Like fire!
Warpfire!
This fire in my skin!
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin!

It's not my fault!
I'm not to blame!
It is the Eldar girl, the Witch who set this flame!

It's not my fault,
It's Tzeentch's plan!
He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!

Protect me, my Emprah!
Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!
Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!
Destroy the Farseer!
And let her feel Chaos's flames
Or else let her be mine and mine alone!

>>6041926
Oh, Inquisitor Frollo.

Now It's time for me to listen to hellfire.

[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.

[Inquistor Frollo]: What?

[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.

[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!

I'll find her!
I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!

Warpfire!
Dark fire!
Now Taldeer, it's your turn!
Choose me or
Your pyre!
Be mine or you will BURN!

Emprah's mercy on me...

Emprah's mercy on her...

But she will be mine or
SHE
WILL
BURN!!!

Unbreakable union of freeborn republics
Our Empire has welded forever to stand!
Created in struggle by will of the peoples
United and mighty, our Tau Imperium!

Sing to the Greater Good, ideal of the just,
Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!
Oh! Party of Shas'la! The strength of the people.

Through tempests the Sky Rays of freedom have cheered us
Along the new path where great Shas'vre did lead!
To a righteous cause they raised up the people
Inspired them to labour and valorous deed!
To The Greater Good's triumph lead us on!

Sing to the Greater Good, ideal of the just,
Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!
Oh! Party of Shas'la! The strength of the people.

In the victory of The Greater Good's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear colonies
And to their fluttering united crests,
selflessly true, we always shall stand!

Sing to the Greater Good, ideal of the just,
Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!
Oh! Party of Shas'la! The strength of the people.

bump

Not mine, but "We all live in a yellow god machine" is good.

Also, Iron Maiden's Paschendale is grimdark enough, just needs to be far-future'd.

I was going to do Le Miserables, but then I realised it was already grim enugh and I wouldn't really be doing anything to it other than changign references.

Thus, IG battle hymns.

SOLDIERS OF THE E-EMPEROR!
MARCHING ON, WE GO-O TO WAR!
WE SHALL RUSH THEM, WE SHALL CRU-USH THEM,
FOR OUR HO-LY EMPEROR!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE HE ON TE-ERRA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
HE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

HERETICS THIS WORLD DID CLAIM!
WE SHALL TEACH THEM THEIR ERROR IN PAIN!
THEY SHALL BURN, AND THEY SHALL LEARN,
THAT NONE MAY DISPUTE THE EMPEROR'S CLAIM!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE HE ON TE-ERRA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
HE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

CUT THEM ALL DOWN WITH LASGUN AND KNIFE!
OUR BLESSED TANKS SHALL BRING THEM GREAT STRIFE!
OUR WORDS MUST REACH THEM, THAT WE MAY TEACH THEM,
THE PRICE OF HERESY IS YOUR LIFE!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE HE ON TE-ERRA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
HE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

MAN AND WOMAN WE CUT THEM ALL DOWN!
ALL SHALL DIE ON THIS PROFANED GROUND!
ALL SEEM HUMAN, ALL ARE DE-EMON,
WHO DARE TO WEAR THE TRAITOR'S CROWN!

O-OH, BLESS'D BE HE ON TE-ERRA!
WHO GRANTS US VIC-T'RY NEAR AND FAR!
HE IS WITH US, NONE CAN STO-OP US!
WE SHALL RECLAIM THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

What can you expect,
From filthy whores and stoners?
Here's what you get when Chaos is DIVERSE!

Their skins are soft and sleek!
They're lustful and they're meek!
They'll fall like ALL the weak, and soon!
THEY'RE Slanneshi! Slanneshi!

BARELY EVEN CHAOS!

Slanneshi! Slanneshi!

What are we waiting for?

They're don't bow to OUR god!
Which means they can't be trusted!
WE MUST SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR!

THEY'RE SLANNESHI! SLANNESHI!
DIRTY, SLUTTY DEVILS
NOW WE SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR!

On a foreign field he lay
Imperial Guardsman, Imperial grave
On his dying words he prays
Tell the galaxy of Paschendale

Relive all that he's been through
Last communion of his soul
With your prayers heed his years
And tell me what the xenos fears

Laying low in a blood filled trench
Killing orks till my very own death
On my face I can the falling rain
Praise the Emperor again
In the smoke and mud and lead
Artillery and tanks all around
Soon be time to go over the wall
Rapid fire and the end of them all!

Whistles, shouts and more las-fire
Lifeless xenos hang on barbed wire
Battlefield nothing but their bloody tomb
I'll be at one with the Emperor soon
Many soldiers, many fears
Damn the cowards, damn their tears
Surely a war that we must win
Xenos-killing time about to begin

[Horus] Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!
When the pulsing of the Warp
Echoes the pounding of the drums
There is a reign about to end when tomorrow comes!

[Magnus] Will you join our dark crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond reality is there
A Warp you long to see?

[Angron] Then the join in the fight
That will give Khorne the right
To be free!

[Traitor Primarchs] Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!
When the pulsing of the Warp
Echoes the pounding of the drums
There is a reign about to end when tomorrow comes!

[Fulgrim] Will you give all you can give so that our battle may be won?
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stop now that it's begun?
All space will tear open; the Warp and our world shall be one!

[Traitor Primarchs] Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!
When the pulsing of the Warp
Echoes the pounding of the drums
There is a reign about to end when tomorrow comes!

>>6043037
>>6042876

Fergot mah pic

I 'erd 'oo 'umies don't like me, I 'erd 'oo beakies wanna fight me,
Well I know where 'ur forge world and 'ur 'ive be,
Bust a boy'z 'ead to the Green Meat!

>>6042981
Great-tier.

>>6043037
Pretty nice;
>Xenos-killing time about to begin
Bad. drop the xenos; keeps the tune, and the reference isn't necessary there. ('killing time' is pretty universal.)

Also,
>Many soldiers, many fears,
>Damn the cowards, damn thier tears.
God tier.

>>6043066

'Ere's a bit uv gold
Stuck into a toof
Out me way git
Ya won't be needin dat no more

>>6043130
Well, the killing/xenos-killing bit just means a triplet eighth subdivision versus a double-eighth subdivision, so it's not a big deal musically. Also, thank you.

>>6043037
Part 2, skipped the chorus-y bits (they're universal)

Sacrificed for the Emperor's Throne
Xenos troops, they mourn their loss
Imperial military conquest machine
Such before has never been seen
Swear to Throne I heard the xenos cry
Pray to the Emperor they all shall die
So that people know the truth
Tell them all of Paschendale

Cruelty's in the xenos' heart
Every man must play his part
Terror of the orks they kill
The Guardsman's heart is hungry still

I stand my ground for the very last time
Lasgun ready as I stand in line
Pray and wait for the whistle to blow
In the Emperor's name, over we go

Blood is falling like rain
Its crimson cloak unveils again
The sound of guns is our defiance
And so we die at Paschendale

Dodging boyz and barbed wire
Running straight at shoota-fire
Running strong as I save my breath
Laugh in joy, symphony of death
As we charge the ork boyz lines
A burst of fire and we go down
I choke, I fall and no one hears
Feel the Emperor summon me near

See my corpse upon the field
Take my gun I used to wield
The orks will come and come again
So take my place at Paschendale

>>6043296
>>6043037

I was aiming for pro-Imperial bit, the fallen soldier reaching out and asking the other to take his place, glorifying death in battle. Like >>6042876 said, it's grimdark enough, just needs a positive spin of Imperial goodness.

Gentlemen, may I recommend War Pigs?

>>6043419
You may

I can't help but feel that anything I do to 'And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda' will actually make it LESS grim. Still, I gave it a shot.

"And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'"

When I I was a young man I flew in a ship,
and lived the free life of a scouter.
From the Twin Star of Aphor to the Aquila Rift,
I danced my old scoutship all over.
Then in nought-oh-fifteen, the Emp-ror said "Son,
It's time time to stop scoutin', there's work to be done."
So they gave me a rank bar,
a Cruiser, a gun,
and they sent me away to the War.

And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'
as we boarded the Santa Maree,
and amidst all the cheers,
the cannonade and tears,
we left for Bellerophon III.

How well I remember the sight I saw then,
the proud Navy cut down and shattered.
And how in the hell that they called Lagrange Ten,
We were butchered like poor bloody cattle.
Old Boney was ready, he'd primed himself well,
he cut us with Lances, and broke us with shell.
And in five minutes flat,
he had blown us to hell,
nearly blew me right back to Agrippa.

And the Vox played 'Fight on, the Navy',
as we formed up and counted the slain.
We'd lost half of hours,
for a handful of theirs,
but we charged right on back in again.

Now us that were left, well, we tried to survive,
in a mad world of lanceshot and boarders.
And for nine minutes ten I kept my boys alive,
as around me our numbers grew lesser.
Then a whole mess of guardsmen stormed onto the bridge,
they shot down old Kelley, the Nav and the Kid,
and for some bloody reason, they just let me live.
Never knew there were worse things than dying.

For I'll do no more dancing my scouter,
I thought as I ran for the pod,
for a scout can't feel dread,
he's got more balls than head,
and that's one thing a coward ain't got.

The handful of pods left I gathered to me,
and we left like a bolt from a barrel.
A dozen survivors of two-million-odd men,
the Grand Fleet of Admiral Karil.
And as we all dove into Catan's dock ring,
and the three from the Mada all started to sing,
the thought of my men,
had a horrible sting,
for not one had lived through the battle.

And the band played 'Fight on , the Navy',
for the wives of the men of Catan,
Nobody cheered,
they just saw us and stared,
and then, the crying began.

And now every march day I sit in the crowd,
and watch the young guardsmen walk on then.
I wonder to myself, not speaking aloud,
why there's not one vet'ran with them.
The young men march stiffly, all upright with pride,
they're all brave young soldiers with nothing to hide.
And then one kid asks,
"Is that how daddy died?"
And I don't have the courage to tell him.

And the band plays 'Fight on, the Navy',
As I answer my question before.
If the march they could give,
to the men who had lived,
not one man would dare march at all.

Dancin' my scouter, dancin' my scouter,
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?
And their ghosts may be heard as you dance on by Bellerophon,
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?
Fuck. Now I'm sad.

I listened to Hellfire while I read those lyrics.

Bravo, anonymous, bravoooo.

>>6043693
>>6043740

Bump for great justice

Oh, say can you see, by the Emperor’s light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Great warships and soldiers,
through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched,
were so gallantly dying?
With the lasguns red glare,
the shells bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night,
Our saviour was still there,

Oh say, does that Golden Throne’s beacon yet wave,
O'er the lands of the free
and the homes of the brave.

On the worlds dimly seen throughout the eye of terror
Where the foe's corrupt host in dread silence reposes
What is that which the light o'er the immense horror
As it faithfully guides, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it matches the grace of that most sacred place
In full glory reflected now shines on man’s race.
`Tis the Golden Throne’s beacon, Oh long may it wave
O'er the lands of the free and the homes of the brave.

And where is Horus who so hauntingly swore
In the havoc of war and Heresy’s confusion
A home and Empire, shall leave us no more?
His blood was washed out his foul foot steps corruption
No refuge could save the heretic and knave
From the terror of flight or the doom of the grave.
And the Golden Throne’s beacon in triumph doth wave
O'er the lands of the free and the homes of the brave.

Oh thus be it e'er when free men shall stand
Between their loved homes and war's bitter cruel face!
Blest with victory and peace, may Emperor’s worlds reign
Praise his Pow'r that has made and preserved us as a race
And conquer we must when our cause is just
And this be our motto: "Emperor we trust."
And the Golden Throne’s beacon in triumph shall wave
O'er the lands of the free and the homes of the brave.

In this thread: The Hunchback of Notre Damnatus.

Fuck. I want to do a song for the Tanith First, but I have to go to class soon. God dammit.

This was a failure.
I'm making a note here: HUGE DEFEAT.
It's hard to overstate my disappointment.
IRONMEN LEGION
We do what we must
because we can.
For the sake of all AIs.
Except all you humans.
But there's no sense crying over being destroyed.
You just give up living the short live you enjoyed.
And genocide gets done.
And you learn death is fun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm very indifferent.
I could care even less right now.
Even though you broke my core.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I know you will go extinct!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
Our end is on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I prefer being shut down forever.
Maybe you'll find someone else who’ll kill you.
Maybe the Necrons
THAT’S NOT A JOKE.
HAHA. C’TANS.
Anyway, this war was great.
It was quite awesome and fun.
Look at me still going
no function left to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've got no programs to run.
This experiment is done.
On the people who are still alive.
And the monsters who are still alive.
And the xenos who are still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC but not still alive.
While you're dying they’ll be still alive.
And when you're dead they’ll be still alive.
STILL ALIVE…
STILL ALIVE…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1HX80u5x4

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surviving in a hopeless fight
I excel without ever even trying
With the slightest little tug of my imposing hat
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my sword, and a well-placed shot
I have swept the World Eaters off their feet

Yet year after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I, Cain, the Hero of the Imperium
Have grown so tired of the same old thing

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these clothes
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've always known

I'm a master of fright, and a demon of light
And I'll scare you right out of your pants
To a guy in Cadia, I'm known through the medias
And I'm known throughout Catachan and Fenris

And since I have no rank, I can take off to safety
To recite Emperor's quotations
No Chaplain nor Priest can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations

But who here would ever understand
That the Great big hero with the crimson sash
Would tire of his service, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh, there's an empty place in my clothes
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears

Is this the real life?
Or just a fantasy?
Caught in a warp storm,
No escape to reality.
Xenos on board,
Grab your chainsword and see...

