Chase them down!

>>5704578

Convoys?! We'll never catch up with them at that rate. Unless... where are they moving out from?

fuck yeah, chaos!

Ambush the convoys up ahead.

We should probably get ourselves a tank and round up these escaping bodies.

>STATLINE:
>WS: 5 BS: 5 S: 4 T: 4 W: 3 I: 5 A: 5 Ld: 10 Sv: 4++

>Fearless, Chosen of Khorne, Fleet

"FOLLOW ME, NOW!"

Chase down the convoy, yelling/talking to the Khornette.

"Got anything fancy you can do besides RIP AND TEAR? 'cus I got a whole shitton of RIP AND TEAR, and I want anything that'll get us more than just charging in."

pt. 2 archived now, btw.

>>5704596
The rag tag retreat is trying to get as many men into Chimeras as possible, but they're very disorganized. They're still moving towards the gate, but having difficulty in the darkness.

>>5704610

Is that a clue there?

NO MATTER! I think those two guardsmen have been sufficiently warped by now; order them to get sentinels. With multilasers.

Khornette and you can probably go chase down the convoys while they're still moving around the base. Ask Khornette where they're heading for. If it's somewhere we can go easily, we'll just ambush them.

The Obvious answer is to begin to systematically shut down the exits to this place. I was a guardsman. I must know where the machines that control the gates are. Failing that, SMASH AND TEAR them so that they don't work and no one can leave.

>>5704629
If they're not warped enough yet, get the Khornette to scar a symbol of Khorne into their flesh or some shit, we need them bloodthirsty.

>>5704629
Indeed, order the men to the garage for sentinels. Have khornette accompany them to ensure their loyalty. We can easily reach the convoys, but we need to be smart. Find the smallest group and tear it to shreds, sowing further Chaos and confusion!

Have the guardsman use sentinals to attack the flank of the convoys and draw fire. You ond Khornette attack from behind.
Convert or die

>Order them to get sentinels. With Multilasers.
The guardsmen raise their weapons in response and charge towards the garage. You turn to Khornette who delicately strokes her chainaxe. You can't help but be turned on by this.

>Input Command.

>>5704629

Can we make it to the gate before the convoy? Convoys are always hideously slow.

>>5704656
make time later for tsundere loving

>>5704638
>>5704649
Wait, thinkthinkthink. Tzeenchthink.

Attack the front of the convoy and block the gates.

THEN systematically rip, tear, maim, and sacrifice your way back down the line.

Flank them. But that means we need SPEED, NOW, we need to get alongside this convoy and then flank it at the gate.

>>5704656
"Ensure their loyalty to Khorne, and convert some fresh meat if possible. I've got slaughtering to do."

Run off towards the convoy.

>>5704656
Looks like we should go for this >>5704651.

I still want an answer to >>5704621,
though. Might be useful.

While waiting for the guardsmen to get the sentinals, we should disable the chimeras, starting from the lead, and pick off the guardsmen until the sentinals show up to provide weight of fire, it is dark and they are confused still after all.

>>5704666

Agreed.

Send the the little Khorne demon girl off with the guardsmen, then rush to the front of the convoy.

>>5704656

"I always thought there was no space in a khornette's mind for anything else. But later, bloodletter. Let's go do what you're named for doing."

If Khornette moves with the gaurdsmen we won't have the ready advisor (and combatant). We can go to the gate first. If there's a column moving out, attack a vehicle in the middle.

Summary:
Daemonette forces conversions on Guardsmen followers.
Guardsmen get sentinels.
We charge and flank the convoy, and take out the frontmost first.

>Flank them. Speed. NOW.

You and Khornette both charge towards the convoy, still unaware of your approach. It doesn't take you long to close the gap as you burst from the shadows of the ruins, charging into the side of a Chimera, driving your Power Chainsword into the side. The vehicle fizzles and dies there, the tracks ruined. The rear guard is now blocked.

