i shot him with my katana and he die

TO THE TRACKING STATIONS!

So, did we save the previous threads?
Because I think we forgot to save some of them on suptg

anyway, let's check our inventory and see what we've got

We should find and interrogate Charles Manson about his psychiatrist.

That should give us some leads.

set up some machinery based on the devices used by brain surgeons and psychologists to monitor brainwaves. Design the machinery to point out particularly aberrant or powerful brainwaves.

>>5714173

Relax they're there. And this one shall be too. I promise not to fubar the tags again. I managed to do it right last time.

>>5714194
I actually think we're missing like, #14 or something...

Um .. lemme guess. The brain wave disrupter is some whacked out hat contraption, yes?

It's not a head wear cat is it?

Well, since our base is extremely well protected against assassins (and hence poisons) we can only assume that this was induced fro ma long range... perhaps some sort of radio frequency tuned to our mind? Let's see if we can detect any strange radio signatures nearby, and where they lead to.

>>5714258

It's all there. The tags are screwed up ( I'm SORRY dammit! ) but you can go to the main archive & search from there.

Did you marry #3?

>>5714316

We're ( I'm? ) working on that. I think the plan involves a moon base or something.

Scan head for CHIPS.

If CHIP, remove CHIP.
If NO CHIP, Get some fucking CHIPS.

And like, salsa. That shit is delicious.

Fuck yes Bad Guy Quest!
Laugh diabolically!

Are we still being drawn in high quality?

>>5714298
ah, ok, sorry for not getting that.

>>5714126
Could you give more information?
> Save the English language on the Internet: www.аnоnтаㄥк.com/ICARE

Call in our informants. What do lolibond and Sherloli think of this?

>5714353

Stay on your toes guys! I think the Psychiatrist is spying on us!

>>5714142
Damn, you must be the baddest ass dude if you can break grammar and logic like that!
>>5714145
You send The Baroness Android to her computer station and call up Sherloli-Homes and Loli-Bond. Some fucking investigationg gets under way.
>>5714173
God damn! Let's Check.

You have:
3 bases
-Secret base under the sand.
-A fucking floating pyramid that shoots lava.
-And underwater base.

You have a fuck ton of loli bots that I refuse to list anymore.

You got minions, lasers, nuclear warheads, poison gasses, a mutating virus that can turn everyone on the Earth into a Loli.

You have magma cannons strong enough to flood the earth and a tube of nano bots that will turn the earth into gray goo upon your termination.
>>5714348
I decided to only draw "high quality" if I want to post extremely slow. At most, I'll do it when it seems appropriate.

>>5714316
I think you guys are working up to it.

>>5714415

( Also an FTW button a-la BoatMurdered style. And one hawt hawt hawt base AI. We have plans for her as well, involving the moon )

>>5714434

We are. We still need a moon base and a bunch of nukes.

Go spend some time with Raven, then go get some apples for the twins.

We did, after all, sort of promise ourselves we'd do it. In a roundabout way.

Also, whats the status on the loli anime? Has it gone to air yet? We'll want to see what we can do about getting it translated and distributed throughout the world using our media contacts, ASAP.

How prevelent are our candies? Are we number 1? Can mankind not do without our delicious tasty sweets? If we're not there yet, redouble our efforts.

And lets get some safety protocols for our dreams so this doesnt happen again, shall we? Build a bed that can detect such things and forcibly wake you if it reads that something like that is happening. 3 was monitoring everything, she should be able to provide the info necessisary.

>>5714415

Why does everyone badmouth the Floating Pyramid Doom Fortress? It's what would happen if Egyptian dwarves with access to 23rd century technology designed a necron monolith! That's fuckawesome!

Ask #3 to run a check on the internet for what happened to you - we might be dealing with another scientist with a fetish, so this might be widespread.

>>5714506

Seconding the apples thing. That last little adventure was a bastard. I'd think it effected us a little.

Otherwise, let's get cracking!

Use our control over the world's media to find other people who have experienced similar dreamlike symptoms. Say we're doing some sort of clinical test. See if any patterns form in the number and whereabouts of responses.

>>5714526

No! Do not! Remember what happened last time? If we must let Baroness handle this.

>>5714559
Ah, right, sorry.
Spend time with Raven while building an anti-nightmare bed or whatever sounds nice to me.

I still think we should take a look at the freakiest mental criminal we can find. There's gotta be some leads there.

