>>5904771
>hedgecat

>>5904775
Alice as a Vault Dweller?

I can't save anything like this on my computer.

I just can't.

>>5904805
THE FUCK?

KILL IT. FUCKING KILL IT.

>>5904856
Same boat. I want to...but I can't bring myself to do it.

>>5904838
A red Ultramarine female furry space marine.

Goddamnit, internet.

>>5904838
It...it's statted Rogue Trader style.

Jesus Christ, guys. That means it isn't just some retarded child. THIS IS SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY HAS SOME OLDSCHOOL CHOPS.

>>5904888
I'm actually raging so hard, I'm shaking uncontrollably. Like Micheal J Fox, but it eventually goes away.

>>5904838
Holy shit, furfag is using the old stat block.

These actually make me queezy.

Good lord.

Jesus fuck, furries need to learn about something called a limited palette.

I'd be raging uncontrollably, but my first batch of gingersnap cookies just came out of the oven, so temporarily I am mellow.

Still got nail marks in my palm from fist-clenching of fury, though.

I actually feel sick to my stomach.

10/10, OP. Would easily rage again.

These all have to be Ironic, or at least drawn by sixth graders, don't they?

>>5904901
>>5904910
RTstatterrormind. Sorta.

obligatory

>>5904962
No way man, he's awesome. He's the only time I ever saw the /a/rtfags rouse themselves to activity.

>>5904953
Ironic? Never.

Sixth-graders? If we're lucky.

>>5904972
I seriously doubt a sixth grader is familiar with RT-era stat blocks.

>>5904962
I completely forgot about him! He's going into the compilation for sure.

>>5904903
>Odd eyed

It's called complete heterochromia iridis you worm.

>>5904771

Well, aside from a few problems with this one (Sonic fan character, good god). The art... isn't exactly bad.

Funny animals is not furry, right?

>>5904929
It's not the furries. Even they dislike the sparkledogs. The problem comes from people wanting to make their character unique and cool and stand out from the crowd, and deciding the best way to do that is another fifty colors and ten more wings. It wouldn't be so bad, but most furries won't crack down on things like that because they think they have to be accepting of other people, even though if they shunned crap like babyfurs and sparkledogs they'd be better people.

>>5904838
HERESY

>>5904916
im 12 and what is this

>>5904990
This is the cold horror of some furfags. Artistic potential, but pissed all over their hands in disgrace and infamy.

And now, for something completely different

>>5904996
The problem is they don't add enough wings or color. If they punched it up just a little bit more they would create something Tzeentchian or some Lovecraftian angel

>>5904956
oh good lord..

>>5905026
Throw in some mouths devouring themselves and ten thousand eyes constantly observing each other and I agree, we've got some motherfucking warpspawned horrors right there.

>>5905018
It's funny when little girls try to figure out how a male character would think

It's like some horrible car accident, I can't help but f5

>>5905046
It was written by a 25 year old man.

>>5904944 here.

Update: Goddamn these gingersnaps are delicious. To share some of my mellowness, have a Fatseal of Contentedness.

>>5905046
It's funny because it's done by Chris-Chan.

>>5905046

Dude, look at what its wearing around its neck.

>>5905058
...Now I've lost it.

>>5905053
That is just heartbreaking

>>5904956

This isn't even fair.

Don't forget about her!

>>5905053
A 25-year old man who is apparently obsessed with not being lonely and unloved.

My rage is rapidly turning into abject & overwhelming pity.

>>5905073
Alright, now THAT has to be a fake.

...Right?

...Right?!?

>>5904956
The best part is how shitty bargain barrel digital watches are being touted as if they were some mark of overwhelming style.

Why?! Why?! Oh god why?! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE! *sobs*

>>5904771

My rage is indescribable. I wish to eradicate this image and its creator from existence. I want to destroy anyone who has ever seen it, saving myself for last.

Then... perhaps... the world will be saved from destruction.

>>5905085

Yes. Whereas the other denizens of 4chan view Chris chan as a source of lulz, I can't help but feel pity for him. His main concern in life was not being lonely and finding a person to love. Is he dead yet?

>>5905073

Don't you dare talk about Omega Strongtan like that.

She is a toho, not a furry creature.

This is her sister.

>>5904792
Missed a couple of things on this one.

>>5905058
Goddamn. God. Damn.

I have no words to say.

>>5905085
He has demonstrated himself to be completely apathetic of other human beings. The apparent loneliness is just his petty desire for attention.