>Flank

As you turn to look at the front of the convoy, you notice a massive gout of flame wash over the front ranks. Turns out the guardsmen disobeyed your order. They retrieved a Hellhound instead.

..You contemplate summary execution, regardless of this improvement. You're also being shot at.

>Input Command...

>>5704685
Add Khornette going with the guards with orders to convert any survivors from our earlier stomping fiasco, and that's what we should do.

>>5704685

This. It'll stall them.

>>5704696
Find out what's attacking you. Destroy it, or take cover. Deal with the two disobedient guardsmen later.

>>5704696
Run towards the Hellhound for friendly cover, emptying our bolt-pistol along the way. If possible, try and pick off commanders. No leaders = destroyed morale. Easy pickings for chainswordin'

>>5704723
and conversion

>>5704728
Damn right!

>>5704696
Weave through (literally straight through if possible) the convoy, using the METAL BOXES as cover. We can move fast enough and close enough that their guns and sponsons won't be able to target us with ease. Slaughter as we go.

Scream: "KNOW I WAS LIKE YOU COWARDS! LEARN TO LOVE THE SLAUGHTER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

>>5704696
Move between the vehicles, using them for partial cover, killing as you go, and shouting that you will slaughter all who do not bow before the glory of Khorne. Be sure to take out anyone who seems to be holding morale together.

You're done when none of them are moving except those bowed at your feet.

>>5704708

Order Khornette to continue holding down the guardsmen trapped between you and tank. Who's shooting? Give it to them.

>>5704701
>Have Khornette convert guardsmen.

She grins, diving into the wrecked Chimera to start with.
"Why hello there, boys."

You grimmace at the sounds you hear from inside. No pleasing of Slaanesh is to be had, but 4 scarred guardsmen walk out of the chimera and huddle into the fetal position as Khornette walks out with 3 heads on straps and 3 guardsmen in tow. She starts moving down the lines, whistling as she does so.

You charge off towards the front, determined to halt this retreat, despite the guardsmen in the Hellhound incinerating most who try and escape.

>>5704733
This!

>>5704743
>While Screaming: "KNOW I WAS LIKE YOU COWARDS! LEARN TO LOVE THE SLAUGHTER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and picking off gunners and sergeants.

>>5704743
Nice, though I'm a bit confused. Is that three converts and four pussys, or four converts and three decapitated bodies?

>>5704733

Do this while disabling the chimeras on the way.

>>5704761
4 broken mindfucked guardsmen,
3 dead guardsmen (sgt. included)
3 new converts.

>>5704743

Tear a few of the guards into shreds, then take them along with you. Blow up a tank so it's very obvious what you have in your hands.

"THIS IS NOT VERY HARD, PEOPLE. I only need you to do two things. First. Kneel. Repeat after me: Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne."

>>5704770
The three converts must pledge fealty to Khorne with the lives of those four.

>>5704770
After the conflict, round up all the mindfucked guardsmen.

Then induct your new converts by having them kill the mindfucked ones.

If the song "Convoy" is known in the 41st millenia, or the ruinous powers would let us know it through MINDFUCK, start singing it inbetween skullfucking people with our chainsword.

"WE GOT A MIGHTY CON~VOY, ROCKING THROUGH THE NIGHT..."

Unrelated to current story... but... Negi, what did you envision us originally doing when you first posted?

>>5704790
We are totally singing convoy.

>>5704781

This. But of course we'll need Khornette's help to mindfuck the survivors who don't surrender. Gather all of them before the burning tank so we can see them clearly.

>>5704807
"YEAH WE GOTTA MIGHTY CONVOY, AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT?
COME ON AN' JOIN OUR CONVOY, AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA GIT IN OUR WAY
WE'RE GONNA ROLL THIS FUCKIN' CONVOY, OR ALL YOU FUCKS WILL PAY!
COOONVOOOY"

>>5704752
>>5704743
How many men are left? Few enough that we can enjoy ourselves, or enough that we should stay on our toes?

