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  • File : 1252949743.jpg-(50 KB, 448x381, borg-cube.jpg)
    50 KB Borks Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:35 No.5858796  
    has this been done yet? Borg assimilateing the orks, teir mainframe overwhelmed by the Ork conciousness and rewritten into a WAAAAGH! that smashes over the Star trek galaxy, and every other galaxy?

    I was thinking it would all start as something like

    >>identified species 88892, sentient fungal.
    >>resistance if futile
    >>(run) assimilation;;contact=true
    >>reistanc-error. Anomaly detected. SMASH DA HUMIEZ!!
    >>Illogical line, deleting.
    >>Deletion fai-WAAAAGH!
    >>Cri&0ic al err0r. Funct n overl$%d.
    >>Hos &le system detect*d
    >>WOT DA ZOG IZ DIS FING?! WOTZ WIV ALL DEZE SPARKLY WRITY BITZ?!
    >>DIS IZ STOOPID! GET ME BOYZ READY!! WE'ZE GONNA HAVE REAL WAAAGH!
    >>awa ^{ning in pr+gress...pod 1-125 opened, drones status:act|}ve
    >>WAAAGH!
    >>Initi ng new pr0gr&m waaagh.
    >>not orky en gh
    >>WAAAAGH initiat--------d
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:36 No.5858806
    They're greenish already.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:38 No.5858828
    >>5858806
    Just imagine it though, a bunch of borg drone running, screaming WAAAGH at the top of their lungs, the normally black metal that covers them painted with blotches red to make them faster, blue for luck in finding good bitz, and green cuz green is best.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:38 No.5858832
    Resistance is UNORKY.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:40 No.5858846
    They have to get out and paint it red, because red goes fasta
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:41 No.5858859
    >>5858828
    Dammit my keyboard sucks.

    He yeah that could be the new line.

    >>resistance is unorky
    >>You will assim te with the Borkz
    >>Gork is bzt
    >>No wait+Mork8iz[[Besteszt
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:46 No.5858935
    And the cube now needs spiky bitz and gunz. You can't never have enough spiky bitz and gunz
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)13:58 No.5859066
    >>5858846
    >>5858935

    Okay

    >>cube structure damaged. Hull breach in ((((((((((((((((
    >>NOW DATZ BETTAH! MORE GUNZ MORE SPIKY BITZ! DIZ CAN'T BE PROPAH ORKY WIVVOUT DA SPIKEZ N GUNZ
    >>Multiple breaches deteced in <<<<<:::Orkification complllllllllllllllllllllleted.
    >>DATZ BETTA! OI! DIS DING COLORED LIKE ME CRAP! PAINT IT RED!!!
    >>Color schemes unavailabl$#
    >>DEN KILL SOME HUMIEZ AND START PAINTIN WIV DAT!! ZOGGIN GORK DO I GOTZ TA DO EVERYFIN AROUND 'ERE?!
    >>>drone 4, 28, 77, 822, and 5,698 terminated, ichor av------- for use. Recoloring...complete
    >>DATZ GUD FER NOW BUT WE NEEDZ MORE! GET TO DAT PLANET AN' START CHOPPIN FINGS UP!
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:00 No.5859085
    He's gonna need more boys. Best get to "azimeelatin' an' stuff"
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:03 No.5859106
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    Where'd all me gubbinz an' bitz go?
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:04 No.5859114
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    BLRGHAL BIOMASS
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:06 No.5859127
    >>5859106
    >>Oi Git! I'ze da Boss now. Get da rezt of yer boyz in me WAAGH Or do I have ta kill ya?
    >>Zog me voice sounds wyrd.
    >>External audio functio**s reopennnnnn
    >>Dere 'e goez again. JUST GET DA BOYZ OUT! DIZ IZ SA START OF DA WAAAGH-BORK!
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:08 No.5859149
    >>5859114

    >>WOT DA ZOG IZ DAT?!!
    >>Species identified
    >>Species 84---
    >>I DON'T CARE WOT DA FRAGGIN FING IZ JUZT KILL IT START SHOOTIN STUFF TILL ITZ DEAD!
    >>Weapon systems targeting...
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:09 No.5859162
    Orks would fuck the Borg up, gigantic fucking chain axe through the torso
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:12 No.5859189
    >>5859162
    Well in this case, it's the borg that have overwritten ork personalities, and they have the Chainaxes, and sluggas and junk
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:15 No.5859218
    >5859127

