That is failure on such a scale I don't have words to express it.

That's what you get for letting a woman DM, idiot.

Why is it a failure?

To be honest, listening to a woman talk nasty stuff.. is fairly arousing to me.

bump

>>5985258
It's a failure because everyone in the room is getting seriously turned on by this and yet no RL sex resulted.

If at least one of these D&D orgies doesn't become a real orgy on its own, then man up and make it happen dammit!

>>5985258
What >>5985320 said is so true it hurts. If this didn't turn into a sex-fest, then it's really failure on a massive scale.

Then it's just ERPing.

And ERPing is never okay.

ERPing is never good.

ERPing is never awesome.

Remember this, children. D&D combat rules use the word combat for a reason.

BARING ALL OF THAT, He wasn't even geek enough to point out the obvious failings of this trap that makes them horny, and the further bodily impossibilities of a Minotaur assaulting a human woman. It would be bad, there would be blood, and it would definatly not be dealing subdual damage.

>>5985194
I'm into monster rape but that... would be really, really awkward.

OH HO HO

>>5985359
Well, ERPing can be okay, good, and even awesome, assuming that it leads to sex.

But in this case it didn't. So your points remain valid.

OP, are fat chicks really better in bed?

i heard once that the fatties are more willing to buttsex

>>5985320

Bro.. you haven't seen the other two females that we have to play with, one has her hair cut so fucking short that I think she might be a dyke and the other is skinny like near to anorexic.

The only one relatively worthwhile is the DM, but she's way to insane to even try something with. I heard one guy tried to have sex with her, she tied him up, stuck a candle, burning up his butt and sat there watching him.

>>5985652
They are women, they are horny, your arguments are invalid. At least try, for god's sake!

Plus, if the DM's that crazy, then she probably won't have any problems with you fucking her brains out on the game table.

>>5985679

Maybe next time around I will, but I swear if I get tied up and gangraped by three females.. then.. I'll buy you a beer. Fuck it, I'll try it. *Shrugs* Can't hurt right, then again could get me kicked out of my gaming group.

>>5985696
Just post pics back here and we're square, okay?

OP does ERP with ugly chicks.

>>5985652
Dude I'm going to have to go with >>5985679 on the "that crazy" comment. If she was running that game, not commenting on how horn'd everybody was, and happy to do so, You probably could have just bent the bitch over the table, shoved the dice aside, and moved in for a critical hit. If you know what I mean.


Burnt his ass up? Candles? What are you, 14? First of all: Why would you believe that? Secondly: That just means you have to keep her interested. She was probably just bored.

>>5985711

The fuck man, you want to see pictures of my hairy ass. I'm a fa/tg/uy remember, not some hunka burning love here.

Shit man, even Brian O'Halloran looks better then me.

>>5985652
Fucking do want.

/x/-tan so doesn't fucking approve of this.

>>5985731
Look, I've watched enough porn in my time to know how to block out the hairy man-ass in favor of looking at the girl getting nailed. Don't worry about me taking SAN damage, yo.

>>5985719
No john, OP is the fat chicks.

Then OP went on jenny kraig.

>>5985731
Hey, Fucko, Pics or it never happened.

>>5985696
Just don't be quite as brunt as some fa/tg/uys are suggesting. Bending her over the table and fucking her = possible rape charges. Taking her out to dinner, then bringing her home for some hot roleplay sexings = continuing income of sex.

>>5985728

Well, you don't know our DM, I do, she's fuckballs to the wall crazy.

Also, for all wanting pictures, I don't have them yet because I didn't try to fuck any of them yet. Even so, ya'll will probably have to wait a couple of weeks, never can tell when the DM is gonna pull a raep scenario out of her ass.

>>5985781
Bitch is supposedly crazy, and may or may not be into it. Sounds like she wants to rape her party, to be honest.

>>5985784
I'd love to meet a woman who can literally pull a rape scenario out of her ass.

>>5985781
Look, you don't bend her over the table and fuck her right away. You segue the RP into the real world fucking.

