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Masturbate furiously.

I once again call for Rip and Tear.

What do we have on us?
What is our allegiance?
INFO INFO INFO

SACRIFICIAL ORGY, SUMMON THE BLOODLETTERS.

Mess with the Adminstraium till Abbadon is in charge of Cadia.

Attack, watch defenses crumble.

We're going to need lots of warm bodies to take bullets with. What are we working with, OP?

>What do we have on us?
Khornate Power Chainsword
Bolt Pistol w/ Inferno Bolt Ammunition
Daemonic Carapace Armour

>What is our allegiance?
CHAOS: 20
Khorne: 40
Tzeentch: 15
Slaanesh: 30
Nurgle: 0

Find local populace centers. Gather more to the cause. Or slaughter whatever works.
If we can gather anyone that can carry a weapon to the cause. Even if they suck they can become bullet sponges.

Since you never gave us any information, I rally my army of 10,000,000 Baneblades and Titans, each one being driven by Knight commander Pask into your front flank, while a Billion Valkyries full of Grey knights attacks from all sides and then a small army of 1,000 Tzeench's attack from underneath.

And then I launch a single drop pod, containing 10 Khorne berserkers, each one named Kharne, into the centre.

Then, thanks to also being Inquisitor High Lord on Terra, send a thousand vindacre Asssassins with jetpacks to snipe him while hes on the toilet.

>We're going to need lots of warm bodies to take bullets with. What are we working with, OP?

48 fresh converts of Khornate Guardsmen
2 Competent and reliable Sergeants (Belarius and Voldune, the latter being utter badass)
Khornette
2 Daemonic Advisors (1 Slaaneshi Daemon, 1 Tzeentch Daemon, both currently occupying your mind. To Summon: Make symbol of that god. YELL REALLY FUCKING LOUD.)

>>5711130
Who the fuck is kharne?

>>5711130
Oh, and a Space marine Blood Angel Captian with Plot-armour.

>>5711130
Cut this troll shit out. I killed the last thread because my profile I had saved got the flood of "MARY SUE SHITSTORM" regardless of our obvious disregard for most rules to just have fun with it.

>>5711141
Summon the daemons. We should have enough bodies from that massacre in the vehicle hangar.

>>5711150
Hes the guy in the Drop pod.

>>5711170
And who the fuck is he?
I think you mean KHARN

>Summon the daemons
You give the order to the two platoons you have converted to make altars to the other two gods using the bodies of the fallen as the building blocks. This will take some time.

>Input Command...

>>5711161
Well give us some FUCKING idea whats going on.

Where are we? Where is he? How do we know? What do we have? Who do we have? All these are questions that need to be awnsered.

Going by the information you have supplied, It seems that hes standing infront of us Unguarded since hes the only thing between us, so I kill him with my Chainsword. Have I won yet?

L2Quest thread Yiffy.

>>5711196
Gather information of the nearby area. Send out small scout parties to find available supplies and potential converts/sacrifices.

>>5711196
Consult lore on Cadia. Prioritize: supply lines, fortress design, mobilization, command structure.

>>5711210
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Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5702219/
Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5704578/
Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5705617/

>>5711210
We look for some artillery to lay claim to. If it's guarded, all the better, we could use a few more points with Khorne.

Well, let's see... We should try to find some sort of broadcasting tower. Something that can transmit long-range.

Let's make ourselves a moral threat, gentlemen. Send sorcery-infused propaganda out along the communication lines. With any luck, there'll be mass hysteria as at least a few guardsmen are overcome with the power of the warp.

>>5711221
>>5711257
>Gather Cadian Lore
You remember much about the structure of the Cadian war machine, as you have served ever since your conscription. You know well enough how to counter your own tactics, now, thanks to the Tzeentch advisor.

>Scout the area
You have 8 guardsmen to scout with, and Khornette. Your two sergeants are overseeing the construction of the altars.

If transport is desired, you can use a Chimera to explore the area, but nothing of military value is around aside from the base. However, there is a spaceport nearby, and with it, Kasr Lain, a trading node for this hemisphere of Cadia.

>Input Command...

>>5711287
Then, load them up with dead, rotting corpses, aim at a nearby enemy city, and score some points with Nurgle.

