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    3 KB Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)01:38 No.5999002  
    I'm bored and drunk, any of you know any good live leak channels?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:40 No.5999051
    I recommend the urethra.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)01:41 No.5999070
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    >> Shotgun Ninja !!g/ZPoSEVJT2 09/25/09(Fri)01:43 No.5999106
    I lol'd. Hard.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)01:45 No.5999152

    Come on, I brightened someone's days with my whimsical stories, isn't that worth some decent live leak channles? The only one I know plays nothing but rocky horror and fear and loathing.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)01:53 No.5999351
    Goddamnit, it's either this or crawl off the couch and stumble to the nearest bar, and I don't want to put shoes on.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)01:57 No.5999453
    Fuck it, I'm gonna keep posting, maybe the get will be me bitching about how bored I am.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:59 No.5999501
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    Bumping for Wasteland Warrior being awesome. Somebody help this man!
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:01 No.5999561

    Thank you.

    In the meantime, I'm gonna just drunkenly say whatever comes to mind.

    My balls are so hairy, that when I sweat a lot and I have to pee, the hair sticks to my penis and looks like creey black veins trying to eat my junk.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:03 No.5999614

    Sometimes, I like to drink an entire fifth of bourbon and write to senators from other states.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:03 No.5999637
    You're a true American hero, son.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:04 No.5999641

    I ate an entire summer sausage after not eating meat all summer. I spent 8 hours hovering above the toilet screaming profanity.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:05 No.5999699

    Sometimes, when I go shooting, there wont be any targets left, but I'll still have some rounds in the magazine, so I just one hand whatever rifle I have and fire away randomly into the distance. The whole time I yell shit like "GET SOME, GET SOME"
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:07 No.5999763

    I was at a party, and drunk, and I managed to talk a girl into going into another room with me. We started neckin and she asked if I had a condom. I said I didn't, but it would be okay, cause I would pee in her when I was done, and that would kill the sperm.
    I married that woman.
    Not really, she ran out of the room laughing. But wouldn't it be funny if we stuck together?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:08 No.5999785

    I used to measure myself before taking a dump, then afterwards. My record is 3 pounds.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:09 No.5999825

    I once drank a bunch of steel reserve then carved a mark of chaos undivided into my upper arm.

    Some of the scars are still there.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:10 No.5999862

    I'm getting this fucking get, It's mine damnit.

    I used to put a mcchicken in between the beef patties of a double quarter pounder.

    I called it two cows raping a chicken.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:11 No.5999918

    Once I drank a shit ton of green food coloring, then waited till I took a dump. It was bright green, and I called it the hulk turd. I kept it like a pet, not flushing and feeding it smaller turds. My room mate did not approve, and killed my pet two days later.

    He put it out of his misery, it had turned to goo.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:11 No.5999943

    I love country music. NO funny story, I just love country music.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:12 No.5999960
    This is the most amusing thing I've read in a while.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:12 No.5999971

    I killed a squirrel with a tire iron once.

    It made me feel like a big man.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:12 No.5999986
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000046
    I killed a man in reno, just to be like johnny cash.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000115
    someone else got the get, but at least I bothered /tg/ with the scourge of my non sequiters. At least it wasn't a flarefag.

    Can someone find me a live leak channel yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000161
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    I, for one, would be proud to see a drunken uncle WW hit the six million get. As long as I don't have to talk to a shrink about how he molested me afterwards.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000186


    I'll still drunkenly molest you, but I need a good live leak channel, preferabbly one with some decent movies on demand.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:17 No.6000206
    Get was got but still love WW for his crazy ass shit.
    Wish I could help.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:21 No.6000281

    Unless I get my liveleak
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:25 No.6000367
    Dear god why am I laughing so hard?


    You mean a Livestream?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000386

    Oh shit, you're right. it is livestream

    I'm drunk.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000388
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000395
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What will I read while I'm bored as hell at work. None of /tg/'s other shitty threads.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000402
    I request a story from the greatest tripfag to ever exist.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:28 No.6000424

    Hey now, >>6000161 told me she was 18, I'm no pedo.