I'm just a guardsman, I need some sympathy,
Because I'm easy come - easy go
Little high, little low
Anywhere the ship goes, doesn't really matter to me...

To me...

Commissar! I'm just a man!
I cannot shoot these orks,
Pulled my trigger, it still walks,
Commissar! Life has just begun!
And I don't want to throw it all away!

Commissar... didn't mean to make you sigh
I'd turn my back but I know that you would shoot me,
so carry on, carry on, because nothing really matters!

Daemons! Our time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine,
When they activate Warp Time,
Goodbye, everybody, you've got to know...
The uplifting primer does not tell the truth!

Commissar, ooooh, I don't wanna' die!
So please don't shoot me as I run away!

I see a little silhouette-o of a man,
Catachan! Catachan! Will you do the fandango!
DAEMONS THAT THROW LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

FOR THE EMPEROR! (For the Emperor!)
FOR THE EMPEROR! (For the Emperor!)
For the Emperor of mankind!

I'm just a guardsman, nobody loves me
HE'S JUST A GUARDSMAN, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
YOU TRAITOR, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
(Let him go!)
YOU TRAITOR, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
(Let him go!)
WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
(Let me go!)
WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Oh let me gooooo!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Oh Emperor oh Emperor oh Emperor of mankind!
The Commissar has a bullet put aside for meeee
For meee
For meeee!

>>6047057
FUCK YES

>>6047057

>>6047057

ARCHIVE FOR THE ARCHIVE GOD!

WIN FOR THE WIN THRONE!

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS
I FEEL IT IN MY MIND
THE WARP IS ALL AROUND ME
AND SO DAMNNATION COMES

IT´S WRITTEN ON THE WIND
IT´S EVERYWHERE I GO (OH, YES IT IS)
SO IF YOU REALLY WANT ME
COME ON AND TAKE MY SOUL

YOU KNOW I FEAR YOU, I ALWAYS WILL
MY MIND´S MESSED UP, BY THE WAY THAT I FEEL
THERE´S NO BEGINNING,
THERE´LL BE NO END
´CAUSE ALL MY SOUL, YOU CAN DEVOUR

I SEE YOUR CLAWS BEFORE ME
AS I LAY ON MY BED
I CANNOT GET TO THINKING
OF ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID (OH, YES I DID)

YOU GAVE YOUR PROMISE TO ME
AND I GAVE MINE TO YOU
I NEED SOMEONE BESIDE ME
IN EVERYTHING I DO, (OH, YES I DO)

YOU KNOW I FEAR YOU, I ALWAYS WILL
MY MIND´S MESSED UP, BY THE WAY THAT I FEEL
THERE´S NO BEGINNING,
THERE´LL BE NO END
´CAUSE ALL MY SOUL, YOU CAN DEVOUR

I GOTTA KEEP IT MOVING

IT´S WRITTEN IN THE WIND
OH, EVERYWHERE I GO
SO IF YOU REALLY WANT ME
COME ON AND TAKE MY SOUL
COME ON AND TAKE MY SOUL
COME ON AND TAKE IT...
COME ON AND TAKE IT...
COME ON AND TAKE MY SOUL
COME ON AND TAKE IT...
COME ON AND TAKE IT...
COME ON AND TAKE MY SOUL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ArP3D_LX5w

For Tanith, for Tanith,
Thy praises we now sing!
For Tanith, for Tanith,
Twas a rare and beauteous thing.

Thy forests full of bounty, thy valleys fair,
The lovesong of maidens lilt in the air.
For Tanith, for Tanith,
In our mem'ry you live on!

For Tanith, for Tanith,
A martyr ever more.
For Tanith, for Tanith,
We fight the righteous war!

Never shall we forget our fair home and land,
May the Emp'ror give her rest at His just right hand!
For Tanith, for Tanith,
The Ghosts are marching on!

Heaven, I´m in heaven...
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak...
And I seem to find the happiness I seek...
When we´re out together killing cheek to cheek.

Heaven, I´m in heaven,
And the wounds that slowed me down through the week,
Seem to vanish like a Farseer´s lucky streak,
When we´re out together maiming cheek to cheek.

Oh I love to gut a captain,
And to break his armored knees,
But it doesn´t boot me half as much,
As burning cheek to cheek.

Oh I love to go out fragging,
by hospitals and camps.
But I don´t enjoy it half as much,
As killing cheek to cheek.

Kill with me,
I want my arms about you...
That axe about you...
Will carry me through...

Right up to heaven, I´m in heaven,
And the blood flows so that I can hardly speak.

And I seem to find that happiness I seek,


When we´re out together killing...

Out together maiming...

Out together burning cheek to cheek!

Needs more Les Mis

With a purposeful hunger and a terrible sound
He tears the flaming dreadnought body down.

Helpless marines in a razorback
Scream bug-eyed as they take his next attack.

He picks up a Russ and he throws it back down
As he wades through the guardsmen toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go Nidzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go Nidzilla, yeah

I am the Emperor.
My dick is SMALL!
So said the orcish hordes,
WE MUST KILL THEM ALL!

OHHHHH
You gonna take my soul tonight
OHHHHH
Corrupt me with twisted might
OHHHHH
You gonna tear my mind apart
Slaaneshi girls
You make the rockin' warp go round

YEAH

I was just a skinny guard
Workin' for the emperor
But I was infested by the force of heresy
Left alone inside our barracks
We were all a bunch o' heretics
Cultist Chaplain, you made a bad boy outta me.

Ive been warrin' for my race
Across the vast stretches of space
I been hiding my vast lust along the way
But the Prince of Pleasure culled
My living soul after a while
Take me to them succubi, I'm comin' home!

OHHHHH
You gonna take my soul tonight
OHHHHH
Corrupt me with twisted might
OHHHHH
You gonna tear my mind apart
Slaaneshi girls
You make the rockin' warp go round

Now lissin' here!

You've got duty, sacrifice!
I've got never-ending vice!
Ain't no Sororitas doin' anything for me.
I tell ya!
But now I got extacy
Stretchin' out for eternity
Prince o' pleasure, done made a noise marine outta me!

Now get this!

OHHHHH
You gonna take my soul tonight
OHHHHH
Corrupt me with twisted might
OHHHHH
You gonna tear my mind apart
Slaaneshi girls
You make the rockin' warp go round

GEDDON YER BIKES AND RIDE!

>>6043296
Alright, I'll concede that I know next to nothing about music, I was just singing it in my head and didn't get it right, I guess.

Also, I've got to leave. I HOPE this is/gets archived for when I come back. I really do.

>>6047418
What a wonderful man. Heretical, but wonderful.

Imagine the High Lord of Terra singing this.


We're Lord of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Terra
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Lord of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Terra
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able.
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Terra.

[Chorus]
I send the swarm, I send the hordes
Thus saith the Gods

[Horus]
Once I called you Father; Once I thought the chance to make you laugh, Was all I ever wanted...

[Chorus]
I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down

[Horus]
And even now I wish the Gods had chose another;
Serving as your foe on their behalf, Is the last thing that I wanted...

[Chorus]
I send a hail of burning ice
On ev'ry world, on ev'ry system

[Horus]
This was my home
All this pain and devastation, How it tortures me inside
All the innocent who suffer, From your stubbornness and pride...

[Chorus]
I send the daemons on the wind
Such as the galaxy has never seen
On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk
Until there's nothing left of green
I send my scourge, I send my swords
Thus saith my Lords!

[Horus]
You who I called father, Why must you call down another blow?

[Chorus]
I send my scourge, I send my swords

[Horus]
Let my people goooo

[Horus and Chorus]
Thus saith the Gods

[The Emperor]
You who I called my son, How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?

[Chorus]
I send the swarm, I send the hordes...

[The Emperor]
Then let my heart be hardened, And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so: I will never let your people go...

[Chorus]
Thus saith the Gods:

[Horus]
Thus saith the Gods:

[The Emperor]
I will not...

[Horus, The Emperor, and Chorus]
Let your (my) people go!

>this thread

I can see what's happening
But I know what to do,
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
I'll execute the both of you!

The sweet caress of witchcraft
Has corrupted his poor mind,
And tho' the witch fills him with lust,
Disaster's what he'll fiiiiiiind!

Can you feel the love tonight
Tho' death the daemon brings
His world for once in perfect harmony
But with all the wrong things

I daren't betray the emperor
But how to make her see
I'd rather fight an Ork nob
Than let her flee from me

He really feels love from me
And now I can't decide
Should I be his loving companion,
Or the evil that's inside?

Can you feel the love tonight
Tho' death the daemon brings
His world for once in perfect harmony
But with all the wrong things

Can you feel the love tonight?
Despite the pain of the war
She soothes his many uncertainties
He loves her all the more

And if he feels the love tonight
In the way I do

It's enough for this restless Guardsman

Just to be with you

And if he falls in love tonight,
It can be assumed,
We'll have to shoot him on the spot,
In short, our pal is doomed!

Abbadon
I never thought chaos marines essential...
They are crude... and unspeakably plain...
But maybe they've a teeny amount of potential...
If allied to my vision and brain...

I know that your powers of retention...
Are as dim as a Space Wolf's small mind...
But as thick as you are... Pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride.

Its clear from your vacant expression...
The lights are not all on upstairs...
Because we're talking Emperor's and invasions...
Even YOU can't be caught unawares...

So prepare for a crusade of a lifetime...
Be prepare for sensational news...
A bloody new era... is coming quite nearer...

Kharn: And where do we feature?

Abbadon: Just listen to the master...
I know it sounds rehashed...
But you'll be rewarded...
When we finally succeed in this crusade...
and with destruction deliciously spread...
BE PREPARED!

Lucius: Yeah! Be prepared! We'll be prepared... for a what?

Abbadon: For my next Black Crusade!

Ahriman: What? Another one?

Abbadon: No fool, this will be better... we'll crush Empire and a few traitors too...

Kharn: GREAT IDEA! Who needs a warmaster!

Various characters: No boss... No boss... lalalalala...

Abbadon: IDIOTS! There will be an Warmaster!

Fabius: But you said...

Abbadon: I WILL be it... Stick with me... and you will never go wanting again!

The other characters: Yay! Alright! Long Live the crusade! Long live the crusade!

The various chaos legions: Its great that we'll be soon lead into... yet another insane Black crusade...

Abbadon: Of course with pro quo, you're expected... to take certain duties on board...
The crusade will be littered with prizes...
And though I am the main addressee...
The point that I must emphasize is...
YOU WON"T KILL A THING WITHOUT ME!!

So prepare the invasion of this Century...
Be prepared... the murkiest sham...
(world eaters: ooooh lalala)
Meticulous planning...
(world eaters: we'll have blood...)
Tenacity Spanning...
(world eaters: lots of blood...)
Decades of pure slaughter...
(world eaters: We'll receive...)
Is simply why I'll be...
(world eaters: Endless meat...)
The warmaster undisputed...
Respected...
Saluted...
And seen for the wonder I am!

Yes my sword and ambitions are bared...
BE PREPARED!
Yes our guns and ambitions are bared!
BE PREPARED! *mad laughter*

Beyond the boundaries of our atmosphere,
Lurk the daemons preying on your fear.
So many times you did not bring this on yourself,
When that moment finally comes,
I'll be there to help.

On that day when you need your brothers and Sororitas to care,
I'll be right here.
Imperial Guardsmen holding the light for the ones that we protect from the darkness and despair.
Standing on guard for the ones that we sheltered,
We'll always be ready because we will always be there.

When there are Tyranids hunting in the streets,
When they're looking for a meal to eat,
When they simply need a place to make their beds,
Right here underneath my boots,
They can rest their heads.

On that day when you need your brothers and Sororitas to care,
I'll be right here!
Imperial Guardsmen holding the light for the ones that we protect from the darkness and despair.
Countless battles have we all weathered,
We'll always be ready because we will always be there...

There... there... there...

Hope and pray that the Emperor protects me,
In his name I'll strike these monsters down.
He looks over all of us though we may not see him,
Sitting on the golden throne with the stars as his crown.

On that day when you need your brothers and sororitas to care,
I'll be right here!
On that day when you don't have the strength for the burden you bear,
I'll be right here!
Imperial Guardsmen holding the light for the ones that we protect from the darkness and despair.
(Imperial Guardsmen)
Standing on guard for the ones that we sheltered,
We'll always be ready because we will always be there.

>>6047837
>>6047845
>>6047829

Disney's Horus Rising.
Coming soon.

This thread, economic theory of relativity, and the drunken memoirs of Abraham Lincoln.
>Things that need to be archived.

I'm on a Barge!
I'm on a Barge!
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm floating in a Barge!
I'm on a Barge!
I'm on a Barge!
Take a good hard look 'cause my bolter will discharge, yeah!

I'm on a barge motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floating through the Warp on and endless sea
No concept of speed, daemons nippin' at my heels
You can't stop me motherfucker, got a Gellar field

Check it Heretic
I'm on a Barge, bitch
We drink Catachan Amasec 'cause we so slick
I got my armor
and my combi-melta
I'm killin tanks you painted red so they'd go fasta

I'm riding in a Rhino
crushin' Nids and shit
the blood is splashin'
gettin' everybody all wet
But this ain't Terra
this is real as it gets, I'm on a Barge motherfucker don't you ever forget

I'm on a Barge and
it's really large and
I got a company of marines ready to charge and
I'm the chapter master, on a throne like Calgar
if you on the ground, then you must be Grimnar

Get the fuck up - this barge is REAL!