Proceed to launch missiles with goo warheads at every wonder of the world. Declare yourself the new wonder, as you have harvested the energy of the previous wonders upon their destruction. " I AM NOW THIS MANY WONDERS OF THE WORLD!" Oh, and get on building a soul sucking machine that will allow you to absorb the spirits of inanimate objects, people, and things. Construct a superpowered body physically superior to your own. transfer minds, aborb spirits.

>>5714649

We'll found a cult of Slaanesh later.

>>5714649
We've been over this. We are men of SCIENCE! souls are just religious mumby jumbo.

>>5714683

Maybe so, but what is a soul if not the life energy that gives us sentience. Basically your sucking the skill, and intelligence out of people along with their miscelaneous emotions to use for your own ends. Science need not be limited by ones ignorance of the greater mysteries.

>>5714506
You spend time with Raven (Pictured), give some fruit to the twins who seem confused about it (Not Pictured).

You Loli anime is doing just as good as you would expect, considering it's in Japan.

You hear America might pick it up as the newest fad to come from Japan.

You're the 3rd highest candy sales in the world. Soon it will be ready...

Done.
>>5714507
Who's bad mouthing the pyramid?
>>5714526
This seems a bit vague. You sure you want to send her out without a real clue to follow?
>>5714550
You send up a small bulletin to not attract too much attention while still getting what you need, you can most likely expect result within the week.
>>5714649
Souls? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHO! OHO! HAHAHA BWA HAHAHAHAHA!

>>5714734
>Basically your sucking the skill, and intelligence out of people along with their miscelaneous emotions to use for your own ends.
Thats what we do with our defeated foes. We take all that and put it into a loli. Doesnt have anything to do with souls. Just nice, non-religious unholy super SCIENCE!

>>5714826

HEY it, it could happen. Come on now. Theres, no need to lau- stop that right now. Tha- Its rude is what it is. Do you think the atomic bomb would have been considered science in the victorian era? Oh damn it all your not even listening. Just you wait, I will absorb all the spirits of the earth, and the winds and water and flame. You SHALL rue this day, you and your loli's and your floating magma spewing death pyramid!

Although it really is rather chipper I may just keep the pyramid...

RUE THIS DAY!

>You sure you want to send her out without a real clue to follow?

No.

We need some clues. Some leads. We need to go on the offensive!

Scan for stories of prisoners used in psyc. research.

This one had to get some practice in somehow.

>>5714826
Well, the idea was that your enemy might have a fetish for this and tried to get more of dream-entering going on.
True, the idea that all our enemies are morons might not be a good idea, so maybe this isn't a good idea to go on.

>>5714856

SO SAYS DR. METICULOUS!!

>>5714856

*blink*

We either found the Psychiatrist or ..

Are any of our remaining enemies into cults & stuff?

>>5714826
We're the goddamn BEST dad ever.
Build anti-nightmare bed, then tell Raven a bedtime story to put her to sleep.

Build Robotic Puppy

GENTLEMEN, I have a plan, Feast your eyes on this *Shows image*

>>5714856
>>Souls

>You hear America might pick it up as the newest fad to come from Japan.

Not good enough. Buy more media ties. We will force this down people's throats like pokemon! Start making tie-in video games. Increase toy production. Start localizing to every corner of the world! Spare no expense!
-Get some big budget movies like Determined Minion vs The Wolfman in progress.
-Start selling 3-approved software and hardware. It will be twice as efficient and half as cheap. We'll sell it at cost if we have to. Free to educational institutions and government organisations the world over.Of course, we'll promise to fix that small backdoor that allows us access in the next patch...
- Have our puppy produce some miracle cures we can donate to needy world powers. FIX AIDS.
- Release revolutionary new prostetics -> CURE BLINDNESS.
- Do something kickass cool with lasers. I dunno... free laser pointers to everyone in the world. Something like that.

We've not been taking advantage of our recently aquired resources, Scientist. The world awaits.

>>5714846

I... Wait you turn them into... Loli's? As in Lolita loli's? Does this "Scientist" not have a daughter? MEIN GOTT that disgusts me. I have to do something!

*calls social services*

>>5714970
Our inability to have daughters is our driving motivation for REVENGE! Elizabeth took away our familly... so now we're building our own. One super-subservient version of our enemy at a time...

>>5714970

I say. This one seems to be prime loli material.

>>5714970
i see your new here

>>5714982

Kepe your grasping hands away from me. HAVE AT THEM MY EMBODIMENT OF THE ESSENCE OF TERRA!

