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  • File : 1253246884.jpg-(54 KB, 435x599, 435px-Inyu_Inuyashas_sister.jpg)
    54 KB Original character dump Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:08 No.5904718  
    ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:11 No.5904771
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:12 No.5904775
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:13 No.5904792
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:13 No.5904797
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    >>5904771
    >hedgecat
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:14 No.5904805
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:16 No.5904838
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:17 No.5904855
    >>5904775
    Alice as a Vault Dweller?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:18 No.5904856
    I can't save anything like this on my computer.

    I just can't.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:18 No.5904857
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:19 No.5904875
    >>5904805
    THE FUCK?

    KILL IT. FUCKING KILL IT.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:19 No.5904877
    >>5904856
    Same boat. I want to...but I can't bring myself to do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:20 No.5904887
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:20 No.5904888
    >>5904838
    A red Ultramarine female furry space marine.

    Goddamnit, internet.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:22 No.5904901
    >>5904838
    It...it's statted Rogue Trader style.

    Jesus Christ, guys. That means it isn't just some retarded child. THIS IS SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY HAS SOME OLDSCHOOL CHOPS.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:22 No.5904903
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:22 No.5904904
    >>5904888
    I'm actually raging so hard, I'm shaking uncontrollably. Like Micheal J Fox, but it eventually goes away.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:22 No.5904910
    >>5904838
    Holy shit, furfag is using the old stat block.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:23 No.5904916
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:23 No.5904919
    These actually make me queezy.

    Good lord.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:23 No.5904929
    Jesus fuck, furries need to learn about something called a limited palette.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:24 No.5904932
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:25 No.5904944
    I'd be raging uncontrollably, but my first batch of gingersnap cookies just came out of the oven, so temporarily I am mellow.

    Still got nail marks in my palm from fist-clenching of fury, though.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:25 No.5904949
    I actually feel sick to my stomach.

    10/10, OP. Would easily rage again.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:25 No.5904953
    These all have to be Ironic, or at least drawn by sixth graders, don't they?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:26 No.5904955
    >>5904901
    >>5904910
    RTstatterrormind. Sorta.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:26 No.5904956
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:26 No.5904962
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    obligatory
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:27 No.5904971
    >>5904962
    No way man, he's awesome. He's the only time I ever saw the /a/rtfags rouse themselves to activity.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:27 No.5904972
    >>5904953
    Ironic? Never.

    Sixth-graders? If we're lucky.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:27 No.5904979
    >>5904972
    I seriously doubt a sixth grader is familiar with RT-era stat blocks.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:27 No.5904980
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    >>5904962
    I completely forgot about him! He's going into the compilation for sure.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:28 No.5904986
    >>5904903
    >Odd eyed

    It's called complete heterochromia iridis you worm.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:28 No.5904990
    >>5904771

    Well, aside from a few problems with this one (Sonic fan character, good god). The art... isn't exactly bad.

    Funny animals is not furry, right?
    >> LawfulNice !tGTXNZuKLM 09/18/09(Fri)00:29 No.5904996
    >>5904929
    It's not the furries. Even they dislike the sparkledogs. The problem comes from people wanting to make their character unique and cool and stand out from the crowd, and deciding the best way to do that is another fifty colors and ten more wings. It wouldn't be so bad, but most furries won't crack down on things like that because they think they have to be accepting of other people, even though if they shunned crap like babyfurs and sparkledogs they'd be better people.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:29 No.5904997
    >>5904838
    HERESY
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:29 No.5905006
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:29 No.5905007
    >>5904916
    im 12 and what is this
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:29 No.5905010
    >>5904990
    This is the cold horror of some furfags. Artistic potential, but pissed all over their hands in disgrace and infamy.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:30 No.5905018
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    And now, for something completely different
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:31 No.5905026
    >>5904996
    The problem is they don't add enough wings or color. If they punched it up just a little bit more they would create something Tzeentchian or some Lovecraftian angel
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:31 No.5905028
    >>5904956
    oh good lord..
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:31 No.5905031
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:32 No.5905035
    >>5905026
    Throw in some mouths devouring themselves and ten thousand eyes constantly observing each other and I agree, we've got some motherfucking warpspawned horrors right there.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:33 No.5905044
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:33 No.5905046
    >>5905018
    It's funny when little girls try to figure out how a male character would think
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:33 No.5905049
    It's like some horrible car accident, I can't help but f5
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:33 No.5905053
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    >>5905046
    It was written by a 25 year old man.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:33 No.5905054
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    >>5904944 here.

    Update: Goddamn these gingersnaps are delicious. To share some of my mellowness, have a Fatseal of Contentedness.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:33 No.5905055
    >>5905046
    It's funny because it's done by Chris-Chan.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:34 No.5905058
    >>5905046

    Dude, look at what its wearing around its neck.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:35 No.5905068
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    >>5905058
    ...Now I've lost it.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:35 No.5905069
    >>5905053
    That is just heartbreaking
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:35 No.5905071
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    >>5904956

    This isn't even fair.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:35 No.5905073
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    Don't forget about her!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:35 No.5905076
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:36 No.5905085
    >>5905053
    A 25-year old man who is apparently obsessed with not being lonely and unloved.

    My rage is rapidly turning into abject & overwhelming pity.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:37 No.5905088
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:37 No.5905089
    >>5905073
    Alright, now THAT has to be a fake.

    ...Right?

    ...Right?!?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:37 No.5905095
    >>5904956
    The best part is how shitty bargain barrel digital watches are being touted as if they were some mark of overwhelming style.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:37 No.5905098
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    Why?! Why?! Oh god why?! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE! *sobs*
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:38 No.5905100
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    >>5904771

    My rage is indescribable. I wish to eradicate this image and its creator from existence. I want to destroy anyone who has ever seen it, saving myself for last.

