I can tell this will be a fun thread.

how do I convince DM to let me Hulking Hurler as a medium :(

One level for every ten kg you weigh, OP. Check the manual.

Okay, maybe people don't get what I'm trying to achieve.
To put it more clearly:

The Hulking Hurler's whole purpose is throwing things that are really heavy really far, right? And the better he gets at this, the heavier the things he can hurl get, right?
Well, eventually the ratio of Hurler Weight to Hurled Weight much exceed 1:1 enough for me to pick myself up by the legs or torso and throw myself across the battlefield.

So when do I get this?

One level for every ten kg you weigh, OP. Check the manual.

Really? Awesome.
If I have the extra levels, can I hurl myself, then as I'm hurled through the air, hurl things at enemies below?

you cant, thats why giants in mtg cant throw themselves

>>5764643
Is that base character weight, or is carried items, equipment etc also counted?

Like, if I weight 30 kilos, but I'm carrying 70 kilos worth of stuff I will only need 3 levels or 10?

Why throw yourself when you have friends?

>physics

Idea:
Get two hulking hurlers. They throw each other.

Physics can still work that way.

what is this.. I... but.. even by D&D retarded physics... what the hell...? You cannot pick yourself up... but... just... NO!

Of course if you could get your balance above 100 as an epic char then maybe you could balance on the air and push off from that... but... seriously. what the hell!

>>5764695
Throw the sneaky types, then the raging guys, THEN the meat-shields. Mages don't do any good for throwin'.

>>5764761
Magic Missile works for them, why not us?

>>5764735

Where green and Red boiler suits, grow moustaches and call yourselves the Super Smash Brothers

>>5764695

Because, once hurled, they cannot themselves hurl.
Although this remark has given me a great idea:
I could get another Hurler to work with me. I hurl myself while carrying him, then hurl him, then he catches me at the peak of my hurl and hurls me. Then I do the same for him, and we travel through the air indefinitely.

>>5764776
this

>>5764776

BUT WHY

>>5764776
Okay, I laughed.

>>5764684
Uh, yeah they can. You just need to reduce their toughness.

>>5764776
Now i just have the image of the depths of space 2 hurlers hurl endlessly ...until they hit an immovable rod

b-but PHYSICS DAMN IT.

>>5764818
BECAUSE WE CAN

I'll take Hulking Hunter. My medium? Dwarves.

>>5764844
THIS IS D&D

THERE ARE WIZARDS

A WIZARD DONE IT

Don't throw yourself, throw everything but yourself in the other direction.

>>5764761
says you.

throw, ZOMGWTFDOOMSPELL, featherfall

>>5764818

WHY NOT.
Dual Hurler Juggleflight is perfect for any situation.
You want to get over rough terrain? Juggleflight. Someone needs your help fending off attack? Juggleflight. Want to sneak past guards that never look up? Juggleflight. Want to scare the living shit out of someone? Juggleflight.

>>5764870
Take ahold of the earth and shove it backwards?

Anyway, is there anything in the rules specifically stating you CANNOT throw yourself? Even though it defies all logic, that doesn't really factor in here.

>>5764888
yeah, but the build gets no respect with that cheap argument

>>5764915
Builds deserve no respect, so what's the problem?

>>5764888
If not any sane DM would houserule in one fast as hell.

>>5764882
What if your're inside? How well can a HULKING HURLER hurl people forward?

>>5764619
BE A HUMAN
>AdviceMunchkin.jpg
TAKE JOTUNBRUD

ITT: One-Man Fastball Special.

And it's wonderful.

To hurl yourself you would need to be able to pick up a large rock and then instead of letting go when you hurl it, you hold on.

Now you've managed to hurl yourself.

Attempt to Hurl immovable rod.

Go flying.

This brings up another idea:

What ranks/level does one need as a Hurler to hurl the Earth?

>>5765049

CLANG!!
What the fuck was that?!

>>5765009
Did someone say Fastball Special? I think I heard someone say Fastball Special!

This thread: Now Archived

>third law of motion

>>5764992

WAIT ONE SECOND.