>>5704826
Either way, we can totally enjoy ourselves while doing it. I'm sure Slaanesh will be at least a little pleased by a Khornate champion going out of his way to have fun while serving his god.

>Blow up a tank
Palming a Meltabomb into your fist, you punch the side of a Chimera. Ignoring the searing heat thanks to the gift of your daemonic armour, you stand unscathed as the tank erupts in a plume of fire and body parts.

>"THIS IS NOT VERY HARD, PEOPLE. I only need you to do two things. First. Kneel. Repeat after me: Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne."

Some guardsmen look at each other on the sponson guns, then start hosing down the loyalists with bolter fire. Looks like they'll take their chances with you. The convoy grinds to a halt as guardsmen start pouring out in a desperate last stand.

>INITIATE BATTLE MODE

>Input Combat Command...

>>5704842
Fire up the meltagun. Let's get some vehicle explodes results.

>>5704842
Set an example for your new converts.

Charge with your bolt pistol in hand and chainsword blazing. Khorne will have blood, be it theirs or yours.

>>5704826
Khrone: 39 (and rising)
Imperium: SHITLOADS (130+)

>>5704842

Fucking rip and tear. Use that powersword and have some fun, all while screaming at the top of my lungs.

BERSERKER MODE ENGAGED

>>5704842
"You will prove your loyalty to Khorne, and your Betrayal of the Emperor with a mark!!"
Grab the nearest guardsmen, lift him in the air, chain the fuck out of him.
"Those who do not serve in combat will serve as sacrifice!!!"

Start ripping the shit of anything, anything who doesn't pledge fealty.

We've beaten impossible odds before.

We can do this!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>5704848
This, melta time.

Also, the reason I'm trying to appeal to Slaanesh is so we can get Noise Marine style amps. What's the point in having theme music if we can't make our enemies know it while we eviscerate them?

>RIP AND TEAR
Your Power Chainsword whirs to life as you feel the heat of lasfire bear down on your body. In an act of bloody rage and defiance, you roar out at the guardsmen, the lasfire almost bouncing off your daemonic armor. You charge the lines with your bolt pistol snapping off shots, closing the gap with the guardsmen. Some turn and run. They will be dealt with.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 9
>Khorne: +19
>Tzeentch: +2

>Input Command...

>>5704877

Blasting at 23567348659834 db's

"YEAH WE GOTTA MIGHTY CONVOY, AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT?
COME ON AN' JOIN OUR CONVOY, AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA GIT IN OUR WAY
WE'RE GONNA ROLL THIS FUCKIN' CONVOY, OR ALL YOU FUCKS WILL PAY!
COOONVOOOY"

>>5704794
I seriously had no planned story or anything. That's why it was called "Random Guardsman Quest" and I noted "Insomniac Edition" because I haven't been able to sleep.

Apparently I'm a pretty cool guy when I'm out of my fucking head from exhaustion.

>>5704894

Oh and we'll have to mutate a guardsman into a huge speaker.

>>5704890
Hold the chainsword out in front of you, blade facing the crowd at head level, bulldozer style. Run.

>>5704890

MAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIM
KILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILL
MAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILLMAIMKILL

>>5704890
CALL OUT TO THE CHAOS GODS AS YOU REACH THE LINE, ASK FOR A BLESSING AS YOU TEAR THE ENEMY LIMB FROM LIMB

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Have khornette assist you in tearing up the battle field.

Rip and Tear.

Get your new recruits blooded, they will know what it means to serve Khorne.

>>5704907
Your sword lines up a nice path through a group of guardsmen.

Over the sound of Convoy, you hear the starting tune of "Raining Blood" playing as you move forwards, each riff another soul sent to Khrone.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 10 *DING*
>Khorne: +20 *DING*
>Tzeentch: +2
>Slaanesh: +3

>CHAOS LEVEL GAINED. SELECT STAT INCREASE.
>KHORNE LEVEL GAINED. +1 WS.

