more FFXI artwork

I love the armor

What kind of dwarf would pass up the chance to have a baby drow skull mug?

> awesome

>>6033124
:V

>>6033124
:V

1. No it's not.
2. Not possible. No sane dwarf would raise even an ordinary elf child, much less a dark elf one.

If we are talking about deep dwarves (those in underdark), it propably can be done. Would just need some complicated background story - enslaved in childhood, later accepted as member of their society for some great deeds. Also - LG pala or some other alignment/god?

>1. Is this awesome?
Meh, I've seen better, I've seen worse.

2. If you were the DM and a player brought this to the table, what would you say?
As long as the character matched the player's gender, its all fine by me.

I would remind them of the punch to d!ckjunk.

I'll allow it if I can punch you right in the junk.

It is, but only if the Drow is a girl as in the OP. Drow guys inevitably become Drizz't clones when exposed to sunlight, unless they're Jarlaxle. They don't even do it willingly; it's like a genetic defect or something.

But female Drow Paladin raised by dwarves (and to make it perfect make those dwarves Tolkien style Norse Jews)? Now that is pure fucking win.

>>6033122
One who had an ADULT drow skull mug, DUH.

mary sue

>drow
>raised by Dwarves

Sounds like heresy to me...

>>6033158
but he AAAAAWESOME dont you see how AWESOME he is

>>6033159
...you should totally go for it.
*sip

>>6033153
We once had a thread about how one might play surface drow in an interesting way. Involved paranoia and general fear of the most mundane things.

>>6033124
:V

I have a better one.

Drow (female, smoking hot) raised by race of intgelligent crickets.
One day, monstrous spiders invade cricket town, and kill and eat everyone (said drow was out hunting or some other shit)

From now on, cricket drow swears revenge on all spiders. Thus, leading her to a personal war against all other drows.

Also, she doesn't walk normally, but hops around instead. Which is supercute.

>>6033153They don't even do it willingly; it's like a genetic defect or something.

it's social. Drizzt had a dad who genuinely loved him. Jarlaxle's daughter also had some inklings of decency, but female drow society is more strict and hardcore about being evil bitches.

Jarlaxle was Zaknafein's fighting buddy

basically everything revolves around Zaknafein growing up with a heart.

>>6033190
bitch would be feral!

...... go for it.

>>6033199jarlaxle's daughter

I mean Zak

>>6033190
Actually, she would click a lot and scurry around.
Not to mention her mating rituals would be bizarre.

>>6033159
Well, on the other hand, if one dwarf just said like:

"That one. I take her to the Citadel."

You think someone would have said "NO"?

Of course not.

He's a fucking dwarf. If he says he's talking a little Drow girl to the fucking Citadel, he will.

drow paladin? half do-able. eventualy a dark elf simply escapes the turmoil of LOLCHAOS and finds the alternative intriguing when not simply over-friendly.

raised by dwarfs? the only means this would happen is if the kid already had such a hatred for his own kind that the dwarfs would consider that it was a dwarf child that got shaved and kidnapped to work as a slave.

you plan to falling to blackguard anytime soon?

>>6033107
This thread again?

1) No
2) See 1.

>I just had an.... interesting character concept pop into my head.
>I just saw this... anime picture and I wish to be the little girl.

Dwarf thief raised by Drow

>>6033211
>He's a fucking dwarf. If he says he's talking a little Drow girl to the fucking Citadel, he will.

sounds just like a real dwarf would do!

>>6033138

>2. Not possible. No sane dwarf would raise even an ordinary elf child, much less a dark elf one.

Well let's consider the alternatives.

1. Leave it to die: Unless we are dealing with Dhuregar I don't see this happening. Dorfs are too noble.

2.Kill it: Again, not Dhuregar.

3. Send it to the Elves: Have you ever tried finding an elf settlement?

Which pretty much leaves:

4. Raise it yourself.

People might have given a shit about me if I was just a goddamned drow.

Story of my life.

I'm gonna go back to drinking and accidentally calling some slut "Cattie" while I'm plowing her in the ass.

1. Actually yes. She's just like Carrot Ironfounderson. Except a girl and drow.

2. ".....Well at least it's not a Drizzt clone."

1. Enh it's not a Drizz't clone, so it's better than most PC Drow instantly. Just on the fact of being a break from mediocrity it is better than most.
2. Sure you can play it but I want to hear that dwarf accent.

Hay /tg/. I just had an.... interesting character concept pop into my head. Brace yourself.

A dwarf Paladin who was raised by half-elves.

1. Is this awesome?

2. If you were the DM and a player brought this to the table, what would you say?

dark elves live deeper in the ground than most dorfs
they see in the dark, they know their way around caves, and they're raised in a strict disciplined society and are used to hardships.

living with dorfs wouldn't be much of a change.

>>6033295

2) "He's very sexually frustrated, isn't he?"

>>6033295

Hey now, stop that.

>>6033304
>living with dorfs wouldn't be much of a change.