I'd be Large, for the purpose of throwing. But I'd be Medium, for the purpse of being thrown. A Large creature with my strength could easily throw a Medium creature of that weight!

>>5765251

Now, combine this with a Hurler, so mid-air they throw a rock at you to stun, then throw themselves to do more damage upon impact.

>>5765363
>Using Powerful Build's wording for sheer awesome!
RAW says it works, therefore it must be so! FUCK YES!

>>5764776

Army of hurlers.

>> Now picture an amry of hurlers throwing each other to the moon and then throwing it at their enemy.

Brelish 23rd brigade

I hate this thread. You guys are doing this purposely as a joke against physics. I hate it because it went from funny to a dark and terrible place.

This thread is terrible and you should feel terrible. You guys did break physics though; Newton created perpetual motion when he started rolling in his grave because of this.

>>5765717
Drawfags get on this!

>>5765756

>You guys did break physics

So does that mean I can throw myself? Be right back, I'm gonna get a friend and see how much we can throw eachother without touching ground.

>>5765781

You go and do that.

Near a cliff.

*CLANG*

So 2 Hurlers= Infa travel?

>>5765448

Each Hurler hurls a hurler who hurls another hurler, like a Russian nesting doll of hurl.
And as each hurler is hurled, they also hurl the hurler before, creating a Megahurl Pain Chain.

no no NO!

Get a huge-ass iron ball. Attach one end of a chain to the ball. Attach the other end to a sturdy belt. Put on the belt. Throw the ball.

The ball flies away, and carries you with it. You just threw yourself.

lrn2science.

This is what the Immortals Handbook needed, a pair of spacefaring hurlers who spiral through the void, throwing neutronium golems at suns for fun.

>>5765909

My next BBEGs

How about three hurlers forming a chain of hurl?

Here's how to throw yourself:

1) Grab the ground under your character
2) Try to throw ground in opposite direction of where you want to go
3) Physics states opposite reaction, etc., you go flying in the direction you wanted.

It's essentially just like a handstand jump, just more complicated.

It doesn't matter, because you're playing 4e, so you can't do anything cool like that

>>5764870
Actually that makes sense. I'd allow that as a DM.

>>5766075

Maybe only if they were a Warforged enchanted with the same stuff as the Immovable Rod. That'd make it more plausible to me.

What about two hurlers that are chained together?

THEN they could throw each other around.

Attention Physicsfags:

The 3e rules give an example of a Monk using a balance check to walk on clouds. Besides, this would be totally awesome.

I'd just make it a special ability at level 10 or whatever and give it a super high DC to accomplish. That sounds awesome.

Along these lines.
Get a line of lvl 1 commoners.
A HUGE line, 100 miles long.
Have them all ready an action to grab a 10 ft. pole from the person behind them and pass it to the next person.
Give the one at the end of the line a pole.
The pole will travel 100 miles in 6 seconds (1round)
Commoner rail cannon.

>>5766095
The result is that the hurler will hurl themselves through the air.

bump

>>5765908
I was going to bring this up as well. I know this can't work in lame real life, I'm just not sure why. In DnD though, totally works.

>>5766148

ITT: Fuck physics, I got a natural 20.

>>5765049
This is a good idea. You can use an Immovable Rod to fly. Click it immovable, attempt to throw, send yourself flying in the process, click back to movable, repeat.

This should obey physics. If you can use Immovable Rods for climbing, why not vaulting?

>>5766148

>>5766148

But it would just stop when it got to the end.
And there is no reason that even if it did that it would do damage.

>>5765756
The Scientist just wanted to post an anger pic, is all, I'm sure he got a laugh out of it OR AT LEAST didn't actually rage.

