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Get virusbombed to death, and then watch as a Nurgle Plague Titan shoots all the demons.

Intercept a rouge trader vessel and take it over.

>>5738548
Cadia does not get virusbombed.

Also, start vomiting profuseley. And defacating. then mix it up and eat it.

>>5738533
Are either of our sergeants capable of infiltrating Kasr Lain and waging a sabotage campaign against the defenses?

rolled 6 = 6

Search the immediate area for survivors of the massacre and butcher or convert them.

>>5738561
Yes it can, easily, Plague Fleets carry that shit like it was meth

>Are either of our sergeants capable of infiltrating Kasr Lain and waging a sabotage campaign against the defenses?

No. They were your first converts and are shitstorm crazy.One of your fresher recruits may be able to, if you can trust them.

>>5738595
Damn. Trust is one thing, but I'd prefer some reliability here and fresh converts probably aren't skilled enough.

In that case, what weapon outfits are available? Do we have anything that can outrange the stubber turrets? Any crude means of indirect fire?

Blitzkrieg against Kasr Lain. Attack full force, shouting praises to the Ruinous Powers.

>Blitzkrieg against Kasr Lain

>Your forces require guidance. Select vehicles to be used.

>OR

>Infantry rush.

>The choice is yours.

>>5738696
The nine tanks we have. And the sentinels we had earlier.
Back the chimeras into the fortress walls, let the infantry rush straight out of the back hatches and FUCK SHIT UP

>>5738696
As many Russes as we can field along with the Hellhounds.

>All Tanks
>Sentinels
>Hellhounds
>Infantry in Chimeras

You take charge and rally the men into the tanks, your two sergeants taking the command positions of a Leman Russ Battle Tank, leading a Demolisher, Eradicator, and Battle Tank squad each. Yours is the command tank for the entire squadron. Taking the two Hellhounds, you're reduced to 10 soldiers, 6 of which take sentinels (which need to have weapons selected.) You have 4 remaining guardsmen, and the 3 daemons.

>Input Command...

>>5738766
CHARGE

>>5738775
>6 of which take sentinels (which need to have weapons selected.)

RETARD.

rolled 3 = 3

>>5738766
Have the four guardsmen ride on tanks of their choice. The daemons ride with us.

>Input Sentinel Weapon Loadout...

Utilizing the Fatechanger, your Sentinels are warped with the power of Change to gain a secondary weapon mount. Select a weapon.

>Twin Linked Sentinel Weapon Upgrade Granted

rolled 2 = 2

>>5738805
Multilasers and Heavy Flamers for all.

>>5738805
Lascannons + Plasmacannons

rolled 3 = 3

>>5738836
Three of these.

>>5738856
Three of those.

>>5738881
I agree

four remaining guardsmen, set them up with sniper rifles, daemons ride with us.

Your armored sentinels stride up beside the lines, bristling with firepower. Lascannons linked to Multilasers glow with power as they stand beside a new monstrous weapon. Blue flames of crackling energy spew from the generator tanks of the beast's gullet.

>Unlocked: Plasma Incinerator
>Str 7 AP 2 Template

The 4 remaining guardsmen pair up with sniper rifles and jump onto the two Sgt.'s tanks. Your daemons pile aboard your own tank.

You're force is ready.

>Input Battle Cry...

>>5738942
"For pony!" is far too corny....

"For babes, money and alcohol!!!"

>>5738942
"FOR THE DARK GODS!"

.

>Input Battle Cry...

I call to continue using convoy
It worked before

>>5738942
IN THE NAME OF CHAOS LET NONE SURVIVE

>>5738942
"LET THEM FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR POWER!"

rolled 6 = 6

>>5738942
I'M COMING FOR YOU, CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Alternatively, if they're appealing to slaanesh....

COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE

>Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
>You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

>Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
>By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

>Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
>Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
>Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Your force rolls out of the ruined base at a slow pace, picking up into full tilt flat out movement as you start towards Kasr Lain. It will take 3 hours to reach the city. It will be dark in 1.5 hours.

>Input Command...
>OR
>Wait until night. Input Battle Theme...

>OP suggests Creeping Death.

BLITZKRIEG THE SHIT OUTTA IT!

>>5739047
Continue playing convoy, creeping death mode activate. Meanwhile, have a party inside the tanks.

rolled 6 = 6

>>5739047
I suggest Blood Ocean.

While we're on this trip, keep a lookout for anything living, and kill it.

As you approach the outskirts of Kasr Lain, your force is re-organized.

You lead the charge with your Khornate Daemon Power Chainsword drawn and pointed forth. You're inside the 'kill zone' before the sentries can spot you. Spotlights flare to life as they struggle to track your forces in the night. Your Battle Cannon fires into the station of the Sentry Tower, blowing the entire canopy to smithereens as the Multi-Lascannon Sentinels blast at the opposite tower, knocking out the supports and causing it to crash backwards into the city. The gates are fast approaching your column as your 3 Plasma Incinerator Sentinels race ahead, Plasma spewing in a great wave and boiling away the gates. Your battle cannon fires and detonates the remaining shrapnel, leaving a clean passage directly into the heart of Kasr Lain.