    Then... perhaps... the world will be saved from destruction.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:38 No.5905106
    >>5905085

    Yes. Whereas the other denizens of 4chan view Chris chan as a source of lulz, I can't help but feel pity for him. His main concern in life was not being lonely and finding a person to love. Is he dead yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:38 No.5905108
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    >>5905073

    Don't you dare talk about Omega Strongtan like that.

    She is a toho, not a furry creature.

    This is her sister.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:38 No.5905109
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    >>5904792
    Missed a couple of things on this one.
    >> LawfulNice !tGTXNZuKLM 09/18/09(Fri)00:39 No.5905110
    >>5905058
    Goddamn. God. Damn.

    I have no words to say.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:39 No.5905111
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    >>5905085
    He has demonstrated himself to be completely apathetic of other human beings. The apparent loneliness is just his petty desire for attention.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:39 No.5905118
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    >>5905108

    Not to be outdone by her little sister, she raised her powerlevel a bit.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:40 No.5905123
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    >>5904771

    I EVEN HATE THE FACT THAT THE BOTTOM LEFT CARICATURE IS "LOL U MAD?" FUCK THIS PICTURE, FUCK WHOEVER DREW IT, AND FUCK YOU FOR POSTING IT.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:40 No.5905124
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    >>5905118

    Sometimes their mother stops their little feuds (as they happen to destroy poor innocent 3 dimensional universes).
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:41 No.5905125
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    The last of the infuriatingly retarded ponies.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:41 No.5905136
    >>5905088
    >Crossover of final fantasy, my little pony, FMA

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)00:41 No.5905138
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    rolled 6, 2, 5 = 13

    I understand now. If you could concentrate all of the DERP and RAGE into a single thread...

    /b/ would cease to exist.
    >> Rent-a-Chan 09/18/09(Fri)00:42 No.5905145
    >>5905073

    Holy shit, is the new Touhou out?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:42 No.5905147
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:42 No.5905150
    >>5904956
    I looked
    I raged
    I looked
    I raged again
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:42 No.5905151
    >>5905138
    Don't do it man! Its far too dangerous! No plasma buffer could contain that much rage, no matter how hard it was pushed!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:43 No.5905153
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    >>5905138

    Either that or create a chain reaction that causes its size to triple every few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:43 No.5905154
    >>5905138
    Either that or we'll find some way to fold space & time and puncture it like a needle with the diamondlike compression of our elemental hatred, thus facilitating interplanetary travel.

    Where we're going, RAGE is the only shade you'll see.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:43 No.5905156
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:44 No.5905161
    >>5905111
    Who the fuck is he? I don't pay attention to who /b/ is torturing.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:44 No.5905163
    >>5905073
    Nice joke, bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:44 No.5905165
    I seriously just shit my pants IRL. fuck you OP FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:45 No.5905169
    >>5904956

    God, every time I look at it, i just get a little more pissed off. If i ever saw somthing that looked like that walking in the real world, I would either punch it in the face or fail my san check and my head would explode or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:45 No.5905171
    i wonder what a "roleplaying" session with these sort of characters is like
    i'm picturing little kids playing cowboys in the schoolyard
    NUH UH I SHOT YOU
    NO YOU MISSED AND NOW I SHOT YOU
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)00:45 No.5905173
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    rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10

    >>5905154
    We have unlocked the myster of FTL? WE COMMAND THE WARP?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:45 No.5905178
    >>5905165
    You might want to get that checked out, guv. The only reason you should be shitting yourself in RAGE is if your adrenaline just kicked into life-threatened mode.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:46 No.5905181
    >>5905173
    Yes. No guarantees we won't all be converts of Slaanesh once we come out the other side, though.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)00:46 No.5905183
    >>5904718

    3/10. Annoying source with character rammed in, badly drawn but not badly designed. Well within reason

    >>5904771

    0.5/10. Character's personality perfectly in-keeping with 16 year old girl. Reasonably well-drawn, fits in existing fluff, doesn't ram itself into the story, powers within reason. Actually an acceptable character given the world it's for. The only reason it's on the ragedar is because it's a 'hedgecat', when in fact just calling it a fucking cat would have sufficed.

    >>5904792

    3/10. Fully-functional self-insert, no wish fulfilment. Shittily drawn and blatantly copied are the only poinscorers here.

    >>5904805

    5/10. And here the real stuff starts. Biology insane but not markedly so, colouration preposterous, perverse symbols everywhere and those ridiculous rainbow question marks. No character bio, fortunately for all involved.

    >>5904838

    8/10. High-class material. Shittily drawn, blatantly out of proportion with everything, only vaguest resembalnce to what character woudl actually look like in-system. Completely at odds with everything ever to be known about the world it's been blasted into. Seemingly an attempt by the creator to ram their preexisting self-insertion character into something they saw once that looked cool, however, presence of aged statblock demonstrates knowledge of system. No excuses, no redeeming features. Lack of insane bio and preposterous colours only salvation.
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)00:47 No.5905192
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    rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10

    >>5905181
    Well...
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:47 No.5905193
    Someone post the rage compilation.