Or you just ask her to make the next session LARP and offer your services to help her get things started. I mean, you're the one who suggested this whole situation in the first place, so perhaps she's just been waiting for you to ask.

Alright.. guys can we just drop the discussion about my DM and whether she wants me to fuck her and just get on with the point of the goddamn thread. Which is insane DM stories.

Use the dm as a dice bag

>>5985801

Maybe.. I'll try to work something out, maybe I'll shoot her over an E-mail.. asking her bout it.

>>5985804
But this discussion is so much more fun!

And frankly sexy DM stories are something we get much more rarely than crazy DM stories.

>>5985824

Christ.. alright, what else do you wanna know, since this thread is totally derailed anyway.

Just because it was awkward to read, doesn't make it a "failure"

nm intamcy is gay lol

>>5985804

Honestly, I've only ever played with three different GMs, and the craziest any of them ever got was poorly house-ruling the skill challenges in 4E.

Face it, your life is more exciting than ours, and we're latching onto it.

>>5985840
Describe the >>5985194 rape scenario. What happened to the female adventures after the fucking, for example?

>>5985848

Also, a picture of our DM. Trust me, she might look tame, she ain't

>>5985840
Well...hell if I know. I mean, I sure as hell don't have any sexy DM stories of my own, that's part of why I'm so interested in yours.

Anybody else have something worthwhile here? Failing that, how about some of the other "scenarios" your Dungeon Mistress has run for the group?

>>5985852
I do not believe you have a DM enjoy your R A Salvatore novels

>>5985850

The two adventurers, who were really turned on and looking for some hot breeding fun, walked into the sight of the two Minotaurs, who got similarly gasbombed, (together with the rest of the dungeon), one of these two fuckers is a mage, my friend's character, so he decides for lulz to cast accommodate on both females.

We fuck them, lots of hot smex talk that I can't recall out of the top of my head, afterwards, when they're filled with enough cum that they look five months preggo the Minotaurs snap out of it and decide to wander off.

I never heard what happened next because I had to leave, but what I understand from my friend is that the two girls squatted over eachothers faces, emptied their bellies by pushing down and face-coated eachother with Minotaur sperm, then again, he could have been bullshitting me. I dunno.

>>5985359

ITT 'The way I have fun is okay, the way you have fun is wrong.'

Enjoy feeling superior, O D&D nerds.

>>5985852

Look, fucksauce, she's actually kind of cute, so move in on that shit.

Just tell her you are interested in doing a side story with your character, or something. Anything that results in alone RPing time. Then move things into sexing a bar wench, then mention that it might just be easier to act out what you are trying to do the bar wench.

Then, since she sounds like she's into kinky shit, bend her over and break the table fucking her.

THIS SHOULDN'T BE HARD!

>>5985852
She's cute. Bit of a long neck, but that may be just because of how the picture's cropped.

Do it, OP.

>>5985905
Tell me something, Broski.

What about >>5985885 sounds like the way you should spend an afternoon?

Also take into account no actual sex-acts happened. These were all pretend, make believe sex acts.

>>5985920

Again, I am not Brad fucking Pitt, or any other hot sexy man. I'm a fucking fa/tg/uy just like the who lot of you are, but.. who cares, I'll try to do that shit.

>>5985885
Fuck, you should have stayed for the rest of it. Now I feel like erping, fuck.

>>5985920
Sorry, have you fucked a crazy chick and had to put up with the bullshit they put you through?

I made that mistake, after we broke up I had to move, change my phone number and politely ask her to leave me the fuck alone, block her on all of my IMs and block her emails.

Sure, the fuck is great, but everything else is not, and NO IT IS NOT WORTH IT.

>>5985194

Semi-weekly /d/&d. Nice. What are the other sessions like?

>>5985944

Your fucking kidding me right.. I just sent her an e-mail about getting together for some one-on-one RP time..