    Elves are pedos, what business does a 400 year old elf have with a human perhapsa 20th of his age.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000436

    Way too drunk, but stories tomorrow evening, around this time.

    Unless I am too drunk.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000517
    Damnit all /tg/, i'm gonna go walk to the in and out. I hope you're happy. I have to put shoes and pants on and everything.

    How could you, I thought I could believe in you.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:34 No.6000527
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    How do you know that >>6000161 was a chick, did you try for a ball cup or something?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:36 No.6000566
    Sir, I don't know what world you live in, but where I come from pants are entirely optional.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:41 No.6000635
    I used to have the /tg/ channel but it got reported.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:44 No.6000666
    I use hulu, never did the livestream stuff. Or just downloadan movies and whatnot.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:53 No.6000780

    Maybe I did an investigatory grope, who are you, the grope police?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:56 No.6000835
    The gropee, I guess.

    /therapy teim
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)02:58 No.6000852

    well if you didn't want to get groped, then maybe you shouldn't have psychically commanded me to get drunk.

    You misused your psychic powers and now you've been groped.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:58 No.6000854
    Set up another one bro.
    It was some huge faggot on a reporting spree last time.
    >> W.W. touched my special place 09/25/09(Fri)03:01 No.6000889
    But I have no psychic powers of suggestion. If I did, i'd have a much nicer lifestyle then I now do.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:04 No.6000936

    Of course you have special powers, what else could make me want to drink a bunch of sailor jerry?

    And let's be honest, your place wasn't all that special.
    >> TheDeathMerchant !!SBmK2dAqOW0 09/25/09(Fri)03:05 No.6000948
    >what else could make me want to drink a bunch of sailor jerry?

    I mostly drink sailor jerry because it's FUCKING DELICIOUS.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:05 No.6000953
    It's like every date/booty call/hooker i've ever had just blurted out the same thing at once.

    ;¬; jerk.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:13 No.6001030

    I'm not a jerk, you're a jerk for not having nicer junk, and for psychically making me get drunk and grope you.

    You're a monster.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:16 No.6001076
    Sir, if I did that, we both know hot sweaty gay sex would have followed. Nice try, you're just trying to explain it away.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:18 No.6001100
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    I could mangina so it feels better for you.

    Would that help?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:19 No.6001103

    Nice try, everyone knows there is a vast psychic homosexual conspiracy to get me liquored up and seduce me.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:19 No.6001112
    This thread is lol.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:20 No.6001124
    Not gay if balls don't touch.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:22 No.6001155
    Lie, you're just bi/curious when you're a bit sloshed.
    Which is kinda cute.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:30 No.6001259

    Actually, at my first college party, I got hammered and hit on what I thought was a chick for an hour. Long blond hair, skinny and a plump ass. TUrned around and it was a trap.

    That's when I first learned of the vast psychic conspiracy to turn me gay. They had to finish the job that cocktail wieners started.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:33 No.6001304

    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:35 No.6001326
    I love this thread. It's not epic story time, but instead it's a look deeper into the mind of our beloved uncle WW.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:35 No.6001327
    It's like Courage Wolf says-there is no gay. If it's cute, fuck it.

    I would have, and cuddled afterward.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:35 No.6001330

    No, pictures are for deviant psychohomosexuals.

    Or people who carry cameras.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:37 No.6001350
    someone was streaming Dorf fort yesterday, had me entertained for quite a while
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:37 No.6001360
    Or Eidetic memory, but only the people with it get to see.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:43 No.6001428

    ooooohhh, big man. Think making up words makes you better then the rest of us?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:44 No.6001449
    No, seriously, it's a word.

    It's the science-y term for photographic memory.

    I cannot brain today. it is late.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:45 No.6001451
    profane flatterer
    You are hold a Traditonal games board for ransom

    why don't you try /g/ ass wipe
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:45 No.6001459
    No sir, one day I hope to have wild passionate sex with yo. . . I mean, be as good a storyfag as you are, sir.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:47 No.6001473

    Because I don't know what half of the boards are, alls I knows is /k/, /tg/, /fit/ and /b/

    And cause I'm drunk, and therefore immune to the laws of decency and physics.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)03:49 No.6001500

    and /v/, I used to go there and say shit like "FINAL FANTASY 13 will be the best, because it will be on xbox 360, finally they are moving on to a decent platform"
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:59 No.6001609
    Say more hilarious incoherent drunk things.