*hack wheeze*

I really must find a better name for them...

>>5714826

You've basically conquered the world. But now you have to worry about something else.

Something DISTANT.

Something... well, less sinister than you, obviously.

ALIENS.

We could flood the world's peer reviewed psychiatric rags with a story about a new method of marketing that induces discretionary spending in mass markets. While hinting that is needs some work to perfect & is incomplete.

It's gonna take a lot of money to bribe our way into such channels.

And then see who has the most interest in our new method. With that ... let's see what we hook?

>>5715013

I say, aliens? Are they the friendly sodomize your cow kind or the rape/pillage/turn you into a ravening egg zombie kind?

>>5714957
And... done. Honestly with you vastly improving most of the worlds populations way of life, you gain several humanitarian rewards. Considering you cured AIDS and blindness, it's almost impossible not to have a ton of good effects happen.
>>5715031
Interesting. You go ahead and pay a rather generous bribe for the magazine to host your article. I assume you'll want a different contact name instead of yours?

>>5715010
What is this? I don't even...

>>5715216
>... different contact name instead of yours?

Yes. Royal Psi corp, or maybe just "Amway" or something. We could even openly admit we are using a pseudonym to prevent the appearance of attempted fame for financial gain. Or to otherwise protect our "tenure" since the method is incomplete ( we're faking being a research psychologist or something )

>>5715216

Yes. Now we need an alias. Hmm. How about Meticulous? Dr. Meticulous?
That name is so ridiculous that nobody would think we are behind it.

>>5715300
Perfect.

>>5715396

Aww, shucks. Thank you, I have my moments. Sooo. Did Sherloli and Lolibond find anything interesting?

Polite bump & waiting developments.

>>5715300
>>5715396
>>5715432

I- Wha- You- UNHAND MY TITLE KNAVES! Surely you would not stoop to such unscrupulous practices such as fraud nad libel? I want nothing to do with your psychiatric mumbo jumbo. I, DR. METICULOUS, shall show the WORLD that psychiatrists are completely unnecessary and even DANGEROUS! Yes, that is my plan... I actually wish I could take that back now, yelling my plan across this "interweb" is not a good start...

>>5715432
>>5715506
It appears going by the name of Dr. Meticulous has in fact, made it easier for the psychiatrists who read said magazine to respond. Some of their responses are pretty negative and involve certain words normally not used in polite or even rude society.

Concerning you commercials for the "study" on people with odd dreams, you get a shopping list of freaks and nightmare prone individuals. Darn, sorting through all of this may take a while.

>>5715612

Sick Baroness on it. We have better things to do. Did we design and build that anti-nightmare bed already?

>>5715612

The responses we are interested in are the legitimate requests for more information & offers to help.

We're gonna have to spend some time sifting the more promising prospects in the freak show too. Any criminals or other throw away people in there? We're guessing these were experimented on.

>>5715648

I will then proceed to send random "tremors" through the Network, just to fuck with you.

>>5715774

Yah, well, I'm sure Three is amused.

>>5715774
Oooh is that that memory foam stuff? I hear those are super comfortable.

Its been a while since we've told them to get to work right? How are our two investigators doing? Call them up an demand results.

If bond doesnt have anything for us... well... she knows the price for failure...

>>5715774

If nothing else, 40k has taught us that sticking skulls on damn near everything makes it less scary.

>>5715826
Caught, killed, Lolified.

>>5715870

Yah. Random inconvenient calls from us at all hours of the day & night.

Better check the security cams at MI6 first. Make sure she's not too busy...

If you know what I mean.

>>5715898

That'll teach him to sap our sentries.

>>5715898

Do tell me, How did you get a decoy to become semi-intelligent?

>>5715898

May I suggest, the best way to find this "Psyker" is to invade his mind. You could build a "Neural Augmenter Band" to increase your brainpower to match his. Go to sleep unprotected, with the device active, when he attacks turn the tables on him. You should then be able to rape his mind for his current location. Be shire to have a phase you can speak that will cause you to awaken.

Didnt we agree to not get these sort of non-cannon characters credence in a previous thread.

>>5715927
Spies get decoys now?

>>5715978

When your not in a universe of your own doing, its best to improvise. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more consoles to hack.

`Bows, and promptly disappears`

>>5715898
His sacrifice was not in vain. While he was getting sapped, I planted a mind-teleporter in your loft so my patron can get back to sappen your brain.