Just replace having to stab your sister for stealing your lunch with having rocks thrown at you for being evil.

Hay /tg/. I just had an.... interesting character concept pop into my head. Brace yourself.

A human woman Paladin who was raised by human rapists.

1. Is this awesome?

2. If you were the DM and a player brought this to the table, what would you say?

>>6033304

Apart from the murder, torture, slavery and spiders.

Yes it would be exactly the same.

>>6033278

Is being a negro Wulfgar clone better than being a Drizzt clone?

Actually, I suppose "Wulfgar clone" is impossible because LOL WULFGAR WHO.

"Dear Diary,

Today sucked goat-balls. Finished clearing out another tunnel full of those elves what think they're gophers. One of them had a basket. Me and the boys drew lots for it, and I won. The damn basket had a baby in it. Stupid elves don't know that baskets are for sandwiches. Now I'm stuck with this girl, I think. Might be a boy, but nobody really knows what the elf 'men' have in their breeches. Whatever. Took the thing home. Named it Sandwich."

>>6033254
>2.Kill it: Again, not Dhuregar.
Why not? Dwarves are perfectly good with killing bad things. And they're lawful over good, which means a dwarf *can* kill a child if it's necessary.

Hay /tg/. I just had an.... interesting character concept pop into my head. Brace yourself.

A Half Paladin gnome, who was raised by drow? .

1. Is this awesome?

2. If you were the DM and a player brought this to the table, what would you say?

>>6033325
A female Paladin who rapes things back to Good?

...where can I sign up?

>>6033330
>Wulfgar

The fucker in Beowulf?

1) depends how dwarves got that drow baby. i would hate if the background is pregnant exiles unlucky baby or shit. have something more original. like mail ordered babies mixing or something.

2)then i would fight her with the dwarf raised by the drows.

>>6033252
>>6033211
"Papa? I made some friends in the mountains today. Can we have a sleep-over?"

>>6033338
>Named it Sandwich

OH GOD! THE LOL, IT WON'T STOP!

>>6033338

With this background story I would so allow it. I was against this till now..lol

>>6033344

Hehe, exactly.

>>6033295
It could happen, but why would you have turned out as a paladin. I'm sorry your back story has a hole in it. Patch the hole and come back

>>6033107
>1. Is this awesome?
Not especially. What do you want, a cookie?

>2. If you were the DM and a player brought this to the table, what would you say?
"LOL SO RANDOM XD"

Actually, I'd probably say, "Sure, whatever."

>>6033353
Oh I thought that being friends with that dwarf would NEVER pay off...

It's rape time!

>>6033338
Goddam I love dwarves.

>>6033353

BY MORADIN'S HAIRY MANTITS, WHAT IN THE HELLS ARE YOU WEARING GIRL?

Sandwich, if I ever see you leaving the caves dressed like some sort of....SORCERESS....again, you're gonna spend another week polishing Daddy's tankard collection. Now go to your room, and don't come back until you're wearing that full plate I made you.

...You look so adorable in it.

>>6033410
This is so wrong.

>MORADIN'S HAIRY MANTITS
On so many levels.

Now, my drunky dwarfy friend, let me handle this.

>>6033410
>>6033375
>>6033338
Goddam I love you smar/tg/uys. Never change.

>>6033252
Extrapolating on drowgirl-taken-in-to-the-household-of-an-eccentric-dwarf-adventurer-mercenary...

She would FEEL an urge to leave the Citadel because:
1 She's a loner, the teasing stopped but she doesn't have friends outside the "adventurers-and-outsider-children".
2 Her "dad" is a renowned adventurer, and tells many stories.
3 She's not "from the Citadel", and she wants to find herself.

As for her personality, many things are possible. She could act like a normal dwarf, a normal elf, a normal drow, a cruel dwarf, a dwarf that a dark side... a fucked up drow, a something-of-everything as some kind of expat kid.

Because her adoptive dad is a soldier, it could be that she's very accustomed with weapons and fighting. She might even have gone along on some travels, and has maybe seen her own share of violence.
You can even use cliché memories like her home Citadel destroyed by orks, or whatnot. Maybe her dad was killed by assassins while she survived...

The reason why the dwarf adopted her are many... he could have done it for some delicious drow loli, compassion, insanity, "fuck-whatever-i-do-what-i-want-i-am-a-dwarf", *sparkle-eyes-beam* OMG SO KAWAII SO MOE, err maybe he was drunk, he saw MYSTICAL VISION an epic destiny awaiting that girl...

Possibilities are endless.

>>6033440

No, you lame fucker, (>>6033338) is the answer.

>>6033454The reason why the dwarf adopted her are many...

Drizzt once saved his life

"Dear Diary,

It's been a while. Been busy taking care of Sandwich. She's finally stopped hanging off my beard and trying to stab me in my sleep, bless her heart. Can't help the way she sounds when she talks, though. Her dwarvish sounds like one of those nancy-human harps. How those freaks stand that softy music I'll never know. Made her a plate helmet today. I was getting tired of buying her sissy bandages for her head whenever she ran into a doorpost. I think she likes it. Maybe I'll make her a full set..."