Well, since Bloodletter and the converted guard have had some time to gather and setup, and the two original guard showed some initiative by grabbing a Hellhound, mayhaps taking some time to hide and allow them to engage and distract the guard, while we go and take out those fleeing guard. We'll be back shortly to flank the remaining guard and slaughter more of them.

>>5704924
>Khrone Perk: Furious Charge has been gained

Grab nearest guardsman by the throat. Snap it. Stuff a grenade in his mouth, and toss him into the largest concentration of Imperial Guard. The best way to beat an enemy is to scare the living fuck out of it.

>>5704907
Singing and screaming and praising the ruinous powers all the way, we're going through and through and through, we'll show them what "unshakeable faith" means!

Such humble beginnings...They grow up so fast...

Increase Toughness.

We may be encased in daemonic armor, but one really big round will turn us into red paste

>>5704924
WE NEED MORE STRENGTH OR TOUGHNESS.

>>5704924
I vote Strength. We sure are getting a lot of use out of that Chainsword.

>>5704943
>Toughness

Grandpappy Nurgle can toughen us right up.

Quickly! Do something Papa Nurgle would approve of!

Errr, um.... Crap in the wounds of one of the still alive foes!

>>5704924
TRAPPED IN PURGATORY
A LIFELESS OBJECT, ALIVE
AWAITING REPRISAL
DEATH WILL BE THEIR AQUISITION

>>5704924
+1W if that's possible, we're gonna be hard as all hell

>>5704944

Agreed.

With enough strength, we don't need tank buster weapons. We ARE a tank buster weapon.

>>5704947

Fuck Nurgle.

We need SLAANESH FOR DAEMON FUCKAN AND NOISE GUARDSMEN

DO YOU WANT CONVOY PLAYING EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY OR NOT

The convoy now lies in ruins as the moans and groans of wounded and bleeding fill the air. Khornette is sitting on her own personal skull throne, though more like a head throne. She must have been busy.

Around 40 guardsmen stand behind her, showing enough backbone to accept her offer.

You cut through roughly 30 yourself, the Hellhound stopping runners and ending 20 or so in a fiery death. The remaining 30 survivors are all huddled together, reading their primers, babbling incoherenty, or screaming in madness.

>Input Orders.

>>5704947
This is a general chaos level, not a khorne level. We can have anything!
Or we could get a 3+ invulnerable save.

>>5704959
Not to mention lots of other music.

Lest we forget our original theme song, Detharmonic?

>>5704964
The new recruits must slay the remaining imperials, whomever returns with no skulls shall be executed.

>STATLINE:
>WS: 6 BS: 5 S: 4 T: 4 W: 4 I: 5 A: 5 Ld: 10 Sv: 4++

>Fearless, Chosen of Khorne, Fleet, Furious Charge

>>5704967
Fuck the extra toughness or wounds, this shit right here.

Hehehehehe. Okay, chill for a liiittle moment, we got a second or six to assess any threats before we go on our next killstreak.

>>5704964
Order the traitor guardsmen to fire upon the loyalists until they don't look human anymore. Then burn the bodies.

>>5704964

"You there. Guardsmen! Prove your loyalty on these... chaff." *point to the babbling idiots*

"And be creative about it. I expect to see a great shrine to The Blood God when I return"

Kiss the Khornette, 'Gimme some sugar, baby', style.

Hop onto the Hellhound and surf it into the middle of the pack, then have it let loose with an inferno!

>>5704964

Time to change the fucking pace! Throw some COMPASSION AT THEM!

Use some honeyed words, a few sweet promises, offers of eternal life. All you need to do is put down those little primers, kneel before the Ruinous Powers, and pledge yourself to them.

Because do you think your soul will make it to the False Emperor, with some many daemons around, eager to snatch up those ethereal souls and play with them in the warp. Your only chance is to embrace Chaos. They have seen that it is far more powerful then the Corpse on the Throne. Why else could such a small band destroy an entire convoy without breaking a sweat?

The first one to accept, give something spiffy to. Your bolt pistol, actually. Cause who fucking needs a pussy pistol when you have the power of RIP N TEAR!

