Roll 27 = 27

rolled 32 = 32

Last night I did fifteen pressups and felt invigorated, and then meditated (read: slept) for six hours.

TODAY, WHAT SHALL I DO?

rolled 61 = 61

>>5788878
TALK TO MAN

Well, that's awkward. Expecting a delivery of an oven later, so we'll see.

MEANWHILE?

>>5788884
RUN AROUND THE BLOCK:

Would if I wasn't expecting a delivery. Fuck.

Rolled a 56 on my REAL D10s

Have an image.

>>5788903
Real d10s you say!

Exquisite!

rolled 5 = 5

Sure, why not.

I like to live adventurously!

rolled 68 = 68

>>5788964
"Put on costume"

I'm going to assume that means "Go to Jimmy John's".

rolled 48 = 48

rollan

rolled 68 = 68

lets go

Did this last night.
Fetched real d10s, one with 10s, one with single numbers.
>Rolled a 13 first time

When can I start playing again?

>>5789089
It resets every morning.

WTF, I got "cast a spell" not sure on how I am going to do this but I will give it my best shot

rolled 50 = 50

hurmmm

rolled 1 = 1

Dice of fortune turn turn turn,
Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

rolled 61, 27 = 88

>>5789349
yay Twice!

rollan

>>5789089
IRL rolling again with the same dice then.

>76

well fuck, I don't think there's any paint in the house.

>45

what I learn?

rolled 44 = 44

rollin

>>5789334
done that

rolled 30 = 30

>>5789396
damnit, wrong field

FAGGOT ROLL

I had always wondered what Morton's List was...

rolled 91 = 91

go go!

roule du fromage

rolled 15 = 15

well, let us see what we get...

rolled 89 = 89

>>5789528
Is currently night time here so... I can't.

Rerolling

rolled 39 = 39

>>5789541
Ok, asked my Bother for money, got a shiny 50c piece.

Rolling again.

rolled 81 = 81

>>5789552
Have finished shaving off my neck-beard.

Rolling yet again.

rolled 59 = 59

FOR GREAT JUSTICE. Last time I got "cook something".

rolled 14 = 14

>>5789629
...TV? Sheesh. Retrying.

>>5789600
You have made the world a better place..

rolled 47 = 47

>>5789353
done

rolled 34 = 34

wat

rolled 88 = 88

>>5789404
ok, just put stuff on ebay.
Lets get something useful.

rolled 55 = 55

>>5789724 here

>>5788903 you smell like really, really bad.

lets try again because that was shit. Like the smell of >>5788903

rolled 81 = 81

>>5789656
and again

rollan

>>5789760
:/
The table has spoken

rolled 15 = 15

>

Read a book.
An entire book during one day?

/roll

>>5789823

Look at the email fields. Highlight their name, and that'll tell you how.

Letsa go.

o..k

ERE WE GO!

rolled 20 = 20

LETS DO THIS!

How does I rolled?

>>5789600
This I can do...

Think I'll call it quits here tonight though. Need my beauty sleep.

Hmmm...

Scrolling through my porn collection I suddenly realise most is solo nudes or soft-core lesbian stuff. This would have to be my most Hard Core pic I have.

rolled 94 = 94

let me roll my little dice

roll me a mighty quest

rolled 71 = 71

Alright! Let's do this!

rolled 79 = 79

rollan

rolled 77 = 77

m'kay

Questan.

rolled 7 = 7

>>5790687
fffff-

rolled 21 = 21

>>5790695
special

rolled 20 = 20

lol, karma

rolled 89 = 89

>>5790685
Done. What next?

rolled 71 = 71

>>5790805
Gonna od that tomorrow. Something I can do now?

woo

roll-get

Great Quests. My life is better already!

>>5790946
Elastic band + ball point pen = deadly weapon.
Next.

>>5790955
Already got a CS:S map in progress.
Next.

>>5790960
Already on my to-do list.
Next.

rawl

rolled 7 = 7

lets see what I get

Here I go!!!

Rerolling

rolled 22 = 22

Rollan.

>>5791143
Time Capsule?

Got a lot of digging to do!

Flail

I'm fsdfa;lsdjf

rolling

rolled 28 = 28

They see me rollin'

>>5791426

Holy fuck what coincidence!

I'm supposed to catalog northern dialect and slang in my advanced swedish course tomorrow.

rolled 20 = 20

First time rolling, here goes!

rolled 95 = 95

>>5791487
Challenge someone in an online game. Hmm. I suppose playing TF2 counts, I'll do that.

No birds out. Trying again.

Daytime in Oregon. Trying again.

This will be how many minutes I will play. I wish I could polite sage and noko at the same time.

Let's roll!

rolled 47 = 47

rolling

>>5791454
Catalog northern dialect?
Why and how? examples?

I'm doing this instead of expository writing.

>>5791685
Just finished the oatmeal I cooked for breakfast this morning. That's free, right?

ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN

rolled 10 = 10

fuck if I remember the dice function

Curbed boredom GET

>>5791739
how do I shot dice function?

You said there'd be dice function eggman.