>>5715870
>>5715900
You were already chatting with Bond, Horo, and 3.

Bond seems a little stressed. Than again, your calls normally aren't comfortable for her.

>>5715967
>>This is serious business.
Sorry.

Awaiting promising leads ...

I dunno. We need to get a lead on this freak.

What about our Scottish man-o-war? Maybe it's time for him to do another "betrayal" .. have him seek "counseling" for his drinking problem. See who snatches him up?

"Hello my dearest bond. How is daddy's little girl? Enjoying your time at MI6? Have you met any boys lately? Did you hear about our recent humanitarian awards? Arent you proud of us? We couldnt have done it without your support. So tell us... any idea who this mystery psychiatrist could be, or how they could have gotten into MY mind? If you don't know after all the time we've given... well, its ok. We understand that you're a little boy crazy. If you'd rather be trying to get into some cute boy's shorts, well, we not only encourage you to follow your heart like that... we insist...

But I digress. You had something to report?"

>>5716024
tell her what a good girl lolibond is

>>5716085
"Do you take classes to sound this completely creepy?"

Loli Bond shift uneasily.

"I haven't been able to find out anything. You didn't give a name, number, or even a vague idea of where whoever launched this attack on your mind from."

>>5716144
Where's Nanny Minion at? We should Make sure Sherloli and Watson-loli are being good while we were gone.

OPEN THE DAMN PHONE BOOK & LOOK FOR A PSYCHIATRISTS CLUB.

>>5716144
"You know just as much as we do dear. Come now, isnt this your job to find these things out? You have access to all of MI6, surely there must be some info on mind control capable individuals... You disapoint me bond. You know the cost of failure. Next time I call I want either results or a list of potential boys for you to start holding hands with.

Sherloli, I hope you're doing better? Has having a nany helped you at all? Maybe I'd best get bond here one...'

Sherloli, what do you have for us?

I've said it once. I'll say it again: this is basically who we've devolved into at this point. All that remains is to kidnap Loli GEoM and get our asses handed to us by a magical girl with a laser cannon.

>>5716144
Hold on. Get a psi analyzer and examine our brain for any traces of psi acticity, then start work on a machine that can scan for this signature(Like X-men's Cerebo) He couldn't be THAT far away from us when he zapped out brain.

>>5716144
build a puppy, like an actual puppy for the other girls. In fact build three

>>5716237

You say that like Jail Scaglietti wasn't awesome.

>>5716002
Killed his sentry, his supply bot, his first born, him and then Lolified him.

>>5716339
You're so awesome Scientist.

>>5716144
Of course we attend classes in sounding completly creepy. We want to be the best father we can be after all, and what better way to do that then to ensure that our little girl is blossoming into a beautifull flower of womanhood? As punishment for your failure, Command: increase likelyhood of blushing in the presence of boys by 30%. Command: increase likelyhood to accept male advances by 10%. Command: Write a secret love note to a boy you are close to."

Get in touch with our underworld contacts & put out a contract on every "Herr Doktor" in the book.

Also every hair doctor. As you can see they never did us any good.

Oh ye of little evils sure you're eccentric but c'mon where's the slaughter?

>>5716199
>>5716226
Sherloli-Horo points alittle off camera and tilts the frame so you can see the Nanny minion way back, waving.

Bond looks a little if not entirely disturbed.

Sherloli-Horo smiles. "I don't know a single thing."

A little confused on why she would smile, you wait to see if she says anything else.

"This is going to be a fun mystery!"

>>5716358
Too lenient. Have her simply fall in love with the boy she's closest to.

Heck. I say we make her fall in love with the next boy she sees, but that's just plain evil.

>>5716365
>>5716365
Do this.

>>5716339
Bloody wanker, here is a long range lobotomy for you and your little freaks. *POW* Death to bloody pedos.

>>5716396
Can't you just put in a normal request instead of being theatrical?

>>5716396
inb4 loli

>>5716373
Curses. Well, let's say our ta-tas and go check on baroness.

Actually... Hmm... I bet he'll attempt to strike again. Probably while we next sleep. He may not know about our bed though. Make sure it monitors the sources of any sort of evil beams that may come in. If Baroness fails to find anything, we can always try to use ourself as bait.

Also, we scanned for chips and stuff inside our brain right?

OH NO ITS THE EVILDOERS!