    You know the one.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:47 No.5905194
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    >>5905161
    ED is a very bad source as to who this person is but the official wiki has so much downtime, I have to show this. Just take everything there with a grain of salt and consult the real wiki
    >http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Main_Page

    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cwc
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:47 No.5905195
    >>5905173
    If my calculations are correct, we'll go faster than the speed of li-.. No, faster than the speed of plaid. Gentlemen I do believe we have discovered a new type of speed.. RAGE SPEED.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:48 No.5905207
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:49 No.5905211
    My eyes........
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:49 No.5905221
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    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)00:50 No.5905228
    >>5904857

    6.5/10. Oh dear. Artistic talent gone to waste never helps. Design relatively sane, few markings, colours mostly within reason outside of head region and some excusably clear visual reference to human form. Bio offensive, clearly attempt by creator to blend personal attributes possessed with personal attributes desired. Lack of offensive superpowers notable. Moderate grade.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:50 No.5905229
    this thread made me cry MANLY tears off rage
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:50 No.5905233
    >>5905156
    This succeeds in being horrifying. Imagine noticing a glow from the window next to your computer , you turn to look and see that thing leering at you.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:50 No.5905237
    Guys, stop getting angry at kids expressing themselves. I'm sure YOU did some pretty damn rage-worthy shit when you were 12. CHILL.

    Having said that, I'm lolling hard at >thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:51 No.5905239
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:51 No.5905245
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:51 No.5905247
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    >>5905018

    Cheroki makes for a fantastic reaction face.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:52 No.5905249
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:52 No.5905252
    >>5905237
    I just drew women in cowboy hats and boots with HUUUGE tits
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:52 No.5905253
    >>5905247
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:52 No.5905254
    >>5905237
    You know, I would be, at first inclined to agree.. But, then, judging from some of these pictures, a good chuck of these are not drawn by kids, and most likely adults or some teenager with a hard-on for rainbows.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:53 No.5905257
    >>5905237

    I kept it locked up and never showed it to anybody.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:53 No.5905259
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    >> Rent-a-Chan 09/18/09(Fri)00:54 No.5905266
    >>5905249

    >3th Division
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:54 No.5905267
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:54 No.5905268
    >>5905237
    I've made sure that any compromising material has been destroyed.

    I wish I had enough faith in the internets left in me to claim most of this has been dashed off by retarded childrenfolk. Manchildren maybe, but not honest-to-God children who'd at least have some exemption for the crimes they are committing.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:54 No.5905269
    >>5905259
    Whelp, that did it! My soul just committed suicide.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:55 No.5905277
    >>5905267
    >>5905259
    oh god fucking damn. its like if an 8 year old drew the fantasies of a 14 year old who was in a 30 year old body
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:55 No.5905282
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    >>5905259
    >>5905267
    I'm glad that where we're going, we won't need eyes to see. Because I am currently in the process of gouging them out.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:56 No.5905293
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:57 No.5905295
    SQUAD BROKEN!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:57 No.5905302
    >>5905267
    >>5905259
    MY FACE CONTORS WITH THE FURY AND CONFUSION THESE PICTURES INSPIRE
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)00:59 No.5905314
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    rolled 3, 1, 3 = 7

    >>5905267
    THIS CANNOT BE
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:59 No.5905318
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:59 No.5905319
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    >>5904855
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:59 No.5905325
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    I fucking made an animated gif to show how I feel about all of this bullshit
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:59 No.5905327
    >>5905229
    Be honest, with yourself at least if not with us.
    Those are bitch-tears.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)00:59 No.5905329
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    Best goddamn thread in a long time.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:00 No.5905336
    >>5904887

    8.5/10. Disgusting design, offense to biology, though not Old One levels of physiological madness. Colouration egregious, markings unacceptable. Use of needlessly dramatic colour names demonstrates vast artistic compensation attempts. Sparkles, footprints unredeemable. Lack of bio only redeeming feature. Inclusion of trademark and implication that any entity would consider using such design in any way personally offensive to reviewer.

    >>5904903

    9/10. Worse biology, perverse design, unpleasant markings and colouration. Sparkles and colour-change wings, eyes unacceptable. Specieation unforgivable. Mediocre talent offers no score shift. Extreme OCDNS warning personally offensive to reviewer. Bio appalling. Atrocious material.

    >>5904916

    10/10. Sapphirus is sufficient information to work on. This creation is responsible for determining the high endpoint of the ragedar. It is difficult to create something considered pants-on-head retarded by other sparkledoggers, but it has been done spectacularly. It is impressive that a sapient human can create something this bad whilst trying, and it would be a marked accomplishment were it not an offense to any person who at any stage of their lives attempted to create something worthwhile.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:00 No.5905337
    >>5905267
    Why does he have a pikachu tail and why is one of her boobs square like a pectoral?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:01 No.5905339
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    I honestly can't rage at this kind of stuff anymore.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:01 No.5905343
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:01 No.5905347
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:01 No.5905349
    >>5905319
    This is why you keep your rad meds handy, kids. So you don't turn into some nightmare-fueled abomination.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:02 No.5905357
    http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/lig/

    LET THERE BE RAGE AT THE SHEER HURPADERP.

    Not posting pictures because no fucking way im gonna save that shit on my PC.
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:02 No.5905365
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    rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12

    >>5905339
    Not to worry, brother. We will pick up the slack.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:03 No.5905378
    What I don't get: why include the color palette? These people are universally incapable of proper shading, so there's no difficulty at all just sampling the image itself.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:03 No.5905379
    I want the creators of these abominations to not exist.

    I want my memory erased as well.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:04 No.5905384
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    This is the last image in my folder. I might be able to find more.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:05 No.5905391
    >>5905379
    You cannot unsee, or unthink it. And scary part is, the creators are probably churning out more of these by the moment.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:05 No.5905393
    >>5905384
    Would make a good spengbab. Is that still a meme?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:05 No.5905395
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:05 No.5905400
    >>5905391
    IT'S LIKE A CTHULHU FACTORY.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:06 No.5905407
    >>5905347
    I'm... startlingly okay with this particular pic. I guess the art just isn't eye-splatting poor. Basically, just a Gamma-World character I guess...
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:06 No.5905411
    >>5905379
    And people wonder how Mindwiped characters come about in Dark Heresy.