>>5711313
Send a small team to scout the area around the spaceport. Gather information about defenses and such. Do not engage until we are ready.

>>5711345
Should have noted that the scout team should move by foot and stay hidden.

>>5711260
Good, now next time supply this shit in the OP so I dont have to backhand you.

>>5711313
What about the astropaths? First step to any good invasion is taking out communications and the last thing that we'll want are Spess Mehreens deepstriking everywhere or even more Smperial Guard choking us with their mounds of dead bodies.

What kind of Weapons do we have access to? Missile launchers? Vehicles? That kind of stuff.

>artillery

In the garage, there were no long range gun emplacements. There were Leman Russ Battle Tanks that could serve as support fire, but no true dedicated artillery units.

>broadcasting tower
The command bunker is still intact, and with it, the vox equipment. You can contact other stations.

>Send a small team to scout
Moving into a transport, they roll out of the base, keeping at maximum range with an auspex to survey the area. They will return soon.

>Input Command...

DEFACATE ONTO A GUARDSMAN

>>5711394
>Weapons
You have your own wargear, and the guardsmen have Lasguns. You blew up the armoury and wrecked most of the base. The garage is intact, however. You have 9 Leman Russ tanks, of various configuration, a half dozen sentinels and enough Chimeras to hold all the troops. You also have access to 3 Hellhounds, a Bane Wolf, and a Devil Dog. There are no Valkyries or Vendetta gunships at this base.

>>5711401
Perhaps we should use the broadcast tower to either draw in other guardsman into a trap or spread sorcery laced propaganda and cause wild chaos in other bases. Both parts can lead to potential converts.

>>5711401
>broadcasting tower
Do we have the necessary codes for contact? If so we can use this base to spread disinformation until the Cadians figure out what we're up to.

>>5711401

Excellent. Let's get our Tzeentch daemon to whip up a little sorcery to go along with some Words of Chaos along the Vox network. If we can disrupt their communications, that would be fantastic. Having Guardsmen go crazy and dedicate themselves to Chaos wouldn't be half-bad either.

WE NEED MORE SUPPORT

I propose we have a play: The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Slaanesh itself might even show up to such an event!

>>5711444
>>5711449
>>5711454
You have the ability to relay messages between 4 other bases that within a day's march, and Kasr Lain as well as the spaceport there.

You have the codes.

The guardsmen finish the altars. Tzeentch requires an offering of change to summon forth his daemon from your body, as does Slaanesh an offering.

>Input Command...

>>5711048
wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be doing a KRABQUEST!

>>5711488
Send out a raiding party to kidnap potential sacrifices and more supplies. Perhaps hit a supply line.

Negi = sage

>>5711488
This is Slaanesh's offering
>>5711460

>kidnap potential sacrifices and more supplies

Though it would be difficult to do it discreetly, it is possible to raid nearby Kasr Lain. However, you risk alerting the local PDF bases, which means a few regiments aiding the city's defense.

>>5711524
Hmm better not then. Any chance of finding survivors in the wreckage of the base we're currently in?

>>5711524
Do we have anything on hand that would make suitable sacrifices?

God, this shit sucks.

I'm trying to avoid sacrificing our own soldiers. We can still do it but we only have a hand full of men right now. Better wait to do this until we have more men available to us.

>>5711559
Of course, sacrificing them right now would be bad for morale, but there might be things here. For instance, we could give Tzeentch a Rubix Cube.

>>5711541
You have 48 converts, and 2 followers. 18 of the converts are female.

>OP would like to just say to any sagefags, shit off.

>>5711488
After slaaneshi/tzeenchtian daemons are summonned get them to start broadcasting chaotic messages, noisemarine style from slaanesh and sorcery mindfuck style from tzeentch

>>5711572
Tzeentch invented the Rubik's Cube.

>>5711585
Well I'm kinda drawing a blank here. Anyone have any other ideas outside of kill our own men?

>>5711611
You could just deal with the 2 daemons in your head and sack the spaceport. I'm sure valkyries, vendettas, and vulture gunships would make sacking Kasr Lain much easier.

>>5711585
Can you tell us anything more specific about this spaceport/trade station?