>STATLINE:
>WS: 6 BS: 5 S: 4 T: 4 W: 4 I: 5 A: 5 Ld: 10 Sv: 4++
>Fearless, Chosen of Khrone, Furious Charge, Fleet

Note: Chosen of Khorne: Immunity: Instant Death, Psyker Abilities

>>5705002

No, not the bolt pistol.

First rights to whatever loot they wish.

>>5704964

Look over the crowd. Get Khornette, and put your arm around her shoulder. (Might as well get this in while you're at it.)

"I want strong ones. I want some guardsmen who're ready to kill before they're killed. Take this as the first test you've passed. But I only need ten of you. Come on! Last ten standing wins!"

Then, as the guardsmen scramble to wallow in chaos, snog khornette.

>>5705002
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>>5705002
In fact, that person should be made Sergeant. Tell him to go find a fancy hat and put the Khorne logo on it in blood.

>>5705011

That works too. But I figure you would get a better reaction by offering one of your own prized possessions to the first to swear allegiance. Prove to them we aren't all so bad, once you get to know us.

>>5705014
Snog break! We are still but mortal flesh, and we'll still show the "Chaos Space Marines" how it's done!

>>5705002

Okay, this.

But I still think we need 'Gimme some sugar, baby'.

>>5705037
I'd wager it's important to have something to use while closing a distance.

Search the remains of the battlefield, stockpile it, and assess the situation. Get some intel on other possible nearby convoys or armories or such.

>>5705002
Motherfucking this. And then make a group of the babbling recruits fight a group of the first blood recruits. We didn't earn the name Betrayer for nothing!

>>5705002
>You say all that.

Out of the group of coherent guardsmen who are in the "mindfucked" circle, only 4 refuse to give up the Emperor's protection.

You lift them one by one, eviscerating each of them slowly, holding your Power Chainsword at an angle, splitting them from stomach sternum, letting their organs pour out on to the ground. The other 9 who can still move with their own thoughts join the group of converts.

>Input Command...

>>5705057
Nah. The unblooded can be cannon fodder for the blooded.

After we leave the planet, we should head through the eye of terror, bitchslap abaddon and start a red crusade.

>>5705062
Head towards the starport, killing all in your way.

>>5705047

This. But watch the guardsmen kill first. Demand they put the blood on themselves. No sticking with bayonet and kicking away.

Then look around at the vehicles. Some might still be usable. We want to move around in style.

Finally, those two guys who got the wrong tank.... tell them you'd take days killing them, but they got a good tank so they're saved. Keep it up.

have your guard get more vehicles, have the unblooded guard on foot still.

Excellent.... I am sure Tzeentch is pleased by this.

Now, the first who swore allegiance, make him a sergant. By carving the chevrons into his arms. Blood for the Blood God, he does not care from where is spills.

It is alright if he screams in pain. But, BUT, if he has the balls to no so much as utter a word, we MUST make him extra bad ass.

>Current Force:

>Hard Converts: 2
>Fresh Converts: 48


>Inventory: Keys to garage filled with fucking tanks, you fucks.

>>5705087
>>5705087
>>5705087

>>5705101
Chaos Convoy. Fuck year.

>>5705101

O..O

Just as planned?

time for some chaos armor roll.

>>5705087

We go into the garage and equip ourselves, then! But the unblooded ones are a problem. We can't ensure their loyalty.

We'll need to carve the sign of Khorne into their foreheads.

>>5705101
Our two are original guys are fairly locked in, but it's fear that holds the others. We need to do something to ensure their loyalty. Blood orgy, skull pyramid, cut yourself and bleed on your neighbor's Aquilla, something.

>>5705101
Explore the Garage. What tanks do we have?

Also, scavenge the battle field for extra armor and weaponry.

Arm the hard converts with the best.

Arm the one whom first swore loyalty with equally good gear.

Distribute the rest.

