

>>6052267

Sandwich is obviously a dwarf.

>>6052239
Because male elves are faggots compared to dwarves and an inconsequential secret shame is funny.

>>6051436

Or an Athasian Elf.

>>6051751

Hey, I have to ask how you get the color to go all the wat to the lines like that.

Dear Diary,

It's been almost a week since I met Dorn Rogan, Paladin of Lathander. I could hardly imagine why a hero of the gods would want to meet little old me. Still, as I walked out into the common room with Aunty Vera supporting my arm (I was still a little weak from the poison, you see) I couldn't help but feel a little giddy. Almost like I felt the night before Bazghan Bronzebeard took my little adolescent heart in his hand and crushed it.

When he saw me, he stood and I finally got a good look at him. He was tall and masculine, with broad shoulders, a muscular yet lean frame and a chiseled jaw. His long, blonde hair was tied behind him in a ponytail.

Dorn introduced himself and asked how I was feeling. He complimented me on my bravery. He was worried that the poison might have some after effects so he had come to check on me. I thanked him and we began to chat. I must have seemed like a little girl smitten with a handsome Deepwarden but I didn't care. I was fascinated by him, his tales of what he had done. More than that, I wanted to know what being a Paladin really meant.

He told me he would be leaving soon. I desperately wanted him to stay, but I could do nothing. Still, a sense of certainty filled me. I knew what I wanted to do with my life.

I have just come from the temple of Moradin and a long talk with Father Mogrim. He was unsure, an elf taking the oath to the dwarven god was unprecedented but I was bound and determined. I knew my path.

I start my Paladin training in the morning.
Love, Sandy.

>>6052723

> Drow Paladin

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 55-10

It's been a long time. My son is still Chancellor. They've tried to kill him seven-hundred and thirty-nine times- officially; the unofficial tally is uncountable. I'm stepping down now- the very first Matron to ever survive to retirement. The last few daughters of mine that tried were met and stopped quite handily by my son, so the eldest- who used to be the youngest- was a good little girl and stayed the hell out of mommy's way. She'll be taking the throne in a few months.

As for my son, he's still as stout and strong as ever. He's still damnably odd- keeps getting struck by fey moods- but he's such an amazing armorer and weaponsmith that when he wants materials, we just give it to him.

I think... and I can admit it now, after all he's done for me... that I love the little boy.

My little Sankis.

>>6052793

Is that a Boatmurdered reference in there? If so, shit explains a lot.

>>6052776
have you not followed any of the past 2 threads?

>>6052810

Not just Boatmurdered- Tallabored and Headshoots have mad Sankis' as well. Tallabored had a Sankis who PUNCHED A MAN ACROSS A ROOM, RAN AFTER HIS FLYING BODY, AND CHOKESLAMMED IT BEFORE HE HIT THE GROUND.

Sankis is a name made out of pain.

>>6052723


Well, that's all the writefaggotry for now. I may start another thread later and continue Sandy's story.

>>6052811

Dammit, I didn't know they were related.

Couldn't we have just had a cute loli Drow named Sandwich grow up and be a great armorer in the halls of dorfdom for her whole life or something?

>>6052987
Sure, It is not like we have a coherent vision, we are just throwing stuff out there to make a likable drow adopted by dorfs.

The initial tales of young Sandy were much more awesome. Great daww material. The ones where she's older is okay at best.

>>6052793

Ahahaha, you masterful son of a bitch

>>6053139

Screw you. Teenage Sandy getting her delicate, elven heart broken made me bawww.

Behold, Sandwich on 1d4chan.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sandwich_Stoutaxe

Drawfag really needs to get a scanner :(

Epic thread.

Good thread, guys. Let's do it again sometime.

Epic thread is epic.

/tg/ - getting shit done.

I see the term "Drizzit clone" get tossed around this thread and the previous one, and it really seems like you people don't know wtf it means if you're trying to apply it here.

Sandwich is Carrot done seriously. But also done well.

>>6053592
God, Sandwich is such a Carrot clone. Raised by dwarves? Righteous? I mean GAWD, you guys have no original ideas.

But srs, I love Sandy.

>>6053271
Whoa. My drawfaggotry has been immortalized on the web.

>>6053985
>>6054782
I don't know who either of these people are.

>>6053985

Funny thing is, Sandwich is basically Wulfgar, from the Icewind Dale books. You know, raised by Bruenor from childhood?

Wulfgar's problem was he was always upstaged by Drizzt. And now, he's been replaced by a drow Wulfgar-clone.

Aren't Drow meant to be like 5 feet tall? Wouldn't that mean it wouldn't actually be THAT hard for her to adapt to Dwarf life, after all, she's only a foot or so taller then everyone else.