Masturbate.

Find the emperor and masturbate on him.

I am obviously not a guardsmen. In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, there only lump mattresses.

Masturbate into Survival pack.

rolled 2 = 2

>>5702219
Sneak kill a guardsmen by holding my left hand over his mouth and slitting his throat using the combat blade

c'mon 20

What are my orders? I'm asuming that because I am the only one awake I'm the night sentry?

Find Commissar and request orders.

>>5702268
after receiving orders, proceed to anally rape the commissar

What is in my box of personal effects?

>Sneak kill a guardsmen by holding my left hand over his mouth and slitting his throat using the combat blade

Deftly, you drop from your top bunk to the floor without a sound. Drawing your blade, you quickly muffle your bunkmate's mouth and split his throat from ear to ear. You grab his pillow from behind his head and force it down on his face and neck to silence the coughing and sputtering. No one else has awakened.

>Input Command...

>>5702256>>5702228>>5702239>>5702277

/Jerkin on.

/Jerkin off.

>>5702282
One box of Emperor protects brand condoms, blessed "machine" oil, one pinup calendar of the Adeptas Sororitas.

Betray the Emprah, turn Chaos, they have sluts

>What is in my box of personal effects?

Contents: One ID card from your homeworld. The text is faded, as is the photo. There are also a few letters and a cigar. An aquilla symbol on a silver chain also lies in the box.

>>5702302
Tell the Commissar what you just did, the Emperor will forgive.

>>5702327
Anyone have that awesome portrait of the chaos guardsman in front of a vandalized IG banner?

Masturbate some more.

>>5702346
This one?

>Tell the Commissar what you just did, the Emperor will forgive.
Gathering your kit together, you strike out from the bunker. Blood pools along the floor as your bunkmate drains.

The cool air of the night hits your face as you step into the parade grounds. The lamp illuminates your body, showing your colors. You're a Cadian. Figures.

The Commissariat Bunker lies a few hundred feet west. There is the armory across from you bunker, about 50 feet away. East lies the mess hall. 24/7 service.

>Input Command...

>CHAOS LEVEL: 1
>Khorne: +1

go to the armoury. is there anyone there?

>>5702447
If so, stealth kill him, hide the body, rob him of his valuables/weaponry.

>>5702394

>Go to the armoury. Is there anyone there?

You enter the armoury. Mick, the night watchman waves.

"The Warp? What are you doing out of your bunk, guardsman?"

>Stealth kill him

>From here would be impossible. He's behind an armoured mesh screen and he's probably armed as well.

>Input Command...

then proceed into armory and get me some actual weapons.

>>5702508
Offer him cigar

As he reaches through screen, opens door, etc., to get it, JUMP HIM RAWR

Get ye flask.

>>5702508
"Hey, Mick. Couldn't sleep, figure I'll stay up for a bit before trying again."

Then >>5702536, assuming that we actually have a cigar.

>>5702536
Offer him cigar, strangle him with Aquila necklace.

Masturbate.

'i've been told to come relieve you. commissar's orders. he wants you to go see him now.'

then, as he comes out, slit his throat too.

>"Hey, Mick. Couldn't sleep, figure I'll stay up for a bit before trying again."

"You should really see someone about that... A sleepless mind is vulnerable." Mick shrugs.
"But what do you need?"
>Offer cigar
"Hot damn. Haven't had a nice one in a while. I've had to deal with these lho sticks."

He shuts the screen, a few locking runes are activated as he steps out from around a ceramite door. He takes the cigar and offers you a lho stick.
"Lets go light up. Maybe it'll ca-"

He's cut off as you whip the silvered chain of your aquilla necklace around his throat. Struggling to get his hands around it, it proves too fine for him to grip, and slowly he slips from consciousness.

You pick up your cigar from the ground. Mick is now unconscious.

>On the ground:
>Mick
>Key ring
>Imperial Primer

>CHAOS LEVEL: 2
>Khorne +1

Can I be a Valhallan instead?

>>5702622
Slit his throat. No witnesses. Take his stuff.

>>5702622
Retrieve our precious cigar and the key ring. Open the door, and go inside. Bring Mick- no sense keeping his body in the open.

hide his body somewhere, unlock the armory. look around.

>Slit his throat. No witnesses. Take his stuff.
You run the blade against his throat as well. He soon expires and blood coats the floor. Taking his key ring, you open the door and drag his body into the armory.

Inside you find enough weaponry to fill out an entire platoon. You can choose up to 3 weapons and a set of armour to exchage, and two accessories.

Armour:
Flak Jacket
Flak Armour
Carapace Armour

Accessories:
Refractor Field
Commissar Cap
Vox Caster
Medi-pack
Demolition Charge
Meltabombs
Frag Grenades

Weapons:
Lasgun (or Laspistol)
Hot-Shot Lasgun (or Hot-Shot Laspistol)
Boltgun (or Bolt Pistol)
Plasmagun (or Plasma Pistol)
Meltagun
Chainsword
Power Weapon
Power Fist

>CHAOS LEVEL: 2
>Khorne: +2

>>5702733

Carapace Armor.

Commissar Cap.
Vox-Caster.

Bolt Pistol.
Chainsword.
Powerfist.

>>5702733
Demolition Charge. Definitely. Actually, take two of those. Then grab a Power Weapon and Meltagun.

>>5702756

Demolition Charges as well. Let's go back and finish the entire company.

>>5702768
>>5702756
Replace Vox-Caster with Demolition Charges.

>>5702733
Meltas and demolitions.

>>5702756
>Commissar Cap.
>Vox-Caster.

I should note at this point that my plan re: Demolition Charges involves blowing up the commissar's bunker. We can then come retrieve other accessories.

Also, we probably don't need two melee weapons.

Need the Commissar Cap/Bolt Pistol/Carapace Armour in order to pose as a Commissar if need be.

>>5702779
Point.

Commissars sleep with their weapons on them, right?

>Carapace Armour
>Commissar Cap
>Demolition Charge
>Bolt Pistol
>Power Weapon

>Accept?

>>5702789

That's why there's no point going into the bunker at all. We could blow it up, then pretend there was an emergency...

>>5702799

That sounds good. Now go out carefully, wearing the carapace armour but not the cap. Don't want suspicion.

Revised List:

Carapace Armour

Demolition Charge (2)

Bolt Pistol
Chainsword
Meltagun

Revised List:

Carapace Armour

Demolition Charge (2)

Bolt Pistol
Chainsword
Meltagun

>Accepted!

You don the armour of a Storm Trooper and gear up for super anti-tank operations.

The meltagun is slung across your back. Your chainsword and bolt pistol are holstered at your sides. The demolition charges are strapped to your pack.

The Commissariat Bunker lies 150 feet west.

>Input Command...

>>5702846
Move to Commissariat Bunker as secretly as possible. Once there, plant one of the demolition charges. Get a safe distance away, possibly find a hiding place, then detonate.

>>5702857

Hide near the mess. Place the other demolition charge there and prime it.

CHAOS GUARDSMAN KILLS COMMISSAR

inb4

>>5702846

>You don the armour of a Storm Trooper and gear up for super anti-tank operations.

>The meltagun is slung across your back. Your chainsword and bolt pistol are holstered at your sides. The demolition charges are strapped to your pack.

I almost want a drawfaggotry of that.

>>5702846
Move towards the Commissariat Bunker. Keep a sharp eye out for any other active individuals. If no one seems in a position to interfere, prepare to collapse the building with carefully placed demolition charges.