>>6033107
There are no drow in my current setting. Can't happen.

>>6033338

So um A drow baby, from a murdered family, found by dwarf, raised then the dwarf citadel, is overran by orks? um.. Whats her name going to be Lucky? Cursed one....

Also sounds like a Shaolin Kung-fu theater of my youth...

>>6033338
>>6033470

I think a new /tg/ original character is born this day.

All in favor of a "Sandwich Quest" thread say aye.

>>6033440
Passable. Well thought out. I'd allow it, but watch out you just gave me a reoccurring villain to throw at you.

>>6033489
AYE

>>6033471

Fag.

>>6033454
>As for her personality, many things are possible.

Tomboy, definitely make her a tomboy. Acts like "one of the guys", unaware or uncaring of her own physical beauty. Pic related.

>The reason why the dwarf adopted her are many
>compassion, insanity, "fuck-whatever-i-do-what-i-want-i-am-a-dwarf"...

Let's go with those. He did it out of compassion, but whenever confronted about it by the other dwarves they all just chocked it up to eccentricity and stubbornness.

>>6033502
Eat a dick, Drizz't.

>>6033489
Aye!

I probably wouldn't friggin' roleplay with someone who wanted to be a surface drow raised by dwarves. We have kind of a restriction on good aligned drow in our campaigns - you have to have a REALLY FUCKING AMAZING REASON.

>>6033545
Having a good-aligned dwarf for a foster father work well enough for you?

>>6033470
"Dear Diary,

... Scratch that platemail scheme. Sandwich fell on her head while we were rappeling down a cliff. Good news is, she's much nicer now. Where she used to be mean and stab me, now she looks at me adorably and hammers rocks to smaller bits. She's growing up nice. But I can't help thinking she's somehow... well, simpler."

>>6033545
Sounds like your group is a bunch of butthurt fags.

>>6033489
YE HAVE MY BAT AND MANLY CHEST HAIR

>>6033515
Maybe daddy dwarf has lost his wife and sons in his adventures.

Left with a big gaping hole in his heart he adopts her, and treats her like she's a boy.

Dad is fucking loaded, so she always has lots of new toys.

She primary hangs around the trade district, where dwarf travelers, dwarf adventurers and traders live, but also humans and elves.

She probably gets picked on a lot by the elves and dwarf kids from different districts.

>>6033515
That look says "I am aware of how good I look and I am going to use it to my advantage" not "I have no idea of my own beauty". Haven't seen the cartoon but that's what I read from that look.

>>6033545
You guys sound boring.

is this another one of those noh paternal nerd fantasies?

>Maybe I'll make her a full set...

In b4 somebody reposting the japanese: "...but she's a Paladin."-comic.

>>6033573
You and me? Same wavelength. It's EERIE.
Also, pic related as inspiration for OP's character.

>>6033590
Quite possibly, but if THE BEAR JEW approves then you really have no choice but submission.

>>6033567

Oh, hardly. But to be a good-aligned drow, especially good-aligned female pureblood, there must be a sound reason.

Maybe she was raised in the Cormanthor Forest and is half-elf, half-drow? That's VERY plausible compared to a pureblood female drow (most likely from a successful dwarf raid on a drow city, as how else would a drow child come into their possession?) who becomes a Paladin, raised by dwarves. Perhaps she's one of the few that worships a good god on the surface. We'd want specifics - where she came from, what her family was like, and why their society is above ground.

From day 1 drow females are raised in the horribly twisted society, and taught they are above males in every aspect. How old was she when she was caught? 50? 100? It just seems TOO far out there unless all the details are hammered out to make lots of sense.

Let's not even consider Ur-Drow...

>>6033338
This is the background, OP, and if you deviate, you're a cunt.

>>6033614
>RPGS R SRSBSNS!

>>6033338
>>6033470
>>6033564
I could read these all day long

>>6033573
Tomboy drowdorf eventually grew up with a soft spot for the people who got similar treatment; half-orcs, the occasional troll or other monstrous race that managed to be civil with the common folk, things of this nature. This, coupled with being raised by a wealthy adventurer with the money to buy her books on the world around them, became a fascination of sorts.

>>6033614
She wasn't caught, she was found in a basket.

>>6033564
Don't insert your Dragonball into this, fagballs.

>>6033616
Can I use the name Sandvich instead of Sandwich?

>>6033614
...she was an infant. As in, pre-sentient, gurgling, shitting itself and drinking from her mom's tits. There isn't enough of a mind there yet to begin turning it to evil when the dwarf finds her.

>>6033637
Why are you taking what this asshole says seriously?

>>6033637
Use Sammich, nicknamed Sammy. Because simple names are good names.

>>6033637
Only if papa Dwarf speaks with a heavy Russian accent.