>>5764836

BONK!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

35 = 1.6 tons
45 = 6.4 tons
55 = 25.6 tons
65 = 102.4 tons
75 = 409.6 tons
85 = 1,638.4 tons
95 = 6,553.6 tons
105 = 26,214.4 tons
115 = 104,857.6 tons
125 = 419,430.4 tons
135 = 1,677,721.6 tons
145 = 6,710,886.4 tons
155 = 26,843,545.6 tons
165 = 107,374,182.4 tons
175 = 429,496,729.6 tons
185 = 1,717,986,918.4 tons
195 = 6,871,947,673.6 tons
205 = 27,487,790,694.4 tons
215 = 109,951,162,777.6 tons
225 = 439,804,651,110.4 tons
235 = 1,759,218,604,441.6 tons
245 = 7,036,874,417,766.4 tons
255 = 28,147,497,671,065.6 tons
265 = 112,589,990,684,262.4 tons
275 = 450,359,962,737,049.6 tons
285 = 1,801,439,850,948,198.4 tons
295 = 7,205,759,403,792,793.6 tons
305 = 28,823,037,615,171,174.4 tons
315 = 115,292,150,460,684,697.6 tons
325 = 461,168,601,842,738,790.4 tons
335 = 1,844,674,407,370,955,161.6 tons
345 = 7,378,697,629,483,820,646.4 tons
355 = 29,514,790,517,935,282,585.6 tons
365 = 118,059,162,071,741,130,342.4 tons
375 = 472,236,648,286,964,521,369.6 tons
385 = 1,888,946,593,147,858,085,478.4 tons
395 = 7,555,786,372,591,432,341,913.6 tons
405 = 30,223,145,490,365,729,367,654.4 tons
415 = 120,892,581,961,462,917,470,617.6 tons
425 = 483,570,327,845,851,669,882,470.4 tons
435 = 1,934,281,311,383,406,679,529,881.6 tons
445 = 7,737,125,245,533,626,718,119,526.4 tons
455 = 30,948,500,982,134,506,872,478,105.6 tons
465 = 123,794,003,928,538,027,489,912,422.4 tons
475 = 495,176,015,714,152,109,959,649,689.6 tons
485 = 1,980,704,062,856,608,439,838,598,758.4 tons
495 = 7,922,816,251,426,433,759,354,395,033.6 tons
505 = 31,691,265,005,705,735,037,417,580,134.4 tons
515 = 126,765,060,022,822,940,149,670,320,537.6 tons
525 = 507,060,240,091,291,760,598,681,282,150.4 tons

>>5766898

535 = 2,028,240,960,365,167,042,394,725,128,601.6 tons
545 = 8,112,963,841,460,668,169,578,900,514,406.4 tons
555 = 3.2451855365842672678315602057626E31 tons
565 = 1.2980742146337069071326240823050E32 tons
575 = 5.1922968585348276285304963292201E32 tons
585 = 2.0769187434139310514121985316880E33 tons
595 = 8.3076749736557242056487941267522E33 tons
605 = 3.3230699894622896822595176507007E34 tons
615 = 1.3292279957849158729038070602803E35 tons
625 = 5.3169119831396634916152282411211E35 tons
635 = 2.1267647932558653966460912964484E36 tons
645 = 8.5070591730234615865843651857938E36 tons
655 = 3.4028236692093846346337460743175E37 tons
665 = 1.3611294676837538538534984297270E38 tons
675 = 5.4445178707350154154139937189080E38 tons
685 = 2.1778071482940061661655974875632E39 tons
695 = 8.7112285931760246646623899502528E39 tons
715 = 1.3937965749081639463459823920405E41 tons
725 = 5.5751862996326557853839295681618E41 tons
735 = 2.2300745198530623141535718272647E42 tons
745 = 8.9202980794122492566142873090589E42 tons
755 = 3.5681192317648997026457149236236E43 tons
765 = 1.4272476927059598810582859694494E44 tons
775 = 5.7089907708238395242331438777977E44 tons
785 = 2.2835963083295358096932575511191E45 tons
795 = 9.1343852333181432387730302044763E45 tons
805 = 3.6537540933272572955092120817905E46 tons
815 = 1.4615016373309029182036848327162E47 tons
825 = 5.8460065493236116728147393308648E47 tons
835 = 2.3384026197294446691258957323459E48 tons
845 = 9.3536104789177786765035829293838E48 tons
855 = 3.7414441915671114706014331717535E49 tons
865 = 1.4965776766268445882405732687014E50 tons
875 = 5.9863107065073783529622930748056E50 tons
885 = 2.3945242826029513411849172299222E51 tons
895 = 9.5780971304118053647396689196890E51 tons
905 = 3.8312388521647221458958675678756E52 tons