>>5702857
>>5702866
Guys, we cannot place the charge haphazardly. This needs to be effective enough to get a kill- if it does nothing but damage the place a bit, everyone will get woken up and we're fucked.

>>5702857
>>5702866
You move in the shadows to the large black bunker. With care and precision, you place a demolition charge against the wall of the bunker. The firing pin and activation rune are in your hand. You retreat for cover.

Like the crack of a Lascannon shot, an explosion rocks the area. The bunker is now missing 2/3 of it's structure. A sentry sounds a klaxon alarm as a spot light falls on the ruined bunker. You are still undiscovered. You are 50 feet from the armoury.

>Input Command...

>>5702890
Try to get inside the Bunker, then place the charge near either:

a) A support beam
b) The sleeping quarters of the Commissar(s)

>>5702890

True. Well do we remember what the commissar's bunker looks like? Where does the commissar sleep? When was the last time we were inside?

>>5702916

Oh hell. Continue hiding and observe.

>>5702929
I say when the coast is clear, finish it off with the melta.

>>5702916
Well, that's that, then.

All our fellow guardsmen are going to wake up, and we'll be in deep shit, because they know we're not cleared for all this. Any chance that we could return to the barracks and plant another bomb without getting noticed and shot?

>>5702944
Have some faith in Khorne. He knows what he is doing, this is his business, after all.

I say find an officer, assassinate, impersonate.

>>5702944

If all the guardsmen wake up in response to the alarm they will be heading straight for the commissar's bunker. We're still a relatively safe distance away. Is the other charge planted at the mess?

Make it appear that you are responding to the explosion. Run into investigate and plant charges

Emperor dam it all. This is a lot of heresy to clean up.

>>5702961
>If all the guardsmen wake up in response to the alarm they will be heading straight for the commissar's bunker.
This is actually very true. Our best move is to sneak away and plan our next act of destruction, then.

Is the commissar done in, or not? If not he should be running out by now certainly. Do we see anything?

>>5702876
just doodled this. i suck.

>Have some faith in Khorne

You don't know why you started all this senseless violence, but fuck all if you care. You remember hearing a heretic's chant.
'Blood for the Blood God' you say, just under your breath from cover as guardsmen rush towards the bunkers. The other charge is ready to detonate at the mess hall, but the hall is now empty.

Your head swims with a daemonic voice.

"So, guardsman, you wish to join us? Then do so. KILL IN HIS NAME!"
You feel your chainsword become hot to the touch. You also feel your body tense up as if you had been working out a lot, and needed to relax.

>STRENGTH +1
>ATTACKS +1

You have:
Meltagun
Bolt Pistol
Khornate Chainsword

>Input Command...
>CHAOS LEVEL: 2
>Khorne: +3

>>5702985

Aww it's okay.

But quick! Observe the situation! What the hell's going on? Where are the guardsmen running? How many pieces is the commissar in?

Kill yourself, such is the only way to gain forgiveness at this stage. And may the Emperor have mercy on your misguided soul...

>>5703022

Erhm...A bit late for that...>>5703013

>>5703031
Never too late to kill yourself in penitence.

>>5703013

Fire a shot in the air with the bolt pistol, from behind the mess. Then fire a few more until I have people's attention. Then RUN, with activation rune ready for the second charge.

>>5703013
Well, it looks like we have a new boss, with new orders. There are sentries and spotlights around; let's go sneak up on them and KILL/BURN. When they're gone, it will be much easier to go after the rest.

>>5703041
then
>>5703036

>>5702219
I kill everyone in the room. There are no comfy beds in the Imperium. This is obviously a Chaos trap.

>>5703036
This. AFTER we get rid of the spotlights, which would be quick to point towards the gunfire and reveal our position, resulting in our elimination by dozens of irate guardsmen.

>>5703035
Actually, you're at the point where death isn't enough.
Arco-Flaggelence or maybe a Penitant Engine is what's in for you.

>>5703013

Get ready to ruin someone's day. Begin crawling away from the destroyed mass o' bunker, taking care not to be seen. If there's any tanks nearby, let's blow em up. If not, we could wait until some high-ranking officer (i.e. Comissar) comes by and kill him. Khorne would be pleased by such betrayal and destruction.

>Fire a shot in the air with the bolt pistol, from behind the mess.

You dash for cover in the shadows, making your way back to the mess hall. The charge is still ready to fire.

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

Your bolt pistol shatters the silence, and all at once, you can hear the collective arming of HUNDREDS of Lasguns. With deliberate marching, the 3 bunkers worth of guardsmen approach the mess. The sentries move the lights onto the door of the hall.

>Input Command...

>>5703078
Lure them into the Mess Hall.

Then detonate the charge.

Finish the building with the meltagun.

Hide until coast is clear.

>>5703078

Wait.... where *are* we in relation to the mess?

>>5703078
Assuming that we weren't foolish enough to go INTO the hall, move away from it and try to circle around behind the sentries. Once a significant number of guardsmen begin to investigate, blow the charges and take out a couple spotlights while everyone is distracted.

thread archived, i hope you kill many followers of the corpse god.

Goddamn.

Dr. Steel (Ode to Revenge and Lament for a Toy Factory in particular) is the perfect music for this thread.

>>5703096
You are behind the hall. You're in cover, and there's nothing but darkness between you and the garage.

Garages mean vehicles.

Vehicles mean Heavy Support Choices.

Heavy Support Choices means TANKSTANKSTANKSTANKS.

>>5703091
>Finish the building with the meltagun.
>Hide until coast is clear.
These two cannot be effectively combined! Firing our meltagun will reveal our position and result in death.

>>5703117
Death is inevitable for you. You decided to be a heretic today, you will see that heresy has it's price.

>>5703116


STEAL A TANK AND GO ON A RAMPAGE

>>5703116

Sneak to the garage then. Is anyone coming from that direction? Ready the activation rune for the second charge. If the door to the garage is locked chainsword it.

>>5703117
Alright. Let me rephrase that then.

Lure them into the mess hall.

Detonate the charge.

Take out the sentries.

Go from there, probably picking off the survivors with the chainsword and bolt pistol.

>>5703116
>Heavy Support Choices means TANKSTANKSTANKSTANKS.
And TANKSTANKSTANKSTANKS are something we can't use on our own, more's the pity... those all need crews. We'll have to try to stop them from being manned against us somehow, though, and we're out of demo charges with no convenient way to get more unnoticed. If melta fire inside the garage wouldn't be visible from outside, it might be a good idea to take out a few vehicles while they're unmanned.

>>5703141

But you could still use the guns or drive it on your own.

>>5703116
Get to garage.

Grab the biggest fucking tank in the garage.

Exit the garage in the tank.

(Optional: Make a speech.)

Detonate the charge.

Go from there.

rolled 3 = 3

Lure dose Impy Guard gitz into da mess 'all an' den blow da t'ing up!

>>5703150
>But you could still use the guns or drive it on your own.
I'd be willing to bet that the inability to do both at once, coupled with the fact that you can't hide in a damn tank, would be quite immediately fatal. There's an armory full of meltaguns nearby.

>>5703167
Shoot the buildings with the main cannon(s).

>>5703141

Good point. But are there light vehicles we could use?

>>5703133
Just do this. Assuming we manage it, it'll keep our options open for a bit longer while killing many of the guardsmen.

>Sneak to the garage

You easily get into the large garage and see rows of Leman Russ Battle Tanks, Sentinels and Chimeras. There's a sleeping techpriest ontop of one of the Chimera transports. There's a box of used tissues at his side and a copy of "Electronica Mechanica Monthly" near it.