CEASE THIS EVILDOING IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL CALL BOSS

>>5716408
Well, ok, go with the psi-scan thing. That has to be heavy-duty mindbending to get into your head. Also ask #3 what the whole deal with the apple was.

BUILD MERMAID LOLIBOTS! THEY WILL BE OUR NAVAL FORCES! MAKE THEM ABLE TO TRANFORMS INTO DOLIPHIN SUBMARINES

"Where is Herr Doktor?"

Have Nurse put a chip in our head that will monitor and record any and all dreams or unusual activity. This will give 3 a nice little back door into our subconcious and hopefully provide us with some sort of weapon against future mental attack. We can observe our dreams later and search them for clues.

>>5716443
i like they way this man thinks, anyway i think that we should look into other mad scientists or supervillians,

>>5716462
Can we trust nurse with that? She was just converted.

>>5716486
She is incapable of disobeying us... but just in case maybe we'd best have 3 and the others watch over the operation.

We best memorize some mental defense just in case.

"Tenser, said the Tensor; tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun."

Guys, guys, guys. I've got it.
Put out an add for a psychologist. Like, say we've been having nightmares lately and we're looking for the worlds most brilliant psychologist to fix us. Them being open to extremely experimental methods is a plus.
no way our target would be able to resist becoming our 'personal headshrink' and getting a chance to fuck with us up close and in person / gloat over us.

>>5716427
Nah, I think I'll just turn you into a pile of ash instead.

>>5716462
>>5716486
>>5716507
Your programming is pretty rigid and absolute. Do you wish to have her do the surgery?

>>5716530
"Renowned Humanitarian Seeks Mental Help"
It won't be good for our image, and the interview process could take a while... but it does sound like the sort of thing that would flush this guy out.
Assuming of course, he's not too smart for it.

>>5716530
This is a good move.

And finally,

Weren't we having some trust issues with Quasi Baroness last?

How good has our sigint been anyway?

>>5716462
>>This will give 3 a nice little back door into our subconcious

SPECTACULAR DREAMS AWAIT

>>5716557
Do it, but make sure we go over the plans first in order to make sure that its all tight. We'll run it by 3 as well. She specialized in human-computer brain transference, so she'll probably have some interesting insite. Start a clone of our brain though, just in case. We may need the tissue. And best make a perfect recording of our current mental imprint too, so that we can copy our memories / sense of self over to said brain if anything goes wrong.

Also, take raven aside, and tell her that if anything goes wrong... she's in charge of avenging our death and unleashing our various doomsday devices upon the world.

Instead of a surgically implanted chip, make a device that detects and interprets electromagnetic pulses in the brain remotely.

Anyway, we should also be trying to analyze the dream we've already had. It could give us some clue.

>>5716600

Not happy with these plans but this anon has me sold. Ok, seconding this.

>>5716600
Another very good plan.

>>5716600
What do we do with this brain/imprint if we survive?
We shall call her loli-me...

>>5716557

no No NO!

Lolify first then shoot questions .. er ..

Lolify last after shooting later .. no.

Um?

one of your henchmen just spilled something they shouldn't have on an iguana. YOU NOW HAVE A 2 HEADED GODZILLA DESTROYING YOUR HAWAIIAN ENTERPRISE.

>>5716600
>>5716620
>>5716624
I GOTS YOUR SURGERY HERE!

As an exact opposite, the surgery is slow. Meticulously slow.

>>5716648
I think thats crossing the line between "dude with a theme" and "sexual deviant"

If we build a "loli-me" we store it in stasis in a super secret antarctic base to be activated upon our death with the intention of finishing where we left off. An "extra life" if you will.
We do NOT need the competition, and honestly? It would be really fucking creepy.

I do want to see what it would look like though.

I still think we should just put a cap in every Freudian freak we can find.

Still, random questionable surgery in times of crisis is fine too.

>>5716773
Are you saying the expert in cybernetic modification is not an expert surgeon? How does that work?

>>5716890

Some quests operate under the "Rule of Cool."

This one uses "Rule of Fool" for broad stretches at a time.

>>5716773

Lets cross our fingers, guys.

>>5716890
"Expert" doesn't mean "Fast". Then again, with the more accurate cyborg arms of her Loli-body, it at least cuts the surgery time in half. A few hours later you wake up and pull on your mask. The back of your head is immediately itchy.

You reach to scratch and Number 4 clears her throat. "Don't scratch at it."