Only then does the alarm become active. Your force is in the outskirts of the city, but inside the city itself.

>Input Commands...

>>5739047
Wait till nightfall. Attack when they sleep. In the meantime, pray for some daemonic gift of seeing at night.

>>5739127
Disregard.

As for new commands, proceed to destroy the command structure, starting at the top if possible. Send them into disarray and their PDF will crumble. Also try to disable communications to prevent them from calling Imperial reinforcements.

As you slaughter the guardsmen, try to leave some alive to convert.
Also, pray for some more daemonic aid.

>>5739140
Make sure to target religious figures on the way if you pass any.

>>5739126
Hit their broadcasting center ASAP, stop them from getting information out.

rolled 5 = 5

Set the daemonettes loose to slaughter and convert. Give strict orders not to damage the spaceport or any ships there.

>Communications must fail.
>Command Structure must be destroyed.

The PDF forces roll up in Sentinels and Chimera Transports. Your tanks are forced into a single file line to fit in the streets. Multilaser fire scorches across the front of your tank, completely in effective as a cannon shell fires in response, blowing the cockpit cleanly off the legs, which topple over and into a building. Civilians run out, as the general alarm is sounded and people evacuate the part of the city you've entered. The 3 Plasma sentinels streak forward once again, concentrating their fire at the newly arrived targets, covering the area in plasma and effectively creating a wall of boiling death. Your Demolisher tanks break off towards the large palace of the Kasr Lord, only a short ways away. The Eradicators move to support them. You're left with 5 Battle Tanks as the other 4 move off to execute your orders. The Slaaneshi Daemonette pulls a Vox unit from the tank, bringing the unit to her mouth as the Fatechanger links the broadcast to the entire Kasr.

The Daemonette's seductive voice fills the airwaves as it is magnified and broadcast over the entire Kasr, from every speaker.

"You should all lay down your arms... We mean you no harm... But resist, and well, we will have to kill you. But Chaos is just a few simple words away, and we don't judge past affronts to our Lords!"

>Input Commands...

>>5739229
Continue broadcasting that message throughout the city. Order 2 of the tanks to start destroying symbols of the emperor that are around the palace grounds. Are there any infantry forces that can be used to take the palace?

rolled 9 = 9

>>5739229
RIPNTEAR BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>5739249
If there aren't tell the palace to surrender or you'll start blasting it to bits.

rolled 2 = 2

ARE YOU GIRLS AWAKE, ITS HERESY TIME!

OR

Promise the palace to Nurgle. You haven't earned his favor yet. Pray for Nurgle to poor some disease and decay into that palace and all its denizens.

rolled 17 = 17

>>5739316
WE AREN'T HERE TO PLEASE EVERYONE, JUST KHORNE. NOW GET BACK TO THE KILLING.

>>5739327
But with all the powers of the dark gods then we can REALLY fuck shit up.

>Continue broadcasting that message throughout the city

>Sack the Palace

Two tanks blast away the gates as the extra guardsmen and three squads led by your Sergeants surge into the palace. You are not kept waiting for long. As you continue along your path towards destroying more symbols of the Emperor, irate rebels and converts pour from the woodwork of the lower parts of the hive city, taking up arms against the PDFs, some of the PDFs themselves being swayed by your daemonette's sweet promises.

You hear a great scream of peril as you look to the palace. You see a figure plummeting from the top of the parapet, clad in golden marks of office. You look to the parapet with a sick smile as you see Sgt. Voldune staring down at the smear on the pavement. A great crackling wracks the speakers of the city.

"Pathetic worms! Your Lord has fallen! He died a cowards death! Rather than fight for you, he threw himself over the edge of his ruling platform! Submit to our will and revel in the blessings of CHAOS!"

You recognize that voice as Sgt. Belarius. His team must have found the command network.

The PDFs are waivering fast. Their morale is shattered. Such worms are not even fit for sport to slaughter.

>Input Command...

rolled 11 = 11

WE STARTED THIS FIGHT WITH KHORNE, AND BY THE SAGGY TECHPRIEST TITS WE'LL FINISH IT THAT WAY TOO.

Then we must make a job out or their killing.

>>5739316
>poor

Fuck. Pour.

>>5739340
CONVERT EVERYONE. Convert or become play things to the coming demons.

Now that the command structure has been wiped out, proceed to the space port. You need to capture that ASAP before some bright commander decides to sabotage is to prevent your reinforcements.

rolled 6 = 6

TAKE THE PORT TAKE THE PORT

>SPACEPORT. NOW.

Your force moves towards the spaceport as the Fatechanger hijacks the Vox network once again. You catch bits of a transmission.

".n.er..ood. Th. .a.k A..els .re en ro..e"

Converts are swearing allegence to your iron will left and right. From your estimate, they were all rather unhappy with the Kasr's Lord, and you now have a force of quite large size. Your force now numbers in the ~250s, with a few hundred thousand civilians who may or may not know shit about what is going on.

You arrive at the space port. You cannot take your tank in, but you have yourself, your daemons, and 15 guardsmen.

>Input Command...