>>5905108

Not to be outdone by her little sister, she raised her powerlevel a bit.

>>5904771

I EVEN HATE THE FACT THAT THE BOTTOM LEFT CARICATURE IS "LOL U MAD?" FUCK THIS PICTURE, FUCK WHOEVER DREW IT, AND FUCK YOU FOR POSTING IT.

>>5905118

Sometimes their mother stops their little feuds (as they happen to destroy poor innocent 3 dimensional universes).

The last of the infuriatingly retarded ponies.

>>5905088
>Crossover of final fantasy, my little pony, FMA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

rolled 6, 2, 5 = 13

I understand now. If you could concentrate all of the DERP and RAGE into a single thread...

/b/ would cease to exist.

>>5905073

Holy shit, is the new Touhou out?

>>5904956
I looked
I raged
I looked
I raged again

>>5905138
Don't do it man! Its far too dangerous! No plasma buffer could contain that much rage, no matter how hard it was pushed!

>>5905138

Either that or create a chain reaction that causes its size to triple every few minutes.

>>5905138
Either that or we'll find some way to fold space & time and puncture it like a needle with the diamondlike compression of our elemental hatred, thus facilitating interplanetary travel.

Where we're going, RAGE is the only shade you'll see.

>>5905111
Who the fuck is he? I don't pay attention to who /b/ is torturing.

>>5905073
Nice joke, bro.

I seriously just shit my pants IRL. fuck you OP FUCK YOU

>>5904956

God, every time I look at it, i just get a little more pissed off. If i ever saw somthing that looked like that walking in the real world, I would either punch it in the face or fail my san check and my head would explode or some shit.

i wonder what a "roleplaying" session with these sort of characters is like
i'm picturing little kids playing cowboys in the schoolyard
NUH UH I SHOT YOU
NO YOU MISSED AND NOW I SHOT YOU

rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10

>>5905154
We have unlocked the myster of FTL? WE COMMAND THE WARP?

>>5905165
You might want to get that checked out, guv. The only reason you should be shitting yourself in RAGE is if your adrenaline just kicked into life-threatened mode.

>>5905173
Yes. No guarantees we won't all be converts of Slaanesh once we come out the other side, though.

>>5904718

3/10. Annoying source with character rammed in, badly drawn but not badly designed. Well within reason

>>5904771

0.5/10. Character's personality perfectly in-keeping with 16 year old girl. Reasonably well-drawn, fits in existing fluff, doesn't ram itself into the story, powers within reason. Actually an acceptable character given the world it's for. The only reason it's on the ragedar is because it's a 'hedgecat', when in fact just calling it a fucking cat would have sufficed.

>>5904792

3/10. Fully-functional self-insert, no wish fulfilment. Shittily drawn and blatantly copied are the only poinscorers here.

>>5904805

5/10. And here the real stuff starts. Biology insane but not markedly so, colouration preposterous, perverse symbols everywhere and those ridiculous rainbow question marks. No character bio, fortunately for all involved.

>>5904838

8/10. High-class material. Shittily drawn, blatantly out of proportion with everything, only vaguest resembalnce to what character woudl actually look like in-system. Completely at odds with everything ever to be known about the world it's been blasted into. Seemingly an attempt by the creator to ram their preexisting self-insertion character into something they saw once that looked cool, however, presence of aged statblock demonstrates knowledge of system. No excuses, no redeeming features. Lack of insane bio and preposterous colours only salvation.

rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10

>>5905181
Well...

Someone post the rage compilation.

You know the one.

>>5905161
ED is a very bad source as to who this person is but the official wiki has so much downtime, I have to show this. Just take everything there with a grain of salt and consult the real wiki
>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Main_Page

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cwc

>>5905173
If my calculations are correct, we'll go faster than the speed of li-.. No, faster than the speed of plaid. Gentlemen I do believe we have discovered a new type of speed.. RAGE SPEED.

My eyes........

>>5904857

6.5/10. Oh dear. Artistic talent gone to waste never helps. Design relatively sane, few markings, colours mostly within reason outside of head region and some excusably clear visual reference to human form. Bio offensive, clearly attempt by creator to blend personal attributes possessed with personal attributes desired. Lack of offensive superpowers notable. Moderate grade.

this thread made me cry MANLY tears off rage

>>5905156
This succeeds in being horrifying. Imagine noticing a glow from the window next to your computer , you turn to look and see that thing leering at you.