    And regale us with tales of hilarious things you have done while drunk.

    Have you gamed drunk? This is important.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:07 No.6001685

    Yeah, at the end of a session in the Kjellmir game we were all at a tavern, and the other PCs went off to talk to someone. The dm brought out some beer and tankards we could all drink from. To be a manly man I filled a tankard with 10 or so shots of wild turkey and some cola, and chugged. I was hammered drunk but I stayed in character, who kept telling horrific stories of death and torture, but with terrible puns.

    round 2 of random drunken shit will begin soon, I gotta go pee on my neighbor's door.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:12 No.6001725
    Once I got really drunk at a party, but wanted to be even drunker. So in exchange for a bottle of tbird I answered the door for the gal who was delivering pizzas wearing nothing but a sock.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:13 No.6001732

    I like to sit around in my underwear and my night vision goggles and shoot cockroaches with a pellet gun.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:15 No.6001741

    Once me and my room mate, and a bunch of other guys went to the dining hall and walked out with a bunch of ice cream cones, then we went out and had a texas snowball fight. THere was a tour of campus and one of the tour guides took an ice cream cone in the face.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:15 No.6001744

    I pooped in a sock and left it in my friend's room, then told his mom I was worried about how much WoW he was playing.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:17 No.6001757

    i did that once, but then i just left the sock there and didn't tell anyone.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:18 No.6001759

    I tried to get my buddy's cat drunk, for some reason I thought if the cat saw me drunk it would drink some of the whiskey I put in her dish. I drank the whole bottle while begging the cat to drink.
    My friend came back from work to see me passed out on his kitchen floor while the cat played with my head.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:19 No.6001775

    I have no idea why, but I lol'd. I'm somehow imagining that's what the typical /k/ommando does.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:20 No.6001786

    I payed a stripper with dyed white hair $50 dollars to say that I had been a bad heretic while she gave me a lap dance.

    She showed me her Flor de lis tattoo with SIC SEMPER SORRORITAS in old english script, and took gave me the dance for in exchange for a drink.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:21 No.6001796
    Is this worth archiving?

    Drunken Wasteland Warrior groping fa/tg/rots and telling amusing stories would be amusing to see at a later date.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:23 No.6001805

    Go ahead, I'm not stopping you.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:23 No.6001809
    Once I had drank too much and wandered out without pants. A pair of police officers found me and one of them asked me where my pants were. I asked "who are you, the PANTS POLICE?" His partner fell over laughing while he just sighed and shook his head and said "yes, I am the pants police" and they walked me home and told me to go to bed and sleep it off.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:24 No.6001832
    Remember back when you could get an extra meat patty on your burger at wendy's for $.25? I ordered a 100 patty burger and used it to taunt my vegan friends.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:26 No.6001847

    Micheal Jackson's house is a half hour walk from my place. People left a whole bunch of flowers and teddy bears and shit at it when he died. I left a doll without any clothes on.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:28 No.6001875
    Dude, this shit is so awesome its only a question of time before my teacher asks me what the hell is so funny about coding...
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:29 No.6001878

    There was this guy I knew at a picnic. He said he'd light me on fire, I said I'd light his mom on fire, then fuck her. He started to tear up and he said "My mom is dead" and I said "good, I'm a necrophiliac." He ran to his car crying and drove off. I asked my buddy what his deal was, turned out his mom died of cancer a month before that. I couldn't stop laughing.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:30 No.6001889
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    I love you, WW. <3
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:31 No.6001892
    WW, I beg thee, spin us a tale. I'm also drnuk!Q
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:32 No.6001907
    I masturbated into my friend's glass of orange juice on his 20th birthday.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:36 No.6001939
    I was at the zoo with my class when I was young. I had heard that if you smile or bare your teeth at the monkeys, they would throw poop at you. I spent an hour with one of my friends making faces at the monkeys. Finally, when the most popular girl and her friends walked by, the monkeys started hurling poo. I ducked, and the girl and her friends got pelted with poop.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:37 No.6001948
    I locked my 9th grade math teacher in his private bathroom for two hours and then totally beat the shit out of the microwave he kept in the class.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:38 No.6001956
    In high school I wrote a "what I did over the summer" essay about getting high on pcp and killing homeless people. A homeless dude was found beaten to death a day later. I recieved an A on the essay and there was no action taken by the school authorities or the police.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:39 No.6001960
    only if I get to fuck you in the ass again
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:41 No.6001978
    There was this guy at a party who claimed to be so emo that he wouldn't even care if someone punched him. I punched him in the dick as hard has I could and started laughing and screaming "WHO'S EMO NOW? I'M THE KING OF THE EMOS" then I renounced my title because a guy wearing girl pants can't get into a girl's pants.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:47 No.6002021