>>5766901

Mount Everest = 2.909836E13 tons ::: STR 256 = maximum carrying capacity of 32,369,622,321,725.44 tons

Earth's Moon = 8.099453E19 tons ::: STR 363 = maximum carrying capacity of 88,544,371,553,805,847,756.8 tons

Earth = 6.584767E21 tons ::: STR 395 = maximum carrying capacity of 7,555,786,372,591,432,341,913.6 tons

Jupiter = 2.092848E23 tons ::: STR 436 = maximum carrying capacity of 2,224,423,508,090,917,681,459,363.84 tons

The Sun = 2.191874E27 tons ::: STR 486 = maximum carrying capacity of 2,277,809,672,285,099,705,814,388,572.16 tons

Betelguese = 3.069650E28 tons ::: STR 505 = maximum carrying capacity of 31,691,265,005,705,735,037,417,580,134.4 tons

Supermassive Black Hole = 8.112647E33 tons ::: STR 595 = maximum carrying capacity of 8.3076749736557242056487941267522E33 tons

Average Globular Cluster = 1.102311E35 tons ::: STR 614 = maximum carrying capacity of 1.1630744963118013887908311777453E35 tons

Milky Way Galaxy = 2.204623E39 tons ::: STR 686 = maximum carrying capacity of 2.5044782205381070910904371106978E39 tons

Virgo Supercluster = 2.204623E43 tons ::: STR 752 = maximum carrying capacity of 2.3192775006471848067197147003554E43 tons

Observable Universe = 3.306934E49 tons ::: STR 855 = maximum carrying capacity of 3.7414441915671114706014331717535E49 tons

>>5766426
Really you could just use it more like a swinging device (a la monkey bars, except you just place a new bar everytime, if you were really buff you could use just one). Or do a sort of pull up with momentum, if you want to move up. Once again, you'd have to be buff to do this with one rod, but it is possible. See the "salmon ladder" obstacle on Ninja Warrior. Would be a similar sort of thing.

>>5766913
Holy shit. That means that a Neutronium Golem can carry stars. OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>>5766148

As someone else said, when it reaches the peasant who drops it or lets go, it travels 0 miles per hour. So that doesn't really do anything.

>>5766950
Not if you apply the laws of momentum at only that point, and not at any other point in the thought experiment.

>>5766898
>>5766901
>>5766913

Don't forget that a hulking hurler can throw anything considered a light load, so divide maximum capacities by 3. Unless you take the Overburdened Heave trait, then you can throw up to your medium load.

>>5766994
Where is that rock?

>>5766948
Neutronium Golems are nothing, if you've read through the Immortals Handbook they're from. There are stats for UNIVERSES. SENTIENT UNIVERSES. All of which probably have a bunch of Neutronium Golems inside.

>>5766913

Throwing the universe you say...

>>5764672
Just remember that more natural strength means more muscle, hence you become heavier.

A hulking hurler can throw a boulder with a rope attached to it and the other end tied to himself.
But the more pressing question is, how many ranks in stealth do I need so I can crawl up my own ass without noticing?

>>5767149

>crawl up my own ass without noticing

wat

>>5767149

What if he tied to boulders to himself, one on each arm, and threw them one after another while he was still in the air. The momentum would cause him to stay airborne indefinitely!

>>5767181
Giant boulder helicopter?

>>5767068
>sentient universes
OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER

>>5767181

No.

>>5767193
these are some of the things hydrogen atoms do, given 13 billion years of evolution.

>>5767193
Nah, man. If you're a sentient universe, there's no way you'd realize it. Hell, we could ALL be sentient universes.

This is a trick I've always wanted to pull on players to piss them off.