>Lure them into the mess hall.
Guardsmen are already sweeping around the mess. You managed to get away before they spotted you.

>Detonate the charge.
You activate the rune. The ground shudders with a *THUD* as you hear screams of guardsmen dying and a secondary explosion as the broilers go up with the mess.

The daemonic voice fills your head again.
"WAHAHAHAHA! GOOD SHOW!"
>Leadership +2
>Initative +1

>Take out the sentries.
You're safe in the garage for now.

The techpriest wakes up from the noise of the explosion. He hasn't noticed you.

>Input Command...

>CHAOS LEVEL: 3
>Khrone: +5

>>5703187
Stealth kill if possible. Deface all holy symbols he has on him.

>>5703198
On that note, deface the Aquila necklace.

question: did we lock the armoury behind us? because that would be fairly cash.

>>5703202
It's already covered in the blood of a loyal imperial guardsman...

>>5703211
Drench it in the blood of the soon-to-be-dead Techpriest.

>>5703187
>>5703198
>>5703202

Combine these plans.

Stealth kill the tech priest with the aquilla necklace, like the armory dude, then bathe the aquilla in the blood of the techpriest in Khorne's name. Perhaps he will grant us a blessing to kill more in his name.

>>5703205
There was an auto-lock on the door, and we're the one with the keys, so yes.

>>5703198
Killing him is probably the safest plan, but if we want to get one of the vehicles active and under our control, bluffing him into getting it running is probably our best bet.

>>5703198

That, or just chainsword him like a proper khornate. Come on, a chaos god is behind you! What's to fear?

When this is all over, we need a writefag to tell the epic tale of the Traitor Guardsman and all his infamous deeds.

>>5703187
Kill dat soddin' 'umie Mekboy right quick an' quiet. Den splash 'is blood all over da t'ing he was on and try ta sneak out da back of da garage.

Kill the techpriest with the aquila
then put it back on your neck let the Rust and Blood be an Homage to the blood god

>>5703205
Yes.
>>5703198
You slide through the shadows, moving closer to the Techpriest. You dart up towards him with the Khornate Chainsword.

*RRRNNNNNNNN* *SCREEEEEEEEEECH*

You eviscerate the Techpriest, but cause quiet a racket as you hit his combat bionics. You hear footsteps coming closer.

>>5703202
See: >>5703211

>>5703187
Kill him with the chainsword, and then start using the meltagun on the vehicles one after another. Aim carefully for vital parts so as to maximize damage and not waste any time blasting through armor.

Am I the only one to notice the OP failed to give us trousers?

>>5703221

"Techpriest, I need your assistance! Please get this vehicle running immediately! This is a crisis! Lives are at stake!"

"At once.
...
Preparations have been comple-ACK"

>>5703243
Flee out the back, remaining unseen if possible. Disabling the vehicles takes second seat to being able to continue your rampage from an unknown location.

Go back to sleep and pray to the emperor
That my drill Sargent doesn't find the Jelly filled pastry my bunk mate is hiding or were all gonna have to do push up's
I wish that fucking fat fuck would just give up!

>>5703243
Hide. Wait for the unknown person to show themselves, then stealth kill.

>>5703248

The footsteps are coming from outside? Or from inside the garage? Either way prepare the meltas to use on the tanks, as per >>5703248.

Also, does the techpriest have anything on him?

Melt The other vehicals to slag with the Melta so they can't follow you
blow open side and Bail in chimera
also steal Sacred machine oil and Debase when possible

>>5703263
If there are only a few footsteps, do this.
>>5703259
If there are many footsteps, do this.

>>5703263
You duck into the shadows once again as another smaller techpriest walks in. It's a female techpriest, because this is a morality check. She quickly rushes to her slain compatriot, weeping to the Omnissiah for failing to save his life.

You can see she has:
>Rage

Options:
>Stealth Kill
>Exploit
>Rape

>>5703282
>Rape

What are we some kind of Pussy Slaneshi? KILL MAIM BURN!

>>5703282
What kind of Traitor would we be if we turned on Khorne now? Stealth kill.

>>5703282
Stealth kill. Rape takes too long, and there isn't enough BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

>>5703282
>Rape
We didn't swear ourselves to Slaanesh, but to Khorne. Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne.

Stealth kill her.

>>5703282

Wait! What could we exploit her to do? Disable all tanks so the enemies can't take them over, perhaps? *then* we chainsword her.

Your actions are meaningless. Consider this;
For every man you kill, thousands take his place. In the time it took you to destroy a building, hundreds were built. Every time you get away, we are right behind you. You are a minor nuisence to a minor contingent of nobodies from nowhere. The site will be purged from orbit, or maybe the earthshakers will ignite the sky.

There is no hope.

You will die.

No one will remember you.

RAPE

>>5703303
This.

>>5703282
Stealth Kill
Either drive the knife through her skull OR just Take it with the Chainsword before hopping in the Chimera and GTFO'ing

>>5703303
Hm, but how would Khorne react to us mukkin' about with Tzeentch?

Exploit the fuck out of that!
Get her to help us disable the tanks!
Another ally for Khorne!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

>>5703303
YEssss! Just as Planned!

>>5703303
>What could we exploit her to do?
In all likelihood, nothing whatsoever; we're covered in blood and obviously holding the murder weapon of someone she clearly cared for. Further, she has Rage, so she might well attack us, and she's probably got combat bionics. Not worth the risk.

>>5703303
>Rage
>Exploit
>Darth_Vader.jpg

>>5703310
....And?
The same can be said for ANYTHING! in 40k

>>5703303

"If you want to avenge him, sister, you need to disable all the tanks here. The commissar's dead. We don't know who's attacked us, he might be in the garage RIGHT THIS MOMENT. Now, sister! Can we keep the tanks from moving?"

SABATOGE THE TANKS
MAKE THEM EXPLODE IF SOMEONE TRYS TO ACTIVATE THEM
WE NEED HER HELP FOR THIS SO EXPLOIT HER
EXPLOIT THE HELL OUT OF THIS

>>5703325
Stop running and give up.
Your death will be the only truth you will ever know.

>>5703310
>nobodies from nowhere.
We're Cadians, actually. From Cadia. I understand it's somewhat notable.

>>5703310

When I die, I die in the name of Chaos. I die in the cause of freedom. I die to rid the world of you maggots groveling under the boot of the corpse on the golden chair. And most importantly... I die taking your faggot ass with me.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE!

I say rape, because that's my fetish.
Besides, we're OBVIOUSLY Undivided, what kinda Khornate stealth kills?

>>5703310

Ted, I know it hit you hard to know I was your son's real father. But let it go. There are bigger things than the two of us. Like Khorne, for example.

We can disable the tanks with our meltagun! We don't need to fuck around with trickery and rely on our ability to deceive someone who has every motive to kill us if they figure things out. KILL HER.

Exploit her. If nothing else she can be a distraction for us. She may make a good ally though if we can turn her.

>>5703352
An efficient one.

Maximum blood potential.

Yesss! Exploit! We do not follow Khorne but TZEENTCH! All out actions have been betrayal and trickery.

JUST AS PLANNED!

>>5703352
lets compromise.
Cut off her appendages, THEN rape, then disable tanks, and get the hell out with a Sentinel. Kill with MULTILASERS!

>>5703352
>what kinda Khornate stealth kills?
Our kind. We're one man against a platoon, here; Khorne will forgive our use of actual tactics if we bring him enough BLOOD and SKULLS.