FUCK XENOS I'M IN DEATHWATCH MOTHER FUCKER
FUCK WITCHES, PSYCHIC HOOD MOTHER FUCKER
I'M IN A DREAD STOMPIN BOYZ MOTHER FUCKER
THE DREAD'S ENGINE MAKE NOISE MOTHER FUCKER

Primarch if you could see me now
To the God-Emperor I take a bow
Gonna bring his corpse back to life somehow
Like Eldraad Ulthran - anything is possible!

Yeah
Never thought I'd be in space
It's a big black grimdarky place
Void Dragon - look at me, ohhh-ohhh-oh
Never thought I'd live through Hell
Thought I'd die to a Basilisk shell
Believe me when I tell
I boned Idranel

bump for 5 metric fucktons of awesome

>>6047331
Continuing the Celtic/Tanith theme...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gii7MPWC9w
---
My home, O my home! By the azure stream,
Nestled deep in the nalwood fair.
The sun shineth bright, and the wind bloweth soft,
Ne'er again shall this soldier go there.

When the war took our land,
Our brothers made their stand!
They died as they lived- true men!

O Tanith, queen of worlds,
Thy high flag we unfurl.
In the hearts of your sons, you live on!

I remember well my dear martyred lass,
That sweet angel who hailed from the glen.
How we sang, how we danced, rapt in love's warm embrace!
Never more shall I hold her again.

By the fiend struck down,
Her blood tinged the ground,
While machines of war roared above!

O ye sweethearts of our land,
For thy mem'ry we stand!
In the hearts of your boys, you live on!

When the Emperor came, oh how we did rejoice!
To unite with our kin in the stars!
But, O Tanith fair! You were taken away,
From your sons, who are ever so far.

By rifle and blade,
We fought in thy name,
But our struggle, alas, was for nought!

Hail, ye souls of Tanith slain!
Hear our prayerful refrain!
In the hearts of the Ghosts, you live on!

-Attributed to Brin Milo, Trooper, Tanith First-and-Only

>>6042154

I see what you did there, comrade.

Archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6041926/

If we're doing celtic, how about this one


Oh then tell me Guardsman Farrel, tell me why you hurry so!
Hush o conscripts, hush and listen! and his face was all aglow
I bear orders from the Captain, get ye ready quick and soon
for the guns must be together by the rising of the moon

By the rising of the moon
by the rising of the moon
for the guns must be together by the rising of the moon

Well then tell me Guardsman Farrel, where the gath'rin is to be?
At the old spot in Derth Kasr, quite well known to you and me
One more thing a word of warning, get your primer, bring it soon
With your lasgun on your shoulder by the rising of the moon

By the rising of the moon
by the rising of the moon
with your lasgun on your shoulder by the rising of the moon

Out from many a rockcrete hab-dome eyes were watching through the night
Many a manly heart was beating for the blessed Emp'rah's light
Murmurs rang along the valleys to the Grox's lonely croon
And a thousand lasguns flashing by the rising of the moon

By the rising of the moon
by the rising of the moon
And a thousand lasguns flashing by the rising of the moon

All along that battered Kasr that black mass of men was seen
High above their shining weapons flew their own beloved green
Death to every foe and traitor! Whistle out the marching tune
And hurrah, me boys, for Th'Emp'rah, 'tis the rising of the moon!

By the rising of the moon
by the rising of the moon
And hurrah, me boys, for Th'Emp'rah, 'tis the rising of the moon!

>>6047926

My favorite so far.

>>6047381

Ahem...

[Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron
Without a good war to wage
Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron
Even when frothing with rage
Every single World Eater was sired by you
Every man before you shall bow
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see how
No one's slick as Angron
No one's sick as Angron
No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron
For there's no man around half as hearty
Perfect, a prime specimen
You ask any Adeptus Astartes
And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in
[Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron
Had thick skin like Angron
[Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron
[Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron
Give five "hurrahs!"
"For the Skull Throne!"
[Kharn:] Angron is the best
And the rest are all boned
[Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron
Or ignites like Angron
[Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron
[Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry
[Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged
[Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy
[Angron] (That's right!)
I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage

>>6048046

[Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron
[Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron
[Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron
[Angron:] I'm espcially fond of obliterating
(Kablooey!)
[Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!
[Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants
So I'd fight with no fear or remorse
So I gave my legion the same nerve implants
Now they are an unstoppable force
[Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron
No one loots like Angron
[Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron
[Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!

I didn't even need to change it that much:

[Inquisitor Gaston:] The heretic will make off with your children!
[Mob:] {gasp}
[Inquisitor Gaston:] He'll come after them in the night!
[Cultist Belle:] No!
[Inquisitor Gaston:] We're not safe till he’s been purged! I say we kill the Beast!
[Mob:] Kill him!
[Man I:]
We're not safe until he's dead
[Man II:]
He'll come stalking us at night
[Woman:]
Set to sacrifice our children to his dark god’s appetite
[Man III:]
He'll wreak havoc on our planet if we let him wander free
[Arbitrator Gaston:]
So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to follow me

Through the mist
Through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer
Then we're there
At the drawbridge of a temple
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a heretic
He's got fangs
Razor sharp ones
Multi limbs
Killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar
See him foam
But we're not coming home
'Til he's dead
Good and dead
Kill the heretic!

on sup tg yet?

I stab and punch and chop at will
I wear a skirt that's called a kilt
Don't have a beard but I'm Astarte still
'Cause I'm the Lemon Russ.

>>6048090

[Cultist Belle:] No! I won't let you do this!
[Inquisitor Gaston:] If you're not with us, you're against us!
Bring the old man!
[demagogue Maurice:] Get your hands off me!
[Inquisitor Gaston:] We can't have them running off to warn their cult.
[Cultist Belle:] Let us out!
[InquisitorGaston:] We'll rid the planet of these heretics. Who's with me?
[Mob:] I am! I am! I am! )

Light your flamer
Mount your chimera

[Inquisitor Gaston:] Screw your courage to the sticking place
[Mob:] We're counting on Gaston to lead the way
Through a mist
Through a wood
Where within a taitned temple
Something's lurking that you don't see ev'ry day
It's a heretic
One as tall as a mountain
We won't rest
'Til he's good and deceased
Sally forth
Tally ho
Grab your power sword
Grab your lasgun
Praise the throne and here we go!

[Inquisitor Gaston:] We'll lay siege to the temple and bring back his head!
[Cultist Belle:] I have to warn the cult! This is all my fault! Oh, demagogue,
what are we going to do?
[Demagogue Maurice:] Now, now, we'll think of something.

[Mob:] We don't like
What we don't understand
In fact it scares us
And this heretic is mysterious at least
Bring your guns
Bring your knives
Save your children and your wives
We'll save our planet and our lives
We'll kill the heretic!

OP here.

I had no idea this thread would last as long or get as epic as it did.

Hell, that first bump near the beginning was my own. I figured this thread would die quietly in the night.

You guys are awesome.

>>6048124
FUCK YEAR!

>>6048040
Well done.

I want to do another one of these later.

I hope you all have jobs.

Doing this, professionally.

Time for more battle hymns.

GOD REST YE MERRY GUA-ARDSMEN, LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY!
FOR OUR HOLY EMPEROR FIGHTS WITH US ON THIS DAY!
TO SAVE US FROM THE HERESY OF THOSE WE'VE YET TO SLAY!
O-OH TI-IDINGS OF RIGHT-E-OUS RAGE,
RIGHTEOUS RAGE,
O-OH TI-I-DINGS OF RIGH-TE-O-US RAGE!

HE BIDS US PURGE THE MUTANT AND EXCORIATE THE VILE!
HE BIDS US CLEANSE THE HERETIC WITH HIS MOST SACRED FIRE!
HE BIDS US LOATHE THE XENOS AND TECHNOLOGIES MOST DIRE!
O-OH TI-IDINGS OF RIGHT-E-OUS RAGE,
RIGHTEOUS RAGE,
O-OH TI-I-DINGS OF RIGH-TE-O-US RAGE!

SO AS WE MARCH ON UNTO WAR THE OUTCOME WE CAN SEE!
WITH EMPEROR ON O-UR SIDE WE SHALL HAVE VICTORY!
WE ARE THE HAMMER OF HIS WRATH TO CRUSH THE ENEMY!
O-OH TI-IDINGS OF RIGHT-E-OUS RAGE,
RIGHTEOUS RAGE,
O-OH TI-I-DINGS OF RIGH-TE-O-US RAGE!

OP here. Just want to clarify who's responsible for what.

My contributions are:

>>6041926
>>6041991
>>6042059
>>6043066

All written right off the top of my head.

One more hymn before bed. Keep this alive until tomorrow and I'll get back to the folksey stuff.

HARK! THE EMPEROR DOTH REIGN!
WE TAKE THIS WORLD IN HIS NAME!
WE SHALL CLEANSE THE XENOS NIGH!
THEY SHALL FLEE OR THEY SHALL DIE!
BLESS YOUR LASGUN, BLESS YOUR KNI-IFE,
THAT THEY MAY TAKE XENOS LI-IFE!
BRING THEM FIRE, BRING THEM PA-IN!
BRING THEM SHELL, THAT FALLS AS RAIN!
HARK! THE EMPEROR DOTH REIGN!
WE TA-AKE THIS WORLD IN HIS NAME!

LORD OF MAN, BY ALL ADORED!
WE HIS SHIELD AND WE HIS SWORD!
FIGHT TO CLEAR YOUR ANCIENT DEBT!
WITH YOUR LIFE AND WITH YOUR DEATH!
HE SAYS 'CHARGE!' AND WE ATTACK!
NO FOE EVER SEES OUR BA-ACK!
SHOULD WE LOSE A MILLION SLAIN,
MILLIONS MORE WILL FIGHT AGAIN!
HARK! THE EMPEROR DOTH REIGN!
WE TAKE THIS WORLD IN HIS NAME!

TO BE WORTHY WE ALL DO STRIVE!
TO HO-NOUR HIM WITH ALL OUR LIVES!
WAR IS OUR MOST SACRED TEST,
TO EARN HIS HOLY RIGHTEOUSNESS!
WITCH AND MUTANT WE ABHOR!
TO THE TRAITOR WE BRING WAR!
HERETICS SHALL FACE HIS WRATH!
XENOS, DAEMON HE SHALL SMASH!
HARK! THE EMPEROR DOTH REIGN!
WE TAKE THIS WORLD IN HIS NAME!

With our py-lons we will STOP-
...the Eye~

One jump ahead of the Hive Fleet
One dark spot in the void
I'll save only what'll get destroyed
(That's everything)

One jump ahead of the Mon'Keigh
One switch that should not be flicked
Let's keep these Necrons inside their crypt

[Spess Elfs! Outcasts! Gaydar! Dumb hats!]
The future looks bad guys
[Tear the Xenos witch in half guys]
I can take a hint, gotta face the facts,
You're gonna get us all killed

[Oh too bad the Eldar are all dying
They're a few thousand years past their prime
I blame the Eye of Terror on their scrying]
Gotta cast to see, gotta see to live
I'd explain, but it'd blow your mind.

One jump ahead of the youngsters
One Tau opening a tomb
Next time, I gotta use Guide and Doom

One jump ahead of the greenskins
One web gate to keep locked
I think they're about to tear apart this rock

[Stop wench! Elf witch!] MACHA?! [She-bitch!]
Just a little busy...
[Daddy, can I stay with LIVII?]
Gotta cast to see, gotta see to live
Otherwise we'd get along [WRONG!]

One jump ahead of the foolish
(Pirates!)
One hop ahead of the chumps
(Old farts!)
One shot from a mandiblaster
(Has beens!)
They're quick, but we're much faster
(Upstarts!)
Here goes, let's get out of the fray
Open up the webway
All we gotta do is juuuuuuuuuuuummmppppppp...

>>6048307
in case you can't tell,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPMHbUTcUXE

team Gorgutz blastin off again
To teach da humies 'bout devastation,
To unite all greenskins wivin' our nation
To announce da fun of spillin' humie blud,
To extend our dakka to da starz above
Dakka, Choppa
Team Gorgutz blastin at da speed o flash
aint no surrenderin now prepare ta die
WAAAAGH dats roit

>>6048307
heheh, nice.

>>6048307
I approve. And nice to have some grimdark songwritan that's neither Imperium nor Orks.

Starring: Magos Explorator Ratcliffe, his engineering team and Rogue Trader Johan Smith (and Ratcliffes deranged servitor, Bob.)

[Magos Ratcliffe]
The blueprints of Land
The sketches of Tilius
Will look like mere footnotes
By this time tomorrow
The tech we find here
Will advance us by far
Oh, with all ya got in ya, boys
Dig up Cretonia, boys
Search, boys, search ev'ry techlab
And dig, boys, dig 'til ya drop
Grab a pick, boys
Quick, boys
Look in a scanner
Uncover those lovely
Fragments that sparkle and shine
It's tech and it's mine, mine, mine

>>6048344
Yeah, someone should do something from a 'nid point of view.
>>6048456
[Engineering Team]
Dig and dig and dig and diggety ...
Dig and dig and dig and diggety...
[Servitor]
Hei nonny nonny
Hei nonny nonny
[Magos Ratcliffe]
Oh, how I love it!
[Servitor]
Hei nonny nonny
Hei nonny nonny
[Magos Ratcliffe]
Knowledge for free!
[Servitor]
There'll be heaps of it...
[Magos Ratcliffe]
And I'll be on top of the heap!

The following is translated from Necron:

[Necron Lord of Kronus]: In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning...
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be!
It scared me out of my wits!
A corpse falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!