>>5717009
Well, I guess that means we're going to have to put one of those plastic cones around our neck.

We should gather our daemons and charge the spa-

Oh wait, wrong thread.


We have SCIENCE! We can do that plastic cone one better.

Titanium Neck Cone.

Eeet feels eethchy.

>>5717009
Check for disfiguring scars

>>5717063
I don't think it'd be easy to see through titanium.

>>5717009
>>5717035
>>5717087

Git Three in here to whack us on the knuckles with a ruler .. "Quit that."

>>5717009
Have one of the lolibots hand around to yank our hands down when we try to scratch.
So...do we just wait and see now?

YOUR DOORBELL HAS RANG MR EVIL BAD GUY SIR.

A CAKE IN A BOX IS AT IT'S STEP.

>>5717148
I wouldn't believe that cake. I believe it's a lie.

>>5717148
That cake reeks of a trap.

It is bomb. I know this.

>>5717174
Unfortunatly, one of your lolis has a sweet tooth and takes a bite of the delicous cake. This triggers the bomb trap and blows her apart.

>>5717068
Well it does feel a tad uncomfortable, considering it does in fact itch.
>>5717087
It was a pretty clean surgery.
>>5717112
Sounds far better than a cone.

>>5717148
>>5717164
>>5717174
This practically shrieks: "I'm a trap to kill you".

>>5717148
Oooh, a cake! I shall eat this cake!

GOLLY GEE! That cake sure was a lie!

Oh HI THERE, I'm your new guide to the wonderful world of evil!

I sure do hope we get along, Mister! It will be a swell time!

>>5717324
Let's take some LSD and have fucked up dreams about 3

>>5717324
do
>>5716530

"I dream of Three with the floaty blue hair .. la dee dee DAA dee DAA"

Lets take a sleep on our bed to test it.

>>5717323
What an adorably meager explosion.

>>5717428
That sure was a blast wasn't it?

Teeheehee I made a pun! Sure was witty of me!

So what evil are we going to do today!

>>5716890
He's best at making machine work with fleshy bits. Surgeon makes the fleshy bits work together.

>>5717324
Lets review what we are going to do.
1. Troll for head-shrinks that can cure rare disorders in an attempt to lure out our enemy.
2. Go to bed with our special mind amplifier so we can fuck over whoever messed with our mind.
3.Anything else?

>>5717578

Go to bed with Three ..

>>5717578
Well, we could try analyzing our dream for clues.

Anyone remember what the fuck happened there?

>>5717593
Why not me?

I bet we could have some smacking fun in the 'ol sack, chap! I make a killing of a ring-a-roo if you know what I mean.

Gee Willikers, did I just say something like that aloud?

>>5717602
That sounds good.
1. Got blunderbuss from #3
2. FOund demon Raven under bridge, left her(?)
3. Got apple in our pack(What is this?)
4. FOudn tree with two lolis stuck in it, tried to bite apple and burned our mouth.
5. Got chasedby monster/enemy and was rescued by #3

>>5717630

It may have been a pear. Most likely it was an unidentifiable generic fruit.

Note to self: Do NOT bite Three.

That's pretty much all we learned.

>>5717679
Ask #3 for any insights, such as what was with the fruit?
I vote for going to bed and at least trying to fuck over the psi guy with our new equipment.

But first, download an obscure gaming system from the internet and memorize it. That should put our dreams in unfamiliar territory, which will give us a chance to get the upper hand if we adapt faster than the psychic.

>>5717729
Dark Heresy

>>5717729
CDI.
Scientist mah boi and whatnot.

>>5717342
>>5717468
>>5717629
Would you kindly GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FLAY YOUR VERY PROGRAMMING?

>>5717729
Plus a tracer in case he bolts. Then we can send over Highlander-loli to wreck his shit.

I repeat: do NOT bite Three.

>>5717767
Note to self: ALWAYS remember to flush the cybertoilet

>>5717767
Oh throne thats hot.

>>5717419
Oh man, at first I thought we were back in that alternate reality matrix thing. Now I'm kinda disapointed.

>>5716562
Then >>5717767

We've mucked around too much anyways. Time to go for the throat!

>>5717767

"Mademoiselle Decompiler."

Ahem.
>>5717767
>Serious Buisness

Oh alright... I need to recharge anyways.

I will be back, mark my words!

>>5717767
Do it anyways.

