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    22 KB POWquest Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)13:35 No.5655084  
    You are a colonel in the British Army during World War II. You and several others have been captured by the Axis forces, and have been moved into a German Prisoner of War camp. Your regiment consists of 300 men. All of different backgrounds.

    All these men have previously escaped, or attempted to escape from other camps, so this camp has been built specifically to "Keep all the rotten eggs in one basket". Your mission is to either try and get as many men to neutral or allied ground as possible, or keep the Axis forces tied up looking for them, making for less Germans on the home front. Men of notable use within your regiment are:

    Two forgers
    Five tunnelers
    One scrounger
    One surveyor
    Two metalworkers
    One engineer
    One security expert
    Three tailors
    One escape artist (solo)

    The rest of the man can work under any of these men, but the task will take longer, or will be of a lower standard. The men cannot work under the Forgers or the scrounger, due to the complexity of the task.

    The camp you have been placed in has ten buildings in the main area, each of them can bed thirty men and contains stoves that may be used to heat food or boil kettles. Building number nine contains your office, building number ten is plumbed, and contains the showers. In the courtyard there is a large patch of soil, to be used for growing crops. There is also a line of benches and a trough that is also plumbed, to be used for cleaning dishes and drinking water. Around the main area is a wire ten feet away from the wall surrounding the camp, anyone found crossing that wire will be punished.

    There is also a solitary confinement building, or "cooler" attached to the camp. It can hold twenty people at a time. There are four guard towers around the complex, and there are several Nazis patrolling the grounds. the guard towers are armed with heavy machine guns and searchlights. The Nazis are armed with machine guns.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)13:35 No.5655092
    In the stores you have:

    600 tins of tea leaves
    1200 packets of cigarettes
    1200 rations in tins (one ration lasts one man a week)
    300 spare uniforms
    Writing materials for sending letters home, all letters are screened.
    Digging implements, they may not be taken into the buildings, and must be used for gardening or excersize.

    supplies are due from the red cross in a month

    Leading from the entrance is a gravel road. Surrounding three sides of the camp is a dense wood.

    Your orders, colonel?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)13:49 No.5655232
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    Seduce all the guards with our British wiles.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)13:52 No.5655253
    Four of your men have been placed in the cooler for a week. One of your men has discovered a homosexual among the guards.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)13:56 No.5655288
    Sit around, smoke cigarettes, drink tea.

    Wait for America/USSR to rescue us.
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:00 No.5655319
    Tell 10 men to write a letter home about something really obscure and strange.
    Like "Remember the potatoes needs to be dug up and replanted on the south side of the house. SOUTH SIDE!"
    No codes or anything but it makes the guards focus on thoes 10 men more than on the rest of us. Important for theese men to have been working together, from the same city or some other ties as well as being competent.

    Also a question, how high is the fence and is there some kind of schedule we need to follow?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:00 No.5655322
    Set fire to everything all at once!
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:02 No.5655344
    You have been caught! Two more men are placed in the cooler.
    The ten men writing letters home are interviewed by the Germans. They say nothing, as they know nothing.

    At 10:00 PM all the doors and windows are locked and will not open again until 7:00 AM
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:03 No.5655352
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    Recite the Funniest Joke in the World in German, which we know phonetically but cannot understand. Walk out of the camp when all the krauts die laughing.
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:03 No.5655353
    Did the men get tortured or anything like that? Or just a stern talking to?
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:03 No.5655355
    forgot to add:
    The fence is twelve feet high and is almost entirely made from barbed wire. You don't know how deep it goes.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:04 No.5655361
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:07 No.5655385
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    I troll the fuck out of the Nazis while still maintaining some degree of respect to avoid being shot.

    This is all a distraction so that my tunnelers can erect secret areas around the base.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:07 No.5655388
    Have a group of 5 men take up "birdwatching"... in truth; noting down the guard's shedules and patterns of movement.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:07 No.5655389
    A deep interrogation, no torture methods until the Gestapo get involved.