Continue the slaughter of the defenders, the flowing blood shall please Khorne.
Allow the Daemonettes to continue converting people, Slaanesh will favour this.
Take command of the Kasr as quickly as possible, Tzeentch will then have had his hand in this game.

Once control is established, have the newly converted citizens pile the corpses in one location, and have some trusted servant oversee this and organise the corpse-heap into a symbol of Nurgle, offering the dead as vessels for his diseases.

Whilst Nurgle gets a hold on this Kasr, pack your shit up and get off planet before you and your followers become the walking dead.

rolled 6 = 6

>>5739413
Charge in.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

rolled 69 = 69

>>5739413
FUKKEN CHARGE!

>>5739432
>>5739435
Chargemind.

>>5739413
Break into the spaceport and make your way to the master control room. Attempt to cut-off communications that way. Not really sure what was being said over the vox, but if you had it your way, it wouldn't be anything for the moment. Once you get to the control room lockdown the port.

Lastly, pick a god(s) and have converts start doing the relevant rituals and what have you.

>>5739413
Sounds good. Load up on flamers, shotguns, grenades, and CC weapons!

rolled 13, 8 = 21

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE

rolled 1 = 1

n.er.good. The .a.k Angels are en route

PARTIAL TRANSLATION FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>5739413

>Understood. The tank A..ls are en-route.

This worries me somewhat.

>>5739474

It's not angels, dude.

>>5739474
OH CHAOS FUCK. Those rituals for daemons need to start 10 minutes ago and that control room needs to be taken ASAP

rolled 5 = 5

Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to get fucked by the Dark Angels.

>>5739478

So, what does the 'A..ls' mean?

>>5739474
>>5739478
>Understood. The Dark Angels are en-route.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>5739478
Try >Understood. The Dark Angels are en-route.

'tard.

SPEHSS MEHREENZ ADVANCE

rolled 1, 2 = 3

>>5739505
ITS KILLIN TIME

rolled 2 = 2

How soon can we get a ship to the Eye of Terror and back?

So, we can't take the tanks and there's a possiblity of either the Dark Angels or a tank company attacking back?

Set our tanks to defensive positions. Crew them with newbie converts who know how to make the turret go boom. Flee off-planet.

Simples.

>n.er.good. The .a.k Angels are en route
>Understood. The Dark Angels are en route.

>FFFFFFFFFFFF Indeed.


>>5739428

>CHAOS LEVEL: 32
>Khorne: +70
>Tzeentch: +46
>Slaanesh: +55
>Nurgle: +40

>Khorne Favor increased: +1 S, +1 A, + Relentless
>Tzeentch Favor increased: +1 Sv (2++) Psyker Ability Enabled. Power Gained: Contact (Chaos Sorcerers, Daemons)
>Slaanesh Favor increased: +1 I, Daemonette Retinue unlocked. Gain 3 Daemonettes.
>Nurgle Favor increased: +1 T, +1 W, Unlock Allies: Plague Marines

>CHAOS LEVEL INCREASED. INCREASE 1 STAT.


You surge through the spaceport, rending any who stand in your path. You did not authorize transmissions. Those who disobey die before your hand.
Entering the communication booth, you find an Imperial Guard Commander standing at the station. He turns to you as the shuts off the vox.

"So you're the one responsible for all of this." He stands with a plasma pistol at his side and power sword sheathed at his hip. He slams down a control pad, sealing your small squad behind a bulkhead as you jump into the room in time to dodge it. You're alone with him.

"I'll keep you here long enough for reinforcements to arrive and purge you from this world, heretical scum."

He draws his power sword. He seems to be offering you a challenge of honorable combat.

>Input Command...

>>5739566
Charge him and break him.

Also get ready to destroy the Dark Angles ships and get the cultists in a defensive position

rolled 17, 7 = 24

>>5739566
Punch his skull off.

rolled 4 = 4

>>5739566
Shoot him in the kneecaps.

>>5739566
Can you...summon daemons on your spot? Otherwise, pray for an infusion of powers from the dark gods and try to waste him.

Don't kill him, break his legs and use his body as a flag

rolled 4 = 4

>>5739620
Try? We are a Chaos Space Marine.

>>5739566
Seriously? With our fucking stats? We can beat avatars to death like this. Just break him in half!

>>5739566

Waitwut? My advice was taken. Awesome.

Screw this guy's honourable combat. TRY AND CONVERT HIM WITH YOUR DAEMONETTES.

>>5739630
It may be a trick.

WAIT

THAT IS CREED IN DISGUISE

>>5739566

Fuck honorable combat, shoot the fucker.

>>5739624
I thought we were a guardsman turned to chaos? Ah well. If we're a CSM just kill him and use his body as a banner to show what happens to those who stand to oppose you.

Charge!


THEN STOP MID CHARGE AND BLOW HIM APART WITH YOUR FUCKING BOLT PISTOL

JUST AS TZEENTCH

>>5739645
If we don't kill him in CC, Khorne won't be pleased

rolled 10 = 10

RIPNTEAR

Waitwaitwaitwait.

This guy's trying to hold you back. >>5739428 Look at that Nurgle bit. Nurgle may or may not be making corpses get up and start lollygagging around.

PLAGUES EVERYWHERE. Kill this fucker and get out of there.