    This is it, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:08 No.5905428
    >>5905400
    Cthulu? HA! These are what haunts the elder god's nightmares. Cthulu WISHES he could inspire the amount of insanity and rage that these pictures do.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:08 No.5905436
    >>5905337
    Because the character is suppossed to be a sonic/pikachu crossover, and because chris-chan draws like a seven year old.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:09 No.5905448
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    Am I doin' it right?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:09 No.5905453
    >>5905267
    THANK YOU GOD

    THANK YOU GOD
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:10 No.5905455
    OP here

    What's awesome about these sparkledogs is that they are already horrifying on some maddening level. It would only take a little bit of extrapolation to end up with a setting that would be like if Lovecraft was four times as crazy and was on acid and crack.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:10 No.5905457
    I believe the internet and the warp to be, in fact, the same thing. Both are made up of the collective conscience of all sentient beings who are connected to it. Both have their uses and their perils. Staring too deep into either begets madness.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:10 No.5905459
    >>5905453
    JULIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:10 No.5905465
    All this horrible art doesn't make me rage, with the few exceptions that do actually make me jump a bit. I actually feel good about myself compared to all the people who turn out this shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:10 No.5905468
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:10 No.5905469
    >>5905453
    NO.

    FUCK YOU, GOD.

    YOU ALLOWED THIS TO EXIST.

    I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND COME UP THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:11 No.5905473
    >>5905455
    You are a bad man OP.. A very bad man!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:11 No.5905475
    >>5905455
    Oh god, you made me fucking see it.

    LOVECRAFT WAS THE ORIGINAL SPARKLEDOGGER. All these other faggots are channeling the some demons he did, but failing at it.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:11 No.5905483
    >>5904805
    Not bad, after all, appearances don't bother me-

    >>5904916
    FFFFFF DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN I'M A GODDESS BUT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND SHIT

    Fuckin' mary sues.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:12 No.5905490
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    >>5905469
    So this, then.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:12 No.5905492
    >>5904932

    9/10. Low artistic talent reduces score. Egregious sparkledogging. Atrocious colour palette, sparkles in every possible instance, changing colour in every possible instance. Blatant power stupidity worsens situation considerably. Atrocious.

    >>5904956

    10/10. Attempts by author to rein in sparkledog stupidity worsen effect. Clearly old enough to know better. Potentially worse design here due to deliberate attempts to keep simple implying artistic knowledge if not talent. Lack of extended bio only redeeming feature. Worth yof utmost contempt. Almost competition for Sapphirus's position.

    >>5904962

    Attempts to review character rendered impossible due to distraction proffered by amusingly-misshapen head.

    >>5904980

    7/10. Tragically close to sensible sparkledoggerel until failure point reached, insofar as such is possible. Design not horrendous, patching unacceptable, bandages enraging. Attempts to explain not sufficient. Bio not offensive, powers irksome at most. Bad, not terrible.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:12 No.5905493
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    My Cynder/Unicorn/Vampire original character. Note how sparkly she is. Murrr
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:12 No.5905497
    >>5905475
    The entire internet is a communication hub for Lovecrafthian cults.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:13 No.5905499
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    >>5905088
    >pony full metal alchemist
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:13 No.5905501
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    Strangers, Strangers...

    I have all the Cyanide pills you need. Only 1000 Pesetas apiece.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:14 No.5905517
    >>5905501
    I'll take thirty
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:14 No.5905519
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    This reminds me of my favorite /tg/-spawned experience.

    A new group I joined confided in me that they no longer talk to one of their old players because every week, they'd learn something more deviant about him. It started with "two girlfriends," continued through "a boyfriend too and they're all living together," and finally culminated at "commissions gay furry porn" before they stopped inviting him.

    Hearing their story, the only thing I could think was how tame that was compared to the things I've seen here on 4chan, and I spent the rest of the conversation trying not to despoil their naivety about it. I didn't say "shitting dick nipples" even ONCE.

    So what I'm trying to say, /tg/, is thank you for opening my eyes to things than cannot be unseen. I hope you die under a mountain of cocks for it, but it makes even the weirdest real world shit seem... normal.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:15 No.5905528
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    >>5905490
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:15 No.5905530
    >>5904771
    pretty good drawing actually
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:15 No.5905531
    >>5905497
    So THATs where LemonParty came from.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:16 No.5905536
    >>5905006

    5/10. Artistic talent worsens situation dramatically. Sensible biology disregarding tail and sane colouration very close to acceptable. Tails preposterous. Character traits blatantly author imports. Least preposterous sparkledog seen by reviewer in some time.

    >>5905018
    >>5905031
    >>5905044
    >>5905053
    >>5905076
    >>5905088

    DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:16 No.5905537
    >>5905530
    I noticed that.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:16 No.5905541
    >>5905493
    >Hurrrrrrr
    Fixed.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:16 No.5905543
    >>5905519
    Oh god, I know right? This desensitization is just utterly fantastic!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:17 No.5905552
    >>5905536
    DO IT GODDAMN YOU

    DO IT UNTIL YOU END YOURSELF IN SCREAMING TEARING WEEPING AGONY
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:17 No.5905557
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:18 No.5905564
    >>5905457
    What about us who knowingly seek out this madness? Does some form of super sanity exist on the other side? Or do we become gibbering wrecks alienated from the world in which we dwell?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:19 No.5905571
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:19 No.5905576
    Oh fuck shit fuck, can't stop laughing. Oh christ.
    >> LawfulNice !tGTXNZuKLM 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905582
    >>5905536
    YOU MUST REVIEW THEM.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905584
    >>5905564
    Nothing exists...