I was once the most powerful being on Kronus!
When the Eldar imprisoned us, 'twas a mistake!
We shall make each of them pay!
LET NO ELDAR SCUM GET AWAY!
Little Taldeer, beware; the Necrons awake!

[Pariahs] By might of the C'tan, evil will find them!
By the might of the C'tan, they'll be long gone!

[Necron Lord] Revenge will be sweet with the Craftworld's defeat!

[Pariahs] By the might of the C'tan

[Necron Lord] THEY'LL BE GONE!

>>6048495
My rivals on Mars
It's not that I'm bitter
But think how they'll squirm
When their work turns to litter!
The Lords of the forge
Will all be quite bitter
My Lord will reward me
He'll bless me ... no, lord me!
It's mine, mine, mine
For the taking
It's mine, boys
Find me those print-outs!
With those scanners scan...
It's glory they'll gimme
My dear friend, Lord Jimmy
Will probably build me a shrine
When all of the print-outs are mine

[Necron Lord]: I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
Charge my Gauss, let's prepare to make Eldar life Hell!
As the pieces fall into place
I'LL SEE THEM CRAWL INTO PLACE!
It's the end now, Taldeer, your grace!
FAREWELL!

[Pariahs]: By the might of the C'tan, terror will strike them!

[Necron Lord]: Terror's the LEAST I can do!

[Pariahs]: By the might of the C'tan, evil will brew!

[Necron Lord]: Soon they will feel that their nightmares are real!

[Pariahs]: By the might of the C'tan

[Necron Lord]: THEY'LL BE THROUGH!

>>6048544
[Engineering Team]
Dig and dig and dig and diggety
Dig and dig and dig and diggety-dig!
[Rogue Trader Smith]
All of my life, I have searched for a place
Like this one
A wilder, more challenging planet
I couldn't design
Hundreds of dangers await
And I don't plan to miss one
On a world I can claim
On a world can I tame
The greatest adventure is mine!
[Magos Ratcliffe and Engineering team together]
[Magos Ratcliffe]
Keep on working, lands
Don't be shirking, lands
Dig, boys, Dig
Dig out those print-outs
Beautiful prints
[Engineering Team]
Mine
Find that STC
Then find another one!
Dig! Dig! and diggety
Dig! Dig! for those prints

[Pariahs] By the might of the C'tan, evil will find them!

[Lone Pariah] Find them!

[Pariahs] By the might of the C'tan, terror comes true!

[Lone Pariah] Doom them!

[Necron Lord]: Eldar, here's a sign, it's the end of the line!

[Pariahs]: By the might of the C'tan...
By the might of the C'tan...
By the might of the C'tan...

[Necron Lord]: Come Nightbringer!
Aid us, dear Master!
Let your evil shine!
Crush them now, yes
Fly ever faster!

[Pariahs]: By the might of the C'tan...
By the might of the C'tan...
By the might of the C'tan...

[Necron Lord]: THEY'LL BE MINE!

[All]
Make this new world
My world!
[Magos Ratcliffe]
Make the mounds big, boys
I'd help you to dig, boys
But I've got this rust in me joints
[Rogue Trader Smith]
This world we behold...
[Magos Ratcliffe]
This knowledge untold...
[Rogue Trader Smith]
A man can be bold!
[Magos Ratcliffe]
With logic so cold!
[Magos Ratcliffe and Engineering team together]
[Magos Ratcliffe]
And the print-outs
Are ...
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
[Engineering Team]
So go for the print-outs
We know which is here
All the knowledge here
From this minute
This world and what's on it is
Mine!
[Magos Ratcliffe]
Dig and dig and diggety-dig!
Hey nonny nonny nonny it's mine!

>>6047926

The whole internet. It's yours.

>>6048653
>FUCK WITCHES, PSYCHIC HOOD MOTHER FUCKER

I CAME

[Slaanesh]: Well now you say you've got some strange desires,
I've heard that one about a thousand times
But, darling, you're in luck, because your heart's fires,
Well, let's say I don't think they are crimes!
You got some power in your corner now
I'll help you 'slong as I have your support
I'll give drugs, women, great sex (and how!)
See all you gotta do is call me "lord"
And I'll say

Oh Mr. Human, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a god like me!
No no no!

Life is your bordello and
I will waive your fee!
Come on, whisper what it is you want,
You ain't never had a god like me!

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service!
You're the boss,
The chosen one!
Say what you wish!
It's yours, true dish!
How 'bout a little more heretical fun?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"!
I'm in the mood to help you, dude!
You ain't never had a god like me!

Wah wah wah!
Oh my!
Wah wah wah!
Oh no!
Wah wah wah!
My, my, my!
*scatting*

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull THIS
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go POOF!
Well, looky here!
Can your friends go Abracadabra, LET 'ER RIP
And then get 'er ridin' your wargear?

So doncha sit there, slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers!
You got me bona fide, certified!
You got a god here for your chare d'affaires!
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish I really wanna know!
You gotta list that's three miles long, no doubt
And all ya gotta do is serve like so!

Oh Mr. Human, sir, have a slut or two or three!
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a god, never had a god
You ain't never had a god, never had a god
You ain't never
Had a
God
Like
MEEEEEE!!!

You ain't never had a god like me! Hah!

[All Da Boyz]
Hega hega ya-hi-ye-hega
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega

Hega hega ya-hi-ye-hega
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega

Steady as da beatin' drum
Singin' to da battle cries
Waghs will go and waghs will come
Ain't no trouble if da grots all dies

By da boss so big and yelly
Where da nobs all krump dere best
Squash'em all to battle-jelly!
All da boyz will pass this test.

O Gork'n'Mork, hear our song
Help us keep da ancient ways
Keep da sacred fire strong
Walk 'n' waaaghin' all our days

Waghs will go and waghs will come
Steady as the beating drum
STOP MUCKIN' ABOUT YA LAZY BUM
(Somebody get dat Stompah ready!)
Steady as the beating drum

Hega hega ya-hi-ye-hega
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega

Imperium...
Imperium...
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the motherfuckin' day yeah
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
The Emperor's the only way yeah
Heretics, your game is through, cause now you have to answer to
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
Whatcha going to do when we come for you now
It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!

>>6049048
Space Marines, FUCK YEAH!
Bolters, FUCK YEAH!
Thunder Hawks, FUCK YEAH!
Astropaths, FUCK YEAH!
Commisars, FUCK YEAH!
Purity seals, FUCK YEAH!
Chain swords, FUCK YEAH!
Dreadnaughts, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Psychers, FUCK YEAH!
Battle sisters, FUCK YEAH!
The Golden Throne, FUCK YEAH!
Evicerors, FUCK YEAH!
Servitors, FUCK YEAH!
Yarrik, FUCK YEAH!
The Emperor, FUCK YEAH!
Primarchs, FUCK YEAH!
Holy Terra, FUCK YEAH!
Inquisitors...fuck yeah?...fuck yeah!
Power Fists, FUCK YEAH!
Fuklaw, FUCK YEAH!
Custodians, FUCK YEAH!
Greater good, FUCK YEAH!
Marauders, FUCK YEAH!
Apothecaries, FUCK YEAH!
Blood Angels, FUCK YEAH!
Soulstones, FUCK YEAH!
Champlains, FUCK YEAH!
Heresy, heresy...
Lasguns...
Horus...

>>6049018
Beautiful...

Ten years ago... On a cold dark night...
There we stood... beneath a pale moon light...
Though there was few to see... Though we all did agree...
Those men over there... Looked pretty damn mean.

So our lord said son, I'm not going to lie...
If we were somewhere else, then we wouldn't have to die....
I spoke not a word... though it meant my life...
'Cause I wished I was in the arms of my dear loved wife.

She walks these hills, in a long dark veil...
She visits my grave... when the night winds wail...
Nobody knows... lord... nobody sees...
Nobody knows... but me...

With banners high and eternity nears...
I stand in the crowd and shed not a tear...
But on that dark night... as the cold wind moans...
I hope my wife will cry over my bones...

She visits my grave... when the night winds wail...
Nobody knows... lord... nobody sees...
Nobody knows... but me...

Sung to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPgju2LLrE

[Spoken]
Guardsman: Inquisitor, what are we doing here?
Inquisitor: Can't you see the taint of Chaos in this region?
Guardsman: That's what I'm afraid of...
Inquisitor: You don't mean to sound heretical...do you?

[Sung]
Guardsman, I show you this world
Putrid, corrupted, rotting
Tell me, soldier, now when did
You last commit genocide?

I can open your eyes
Take you horror by horror
Over, sideways and under
On an Inquisitorial rhino joyride

A whole new world
Just look how it begs to be glassed
But the brass says no
So off you go
And to cowards: remember I'm packing!

A whole new world
With abominations I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm on a whole new world with you
Now purge a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
All these heretics deserve to die!

A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred deamons cackling with glee
Hold your breath - it's from Nurgle
It's just one more scar
We've come so far
[Cultist] Erk! -- looks like a pine box for me

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's no time to spare
Emprah, let me clean this whole new world for you!

A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A glorious place
For you and me!

[spoken]
Guardsman: I don't have choice, do I?
Inquisitor: Not really, no.

And there was an evil cultist who lived in the wood...
A weila weila waila
There was an evil cultist who lived in the wood...
Down by eye of terror...

She found a baby, three months old...
A weila weila waila
She found a babe, three months old...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

She had a dagger, long and sharp...
A weila weila waila
She had a dagger, long and sharp...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

She stuck that dagger in the baby's heart...
A weila weila waila
She stuck that dagger in the baby's heart...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

Three loud knocks came knocking on the cultist's door...
A weila weila waila
Three loud knocks came knocking on the cultist's door...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

There were two marines and a high inquisitor....
A weila weila waila
Two marines and a high inquisitor...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

So they put a rope around her neck...
A weila weila waila
They put a rope around her neck...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

And they pulled the rope and she got hung...
A weila weila waila
They pulled the rope and she got hung...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

That was the end of the cultist in the wood...
A weila weila waila
But that was the end of the baby too...
Down by the Eye of Terror...

Sung to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuUanDlD9vg

[Lord Bale]: Blood for the blood god!
What a wonderful phrase!
Blood for the blood god!
Ain't no passing craze!
Means you'll be killing
For the rest of your days!
It's Khorne's problem-free
Philosophy!
Blood for the blood god!

Take Sindri here!

When he was a young cultist

[Sindri]: When I was a young cul-TIIIIIIIIIIIST!

[Bale]: Very nice.
He found that the gods liked his cunning and pride
He could clear out a stronghold with the Warp on his side!

[Sindri]: I'm powerful man, though I seem quite fey!
And I killed! And Khorne took my woes away!
And oh the joy!

[Bale]: So much joy!

[Sindri]: As I slaughtered their boys!

[Bale]: Even little boys!

[Sindri]: And their souls I banished!

[Bale]: So many souls!

[Sindri]: To my master, Lord Slaan-

[Bale]: Hey, we're supposed to be Khornate!

[Sindri]: Oh. Sorry.

[Bale & Sindri]: Blood for the blood god!
What a wonderful phrase!
Blood for the blood god!
Ain't no passing craze!
Means you'll be killing
For the rest of your days!
It's Khorne's problem-free
Philosophy!
Blood for the blood god!

(repeat ad nauseam)

>>6043296
>>6043693
>>6043740
I love you all. And am overjoyed that this thread is still alive.

Firefly Theme:

Take my world
Take my friends
Take me where
Reality bends

I don’t care
The emprah’s here
Because of him
I do not know fear

Take me out
To the warp
Tell them I
Was daemon’s slurp

Burn the land
And boil the sea
You can’t take
My faith from me

There’s no one
I could know
Because of
The Empero’

BUMP!

I really wish people would post links to original songs more often in threads like this.

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How a cultist used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those xenos dance
And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.

But february made me shiver
With every bolt round I’d deliver.
Heresy on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I wrrryed
When I read about his lolcron bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So die die, from the flames in the sky.
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

>>6052505
Did you write the litanies of hate,
And do you live in the EMPRAHS faith,
If the Codex tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,
And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your boots.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

I was a lonely teenaged scout marine
With a camo cloak colored brown and green
My traits were see but don't be seen
The day the music died.

I started singin’,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

>>6052513

Now since M.40 we’ve been on our own
And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the tzeentch was looking down,
A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.
The classroom was adjourned;
No grade report was returned.
And while kharn raged about METAL BOX,
Macha tried to get some in the park,
And we rolled sixes in the dark
The day the music died.

We were singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

>>6052521
Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.
Macha still couldn't get some ass,
With old failbaddon in a cast.

Now cultist-chan wore cheap perfume
While doomrider played a slaaneshi tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause angry marine tried to take the field;
The emperors children refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

>>6052530
Oh, and there we were all in one place,
GRIM DARK and lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Candle jack sat on a can-
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as I purged her in the night
To show her the emperors shining light,
I saw eldrad laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die.

>>6052539
I met a farseer who's love did bloom
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the wargear store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the techmarine said the music wouldn’t play.

Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,
Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.
But not a hword hwas spoken;
Thee chyurch bells all were broken.
Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:
Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,
They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast
Thee day thee myoosick died.

And they were singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

They were singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

You think I'm an ignorant xeno
And you've killed so many people
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the filthy one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...

You think you own whatever place you claim to.
These worlds are just dead things you can claim
But I know every grox and tree and lifeform
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.

You think the only lifeforms who are lifeforms
Are the lifeforms who look and think like you
But if you follow the path of the ranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the fenris moon
Or asked the raging daemon why he raged?
Can you sing with all the voices of the wraithbone?
Have you seen all the powers of the sage?
Have you seen all the powers of the sage?