    I was at a party, and I was the designated driver. I was on the top floor smokin a cigar with some of my pals who were toking up. We were all doin it in the girl who hosted the party's parents bedroom, because we were dueshebags. She came in nearly crying and said "you guys have to help, everyone is jumping out of the second story windows and into the pool, you guys have to stop them." Without missing a beat my buddy runs and jumps through the nearest window. We can't stop laughing and then we notice she's sitting there lookin like a dear stuck in headlights. We ask what's wrong and she says "the pool is on the other side of the house." we all fall over laghing, and finally I go over to the now broken window to see my friend sprawled across the lawn, legs all twisted up. I ask if he's okay and he just shouts "WHERE'S THE POOL?" I had to drag him into a car and drop him off at a hospital, but we just dumped in on the sidewalk near the emergency room and sped off, so we wouldnt have to fill out a police report or anything.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)04:48 No.6002035
    Once, for no reason at all, I beat a toaster to death with a baseball bat, all while taunting it screaming "WHO'S BRAVE NOW, YOU LITTLE BASTARD"
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:55 No.6002076
    I did this. Cept the scar is on my forearm.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:55 No.6002078
    Hoho, yes this is archive worthy. I not for all the awesome then for poolguy.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:56 No.6002085
    "Once" being half an hour ago?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:00 No.6002121

    No, but the guy at the in and out threatened to call the cops if I got out of hand, as I was visibly drunk, and I smell like rum.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)05:02 No.6002135
    That sounds like my dream woman...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)05:03 No.6002147
    Dunno why but i kinda smiled.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:18 No.6002239
    Sometimes I just say "That'll show em, Jews, Homosexuals, ALL OF THEM!"
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)05:21 No.6002256
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    You rock, sir. Enjoy your E-booze.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:22 No.6002265
    I was at a party and I was talking to a cute girl and then I said "Uh oh, looks like someone put an erection in my pants"

    We dated or almost 8 months.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:25 No.6002275

    I like to go on gravel roads and put my car in reverse and stomp on the accelerator so throw rocks all over the place.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:28 No.6002294

    Once I hid a small tank of helium in my backpack, then snaked the hose up through my pants. Then I inflated a huge pink cylindrical balloon out of my fly, so it looked like I got a huge boner. We were watching a film on the holocaust.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:30 No.6002312

    In one of my classes we were talking about the feminist movement, and I said instead of protesting and shit, all the feminists should get huge implants, that way the men who ran everything would be too busy staring at their breasts to keep oppressing them. The class just stared at me, then I said "they'd be too busy oppressing their hands on their breasts"
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:31 No.6002323

    I told my boss that I should get a raise because I was only making $.70 to this other gal I worked withs dollar, and I demanded that my boss pay me more to better represent the natural order of things.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 09/25/09(Fri)05:41 No.6002367
    Well, Imma gonna drink up some night train and let sleep take me in her sweet embrace.

    But before I go, one last nugget of wisdom and insight,

    On a one way road, with fifty cars behind me I drove at 5 mph along a mile and a half length stretch and blasted "Your cheatin heart" at 100 dB the whole time, while I wore headphones to prevent hearing loss. I was told the next day at work by one of my coworkers that he was going to shoot me in the head, but then it would have taken even longer to get home.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)05:43 No.6002379
    ... Mr Warrior, I salute you.

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