>>5767181
Rope would break. That or he'd tear off his own arms.

>>5767232
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

>>5767232
"Yeah, you're really a universe. That bath you took last week? Wiped out thirteen post-technological sentient races. Good job, douchebag."

>>5764695
Dude, this is a much better alternative.

>>5767192
I'm picturing a Goliath doing this then spinning into the foe.

"So..."
"6d10. Fucker."

>>5767279
"Yeah, so since you like wiping out whole races so much, you fall."

>>5767279
You're really a sentient human, that bath last week wiped out like a kajillion bacteria.

>>5767407
One of the vows from BoED talks about adventurers straining all water they drink so they don't accidentally harm any small creatures. WHAT ABOUT BACTERIA, BITCHES?!

>>5767176
Dude, it's only a DC 80 escape artist check.

>>5765968
For the /co/mrades out there.

Also, I laughed at this entire thread. I'm not even going to take this seriously in the slightest, I just can't. The shit you have done to give the middle finger to physics is astounding and hilarious.

I find this thread hilarious.

>>5767478
I found you hilarious too.

So it's a pain in the ass to do unless you go Gestalt, but Hulking Hurler + Master of the Unseen Hand is hilarious.

Anything you can lift as a medium load counts as a weapon. Anything that you can use as a weapon you can LIFT WITH YOUR MIND.

>Get a line of lvl 1 commoners.
>A HUGE line, 100 miles long.
>Have them all ready an action to grab a 10 ft. pole from the person behind them and >pass it to the next person.
>Give the one at the end of the line a pole.
>The pole will travel 100 miles in 6 seconds (1round)
>Commoner rail cannon.

What if, instead of a pole, you give the commoners an immovable rod, and have the very last commoner press the button; what would happen?

>>5767575
OH SHI

>>5766148

Problem - what happens when it reaches the end of the line? The last commoner has used their action to grab the pole.

>>5767580

>>5767638
They throw it.

Alternatively, they jump into the enemy.

>DC 80: Extremely tight space
>This is the DC for getting through a space when one’s head shouldn’t even be able to fit; this can be as small as 2 inches square for Medium-size creatures. Halve this limit for each size category less than Medium-size; double it for each size category greater than Medium-size. If the space is long, such as in a chimney, multiple checks may be called for.


the rest of the party can be transported in the juggle hurlers

>>5766148

With enough commoners I can instantly move any item, to any location. Distance doesn't matter, it always takes 6 seconds, so long as I have enough commoners.

THIS WILL REVOLUTIONISE ALL TRADE!

>>5767857

The peasant item teleport is much more elegant then the rail gun.

For one thing, it doesn't try to work in real world physics into a game.

It's also somewhat realistic in that people have done this kinda shit.

>>5767857

Revolutionise communications, too. Talking is a free action. Across entire galaxies, you'll never have more than a 6-second lag on whatever passes down the Peasant Line.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

>>5767921

You just have to figure out how to get them to breath.

>>5767927

And you know, feed and water them.

>>5767934
Wizard did it.

>>5767945
>>5767927
Too expensive. The peasants can hand one another baskets of food/water and bladders of air.

>>5767945

It's not getting them the food that an issue, it's making the food in the first place.

I kinda enjoy how the com and trade tech peasant whatever is much more logical than the rail gun.

>>5767963

I assume you would use some magicially created tube to store the peasants?

>>5767934

Get a Wizard to shrink down a few rows of these peasants inside a tube. One line passes items, one passes food, another water, and another passes either the spoken word or written notes.

Wouldn't it just be easier and less expensive just to open a tiny hole in the fabric of space-time to talk through?

When you throw yourself, what you're really throwing is the world.

You are now an epic level hulking hurler.

>>5764772
>Where green and Red boiler suits, grow mustaches and call yourselves the Super Smash Brothers.

>>5764776
>I could get another Hurler to work with me. I hurl myself while carrying him, then hurl him, then he catches me at the peak of my hurl and hurls me. Then I do the same for him, and we travel through the air indefinitely.

Oh god, video related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ajjf5aMBmU

>>5765756
Cry more. You are just mad that magic beats your science.