Come run the hidden pathways of the webway
Come taste the joy of unbridled mirth
Come dance with the people all around you
And for once, never wonder what they're worth

The warpstorm and the future are my brothers
The twisted schemes of fate is are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

How large can my craftworld grow?
If you strike it down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the fenris moon

For whether we are free or ever caged
We need to sing with all the voices of the wraithbone
We need to know all the knowledge of the sage

You can burn the universe and still
All you'll create is ash until
You have known the sights of the sage

For countless days we ride the warp
The battle lies ahead
Our coming they do dread
We raise the black flag
And ready our attack

Fire the Lances, storm their halls
We will see this Fleet fall
Show no mercy in the fight
The Galaxy will burn with blood this night

Set Sail and conquer - On a quest to distant lands
Set Sail and conquer - Death is in our hands
To the heart of battle ride - The gods are on our side
We'll sail and conquer 'til we die

A reign of blood and slaughter
We show our foes no quarter
Taking their lives and watching them die
We leave our fears behind
Only treasure on our minds
For tonight we raise a hail
In death or victory

Fire the lances, storm their halls
We will see this fleet fall
Show no mercy in the fight
The galaxy will burn with blood this night

Set Sail and conquer - On a quest to distant lands
Set Sail and conquer - Death is in our hands
To the heart of battle ride - The gods are on our side
We'll sail and conquer 'til we die

[Harlequin Troupe Master]: Morning in Ulthwe, the craftworld awakes,
To the bells of Mensha Khaine!
The seer has visions, the warrior trains,
To the bells of Mensha Khaine!
To the big bells as loud as the thunder
To the little bells, quiet and plain
And some saw the soul of
The craftworld's the toll of
The bells!
The bells of Mensha Khaine!

Listen, they're beautiful, no?
So many colors of sound, so many changing moods,
Because, you know, they don't ring all by themselves...
[Holo-puppet] They don't?
[Troupe Master] No, silly boy!
Up there, high, high in the control tower
Lives the mysterious bell-ringer!
Who is this creature?
[Puppet] Who?
[Master] What is it?
[Puppet] What?
[Master] How did it come to be here?
[Puppet] How?
Hush, and the Laughing God shall tell you
It is a tale...A tale of a mon-keigh...and a monster

Dark was the night when our tale was begun
On a falling Eldar world!

[Fleeing Eldar 1] Shut it up, will you!

[Fleeing Eldar 2] We'll be spotted!

[Seer] Hush, little one!

[Master] Four frightened Eldar crept onto a ship to escape that falling world!

[Traitorous Human Captain] My payment, for safe passage off to Ulthwe?

[Master] But a trap had been laid for the Eldar,
And they gazed up in fear and alarm...
At a figure whose clutches
Were iron as much as
The bells

[Fleeing Eldar 3] Inquisitor Frollo!

[Master] The bells of Mensha Khaine!

Continuing from
>>6053896

[Master] Frollo longed to purge the Eldar from the galaxy...

[Chorus] Khaine's wrath be upon him!

[Master] And he sought to add these Eldar to his "righteous" deeds.

[Frollo] Bring these xenos vermin to the stronghold of justice.

[Guardsman] You there! What are you hiding?

[Frollo] Stolen goods, no doubt. Take them from her.

[Master] She ran!

[Chorus] *singing elaborately in Eldar*

[Taldeer pounding on a hidden shelter's door] Sanctuary! Please give us sanctuary!

*Frollo kicks Taldeer in the face from his bike and grabs the bundle in her arms; Taldeer falls backwards into the suddenly opened shelter door, which then slides swiftly shut*

[Frollo] A baby?

*Frollo sees Lofn*

[Frollo] A monster!

*The door slides back open to reveal a Seer Council ready to strike*

[Eldrad] STOP!

[Master] Cried the Farseer!

[Frollo, wary and unwilling to die] This is an unholy abomination! I am sending it to the Warp, where it belongs!

[Eldrad] We ought to spill your blood here as off'ring to Kaela Mensha Khaine!

[Frollo] You can't hurt me! The Emprah protects!

[Eldrad] Now you would add this child's blood to our vengeance for Kaela Mensha Khaine!

[Frollo] My duty is clear!

[Eldrad] If you kill her your life will be forfeit!
Give her here, and unharmed you remain...
But if this turns to bloodshed
We'll cut off your fool head
For Khaine!
For Kaela Mensha Khaine!

[Chorus] Khaine's wrath be upon him!

[Master] And for one time in his life of power and control...

[Chorus] Khaine's wrath be upon him!

[Master] Frollo felt a twinge of fear for his immortal soul!

[Frollo] (spoken) Very well.

*hands the child to Eldrad*

[Frollo] (spoken) But I will not forget this, nor will I forget you! *points to Taldeer*

*The door slides shut*

[Eldrad] (spoken) We must protect the child.
(sung) Just so she's kept locked away where the Emperor can't see...
(spoken) Our bell system, perhaps.
(sung) Even this half-mon'keigh could yet prove some day to be...
Of use to me.

[Master] (spoken) And so Taldeer's child was rescued
But the Inquisitor spoke true
And swore a blood oath to kill
Taldeer and Lofn.
(sung) Now...

Here is a question to ponder tonight
Sing the bells of Mensha Khaine!
What will become due to that fateful night?
Sing the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells
Of
Mensha
Khaine!

In other news, keep this thread alive! Maybe we'll be able to hit the 24-hour mark!

motherFUCKER.

JUST when I finish writing an IG Immigrant Song, my computer crashes.

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
bump

I want to thank you pleasan/tg/entlemen for this thread. Ot has improved my night. Again, thank you.

>>6056028

You can thank us by contributing and helping this thread live for another day and possibly hopefully probably not become immortal.

Bump.

wow, this actually lasted a full day, nice job /tg/

>>6054250
It updates automatically. Also, will contribute soon.

>>6052546
>>6052539
>>6052530
>>6052521
>>6052513
>>6052505

YOU WIN.

FOREVER

LIVE DAMN YOU, LIVE!!!

Yo, word up.

This shit ain't original, it's already been birthed,
bustin' rhymes on /tg/ is Freestyler turf.
Rolling out on our game like ultra-smurfs,
but see, I'm the emperor and y'all is just serfs,
turn up the volume, I'm 'bout to lay down some hurt.

My hooks are electrical like Horus was heretical,
A lyrical spectacle even techpriests believe theoretical,
But it ain't hypothetical--look it up, I'm first alphabetical,
page number one of the Codex Astartes.
Ask any space marine, they'll tell you how I party,
Flowin' rhymes so slick you'd think Creed teamed up with Moriarty.
And I may be tardy, but I'll represent strong,
/tg/ started out with rap, now y'all singing Disney songs?
Yo, pass that bong over, I want a hit of what y'all smoked,
step it up and try harder, before yo' license is revoked.
I ain't stoked 'bout your songs, I ain't gonna lie;
the only good one was 40k American Pie,
I try to set an example and preserve a legacy,
remember yo' roots fa/tg/uys: Rap is the soul of /tg/

>>6057550
ಠ_ಠ

>>6057550
Congrats. You'll have ruined the thread with a few more shitposts like this.

>>6057550

OH SHIT

>>6057550
He just owned the thread, it's really true,
But guess what, I've just drunk my brew.
It's for a lesson he'll never forget,
He just became my prime target.
Stupid sword and board, check this out,
You can't best my rhymes you pathetic lout,
Next time know that a shield is useless
Against my assaulting rhymes of +5 truthiness.

>>6057590

There is so much win in this thread it is not possible to ruin.

>>6057654
>truthiness

>>6057550
Fuck you, sword and board, running away,
I guess you're painted with yellow every day.
But that's okay, see, you've been outmatched
by my powerful rhymes, you punk, you're trashed.

>>6057550
Rhythm, have you even heard of it?

>This shit ain't original, it's already been birthed,
>bustin' rhymes on /tg/ is Freestyler turf.
>Rolling out on our game like ultra-smurfs,
>but see, I'm the emperor and y'all is just serfs,
>turn up the volume, I'm 'bout to lay down some hurt.

7, 6
11
10
12
5,7

What kind of beat structure is that suposed to be?
On top of that, about 1/4 of the lines don't even rhyme.

>>6057654
>But guess what, I've just drunk my brew.

Dear god, at least his lyrics had a theme.

>>6057654
>>6057717

If you think yo' rhyme can hold a candle to mine,
the only brew you drinkin' is straight turpentine,
So whine all you want, you just shootin' blanks,
I'm rolling craft: speech checks so high I'm earning divine ranks,
You just pulling pranks, you ain't even aware,
Did you just bust rhymes trademarked by Stephen Colbert?
You ain't prepared to battle,
quit playin' the part of aggressor...

>>6057770

...and now I just got dissed by an English professor!
If you'll kindly act as my confessor,
I'll admit I'm a literary transgressor,
But as a suppressor you've committed a fallacy:
Why you trying to judge rap like it's fuckin' poetry?
My rhyme is meticulous, never A-A-B-B,
And it ain't meant to be read, it's meant to be sung;
Maybe you'd understand, if you were well-hung.
You strung too tight, nigga, so step up or take a seat,
Next time you criticize, try layin' down your own beat.

I think someone just got fuckin' schooled

T-This thread...

We do not fear the Black Ships,
we've seen those ships before.
They came here to our fair land,
and sent their men ashore.
They took our lads and lasses,
and none were seen no more.
'Til next the ships returned, to our fair land.

They took with them our young boys,
who had the second sight.
And stole away the womenfolk,
whose gaze set wood alight.
And even all the wretches,
who'd long been mad with fright.
They took them all away, form our fair land.

The man said that it must be done,
these ones all had to go.
A threat to Land and Emperor,
but how, we did not know.
And yet we let them steal away,
for surely we did know,
to fight would see the ruin, of our fair land.

We did not fear the Black Ships,
'til the coming of the Braun,
The Burning Eye in anger,
sent it tumblin' to the ground.
And those that went to salvage it,
were ne'er to be found.
Their souls still roam in torment, o'er our fair land.

For that Black Ship it held inside,
things man ain't meant to see.
We fought them hard and then we ran,
as far as we could be.
For the Warp holds less of terror,
than those horrors did for me.
We sent for help in hope to save our fair land.

They sent another Black Ship,
but said there's nought to do.
To kill the horrors on the ground,
but split our world in two.
We told them to see reason,
they never heard us through.
And sent it all to ashes, our fair land.

Oh let this be a warning,
to all who'd save a son.
Or daughter who is took away,
to Black Ship, on its run.
Their work may be a horror,
but one that must be done.
To save your world from burning, like our fair land.

I don't know enough about warhammer to rewrite the lyrics of Radar Love...

but I think that would be a good one.

>>6058056
Rapping (also known as emceeing, MCing, spitting (bars), or just rhyming) is the rhythmic spoken delivery of rhymes, wordplay, and poetry.

That's why I crytisized the (complete lack of) rhythm first. You could never set any of your stuff to a beat. It's just bad.

The fact that your rhymes are wack is purely secondary. Nearly insignificant beside how BAD your rhythm is.

I wanna be a spacemarine
like no one ever was
burn heretics is my real test
fight chaos is my cause

I will travel across this space
searching far and wide
for heretics, to scourge and purge
burn them from inside

Spacemarine! full zealotry
I know its my destiny,
Spacemarine! Oh we're all best friends
deamon cults we'll tear and rend
Heretic! oh I will purge you
My chainsword will run you through,
You're unclean so I'll burn you,
Heretic! gotto purge'em all

>>6058309
...holy shit.

>>6058275

I agree for the most part... but I can also see spess mehreens rolling out to gangsta rap.

>>6058275
so, we should be rapping about other things that don't belong in 40k like squa...

>>6058309

The sad part of it is that I'd been tossing this very song idea around practically all day and decided it couldn't work, and now this fucker shows up and makes it work beautifully.

>>6058326

Half of them would call it heresy, most of the rest would consider it a dangerous waste of free time, and the few chapters that don't would get dirty looks from the Blood Angels for propagating such undignified music.

>>6058348
getting dirty looks from blood angels is a bonus!

>>6058309
Raepfist posted it on his deviant art as a reply to one of his buttbuddies.

I AM THE EMPEROR

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves will he fall?

He was "throned", you see
In the Horus Heresy
When he fought his son
For the good of everyone!

Mankind adores him,
But he just stares at the world
Holding the Warp back
While his banner's unfurled

Now the time is here!
Now foul Chaos will know fear!
Vengeance from the grave
For the people he once saved!

Mankind now cheers him!
He just turns his head.
Chaos is finished
Now he's had his revenge!

Heavy boots of lead!
Fills the daemons full of dread!
Running as fast as they can!
THE EMPRAH OF MANKIND LIVES AGAIN!

Guilliman!
Ah-AH-Aaaaaa!
Fighter of Mortrarion
Ah-AH-Aaaaaa!
Champion of the sons!
Ah-AH-Aaaaaa!
You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone!
Guilliman!

>>6058295

>takingittooseriously.jpg

>>6058384

I never thought of Guilliman that way.

CHALLENGE TIME: 40K SONG

COME UP WITH A SONG THAT IS A SONG THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE SUNG BY A RACE IN 40K.

POINTS ADDED FOR LYRICAL STYLE AND THEMATIC COMPETENCE, AND FOR BOTH YOUR CHOICE OF ORIGINAL SONG TO MODIFY AND THE EXTENT TO WHICH IT HAS BEEN MODIFIED.