Guys, stop getting angry at kids expressing themselves. I'm sure YOU did some pretty damn rage-worthy shit when you were 12. CHILL.

Having said that, I'm lolling hard at >thread.

Pic related.

>>5905018

Cheroki makes for a fantastic reaction face.

>>5905237
I just drew women in cowboy hats and boots with HUUUGE tits

>>5905247
I lol'd.

>>5905237
You know, I would be, at first inclined to agree.. But, then, judging from some of these pictures, a good chuck of these are not drawn by kids, and most likely adults or some teenager with a hard-on for rainbows.

>>5905237

I kept it locked up and never showed it to anybody.

>>5905249

>3th Division

>>5905237
I've made sure that any compromising material has been destroyed.

I wish I had enough faith in the internets left in me to claim most of this has been dashed off by retarded childrenfolk. Manchildren maybe, but not honest-to-God children who'd at least have some exemption for the crimes they are committing.

>>5905259
Whelp, that did it! My soul just committed suicide.

>>5905267
>>5905259
oh god fucking damn. its like if an 8 year old drew the fantasies of a 14 year old who was in a 30 year old body

>>5905259
>>5905267
I'm glad that where we're going, we won't need eyes to see. Because I am currently in the process of gouging them out.

SQUAD BROKEN!

>>5905267
>>5905259
MY FACE CONTORS WITH THE FURY AND CONFUSION THESE PICTURES INSPIRE

rolled 3, 1, 3 = 7

>>5905267
THIS CANNOT BE

>>5904855

I fucking made an animated gif to show how I feel about all of this bullshit

>>5905229
Be honest, with yourself at least if not with us.
Those are bitch-tears.

Best goddamn thread in a long time.

>>5904887

8.5/10. Disgusting design, offense to biology, though not Old One levels of physiological madness. Colouration egregious, markings unacceptable. Use of needlessly dramatic colour names demonstrates vast artistic compensation attempts. Sparkles, footprints unredeemable. Lack of bio only redeeming feature. Inclusion of trademark and implication that any entity would consider using such design in any way personally offensive to reviewer.

>>5904903

9/10. Worse biology, perverse design, unpleasant markings and colouration. Sparkles and colour-change wings, eyes unacceptable. Specieation unforgivable. Mediocre talent offers no score shift. Extreme OCDNS warning personally offensive to reviewer. Bio appalling. Atrocious material.

>>5904916

10/10. Sapphirus is sufficient information to work on. This creation is responsible for determining the high endpoint of the ragedar. It is difficult to create something considered pants-on-head retarded by other sparkledoggers, but it has been done spectacularly. It is impressive that a sapient human can create something this bad whilst trying, and it would be a marked accomplishment were it not an offense to any person who at any stage of their lives attempted to create something worthwhile.

>>5905267
Why does he have a pikachu tail and why is one of her boobs square like a pectoral?

I honestly can't rage at this kind of stuff anymore.

>>5905319
This is why you keep your rad meds handy, kids. So you don't turn into some nightmare-fueled abomination.

http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/lig/

LET THERE BE RAGE AT THE SHEER HURPADERP.

Not posting pictures because no fucking way im gonna save that shit on my PC.

rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12

>>5905339
Not to worry, brother. We will pick up the slack.

What I don't get: why include the color palette? These people are universally incapable of proper shading, so there's no difficulty at all just sampling the image itself.

I want the creators of these abominations to not exist.

I want my memory erased as well.

This is the last image in my folder. I might be able to find more.

>>5905379
You cannot unsee, or unthink it. And scary part is, the creators are probably churning out more of these by the moment.

>>5905384
Would make a good spengbab. Is that still a meme?

>this thread

>>5905391
IT'S LIKE A CTHULHU FACTORY.

>>5905347
I'm... startlingly okay with this particular pic. I guess the art just isn't eye-splatting poor. Basically, just a Gamma-World character I guess...

>>5905379
And people wonder how Mindwiped characters come about in Dark Heresy.

This is it, gentlemen.

>>5905400
Cthulu? HA! These are what haunts the elder god's nightmares. Cthulu WISHES he could inspire the amount of insanity and rage that these pictures do.

>>5905337
Because the character is suppossed to be a sonic/pikachu crossover, and because chris-chan draws like a seven year old.

Am I doin' it right?