    Nothing exists but pain...
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905586
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    >>5905325

    I DIDN'T THINK I HAD ENOUGH RAGE IN THIS ANIMATION, SO NEW AND IMPROVED PIC RELATED WITH MORE RAGE
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905588
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905589
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    >>5905571
    This HAS got to be a joke.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905590
    >>5905517
    Is that all, Stranger?

    Heh hehe heh. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905595
    >>5905519
    Right.

    I remember years ago back when I first came to 4chan someone posted an extremely graphic guro/scat/self mutilation manga. I was fucking traumatized. After that, nothing bothers me anymore.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:20 No.5905600
    >>5905073

    Simply unacceptable. Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. Specific mention of gokuverine necessitates letterbombing campaign.

    >>5905108

    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. John, this is neither interesting nor amusing.

    >>5905118

    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. I mean it, John.

    >>5905124

    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. Letterbombing campaign extended to include poster.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:21 No.5905603
    >sparkledoggers
    What the fucking shit.
    Is this a another name for furries or some shit?
    Also, I fucking hate all of you.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:21 No.5905606
    >>5905564
    That's the grand question of everybody who rolls dice at the table of Chaos, good sir. WILL YOU END A DAEMON OR A SPAWN.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:21 No.5905608
    >>5905571
    BERSERKING, CHAMPING, BOILING RAGE

    SO MUCH RAGE

    SO MUCH

    SOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCH
    SOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCH
    SOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCH
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:21 No.5905613
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    rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6

    >>5905457
    You made me think about who that makes psykers.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:22 No.5905617
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    This thread is far more rage-inducing than the rage thread earlier.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:22 No.5905624
    >>5905613
    ...

    FUCK

    NOW I SEE IT TOO
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:22 No.5905627
    >>5905603

    Worse than furries. They draw these obscenely overdone creatures, that are normally sparkly, and normally canine in nature.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:23 No.5905634
    >>5905613
    so we, are the psychers?
    >> LawfulNice !tGTXNZuKLM 09/18/09(Fri)01:23 No.5905638
    >>5905603
    Let me just put it in perspective for you. Sparkledoggers are to furries like furries are to normal human beings. At minimum. They're often worse.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:23 No.5905641
    >>5905627
    >worse than furries
    >worse than furries
    >worse than -furries-

    Fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, the great war may end.

    The furries need not be purged.

    For we have found a more deserving target.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:24 No.5905646
    >>5905634
    NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE PSYKERS.
    And then John was a /b/tard.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:24 No.5905651
    >>5905641
    Not so much; most of them are also furries.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:24 No.5905653
    >>5905641
    The Long War never ends. We've just got an extended target list now, that's all.
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:24 No.5905654
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    rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6

    >>5905634
    You forgot to say No, John.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:24 No.5905655
    >>5905646
    /b/tards are those who failed their perils of the warp role
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:24 No.5905656
    >>5905641
    >>5905638
    Spread the word.

    This war is over.

    But an even larger one looms over the horizon...
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:25 No.5905660
    >>5905378
    Probably for Furcadia
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:25 No.5905661
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    Where is the perils of the warp chart? I think we all need to roll. Right now.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:25 No.5905663
    >>5905627
    >They draw these obscenely overdone creatures, that are normally sparkly, and normally canine in nature.

    I thought that was furries?
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:25 No.5905664
    rolled 4, 2, 3 = 9

    >>5905646
    Dammit. Beat me by an Internet.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:26 No.5905670
    >>5905641
    Furries also need to die. These guys just need it more.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:26 No.5905672
    All sparkledogs are furries.

    Not all furries are sparkledogs.

    If we narrow it down, we're at least ensuring that every target deserves it. Some furries are alright, but sparkledogs must not exist at all.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:26 No.5905677
    /b/lasphemers and /d/arkeldar
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:26 No.5905678
    >>5905663

    Furries still tend to be more humanoid whereas the sparkledoggers tend to be almost entirely canine, what with the whole walking on 4 legs and what not.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:26 No.5905682
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    >>5904771
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:27 No.5905684
    >>5905661
    we are on 4chan, we failed the roll years ago.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:27 No.5905689
    >>5905663
    They're the furry's furries.

    Let me put it this way.

    For furries, you take a redwall book, and replace all feasts with scenes from Harlequin Romances.

    For Sparkledogs, you take Twilight, and replace vampires with wolves.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:27 No.5905690
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    I found another folder!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905696
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    >>5905672
    >Some furries are alright

    Furfag detected.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905697
    >>5905641
    Nnnnno, we're still gonna be purging the furries.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905698
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>5905661
    First we must all determine how many Insanity points this thread has scored us. Assuming that we've all got roughly 40 WP - above human average due to some experience with the nightmarish horrors that lurk the Interwarpwebs - let's go. Very Hard WP check, so you had best score less than 10 on 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905704
    >>5905661

    This. Everyone in this thread roll now.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905706
    >>5905690
    Yeah but that picture was made with the intent of mocking those that draw these pictures in seriousness so it's okay.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905708
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905710
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    >>5905641
    >>5905656
    >>5905672

    No, faggots. There is no forgivable amount of heresy. A little heresy is still heresy, and must be purged before your association becomes a taint.
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:28 No.5905713
    rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9

    >>5905690
    Why.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:29 No.5905716
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    >>5905684

    Rolling on it period is failing. However, the sheer amount of psychic backlash going on now requires another roll. To see if we merely do somthing simple like scare all the animals within 50 yards... or somthing more sinister, like becoming a deamon host.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:29 No.5905721
    >>5905147

    9/10. Artistic talent markedly worsens situation. Plain design close to acceptable until one notices specieation. No. Just FUCKING no. Mention of Nymph heritage for no reason needlessly idiotic. Bio unforgivable. Visibly made by adult who knows better than to extrude wish fulfilment nonsense in presence of others. Atrocious.