Updated Stats?

>>5739630
Yea, what are we now, like on par with fucking abaddon? RIP HIM IN HALF!

USE YOUR GODLY POWER TO KILL HIM AND THE DARK ANGELS

>>5739655
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
NO SNEAKY FAGGOTRY IN HERE!
SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!

>>5739660

Khorne has all the favour he needs. We need to turn out attention to the other Gods as well.

Wait, why do we still have a chainsword?

Ask Khorne for a Daemon Axe for christsake

rolled 75 = 75

I'm slightly disappoint we went for all the gods instead of what everyone first wanted, just to BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE!

>>5739692
Khorne is the most important, besides.

We can waste this sucker in under a second

>WS: 6 BS: 5 S: 6 T: 6 W: 5 I: 7 A: 7+2d6 Ld: 10 Sv: 2++
>Fearless, Chosen of Khrone, Furious Charge, Fleet, Relentless

>Chosen of Khorne:
>Immunity: Instant Death
>Immunity: Psyker Abilities


>Statline before CHAOS LEVEL (+1 any stat), but after recent upgrades

>Shoot him in the knee caps, punch his skull off

You draw your own chainsword showing respect for a split second before your whip out your bolt pistol and loose off 2 shots at his legs. One missed, but the other connects with his calf, blowing off his right leg.
"Honorless wretch."
"I could care less, Imperial dog."
You put another shot into his shoulder as he tries to raise his pistol. He swings his sword in a final act of defiance as you deflect the blow and sever his arm. Sheathing your chainsword in his stomach, you wrap your fist around his face and plant your boot in his chest. In a fountain of gore and blood, you rip his head from his body, his spine coming with it. You retrieve your sword as you approach the bulkhead and slice through it with your blade, tossing the head and spine at a nearby guardsman, who keels over and vomits. Your short laughter of victory is cut short by the distinct shrill whistling of something falling.

>Input Command...

>>5739692
>>5739696
KHORNE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH FAVOR!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>5739698

We just got plenty of favour with Nurgle and Plague Marine allies. What's Khorne given us beside a random bint?

This is now our theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&feature=related


If we do not say

CRACK THEM IN HALF
or
SPLIT THEM OPEN

i will be disappoint

>>5739702
Try to destroy the Dark Angels' ships.

If they manage to reach the planet's surface, mount your convoy up and destroy them

>>5739694
>It's a Khornate Daemon Weapon. It's a Power Chainsword. And by Power Chainsword, I mean it's a fucking Chainsword, with an energy field. And that shit is awesome. You can get it in DoW 2. I'll post pic later.

>>5739702

Dark Angels are on their way. Nurgle plague taking over city.

Get out of there whilst the plague can occupy the spehs mahrehnz

rolled 3 = 3

>>5739702
Increase Strength.

>>5739702
>Your short laughter of victory is cut short by the distinct shrill whistling of something falling.

oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck

Rally your forces together and beseech the Chaos Gods for aid if it really is the Dark Angels.

>>5739707
We need more WS, seriously.

What does Failbaddon have? 8?

>>5739702
dat statline


Send someone to call in some chaos space marines. You're going to need as many of those as you can just in case the daemons don't come pouring out of the streets.

>>5739718
I know brah, but axes are the chosen weapon of Khorne.

rolled 87 = 87

GET THE FUCK TO WHERE THE ACTION IS

>>5739729

We got Plague Marine allies to call upon now don't we?

>>5739702
With those fucking stats we can rip an entire company of marines to pieces!
SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Take out the enemy ships.

Escape from the planet

rolled 12 = 12

>Escape from the planet
SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

We need more Leadership. Nothing makes us break and run, and our minions can damn well stand with us for the glory of Chaos.

rolled 6 = 6

>>5739742
Yes we do.

CALL THE PLAGUE MARINES

Summon the Plague Marines.

Use the Planetary Defences to destroy enemy ships

Kill the rest

Then leave

>>5739759

This is why we ignore that voice at the back of our head telling us to push children into razor-wire. It'll be funny but not smart in the long run.

Plague Marines? What can this humble servant of Nurgle do for you gentlemen?

Escape. Leave the shitty nurgle fag zombies to tie up the Dark Angles.

Take your khorne, SLaaneshi, and Tzeenthcian followers along with demons and sexy tanks and get on a ship. Fly that shit fucker to the eye of terror. Its time to show Abbadon what a real leader looks like

>Spaceport Shiplist

In the spaceport, there are a great deal of interstellar ships, and a handful of fast vehicles meant for combat. (Valkyries/Vendettas/Vulture Gunships)

The screech of a drop pod shatters the sky as a thunderous crash rattles the buliding landing directly in the room you were just in.

"The taint of Chaos has been located."

You turn to face a fully armed squad of tactical space marines. The Dark Angels have arrived.

>Input Command...

>>5739766
10 is the max
Besides, we're fearless

>>5739766
>Ld: 10 And Fearless
What?

>>5739790
Kill them all

>>5739790
I: 7 with 7+2d6 attacks?!
FUCKING RIP THEM APART!
THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE!