>>5711460
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>>5711460

Your scouting group returns, having looked around the spaceport's defenses with care. There are 5 guard towers with searchlights and stubber turrets. The spaceport has a small garrison of soldiers, but you don't have an accurate count. Estimated around 2 half-strength platoons (about 60 guardsmen)

>>5711678
Would our sergeants or Khornette be capable to infiltrating the spaceport and sabotaging anything of critical value?

As a note for the future I would like to make a point to capture any tech priests we come across. They could be very useful in the future.

>>5711698
Space port will have tech priests.

>>5711460
>OP has not seen this movie, but lets just roll with it.

You organize the guardsmen to perform said archaic performance on the altar. Slaanesh does not show up, because that would fuck up everything.

>Psyker Bullshit Powers Activate
>RAGE FUCKHARD

The same mind wrenching pain washes over your body as it feels like your head explodes. From the bodies of the dead on the altar, a daemonette rises, stretching out as if she had been asleep there all along. The group of guardsmen performing are now lost to Khorne, favoring the daemonette and now are Slaaneshi Guard. They are not hostile, however.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 21
>Khorne: +40
>Tzeentch: +16
>Slaanesh: +35
>Nurgle: +0

>>5711706
Carefully placed demolition charges. Let's see the techpriests supplicate machine spirits when they're in thousands of burning pieces.

>>5711719
>never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show

It practically stars Slaanesh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHNFkqPFBko

>>5711719
Order the guardsmen at the tzeentchian altar to play chess... or something.

>>5711761
Better clip: Sweet Transvestite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enr4W6FsSpk

Doesn't seem like there's a lot of people at the spaceport. Let's take em out. We've got surprise, vehicles, and daemons on our side. See if we can jam the radio signals though... that wold be useful.

>>5711775
This might actually work.

>>5711831
We should form an attack plan. We need to take them out fast to prevent them from contacting reinforcements.

>play chess... or something.

A brilliant idea! The guardsmen organize a massive human chess board a with the dead bodies and start to play. You feel that mind splitting pain start to bubble in the back of your mind once again.

>Psyker Bullshit Powers Activate
>RAGE FUCKHARD

"I am a pawn, but now am a Queen," proclaims one guardsman. In a crack of lightning, he is reduced to mere particle dust as a Fatechanger stands in his stead.

"Just as planned..."

>CHAOS LEVEL: 22
>Khorne: +40
>Tzeentch: +26
>Slaanesh: +35
>Nurgle: +0

>>5711851
If anyone can go commando, we could have them take out the communications tower. After that it would just be a matter of exploiting our advantage in armor with the Russes and Sentinels.

>>5711865
We now need to get those two new daemons broadcasting chaos from the comms tower.

>>5711887
Why would not wearing underwear help?

>>5711902
Infiltrate. Go all sneaky like! You know what I'm talking about.

>>5711887
Form a commando team if we can. The Fatechanger will probably have to lead it. Gather some Guardsman who are actually capable of being sneaky. Sneak the Fatechanger into the Comm tower in the spaceport and fuck up local Vox traffic.

>>5711824
I think it's worth mentioning that he advances science by a few hundred years for the sole purpose of creating a living sextoy. Yes, Slaanesh will be pleased.

>>5712025
As soon as Rocky was born, Dr. Furter was fucking/ being fucked by him. He became a pedophile by having gay sex with a full grown man. Not even the Delfdar can make that claim.

YES, Slaanesh will be pleased.

Are there any spare parts around? Anything we might be able to make into... something? Like a catapult?

>OP must say pause for a while.
>OP Apologizes Profusely.

Head towards the comms tower with all troops, tanks and everything we can carry.

RIP AND TEAR our way through any resistance, then begin broadcasting the CHAOS

>>5712130
That's alright. Take your time.

>>5712132
NO

See if we can't start infiltrating them. Dress up some of our dudes as civilians, and see if they can't open the gates and then get near those heavy stubbers and turn them inwards.

Goddamn these threads were so awesome before and now everyone is doing their best to fuck it up.

>>5712216
>OP AGREES

I'm going to archive this to save our progress. I will post this later when we've had time to become exhausted as shit, thus restoring the awesome levels.