    It is now mid afternoon on your first day in the camp. The Commendat makes a speech detailing the stupidity of your men, and warns you that once the Cooler is full they will have to find other ways to punish rulebreakers.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:08 No.5655400
    tie the uniforms together to make them into a blanket and drape that on the fence. Get a metalworker to climb over with a cutting instrument to cut any further fences while the rest of us climb over.

    In the meantime, get an annoying guy to provide a distraction to the enemy by running into their area naked.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:09 No.5655412

    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:09 No.5655418
    Ask one of the men to try and get well liked by the germans to end up helping them as an assistant guard. Maybe even get in on rumors.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:10 No.5655427
    Five men get onto the job, you should have the information in two days.
    Partial success! Two men manage to escape. The naked man has been placed in the cooler and you have lost the use of all tools for a week.
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:10 No.5655428
    Name went in email field, not name field. A gigantic faggot is I.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:11 No.5655431
    This reminds me of the boardgame based on the Tv Show, what was it called again?
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:12 No.5655454
    Are the men being hunted or can we retcon in some orders for them to build a basic supply of food storage in the woods?
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:14 No.5655465
    Your scrounger gets to work befriending one of the guards.
    What guards can be spared are scouring the woods, it's also likely that the rest of the German forces have been alerted to their presence. They are merely making for neutral ground.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:16 No.5655478
    *Escape it with FIRE*
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:16 No.5655481
    Ah, shame.

    How sturdy are the buildings? Could they be dismantled quickly by an talented crew?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:17 No.5655488
    Do the chicken dance to raise the morale of your troops
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:17 No.5655491
    Is there any way to escape from cooler?
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:18 No.5655494
    They would notice!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:18 No.5655503
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    I scream that i am a jew and that aryans are a pig race
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:18 No.5655506
    It would take several days to completely dismantle a building. The Germans would likely notice, however, and probably wouldn't be pleased with what you are doing.

    It is now late afternoon, you will be locked in the buildings in two hours.

    You already tried that.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:18 No.5655508
    I was unaware the Nazi regime treated thier prisoners so nicely. Seriously, tea? Cigarettes? FUCKING LETTERS TO HOME?

    Interesting premise for a game, but I am just pointing this out.
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:18 No.5655509
    Exclude pyromaniac from the planning meetings. He's starting to scare the others not to mention dangerous to our integrity.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:19 No.5655510
    These supplies are from the red cross. They're not from the Nazis.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:19 No.5655517
    The Great Escape was a pretty good movie.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:19 No.5655522
    I start singing Star Spangled Banner and i give the gnatsies the finger
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:21 No.5655533
    Geneva Convention, bitches. We treated our kraut POWs even better.
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:21 No.5655537
    The letter thing gave me an idea

    Send letter telling family to "take postage stamp off for little Johnny's collection". Under the stamp write "Send armed help to (Location)"
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:21 No.5655540
    I meant in the case of chaos that we could use planks to avoid getting torn to pieces by the barbed wire. Like we used the clothes before but now to tilt it over completely allowing a few hundred to escape instead of a handful.
    In the future that is. This is how I play for the final escape.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:21 No.5655542
    I say we do just like in Warsaw.
    And by that I mean armed uprising, let's beat the crap out of the krauts with sticks with pointy pencils tied on them
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:22 No.5655547
    Where did they put Tom, Dick, and Harry?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:23 No.5655554
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    sup man.
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:23 No.5655557
    Yeah, great idea! Rush trained men with machine-guns with shitty sticks!

    ALSO: Hey togsi, didn't see you in a while!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:24 No.5655564
    1) Set everyone on fire.

    2) Zerg rush the pansy guard.
    >> Crix !!bPxPaUGmfXm 08/30/09(Sun)14:24 No.5655565
    You are now humming the great escape theme.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:25 No.5655572
    We begin slowly.
    Let's get those five tunellers digging.
    We do this by taking the boards down,
    and hide the hole when not being dug.