>>5705101
Oh fucking yes. Time to fully armour up. Also, we want pools of blood, corpses, and skulls. Blood and Skulls for Khorne, Nurgle will take the corpses in his own fat sweaty bloated time.

>>5705129
We don't need 48... we only need like, 20, at best. Make them kill for the right to live.

We need to see how bad ass the first convert from this group is! PROCEED WITH >>5705087

>>5705087
Chevrons of Blood, carved into the flesh, shall become our symbol.

>>5705087
You order over the two guardsmen from the Hellhound.

"You shall be my subordinates."

Holstering your own blade and pistol, you pull two chainswords from the dead below. As if to support your decision, the pair of buzzing blades begin to sear your flesh as they become infused with the power of a khornate daemon, just as your own, sans the "Power Weapon" quality.

You award your sergeants their symbols of office.

"Now scar yourselves with the chevrons of Khrone."

They pull the combat blades from their belts. One guardsman pulls off his shoulder pad and motions to the other. In an agonizing scream, he marks his blood brother. The other pulls off his chest plate. Proving his strength, he grits through the pain as he is marked with a large wound across his chest.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 11
>Khorne: +23
>Tzeentch: +2
>Slaanesh: +6

>Squad Leaders: Sergeant, Hard Sergeant

>>5705183
Task Khornette with slaughtering any man that shows weakness or inabillity on the battle field.

It's probably best to start with something familiar, and damn if Khornettes wouldn't make awesome commissars.

>>5705204
Khornetteissar?

>>5705183

COMBAT KNIVES FUCK YEAHHHHH

I planned on sleeping tonight, but nooooooo. There had to be a thread this awesome.

>>5705225
I have the same dilemma. I have to be awake in 5 hours, but damn if I'm going to miss this thread.

>>5705204
Find the hat from the armory we had oh so long ago and present it to Khornette.

>>5705204
Fuck yes. Who has the sexy Commissar daementte picture?

>>5705225

Too true mate.

>>5705002
This.
Give him the Commisar cap Gary-Anon is wearing and then tell the remaining 29 that you only need 20. And if after one minute more than that amount are left, all of them are forfeit,.

>>5705134
>Vehicle List:
>Leman Russ Battle Tank, Hvy Bolter Sponsons: 5
>Leman Russ Executioner, Plasma Cannon Sponsons: 2
>Leman Russ Demolisher, Multi-Melta Sponsons: 2

>>5705234
Can't find it. Have some more Khornette.

>>5705225
>>5705231
>>5705247
My eyes feel dry and uncomfortable from being awake.

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>>5705204

Yeah give her the commissar's cap I think we nicked from... somewhere.

We need to ask the converts: are there any other convoys? Where are they going? We need to intercept them. Things would get interesting if the entire planetary guard comes down on us.

Excellent.

Now, we must improve our standing with the other Gods. While Khrone is our patron, we should see if our sergants will be blessed by other gods. Chaos Undivided is what we should try and make our army.

>>5705234

Think this is it.

>Input Sgt. Names

>Sgt.

>Hard Sgt.

>>5705271
Took it at the spaceport when we got our first two recruits.

I feel like I'm reminiscing over something that happened very recently.

>>5705286
I meant the one of her in purple leather but this works.

>>5705252
We have 48. Why waste 28 potentially lethal killing machines in hostile territory?

>>5705288
Hard Sergeant Voldune
Sergeant Belarius

>>5705288
Frank and Bill

Hard Sgt. Sig Coleman

>>5705298

This voice in Gary's head approves of these names.

>>5705310
>As does OP.

>Hard Sergeant Voldune: Wearing Commissar Cap of the Betrayer
>Sergeant Belarius: Wingman, being a bro

>>5705288

Ted the incinerator (Non-hard)

Steve the painless (hard)

>>5705281

In order of POWER:

Khorne first and foremost.
Slaanesh for combat drugs and noise.
Tzeench for tactics and planning and subtle beginnings.
Nurgle last, we don't really get a kick out of that.