>>5985952

Just our normal Party, who never get up to much crazy shit, were 'problem solvers' for a local Count who, I believe and know is a vampire, but the rest of the crew just wave it away. Still he pays good coin so *shrugs* he can suck whatever wench he wants dry as far as I care.

>>5985944
She doesn't sound like the type of crazy you were dealing with, dude.

Frankly, she just sounds kinky. Which is very different from your "batshit insane stalker".

OP, ignore this fucktard and go for it.

>>5985954
Well, those crazy chicks are the ones who want a relationship- this girl sounds like she's just a nympho, and would be interested in being fuck-buddies.

>>5985954
I don't want to say that's EXACTLY what she's going to be like, but it's what I had to put up with last time I fucked a crazy chick

>>5985954
I'm together with a 'crazy' one right now. Not so much the fucking insane type, as the manic depressive type, but it's similar. They will put you through hell.

On the upshot, they're the horniest bitches in the world.

And e-mail back:

Sure 'fa/tg/uy', I've got some time later tonight, what did you want to exactly do, build out your normal character or give me some help on fleshing some NPC's?

So I e-mailed back,

I was thinking of helping you with some of our other sessions, maybe helping you with some story-writing or whatnot.

Email I got back after that:

Well alright, shall we meet, seven o'clockish at my place?

-------------

So I guess I'm all set.. right?

>>5986014
Make sure to bring your +1 condom.

>>5986022

AFAIK she hasn't seen anybody for 2,5 years, the Candle dude was her last Boyfriend.

>>5986008
We're fa/tg/uys, we're just as fucked up, we can combine our mental issues with theirs into a Relationship of Mass Destruction. And Destructo Nookie.

>>5986037
Well, then do you have buffs to Endurance? You might need it.

>>5986014
Fuck yeah.

My professional side has to warn you, though- even though all the hints she's been giving seem to point towards sexy-fun-time, it's possible that we're all misinterpreting this. So, don't go in there with getting sex on your mind- Just go in, do what you said you'd do, and keep an eye open for any hints that she wants to start something.

>>5986014
Well, go for it. Beyond this point, it's all you. Just go with the flow. And remember the Boy Scout motto; bring protection and lube.

Just tell us how it goes. And pics of her, if she's so inclined.

>>5986008
oh yeah, maniac depresive sex. Add some catholic background and you get some kinky situations involving guilt. I think my taste for s/m started here. That, and Milo Manara.

>>5986045
Well, I never said I wasn't. I'm just as clinically depressed and devoid of self esteem as she is. But at the same time, I'm the one who has to try and make her feel better every time she gets in that whole "I'm sad for no reason, and will be cold and dismissive until you cheer me up.", which is basically once per day.

Outside of that, everything is great.

>>5986058
>>5986061
>>5986050


Well thanks for the support at least guys, I'll post later tonight here. (Over in Europe) To tell you guys how it went, not going there with "I'm gonna get laid", on my mind, more, "We'll see what happens, sex if it 'appens is a nice bonus"

This is truly a good day to be on /tg/. Just knowing that somewhere out there, a fa/tg/uy is a little bit closer to getting some hot monkey lovin' makes my day a better one.

>>5986065
No Catholic background here. Get this: druids.

She can be fucking wild sometimes. I think I'm starting to enjoy the whole biting thing.

For the love of Heironious, hit that shit, and if she's really that crazy, get photos, and give us an update!

>>5986083

Wild... as in.... shapes? How many times per day?

>>5986083
Pagan sex?

Damn, keep an eye on the calendar and the pagan holidays- she'll be so goddamn into it if you arrange a trip out into the woods on the right day.

>>5986094

Okay, gents, the way I see it we have two options.

Either we keep this thread alive until the OP comes back, or we archive it so we have the reference for when he comes back.

Or both, just in case.

>>5986045
Its true for most of fa/tg/uy & ca/tg/irl relationships I know.

A maniac (a normal dude most of time, but has creepy outbursts of anger) dude and a depresive (to ridiculous extremes) girl, or a masochist (with fear of razors and blades) guy with a sadistic girl (who happens to LOVE sword replicas)

>>5986094
I wish. I actually don't know why I never asked her what her wildshape is. I'm gonna do that tomorrow.