>>6033650
Are you saying your dwarfs don't have a russian accent? O_o

>>6033637
>Implying you have to ask for permission to use an idea not trademarked

>>6033645
Drows are inherently evil.

>>6033660
Only northern dorfs what use bears for pack animals.

Other dorfs speak like scotsmen.

>>6033664
Oh, you must be an incredibly BAD DM.

>>6033646
butthurt "DROW ARE SERIOUS" fag detected

"My dad thought I was an elven sandwich" is the PERFECT counterbalance to "MY FAMILY IS DEAAAAAAAAAAD! I DON'T BELOOOOOOOOOOOONG!" Do it, OP.

>>6033664
Oh fuck off mister rulebook.

>>6033633

Well, then who left her in a basket- where, when, why? Who was her mother or father, and why would they travel so far upward to leave her there, when they know an overzealous dwarf may just kill her?

Did the other dwarves in this society accept her, or were there more N or E ones trying to have her ousted or killed? Drow are a very fierce enemy of dwarves in most settings, it would not be taken lightly.

Just questions like this, you know? It's most important with a drow-character to have all of these thought out, and hammered into place. Make them seem plausible. Because after too long, any good aligned out-of-place drow character can seem like a Drizzt clone to people unless it's clear it's not.

>>6033663
This thread has already devolved into jokes and trolling, why pull out the supergreen for a simple joke?

>>6033664
Drow are societally evil. The inborn evil Lloth created is not actually genetically or magically linked to the drow - only to the ones she made herself a long time ago with which to start the race. The society is so evil-tolerant and based on evil societal law that it is a rare and dangerous outlier to be non-evil.

Neutral and good drow are the equivalent of true sociopaths in our society. Except instead of being treated psychologically, they're given to illithids to use as mind-slaves in order to maintain the delicate truce between the two.

>>6033637
Only a Communist MAGGOT would say ''sandvich'

i'm at the point i'd allow damned near anything that meant my players gave even thought up a back story for their characters... though i'd still suspect it was all just a setup for power gaming shenanigans.

>>6033664
"Hey, DM, can I play with a drow?"

"FUCK NO! we are playing the good guys, drows are evil!"

"I could be a forsaken drow. Or maybe I was raised with another race, like dwa-"

"NO! DROWS ARE BAD! AND BAD THEY STAY! IT'S GENETICS!"

>>6033688
They didn't "leave" her, Sandwich was found in a basket after a bunch of other drow got their asses handed to them by some dorfs.

>>6033688
What the fuck? Don't you even read my posts?

>>6033664
OH COME ONE YOU GUYS. YOU COULD NOT SERIOUSLY HAVE FALLEN FOR SUCH AN OBVIOUS TROLL!?

>>6033107
Is it really worth the level ajustment, to play the marysues of dnd?

>>6033709
>marysues

THIS WORD

IT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT DOES

>>6033649
Sanvich to her Dwarf father
Sammich to the people that tease her/make fun of her
Sam to her friends
Sandwich to us

>>6033632
Very nice. I support this.

>>6033631
You and me both, OP

Now all we need is for Jo to show up and start making sketches of her!

Also, more inspiration.

>>6033705
>!tTBC.7oEaQ

Give me a legitimate reason to that counteracts the perfect reason I have not to.

>>6033688
Baby was an unwanted child. Parents are an unmarried drow and an adulterer male who was pressured in to the affair. Both get killed by the wife, who throws they baby out. Young child of the wife and male feels sympathy for his half-sister and takes the baby near the dwarves, hoping for it to have life.

>>6033667
Dorfs speak like Scotsmen. Dwarves speak Nordic Hebrew.

LOUDFORGED DEMANDS WRITEFAGGOTRY FOR SANDWICH.

>>6033705

Implying you're important enough for me to read all posts? No. I scanned the thread, offered my opinion and got rebutted. Now I'm just working off it.

Seems implausible and a little too "OMG I r playing teh good drow!1" to make much sense in the end. She should just kill them all in their sleep and sneak out to go hang out in Skullport.

:D The end

>>6033729
What what do Dwarfs speak like?

>>6033688
She's Drow Moses, of course. Set free by the Drow slaves of an Illithid city in the hope that she'd one day return to free them.

>>6033738
like boreale

>>6033664
Not all Drow are inherently evil. There can be exceptions.

Never knowing her race or their ways and raised by a mostly good society makes for a pretty good reason to be an exception.

Hell, there's good aligned demons and devils. I think we can make this exception.

>>6033738
Dwarfs are just Humans with stunted growth.

>>6033761
Those are Midgets. They use the name Dwarf to sound cool.

>>6033734
Get a Writeforged to do it for you.

>>6033699
Now now, I didn't say they were irredeemably evil, just that they're inherently evil. A drow gets raised anywhere, it's natural impulse is sadism and evil. But with proper education, it might overgrow it's basic nature. If no one interferes with it, it's very likely it will be evil once it's an adult. It's just quite hard, and it'll feel the need to do evil and must resist it, despite that being hard. Which is why it's fascinating, to do good despite evil being natural and pleasurable, that is true goodness, as opposed to inherent good, where you do good because that's how you're like.