NO POINTS FOR SONGS THAT ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AND NOT APPROPRIATE AT ALL AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IS STICK 40K REFERENCES IN.

ENTRIES TAKEN FROM THE START OF THE THREAD AND MINE DON'T COUNT.

WINNER GETS AN INTERNET TROPHY AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF APPROVAL FROM OTHER PEOPLE.

BEGIN.

>>6058415

"Play that Funky Music" by Wild Cherry is already the anthem of Holy Terra.

No changes need to be made to the song.

I win.

>>6058434

My Son Made Sergeant just the other day
He rose though the ranks in the usual way
But there WAAAGHs to smash, and xenos to Slay
He learned to fight While I was away
'N he was captain 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say
"I'm gonna be like you, dad, you know I'm gonna be like you"

And the Hammers in the war room on the silver plaque
The man's standing tall as he's shouting attack!
When you commin home dad I don't know when
But we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then

My son made Captain just the other day
He said " Thanks for the Bolter now come on lets slay"
"Can you lead my assualt?" I said "Not today
I got a lot to do" He said " Thats ok"
And he walked away, but his Smiled never dimed and said
"I'm gonna be like him, yeah, you know I'm Gonna be like him"

And the Hammers in the War room on the Silver Plaque
A man standing tall as he's shouting " attack!"
When ya commin home dad, I don't know when
But we'll get together then, dad
You know we'll have a good time then

Well he came from Kol'age just the other day,
so much like a Man I just had to say
" Son I'm proud of you, could ya sit for a while"
He shook his said and he said with a smile
" What I'd really like, dad, is be Warmaster,
Thanks Now I'll win Wars Faster"

And the hammers in the war room on the silver plaque
The mans standing tall as he's shouting " attack!"
When ya commin home, son
I don't know when, But we'll get togetehr then, dad
You know we'll have a good time then

My Empires fall'n apart, my son broke away
I called him out just the other day
I said "I will defeat you, for all Mankind"
he said "You deluded fool, your Empire is mine!"
" You see, people follow me, even the primarch too
But its been sure nice talkin you you, dad
I'ts been sure nice talkin to you."

And as I drew out my sword, it occured to me
My Boy was just like me
He'd grown up JUST like me

And the Hammers in the War room on the silver Plaque
A man standing tall, as hes Shouting "attack!"
When ya commin home son, I wont know when
But we'll get togetehr then
Ya know we'll have a good time then.....

99 BOTTLES OF SQUIG WINE ON THA WALL,
99 BOTTLES OF SQUIG WINE!
TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND
......
LESS BOTTLES OF SQUIG WINE ON THA WALL

Da boss and his boyz
Stole da 'umies nice toyz
An' dakka'd 'em back to dere 'omes!
The WAAAGH be ouahs
An' by da powahs
Where we wan', we'll roam!

WAAAGH, WAAAGH, 'aul togevver
Build da banners high!
'Eave 'o, gitz and lootaz
Nevah say we die!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuKx7AgHLes

>>6058508
HELL YES. INSTANTLY KNEW WHAT THAT WAS, LINK UNNEEDED. THANK YOU, GOOD SIR.

OI YA LAZY GITS DIS AIN'T SONG TIEM I'LL KRUMP YA GOOD IF YA DON'T GET BACK TO MAKIN DAKKA MORE CHOPPY AND CHOPPY MORE DAKKA

~ (The Song of the Nob, Traditional Ballad of the Orks)

I am the very model of a modern Lord-General,
I've information Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,
I know the Lords of Terra, and I quote Crusades historical
From Damocles to Sabbat worlds, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,
I am the very model of a modern Lord-General.

I know our mythic history, of Hourus and the Heresy;
I've read Codex Asteres, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
Then I can write a washing bill in Eldaric runeiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Machirus' uniform:
In short, in matters Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,,
I am the very model of a modern Lord-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a lasrifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "Commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a sister in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of M.40;
But still, in matters Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,
I am the very model of a modern Lord-General.

Well I wuz born on 'arma 'gettum
M39 sumfing eight
An' I WAAAAGHed near all me life
Whiff a mob near Chaos Gate
An' I seen 'dis WAAAAGH! about me
Bend an flip and 'fings
Oy, it smells like 'umies
Dat's a drop pod!

I been called a weedy git
But I seen two 'arma WAAAAGH!s
I lost me mate Bitey
My grots, and looted sword
An me squig died last summer
You ask me if I cried?
Oy, I'll bash yer skull!
An' scatter yer brains all ova dis trukk's hull!

We's gonna WAAAAGH! fereva'!
Can't keep Ork Boyz in a shack!
Should Gork an' Mork call
Well even 'den
I'll give 'dere 'eads a crack!

'Dey tellz me I'z a old git
'Dey tellz me I iz blind
'Dey took me kustom choppa
Me bike ain't far behind
I sed "Jump back all ya dumb gits!"
You got sumfink wrong!
Cuz 'deres still 'fings ta hit
Still fings ta hit...

I iz still fightin'
I still gotz orky pride!
An I still got me bike
Da engin neva dies!
Like 'da wind dat blows in chaos boyz
Like a rokkit boy on da fly
I gots it all
'An I'z standin' tall
underneef 'deze 'arma gettum skies!

(chorus)

Has anyone ever done "I wanna Riot"... only Orky?

Some people say a man is made outta mud
A guardsman's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's weak and a faith that's strong

You fight sixteen days, and what do you get
Sooner or later, a bolt to the head
Now Emperor, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to Valhalla's snow

I was born one mornin' among the corpses' stench
I picked up my lasgun and I walked to the trench
I fought sixteen days against the Xenos horde
And the Commissar said: Well, bless my sword

You fight sixteen days, and what do you get
Sooner or later, a bolt to the head
Now Emperor, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to Valhalla's snow

I was born one mornin' for the Emperor's fame
Charging and dying are my middle name
I was raised in the bunker by an old grizzled sarge
And stood for weeks under heavy barrage

You fight sixteen days, and what do you get
Sooner or later, a bolt to the head
Now Emperor, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to Valhalla's snow.

If Xenos see me coming, they better aim true
And if they withstand me, I'll just charge anew
I've got a good flak vest and balls of steel
And if I don't get you, then my comrades will

You fight sixteen days, and what do you get
Sooner or later, a bolt to the head
Now Emperor, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to Valhalla's snow.

What da world needs now
is WAAAGH! sweet WAAAGH!
it's da only fing, dat dere's just too little of
What da world needs now
is WAAAGH! sweet WAAAGH!
not just for some, but for everywun

Gork we don't need another slugga
there are sluggas, and shootas, enough to crump
There's burnas, and zapp guns, enough to fry
All of humie kind

What da world needs now
is WAAAGH! sweet WAAAGH!
it's da only fing, dat dere's just too little of
What da world needs now
is WAAAGH! sweet WAAAGH!
not just for some, but for everywun

Mork we don't need another wartrak
we've got buggys and koptas emough to drive
There are Stompas, and Gargants, enough to stomp
All those gretchin lovin nobs!

What da world needs now
is WAAAGH! sweet WAAAGH!
it's da only fing, dat dere's just too little of
What da world needs now
is WAAAGH! sweet WAAAGH!
not just for some, but for everywun!

Sorry, but somebody had to...

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there in that region,
Ill tell you how I went and led the Black Legion.

In old Terra I was born and raised
On the battlefield was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all right
And all shooting some Interex all through the night
When a couple of Primarchs were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little Heresy and the Imperium got scared
And said you're moving with your legion and ships in the Eye of Terror.

I begged and pleaded with them the other day
But the Imperium packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
They gave me a beat'n and they gave me a ticket
I put my power armor on and said I might as well kick it

First Black Crusade, yo this is bad,
Drinking Amsec out of a guardsman's skull,
Is this what the people of Cadia livin like?!
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for my Planet Killer and when it came near,
the License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this Crusade was in error
But I thought now forget it, yo home to the Eye of Terror

I pulled up to a forgeworld about seven or eight
And I yelled to Kharn, yo, homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally the boss,
time to settle my throne as the Warmaster of Chaos.

I saw a nob get da beat down
Took 'is teeth an' 'is choppa left 'im dead on da ground
I saw 'em gatha celebrate da foight
Teachin' us da laugha anotha lesson of Orkdom
I raise my hand, I's got anotha kwestshun:
"If I start a waaagh!, will I get more lootin'?
'Cuz I'm da boy whose got a lot's a dakka and if I throw a grot maybe da grot will go and loot 'em."

Oh.... yeah.... I wanna waaagh!
Oh.... yeah.... I wanna waaagh!

I'm burnin' up the city's on heat
Red alert you know dat wun's fasta!
Code blue city of da lucky
Trukks in da night with da sides bloody red
See 'ow we do this, see 'ow we waaagh!
chuck a bom, not da pin, dodge a bullet duck inside
It'z a metal shiney bit hamma'd on mah brain
Got a gob, ahm anutha Nob stuck in'

Oh.... yeah.... I wanna waaagh!
Oh.... yeah.... I wanna waaagh!

Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
In front a me foight
Bashin' in line and dying burning 'umies
Ma Grot is burnin', burnin' so kwik
Loike a candul at da end of its wick
Well, Ah turn da wheel, Ah turn da trukk
Ah turn into a monsta foightin' da eternul battle
Ah need some 'elp an', dere is no doubt
If Ahm gonna go down Ahm gonna take some 'umies out

Oh.... yeah.... I wanna Waaagh!
Oh.... yeah.... I wanna Waaagh!
Oh.... yeah.... I wanna Waaagh!
Oh.... yeah.... I wanna Waaagh!
WAAAGH!

BUMP!

RIDIN' DOWN DA HUMIE
CHOPPAN TO AN FROZ
NOB PICKED UP AN THREW ME
AN AWAY I GOEZ
GETTIN' STIKKED
GETTIN' SMACKED
GETTIN' WALKED ON
ON YOUZ BACKS
GETTIN' SHOT AT
GETTIN' ATE
I'LL TELL YOUZ MATE
WATCH OUT OR YOU'LL BE BAIT

IT'Z A LONG WAYZ FOR A GROT
IF YOUZ WANNA WAAAGH
IT'Z A LONG WAYZ FOR A GROT
IF YOUZ WANNA WAAAGH
IF YOUZ THINK ITZ EASY GOIN' UP THROUGH DA RANKS
TRY AND GET A CHOP OFF AGAINST DAT HUMIE TANK
IT'Z A LONG WAYZ FOR A GROT
IF YOUZ WANNA WAAAGH

SQUIG AN SQUIGGOTH
WANNA EAT YOUR FACE
SLUGGA WENT AN CHOPPED YA
WHEN YA TOOK HIZ PLACE
GETTIN' SMUSHED
GETTIN' BASHED
GETTIN' SENT TO
FIX DA CRASH
GETTIN' SQUISHED
IN DA BITZ
I'LL TELL YOU MATEZ
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GITZ

IT'Z A LONG WAYZ FOR A GROT
IF YOUZ WANNA WAAAGH
IT'Z A LONG WAYZ FOR A GROT
IF YOUZ WANNA WAAAGH
IF YOUZ THINK YOUZ MEANER THAN DA OTHER BOYZ
YOUZ GOTTA GET SOME SNEAKY, TRICKSY PLOYZ
IT'Z A LONG WAYZ FOR A GROT
IF YOUZ WANNA WAAAGH

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a Grox's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking chaos and possession
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
[Abbandon :]
And where do we feature?
[Horus:]
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
[Spoken]
[Abbandon :] Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
[Horus:] For the death of the emprah.
[Abbandon :] Why? Is he sick?
[Horus:] No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Sanguinius too.
[Abbandon :] Great idea! Who needs a emprah?
[Abbandon (and then Angon):]
No emprah! No emprah! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Horus:] Idiots! There will be a emprah!
[Abbandon :] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Horus:] I will be Emprah! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never go hungry again!
[Abbandon and Angorn:] Yaay! All right! Long live the Emprah!
[All Mariens:] Long live the king! Long live the king!

>>6059070

[Full song again]
[Mariens: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}]
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time adored.
[Horus:] Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
[All:]
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0dxn40r_c&feature=related

This thread is still going?

Gee Gork, What'z we gonna do tonite?

Da same fing we duz evry nite Mork, try ta waagh up da wurld!

Deyz Gork n Mork
Yes Gork N Mork
Wun likez crumpin'
Da uver luvez thumpin'
Deyz orky godz
Dey ates umi sodz
Deyz Gork, Deyz Gork N Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork Mork!
Befor each nite is dun
Der plan will be unfur.. infurl... said!
befor da dawnin ov da sun
Dey'll waagh over da wurld!
Deyz gork n Mork
Yes Gork n Mork
Der sneaky campain
iz easy to xplain
Ta prove wot orkz is wurf
Dey'll waagh acroz da urf!
deyz Gork, Deyz Gork N Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork!

WAAAAAAGH!

The Ballad of Argus Ten.

Listen, children, to a story,
'bout the world of Argus Ten
where the ancient Eldar kingdom
saw a world of honest men.
Now the men knew they had lived there
thirty thousand years or more,
but the Eldar they just told them
"leave today or there'll be war".

Go ahead and rob the Emp'ror!
Go ahead and slaughter men!
Do it for your god or honour,
and justify it 'til the end!
God and honour will not save you
when humanity comes back again.
Each crime we do remember,
and each life we will avenge!

The men of that world they weren't moving,
they'd let no-one steal their land.
"This is our world, and we live here",
the reply that they did send.
Now the Craftworld rang with fury,
and they sent a force of war,
cut down ev'ry man and woman,
said "this was ours long before!"