>>5739790

Point behind them and yell "ZOMBIES AND PLAGUE MARINES"

Pray to the Gods that they turn to look.

>>5739821
Deception is for the cowardly! Charge them! You have initiative, and the favor of Khorne!

>>5739790
Jesus fuck a tac squad. ENGAGE IT IN CC. You've got like a half dozen daemonettes and whatever other people you had following you. Just tear them apart. Afterwords, pick up a transport ship and bring your most loyal followers and as much armor as you can find and pack them in there. Escape to eye of terror after using planetary defenses to blow a hole through the Dark Angel's fleet.

We don't necessarily need to call the Plague Marines. We also have
>Contact: Blood Legions of Khorne (with psyker)
if that's preferred. I hear they're less... rotten.

Scream


CRACK THEM IN HALF

Proceed to Fuck them up

>>5739857
If there's Nurgle zombies in the street it's probably best to just give the city to Nurgle and call it a day. Bring in the Khornate warriors a bit later.

rolled 41 = 41

YOUR BODIES ARE LIKE PEZ DISPENSERS OF BLOOD AND HAPPINESS

>>5739837

Where are our navigators? How the fuck are we going to navigate our way into the EoT by sight alone?

We need to establish aerial initiative and control. Get those Valkyries up and atom and any anti-air we can and bring down those drop pods.

>>5739874
We're buddy buddy with Khorne, I hope he can give us directions when we pull over for a pitstop.

>>5739884
If only.

Charge ahead! Die stupidly!

>>5739790
smile
"Welcome to the killing field. Would any of you gentlemen feel like surrendering to the glorious gods, just drop your weapons and lie down flat, we'll get to you as soon as we've dealt with your brethren. Otherwise, give my regards to your false god"

Hold them up in meleé together with the daemons while the guardsmen fall back into cover

>CLOSE COMBAT. FUCK THEIR SHIT UP.

You turn with your weapon drawn, leaping over the shrapnel of the door, into the heart of the squad. Bolter shells impact your body in a hurricane of fire. They are ineffective against your hardended Daemon Armour, and your blade unleashes the fury of Chaos upon the squad as you dance and weave between the bodies, slicing the Dark Angles to ribbons. More drop pods rock the space port. You exit this room to find more marines coming up the hallway you were in.

>Escape. NOW.

The guardsmen charge into the room as bolter fire erupts from the drop pod, cutting half of them down before they can assault the squad. They still are bolstered by your presence, however, and charge into the death that awaits them. Your daemons follow you hurriedly as you make your way to the hangars, finding a run down, but serviceable ship with some defensive measures. What few followers remain with you hurry on board with you as the remainders struggle to hold off the space marines that plummet from the skies, dying in the name of Chaos. Your ship begins to ascend as a squad of Devastator Marines burst into the hangar.

"MISSILE LOCKED. PROXIMITY WARNING." Flashes before you on the display as two loud *THUD* noises rock the ship, only glancing your underbelly. The Fatechanger summons the powers of the warp to surround the ship in a minor Void Shield, allowing you to escape the hangar.

Ok. Tell the nurgle fags to start using the cities orbital defence lasers to fuck up the battle barge in low orbit.

Get all the rest of your men and demons on then fucking move to the Eye.

>>5739899

Establish aerial control. Try and navigate a safe route past the DA ships.

>>5739917
I think op is boycotting Nurgle

>>5739926
Good, only room for Khorne in here!

>>5739926
No-one likes you, you smell

>>5739926
I think Khorne is superior to Nurgle, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>5739946
Yeah well, we get the Eldar bitches.

>>5739953
We have Slaanesh and Khorne AND TZEENTCH

Come on man you dont have shit.

>>5739949

Tzeentch is so ready to fuck up your shit.

Also: WHERE'S MY PLAGUE MARINE ON DARK ANGEL ROYAL RUMBLE?!

>>5739962
Actually, he does.

>>5739975

Scatratlol

Why the hell do people worship nurgle anyway?

With Khorne you get to become an unstoppable warrior
With Tzeentch you get to become an unstoppable psyker
With Slaanesh you get to become an unstoppable rapist
And with Nurgle? You become a pile of shit

I was gonna go get some sleep. This thread has kept me awake. DAMN YOU /tg/!

>>5740000

Plagues capable of death and destruction on a galactic basis?

>>5739962
No, you have little funnels and demons, if op threw me into the story it'd be me and an entire Plague Marine Warband, which is a Plague fleet of a few ships and a Space Hulk with firepower greater than a Battle Barge.

Of course, I'm not in this story so you guys get creative, summon a Warp whale to eat the DA fleet or something.

WHY IN THE NAME OF MALAL ARE WE RUNNING!? CALL THE PLAGUE MARINES, HOLD THE SPACE PORT!
BLOOD AND GLORY!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

seriously, we have a lot of followers planetside, if we hold long enough for the CSMs to come weäll have a beachhead planetside for when we come back. Besides, who is better at holding a port than the god of stagnation?

Yeah strike at the top, take out that battle barge. Does the ship we're in have any escape pods? You know where I'm going with this, FOR KHORNE, CLOSE COMBAT IN SPAAAAAAACE

>>5740014
That's all well and good but, A pile of shit

>>5740038
YES! BOARD THEIR SHIP!