>>6033681
Give her int <8 as well, due to falling while repelling.


Being a good drow is believable, if she is Half-Retard.

>>6033783
That sounds like a load of crock.

Drow are evil because their god and their society demands it. They aren't beings of evil, like demons.

She'd draw crowds not because of her heroic exploits, but because "Hey, did you hear about that drow woman? She talks like she thinks she's a dwarf and claims to be a paladin, plate armor and all! And the best part? She says her name is 'Sandwich!'"

>>6033761
dont ever say that to a dwarf

>>6033783
Does that mean that Kotomine Kirei is actually a Drow?

>>6033790
also, make her dwarfy. There is no reason to have her be raised by dwarfs if all she is gonna do is be an emo dwarf in their custody. She should love geology, ale, and cows for their haunting moos.

>>6033813
who?

>>6033806
No, you see, there's where the confusion is. The two subspecies of the dwarf race are pluralized as either "dorfs" or "dwarves". "Dwarfs" is how you pluralize Human Midgets.

>>6033797
What about orcs? Goblins? Ogres? Hags?

Yeah, I rest my case.

>>6033843
There's actually no standardization about that.

Drow tantrums.

>>6033824
Honestly, if I was doing it, I'd make her a blacksmith as well as a warrior, a kind of person who likes to get dirty and do everything herself. She doesn't like asking others for help as a result of her upbringing, in which she felt the need to constantly prove herself, and often acts subservient to Dwarves, as she feels(slightly) socially inferior to them.

Make her unlike the Drow in her personality, but in more subtle ways. And not all of these need to be true she could have long ago proven her worth and intentions to the Dwarves, but she still feels the need to do so.

>>6033824
She just tends to be a bit more cunning about things.

For example, a normal dorf will chop firewood by headbutting the log pieces until they break. She weakens the log pieces with an axe before she headbutts them.

>>6033847

Um, same thing?

>>6033847
All of those races, except perhaps Naga, are good examples, because they have a higher ratio of neutral to good than Drow do.

Hell, it's not unreasonable to have a tribe of neutral Orcs. A Small tribe, but a tribe.

>>6033869
This

>>6033847
Aside from Hags(which are from the Grey Wastes), none of those are inherently evil.

>>6033869
So a female Drow Paladin who's also a Wrench Wench?

Fuck, that's awesome.

>>6033894
So, you think an ogre who lives in a cave by himself is likely to be not a chaotic evil monster, but instead a true neutral hermit?

This seems to go against all D&D knowledge I have gathered from the monster manual. I do believe it states that their natural way of life is that they enjoy cruelty and so on. Which makes them naturally disposed for evil.

Otherwise there would really be no excuse at all to list any race as evil, since most of the ones I just mentioned are tribe-based where the tribes don't have much at all to do with each other and are quite varied, or loners who rarely see others of their race. In both cases it would be unlikely that they would grow up to be evil without a natural disposition toward it.

>>6033854Drow tantrums.

Drow male cancels drink
interrupted by Priestess rape

>>6033964
Raised as dwarf.

Do not forget that.

She'd be a Paladin of FUCK-YOU, fucking up everything she doesn't like in the name of neutral dwarf.

>>6033964
A wrench wench paladin with social insecurities and a need to show that she is a useful member of society.

Then Have the entire citadel or at least a section that her adopted family lived, slaughtered by a drow war party. I would make her a blood thirsty, purge all drow and evil..type of paladin. One of the the few ever non dwarf to take a Blood Oath.

>>6033964
Yea. It goes against everything that normal Drow stand for, so she's clearly an exception, but she's not trying to be an exception.

It's just the way she is, and it makes perfect sense for someone raised by Dwarves to act that way.

>>6033972
Orcs, Goblins and (if I remember right)Ogres have evil gods. Orcs also end up against one another all the time, since they fight among themselves, and Goblins have plenty of infighting as well.

And is it more likely to encounter an Ogre that's TN? No. Is it possible? Sure.

The alignments are designed to be guides, and if I could find the page, they even state that "often chaotic evil" and "usually neutral evil" mean there's a lot of leeway in their actual alignment.

>>6033999
But only to other Dwarves. She'd act like a dwarf to everyone else.

>>6033972
monster manual just tries to morally justify killing of cannon fodder.

>>6033783
guys, lets just get over the nature vs. nurture argument... as among intelligent species of sentients, its been proven that nurture has more to do with beliefs than nature. Sandwich is good due to good upbringing.

If she was raised by dwarves from infanthood she would just be a tall dark skinned dwarf with physical self image problems.

>>6034174
similar to a sexy ugly duckling!

>>6034154
In D&D world alignments are racial. Drows are metaphysically aligned with the force of Evil. It has nothing to do with society.