>Exploit, then Stealth Kill

You move up to her, sword whirring at a calm buzz.

"Techpriest, you see how your Emperor and Omnissiah have failed. Your brother would have lived had his armor been forged from someone of better mettle. Assist us and spill the blood of these worthless wretches in the name of Khrone!"

You speak like a man possessed, words of blood sending a violent surge through the techpriest's mind. You drop below her servo arm as it lashes out, pinning her against the side of the Chimera.

"A pity."

*RNNNNNN*

>FINISH HER
>Please Slaanesh, then FINISH HER

Mind Rape her. Then exploit her. Then kill her.

>>5703363
Cut off limbs, attach to front of Sentinel, MAKE HER WATCH THE DESTRUCTION THAT YOU SHALL CAUSE.

The Blood God is one of Straight fowardness
we will not exploit her
We will slay her
possibly stop the guard from following us by reducing their transports to slag
and GTFO to slay another day
THERE IS MORE BLOOD TO BE SHED YOUR LIFE SHALL NOT BE WASTED HERE

>>5703363
That will take far too long.

>>5703363

Coming out with a sentinel's a good idea, though i'm not sure the techpriest is much use without her appendages...

>>5703372

FINISH HER!!!

>>5703372
>FINISH HER
We have better things to do than please Slaanesh. There is blood to be spilled here, and no one else to do it. Our time is precious.

>>5703372
Rape, the kill, then disable other vehicles, then take sentinel for a spin!
Make sure to take out the Armory, don;t want anyone getting Anti-vehicle weapons. And it will make a HUGE BOOM!

>>5703372

Well if those are the choices.... Slaanesh doesn't appeal to me, really. Run the chainsword through her into the chimera. Leave her there.

>>5703372
Cut her in half. But in such a way that it is not instantly fatal. Leave her to bleed out painfully and slowly. Take the sentinel.

>>5703372
Gut her with the Chainsword, crotch to skull. Ensure the blood and gore coats her precious works of the Omnissiah and then wear her skull proudly on our belt!

>>5703381
>>5703381
>>5703381
>>5703381
>>5703381
>>5703381
>>5703381
>>5703381
>>5703381
THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!!!

>>5703372

Is there any sentinel fitted with anti-vehicle weapons? I mean, if I have to take out the garage, it's easier with a vehicle-sized weapon...

Kill her, and stick her to the Sentinel, then take the Sentinel and go for a joy ride, nothing will break morale more then knowing that the machine spirit as betrayed them.

Slay the Wretch
And Gtfo in either a Chimera or Armored sentinel
the barebones shit wont fly when we're fulla las bolt
Hack her shit up and GTFO

Guys, let's slow down a bit here. One thing at a time. Our options involve this bitches death, if you want to do something with her after, just end with her being alive. We can muck about with Sentinels once Khorne has been praised.

>FINISH HER

You level the chainsword with her throat, and stare directly into her fear filled eyes as you press your weight against it. Gore and viscera cover the area as your sever her head from her body, holding it in the hood of her robe like a trophy bag.

>Sentinel. GTFO.
A row of Scout and Armoured Sentinels stand at attention. You have the following options

Armoured
Scout

Lascannon
Plasma Cannon
Missile Launcher
Heavy Flamer
Multilaser

Rip the woman in Half
Take her skull and GTFO in armored sentinel or Chimerea

>>5703342
Currently, you are a dead man running from his grave. Your compatriots are dead. You have no home now.
>>5703348
You only fool yourself to think that you fight for another cause. What freedom you did have, you gave up. As for me? When I die. Another will take my place. You will never kill anything of importance.

>>5703429

True. Well, since no one outside seems to be aware that we're here, let's have our fun with the techpriest. Maim her, then decorate nearby vehicles with her guts while she's still alive. The better to please Khorne!

Armored of course. How many weapon options?

We need Plasma, Lascannon, and if a third Heavy Flamer for the fun of it.

>>5703433

Grab the corpse and spray an Armored Multilaser Sentinel with the remaining blood, proceed to storm out of the garage in it.

>>5703433
Armored, definitely. I'll leave others to choose weaponry.

Do we want to destroy the rest of the vehicles with our meltagun, or use the sentinel to do it? Bearing in mind that we probably want an anti-infantry sentinel weapon...

>>5703433

Do we choose one of each?

>>5703433
Armored, plasma cannon!

Use Sentinel to kill other Vehicles, leave Garage, use Sentinel to BLOW UP THE ARMORY!

Armored, Plasma Cannon!

>>5703433

Armoured; Plasma and Multilaser. Destroy or disable all the other vehicles in the garage. Less need for caution now that we're in a proper vehicle!

>>5703472
This one, absolutely. We'll paint it for Khorne by passing over the remains of the Mess Hall before the Armory.

>>5703444
There is much work to be done here Ted.

>>5703478
>Less need for caution now that we're in a proper vehicle!
We're also a much larger target. We really need to get ourselves some minions to draw fire... actually, it might be a good idea to leave a small number of vehicles untouched in anticipation of potential minions in the future. Depending on if/how we're planning to recruit, anyway.

>>5703444
>When I die. Another will take my place.
And will he serve the Emperor as faithfully as We have? You are a fool clinging to petty lies that you no longer believe yourself.

>>5703491

Come think of it, is there *any* remaining chance that we'd still be able to pass off as loyal Imperial Guardsmen? We could gather the survivors of the bombing and take them along in that case, then. Also, why waste an armory?

>>5703491
Khorne cares not from whence it flows, merely that it flows! His own will recognize the signal, or they will die with the rest. We have no time for words.

Tie the remains of both techpriests to an armored Sentinel with a Plasma Cannon. Destroy all other vehicles, then destroy the armory and sentry towers.

>Desecrate Area
>Armoured Sentinel w/ Plasma Cannon

You hack apart the bodies and strew the parts around the garage before moving a the female torso and head to the Plasma Cannon sentinel. You rip her body open and anoint the walker in the blood of the follower of the machine god, taking extra care to drive her skull onto one of the communication antennae just like one of those little foam balls. The Sentinel croaks to life as the garage doors begin to slide open. Aside from the the dull humm of the engine, nothing about the Sentinel is active.

The doors grind to a halt as no less than 3 platoons of guardsmen stand with lasguns at the ready and look into the garage. A few are reviled at he sight of the area, some even turn to vomit.

You have initiative, and a plasma cannon.

>>5703504
At this point, I highly doubt it. We have Chaos level 3 don't we? We are obviously tainted. Just look at >>5703372

>>5703510

Blood for the blood god.

>>5703510
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

>>5703510
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

>>5703510
Fire recklessly (but with good aim), probably overheating the gun.

>>5703510
>CHAOS LEVEL: 4
>Khorne: +5

Step out of the vehicle. Ask for death in exchange for forgiveness.

>>5703510
FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!! FFFFIIIIIIIRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!!

>>5703510

Shoot the ceiling above the guardsmen. Have it collapse onto them, slaying them in a horrific bloody manner. Not to mention making it a bitch for non-legged vehicles to get out of the place. After all, if they get vaporized, where's all that blood gonna go? Certainly not to Khorne...

>>5703510

Spray them with plasma while charging them. Use the element of surprise. Once outside, head straight for the armoury, and destroy it.

>>5703510

>>5703510

RAMMING SPEED.

CHARGE THROUGH THE GUARD WHILE PIVOTING THE WEAPONS TO MAKE SHOTS UPON THE ARMORY.

