!W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:47 No.6002021|
I was at a party, and I was the designated driver. I was on the top floor smokin a cigar with some of my pals who were toking up. We were all doin it in the girl who hosted the party's parents bedroom, because we were dueshebags. She came in nearly crying and said "you guys have to help, everyone is jumping out of the second story windows and into the pool, you guys have to stop them." Without missing a beat my buddy runs and jumps through the nearest window. We can't stop laughing and then we notice she's sitting there lookin like a dear stuck in headlights. We ask what's wrong and she says "the pool is on the other side of the house." we all fall over laghing, and finally I go over to the now broken window to see my friend sprawled across the lawn, legs all twisted up. I ask if he's okay and he just shouts "WHERE'S THE POOL?" I had to drag him into a car and drop him off at a hospital, but we just dumped in on the sidewalk near the emergency room and sped off, so we wouldnt have to fill out a police report or anything.