    Roight den!
    >OI, BOYZ WAKE DA ZOG UP! IZ TIME FER FIGHTIN'!!
    >(run progra# ZOGGIN WAKE UP)
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:21 No.5859271
    >>Prime Directive: WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:26 No.5859315
    Leave crull to me, I want 'iz 'eah on me pointy stikk!
    >>ILLOGICAL, WHY DO YOU WANT General Sturn's HEAD?
    Cuz dat's where da skull iz ya git! And it'd be stoopid with 'is foot on me pointy stikk!
    >>ILLOGICAL ILLOGICAL ILLOGICAL ILL-DRZZT
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:26 No.5859321
    I chortled heartily at this thread.

    Never change, /tg/. Never change.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:26 No.5859324
    Boy, sure is orky here.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:28 No.5859337
    Resis... resita... DON'T FOIGHT OR WE'LL KRUMP YA
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:35 No.5859397
    >>5859066
    The planet once known as Veruvian before occupied by the Tau, was a world embroiled in war.

    On the western hemisphere the Orks of various clans warred among themselves and the Tau who occupied the smaller continent on the eastern hemisphere.

    On a particular part of the western hemisphere was the 'Loota Gitz' Clan, a runoff of the Deff skullz that was further south. They were in yet another skirmish with the "Burny Sun" Clan, a famous for putting burnas on just about everything, even mines, which defeated their purpose when the damn thing just exploded.

    However it was on this fateful day that right in the middle of battle, a giant cube of metal came crashing out of the sky. The warring clans stopped their fighting, staring in awe at the giant meteor, but that was no meteor, it was a space station.

    The Loota gitz were intoxicated by the sheer number of weapons that bristled its white hot metal exterior, the Burny Sunz the sheer amount of burning it was doing.

    Right dead middle of the battlefield it crashed, the lower portion of the cube in a wreck, and the midsection tumbled open. Out from the holes came the strangest site the Orks would ever see.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:37 No.5859421
    >>5859397
    It was just one Ork, or Cybork more accuratley judging from his metal-to-meat ration, leading an enourmous army of pale humies. Even stranger was that all these humies were yelling, and swearing much like orks. Their faces were painted red, just like orks. They swung huge choppas, and and gunz, just like orks. And they all yelled WAAAAGH!, just like orks. And yet they weren't orks. In their confusion the cybork charged down the ruins of the cube into the thickest of the ork mob, the humies close behind him, chopping and shooting in all directions. After the initial shock, the Orks redoubled, suddenly aware of a new enemy to fight. The Orks whooped and laughed as they came down on the humies, but for some reason they didn't die as easily as the humies. Chop one in half, and it didn't die, it still shopped, and shot and cussed until an ork would stomp on his skull. Blast a hole in his torso, and the humie would keep going. The Orks were of course, put off by these un-humie humies, but at the same time they delighted in the new blood. The Cybork, crush another skull in his powerklaw, as he spied the leaders of the two clans, who just moments ago were fighting each other, now forgetting that either one existed.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:38 No.5859424
    >>5859397

    fuck yes
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:38 No.5859425
    >>5859421
    He waded through the green throng, chopping and hacking as he went, the thousands of humies following him, despite the casualties they took.
    He grabbed both leaders, the pointy bit of his klaws digging into their necks. The Cybork though he was choking them to death and that was the first though in his tiny brain. However, when the two bosses stopped resisting, he let go, thinking they were dead. He turned to the dumbstuck orks of both clans, seeing their bosses dead. In a thundering metallic voice he yelled "I iz Boss Bork! An' dis ere iz now MY WAAAGH! Anyun fink dey can beat me?!"
    The Orks were silent, not just because of the new boss but because their previous bosses began to get up, looking slightly different. A mask of shock covered the face of every ork as the two bosses opened their mouths at the same time and followed Bork word for word three voices yelling "Right den, get yer choppaz an yer shootaz! Get da trukkz an da buggiez! get da Bikez and da flyaz! We iz gonna take diz WAAAGH! even furder! WAAAAAAAGH!" yelled all three bosses.
    Confused but still carried by that powerful sound the Orks raised their weapons in the air and yelled out with a thunderous "WAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:42 No.5859458
    >>5858935

    Eh.. I think you have gone too far from Borg and just ended up with cyborg orks.