>>5986096
She's not practicing or anything. Just happened to be raised that was as a kid (in rural fucking Russia no less).

Today she told me she's cosplay as Cultist-chan, and even do the voice.

>>5985954

Come on, dude. She can't be crazy all the time, can she? She's hung out with you for how long while you guys D&Ded? It sounds like you've been playing D&D with this group for a while now.

You should ALREADY know if she's too crazy to know in person. You should ALREADY know if she is the kind of person you could hang out with, or date, or just fuck for fun.

And why do you think you need to look like Brad Pitt? You've got a group with THREE girls and TWO guys. Why would they think you are some low-life scum, or a worthless basement dweller, or whatever, when ALL THREE GIRLS show up regularly?

Guess what? They are JUST LIKE YOU. I'm not saying they're whores who want cock, I'm just saying that they are no better then you. If they could go and get banging-hot guys, why would they hang out in chicks basement with your smelly ass?

>>5986116
Damn. It must be twoo wuv.

>>5986083
I have to ask a friend about the whole biting thing. I don't see the appeal but she used to had bites all over her body. I guess you get used to it and then start to enjoy it.

>>5986140
She just asked me to move in with her. I can't afford to right now, but I would if I could.

I'm not really a catch, so basically anyone who will put up with me is enough. All the extra ca/tg/irl stuff is just a bonus.

>>5986134
I support the ego boost here. I really hate the idea of a lot of white knights to think of women as other kind of beings. Bullshit. They feel horny and they dwell in their basements as much as we do. And they can be as pathetic as we are.

>>5986160
Good on you, bro. I hope it works out for the best, but save up plenty of money before you move in with her- enough that, if shit goes tits up, you can afford to move back out. That way, even if nothing bad happens, you've got plenty saved up for a bigger house, wedding, or honeymoon.

...I'm way too goddamned domestic.

>>5986160
moving in is a baaaaaad idea. I hope your world can fit in a single small cardboard box.

>>5986160

That's actually where I am, now. She's into knitting and card making and what not, while I paint models or whatever. We're close enough in the 'stay inside and do quiet things' department that it works out even though our hobbies have nothing in common.

>>5986193
I think she might have more stuff than I do.

I can cram everything I own into 10x20ft dorm room.

Anyway, I gotta crash for the night.

Someone keep this shit alive so we can get a recount of OP's tale later.

>>5986134

What you might be saying is true but she is fairly crazy, I mean I watched her do some oddball shit during the time I spent with her. For example, when she's bored she's more then happy to do the knife thing where you stab between your opened fingers, yeah she does that.

About the other two girls.. your probably right, they couldn't get hotter guys if they tried, well maybe if they tried but their just as socially awkward as the rest of us.

Does RPing have a higher percentage of mentally unstable people than other hobbies? Personally, I have struggled with a cocktail of anger management and depression for the last five years, my fiancee (also a gamer) is hella depressed and an ex-cutter, my best friends are both clinically depressed, and - to be honest - I'm never really surprised when someone mentions that they're fucked up. So what's the deal? Does the escape into fantasy worlds attract people who are dissatisfied with the real one? Well - it must do. I guess.

What other experiences do people have with this.

(Also - yeah, manic-depressives are great in bed)

"Thread 5985194 is now archived."

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5985194/

>>5985620
Fatties are more willing to everything

>>5986293

Roleplaying tends to accumulate oddballs with depressive problems as they use it as an escape method.

>>5986293
No idea why exactly, but 'nerdy' stuff tends to come naturally to those that are otherwise socially stunted. Though it's not one causing the other, so much as the personality that is susceptible to one tends to be prone to the other.

It's up on sup/tg/ now, so it'll keep.

Peace out, fellow anon, and I'll catch you folks tomorrow. Later today. Whatever the fuck it is.