CONTINUE TO FIRE UPON ANY AND ALL BUILDINGS AFTER THE ARMORY HAS BEEN LIT UP LIKE A CIGAR

MAKES SHOTS UPON THE VEHICLES TOO

THEN RUN BACKWARDS WHILE FIRING UPON WHATEVER IS LEFT OF THE BASE INTO THE EXPANSE OF THE PLANET

KHORNE WILL SOON BRIEF YOU

>>5703510
Aim at massed Guardsmen:
FOOM
No more Guardsmen. SQUAD FUCKING BROKEN.

Hunt down the survivors.

>>5703530
Damn, this man is using his skull. Let's give this a shot. It'll probably kill more than the couple of shots we'll get off anyways.

>>5703495
Doesn't matter. If the only chance to destroy me is to kill yourself. I die a hero, and your name will be struck from the books.

Your actions are again, mute. You think of the future, only because you know that the past is catching up. You hear the mute choir that sings of the others deaths. You can see the work of the techpriest all around you. The machines themselves weep tears of blood at her passing.

None shall weep for you. None shall remember you. You will die soon.

>>5703530
This! Do not abandon our use of tactics simply because the enemy presents themselves and we have a big gun; even a vehicle may lose to massed fire. Wait for the guardsmen to move into the garage, and then collapse it, giving them more immediate concerns and allowing us to pick them off.

>>5703530

Actually yeah, this one. Then we'll go out and blow up the rest of the base.

>>5703530
The guardsmen all face your Sentinel as the lights flare to life. Angling upwards, you fire off plasma into the support beam holding the door frame in place. Molten slag drips from the beam as the whole frame creaks and bends. In an earsplitting whine, the structure of the door frame gives way, sending the guardsmen sprawling for cover as the huge metal beams fall into their lines. Bodies are crushed and broken, the blood filling the air in a fine mist.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 5
>Khrone: +7
>Tzeentch: +1

>Input Command...

Does the Sentinel have close combat capability? If not, we're committing tech heresy as soon as we get out of here to give it some.

>>5703563
Trample the survivors and rampage throughout the camp. Make sure the officers are dead. Then escape and go find some blades etc. to attach to the Sentinel.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>5703563
Move through them quickly, firing at any who still seem combat-capable, and destroy the armory.

>>5703564

It has big legs.

>>5703563

We need to leave and survey the area. Or is it possible to fire on the rest of the base from the hole we've just blasted in the garage? Why not fire from cover?

>>5703563
Exit garage, fire at sentry posts to decrease their awareness of the situation, fire at the armory to remove any chances of them improving their effectiveness.

>>5703563
March forward! Do not give them the chance to regroup or find cover! Nor let them have the chance to seal us in this garage! March forward, attempting to put as many guardsmen in your path as possible.

/tg/ Im disappoint.

>>5703563

OH SHIT Tzeentch points.

How about this? Now that the air is full of blood and screams of pain, I bet it's damn inviting for some Khornate Daemons.

Let's paint the symbol of Khorne in enemy blood, using our walker's blood-smeared foot as a brush of sorts. Pile corpses onto the symbol, also using the Sentinel. Perhaps this will be an alluring offering to any Daemonic enitities out there.

>>5703603

There will be plenty of time for rape later.

>>5703579
Hrm. I recall Catachan Sentinels having giant chainsaw things on them.... I guess it was too much to expect Cadian ones to be similar. Oh well. Death by trampling it is!

>>5703575
At this point, we may not need to destroy the armory. Depending on how much destruction has been sown, we may yet get a chance to go back there. Assuming we managed to kill the Commissar in the very beginning, then odds are good the lot of vermin will break soon.

>Trample Guardsmen
>Fuck up the Sentries

Charging with a furious battle cry, your Sentinel runs through the rubble with ease as you hear many satisfying *CRUNCH* noises under the heels of steel. Your cockpit pivots to fire at the towers, boiling away the supports of the Sentry Towers. Lights begin to swing then point upwards as the sentries abandon their posts, running for cover as you decimate the area. Plasma fire scorches across the armoury, iginiting the munitions housed inside. In a brilliant plume of fire, the armoury detonates, taking a large group of buildings with it from the combined stores of plasma, melta, and demolitions.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 6
>Khrone: +9
>Tzeentch: +1

>Input Command...

>>5703611

That is quite true... then we should angle for the sentry posts instead, to sow confusion. A confused army will run before it fights.

>>5703614
Destroy any and all surviving infantry, vehicles, and buildings.

>>5703614
Survey the area while disposing of any guardsmen who present themselves. What potential threats remain? What points of interest, if any?

Obviously you should get the females head off the pike and rape its mouth.

Its the only way to be sure

>>5703614
Escape! Time to go be sneaky, and get supplies for committing tech-heresy. We're putting blades and chainsaws on this motherfucker. We'll probably need more fuel for it, too.

Either that, or go with the whole daemon-summoning idea.

>>5703614
>>5703611
Or that's good too. Do we have nightvision in the Sentinel? We really need to take a moment to survey the scene and determine what our opposition is. Without slacking up our shooting/crunching thing, of course.

>>5703614

What does the rest of the base look like? Move off in the direction of the former armoury, it's probably clear from the explosion.

>>5703614

Let's find a goddamn Psyker. Khorne HATES those guys. Maybe if we vaporize one in a white-hot blast of plasma, he will reward us.

...Mutation, perhaps?

Find any stragglers and hunt them with your chainsword. Capture one for the shits and giggles.

>>5703644
We don't know nearly enough about the rest of the base to pick as specific a target as that.

>>5703637
They're usually used for scouting and flanking, even the combat models, so I imagine they're fitted with a decent auspex based on planet of origin. Obviously a Gryphonne IV Sentinel is going to have better hardware than the Valhallen version, though that one probably has a cocoa dispenser and a nice thermal sleeping bag under the seat.

we really need writefaggotry of this, i say.

>>5703660
And some drawfaggotry of our avatar, ala >>5702394

Turn on your sentinel's speakers and begin ranting about the glory of Khorne, blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, and the need to kill, maim, and burn. The remaining guardsmen had best know in whose name they just got fucked up.

>>5702327
that was a fun day

>>5703650

This. We need to survey the base. Look around, using surveyors if they're on the sentinel.

I can't even keep up with how crazy you guys went.

>Survey the area

Panning over the area with the searchlights from the sentinel, you grin as the section of your former platoon lies in ruin. Bodies strewn about coat the ground in gore and death, the fires from the bunkers the only thing serving to light the area.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 6
>Khorne: +10
>Tzeentch: +1

The daemonic voice fills your mind once again.

"Quite impressive for a mere guardsman. You require a name..."

>Weapon Skill: +2
>Ballistic Skill: +1

>Input Khornate Title...

>>5703679
Scientist, thank you for contributing your awesome tablet skills.

>>5703682
Ted the Blood Killer

>>5703682

Salacious Krum

BALLSY MCBALLSOFSTEEL.

>>5703682
Freddie, Destroyer of Men

>>5703682

Axebeard McBeardAxe!

Wait.. wrong genre.

>>5703682
HERPDERP THE BLOODY

>>5703689
Go kill yourself. Leave the Ted's out of this mess.

>>5703682
Krogar the Destroyer

Batman Bin Suparmon

>>5703682
THE BLOODY-HANDED ONE

MISTER CARNAGE

THE MASTER OF MAYHEM

Private Piles.

>>5703682

ANGRON THE SECONd

>>5703545
True words, bro.
All this will be forgotten within a week.