    For example borg sphere + orks = a big spherical ball of daka. Unnecessary spiky bits are un-borgy.

    Also Borks can instantly "loot" things using nano-bots.

    >We is da Bork, lower yur shieldz and surrender yur daka. We be lootin' yur daka and assimilatin' yur puny 'umies into our WAAAAAGH!

    >Resistance is stoopid, you will be krumped.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:44 No.5859475
    This thread needs a drawfag real quick.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:45 No.5859495
    ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ OR-
    Oh, wait sorry.

    BORKZ BORKZ BORKZ BORKZ BORKZ BORKZ!
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:47 No.5859514
    >>5858796
    When if first saw this I thought it was done before. But I can't find nothing on suptg like it. Seriously, does someone whose better at doing an over 9000 hour search know if this was done before, if not, this excels in awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:49 No.5859539
    >>5859514
    I did saw images of a changed version of OP's pic.
    It's a shopped pic with orky color patterns, but that's the only modification.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:51 No.5859563
    >>5859458
    That's good, the only thing I was originally going for was that the original borg consiousnes was damaged as it was forcefully rewritten, and it still has many holes in its code thanks to usual ork shoddiness, which causes skips and errors in the computer's speech.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:55 No.5859600
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    Bork? BORK!
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:56 No.5859612
    >>Attempting to reopen communications with Fleet 17
    >>Fleet founding, communication channels open.
    >WAAAAAAGH!!!
    >>Error detected
    >WOT DA ZOG IZ YOU DOIN?! GET OUTTA DA BLINKY STUFF!
    >>Foreign anomaly detected in Fleet 17. Attempting to repair
    >>...
    >>...
    >>...
    >>Repair fail**ED
    >>Warning, infection detecttttttWAAAAAGH!!
    >>Emergency terminatiosssssssss...
    >>W
    >>A
    >>A
    >>A
    >>G
    >>H
    >>!
    >>Termmmmmmtion fai ed. Azzimilation completed. Resistance izzzzzzzzz stoopid%^^, You wi**** assimilatttttte*)Q# wit da BORKZ!
    >>WAAAAAAGH!
    >>end f line.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:57 No.5859630
    Sure is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH in here.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:57 No.5859631
    >>5859600


    >>You too will be azzimilated an stuff humie. Becum un wif da Borkz
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:58 No.5859646
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    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)14:59 No.5859651
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    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:02 No.5859677
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    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:03 No.5859685
    >>5859612
    Yeah like that.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:07 No.5859716
    the galaxy won't stand a chance
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:07 No.5859717
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    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:08 No.5859724
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    >>5859716
    We're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:09 No.5859734
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    /tg/
    Can love bloom on the battlefield?
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:11 No.5859746
    >>5859734
    Can WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH bloom on the battlefield?
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:11 No.5859747
    >>5859717

    The Orky emperor is real and coexists with the spirit of the Emperor in the Warp. When the Emperor dies he will merge with the Orky version of himself and chaos is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:13 No.5859755
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    >>5859747
    >> Big Mek Vekter !OIqMj3oAUI 09/14/09(Mon)15:16 No.5859770
    WE NEED A DRAWFAG TO DRAW A BORK CUBE.