But in PRACTICAL order:

Tzeench gets the ball rolling.
Khorne kicks it into overdrive.
Slaanesh makes it fun and gives us post-carnage torture.
Nurgle gets the rotten carcasses we leave in our wake.

Hard Sgt Tiberus
Sgt Relic

>>5705288

HSgt. shall just be referred to as 'Sarge'.

>>5705326
Now that's all settled, do we have any in our company that can...

1. be trusted

2. pilot a Leman Russ tank?

Don't forget to update the archive when the thread runs low.

>>5705348
We never did initiate that first convert from the fresh group, did we...

>>5705334

Yes. Therefore! What we actually need to do now is to get a map, or surveyor, or some such equipment. And take the tanks. Have we decided which tanks to take? I say we take the ones with the hvy bolters.

What does it take to pilot a lemon russ too? 1 driver + 1 guy for each gun + 1 loader fr the big gun?

>>5705348
>Trusted
>10 minutes with Khornette solves any 'loyalty' issue. Not pleasing Slaanesh in the process.

>Able
>...Yes. This was planned.
>Tzeentch +1

>>5705358
I would favor Melta. We can cover infantry, but I question our ability to combat vehicles.

Now that we have figured that out, stand on the top of the Hellhound, now drenched in the blood and organs of those unfit to serve, and make this speech

"Brothers, long have we been held under the yoke of a long dead man, living in fear of one misspoken word and the commissars wrath. No longer will we fear these men. They shall fear us instead! We may be a small band, but our devotion to the Ruinous Powers makes us stronger then a thousand of the mindless zealots we face. Let them speak of the glory of dying in the False Emperor's name. We shall see how loud their prayers are when we crush them beneath our Chaos infused treads!

Mount up! It is time to continue our glorious slaughter!"

>>5705358
>Limit choices to 3 standard tanks
>Have troops to crew all 9, with space for some to ride ontop

>>5705359
Commander, Gunner, Loader, Driver, 2 Sponson Gunners, close personal contact.

>>5705334
>>5705358
Not so much "Chaos Undivided" as "Chaos Perfected". Tzeentch shouldn't have to do much, all that flashy sorcerous bullshit never gets any real damage done unless you're dragging shit out of the warp and dropping it into combat. Khorne does all the legwork, Slaanesh makes it worthwhile and Nurgle plays cleanup.

Shit. Lightning. Tempted to turn of computer in case of fryalation, but thread...so...good...

>>5705371
Fuck yes Chaos.

>>5705371

We are a chosen of Khorne! We will not hide in the belly of a metal beast, when our power chainsword is still unsated! We will lead by example, a glorious figure leading every charge, a mighty warrior taking the first and last kills of each battle, an unwavering bastion of pure, unadulterated RAGE!

Thread so awesome but sleep is needed. archive the fuck out of this shit.

>>5705363

We could mix and match. But yeah how many men = 1 Leman Russ?

>>5705393

*Recipricate da brofist*

Normally I just lurk these. I am on a roll tonight!

Who says there's no joy in pleasing Khorne?

Revenge is a blessing of Chaos.

Now go take revenge upon all those who have wronged you in your life prior to the transformation.

>>5705417
I can never ever stop lol'ing at how Nick gave Vasquez a show.

>>5705417
We still have that old ID from our homeworld, right?

>>5705417

Nny, truly one of Khorne's chosen.

>>5705441
>>5705443
I'd talk more about it, but I would hate to derail this thread.

WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET?!

>Now go take revenge upon all those who have wronged you in your life prior to the transformation.

Yes. There is still one who lives. The man responsible for holding together the Cadian Legions. From the battle of Tyrok Fields to on going campaigns, this man serves not only as the Supreme Commander, but as Lord Castellan and Planetary Governor. Without him, you would have never been conscripted.

He must pay.

Tanks to take with

Leman Russ, Hell Hound, Chimera.

>>5705467
>Cadia
>lord castellan

Oh fuck me.

Not him.

Anyone but him.

>>5705467
Shit just got real.