>>6033781
I SHALL FORGE ONE!

>>6034174
Kind of like carrot from discworld
all the dwarves see him as a tall dwarf because he was raised by dwarves, dwarfish is his first language and he can perform all the cultural dwarf things

>>6034174
>>6034187
Bingo
>>6033515

Sure is a black, female Corporal Carrot in here...

>>6034214
Fuck me, Captain Carrot. Sorry. I started the Night's Watch series with Men at Arms. It... kind of stuck.

>>6034191
i see, your the kind of guy that sacrifices common sense and plot development for rules

>>6033649

I liked the idea of her simply going by "San." Maybe her father gave her some 'real' dwarven name, but he kept calling her "Sandvich" anyway.

As she grows up, she tries to avoid being called "Sandvich," which only encourages him. When she leaves home, it's "San."

>>6034191
I am sure she worships what ever god her father does, wouldn't that have an effect?

>>6034221
Night watch was probably the saddest Discworld book

>>6034211
>>6034214
Carrotmind?

You just had this concept pop into your head a couple of days ago too, with the same image posted too.

My response is the same, Pygmalion, fantasy style!

>>6034191
Yes but most psychologists today say that Nature and Nurture play an equal part in the way we are.

So her nature might be to toward evil, but her nurture would train her to channel those evil tendencies toward good objectives and doing good things.

>>6034191
Even Drow aren't always Evil by the MM's statement.

They're only usually evil.

>>6034282
dexter.jpg
Didn't we have a thread about that sort of thing a week or two ago?

just teach her that helping people and saving the weak are evil actions. problem solved.

that way she will get psyched thinkin shes a bad girl and be a total girl scout instead

>>6034282
So she would enjoy violence a little to much and be too hard on people who don't live up to cultural expectations or shame themselves?

>>6034334
such is the dorfish culture

>>6034334
That is very likely.

>>6034197
I live!

Diary entry 432. Day 4 after the second moon of the 31th year of the 9th era.
Sandwich has taken to the helmet I gave her. Complains about the dents. Or I think she is. Wouldn't know. She is probably trying to speak proper dwarven. Not doing so well though. I fix the helmet once a week. Last night I heard a banging noise. She was on the kitchen floor using a candlestick as a hammer and the stone floor tiling as an anvil. Fixing the dent in the helmet. Gave her a good yelling for waking me up. Never been so proud.

>>6034314
They're not metaphysically evil, butt they have ingrained tendencies, and would probably make bad children even if they weren't evil. Besides, Zaknafein is almost as mary sue as Drizz't, but Zak didn't have the sack to bitch-slap the priestesses and gtfo his shit city.

someone needs to drawfag this sandwich

Nature vs Nurture: Princess Maker 2

>>6034395
Agreed.

Jo! JO, WHERE ARE YOU?! WE NEED A DRAWFAG, STAT!

>>6034392
Dwarves seem like stubborn enough parents to be able to break an annoying little snot. That and Drows don't get to run wild do they? Don't they have a fluid but rigid hierarchy of people you must respect.

>>6034488
People that they respect only because they know the alternative is death. This kid would figure out nice and early that Papa Beardy isn't going to stab her in the juglar if she acts up.

>>6034501
No but he would "tan her hide". To use the old expression.

>>6034488
They spend the first ~3 years of their lives being coddled over by their mothers then the next ~5 years in slave pits fighting over scraps of food, and backstabbing others, and teaching themselves how to be charismatic leaders. And only the best of the best are allowed to join their society.

>>6034501
But papa beardy could still take her ass If she tried, that and digging holes or lugging rocks because you acted up just isn't fun. (this would also explain her fitness, she acted up a lot)

>>6034501
Yeah, but a slap across the backside wouldn't be out of the question, and coming from a dwarf neither would it be something to laugh about.

>>6034561
>>6034523
STOP TALKING ABOUT DROW WOMEN GETTING SPANKED! YOU'RE GIVING ME NAUGHTY IMAGES!

STOP IT I SAY!

>>6034561
I don't know if spanking would be an effective punishment for a drow or is very dwarfy. I am seeing the father dwarf sort of like Clint Eastwood from gran torino

>>6034561
getting hammered would be a dwarfy punishment

I think this would be a great place for someone to post that story about the paladin & the nympho drow matron & her nympho daughters.

>>6034631
yes please

This thread is now about Drow spanking fetishes.

>getting hammered would be a dwarfy punishment

DRINK WITH YOUR FATHER, GIRL!

>>6033100
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anantalk.com/ (anan = anon) last night.
I saw this posted on AT. Must be copypasta.

Elves raised by dorfs are fucking funny.

Particularly if you make your dorfs jewish.

Imagine the Internal frustration when she finds her self attracted to a poncy faggot pretty boy and not a proper dwarfish man.

>>6034606
No. They give GOOD images.

I think it would be adorable/funny if she were completly ignorant of the fact she was a drow, like she knows shes different, but really the thought doesn't cross your mind.