The Guard is like a hydra: sever one of its heads, and many more will take its place with increased ferocity.

You cannot win. Give up.

>>5703689

>>5703679
Awesome. Very nice.

>>5703682
"They call me Gary."

>>5703682
Shadowblade the Vigilant.

>>5703682
Hrothgar the Barbarian.

Gary the Heavy Handed

>>5703682
"If I require a name, then feel free to choose one. My actions should identify me well enough."

>>5703682
SERGIO THE SLAYER

Sir Henry, Blood Knight.

>>5703689

This

>>5703682

Gerald Monahue, Oath-Slayer

Grab my lasgun and get to work.
FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>5703682
KILL MCBURNMAIM!

>>5703682
I NEED NO NAME, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>>5703740
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>>5703740

>"They call me Gary."
>"If I require a name, then feel free to choose one. My actions should identify me well enough."

The voice swirls in your head.

"Gary, is it? Well then, Gary. You're now Gary the Betrayer. Sound good?"

>FUCK YEAR
>FUCK THAT
>Do I get cooler shit?

>>5703742
I change my choice to this one.

>>5703766

FUCK YEAR

But I want a mutation.

>I NEED NO NAME, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
>Also acceptable if wanted.

FLUFFY
DESTROYER OF WORLDS

>>5703766
"That'll do just fine," you say with a maniacal grin.

>>5703728
We cannot win? What do you call a victory that requires a thousand more men to take the place of one who falls in service to the Emperor? Do you not see!? Your Guard must always grow in order to accomplish nothing more than stemming an encroaching tide!!! Your pathetic mewling amuses me to no end!

Yell "GARY WAS HERE. ASH IS A LOSER!"

>>5703775
This, but demand daemonhood.

>>5703766

"Betray the corpse god I have, indeed! Let this name be feared, and yours with it, blood god!"

GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

>>5703785
"Ashes to dust and all that jazz. Now back to the slaughter!"

>>5703778
THIS

Play up the crazy. But be tzeentchian on the side for lulz and profit

>>5703766

"Excellent. My name will be remembered across a dozen star systems for the events that will unfold, starting by my actions here today. I will cut a bloody swath through the stars themselves."

Now, on to killing. Any guardsmen that look particularly uppity around us? Let's fuck em up. Oh, and do we have any major defensive lines against whoever it is we're fighting? Because we should totally break them from the inside out.

>>5703766
Fuck Year indeed.

>>5703766
FUCK YEAR

KILL MAIM BURN

>>5703775

A name is necessary. A messenger without a name is unfit to bear the word of Khorne.

Gary the Betrayer is perfect! Let the words of Khorne flow from my lips like the blood of our enemies flows upon this ground.

If we can choose the inevitable mutation... We want a fucking third arm so we can use all our weapons at once.

>"Betray the corpse god I have, indeed! Let this name be feared, and yours with it, blood god!"

"Gary the Betrayer, I grant you this gift to aid you. Now go. SLAY THE FEEBLE GUARDSMEN!"

>Choose Gift
>Daemonic
>Mutation
>Extra Equipment
>Become Chaos Marine

Where is the spaceport?

>>5703801

Yeah, where is our base in relation to others? While it is still night and we can go around unnoticed in a Sentinel we'd better. Go around cleaning up any remaining Guardsmen, the head in the direction of the next base. Turn off the sentinel lights.

>>5703796
Follow this man! Only our use of cunning and tactics has allowed to spill so much blood for Khorne! We shall not deny it.

>Become Chaos Marine
This.

Daemonic.

>>5703819
While the other options are tempting, I bet the Chaos Marine path would bring about the most blood for our beloved blood god.

>>5703819
Does power armor come with CSM-hood?

>>5703819

CHAOS MARINE!

>>5703819

"A human has but two arms to serve. Give me more arms, the better to slay more at a time!"

>>5703819
Oh shit. Oh fucking shit. Dare we become a Chaos Marine? Frankly, I think doing this much damage as a man is what makes it far more impressive. But equipment doesn't begin to match anything else, no matter what it is.


......MUTATION!

>>5703821
You spot the spaceport lights not far off. There is a Vulture Gunship docked. You remember it has delicious dual twin-linked punisher cannons. It can handle long distance travel well enough to not need fuel for a few days.

>>5703843

What, normal demonhood not good enough? Anyway the CSMs have basically been mucking around forever without actually doing anything. Let's show Khorne what a (former) Guardsman can do. We've been under the boots of the Marines for way too long!

Mutation, WINGS FUCKING WINGS

>>5703779
Victory?
Such a hollow concept, fitting for your damned path. Victory is not what the guard strive for.

We hold the line.

You raise your manacled hands up to the bleak abyss which has consumed you and think that you will receive a blessing. You will receive nothing but another step toward your own death.
It's coming. You will die soon.
There is NOTHING you can do to stop it.

>>5703819
>Daemonic
Becoming a chaos marine will attract all the wrong kinds of attention. Demons are a dime a dozen, speaking on Imperial scales.

>>5703819

NO mutation! That could horribly backfire.

CHAOS SPACE MARINE.

We could rip shit up if we were to do so. Daemonic, well... those damn psykers would make a mess of that, no doubt. And this equipment we've already got is working fantastically for us.

OHHHHHH Choose the third arm. A extra hand comes in handy...

If you know what I mean

>>5703857
Head towards the Vulture.

>Vote for CSM

Vote mutation

>>5703848

Go for mutation. Come on. This is awesome precisely because we weren't awesome when we woke up at the wrong time this morning. Let's ask for wings and two more arms. And then we'll head for the starport, or... is there any civilian settlement around the starport?

>>5703819
"The thought that a man can do such things in Khornes name will instill fear, spread terror, and convert the damned far better than if I were anything else. Give me weapons, Khorne! Let me use them to bathe this planet in gore!"

>>5703857
Go towards the spaceport. Slaughter any guardsmen you see on the way, and anyone guarding the spaceport. Also anyone who just happens to be hanging out in your range of vision.

And go for demonic badassery with your gift.

>>5703871
BY KHORNE FUCKING SHUT UP. WE DONT WANT ANY DICKINGS

>>5703891
Get extra equipment.

Show them why Guardsmen have balls of steel.

>Daemonic Mutant Chaos Marine with Extra Equipment

You feel your body rending itself as energies of the warp surge though you. In a frenzy, you smash through the door of the sentinel and fall to the ground, writing in sick agony.

...

You have been born once again. The sultry voice of a Khornate Daemon swims in your head.
"Hello, Gary.... I am Bloodletter-chan. I am here to aid you." You can feel yourself grin, welcoming the new prescence. You notice also that your legs have become far more muscular. Your carapace armor has molded to your new form. It may not be powered armour, but it should suffice for now.

>STATLINE:
WS: 5 BS: 5 S: 4 T: 4 W: 3 I: 5 A: 5 Ld: 10 Sv: 4++

>Fearless, Chosen of Khorne

>Input Command...

>>5703819
Actually, does "demonic" refer to becoming a demon ourselves, or does it refer to demonic knowledge/demon-summoning powers? Because that latter would be neat. Minions without all the work of recruiting, and great ones, too.

>>5703905
>Fleet * also

>>5703905
Smoke the cigar.

"Let's kick some ass."

>>5703905
GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE FUCKING SENTINEL, WE MUST USE THE MACHINE OF DEATH UNTIL IT IS A HINDERANCE.

>>5703905
FUCK YES KHORNE DELIVERS!!!