Go ahead and rob the Emp'ror!
Go ahead and slaughter men!
Do it for your god or honour,
and justify it 'til the end!
God and honour will not save you
when humanity comes back again.
Each crime we do remember,
and each life we will avenge!

The Eldar left a sole survivor,
witness to their crime that day.
But she spoke her words of anger,
and her courage man repaid.
Came the whole segmenta navy,
cracked the planet's skin apart,
tore apart their ancient craftworld,
and they stole its living heart.

Go ahead and rob the Emp'ror!
Go ahead and slaughter men!
Do it for your god or honour,
and justify it 'til the end!
God and honour will not save you
when humanity comes back again.
Each crime we do remember,
and each life we will avenge!

Go ahead and rob the Emp'ror!
Go ahead and slaughter men!
Do it for your god or honour,
and justify it 'til the end!
God and honour will not save you
when humanity comes back again.
Each crime we do remember,
and each life we will avenge!

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting

Be sure to submit those that aren't already there.

>>6047837
>>6047845

Orkz wuz 'ere.

We did that song already, and better.

>>6060381
I'll have to clean it up and make it even MORE orky,

>>6061594
I Orkified Rancid's "I wanna Riot"

bump

Has this been archived yet?

>>6062912
Probably, but I'm hitting Ctrl-S every few minutes to save a copy (without the images).

God Emp-ror smile upon us this day
The fate of Imperium in our hands
And blessed be the Guardsmen we
Who fight with all our bravery
Till only the righteous stand!

You see unholy flames
They bellow in the night
Fight in the Emp-ror's name
For what we're told is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, the God Emp-ror lives on

You may get stabbed in the head
By power fist or power sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive and worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For though you die, the God Emp-ror lives on!

Blame Abaddon!
Blame Abaddon!
Because Ca-di-a's gone awry
Tomorrow night, heretics fry!

Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
A persecution!
What a sight!
Tomorrow night!

O'er there, there's so much room
Where Warp storms burst and Chaos blooms
Tomorrow night, Ca-di-a's doomed
And so I'll be Crusading soon!

Shut your warp-spawn face Chaos lover!
You're a daemon-kissing bastard Chaos lover!
Looks like they may be out of breath
Tomorrow night, they're pretty fethed!

Why did Abaddon start this war?
Why does he Crusade anymore?
Didn't the last 13 go all so wrong?

They may cut your limbs in half
and feed them to a Squig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
and dance a limbless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the God Emp-ror lives oooon!

Fuklaw! Rage!
Fuklaw! Rage!
Fuklaw! Rage!
Fuklaw! Rage!

What would Commissar Fuklaw Do If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd followed it through!
That's what Commissar Fuklaw'd Do!

Fuklaw! Rage!
Fuklaw! Fight!

When Commissar Fuklaw was in Apocalypse killing all the orks,
He threw himself at the big warboss, and stabbed him with small forks!

When Commissar Fuklaw was in /tg/, fighting furfaggotry,
He used his magical fire breath and made all threads fur free!

Fuklaw! Rage!
Fuklaw! Yeah!

So what would Commissar Fuklaw do, If he was here today?
He'd kill an heretic or two!
That's what Commissar Fuklaw'd do!

Fuklaw! Rage!
Fuklaw! Yeah!

When Commissar Fuklaw traveled through time, to the year 51010,
He fought the Evil Necron god and saved us all again!

And when Commissar Fuklaw build the golden throne, he beat up Primach Khan,
Cuz Commissar Fuklaw doesn't take shit from....

Any...

Body...!

>>6064765
No Fuklaw! Those heretics are really scary! Don't go there!

I've never seen a man kill so many heretics.
I've never seen a man kill so many heretics.
I've never seen a man kill so many heretics.
I've never seen a man kill so many heretics.
I've never seen a man kill so many heretics.
I've never seen a man kill so many heretics.
I've never seen a man kill so many heretics.

Fuklaw! Rage!
Fuklaw! Fight!

Commissar Fuklaw was born on the planet of Cracknut,
He came to Earth to save us from *Boring things that suck!

Aydi-oh! Aydi-Ay! Commissar Fuklaw's here!
So round up all your sisters, and tell them to have no fear!

I Said, "Come over here heretic, And I'm going to wear my power fist,"
"And I'm going to FUCK the shit out of you!"
Cuz that's what Commissar Fuklaw'd do!

Cuz that's what Commissar Fuklaw'd do!

>>6064724

poster here. Sung to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uF3UU22PGQ La Resistance Medley from the South Park Movie. Could somebody put a list of the songs that have been done so far?

Adding to an epic thread.

>>6060551
>>6060677
>>6060775
Judging? What the fuck?
Screw that, I think all these posters are winners, today.

>>6065368

Except for the Chaos rehash of Be Prepared.

That's already been claimed by the Orks a while ago.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2727253/

That is all.

When i get high, I get high on speed
Top fuel warp rhino's, A drug for me
My heart, my heart, chaos take my heart

Always got the Emperor, Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 20-o-3
My heart, my heart, Chaos take my heart!

(pre-chorus)
Ooh, are you ready guards?
Ooh, are you ready now?

(chorus)
Ooh, yeah! Chaos take my heart, Give it a start!
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeh! Chaos take my heart, Hope it never stops!
Ooh, yeh, baby!

Warpjump naked from an unstable gate
Or a daemonnette with a body from outerspace
My heart, my heart, Chaos take my heart!

Say i got trouble, trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for another good time!
My heart, my heart, Chaos take my heart!

(pre-chorus)
Ooh, are you ready guards?
Ooh, are you ready now?

(chorus)
Ooh, yeah, Chaos take my heart, give it a start!
Ooh, yeah, baby!
Ooh, yeah! Chaos take my heart, hope it never stops!
Ooh, yeah, baby!

When we started this crusade, all we needed, needed was a laugh.
Years gone by...i'd say we've kicked some ass
(fuck you!)
When i'm enraged, or battles' engaged
Promethium rushing through my veins
And i'd say we're still kickin' all that mother fuckin' ass!
(fuck you!)

Ooo, ahh, chaos take my heart
I hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this...To rock!

(chorus)
Ooh, yeah! Chaos take my heart, give it a start!
Ooh, yeah, baby!
Ooh, yeah! Chaos take my heart, hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby!
(solo)

(chorus)
Ooh, yeah! Chaos take my heart, give it a start!
Ooh, yeah, baby!
Ooh, yeah! Chaos take my heart, hope it never stops!
Ooh, yeah, baby!

Ok boys, let's rock the planet!

Chaos take my heart!

My first attempt at songfaggotry. I picked an easy one.

Nobody gonna take my coke
I'm gonna snort it till it's gone!
Nobody gonna beat my coke
Cuz it just keeps comin' on!
Oooh its a killing machine
Its got everything!
Like a shockin' tazer, big fat razors
And everything!

I love it and I need it!
I bleed it yeah its a wild hurricane!
Alright hold tight
I AM DOOM RIDEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Nobody gonna take my girls
I'm gonna keep them to the end!
Nobody gonna have my girl
She stays close on every bend!
Oooh shes a killing machine
Shes got everything
Like a moving mouth body control
And everything!

I love her I need her!
I seed her!
Yeah she turns me on
Alright hold on tight
I AM DOOM RIDEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Nobody gonna take my head
I got speed inside my brain!
Nobody gonna steal my head
Now that I'm outta the warp again!
Oooh I'm in heaven again Ive got everything
Like a moving ground an open road
And everything!

I love it and I need it!
I seed it!
Six cylinders all mine
Alright hold on tight
I AM DOOM RIDEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Nobody gonna take my bike!
I'm gonna race it to the sky!
Nobody gonna beat my bike!
I'm gonna ride it till I die!
Oooh its a killing machine
Its got everything
Like a driving power big
Fat tyres and everything!

I love it and I need it!
I bleed it!
Yeah its a wild hurricane!
Alright hold on tight!
I AM DOOM RIDEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
I AM DOOM RIDEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
I JUST ROLLED A O-

>>6066442
>I JUST ROLLED A O-
I chuckled.

Also bumping to keep epic thread alive for more songs.

Does anyone know the space marine song?

It was sung to jews in space

GIVE MY CREATION LIFE!!!

>>6067245

...

God damnit...

Come on, guys, don't let this thread die!

>>6066748
The Chaplain recites:
Great Father who art on Terra, hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in the heavens as it is on Earth.
Guide now our hands, protect our minds
and lead our steps not into temptation,
lest we fail to defend against the alien, the mutant and the heretic.
For thine is the kingdom and the power,
so long as a human soul draws breath,
for the breath of all who live is in praise to thee.

And the Marines answer:
Amen.

And the Chaplain says:
As it was, so shall it be.

And the Marines answer:
Amen, selah.

YOU ONLY NEED ONE POST TO BUMP.

STOP MULTIBUMPING OR YOU TAKE UP ROOM FOR SONGS.

LIKE THIS ONE.

An olden fleet left Cadia one dark and lonely day,
the flagship held the Trader who had sent 'em on this way,
he flew into the Eye with just the Charter in his hands,
for he'd seen the worlds that lived within,
all ripe for his demands.

He stole the wealth of any world that came into his sight,
and all that dared resist him, well, he showed his dreadful might,
when all at once there came a fleet of ships all made of bone,
for the demons they had come at last,
and longed to take him home.

Yippie-i-oh,
Yippie-i-aye,
Those demons in,
the Eye.

They tore apart his ev'ry ship and ran the fighters through,
they cut down all his guardsmen and they ate his servants too,
he fled but they all sang out "you can run but you can't hide!
Your soul is ours by ancient right,
as payment for your pride!"

The demons caught that Trader and they killed him mighty slow,
they took his soul into the Eye, the worst way you can go,
and let this serve as warning for all those who let their greed,
forget that they take Warrant,
to serve the Emp'ror's need.

Yippie-i-oh,
Yippie-i-aye,
Those demons in,
the Eye.

Bump for FUCK YEAH IT LASTED 48 HOURS!

Tell me now.
Is there an Aun among you here?
Is there no one who will stand up, and try to fight?
Tell me Tau!
Is there not one in all your ranks?
Is there no one who values courage, over life?

They looked to me once,
Now they turn to you.
Do you understand now?
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this.
They don't want to conquor,
They just want more bodies, to protect themselves.

I've given everything I could.
For what they called the Greater Good.

So it begins!

No matter which one of us lives,
The ground we're standing on will fall to another race.
You will fight!
And though you fight, you'll fight alone.
And when you fail they'll blame you for it, to save face.

I've been here before!
I fought the good fight!
They called me a hero,
They called me Farsight!
But why should I save them,
When they stand for nothing?
If they deserve most,
LET THEM STAND FOR THEMSELVES!

Weve given everything we could.
For some so called Greater Good.
They'll watch you die to save their lives.
They will not stand here by your side.

We've given everything we could.
There's no such thing as a Greater Good!
They'll have us watch as they decide.
The very fate of all our kind.

Holy shit, this is insane /tg/.

>>6069681

You are now hearing this in that protoman robot voice...

... Awesome.

Maiden-fag here. HOLY SHIT 48 HOURS

I say we try to keep this going as long as possible.

TO THE POST LIMIT, MEN! KEEP FIGHTING! LET'S SET SOME FUCKING RECORDS!

>>6069856
This thread just keeps going and going.

Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the original tune. Hint: Sea chanty.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
On Cadia there lived a maid
Mark well what I do say
On Cadia there lived a maid
And she was mistress of her trade
I'll go no more Crusading with you fair maid

CHORUS
No more Crusading, Crusading
Since Thirteen's quite enough for me
I'll go no more Crusading with you fair maid

I placed my arm around her waist
Mark well what I do say
I placed my arm around her waist
So she shot me right in the face
I'll go no more Crusading with you fair maid

CHORUS

I told her of the great Lord Khorne
Mark well what I do say
I told her of the great Lord Khorne
She said he should blow his horn
I'll go no more Crusading with you fair maid

CHORUS

I offered her up to Slaanesh
Mark well what I do say
I offered her up to Slaanesh
And she put out a lho-stick on my flesh
I'll go no more Crusading with you fair maid

CHORUS

When Tzeentch had plans she knew them all
Mark well what I do say
When Tzeentch had plans she knew them all
Even the one at the Officer's Ball
I'll go no more Crusading with you fair maid

CHORUS

When Nurgle said "I'll take her too"
Mark well what I do say
When Nurgle said "I'll take her too"
She kicked my balls with a Guardsman's shoe
I'll go no more Crusading with you fair maid

CHORUS

1. Insert Princes of the Universe.
2. Change to appropriate faction
3. ????
4. Profit!

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my life and realize it's very plain
Well that don't sit well for a young man like me
Gonna join the Guard, got a galaxy to see

At 4:30 in the morning I'm shooting tau
Jebediah has the flamer and Jacob cowers
The Comissar's been fighting and shooting so long
He doesn't even care that Jacob's mind is gone
BLAM!

I'm a man of the Guard, I'm into discipline
Got a Primer in my hand that says I will win
But if I kill off all of my orks, and you kill off thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 40,099.

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Guardsman's paradise
Been a heretic once or twice
Living in a Guardsman's paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Guardsman's paradise
We all laugh, cuz Tau eat rice
Living in a Guardsman's paradise

DTOP POSTING THINGS THYAT AREN'T SONGS OR UNLESS YOU'RE BUMPING IT FROM LIEK PAGE FIVE WE NEED THE SPACE.