    >>5905156

    9.5/10. It is intimidating to believe that a fellow human once considered this colour scheme to be worth not just existing but worthy of the time to create it. Biology close to as bad as dogbirdnymph above. Colouration worse seen, exceeding Sapphirus standards of stupidity and seizure-inducement. Powertripping bio unacceptable. Only redeeming feature utility value of character for fueling rave parties.

    >>5905239

    9/10. Worst design seen thus far. Simple colouration not nearly sufficient for redemption. Lack of bio and powers fortunately reduces below Sapphirus standard.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:29 No.5905725
    >>5905557
    I'm reminded of that one dude from Togainu no Chi who was basically blinded then mindraped until he thought he was a dog.

    Creepy stuff.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:29 No.5905726
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    You know, making a tabletop game with all of these characters would be awesome. Perhaps even a roguelike.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:30 No.5905740
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>5905698
    So I just failed my Shock test by eight degrees. Awesome. Let's see what that gets me on the Shock table.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:30 No.5905741
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>5905698
    My mind feels a great pain!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:31 No.5905750
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>5905698
    internets give me strength
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:31 No.5905751
    Is there any way a psyker can have his soul burned away so that he is a null?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:31 No.5905755
    >>5905740
    So, it would seem I just scored 165 points, which means "The character's mind snaps and he becomes catatonic for 1d5 hours and may not be roused. The character gains 1d10 insanity points."
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:32 No.5905766
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:32 No.5905768
    rolled 86 = 86

    Alright. Let's do this.

    COME ON
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:32 No.5905769
    rolled 79 = 79

    Anyone actually have the table handy?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:32 No.5905773
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>5905755
    Fucking dice failure.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:33 No.5905778
    >>5905768
    Someone post the chart, please.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:33 No.5905784
    >>5905391

    The creators spend YEARS honing each of these. They probably spend 80% or more of their waking thought obsessing over these things.

    Seriously guys, seriously.

    >>5905336

    DO NOT BADLY JUDGE......... OR FALSELY ACCUSE...... SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:33 No.5905787
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    >>5905696

    Holy shit, it's my bizzaro twin.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:34 No.5905790
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    I would buy a tactical RPG with these characters in a heartbeat. It would be like a sick mix of Cthulhu mythos, alice in wonderland, pokemon, and donnie darko.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:34 No.5905799
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    rolled 66 = 66

    >>5905726
    You.

    You there.

    Stop talking.

    >>5905710
    SAVED LIKE HOKUTO NO KEN IN A POWERFIST

    >>5905698
    Rolling.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:34 No.5905801
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    Have some rage /tg/
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:34 No.5905802
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:35 No.5905806
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>5905698
    I'm already insane what can go wrong?
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:35 No.5905808
    >>5905259
    >>5905267

    This, gentlemen, is why we can't have nice things.

    >>5905293

    10/10. Sets new standards in atrocious visuals. Ridiculous design plus worst colouration not only ever seen but likely possible. Lack of bio no impediment to maximum rage; name is sufficient. Sapphirus-standard.

    >>5905318

    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

    >>5905319

    No significant problems detected. Character design furry, not of note in game notably full of mutation with little logic behind it. Author had sense to restrict furry-imports to sensible locations. Visuals aside, character acceptable, albeit brief. Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:36 No.5905821
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    >>5905799
    I already whipped up a RL engine in C, I might as well continue.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:36 No.5905825
    >>5905806
    You become like the Joker?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:36 No.5905826
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    rolled 32 = 32

    Whelp here I go.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:36 No.5905830
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>5905801
    For some reason, the idea of Obama as a druid amuses me.

    Rolling.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:37 No.5905844
    >>5905825
    Well fuck, do I at least get to fight someone dressed up as a bat?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:37 No.5905848
    Hey >>5905808

    REVIEW THESE
    >>5905259
    >>5905267
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:37 No.5905851
    Re: Panovich image posted earlier.

    THIS IS AN OBVIOUS DELIBERATE TROLL. Greg is the kind of person to do something like that JUST to piss off all the butthurt fanboys. If you fell for it, you're an idiot.

    Also why are you getting so upset about something violating canon in 40K? It's fucking 40K. Just think about that.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:38 No.5905853
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    SHOCK TABLE.

    Different file this time because old one was lolpng.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:38 No.5905854
    >>5905820

    That's not perils of the warp...