>>5986293
Until the depressive downswing begins and all they want to do is cry

>>5986293
Makes sense. My group has two guys with ADHD (though it hasn't been an issue in the last few years), our DM is slightly sociopathic (though I don't think he's realized it yet), I've got clinical and situational depression, and the one girl in our group is Christian.

That's right. I went there.

>>5986293
My current group have:
-bisexual girl with s/m undertones. Relatively balanced but in parties gets in kinky/teasing mode.
-ex furfag. Turns out he was only gay, and even he tought the whole furry thing was just plain sick.
-ADD kid. A decent person if you ask me, but damn, the guy is a true manchild when it comes to girls.
-Butterface, very low self esteem because most guys just want to fuck her and tend to be huge losers, anger management problems.

>>5986336
I hate that. God how I hate the depressing phase. And then you take someone who is already a jealous bitch and is worse.

I blame that I was a fat virgin back there, but now I try to steer away from that kind of crazy. I want to meet other kind of crazy tough.

>>5986435
I don't really mind it. Then again, I just have a thing for girls who need my attention and help.

>>5986484
Best STD evar.

>>5986484
The fuck is that from? I must avoid it like the plague (by which I mean, acquire a copy to add to my cavernous supply of roleplaying supplements that must never be touched)

>>5986531
It was just a matter of time to see FATAL here.
That or dumping our /d/ folders.

D&D time here. I'm a dwarf of some clan already in the setting. Call it Clan Futtbuck.

What I don't know going into this (as it's the DM's homebrew world), is Clan Futtbuck is the evil clan. I just picked one at random.

One day our party comes across a bunch of Futtbuckian Dwarves raiding a village. Being heroes we want to stop it, but I refuse, in character, to kill my own clan members.

DM: No dude just do it.
Me: No man, my character would not.
DM: Nah he would just go along with it.
Me: Umm... no?
DM: Dude c'mon just shut up and do it you fucking whore
Me: Whoa dude, c'mon. Role playing here...
[Argument escalates]
Me: LISTEN MAN YOU WANTED US TO ROLE PLAY THATS WHAT IM DOING IT MAKES SENSE
DM: FUCK YOU!

Now I'd like to make the note that at the time the DM was a blackbelt and a good 80 pounds and 1 foot bigger than me. He then proceeded to kick me in the chest to the point that I almost literally flew out of his garage.

I did not return to that table.

>>5986293

Honestly, think about it, we're like actors.
We are people who (in the sexual sense or not) get off on pretending to be someone other than ourselves (even if its just us in a fantasy/scifi setting, thats not you precisely).

Also, OP, you sent shivers up my spine, not sure whether to be turned on or shamed...

>>5986531

This image is missing FATAL's confoundingly common usage of the word "cuntpipe."

>>5986598
It just now occurred to me that they're probably playing GURPS in that picture.

>>5986628
what an asshole.

>>5986663
no fucking shit i would have burned that garage down

>>5986628
>Clan Futtbuck
I lol'd.

>>5986628
wat

>>5986638

>>5986644
I agree- hell, the only reason I haven't done anything involving theater in the last year is because I've been too busy with college, and the theater program here sucks.

(Well, it doesn't, but I hate the asshole who teaches almost all the theater classes, and they never do musical theater, which I vastly prefer over any normal theater other than Shakespearean.)

>>5986628

asshole DM for sure

reminds me of the "i make your paladin rape someone and fall because all men want sex" DM there was mentioned here a while ago

here we go

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1775987/

and the conclussion

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1927081/

>>5986638

>>5986628
This makes more sense than anything else because you're a dwarf. Dwarves are all about the clan and everything. Fucking fail DM.

wow OP.......i would move on this
just for the fact of getting to say dnd did this for me

>>5986802
bring on the chocolate.

>>5986884

I went into this thread expecting crazy fucked up DM stories and I got this. I'm movin' on, bros.

>>5987000
Hmm...

Bump.

So, it's been a long fucking while. Did OP get laid?