>>5905267
THANK YOU GOD

THANK YOU GOD

OP here

What's awesome about these sparkledogs is that they are already horrifying on some maddening level. It would only take a little bit of extrapolation to end up with a setting that would be like if Lovecraft was four times as crazy and was on acid and crack.

I believe the internet and the warp to be, in fact, the same thing. Both are made up of the collective conscience of all sentient beings who are connected to it. Both have their uses and their perils. Staring too deep into either begets madness.

>>5905453
JULIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

All this horrible art doesn't make me rage, with the few exceptions that do actually make me jump a bit. I actually feel good about myself compared to all the people who turn out this shit.

>This thread

>>5905453
NO.

FUCK YOU, GOD.

YOU ALLOWED THIS TO EXIST.

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND COME UP THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.

>>5905455
You are a bad man OP.. A very bad man!

>>5905455
Oh god, you made me fucking see it.

LOVECRAFT WAS THE ORIGINAL SPARKLEDOGGER. All these other faggots are channeling the some demons he did, but failing at it.

>>5904805
Not bad, after all, appearances don't bother me-

>>5904916
FFFFFF DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN I'M A GODDESS BUT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND SHIT

Fuckin' mary sues.

>>5905469
So this, then.

>>5904932

9/10. Low artistic talent reduces score. Egregious sparkledogging. Atrocious colour palette, sparkles in every possible instance, changing colour in every possible instance. Blatant power stupidity worsens situation considerably. Atrocious.

>>5904956

10/10. Attempts by author to rein in sparkledog stupidity worsen effect. Clearly old enough to know better. Potentially worse design here due to deliberate attempts to keep simple implying artistic knowledge if not talent. Lack of extended bio only redeeming feature. Worth yof utmost contempt. Almost competition for Sapphirus's position.

>>5904962

Attempts to review character rendered impossible due to distraction proffered by amusingly-misshapen head.

>>5904980

7/10. Tragically close to sensible sparkledoggerel until failure point reached, insofar as such is possible. Design not horrendous, patching unacceptable, bandages enraging. Attempts to explain not sufficient. Bio not offensive, powers irksome at most. Bad, not terrible.

My Cynder/Unicorn/Vampire original character. Note how sparkly she is. Murrr

>>5905475
The entire internet is a communication hub for Lovecrafthian cults.

>>5905088
>pony full metal alchemist

Strangers, Strangers...

I have all the Cyanide pills you need. Only 1000 Pesetas apiece.

>>5905501
I'll take thirty

This reminds me of my favorite /tg/-spawned experience.

A new group I joined confided in me that they no longer talk to one of their old players because every week, they'd learn something more deviant about him. It started with "two girlfriends," continued through "a boyfriend too and they're all living together," and finally culminated at "commissions gay furry porn" before they stopped inviting him.

Hearing their story, the only thing I could think was how tame that was compared to the things I've seen here on 4chan, and I spent the rest of the conversation trying not to despoil their naivety about it. I didn't say "shitting dick nipples" even ONCE.

So what I'm trying to say, /tg/, is thank you for opening my eyes to things than cannot be unseen. I hope you die under a mountain of cocks for it, but it makes even the weirdest real world shit seem... normal.

>>5905490

>>5904771
pretty good drawing actually

>>5905497
So THATs where LemonParty came from.

>>5905006

5/10. Artistic talent worsens situation dramatically. Sensible biology disregarding tail and sane colouration very close to acceptable. Tails preposterous. Character traits blatantly author imports. Least preposterous sparkledog seen by reviewer in some time.

>>5905018
>>5905031
>>5905044
>>5905053
>>5905076
>>5905088

DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US DO NOT MAKE US

>>5905530
I noticed that.

>>5905493
>Hurrrrrrr
Fixed.

>>5905519
Oh god, I know right? This desensitization is just utterly fantastic!

>>5905536
DO IT GODDAMN YOU

DO IT UNTIL YOU END YOURSELF IN SCREAMING TEARING WEEPING AGONY

>>5905457
What about us who knowingly seek out this madness? Does some form of super sanity exist on the other side? Or do we become gibbering wrecks alienated from the world in which we dwell?

Oh fuck shit fuck, can't stop laughing. Oh christ.

>>5905536
YOU MUST REVIEW THEM.

>>5905564
Nothing exists...

Nothing exists but pain...

>>5905325

I DIDN'T THINK I HAD ENOUGH RAGE IN THIS ANIMATION, SO NEW AND IMPROVED PIC RELATED WITH MORE RAGE

>>5905571
This HAS got to be a joke.