>>5791723
Can't win a fucking game of fucking solitaire fuckdamn shitcunts.

rollin

>>5791819
I'll interpret this as "Go take a shower"

rolled 55 = 55

Rollin

rolled 49 = 49

Well... okay.

asdasdasdsadas

rolled 14 = 14

>>5791911
Read a book?

OH SHIT THAT'S WHAT I WAS ALREADY DOING. +2 to circumstance bonus!

they see me bowling

rolled 88 = 88

Internet

rolled 14 = 14

>>5792029
Wll that's a good start.

rolled 13 = 13

whoops, no text

rolled 69 = 69

>>5792133
rolled a thirteen, but ignoring the warnings because I am not superstitious.

roll cuz i usually dont

rolled 61 = 61

rollan for the dice god

rolled 61 = 61

kk

rolled 88 = 88

Roll

yo

rollrollroll?

rollin the shit outta this bitch

looks interesting

rolled 76 = 76

>>5792172
Done rollan again.

Klacking dice in hand
I rolled a {70> {8 >
syllables > mora

rolled 43 = 43

>>5792029
>>5792042
Chrysler Building's pretty awesome. People in the streets also think I suffer from tourettes, awesome.

rolled 41 = 41

>>5792276
1200 hour in paint later rollan again

Writing a haiku
Seems just a little pointless
Whatever, /tg/.

rolled 42 = 42

rollan

rolled 80 = 80

>>5792348
Precognative abilities = nil
Common sense = pretty high.

rolled 44 = 44

Let's do this!

One last one...

Fate roll

rolled 23 = 23

>>5792659
Wwll, I've already got a few plans in place, so I suppose I should re-roll . . .

rolled 22 = 22

But why?

rolled 75 = 75

>>5792768
I don't own anything that can be burried and considered a Time Capsule.

Re-rolling.

rolled 68 = 68

>>5792622
Just scored a small bedside table that was just sitting there on the street. This is pretty good.

>>5792796
Oh dear. I guess I can always break it apart and put together a makeshift skateboard.

/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version
/rs/ for the full version

Damn, we need a more /d/ version of this.

rolled 2 = 2

I'm bored.

>>5792987
Searched. There is no full version.

There is a detailed 30 Quest version on the MortonsList.com webite.

>>5792999
What would that be like?

rolled 99 = 99

Why not?

rolled 79 = 79

>>5793077

But I don't have any morals...

Rolling again.

>>5793046
Just generally more abnormal things like, table master is tied up and put in the boot of one of the others' car and driven into the city center where he'll be released, but still tied up.

Honestly, just anything less mundane.

Yeah, I don't like the idea of a game that tells me that if I roll 3 13s in a row that I can never ever play it again.

>>5793084
lol boot.

Are you from the UK?

>>5793096
If you are THAT unlucky, games like this are not for you...

>>5793105
Yes
>>5793096
If you have such luck that you can roll the one number you DO NOT want three times in a row maybe gaming isn't the right hobby for you.

rolled 80 = 80

hm.

rolled 95 = 95

I was gonna do that anyway, I think it's bulk pickup day today. Reroll.

rolled 26 = 26

Oh for fuck's sake it's daytime.

>>5793131
The odds of rolling the crowpocalpse is 1: 27,000.
There are much worse things that can happen to you than being forbidden to play a game again.

>>5793109
>>5793131
hivemind!!!

rolled 21 = 21

I'M ALREADY FUCKING SHOOTING DICE (internet dice)

Ooo, boardgame. I like this idea, time to get the whole family in a big fucking argument and play me some Monopoly.

I'm using my Changeling dice.

Let's go Wyrd!
62
>Hold a Yoga pose for 30 seconds.
Wyrd, you faggot.

>>5793131
back to your ideas about more extreme versions of play - that is contained in the game - it's really a matter of how far you want to take it.

Moral parameters vary wildly from group to group, which is built in to Morton's List.

rolled 23, 82, 80 = 185

Ｏｋａｙ，　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｆｏｒ　ａ　ｔｒｉｐｌｅ．

>>5793131
>>5793109
Hey, I've had some unlucky rolls before, and being told that negative karma will happen and that I'm banned from ever playing the game because I'm cursed isn't the best thing to hear from a game, especially if you find out you're negatively karmic when you first buy the thing.

Also, my yoga was fun. Rolling again.

I got a 68... how am I supposed to do a sport on wheels if I have none? Damnit, Wyrd, why do you do this to me?
Well, if I get the chance sometime within the next 24 hours to get wheels, then I will. Otherwise, I lose this quest.

>>5793374
Ｈｏｕｓｅ　Ｒｕｌｅ　ｉｔ　ｔｈｅｎ　ｓｏ　ｔｈａｔ　ｉｎｓｔｅａｄ
　ｏｆ　ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｐｌａｙ　ａｇａｉｎ　ｉｔ’ｓ　ａ　ｓｔａｒｔ
　ｆｒｅｓｈ．

>>5793374
There is a supplement to Morton's List with an un-ban ritual. It's pretty elaborate...

>>5793409
Well, from what I gather from skimming the front of Morton's 13%, negative karma is bad.