>>5988978
Either he's in a sex coma, or she trussed his ass up and he can't get out.

>>5985194
I screamed. No, seriously, I did.

>>5985359
there are women who can take two fists up there so why the hell wouldn't a human chick be able to take a minotaur? oh right you're a virgin you don't know about these things, never mind.

Has it occurred to anyone that OP's DM may actually have been reading this thread?

>>5989067
That would have just made it all the better.

She invited him over, so it means she's either decided to shoot him down in person, or else is totally into the idea of getting it on.

>>5989099
Well, inferring from >>5986014, unless he calls himself "fa/tg/uy"...

>>5989099
Ooooor maybey he lied.

ITT: pic

>>5989130
Why put so much effort into lying on /tg/? I mean, lying in the heat of an argument/discussion to gain en edge or get some easy respect is one thing, but creating a whole thread and then playing along with it the whole time like he did? What could he possibly gain from that?

>>5989128
I'm guessing that he edited it, since it had the quotes and everything.

>>5989150
Lulz and fap material.

>>5989150
This isn't the first time someone lied on 4chan to look cool you know. GTFO

'Sup /tg/

First off, no I didn't get pictures, why, because I don't feel the need to put myself out here on the internetz.

But! I did manage to get some groping + kissing etc done. I did the thing one of you blokes mentioned, trying to explain what exactly I would do to a barmaid to seduce her. She allowed herself to be groped and kissed, afterwards, she told me that the barmaid willingly relented to anything else I wanted.

But she quickly added also that she wasn't ready to commit to that, but we did make plans for Friday night so not a total loss right?

>>5989779

Seriously.. no responses?

Guys.. I ish disappoint.

Thought I would have gotten some support, congrats. Guess you don't give a rats ass..

>>5989905

I think they're all in shock. I mean since when do these things have fairly... normal conclusions when it comes to fa/tg/uys??

Still, well done man, its a good start.

>>5989905
Dude. Not bad at all.

Next, need a full battle report and any nude photos as evidence.

>>5989938
>>5989929

Thanks bros and maybe I'll get some Nudes, but if she does become my GF I won't post, only if she leaves my ass.

>>5989953
You can cut out the face so no one knows it's her.

>>5989969

She goes on 4chan as well, inb4 no girls on the internetz, I think she'd recognize her own body.

>>5989978

How do you know she is not reading your thread right now? If she is a DM, she prolly regularly visits /tg/.

>>5990010

Then she'd be happy I didn't fuck her over by saying I'll post nudes I guess.

Maybe not so happy about telling you guys what we did, then again she might be. Will have to wait and see if she calls before freaking out.

>>5989779
I have to wonder what her response would be if you showed her this thread...

also, use a trip next time. make's it easier to believe you.

>>5990010
Oh, but I am.

>>5990033

The hell is a trip?

>>5990048

Oh.. hey Sarah.

>>5990048

PIcs, or you're just trolling poor OP. Poor, lucky OP.

>>5990048

>>5990064
tripcode. "#" symbol followed by text of your choosing in the name field.

>>5990077

Like this?

>>5990010

Maybe she did.

The plot thickens.

Next time you play, rape the monsters, then kill everyone.

>>5990092
quite.

>>5989779
Poster of >>5985320 here, saying "Congrats, dude!".

And once again, /tg/ gets shit done.

>>5986293

It's probably because they really need to feel appreciated, and thus try extremely hard in bed.

>>5990111

Thanks bro, I'm feeling good now man :)

>>5990158

Could you, by any chance give us another few shots of her? Ronery fappan nights and such.

>>5990166

I really don't have any more pictures of her I'm afraid :S

I'm disappoint OP. A group guys and girls, all horny, otherwise alone, and you didnt have an orgy?!

>>5985194
What is this I don't even

Hey OP, hey OP
Make sure to use a condom.

>>5990246

>abstinence panda
> Use a condom.

WHA?!

>>5990257
Yes. cut off the tip and wash it, and it's usable as an improvised frosting director thingy.