>>5740045
They turn people inside out, into zombies, and melt the entire planet's biosphere into goo.

>>5740045

Don't anger ol' papa Nurgle then and he won't turn you into a pile of shit.

If I were some sort of galactic overlord, the ability to destroy billions in a matter of days is more than worth it to have some of the more obtuse Nurgle gifts.

>>5739917
This op. the best choice. I should know. I wrote it

>>5740063
I thought pleasing Nurgle would turn you into a pile of shit.

>>5740038
THIS!!! DESECRATE THE DARK ANGEL SHIP! IT WILL BE OUR FLAG SHIP!

then this
>>5740016

>>5740017

The Iron Warriors?

>>5740057
Oxyclean will fix that

>>5740078

Yes, because all those zombies, Plague Marines, various other kinds of Nurgle-worshipping-devoted-maniacs out there are just piles of shit.

Chaos has many faces.

>>5740078
No, it reinforces your body by adding some bloat half the time unless you exercise daily, in which case your nerve endings shut off, making you more resistant to pain.

Example

>Call in for backup.

>Psyker Bullshit Powers Activate
>RAGE FUCKHARD

Using your new found powers over the warp, you reach out with your FUCKING RAGE MIND to try and make contact with reinforcements. Though you reach a few Sorcerors, they're all faggots and deny you support. You're not important enough to waste the men on.

If they only knew.

Your ship rises through the clouds and out of the atmosphere of Cadia. With the Fatechanger acting as your navigator, you manage to enter the Warp before being spotted by the Battle Barge of the Dark Angels. You emerge at the Cadian Gate, entering the Eye of Terror.

>Input Destination...

>>5740089
And those faces are piles of shit

>>5740101
Looks like a pile of shit to me

>>5740116

You look like shit

>>5740109
Destroy the Dark Angels first, do we have any fighters?

If not attack the flank

>>5740109
let's go to one of the Slaanesh planets guys

>>5740109
Fuck the Eye of Terror. Can we go through the Warp to some random lightly defended planet and take it by storm, instead? Then move on to one planet after another, taking only the most hardcore Chaos followers with us each time.

>>5740109
shit... how many of our followers did we get out with us?
we still need an army to challenge Cadia, so let's go on a recruitment tour! once we've filled the ship we head of to the EoT and get a better ship, fill that and go to the Endless WAAAAGH planet in EoT to get the men some Experiance

>>5740123
That was mean ;_;

>>5740110
Please, say that to a Khorne Bezerker. Or that Plague Marine, wherever he went.

>>5740109
Fuck, that Fatechanger is damn useful, eh?

The enemy thinks we're going for the EoT, obviously. We can't guarantee we'll get in there safely, or that we'll find refuge anywhere.

I propose we confuse the enemy and head into the gothic sector. There's gotta be at least one planet we can subdue within reach.

Travel to where Angron lives, hopefully he's is having a bbq.

>You're safely in the Eye of Terror.

>Input Patron Deity World to visit/recruit from...

>OP suggests Slaaneshi or Khornate world, as he has content for one of those.

>OP also has "Show Your Dominance" written.

>>5740109
WHO SAID WE WEREN'T WORTH IT? LETS SHOW THOSE ASSWIPES WHO FUCKS WITH GARY THE BETRAYER, WE DIDNT KILL HUNDREDS OF OUR FORMER COMRADES TO COME HERE AND GET DENIED REVENGE!

>>5740169
Khornate, definitely. Our oldest and best god.

>>5740169

Slaanesh. We need moar bitches for our new pimp-ship!

rolled 1 = 1

>>5740169
Slaneesh world it is.

>>5740144
>Please, say that to a Khorne Bezerker. Or that Plague Marine, wherever he went.

I already told him off.

This topic is amusing, I can sit back and watch this Dark Angels fleet, which is either a Strike Cruiser with only a company, or a full blown battle force of possible Battle Barges with large and small escorts.

For your sake it's just a single Strike Cruiser.

mmmm Go to a chaos undivided planet like in the short story about Warsmith Honso.

Gather warriors in the blood trials and then ask where abby is

>>5740198
>I already told him off

lol wut

you guys take 40k too seriously

>>5740169
well... khorne is our patron, but right now we'll need the scheming of tzeench to oppose CREEEEEEED...
We could also use the FUCKRNDM of Malal... but I doubt he hangs around in the Eye

I vote for going to a khorne world and getting a fleet stared, then go to the others and run a recruitment campaign, the army should be chaos united, we should be chaos perfected

try to gain Abaddons support in a new black crusade

IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS WE HAVE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Khorne Planet

fuck all you Slaaneshi faggots, trying to gay up this rp

>>5740207
>Undivided Planet
>Show Your Dominance

>METAKNOWLEDGE: This means you fuck up Abby's shit and show you're actually not a fucking retard

>>5740198

Plague Marines. For a better tomorrow.

politicalcampaign.jpg

GO TO ANGRON'S CRIB
HAVE SOME KHORNE FLAKES AND SOME KHORNE ON THE COB
SHOUT 'LOOK GREY KNIGHTS'

>you guys take 40k too seriously
>40k too seriously
>too seriously
>/tg/
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>>5740207
Seriously this. Undivided is best. We can get some psyker fags, some bloodletting fags, some faggot fags, and no nurgle. FUCK NURGLE BRO

There is only room for three in the Broforce that is Gary the Betrayer's pantheon

Plague Marines suck ass, all they are, are a big bunch of gelatinous puke

Get rid of them.