Let's head to the spaceport. Please tell me there are soft bodies along the way so we can test out our new abilities.

>>5703905

That's pretty generous of Khorne.

Now we can head for the spaceyard, or perhaps go back to garage (still undamaged) and get another sentinel. If any exists that we'd fit in, of course.

>>5703905
>>5703920
Specifically, what new equipment, mutations, demonic abilities do we have?

>>5703905
Slaughter any guardsmen available. Make your way to the starport- it is likely that there will be many people there, and they have blood and skulls which you shall offer up to Khorne.

>>5703929
Oh shit. I'm thinking Prototype, anyone else?

>>5703942
"I'm back, baby."

Best part in the whole goddamn game.

>>5703679
>>5703905
Scientist, you still awake? Need a v2.0, stat!

>>5703942

Done.

>>5703955
Once we figure out the details. Then it shall be fit for a drawfaggotry.

FIND CULTIST-CHAN

>Spaceport
>Test New Abilities

You draw your Khornate Chainsword once again. You're pleased when you find it is now surrounded by a crackling power field.
>You have gained: Khornate Power Chainsword

A squad of guardsmen peer out from behind cover, lasguns armed. They look upon your warped form with a look of horror and fear as they raise their weapons. The sergeant bellows an order.

"FIRE! KILL TH-"

He is cut off as your bolt pistol rings out in report, blowing his head off his shoulders.

"S-SQUAD BROKEN!!!"

The guardsmen rout and turn to run.

>Input Command...

We're all angry and full of rage now, right? Let's get us some goddamn SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>5703967
Dash towards them and slaughter them.

>>5703967
>The guardsmen rout and turn to run.
>Now go. SLAY THE FEEBLE GUARDSMEN!
Boss was quite explicit with his orders. Best follow them.

>>5703967
Weak and pathetic though they may be, they still have much to offer Khorne. We are Fleet! Hunt down every last guard from that squad! Let not one drop of blood be spared!

>>5703929
>You have gained Fleet, Chosen of Khorne, Bloodletter Daemon Consort

>>5703967
Kill them and mount their corpses on the Sentinel.

>>5703967
Tear the flesh off of the dead commander, drape it over your form. Inscribe various khornate symbols in it.

>>5703982
Sorry, I'm weak on my game knowledge. Is the consort a mental adviser? That's what it seemed like. Or is it a physical entity that will fight with us?

>>5703984

This, then we roam around on foot looking for targets.

In one night, we went from lowly Guardsman to Chosen of Khorne.

Good job, guys.

And >>5702257 is to thank for it all.

>>5703984
Screw the sentinel! Would you sully the gifts of Khorne by hiding them away?

Chosen?

Infiltrate to Vulture! No need for the crappy sentinel now!

Alsho - sheet, whit this stats we could rip force commander in half on the charge.
Do we have 2 CCW? 7 S5 I6 attacks baby!

>>5704006
What are you on about?

Is that three wounds I see? Fuck yeah!

>>5703982
Skin the officer and gift it to our consort

>Slay them all
Your powerful new legs astonish you at how fast they carry you to the running squad. You plow straight over them in the center, cutting them off. The squad halts and some of them stumble and trip. You cut the standing guardsmen down in a fountain of rage and blood.

>CHAOS LEVEL: 8
>Khorne: +13
>Tzeentch: +1

There are 3 guardsmen remaining. They're looking upon you with awe and fear, on their asses.

>Input Command...

>>5704004
"/tg/. We distill the purest high-quality win from even the lowest of trolls."

>>5704012
>Image

Who the fuck do you think we work for, SLAANESH?

>>5704023
PULL THEIR SKULLS STRAIGHT OUT OF THEIR HEADS! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>>5703994
Think of her as Cortana, only helpful.

And when you're lonesome she'll so you tsundere love or something.

>>5704023
I say we use them as minions.

>>5704033
to one so we can force them to >>5704039

>>5704023

Don't kill them. "You can fire your lasgun at me, and die the worthless shits you lived your whole life as. You do know I'm Gary from 3rd platoon, right? This is what I am now. This is what you can be!"

Force them to fight each other to the death.

>>5704023
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE."
Anyone who repeats after you and abases themselves gets minion status. Anyone else is given to Khorne immediately.

>>5704023
Shave their legs off with the Power Chainsword. Jumping into the air, crush the rib cages of the two on the outside with my knees. Kneeling down over the tortured, screaming guard in between, tear his head off with my bare hands.

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JOIN GLORY OF CHAOS OR DIE LIKE THE REST

Gary the Betrayer....

Betrayer...

>>5704036
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>>5704036
"Stu-stupid Gary the Betrayer. I'm just...here for the blood and skulls. It's not like I like you or something."

guys we should totally fuck over all the gods at once to earn the protection of Malal, there is no higher god.

>>5704092
We are so far gone Khorne, that is probably impossible. At this point, why would we care?

>>5704047
This.

>"You can fire your lasgun at me, and die the worthless shits you lived your whole life as. You do know I'm Gary from 3rd platoon, right? This is what I am now. This is what you can be!"

One pipes up.
"No! The Emperor protects, brothers! Don't let him fill your mind with this ba-"

You swing the chainsword down and clip the guardsman's head from this shoulders. The head flips in the air as the body falls. Your boot connects perfect with the head and sends it for a field goal before leveling the bolt pistol and disintegrating the head with the last remaining round.

"... We're with you, Sir."

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>>5704047

"Now, this is all very simple. There's three of you. I need two companions. You're all armed. The first two to present me with a kidney wins."

>>5704111
FUCK YEAH CHAOS GUARDSMAN!!!
ARM THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS AND RAPE PILLAGE AND BURN

>>5704111
"No, you're not. Only the most worthy of Khorne are with me."
Disarm them of their lasguns, snapping off the bayonets and handing those back.
"I am Gary the Betrayer. Prove which one of you is strong enough to fight at my side in Khorne's name."

>>5704111

Excellent, All goes according to plan...

Lets raise us an army, guys. Ferret out the small squads of men still running around the base and gather them together. Once we have enough, hijack that transport and get the hell out of here. At best, they're the core for a badass fighting force we can use to wreak havoc across the planet. At worst, we'll use em for their SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>5704119
After that, do this. I know I had this image saved for a reason.

>>5704111

Anoint them in the Blood of the fallen, and continue the search for imperials to murder. Theres gotta be some around here.

>>5704111
Hmn, if we trust one enough to operate the sentinel, he should do so, if not. then we must align them to chaos irreversably, and then they will obey unquestioningly. Send them to kill!

>>5704139
Fucking this.

>>5704141
listen to this man. Convert the stragglers.

>>5704146

This.

"I want you to take out your insigniae. Put them on the ground. Smear them in your comrade's blood. Go on, go on!"

>>5704111
>before leveling the bolt pistol and disintegrating the head with the last remaining round.
>last remaining round
Reload your bolt pistol.

>We have 2 guardsmen.
>Don't tanks need a gunner and a pilot? Fuck sponson weapons.

>>5704163
Good eye.

>>5704111
Until they have commited an act of heresy they cannot be trusted.

Make them cover themselves with blood and khornate markings. They need to have a fear of betraying us, the Imperium could still take them back if they get us with our backs turned. They wouldn't take them back with khorne inside them.

Use them for when espionage and bluffing are required, such as to gain access into areas that would be inconvenient to do so otherwise. Or grab a multi-person vehicle.

>Reload your bolt pistol.
>You have reloaded your pistol.