    NOW.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:18 No.5859778
    >>5859770
    second
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:18 No.5859784
    How would the Bork deal with the Necrons?
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:20 No.5859797
    >>5859784
    mutual destruction
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:22 No.5859804
    I'll just leave this here.
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Orkron#Orkron
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:26 No.5859838
    ZOG ME,
    IT'S BOOTIFUL!
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:26 No.5859840
    >>5859784
    By smashing it.
    >> Big Mek Vekter !OIqMj3oAUI 09/14/09(Mon)15:40 No.5859939
    Orky bump
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)15:41 No.5859942
    >>5859804
    well that was nice, i do love me a slice of writefaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)16:08 No.5860109
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    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)16:28 No.5860297
    >>5859425
    The Deff Skullz kamp was by far the largest warcamp in the western hemisphere. Guns at every tower and a tower at every gun nest. This resulted in the defense towers to spiral into the sky, each one littered with gun nests, looted weaponry pointing out, pointing at every angle.
    Ork Boss Wotzzdat was peering over the horizon, curious as to why all teh fighting had stopped in the north. Normally da Loota Giz would be fighting the Burny Sunz about now. He decided to try and get in touch with them to see what was taking so long with his morning entertainment. He grabbed what was once an Imperial vox system and bellowed. "OI GITZ!!" wincing at the horrible feedback. "WOT YA DOIN OVER DERE!"
    The speakers nailed into the fortress walls blasting his message in all directions. His answer came with a cloud of dust. Orks hundreds of them, charging towards the camp, some bearing the colors of the Loota Gitz, some the Burny Suz, some the Tank Ladz, and various other clans. At the front was a massive battlewagon, jet turbines attatched to its sides making it speed in front of the mass mob of vehicles, and for no reson at all, burnas stapled firing gouts of flame in every direction. At the top, was an Ork, well more like a cybork given the metal-to-meat ratio, surrounded by pale humies with apinted faces yelling at the top of their lungs.
    Boss Wottzdat put down his looky glass and said"Wotz dat?"
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)16:36 No.5860412
    >>5860297
    The mass of vehicles stopped just outside of the Deff skullz warcamp. The massive Cybork got up, gyros whining to support its massive frame. "Whooz da boss o dis place?!" it thundered in a metallic voice. Wottzdat was surprised not only at how metallic its voice was, but also at how about 30 other Orks in the mass of green bellowed alongside him. Wottzdat stood at the senter wall and yelled. "ME! I'ze in charge 'ere, who da zog iz you?"
    The Cybork grinned. "I iz Boss Bork, an dis is me WAAAGH! AZZIMILATE N' STUF OR I'LL THUMP YA!"
    Wottdat was confused. Azzimilate? What the zog was that. Then the squig dropped. He was challenging him! Rage overtook the Deff skull boss as he grabbed his custom shoota, a collection of shootas and tau carbines tied together with ropes and chains, wires connecting them all to fir with a single trigger. "Wrong! Dis iz now MY WAAAAAGH! git! If ya wannit back, den c'mere an fight me fer it!"
    No sooner did he say it di Boss Bork suddenly disappear from the trukk and reappear in front of him.
    Qottzdat ony had time to marvel at such a precision tellyporta the ork had before Bork closed his claw around his neck, jabb point digging into his-his-thing that pumps blood, the Ork equivalent to a jugular.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)16:44 No.5860526
    >>5860412
    Boss Bork grabbed the ork by his throat, he wasn't sure why. But there was a naggin feeling in the back of his head to strangle every boss he saw. It was also strange that he saw nothing wrong with the bosses suddenly getting back up after he was done, or that they talked just like him. Real wyrd gitz they were.

    Wottzdatt when limp and he dropped the Ork, and faced the ork mobs in the camp. As with every other camp he visited the same thing happened. The old boss got up but didn't try to snikk him or shoot his head off. Just started copying everything he did. He rose his powerklaw in the air, and yelled "ALL YOU'ZE GITZ IZ MINE NOW! WE IZ GONNA HAVE A REAL BIG WAAAAAGH!"
    "WAAAAAGH!" repeated the former boss
    "WAAAGH!" yelled the mobs of Orks and gretchin.
    >>initia7&&g azzimilatin' an' stuff;;contact=true
    >>Progrrrram compl%%ted, individual succ^^&(lly azzimilated.
    >>Wot da zog doez dat mean anyway?
    >>Query not underst d
    >>Ah zog off!

    Not far, a Tau probe was recording everything. It turned and flew back to the eastern continent, informing the Tau of the rise of a new Warboss.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)16:47 No.5860566
    >>5859770
    I third this. Drawfag. Bork Kube. Naow! Even if its just paint.
    >> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)16:54 No.5860648
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5858796/



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