+1 Undivided

>>5740238
There's a difference between 'I DON'T AGREE WORDS WORDS WORDS' and 'DON'T YOU INSULT MY GOD WAAAAAAAAAH I'LL BEAT YOU UP'

Fine, Undivided. Whatever. Blood for the blo... hey, we should smoke our cigar.

>>5740247
>Plague Marines kick ass, they have the best statline out of all 4 Cult Marines and generic.

Yes, leave Nurgle out of this, I want to see this unified front last longer than a month before Tzeentch gets bored, also, Khorne with Slaanesh and Tzeentch? Please give me whatever your smoking, because I need it.

>Khornate World


Your ship plunges into the depths of a blood red sea of chaos as you enter the atmosphere of a world devoted solely to Khorne. On the fields below, battle rages constantly as warriors vie for power and glory in the name of the Lord of Skulls.

Your ship lands in what passes as a city on this world, most likely headed by a Grand Champion of Khorne, if not a Daemon Prince. You enter the corridors of power with Khornette at your side, leaving the ship to be watched over by the Fatechanger and the daemonettes. The guardsmen are 'safe' for now.

>Input Command....

Betray the Chaos gods

Go Malal
<Advice Dog>
Fuck Creed up by being LOLSORNDM

>>5740242
>Broforce Pantheon
Fucking awesome.

Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch. By your powers combined I am GARY THE BETRAYER!

>>5740288
we wanted undivided Negi...

>>5740278
lol wut

Berserkers can kill with A2
Noise Marines can choose different weapons for different needs
Thousand Sons can rape heavily armoured things
Shit Marines can make one less attack

Yep really good

>>5740288

Our daemonettes and fuckawesome fatechanger are left alone with a handful of guardsmen and cultists?

They'd better not get Khorne-fucked...that Fatechanger is epic win.

>>5740288
Time to go around a crack a couple of skulls. Show the locals that we're the real deal and then we should have plenty of new recruits lining up.

>>5740288
gather followers by entering the battle

what kind of ship are we in? will we be able to move an army in it? if not, try to get a new ship somehow

>>5740288
Go find the leader of this world

>>5740291

Hey where is Khornette? Did she go back into our head or she out and about. I think we need to talk to her about troop "morale"

Also make all Demonettes Morale and Supply officers.

>>5740329
Gay

>>5740312
>Plauge Marines can be both an effective firewall and can be used to tie up other units in combat with blight grenades and T5. Not forgetting T6 bikers.

>>5740341
They're crappy, LOL U DUN GET ASSUALT ATTACK

Seriously tie up? I spent 23 points on each model and that's all they can do?

>>5740326
We don't have time to look in the mirror all day! We have to go find the imperial lackeys that dare think they can halt our rightful rule of this solar system, and take their skulls for our new throne (as we seem to have misplaced our other throne)

>>5740312
Blight grenades take away all bonus attacks for cc against PMs, we get the standard equipment, and +1 Toughness and Feel no Pain.

Thousand Sons are terrible in CC, and there Bolters only got a AP3 bonus, Noise Marines need to be configured in a specific pattern, otherwise they're pt sinks.

Khorne Berserkers are good, but if your Transport is shot, your guys are getting mowed down, and those extra attacks are lost.

There is a reason why /tg/ only tells new people to take Plague Marines with their Oblits and lash princes.

Negi, is there a chance of overthrowing any significant leader, or not?

>>5740304
>OP Can't count. OP is painting in between posts.
>Undivided is next.


>Crack Skulls. Be awesome.

You enter the 'capitol' and start killing anything in your path as you try to find the person in charge. Berserkers and Daemons charge out to meet you as a hostile force, easily cut down with your brutal weapon. Greater Daemons nod at you with a modicum of respect as they allow you to pass to the chamber of the Blood Lord of the Khornate Legions.

>Input challenge for sway over the Khorne Berserkers to gather your first forces.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR PISSY ASS ARGUMENTS, WE ARE GARY THE BETRAYER AND WE FUCK SHIT UP. THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW! NOW ON TO THE SLAUGHTER!

>>5740354

Along with being equally effective as standard CSM at shooting. A 10 man squad of Plague Marines can easily hold up any power armoured unit for a whole game, or can be left to work their way through low S/T squads. For 230 points, that's easily worth it.

>>5740374
Sounds good

>OP ALSO IS GETTING PISSED AT ALL THE IN-FIGHTING GOING ON. CUT THE SHIT OUT FAGGOTS.

>>5740372
Offer them an eternity of slaughter that can be realised far easier than sitting and waiting in this citadel.

Speak softly:

He who claims to be the ruler of this world come forth and meet khornes chosen. I challenge you in the name of blood. COME FORTH AND DIE

>>5740369
So Plague Marines are good at being killed?