Let's do some math.

100 mile line of Peasants. 6 seconds travel time. That works out to about 26 822.4m/s.

c is 299 792 458 m/s.

Not quite there yet, bros.

>>5768344
what if we did this...with Neutronium golems? MILLIONS OF THEM

>>5768344

Fiddling around, we'd need a line of Peasants about 1.15 million Miles (that's 1850745.6 kilometres) long for the transferred object to reach the speed of light. That's about 4-5 times the distance from the Earth to the Moon.

>>5768428
how many peasants is that?

>>5768428
You best start rounding the peasants up soon, then.

>>5768399
wouldnt make a difference, peseants are also cheaper.

I bet a hurler couldn't hurl a cloud

>>5768461

Well, what are the rules for 'personal space' in D&D? If we give each Peasant 2m of space - close enough to still be able to talk and whatnot, then 1.15million miles of Peasants works out to be about 925372800 Peasants, about 1/6th the modern world's population.

As a DM, would you award experience to someone for everything on a planet if you say, threw a sun into it?

What happens when a Hulking Hurler hurls?

>>5768508
How much hurl could a hulking hurler hurl if a hulking hurler could hurl hurls?

>>5768501
we are forgetting something.

Every round, you get a move action.
We only need one peasant every 30 feet.

>>5768541

Well in that case we only need 202400000 million Peasants. They'd still need to form a 1.15 million mile line, though.

Oh god. I cannot count the number of times this thread has made me laugh until I cried so far.

>>5768564

Whoops, ignore that first use of the word 'million'. My bad.

>>5768007

And then we build a series of these tubes, all around the world?

>>5768628
It'll be like the internet, but with peasants.

Someone who's better at math than I am figure out how many Peasants you'd need to cover the Earth in a network of them all standing in a grid, each 'node' 30ft away from the next Peasant. While it may not be faster than light, you'd still be able to transmit things from opposite ends of the Earth in 6 seconds.

>>5768643
Reminds me of a Terry Pratchett book.
"What do you call the things that grind wheat?"
"Peasants."

This is by far the orkiest thing I have ever heard of. Why haven't the orks done something like this yet?

>>5768643
if we gave them pictures with notes on the back, we could make 4chan

>>5768680

Ladies and gentlemen, you have your mission!

>>5768655

You might not need that much. Just a strategic network of Alphornomancers, blasting out the message every few miles. Peasants in the area would feel compelled to pass it along.

>>5768680

40 million hours in MSPaint.

>>5768828
add more peasants.
Make the hurlers hurling hurlers too

use undead instead of peasants
don't need food or air

>>5769061
skeletons work best.
Zombies are slow and others have free will (usually) or are just higher maintenance.

>>5768828
It's fucking beautiful.

>>5769061
UNDEAD PEASANTS!

How about a combination of all the ideas:
1: Craft an item that adds a +80 bonus to escape artist.
2: Line up enough commoners to reach the speed of light.
3: All commoners preform a dc 80 check simultaneously starting with the one that wields the magic item (Since the next one in line ends up "wearing" the item he gets the bonus from it as well)
4: Last in line is a Hurler that throws the commoners at what is now the speed of light.
5: ???
6: Profit!

>5: ???

Perhaps the most appropriate use of this.

>>5769111

Problem is, Skeletons can't talk, so you wouldn't be able to use them as part of the communications network.

>>5769669
pass notes instead.

>>5769666
We can make the second last person in line a Warforged. Then we've got a nice little spaceship that goes faster then the speed of light and contains several million people. Perfect for colonizing the galaxy.

>>5769638
/tg/, you are MAGNIFICENT.

>>5768655
>While it may not be faster than light, you'd still be able to transmit things from opposite ends of the Earth in 6 seconds.

Transmit say, a picture in 6 seconds? I'd wager that's faster than the internet for at least several of us around here.

goddamn, medieval internet

and it doesn't use the "hurrr add real world physics to D&D mechanics" either

>>5769842

a dc80 escape check to hide in package

and assassinate any man with the peasantnet within 6 seconds

>>5769842

I'd wager anything up to a decent sized load, so long as it could be argued to not slow the character down from performing basic actions. So, notes and pictures, definitely. Anything up to a chest would be arguably included.