    Still awesome though.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:38 No.5905857
    >>5905656
    May the horns of war sound, as Space Marine, Ork, Tau, Necron, Tyranid, Eldar, Human, Elf, Dwarf, Shaggoth, and the warp itself form an alliance to destroy this new threat.. May the universe tremble under the mighty treads of the universal war machine that we bring to bare against this monolithic foe. This war shall not be an easy one. Many a good fa/tg/uy and ca/tg/irl will perish in the impending war, their minds broken by the utter insanity of these creations of doom. But we must press on. We must succeed for failure to do so will bring about the end of us all. In the past we may of fought in countless wars.. But today, we stand united and prepared to destroy this menace... THOSE WHO FIGHT WITH ME SHALL BE MY BROTHER! AFTER WE SUCCEED, WE SHALL FEAST ON THE FLESH OF OUR SLAIN FOE, NOT AS CONVENIENT ALLIES, BUT AS BROTHERS!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:38 No.5905860
    how can these people be like this? Even when I imagined this crap in my head as a kid I wasn't like that. If I ever imagined myself in harry potter I would just be an average kid who would be like "damn that harry potter he has all the fun" then go on living a normal wizardy life
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:38 No.5905861
    >>5905851
    PS. Otherkin are dumb.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:38 No.5905862
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    >>5905766
    Sonic/pikachu/powerpuff/KingdomHearts/wigger! It's so horrible, it's beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:38 No.5905863
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    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:39 No.5905866
    >>5904718
    oh cmon you assholes, this isn't that bad, its likely some little girl just wanted to be a hero based on her favorite character rather than a sit around do nothing mcguffin, this thread needs some muscle girls to drown out the misogyny stat.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:39 No.5905874
    >>5905799
    Basic What the Fuck. Eh, not so bad.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:40 No.5905884
    >>5905866
    NO

    that artwork is shit and whoever drew it is shit
    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 09/18/09(Fri)01:41 No.5905885
    I can't get upset at these; I always just end up laughing.

    Maybe it's because I say what they are in a rather absurd voice -- makes me giggle.

    VAMPIRE WOLF VAMPIRE

    DOG SCORPION GOAT

    -- or maybe I'm just simple.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:41 No.5905887
    >>5905519
    The first and only thing that I could think of when I saw this was that Korn song, "My cock is much bigger than yours! My cock can walk right through the door! With a feeling so pure!"
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:41 No.5905889
    I know I am asking ALOT of your /tg/, could someone go through the sparkledogs that have listed proportions and see how close the creators get?


    Has anyone else noticed that they are all SHY!?!!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:41 No.5905890
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    >>5905854
    That comes next.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:42 No.5905896
    I'm saving this whole fucking topic for future raging and loling
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:42 No.5905898
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    >>5905890
    And now the second part for the particularly unlucky amongst us.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:42 No.5905899
    >>5905696
    I love how the fat girl/guy is holding the bag over her face. Might be a bit loopy hanging out around a dude like that, but even they don't want to be immortalized with that furfag.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:42 No.5905900
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>5905853
    Shock me, baby.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:42 No.5905908
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    is this win?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:43 No.5905916
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>5905890
    So! Time to see how THE WARP OVERTAKES ME. Already scored 8 insanity points; let's see what we can heap on the pile.
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:43 No.5905919
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>5905889
    STOP. THINKING. ABOUT. IT.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:43 No.5905920
    >>5905493

    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

    >>5905557

    7/10. Design very close to sane, until self-glorifying injuries everywhere. Friends do not let friends make vampire wolves. Spelling acceptable due to clear foreign origins. human form design stupid. Single-wing stupid.

    >>5905571


    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

    >>5905690

    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

    >>5905708

    Rank not awarded due to lack of musicdoggers in database. Compilation of comparative sources required.

    >>5905766

    Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

    If you are going to post stupid nonsense at least let it be by people who FUCKING WELL SHOULD KNOW BETTER THOSE FUCKHEADS.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:43 No.5905921
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    >>5905863
    >>5905874
    Dear god, I just opened a hole into the Warp.
    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 09/18/09(Fri)01:44 No.5905923
    >>5905908

    It needs a third, equally unrelated animal in there.

    LOBSTER WOLF BAT

    or

    WOLF DRAGON CRUSTACEAN
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:44 No.5905931
    >>5905863
    ALSO FFFFF THAT BITCH RUINED TREASURE PLANET FOR ME
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:45 No.5905938
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>5905919
    1 Insanity point gained. Rolling for peril...
    >> Subprocessor 616 09/18/09(Fri)01:45 No.5905950
    rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12

    >>5905938
    Tingly.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:46 No.5905957
    rolled 3, 9, 5, 4, 7, 10 = 38

    >>5905916
    I have apparently made a bunch of winds pick up within 6d10m of me. Somehow this feels deeply dissatisfying.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:46 No.5905965
    >>5905900
    Wow, I got away easy. I guess, I'll keep reading this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:47 No.5905966
    rolled 48, 88, 64 = 200

    >>5905853
    >>5905890
    >>5905898

    emperor give me strength
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:48 No.5905981
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    >>5905908

    Fuck those eyes are seriously frightening
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:48 No.5905982
    >>5905966
    Great work, faggot. You just summoned a fucking Daemonette due to all the goddamn DEPRAVED DEVIANCE in this thread.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:48 No.5905986
    >>5905863

    8/10. So very close to just fine. And then, the bio. Unforgivable, that a human character within the realm of sanity can earn a sparkledog's score purely through such execrable powertripping.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:48 No.5905987
    I don't know what the fuck I should do. It feels like watching the benny hill music over a tranwreck or seeing a clown throw a pie in front of the holocaust. I don't know whether to laugh, rage, laugh because I'm raging so hard, or rage that I want to laugh at these.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:49 No.5905998
    >>5905966
    You've ruined existence for the rest of us.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:50 No.5906018
    ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:51 No.5906023
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    Hey faggots, here's my fursona.

    He's a goddamn mooster. He doesn't have a name or tragic background because he's a fucking animal and ate the last person who tried to give him one.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:51 No.5906026
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    >>5905982
    It's not a particularly sexy daemonette, either.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:52 No.5906031
    >>5905863

    Oh god, Disney fan.