Berserkers are always good and will earn their points back in one turn

I don't care that Thousand Sons suck in CC, due to their ap3 I never find them in CC (unless it's swarm, but who uses TS in swarm?)

And NS take some skill but in the end they're worth it because of their specialisation.

Poop Marines aren't worth the point sink

>On Good Terms with Most Chaos Gods
>Consorts with Daemons
>Badass Cigar

Fuckdamnit, /tg/, we've just turned ourselves into Dranon.

rolled 6 = 6

GUESS WHAT, BITCHES

WE JUST CAME FROM CADIA

HOW MANY FAILED CRUSADES IS THAT AGAIN

>>5740397
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>5740372
Poop on your armour

>>5740413
u mad?

SAGE JAHAHAHSAIDJADAD

Only one choice is worthy of our time, LOGAN'S WORLD!

The planet where slavers sell their wares to Orks! The planet where violence is the pastime of choice! The planet where justice lies in the barrel of a gun! The planet where booze flows as readily as blood!

This topic would be great if it wasn't for the faggot who won't stop being obnoxious.

Op can we have epic battle nao?

>>5740109
Okay, who's with us?
I assume our 2 initial converts are still fighting (or dead) in Kasr Lain. Nurgle's going to drop Plague on the city, as a Spess muhreen fleet is RIP N TEARing its way through Kasr Lain. Just assume the entire bloody city is lost.

If any Slaaneshi Daemonettes are still on Kasr, take over the Vox network and call for whoever's left to Nurglebomb the city by plagueing the fuck out of it - that way NOBODY gets the city!

Kick the shit out of someone who looks vaguely important, but isn't uber-hard. A couple of generic Khorne Lords should do.

That way, their followers get submused into our group, and we don't get in over or head by taking on something retarded like Kharn or Angron.

I'm sorry this happens every time Negi, I guess /tg/ can't handle anything fun.

>>5740445
Why do you speak so ill of yourself?

Kill his Lieutenants

Suddenly Gary the Betrayer faces a eversor assassin in single combat.

Roll initiative.

>>5740461
>I'm a faggot who like to start shit with people to derail roll threads.

This is the Lord of the planet

rolled 4 = 4

>>5740472
rollin

>Offer them an eternity of slaughter that can be realized far easier than sitting and waiting in this citadel.

Your words seem interesting to the guards but the Daemon Prince simply laughs.

"What a fool you are. Simple hollow words can do nothing against my will. I am Khorne's greatest champion. I hold the-"

He is cut off as the bloodied stain-glass window that overlooked his chamber is shattered. Chains rattle and the sounds of battle fill the room as the Daemon Prince is toppled from atop his throne, knocked prone as the hulking figure of a fallen World Eater stands where his throne once was. A massive chainaxe, a glorious weapon three full hafts in length revs in anger as the unarmoured arm wreathed in chains and hooks grips tighter.

"WHO IS KHORNE'S GREATEST CHAMPION?"

>Input Command....

>>5740454

I like THIS.

>>5740473
>HURR I CAN GREENTEXT DADDY, WILL YOU LOVE ME NOW? XD

>>5740473
Dude stop derailing the thread.

It's over

>>5740372
>Input challenge for sway over the Khorne Berserkers to gather your first forces.
"Fools, squandering your time fighting one another! The endless stars of the Imperium stand undisturbed, their blood going to none but their corpse god, and you waste your efforts on one another? Follow me, and we shall place the skulls of billions before the Skull Throne!"

I think you should Bro-Fist a Greater Daemon as you go.

Gary the Betrayer is a total bro and as such all will want to bro-fist him.

>>5740478
Do we get to kill Khárn?

If so: Demon-power-chain-blade-doom-thing to his face. He might wound on a 2+ but out statline is through the fucking roof.

>>5740442

Wine, women, guns, anarchy, and COCAAAAAAAIIIINE!

My kind of place!

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Time for new thread?

>>5740478

Orders: Order up defensive plans of the planet, also the available man power and weapons capacity, and a body count of all Mortal and immortal warriors.

I don't get how we got this strong and we did what?

Kill a couple planets?

Kharn isn't as strong as us and he's burned hundreds

>>5740515
Ja

rolled 11 = 11

>>5740515
Double yes.

>>5740478

"KHARN IS! HAIL, MOTHERFUCKER!"

Offer him a prime spot on your bloody violent Khorne-tinged Undivided pub crawl to go fuck up Creed's shit.

DOOMBREED GET OVER HERE

>>5740478
>"WHO IS KHORNE'S GREATEST CHAMPION?"
"Khorne's greatest champion? He doesn't need to be here, when I can already spill your blood!"

Then kill him.

>>5740595

>>5740478
Khorne's greatest champion is whoever tears out the other guy's skull first! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Followed by cutting Kharn's head off in a dishonorable backstab as he's finishing off the daemon prince.

>>5740478
"I am!" as I tear through the fallen daemon's body to challenge this new figure, my chain sword growling with hunger for flesh. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" I scream with every muscle in my body as I collide brutally with my foe, instantly locking us in combat, that of which the very gods of war themselves would envy.