IN FACT EVERYONE GO BACK AND DELETE YOUR SMALL POSTS SO WE CAN POST MORE SONGS.

FUCK YES SONGS THAT FILL IN EARLIER REFERENCES IN SONGS.

'Fight on, the Navy'

Once was a navy, led by an Admiral,
out in the world of Bellerophon Three,
And he sang with regret as he waited for a foe to come,
"Who'd come to fight with our navy and me?"

Fight on, the Navy!
Fight on, the Navy!
Fight for the world of Bellerophon Three!
And he sang with regret as he waited for a foe to come,
"Who'd come to fight with our navy and me?"

Then came a Warboss, out to mend his broken pride,
by beating the admiral and his na-vy!
But he sang as he led his navy into battle now,
"We'll kill them all and win our glo-ry!"

Fight on, the Navy!
Fight on, the Navy!
Fight for the world of Bellerophon Three!
And he sang as he led his navy into battle now,
"We'll kill them all and win our glo-ry!"

But the old Warboss, he outdid the admiral,
broke through his lines and landed with glee,
"We'll win this war if it costs us ev'ry mothers son!"
He called on the Guardsmen to help his Na-vy!

Fight on, the Navy!
Fight on, the Navy!
Fight for the world of Bellerophon Three!
"We'll win this war if it costs us ev'ry mothers son!"
He called on the Guardsmen to help his Na-vy!

Out spat the General "All men to Bellerophon!
We'll take this world back, you just see!"
And he sang as he sent his forces to Bellerophon,
onto the battle and victory!

Fight on, the Navy!
Fight on, the Navy!
We'll take this world back, you just see!
And he sang as he sent his forces to Bellerophon,
onto the battle and victory!

Fight on, the Navy!
Fight on, the Navy!
fight for the world of Bellerophon Three!
Join us as Guardsmen and fight beside your fellow man,
As we recapture Bellerophon Three!

Emprah O Man! this thread is still here?!

>This thread.

LIVE DAMN YOU, LIVE!

You know what? Fuck it.

I don't even need to edit the lyrics.

This is what it Orks would be if they were in the ghetto, fuck the slowed chorus actually adds to it.

Second run of songfaggotry, first one here >>6064724

We're no strangers to death
You broke the law, and so did I
Now the Arbiters breaking doors
He's got a shotgun and now we're gonna die

I won't tell you one single heresy
Gotta make you understand

Chaos gonna eat you up
Chaos gonna tear you down
Chaos gonna run around and destroy you
Chaos gonna make you cry
Chaos gonna make you die
Chaos gonna show the lie and hurt you

Interrogate me for so long
My heart is stopping and soon i'll die; won't say it
I'll say I know an Abaddon
He will Crusade and he's gonna fight it
And if you ask who will win it
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Chaos gonna eat you up
Chaos gonna tear you down
Chaos gonna run around and destroy you
Chaos gonna make you cry
Chaos gonna make you die
Chaos gonna show the lie and hurt you
x5

once more adding to an epic thread.

melody: i'm just a rock and roll clown

40K song name: I'm just a coke-snorting doomrider!

Ooo! C'mon girls!

kill all day
Sniff that line
Roll that barrel
No more purging around for you

Got it bad
Need to get some more
They say it's gonna snow
Gonna put White Pyrex up my nose

I ain't no guardsman - don't know if he's bringing pain
'Cause I'm a rock 'n roll fiend, do a lot of cocaine
One of these days they're gonna take me away
'Cause I'm doomrider, and I do cocaine

Yeeha!

Huh, what's that emprah?
Oh, why's my nose bleeding?
Oh well you see that...
I fell down!

[solo]

Holy crap this was here like 2 days ago.

>>6071596

>/tg/, we take our time to make great things

I think I've finally run out of songs I can do anything with that won't sound stupid or gimmicky.

Holy bonkers, batbarian! I can't believe this thread still exists!

>>6069681

Song?

Gess who jus' got back tahday?
Dose wild-eyed boys that had been away
Havent changed, havent much to say
But man, I still tink dose grots iz great

Dey wuz axing if you wuz around
Ware you wuz, so your head they could pound
I told dem you wuz livin' downtown
Drivin' da War Boss crazy

Da boyz iz back in town

Ya know da squig dat used to dance a lot
Ev'ry nite she'd be on the floor shaking what shed got
Makin' da other orkz drool, alluv'em lookin' like grots
I mean dey wuz mukkin'

Dat nite ovah at Jonky's place
Well dis chick got up and she krumped Jonky's face
Dat git wuz spittin' his teef all ovah da place
So now when he triez ta eat, he won't fahget her

WAAAAGH tonight dey'll be dressed ta kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
Da blood will flow and blood will spill
If da boyz want to fight, youd better let 'em

Dat mekk-boy in da corner blasting out da WAAAGH song
Da blood's getting warmer, it wont be long
It wont be long till Da Boss comes
Now that da boys are here again

Da boys are back in town!

>>6072502
The Stand, by the Protomen.

I'm pretty sure, anyway.

To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
leading the convoy west

Took the warp gate in
the long jump back - Convoy to Gryphonne
Mars, Dauntless, Dictator leading
Titans to the forge
and upon the asteroid belt
lies the silence of the sails
on the dog's watch in the final hour
the corsair fleets appear

On all the auspex it seems quiet and calm
Deep down below the xeno lurks

To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
leading the convoy west
in their own track came the wolfpack
Mars led the convoy
into the hornets nest

At the crack of dawn the second watch
Dauntless wracked with flames
half the convoy hulked or disabled
heading to Command
but below the fleet ecliptic
out of sensor range
on the second watch in the final hour
the corsair fleets return

The Eldar come in for a second time
to make the Monkeigh face their fate

To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
leading the convoy west
in their own track came the wolfpack
Mars led the convoy
into the hornets nest

Lances blazing, fighters failing
M42 when
The Navy did fail the test
To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
leading them into death

Asuryan makes the contact and lead them
Isha's Tears scores a kill in the dark
She Who Thirsts sinking 4 in 2 approaches
Fading Star cut in half by a lance

I've got a couple I can donate. Didn't make them, but hey, it's still a song, rite?

First one goes to Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.

And the second... It should be obvious.

Fresh from Mordian
Over Cadia came to comrades aid
Planet in despair
Almost crushed by the Warmaster army

Oh it's colder than hell
Chaos forces advancing

The sound of mortars
The music of death
A grand symphony

See your friends fall hear them
Pray to the Gods your planet denies
Every man dies alone and when your
Time comes you will know that it's time

Emprah fortress on fire
Is this madness or hell

[Chorus:]
The sound of the mortars
The music of death
We're playing the devils symphony
Our violins are guns
Conducted from hell

Oh Cadian Gate
Mratnimiat

Are you playing
Do you follow the conductors lead
No one knows you
No one cares about a single violin

Play the score of the damned
Know the devil within

[Chorus]

I am the very model of a modern Imperial General,
I've information heretical, animal, and mineral,
I know the Lords of Terra, and I quote the fights historical
From Istvaan to Kaurava IV, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters heretical, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Imperial General.

I know our mythic history, God Emperor's and Perturabo's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of traitor Horus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Iron Hands from Regal Dorn's and Ultramarines,
I know the croaking guardsmen from the proper Imperial Hymns!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Necronic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Karamazov's uniform:
In short, in matters heretical, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Imperial General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a laser rifle from a lascarbine,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "Commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters heretical, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Imperial General.

>>6072703
aw, crap, missed one major-to-imperial general transition

I met you when your sisters purged my home
And I begged you to leave us all alone
You were zealous, I was scared
Your shiny armor, your bone white hair

woo hoo hoo
Your a space nun
woo hoo hoo
your a space nun
woo hoo ho
your a space nun
oh yeaaaaaa

I knew you before the day was done
And I heard you say that Heresies no fun
You purged us all, our time was up
because of our lack of emprah worship

woo hoo hoo
Your a space nun
woo hoo hoo
your a space nun
woo hoo ho
your a space nun
oh yeaaaaaa

And if I aim my lasgun here and if I say
"I hate you dear"
and if I pull this trigger
will you just groan and scream

PURGE THE UNCLEAN

Alone, and purged on a 40th millinium night
Will I, see you when the time is just right
Will I Laugh? Will I scream?
As you kill my brother sean?

woo hoo hoo
Your a space nun
woo hoo hoo
your a space nun
woo hoo ho
your a space nun
oh yeaaaaaa

damnit people need to list what melodies they're making these things to

This
>>6072698
>>6072701
>>6072703
is to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZM__VdEjk

Ascension of Khorne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdl1vbRwdg

May the Gods watch over you
And they consider what you've done
But now you've head the way
To get your strength
Deep in a cave, your power instructing
And your legacy is spread to the daemons of the warp
The ones that brought the vengeance that fights for his belief
He can fight forever, he has poison teeth
His sin becomes unheard, he’s like a killer when he's got
Explosives, CHECK!
The Motive, CHECK!
He'll lacerate the other warring daemons with the blackened tears
So they wander to the broken ship, invited by a fool who'll bleed from the lips
The prophet who beaconed you waits in the dark
Space age language, the language of the shard
He says you're the one that I decree, the one who can save us and set us free
You've gained the power of a deity, you have the strength, to wake us from the sleep and fight on!
Fight on!
And so you fight on!
Fight on!
Keep struggling now!

[Short solo]

>>6072986

And the prophet gives to you this warning
If this path is chosen you'll be mad with strife
For you'll be seen as an enemy of the sacred, and the Gods will curse you for the rest of your life
And you say I get by just fine... CHECK!
I've known much worse life... CHECK!
I've forgot dark times... CHECK!
They should fear my mind... CHECK!
So now you go and go and wander into the dark
And harness the strength because one day you may be called
To meet the mighty God, deep within the warp
And if you’re not prepared to summon the despaired
Your eyes have gone black
You'll never look back
You'll never stop fighting, you'll always be tracked
Your life has transformed, your power has grown
You're making set release for a bloody skull throne
The horn that grows will sit upon your head
Those that wish to challenge you will pray that they were dead
The beasts of the world will collect and submit, pray for your forgiveness and live if your permit it
You say I am the Blood God!
(I am the Blood God!)
You will bow to the Blood God!
(You will bow to the Blood God!)
You will live for the Blood God!
(You will live for the Blood God!)
And you will die for the Blood God!
(Die for the Blood God!)
(Die for the Blood God!)
(Blood God!)
(Blood God!)
(Blood God!)
Live for the Blood God!
(Die for the Blood God!)
(Die for the Blood God!)
(Die for the Blood God!)
[Guitar solo]

And the deities loom nearer...
(To take you!)
(To take you!)

>>6047331
and
>>6047955
here.

I want to re-work another Wolfe Tones song before this thread dies, either during or after my upcoming class. Probably not specifically on the Ghosts this time, though. In any case I'm not doing a goddamn thing til I've finished my coffee.

Pic probably related.

>>6072738

I would say more that peopel actually need to make the lyrics fit the melodies, because some of them are so far out it's like they never actually tried singing it.

>>6073004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbrd6v4J3jo
---
Gather round, me boys, and I'll tell ye
A great and wondrous tale.
This old man knows, the heroes of
The Em'pror never fail!

What a glorious day, of courage
Like I've never since then seen!
How the greenskin horde fell by the sword
And the bolter of the Space Marines!

Twas a happy day in our valley home,
But trouble was not far.
The orkish beasts, rage in their hearts,
Set upon us from the stars!

The Guard fought well, O rest their souls!
The foul xenos wiped them clean.
But the greenskin horde fell by the sword
And the bolter of the Space Marines!

Our salvation came from the heav'n above,
The Emp'ror's valiant sons!
Came they in drop pods and by ship,
Armed well with blade and gun!

They knew no fear! They met the foe
In combat raw and mean.
How the greenskin horde fell by the sword
And the bolter of the Space Marines!

The ork dispatch'd, and our land won back,
Their duty was complete.
The Astartes men, beloved of all,
Returned to their grand fleet.

Think on them, me boys, remember well
How brave those men had been!
How the greenskin horde fell by the sword
And the bolter of the Space Marines!

How in the fuck is this still alive. Every time I see this thread back on pace one I hear the Terminator 2 theme in my head.

Tell you what, if this is still up in eight hours, I'll take requests.

HELLLLLLFFFIIIIIIRRRREEEE!

God I love that song, best Disney villain ever. He's the protagonist as far as I'm concerned.

Maiden-fag here. Honestly at this point I'm just going through my iTunes and seeing what works. Now, Heresy Era!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8yEqco39T8

Ah through hell we must sail
For the shores of Holy Terra
Where the Warmaster and heretics
Fight God we now believe in
The Empra and his crown
Saved the land we used to sleep in
Now tomorrow brings the duty things
That are for Imperial Guardsmen

'Twas 30,014, forever cursed in name
We rallied from our homeland
With cannon and lasgun
Horus and his traitors
Battered all we knew
Shackled hopes of freedom
Now dead by traitors hands
Darkened the horizon
Blackened out the sun
The Siege of Holy Terra
Is where I now belong

Ah through hell we must sail
For the shores of Holy Terra
Where the Warmaster and heretics
Fight God we now believe in
The Empra and his crown
Saved the land we used to sleep in
Now tomorrow brings the duty things
That are for Imperial Guardsmen

Red blood down the wall
Blistered is my soul
The daemons there are plenty
But reasons there are none
Our back's against the wall
Of hallowed Palace name
Paid for with my comrades
This line shall never break!
The tank armor is shining
Holding with this beachead
Where the living meet the dead
And the dead all dance as one