Also, if I do kata with a bokken while standing on a tire, or use the tires to practice my swing, does that count as "do a sport on wheels"?

>>5793410
How elaborate?

rolled 45 = 45

>>5792796
>>5792813
This worked better than expected. I guess there really is a divine plan for everything.

>>5793452
Damn your luck.

>>5793450
It involved a wooded clearing, a dead crow, and some purifed copper vessals. It's not impossible, but kind of a pain....

rolled 25 = 25

>>5792158
played with toys, rollan

rolled 92 = 92

>>5793452
I think I managed to pull off a good ollie. Then it broke. What's next?

>>5793472
Ｓｏｕｎｄｓ　ｆｕｎ！
Ｄｏｅｓ　ｉｔ　ｉｎｖｏｌｖｅ　ｂｌｏｏｄ？

>>5793685
Only if the crow carcass is still juicy...

rolled 98 = 98

cooked, ate, rollan.

rolls

rolled 49 = 49

>>5793628
As with all 24 hour establishments, things are overpriced, I am now some funds poorer but several multi packs of soda richer. What's next on the agenda?

rolled 26 = 26

>>5793975
several? Seems excessive.

rolled 1 = 1

make it so numba one

rolled 76, 52 = 128

>>5794247
Wow.. a 1

Seems i must now become an artist and collect pictures that i paint.

I will do this.. and i will die crazy and alone for it.

rolled 78 = 78

Alrighty.

rolled 96 = 96

>>5794284

Roll digital dice.
Follow the results online.
Post bad poetry.

Done!

>>5794332
rofl
I rolled again by mistake.

rolled 92 = 92

HOLEEE SHIEIIEEIEIEIEITTERER

rolled 9, 2, 7, 9, 9, 2, 9, 8, 7, 9 = 71

doinnn it

rolled 70 = 70

bumpanssss

rolled 63 = 63

>>5794627
did this

Roll 01-00

:)

rolled 23 = 23

last roll

fail roll.

rolled 35 = 35

For great justice.

So, how good is it to alter the spirit of things?

Like my earlier comment of practicing swordsmanship on tires being "do a sport on wheels", or if I rolled "shoot some dice" and I took a pellet gun and started firing at my dice?

Basically, punning it. I know that Morton's 13% says that it's bad karma to go against the spirit of the rules (playing a video game for Skate or Die, or watching The Ring for something paranormal), but what about punning it?

Rolling.

>55 Make your family tree

Well, that's easy.

Me

Now I'm sad. Oh well, it's better than putting up with my family's bull shit or dealing with a god damn woman.

rolled 100 = 100

>>5793233
Ｈｅｒｅ　ｒｒｒｒｅｐｏｒｔｉｎｇ　ｉｎ，　Ｉ　ｗｅｎｔ　ｓｃａｖｖ
ｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　’ｌｏｃａｌ’　ｄｕｍｐ　ｗｉｔｈ　ａ　ｃｏ
ｕｐｌｅ　ｏｆ　ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ　ｔｏｏｋ　ｔｕｒｎｓ
　ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ　ＭｔＧ　ｗｈｉｌｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｈｉｒｄ　ｓｃａｖｖ
ｅｄ．
Ｉ　ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｌｄ　ｋｉｔｃｈｅｎ　ｕｎｉｔｓ，　Ｉ　
ｍｉｇｈｔ　ｔｕｒｎ　ｔｈｅｍ　ｉｎｔｏ　ａ　ｇａｍｉｎｇ　ｂｏａ
ｒｄ　ａｆｔｅｒ　Ｉ　ｃｌｅａｎ　ｔｈｅｍ　ｕｐ．

Ｒｏｌｌｉｎｇ　ｏｎｅ　ｌａｓｔ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｂｅｆｏｒｅ　ｂｅｄ！

rolled 25 = 25

~

>>5795722
Ｏｈ．
Ｓｈｉｔ．
Ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈａｔ　ｉｓ．

rolled 59 = 59

>>5793975
Just finished up Heroquest, The Screaming Spectre choose your own adventure by Dave Morris. I'm a pack of soda poorer. One last roll.

>>5795791
This has been the best series of rolls ever. Night night /tg/ time to catch some late night news.

rolled 99 = 99

This will be the first thing I do when I wake up tomorrow.

>>5795819
break your moral code the minute you get up? I'll be impressed if you can pull it off.

Rolled a 100. Don't have a lifelong dream. What do?

>>5796209
Lifelong dream. Get!

rolled 70 = 70

Rolling. Hope to get something fulfilling today, possibly another quest line :P

Sure, why not?

rolled 74 = 74

>>5797728
Dammit.

rolled 56 = 56

rollin

rolled 24 = 24

What to do this morning?

Rather indeed

rolled 71 = 71

hmm

rolled 5 = 5

fff

rolled 54 = 54

rollin again for special

rolled 61 = 61

?

rolled 93 = 93

>>5788878
>>5788884
>>5788888
A NEW DAY BECKONS FOR ANONYMOUS

WHAT SHALL BE DONE TODAY?

rolled 19 = 19

>>5800339
Seance?

DAY REROLLAN

>>5800343
Relaxing area, huh?

Gonna have to think about this one.