>>5905517
Is that all, Stranger?

Heh hehe heh. Thank you.

>>5905519
Right.

I remember years ago back when I first came to 4chan someone posted an extremely graphic guro/scat/self mutilation manga. I was fucking traumatized. After that, nothing bothers me anymore.

>>5905073

Simply unacceptable. Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. Specific mention of gokuverine necessitates letterbombing campaign.

>>5905108

Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. John, this is neither interesting nor amusing.

>>5905118

Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. I mean it, John.

>>5905124

Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review. Letterbombing campaign extended to include poster.

>sparkledoggers
What the fucking shit.
Is this a another name for furries or some shit?
Also, I fucking hate all of you.

>>5905564
That's the grand question of everybody who rolls dice at the table of Chaos, good sir. WILL YOU END A DAEMON OR A SPAWN.

>>5905571
BERSERKING, CHAMPING, BOILING RAGE

SO MUCH RAGE

SO MUCH

SOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCH
SOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCH
SOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCHSOMUCH

rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6

>>5905457
You made me think about who that makes psykers.

This thread is far more rage-inducing than the rage thread earlier.

>>5905613
...

FUCK

NOW I SEE IT TOO

>>5905603

Worse than furries. They draw these obscenely overdone creatures, that are normally sparkly, and normally canine in nature.

>>5905613
so we, are the psychers?

>>5905603
Let me just put it in perspective for you. Sparkledoggers are to furries like furries are to normal human beings. At minimum. They're often worse.

>>5905627
>worse than furries
>worse than furries
>worse than -furries-

Fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, the great war may end.

The furries need not be purged.

For we have found a more deserving target.

>>5905634
NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE PSYKERS.
And then John was a /b/tard.

>>5905641
Not so much; most of them are also furries.

>>5905641
The Long War never ends. We've just got an extended target list now, that's all.

rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6

>>5905634
You forgot to say No, John.

>>5905646
/b/tards are those who failed their perils of the warp role

>>5905641
>>5905638
Spread the word.

This war is over.

But an even larger one looms over the horizon...

>>5905378
Probably for Furcadia

Where is the perils of the warp chart? I think we all need to roll. Right now.

>>5905627
>They draw these obscenely overdone creatures, that are normally sparkly, and normally canine in nature.

I thought that was furries?

rolled 4, 2, 3 = 9

>>5905646
Dammit. Beat me by an Internet.

>>5905641
Furries also need to die. These guys just need it more.

All sparkledogs are furries.

Not all furries are sparkledogs.

If we narrow it down, we're at least ensuring that every target deserves it. Some furries are alright, but sparkledogs must not exist at all.

/b/lasphemers and /d/arkeldar

>>5905663

Furries still tend to be more humanoid whereas the sparkledoggers tend to be almost entirely canine, what with the whole walking on 4 legs and what not.

>>5904771

>>5905661
we are on 4chan, we failed the roll years ago.

>>5905663
They're the furry's furries.

Let me put it this way.

For furries, you take a redwall book, and replace all feasts with scenes from Harlequin Romances.

For Sparkledogs, you take Twilight, and replace vampires with wolves.

I found another folder!

>>5905672
>Some furries are alright

Furfag detected.

>>5905641
Nnnnno, we're still gonna be purging the furries.

rolled 91 = 91

>>5905661
First we must all determine how many Insanity points this thread has scored us. Assuming that we've all got roughly 40 WP - above human average due to some experience with the nightmarish horrors that lurk the Interwarpwebs - let's go. Very Hard WP check, so you had best score less than 10 on 1d100.

>>5905661

This. Everyone in this thread roll now.

>>5905690
Yeah but that picture was made with the intent of mocking those that draw these pictures in seriousness so it's okay.

>>5905641
>>5905656
>>5905672

No, faggots. There is no forgivable amount of heresy. A little heresy is still heresy, and must be purged before your association becomes a taint.

rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9

>>5905690
Why.

>>5905684

Rolling on it period is failing. However, the sheer amount of psychic backlash going on now requires another roll. To see if we merely do somthing simple like scare all the animals within 50 yards... or somthing more sinister, like becoming a deamon host.

>>5905147

9/10. Artistic talent markedly worsens situation. Plain design close to acceptable until one notices specieation. No. Just FUCKING no. Mention of Nymph heritage for no reason needlessly idiotic. Bio unforgivable. Visibly made by adult who knows better than to extrude wish fulfilment nonsense in presence of others. Atrocious.