I must say, our current oppontent is quite the slippery fish. He seems to be dodging our every typical measure of persuit. We've come to the point of jepordizing our good name and waiting for him to strike again. We may have a moriarty-level mastermind on our tail!

What fun. He'll make a lovely playmate for Horomes when we're done with him.

Just to be sure... we're butlerfying this one, right?

Well /tg we need some brilliance here. Everything else has so far flat out failed.

And all we have to show for it is an eetchy scar.

I think the only bait he's gonna go for is ourself.

I don't like this. I really don't.

>>5717909
Oh god!
>>5717991
I think we'll butterfly the Golly Gee business, if butterfly is the word for saying it didn't happen.

>>5718041
I meant we're turning the psychiatrist into a butler, but yeah, that works.

>>5717991
>>5718049
Oh shit. I misread it entirely.

>>5718041
I love you Three.

>>5718041
just when you think she couldn't get any hotter.

We can decide what to do with him once we catch him.

Suddenly butterflies.

Whelp I guess we've gone to dream land again.

"oh la nom EXIT ba doo moa DOOR la bee moom"

>>5717578
Lets get on this.

>>5718041
Wow. I'm turned on.

>>5718002
Weren't we going to lure him out by issuing a request for an expert therapist because we have severe mental problems and need experimental therapy? Have we done that yet?

>>5718112

I was hoping it would not come to that.

This was one of the ideas, yes.

I don't like. I don't like it at all.

scientist, i love 3, i love her to death.

>>5718112
Lets um... be discrete about this... you know... make sure the right circles know about it... but nothing that would leak out to the public.

>>5718124
We all do, anon. We all do.

"Hey Dad..."

Raven walks up to you on her own accord for once. Carrying a large plastic cage in her arms, she lifts it up so you can a spider.

"Can I keep it?"

BBEG cancels world conquest: interrupted by bad dream.

>>5718169
So you can SEE a spider. Oh yeah, it's definitely about that time.

>>5718169
Yes a thousand time yes. Just make sure 3 gives her the okay as well. It's important to let her on family matters.

>>5718169
Is it some sort of carefully designed bioweapon? A tiny killer spider robot, disguised as an innocent hobbyist's pet? Raven, you really must be more specific than "it".

"Yes?"

*look closely*

"Uh."

>>5718180
It's cool. I'm way past that part as well.

>>5718169
Well, seeing as you allready have a terarium...
you can, young lady, but you have to take good care of, and feed and water it as much is required. If you don't take care of your pets we'll turn it into giants and mount lasers on them.

And don't let it get out and loose into the base. Who knows what'll happen.

Better run some scans on it... make sure its not some kind of freaky brain spider or robot spider or whatever...

Just out of curiosity... did you just find this spider, in the base, complete with plastic lair?

and umm... do you have a name for it?

Wait. Wasn't one of our rivals a spider dude?

Wait...bad guy scientists...

Butterflies...

OF COURSE! PLAY GOD AND MADE CARNIVOROUS AFRICANIZED MONARCH BUTTERFLIES!!!

>>5718229
The Monarch is pleased.

>>5718220
-Elizibeth
-Biomechanic design.
-Advanced psychotherapies still in testing.
-Gene splicing.
-Reptiles and ways in which we could apply their adaptations to modern uses.
-New surgical techniques not even dreamed of.
-Laser technologies
-Human to computer A.I. Interface technology.
-Poisons, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects!!!

Are we a Monarch dreaming we are a butterfly? Or are we spider dreaming ..

Aw man. This is gone all weird like.

Maybe we should just pack up & go to the freaking moon.

>>5718274
>-Poisons, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects!!!

Have this spider tested for poisons immediatly.

>>5718229
this

>>5718284
>>5718284
>>5718284
>>5718284
>>5718284
>>5718284
Smart man.

Ask Raven where she found it. Explain to her that one of our enemies deals in spiders and we can't be too careful at this juncture. Start doing bioscans of the base, do we have a bug problem? Tell our puppy to whip up some poison resistance drugs, stat.

>>5718317
A bug problem you say?

>>5718183
Number 3 leans in when Raven lifts the cage. Blinking confused you see the word 'searching' flash in front of her face for a few seconds. Leaning back a little confused, she turns to you.

"This spider... It's not on the database."
>>5718189
Hmm...
>>5718205
"...I found it in the hallway. I was thinking of naming it 'midnight' or 'Black Death'. I think the names sound cool you know? "

>>5718346
It's not on the database or IN it for that matter.