>>5990257

That's just Sexual Abstinence Panda, /tg/'s old mascot. You must be new here, I guess.

Dude do NOT hook up with crazy chick, you can get better. You clearly have some balls, you just need to stop fucking taking advice from strangers. Goddamnit.

>>5990291

Not Edward Norton + Fa/tg/uy + overweight = Not really capable of talking game to hot girls.

>>5990257
Current sex-ed training is working "Abstinence is the only sure fire answer, but if you feel you absolutely have to have sex makse sure he wears a condom and she is on the pill."

Cool story, bro.

I wish we had more girls in my group...

Way to make your Diplomacy check! Nice job!

>>5985885

>afterwards, when they're filled with enough cum that they look five months preggo

oh god why does this turn me on

>>5990403

Because your just as awesome as me! Fuckyeah!

>>5990403

Because you're a fa/tg/uy and chances are good that if you are, you'll also have be a /d/eviant whether you know it or not. Even if it's only for one thing.

>>5990463

>you'll also have be a /d/eviant whether you know it or not

I... I don't know how to feel about this.

>>5989779
>>5989869
Grats on having some fun.

Assuming this is real, congrats OP. You do us proud.

>>5990418

Fuck yes, cum inflation. Brofist!

pee in her butt

OP, you can post pics after you bang her. Remember that if blow a big enough load on her face we won't be able to tell who she is.

>>5985852
She does have a long neck, probably gives good head.

OP, if you bang her a few times and she is a freak. See if she'll give you a blumpkin.

>>5990651
>>5989969
It seems both of you forgot that he already posted a picture of her face, so it really wouldn't matter if it was cropped, we would know what she looked like, and more to the point, she would know what she looked like and know he posted the pictures. If it were me, I wouldn't give him more sexings, but then, she might be into that sorta thing...

>>5990738
Definately inquire about the blumpkin, you won't be sorry if she does it.

>>5990651

Sounds like a FATAL spell.

bump for sexy talk

If she was lurking this thread, I guess she wouldn't be so happy with op. Being repetitivaly called a second choice and a weirdo isn't really flattering.

This thread...

is significantly less arousing than OP's post led me to believe it would be.

>>5990198
slowpoke.jpg

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>>5990890
To be fair, he called everyone else a second choice, including himself.

To be honest, unless she's really broken, she's probably the best thing that's going to happen to him in a while.

Hey op, could we get some more details on the barmaid seduction rp ?
I'm curious about how can one unakwardly get from regular rp to groping the dm.

>>5990949
Yeah, but she's definitely cute, interesting and daring, without being all that bent on making drama. Seems to me like a great girlfriend or fuckfriend.
Even if he also don't think too much of himself, calling that a second choice is insulting.

>>5990949
And vice versa

>>5991017
If both people are turned on, things that would otherwise be awkward as hell seem totally normal.

>>5991133
>And vice versa
I don't know about that. He may be cuter than he thinks he is... but someone who thinks that playing with a knife is crazy seems boring to me.

>>5991099
I totally agree. I'm guessing that where the OP is coming from, he needs to bring her down to the level he feels he is at (or likely a few steps above it) in order to be able to think about this kind of a relationship. I'm guessing that he has a lot of self confidence issues (of course, stating this on /tg/ is like shooting fish in a fucking barrel), so if the girl is that good, then he simply can't see himself with her. Of course, he's probably better than he makes himself out to be too, so the whole double fa/tg/uy neckbeard thing isn't likely too prominent.

Or I could just be having too much fun playing armchair psychologist, and she might be a skanky whore, and he a diaper-wearing, bottle urinating basement dweller.

GO FOR THE BLUMPKIN!

If I may bring this topic kind of sort of back on track, this girl sounds like an amazingly hillarious DM. Do you have any other, possibly non-erotica stories? Or if >>5990048 was for real, some straight from the source?

Sounds very arousing for all concerned. I'd make this a regular event if I were you, OP. Could be some very good experiences and memories in the making...