Aslo imagine this. You're tired from Travels and you go to unload your wagon for the night and a Drow woman approaches you in full plate and says,
" Oi, Nice daye we be havin! Ya needs sum help 'ere Laddie?"

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>>6034638
CUUUURRRSSSE YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!

Hay /tg/. I just had an.... interesting character concept pop into my head. Brace yourself.

A Nigger who was raised by Asians.

1. Is this awesome?

2. If you were the DM and a player brought this to the table, what would you say?

>>6034609
Well consider that a Drow woould be more sensitive and less tough by nature. Add in that papadorf would probably have a slap to rival Cpt. Bright's and he's be wearing heavy gauntlets or studded leather.
It adds up to a pretty nasty hit. Still, I suppose if she had that masochistic streak that Drow tend to show it might not be as effective a punishment as hard labour.

>>6034620
No, that's a Dwarvish pastime.

>>6034696
I mean the angry dwarf with the hammer comes around and smacks a bitch

>A Nigger who was raised by Asians.

You wanna play a Jew raised by Nazis?

>>6034708

Wait, could the drow be a hammerer?

People need to drawfag that paragon of dorfy justice.

>>6034696
CAN'T...TAKE...MUCH...MORE...

>>6034726
they'd have to give it some yeast first

>>6034726
Or how about a Nazi raised by Jews?... Oh wait, that was Adolf Hitler.

>>6034668
Dad why are my ears longer?

I fed you to much rabbit stew as a child.

>>6034726
One of them would need to be a high level cleric

>>6034756
Why Am I taller than all the other kids?

Your first mining helmet wasn't heavy enough

>>6034736
Did I mention the drow trying not to get sqeezed ioutof a tight fitting dwarvish loincloth?

>>6034735
I can just picture the feeble swings which barely ruffle their beards in her rookie days.

>>6034696
I can imagine Papa Dwarf's reaction when the blow that was meant for hardy dwarf children flings Sandwich across the room.

"BY MORADIN, GIRL! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? THAT WAS HARDLY EVEN A SLAP! CLERIC! I NEED A CLERIC HERE!"

>>6033353
Those two can have a sleepover whenever they want.

>>6034736
No Papa please... I'll be good, I'll be---
*CLATSCH*
Mpph! Ooh! It hurts... Be gentle plea---
*CLATSCH*
Mmmmh! It stings so! *whimpers*

>>6034668
Hrmm this seems to have backfired on me and now I can only imagine Sandwich with a very thick Scottish accent. And the conversation continues in my head so I'll torture you with it.

" Your not going to rape and kill me are you?"
" Why would I be wantin ta do that? Ye be but a wee lad, not enough meat on yer bones, 'sides I be a paladin, can't be rapein 'n' kinnin now can I?"

>>6034788

>>6034788

Do you know if there is a hammerer school?

Where you learn the art of hammering for great justice?

I can see her journey to Paladin-hood being a natural one. As she gets older, she takes to the code of whatever her local order is and dedicates herself to it as a check against her racial impulses. And of course it makes Daddy proud, that his daughter wants to become a real warrior (plus it means he doesn't have to keep widening his tunnels in the mine so she can fit.)

She'd have a huge disdain for her fellow Drow, as well. "If I can conquer my impulses and live righteously, why can't you? Now cut it out before I start dishing out the smitings, eh?"

My fucking head would explode if a player brought this to the table. None of my players are interesting enough to think up something like that. I'd probably let it through on novelty alone.

>>6034851
The City/Mine/Fortress/Alehouse Watch, I'd assume would cover that.

>>6034873
again only the thickest of scottish accents, and her being COMPLETELY oblivious to it.

I could see myself doing a dwarf-raised drow. It's end up an assassin. They'd think they changed him/her (not sure which) but it was simply lying. They think I'm good, and I cause their downfall. This smells fun.

>>6034873
I think making it racial takes something away, In my opinion she should be a personal struggle and she just strives harder to be devout because of her own impulses.

>>6033107
I had a character idea like that a while ago.I was still working out the story but, a dwarf kingdom and a drow queendom were attempting to foster a form of piece so the two leaders took custody of the others child. Never finished it and the onbly thing I have left is a uncolored picture.

So if she's wearing a kilt and other such traditionally dwarven clothes. Wouldn't that be like a rather short Catholic Schoolgirl's uniform?

>>6034927
Sounds like Darkseid and All-Father from the DCU...

>>6034950
she is probably a fat butterball from trying to keep up with the eating and drinking of other dwarves, so picture that at your own expense.

>>6034962
I don't what you are talking about but chances are you are spot on.

>>6034980
Do elves/drow get fat?

>>6034950
*faints

>>6034950
...

>>6034980
Elves eat sugar and fruit all the time, if anything she is probably just more muscular from the higher carbs/protein and all the hauling young unskilled dwarves have to do.

How did this end up a drow porn thread so fast? Now we've got hot dorf on drow action! It's even semi-incest, 'cause she's adopted!