    She should know better! She's old enough to know about Song of the SOuth!
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 09/18/09(Fri)01:52 No.5906034
    >>5905987

    Do what I do. Take it apart, analyse it. The physician must be objective. The physician allows no thoughts of horror to enter his mind at the sight of his patient.

    And take solace, for the fact that this thread hit autosage so early is convincing proof that God exists and is merciful.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:52 No.5906038
    >>5906023

    MORE OF THIS TO COUNTER THE FAIL PLEASE
    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 09/18/09(Fri)01:53 No.5906051
    >>5906023

    Good sir, pray tell what this magnificent game is where an eloquent gentleman might combine lobster and moose.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:53 No.5906054
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    Hi, I'm Senmurv, and I'm a sparkledog. I TAP on the CRUISE CONTROL to emphasize IMPORTANT MINUTIAE (I am very picky about this).

    Also, I give PAINSTAKING DETAIL about how to properly draw and represent my beloved creation so that you don't do it wrong, but passive-aggressively threaten viewers if they copy MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY.

    I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME AND LET ME HATE YOU FOR IT, ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:54 No.5906058
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    >>thread
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:54 No.5906064
    >>5905982
    It could have been worse.

    He could have summoned a FURRY DAEMONETTE.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:55 No.5906071
    I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:56 No.5906078
    rolled 10, 9, 2 = 21

    >>5905998
    >>5905982
    FUCK YOU ITS NOT WITHIN THIS MANY METERS OF YOU
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:56 No.5906082
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>5906064
    In this thread? Probably is.

    Okay so I've never played this game before, someone tell me how to calculate just how fucked I am.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:57 No.5906093
    >>5906051
    Impossible creatures
    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 09/18/09(Fri)01:58 No.5906103
    >>5906093

    Thank ye kindly.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:58 No.5906105
    >>5906034
    You, sir, are the best part of this thread. You take it from merely funny as fuck to SCIENTIFIC and funny as fuck. I salute you.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:58 No.5906109
    >>5906082
    Alright, hit >>5905890, then hit >>5905898.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:59 No.5906111
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    >>5906051
    Impossible Creatures, dear chap. A game with millions of theoretically possible creature hybrids, but only about a dozen that are actually any good.

    Also a fantastically dieselpunk singleplayer.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)01:59 No.5906118
    >>5906082
    You just failed your Shock test by 5 degrees, so roll on >>5905853 and add +50 to the result.

    Then roll 1d100 on >>5905890 .
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:01 No.5906137
    rolled 71, 6 = 77

    >>5906118
    I love learning new game systems.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:01 No.5906138
    It makes me sad that this tread is slipping back in the pages. All must see its majesty!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:02 No.5906146
    I really want somebody to archive this. I haven't laughed this hard in months.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:02 No.5906148
    >>5906138
    It's on autosage, sir.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:03 No.5906151
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO this thread can't die!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:03 No.5906156
    >>5906148
    Damn fucking shame
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:03 No.5906159
    >>5906137
    For your Shock test!

    121 - "Totally overcome, the character screams and vomits uncontrollably for 1d5 rounds. During this time he is helpless, may do nothing and drops anything he is holding. Afterwards, at the end of the encounter, the character may only take a Half Action each turn until he can rest. The character gains 1d5 insanity points."

    As for your Perils test!
    6 - "Ethereal Stench: The air around the Psyker fills with a faint smell, which can either be pleasant or noxious."
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:04 No.5906161
    >>5906146
    Done.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:08 No.5906203
    >>5906159
    gee, after all that vomiting, why am I not surprised the air smells?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:09 No.5906217
    If I had the time and talent I would so do an ironic sparkledog write-up of any named 40K SPESS MUHREEN and his mary-sue faggot bio, while pointing out the horrible details and color-schemes that must be adhered to while painting or converting him.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:10 No.5906221
    >>5906217
    You realize at some point it stops being ironic, right?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:10 No.5906223
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    >>5904718
    lets make our own!
    >> No Man 09/18/09(Fri)02:13 No.5906253
    rolled 29 = 29

    What about the perils of the warp table?
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:13 No.5906259
    >>5906253

    >>5905890
    >>5905898
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:14 No.5906265
    >>5906159
    SPACE FARTS!

    yes, I know, I'm a horrible person.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:17 No.5906293
    I can hear my flesh rotting, I can taste the wasted time howcannewworlddestroyviolatemurderfreemustacheride401kwaslflagljdsfdhonvvnndskfjhghqqwwwqqwwkdsndska
    lnvo;ernoq;ngvu;omapiubuifrgyufv nerbgynpyugvbyrvsdygbyvkh
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:19 No.5906323
    >>5906148

    NATURE RESTORES HER BALANCE, IT MUST DIE A SWIFT DEATH.
    >> No Man 09/18/09(Fri)02:20 No.5906334
    rolled 84, 82 = 166

    >>5906253

    'k, rolling on the shock table and the Perils table.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:21 No.5906339
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    >>5905889
    The all also "hate to be told what to do, and won't do it, even if it's good for them."

    I've read that... what? 3 times, at least?

    Apparently "grow up & move out of the house" is probably one of these.
    >> No Man 09/18/09(Fri)02:23 No.5906363
    >>5906334

    Oh look, I asploded.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:25 No.5906396
    >>5906293
    Free moustache ride?!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:31 No.5906472
    Use my post as my shock roll, can't noko and dice since it's on auto-sage!
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)02:47 No.5906630
    >>5906472
    You could roll and then hit the back button, you know.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/09(Fri)04:02 No.5907309
    >>5905708
    I'm just loooking at thumbnail...

    But is it dropping fleas off its tail?

    I won't open the pic to confirm...



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