>>5905156

9.5/10. It is intimidating to believe that a fellow human once considered this colour scheme to be worth not just existing but worthy of the time to create it. Biology close to as bad as dogbirdnymph above. Colouration worse seen, exceeding Sapphirus standards of stupidity and seizure-inducement. Powertripping bio unacceptable. Only redeeming feature utility value of character for fueling rave parties.

>>5905239

9/10. Worst design seen thus far. Simple colouration not nearly sufficient for redemption. Lack of bio and powers fortunately reduces below Sapphirus standard.

>>5905557
I'm reminded of that one dude from Togainu no Chi who was basically blinded then mindraped until he thought he was a dog.

Creepy stuff.

You know, making a tabletop game with all of these characters would be awesome. Perhaps even a roguelike.

rolled 85 = 85

>>5905698
So I just failed my Shock test by eight degrees. Awesome. Let's see what that gets me on the Shock table.

rolled 25 = 25

>>5905698
My mind feels a great pain!

rolled 39 = 39

>>5905698
internets give me strength

Is there any way a psyker can have his soul burned away so that he is a null?

>>5905740
So, it would seem I just scored 165 points, which means "The character's mind snaps and he becomes catatonic for 1d5 hours and may not be roused. The character gains 1d10 insanity points."

rolled 86 = 86

Alright. Let's do this.

COME ON

rolled 79 = 79

Anyone actually have the table handy?

rolled 8 = 8

>>5905755
Fucking dice failure.

>>5905768
Someone post the chart, please.

>>5905391

The creators spend YEARS honing each of these. They probably spend 80% or more of their waking thought obsessing over these things.

Seriously guys, seriously.

>>5905336

DO NOT BADLY JUDGE......... OR FALSELY ACCUSE...... SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!

>>5905696

Holy shit, it's my bizzaro twin.

I would buy a tactical RPG with these characters in a heartbeat. It would be like a sick mix of Cthulhu mythos, alice in wonderland, pokemon, and donnie darko.

rolled 66 = 66

>>5905726
You.

You there.

Stop talking.

>>5905710
SAVED LIKE HOKUTO NO KEN IN A POWERFIST

>>5905698
Rolling.

Have some rage /tg/

rolled 86 = 86

>>5905698
I'm already insane what can go wrong?

>>5905259
>>5905267

This, gentlemen, is why we can't have nice things.

>>5905293

10/10. Sets new standards in atrocious visuals. Ridiculous design plus worst colouration not only ever seen but likely possible. Lack of bio no impediment to maximum rage; name is sufficient. Sapphirus-standard.

>>5905318

Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

>>5905319

No significant problems detected. Character design furry, not of note in game notably full of mutation with little logic behind it. Author had sense to restrict furry-imports to sensible locations. Visuals aside, character acceptable, albeit brief. Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

>>5905799
I already whipped up a RL engine in C, I might as well continue.

>>5905806
You become like the Joker?

rolled 32 = 32

Whelp here I go.

rolled 71 = 71

>>5905801
For some reason, the idea of Obama as a druid amuses me.

Rolling.

>>5905825
Well fuck, do I at least get to fight someone dressed up as a bat?

Hey >>5905808

REVIEW THESE
>>5905259
>>5905267

Re: Panovich image posted earlier.

THIS IS AN OBVIOUS DELIBERATE TROLL. Greg is the kind of person to do something like that JUST to piss off all the butthurt fanboys. If you fell for it, you're an idiot.

Also why are you getting so upset about something violating canon in 40K? It's fucking 40K. Just think about that.

SHOCK TABLE.

Different file this time because old one was lolpng.

>>5905820

That's not perils of the warp...

Still awesome though.

>>5905656
May the horns of war sound, as Space Marine, Ork, Tau, Necron, Tyranid, Eldar, Human, Elf, Dwarf, Shaggoth, and the warp itself form an alliance to destroy this new threat.. May the universe tremble under the mighty treads of the universal war machine that we bring to bare against this monolithic foe. This war shall not be an easy one. Many a good fa/tg/uy and ca/tg/irl will perish in the impending war, their minds broken by the utter insanity of these creations of doom. But we must press on. We must succeed for failure to do so will bring about the end of us all. In the past we may of fought in countless wars.. But today, we stand united and prepared to destroy this menace... THOSE WHO FIGHT WITH ME SHALL BE MY BROTHER! AFTER WE SUCCEED, WE SHALL FEAST ON THE FLESH OF OUR SLAIN FOE, NOT AS CONVENIENT ALLIES, BUT AS BROTHERS!

how can these people be like this? Even when I imagined this crap in my head as a kid I wasn't like that. If I ever imagined myself in harry potter I would just be an average kid who would be like "damn that harry potter he has all the fun" then go on living a normal wizardy life

>>5905851
PS. Otherkin are dumb.