....

....

Daddy! Harder!

:)

BOOONERFORGED>>6034950

>>6034981
>>6034927

You should continue with this.

>>6035022
and has a problem with kidney stones from the unnaturally high protein diet

>>6034950
While she's working she probably just wears some somewhat poorly fitted overalls instead.

>>6034981
All-Father and Darkseid are basically DC's image of God and Satan. According to DC canon, All-Father and Darkseid exchanged sons as part of a peace treaty.

>>6034989
Ya, they are not the living breathing organisms with fat cells. It's just not in their make believe culture to overeat.

>>6035026
>Daddy! Harder!
...

Ah...you were spot on.

>>6035056
Drow generally have rather higher protein diets than any of the other elves (well, maybe not the cannibalistic wood elves, but they craaaazy!)

So she doesn't just talk scottish... she's also fucking buff.

...

>>6034950

Spittake.jpg

>>6034756
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>>6035080
Let's think about this.
Let's...

Actually, be right back, fappan'

>>6035036

Drow Matron's Long, Underdate 15.12:

The dwarf child is... a lunatic. He's stronger than any two of my bodyguards put together, despite being half our height, and enjoys walking up behind them and shoving them over. He refers to this practice as "Drow tipping".

I hate the little shit.

Drow Matron's Log, Underdate 23.10:

The dwarf child was, I thought, properly reared to understand the value of subtle political backstabbing and intrigues.

I may have overestimated his training, for today he walked in, and asked my chancellor, " You're next in line for Mom's throne, aren't ya?"

She said yes.

Then he stabbed my chancellor, yelling " Don't betray mom, you cowardly git!"

...Then he installed himself as the new chancellor, claiming he had the right due to having killed the old one. As everyone in the room was too terrified of him to have a proper response at the time, he was verified as the new chancellor.

He murdered my chancellor in broad darkness, and not only wasn't punished for it, he now has that position!

...I don't know if this means he doesn't *get* subtle politics, or if he is simply *better* at subtle politics than the rest of us are.

>>6035071
Wow! The retard in me kicked in for that post.

>>6035104
Imagine Calvin's dad as a dwarf. Pipe in his mouth.

Gambling, with a huge bottle of strong liquor, playing against a lizardman with a prosthetic arm and a human with dozens of scars on his face.

Telling giant heaps of bullshit, about unmovable sticks, flying islands and manticoras.

>>6035138

I hate it when retards kick me. It's so much more fun the other way around!

Somebody please save this thread, for the GLORY of England!

ITT: /tg/ takes a random character idea and makes it reasonable, awesome, and hot all at the same time - all with a few laughs along the way.

God I love you guys.

>>6035197

Fuck England, I want drow-dorfs!

Daddy! Let's play bash th' orcs again!

Hay /tg/. I just had an.... interesting character concept pop into my head. Brace yourself.

A Carnifex Commissar who was raised by Raeg.

1. Is this awesome?

2. If you were the DM and a player brought this to the table, what would you say?

>>6035235
No custom races and classes. If you want Carnifexes and Commissars, go play 40k.

>>6035080
>>6035026

I didn't know this could turn me on...

I... I need more... please

>>6035147

>>6035110

This is awesome

>>6035110
SUPERIOR DORF POLITICS

Was this a troll thread that became good?

And I though I was being original with dorf raised elf paladin. Then you had to up the ante and make a dorf raised drow paladin. And make her Sandwich, too. Fucking damnit.

Sometimes even a FAIL can sometimes spew forth WIN.

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>>6034362
Leave it to /tg/ to work a mediocre concept into pure gold..and then degenerate into incestuous dorf on drow porn
anyway make her a genuinely good natured and simple land girl in the spirit of Carrot whos response to the questions "Why did you leave your people?"
would be
"Me head kept hitting the ceiling."

On a related note, in the campaign I'm in one of the players is a elf fighter raised by dwarfs. Throwing axes to the face for EVERYONE! Also, booze.

>>6034606

Drow Paladin Deity: Moradin Level: 1
Str: 14 Con: 15 Dex: 14 Int: 12 Wis: 14 Cha: 16

Annoyed by: elves
Sucker For: the 'bad boy/girl' look
Favourite Sin: Lust Favourite Virtue: Kindness Trusts in: Stone
She comes from a family that is prone to strange maladies. Her birthday is in the third month of the year.

It'll be funny if she manages to become a legendary hero.

"SANDWICH, THE GREATEST PALADIN OF THE ERA!"

So, is the OP actually going with Sandwich the Paladin, or?

>>6036051

He'd better, lest the eyes of his ancestors scorn him forever.

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>>6035026
WHAT DROW PORN? WHERE?

>>6035680

>Sucker For: the 'bad boy/girl' look
>Favourite Sin: Lust Favourite Virtue: Kindness Trusts in: Stone

Have you read nothing of this thread?

What's Sandwich's last name?