>>5705467
We should repay the favour of him placing us in the path of Khorne... by returning Khorne's blessings to him tenfold.

Am I going to be the first one to shout it?

>>5705496
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>5705496

Shout what?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?

Then once he's done, we're going to mass our forces, maybe chill in the warp for a while.

Then, my friends...

..We're going to Terra.

>>5705511
Thank you.

That man, the hero of Cadia, who has held back countless of Chaos forces from Abadon's Black Crusades still stands between you and ultimate victory.

That man, whose very name causes Tzeentch himself to brew storms in the warp rivaling Khrone's rage.

Creed.

So, the Tactical Genius himself, eh? We might need Tzeentch on our side for this one.

>>5705528
CCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5705467
>>5705479
>>5705480
>>5705511


CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEED?!?!

...I just realised something.

He didn't see *this* coming.

>>5705528
....Gather the men.

We have work to do.

We need enemies to strengthen us.

We need recruits.

We need cannon fodder.

And we need every ounce of strength the dark gods can grant us.

>>5705540
Do you mean to say ...

We out 'Creed'd' Creed?

>>5705542
Fuck it we can do it ourselves. ONE MAN ARMY!

>>5705528

He is but another man who's skull will be heaped upon our God's throne. His past records mean nothing to us. Failabbon should have been removed from Warmaster long ago.

Before we rush blindly into the heart of the strongest bastion in the Imperium, with the exception of Terra, we must become stronger! We must pave a road of bone and blood up to him, let him look back upon our previous conquest and know, maybe for the first time in his pitiful existence, fear.

Nothing, not even the Gods themselves, will stop us from getting our revenge on this man. Should his death further their goals, so be it. Their goals are not our concern now.

>>5705557

...Then we might just be able to pull this off. We'll need every recruit, every vehicle, every weapon, every ounce of support we can get from the Chaos gods. We'd better start appeasing the other three a bit in order to gain their favor as well...

>>5705557
Not just yet. But we know who he is and we know what he does. But most importantly, he doesn't know who we are, or a Baneblade would've been dropped on us by now.

We will destroy his Tactical Genius with Anti-Tactical Insanity.

>>5705542
Alright, I have a plan.

First, we need to build our strength. If we can manage to get 500 converts and cultists, maybe one of the CSM chapters will take us seriously. And we can ask for reinforcements and blessings of the dark gods.

And if we gain victories, perhaps we'll gain more help from the CSM chapters. If not help from them, then the Dark Gods. If fate shines upon us, then both.

Once we have two legions dedicated to us, we can strike at the very heart of the Cadian Gate and strong arm our way through the finest the Imperial Guard have to offer.

>>5705601
No, no, no, too predictable. This is Creed. We need the unexpected, inexplicable, we need the warp and noise and thunder and we need to appear in his private quarters while he's chewing cigars and jerking it to the Emperor.

We need madness.

>>5705616
...We need the Warp.

>>5705616
We need Sparta?

>>5705626
...lots of Warp.

>>5705617

PART THREE!

ARCHIVE THIS AND WE CONTINUE WITH NEW VIGOR!

>>5705616

So, we need to take our entire current group, and teleport them into the same room with Creed. And pull something similar to tactical genius?

>>5705616
That's fine and dandy, but it's better of Creed is busy fighting others, and doesn't know of our existence. If we can create a war between a Chaos Marine Legion and Creed, he'll have his hands full with them, rather than our little group.

Alright, almost time for someone to update the archive.

Don't forget to do that.

>>5705628
300 elites sounds like a good number. Pad it out with 10,000 mindless psychopaths... and instead of defending, we strike to the core and destroy Creed before he can even SAY "tactical".

We don't need the numbers, we proved that today.
We need insanity and the mind to pull it off.

>>5705652
We started this shit with a cigar, a necklace, and a combat knife. And by God, we will finish it with more power and glory than any man in all of Holy Terra could imagine.

>>5705651
I'll update once the new thread is linked.

>>5705617