>>5905766
Sonic/pikachu/powerpuff/KingdomHearts/wigger! It's so horrible, it's beautiful.

>>5904718
oh cmon you assholes, this isn't that bad, its likely some little girl just wanted to be a hero based on her favorite character rather than a sit around do nothing mcguffin, this thread needs some muscle girls to drown out the misogyny stat.

>>5905799
Basic What the Fuck. Eh, not so bad.

>>5905866
NO

that artwork is shit and whoever drew it is shit

I can't get upset at these; I always just end up laughing.

Maybe it's because I say what they are in a rather absurd voice -- makes me giggle.

VAMPIRE WOLF VAMPIRE

DOG SCORPION GOAT

-- or maybe I'm just simple.

>>5905519
The first and only thing that I could think of when I saw this was that Korn song, "My cock is much bigger than yours! My cock can walk right through the door! With a feeling so pure!"

I know I am asking ALOT of your /tg/, could someone go through the sparkledogs that have listed proportions and see how close the creators get?


Has anyone else noticed that they are all SHY!?!!

>>5905854
That comes next.

I'm saving this whole fucking topic for future raging and loling

>>5905890
And now the second part for the particularly unlucky amongst us.

>>5905696
I love how the fat girl/guy is holding the bag over her face. Might be a bit loopy hanging out around a dude like that, but even they don't want to be immortalized with that furfag.

rolled 29 = 29

>>5905853
Shock me, baby.

is this win?

rolled 64 = 64

>>5905890
So! Time to see how THE WARP OVERTAKES ME. Already scored 8 insanity points; let's see what we can heap on the pile.

rolled 42 = 42

>>5905889
STOP. THINKING. ABOUT. IT.

>>5905493

Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

>>5905557

7/10. Design very close to sane, until self-glorifying injuries everywhere. Friends do not let friends make vampire wolves. Spelling acceptable due to clear foreign origins. human form design stupid. Single-wing stupid.

>>5905571


Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

>>5905690

Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

>>5905708

Rank not awarded due to lack of musicdoggers in database. Compilation of comparative sources required.

>>5905766

Rank not awarded due to entry not meeting basic standards of review.

If you are going to post stupid nonsense at least let it be by people who FUCKING WELL SHOULD KNOW BETTER THOSE FUCKHEADS.

>>5905863
>>5905874
Dear god, I just opened a hole into the Warp.

>>5905908

It needs a third, equally unrelated animal in there.

LOBSTER WOLF BAT

or

WOLF DRAGON CRUSTACEAN

>>5905863
ALSO FFFFF THAT BITCH RUINED TREASURE PLANET FOR ME

rolled 55 = 55

>>5905919
1 Insanity point gained. Rolling for peril...

rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12

>>5905938
Tingly.

rolled 3, 9, 5, 4, 7, 10 = 38

>>5905916
I have apparently made a bunch of winds pick up within 6d10m of me. Somehow this feels deeply dissatisfying.

>>5905900
Wow, I got away easy. I guess, I'll keep reading this thread.

rolled 48, 88, 64 = 200

>>5905853
>>5905890
>>5905898

emperor give me strength

>>5905908

Fuck those eyes are seriously frightening

>>5905966
Great work, faggot. You just summoned a fucking Daemonette due to all the goddamn DEPRAVED DEVIANCE in this thread.

>>5905863

8/10. So very close to just fine. And then, the bio. Unforgivable, that a human character within the realm of sanity can earn a sparkledog's score purely through such execrable powertripping.

I don't know what the fuck I should do. It feels like watching the benny hill music over a tranwreck or seeing a clown throw a pie in front of the holocaust. I don't know whether to laugh, rage, laugh because I'm raging so hard, or rage that I want to laugh at these.

>>5905966
You've ruined existence for the rest of us.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

Hey faggots, here's my fursona.

He's a goddamn mooster. He doesn't have a name or tragic background because he's a fucking animal and ate the last person who tried to give him one.