We also need a woman, actually. Nice as it is to have a demon consort, I'd like it better if she was out of my mind and in someone else, so there's more space in my brain for the MAIM BURN KILL.

>>5704165
Nice idea for cleaning up the rest of base, but we need to decide first if we're going to recruit more from among the survivors, or do we want to just burn it all down. Spaceport not included..

>>5704196
Instantaneous advice and warnings without a proxy? I'd rather she stay right there.

>>5704111
Have them assist you in arranging the bodies and blood now strewn about in a manner most pleasing to Khorne. Make sure they feel particularly blasphemous.

>>5704207

No Evil Dude ever got that way by himself. We need ourselves some lackeys.

>>5704141

Why not just ask the guardsmen? Do they know survivors? Where have they gone?

Obtain them some weapons and armor that don't suck shit. Then maybe they'll prove useful.

>>5704176
"Bathe in the blood of the corpse I've given you, like Khorne shall bathe in the blood of the false emperor!"

>>5704196
After we're done piling up corpses, we'll summon that bitch here one way or another and fuck her so hard she'll convert to Slaanesh. Then we continue eviscerating until she goes Khorne again. Rinse (in blood) and repeat.

...just as planned.

>>5704229
Seconded

>>5704229
Catch some horrible disease and you've just served every Chaos god at once.

But we're not some Undivided fuck. We're Khornate.

>>5704224
They won't know more than we do. I'm in favor of hunting each squad down, and forcing the survivors to fight to the death, leaving only one man from each squad, as per >>5704139.
All tainted, and all having proved themselves.

>Have them assist you in arranging the bodies

Looking over to the rubble of a nearby bunker, you spot a Commissar Cap. You put it on, and hold your bolt pistol at the ready.

"Move the bodies, on the double, you dogs!"

You direct them to make out a large symbol of Khrone, then set the bodies ablaze with promethium. You stand in the middle of the symbol, cackling like a madman. You stride through the fire unharmed in a slow, purposeful manner, with Detharmonic as your theme music as you oversee the task.

Convert all survivors. Make lackeys into bullet sponges.

>>5704229
except for the rape, second. SEX WILL DEPRIVE US OF KILLING TIME.

>>5704255
...Currently switching Windows Media Player to play Detharmonic...

>>5704244
Khorne first and foremost. We will maim burn kill and gain the abilities of the other ruinous powers as we cut a swathe with cunning, lust, and bloodthirst.

Yeah, not so big on the disease thing. I guess we'll just pile the corpses high and deep and let the fuckers rot in the searing sun. That'll do it.

>theme music
Does that mean we win?

>>5704255
Well, that was fun. Now we need a ride to the starport. Any of those tanks accessible?

>>5704245

This is a brilliant plan. We make the survivors fight each other to the death, rather. Let's go!

>>5704275
No...It just means we're badass.

>>5704255

Glad to see that in the grim darkness of the far future, there is Dethklok.

Now, let's get us some damn cultists up in this business.

Carve a Khorne symbol in each of their foreheads, Inglorious Basterds style.

Get to the tanks.

Also see if we can summon bloodletter-chan

>>5704255

The base isn't just this, right, not just three bunkers of guardsmen if it's got rows of heavy vehicles? We need lackeys first and foremost. Stain all of them in their comrades' blood, so the corruption is irreversible.

>>5704255
Slow motion montage with wipes plays as we round up loyal survivors and eviscerate the rest, each man under our command anointing themselves with a mark of Khorne for each guard they slay. They one with the fewest marks is torn to shreds in an orgy of violence in the ship as we leave the spaceport.

>>5704306

We don't want to go offworld yet, do we? I personally think our chances of finding things to eviscerate are rather better right here planetside...

A spaceport is an economic centre. Economic centres have lots of people. We must take those people and give them to Khorne.

>>5704298
Hell yes, this. Brand the traitors so they can never walk away from this.

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...is it possible to wage a one-man Exterminatus?

Take your two lackeys
Find survivors
Sick lackeys on survivors to test loyalty.

>>5704345
Oh, I'm not planning on leaving the planet. I just figure it would be nice to travel to the nearest civilian center and revel. But I didn't even consider the spaceport being such a center.

>>5704358

*cough cough* KHARN *cough*

>>5704345
Destroy every spaceport on the planet. Cut off all interplanetary travel. The planet shall be sacrificed to Khorne. And you shall be the one to bring about this chaos.

>>5704229

>You reach into the back of your mind.

"Daemon, are you in here? ANSWER ME!"
"By Khorne, I am here. DON'T YELL AT ME."
"Out. Now. I need bodies, not advisors."

>Psyker bullshit powers activate.

In a painful gush, you feel your head almost explode as she exits your body, and errupts from the fire pit of bodies. You shake off the feeling as she strides over to you.

>>5704364

>>5704358
I doubt it. But, with enough lackeys I'm certainly willing to test it for an incredibly loose definition of "one man."

Do I really need to say it at this point?


Tsundere away!

>>5704358
If it isn't yet, we keep killing until we MAKE it possible.

Just as a heads up, remember this started with stealth kills. Don't lose our cool over this. We need to think inbetween maiming sessions. We aren't a mindless Beserker. We're Gary the Betrayer.

>>5704393
Right. Just because we've got gifts of Chaos doesn't mean we can stop thinking things through. We are just as cunning as we are powerful.

>>5704373
Get an erection as she walks over. You're not completely inhuman yet.

>>5704393
True. Easy to get caught up in the epic.

You know, we really need to survey again. How many survivors, where, and with what equipment? I'm assuming small pockets of scatter, broken guard squads. If so, use the bitch to lead our lackeys out for pure killing. We will go on a recruitment drive.

"Tell me, bloodletter, do you see anyone here? Around this base? Also would you rather be in my head?"

What does the lady look like, come think of it?

>Psyker bullshit powers activate.

Does this mean we have psychic powers now?

>>5704438
I assumed it meant she can find them. As in, let's do
>>5703644
now.

>>5704414
That's fucking obvious. But we can slake our thirst for hot daemonettes after we've made sure we're not going to be turned into a fine red mist by complete lack of planning.
I mean, our blood is as good as any to please Khorne, but we're worth so much more spilling other's blood than our own.

>>5704393
If we stop to plan we'll just end up pissing of Khorne by following Tzeentch, his opposing god.

Hey Negi? You're slacking up buddy. Not complaining as we owe you big for this epic win, but don't quit on us yet!

>>5704428
She's got what looks like a Gorechild chain axe.

>>5704458

We'll just hope he finds it in himself to forgive us after we offer a pyramid of skulls to him as a result of planning :)

Okay seriously where has OP gone? What we need now, is information. We can't kill people until we find them, so that's what we should do first.

>>5704472
SELECT+XXYBA

>>5704467
Took a while to search my damn Down Them All! folder.

Also, I'll be making a new thread in a moment. My windows needs to reboot.

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT.

>>5704480
Post the link when you get the new thread, just in case. And this better fucking be on suptg.

>>5704480
see
>>5703106

>>5704480
That's cool. And it's on suptg.

>>5704480
I found this via the archive you madman.

Personal goal: +10x Khorne, +3x Tzeench, +3x Slaanesh (where x is any given number).
No undivided faggotry, just Khornate chaos done *right*.

>>5704506
Frankly, I understand Tzeentch, it's been working out so far. But Slaanesh? How does that fit? More in the combat drug sense than the stereotypical rape sense?

Right. I'm back. Starting new thread.

Also: Make sure that archive updates.