>>5718346
>-Gene splicing.
>-Poisons, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects!!!

Is it possible that 2 of them teamed up?

It might be a threat. We're going to have to run some tests on it. Let Raven keep it in her room between tests, but make sure to make the door airtight so that the spider can't get out if it gets out of its box.

>>5718346
Raven, you can keep the spider if you give me a complete analysis of its features and capabilities. You have access to all the base's resources and personnel, naturally.

Three, could you please review our internal surveillance to determine how the spider arrived?

Now, weren't we worrying about a different one of my rivals?

>>5718346
Raven... you may have just saved all our lives.

Scan the base for lifesigns or strange potentially toxic substances. Have our dog (very carefully) analyse the spider. Lets see what she comes up with. We'll definatly need her to make an antidote if the thing is poisonus. Tell Raven we just have to make sure it has all its shots and things, as one must do with all pets. We'll be sure to get it back to her once we're done.

How on earth could this have gotten into the base? Tell all hands to be on alert and report any bug sightings immediatly.

>>5718380
I think the Gene-Splicer is curently more preocupied with chewing her bone than teaming up with any our rivals, actually.

>>5718380
It's happened before.

Wait.
WAIT!
An unknown spider found roaming the base. Horrible hallucinations when asleep. We need to examine this arachnid posthaste, and see if we have any spider bites.

Will our villainous mastermind ever find his next foe?!
What are the origins of this web slinging insect?!
How did we not notice it earlier?!
How long did Raven have it and for that matter can she keep her Death spider?!
Why am I putting exclamation points at the end of my questions?!

Find out all the answers to these riddles and more during the next episode!

Bad Guy Quest 17:
Mindful and Mindless!

>>5718418
Ah! Good thinking! I was so sure the psychologist was behind the dream, I hadn't considered that possible connection.

Hey Sci, anychance we can get some art of this before you go?
>>5716648

>>5718436
Yeah, sure I think. I just have to think about how she would look. Give me a few minutes.

>>5718428
Any idea when we can expect you next, Scientist? Looking forward to it. I've said it before, but this is by far the best quest running right now.

>>5718428
Yes
Genetic Manipulation, most likely.
We were too distracted by thoughts of MIND CONTROL RAYS.
Too long and probably.
And Drama!, Respectivly.

>>5718428
Still wonder what the whole deal with the blunderbuss/apple was.

>>5718532
It was symbolism? I guess?

>>5718449
Sometime this weekend(nights that is) or Monday night. Unless I go through with another plan I have been really contemplating.

I've been playing with the idea of making a "Dark Hurresy" thread. It would be a limit of 4 character /tg/ would all create and I would draw. The plot would be loose, ridiculous, over the top GRIMDARK, and an utter parody of the space opera genre of it's entirety.

You would be able to command any of them as long as you typed their name first and then what they do.

It would be loose stats and crazy rolls using the dice function on /tg/.

>>5718532
>>5718536
You want the honest explanation right now?

>>5718605
Good god. Lets never build that... thing...
Sounds cool Sci. Can't wait.

>>5718617
Is it Spoilerific?
Because either way, yes.

>>5718605
Would any of the /tg memes like Angry Marines be available?

I still wanted those Carnivorous Africanized Monarch Butterflies.

:'(

>>5718605
That would be interesting I wouldn't play as a full on character but it would be awesome to play the role of an expendable guardsmen.

>>5718653
The fruit meant nothing. Nor did the tree thing, nor Raven under a bridge for that matter. I literally was sitting in front of my computer and going "How can I make this seem fucking weird?" It's amazing to me how much thought you guys put into those events though.
>>5718655
I don't know the rules yet or what classes there are, so I can't say yes. You could always slide with an angry inquisitor I assume though. Then again, you would have to speak in caps lock the entire time and put three curse words to every sentence,

>>5718694
Huh, wonder what would of happene dif we went under the bridge. Succumb to poison?

>>5718694
>an angry inquisitor

Did I hear someone call?

>>5718746
Tea parties would have been imminent.

>A mother fucking psychic psychiatrist invaded your mind.

Oh lawds, I'm going to bring this up every chance I get now

>>5718766
ditto

>>5718694
Well, we're playing a scientist. It's only natural that we analyze things.

And on top of that, we're roleplayers. Understanding rules is what we do.

Geee! My recharge time took to long, I missed out on the fun... I guess I will have to wait till monday!