>>5905982
It's not a particularly sexy daemonette, either.

>>5905863

Oh god, Disney fan.

She should know better! She's old enough to know about Song of the SOuth!

>>5905987

Do what I do. Take it apart, analyse it. The physician must be objective. The physician allows no thoughts of horror to enter his mind at the sight of his patient.

And take solace, for the fact that this thread hit autosage so early is convincing proof that God exists and is merciful.

>>5906023

MORE OF THIS TO COUNTER THE FAIL PLEASE

>>5906023

Good sir, pray tell what this magnificent game is where an eloquent gentleman might combine lobster and moose.

Hi, I'm Senmurv, and I'm a sparkledog. I TAP on the CRUISE CONTROL to emphasize IMPORTANT MINUTIAE (I am very picky about this).

Also, I give PAINSTAKING DETAIL about how to properly draw and represent my beloved creation so that you don't do it wrong, but passive-aggressively threaten viewers if they copy MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY.

I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME AND LET ME HATE YOU FOR IT, ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?

>>thread

>>5905982
It could have been worse.

He could have summoned a FURRY DAEMONETTE.

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

rolled 10, 9, 2 = 21

>>5905998
>>5905982
FUCK YOU ITS NOT WITHIN THIS MANY METERS OF YOU

rolled 60 = 60

>>5906064
In this thread? Probably is.

Okay so I've never played this game before, someone tell me how to calculate just how fucked I am.

>>5906051
Impossible creatures

>>5906093

Thank ye kindly.

>>5906034
You, sir, are the best part of this thread. You take it from merely funny as fuck to SCIENTIFIC and funny as fuck. I salute you.

>>5906082
Alright, hit >>5905890, then hit >>5905898.

>>5906051
Impossible Creatures, dear chap. A game with millions of theoretically possible creature hybrids, but only about a dozen that are actually any good.

Also a fantastically dieselpunk singleplayer.

>>5906082
You just failed your Shock test by 5 degrees, so roll on >>5905853 and add +50 to the result.

Then roll 1d100 on >>5905890 .

rolled 71, 6 = 77

>>5906118
I love learning new game systems.

It makes me sad that this tread is slipping back in the pages. All must see its majesty!

I really want somebody to archive this. I haven't laughed this hard in months.

>>5906138
It's on autosage, sir.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO this thread can't die!

>>5906148
Damn fucking shame

>>5906137
For your Shock test!

121 - "Totally overcome, the character screams and vomits uncontrollably for 1d5 rounds. During this time he is helpless, may do nothing and drops anything he is holding. Afterwards, at the end of the encounter, the character may only take a Half Action each turn until he can rest. The character gains 1d5 insanity points."

As for your Perils test!
6 - "Ethereal Stench: The air around the Psyker fills with a faint smell, which can either be pleasant or noxious."

>>5906146
Done.

>>5906159
gee, after all that vomiting, why am I not surprised the air smells?

If I had the time and talent I would so do an ironic sparkledog write-up of any named 40K SPESS MUHREEN and his mary-sue faggot bio, while pointing out the horrible details and color-schemes that must be adhered to while painting or converting him.

>>5906217
You realize at some point it stops being ironic, right?

>>5904718
lets make our own!

rolled 29 = 29

What about the perils of the warp table?

>>5906253

>>5905890
>>5905898

>>5906159
SPACE FARTS!

yes, I know, I'm a horrible person.

I can hear my flesh rotting, I can taste the wasted time howcannewworlddestroyviolatemurderfreemustacheride401kwaslflagljdsfdhonvvnndskfjhghqqwwwqqwwkdsndska
lnvo;ernoq;ngvu;omapiubuifrgyufv nerbgynpyugvbyrvsdygbyvkh

>>5906148

NATURE RESTORES HER BALANCE, IT MUST DIE A SWIFT DEATH.

rolled 84, 82 = 166

>>5906253

'k, rolling on the shock table and the Perils table.

>>5905889
The all also "hate to be told what to do, and won't do it, even if it's good for them."

I've read that... what? 3 times, at least?

Apparently "grow up & move out of the house" is probably one of these.

>>5906334

Oh look, I asploded.

>>5906293
Free moustache ride?!

Use my post as my shock roll, can't noko and dice since it's on auto-sage!

>>5906472
You could roll and then hit the back button, you know.

>>5905708
I'm just loooking at thumbnail...

But is it dropping fleas off its tail?

I won't open the pic to confirm...