That, and Pixie Hulking Hurlers.

could you deliver a babby in 6 seconds

>>5769889

Depends on whether or not giving birth counts as as strenuous an activity as talking.

How about transporting people? Add one person to the line, and they switch places with the next person in the line, and so forth. That may require a bit of magical intervention, though.

>>5767192
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?

>>5769911
I assume birth is considered a strenuous activity. However, IIRC /tg/ decided at one point that it was possible to have an Iron Heart Surge abortion.

bump for awesome

this thread has blown my mind

>>5769638
I can't imagine this doing anything other than tearing a hole into reality and outward into the planes.

>>5769638

But instead of that, they all hide inside of the commoner in front of thems' anus, until the last peasant is a granfalloon of backwards anus-housing. Like a giant matroyshka of commoner's hiding in the anus of a commoner hiding in an anus of a commoner hiding in an anus.

And THEN the hulking hurler throws *that*.

Have NONE of you heard of CharOp's Hulking Hurler build? Seriously, it's THE signature build of the board next to Pun-Pun.

Maybe with an appropriate jump check? I would rule that if a PC at my table made a jump check to move the same way he was throwing himself, that it would count.

>>5771994

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This thread raped physics like I raped those halflings the other night.

I am heartily amused /tg/! Thank you!

>>5769638
just imagining the sounds that would accompany this, and I can't stop laughing

*pop*Argh! *pop*ARGH!*pop*AGRH!*pop**pop**pop**pop*popopopopopopopopop*
fffffffffffffffffffffsssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhooooooommmmmmmpppppppphhhhhhhhBOOM

>>5767580

Oh damn, i remember that, someone came up with "The Spelunker". An assassin that specialized in crawling up someones ass and backstabbing them to death from the inside.

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>>5766913

I'm glad someone hasn't forgotten what we do here

>>5771994
How about a line of Hulking Hurlers, each with DC 80, climbing into each other, and then the guy at the end, powered by the momentum of all the Hurlers before him, hurls himself into space, and as he does so, shits out the guy inside him, and they proceed to hurl each other as the second guy shits out a third, who joins them in the cycle of hurling...

>>5772948
Do this twice.
Hulking hurler collision physics experiment.
Fund it.

LHC
Large Hurler Collider

this is still going? i love you /tg/ the best threads lives longer

WHY DOES THIS THREAD MAKE ME THINK OF CHO ENIKI?

What if the entire party has high ranks of escape artist, can they hide in each other?

An entire party in one body?

Or an army?

Trojan horse anyone?

>>5773013
BECAUSE IT'S PERFECT.

Come on, just look at them! And be honest, this is exactly the sort of thing you can imagine in Cho Aniki; hordes of muscular, oiled up, speedo-clad men holding hands as they fly off into the heavens, grinning all the time.

/tg/ - Giving physics the middle finger as we min-max gods.

Or:

/tg/ - Piercing the heavens with ass invading Hulking Hurlers.

God I missed you /tg/ good to see you still get shit done.

>Why throw yourself when you have friends?

You and a friend each become Hulking Hurlers. You use a rope or chain to connect one another by the waist. If you can get enough levels in the skill, one of you can hurl the other, and when the rope/chain goes taught, will be carried along for the ride.

>>5773170
See >>5772948; all we need to do is alter the plan to have the Hurlers wear 2 chains each; one attached to the guy in front of them, who'll climb up their anus; the other attached to the guy in front.

>>5772958
I suggest doing it with the populations of 2 countries, or better yet, 2 planets; that way, we have better results.

Another idea: hulking hurlers megaton bomb
We take two hulking hurlers and enchant them as if they were unmovable rods, then we make them simultaneously hurl eachother. Unstoppable force + unmovable object = OMGWTFDIVIDEBYZERO

What kind of of You have Hulking Hurler?