    We play the game carefully, waiting for the people to come back.
    The dirt can be put into the garden patch, or flushed down. make sure we know how much can be flushed down at a time,

    Try to dig at least by the thick trees.
    And before escaping, must wait for the rest of the regiment to come back from the cooler.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:25 No.5655573
    Nazis did treat their POWs good (Rommel treated them like lords)

    Russkies and japs were the ones who treated their POWs like dirt
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:27 No.5655586
    I mostly lurk around here for quest threads like this. Occasionally pretending to be an idiot for cheap laughs.

    Wait a few days for information form the scrounger and birdwatchers. Tell everyone to act perfectly so the guards starts to relax.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:27 No.5655591

    Good thing Nazis are stupid right?
    >> sage 08/30/09(Sun)14:27 No.5655593
    tunnel to the northern gt then have your best man climb the tower and take the guard out while the others book it to the closest forest line.

    This will take considerably less time to make the tunnel so short and having one man still dressed as a nazi in the tower will keep up appearances.

    once everyone is in the line the man in the tower can either wait to be relieved if he is fluent in german and their procedures and has disposed of the corpse into the tunnel or can make a break for it after every on else is gone.

    The goal would then be to split east and west and fan out that way leaving the north and most obvious route empty
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:29 No.5655612
    How are we going to dispose of all the dirt? Eat it and shit it out later?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:30 No.5655619
    Mudball fight!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:31 No.5655633
    > The dirt can be put into the garden patch, or flushed down. make sure we know how much can be flushed down at a time.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:32 No.5655641

    >> sage 08/30/09(Sun)14:32 No.5655643
    that is a basic tactic, sew in lining into all the workers pants and fill it with the dirt from the tunnel you dispose of this dirt into the garden by digging it deeper to allow room while the "gardeners" spread it all around to blend in the colors
    >> sage 08/30/09(Sun)14:33 No.5655655
    also some of the camps were built like portables and had open air beneath them...that is plenty of room to store dirt
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:33 No.5655657
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    I say, cooperate with germans and fight shoulder to shoulder against werewolves from the forest.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:34 No.5655662
    Declare war on building 7.

    Pelt them with mud grenades.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:34 No.5655670
    also because there is so much open space near the soil you could extend the garden area
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:34 No.5655671
    >tunnel to northern GT

    yeah, that won't be noticed...

    Pretend that there is a horrible illness going around that only non-aryans get. They'll probably believe that. Then when medical help comes, pocket one of his surgical knives so that he doesn't notice and after that pretend the illness is miraculously heard.

    Congraturation, we have gained a useful weapon!
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:35 No.5655674
    Yea but there's a lot of dirt to make a tunnel wide enough for a man to crawl through and come out on the other side.
    There will be a HUGE pile of dirt in the garden. Flushing will take a while but it's possible.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:37 No.5655685
    I said it's going to take a while.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:37 No.5655686
    thats how it was done in every wwii tunnel escape, its tried tested and true
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:37 No.5655689
    the pic looks awsome.
    where is it from, if i might so ask ?
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:37 No.5655691
    OP here, sorry, got distracted, what's the next course of action within the two hours before nightfall?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:38 No.5655692
    Equip everyone with mud grenades.

    At the next assembly - bust out the grenades & WAAAAAGGHH!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:38 No.5655694
    tunneling noise was only a problem when shovels were being use to move tonnes of dirt quickly
    this is a short tunnel from camp1 to northern gt there is no need to move fast becuase of how short the tunnel is no sound will be heard
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:38 No.5655697
    tl:dr watch the great escape, do what they do.

    Especially the potato booze
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:38 No.5655700
    Oh, ask the birdwatchers how many guards there are altogether.
    and shouldn't we really use that gay guard to our advantage?
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:39 No.5655703
    Just saying we need to plan it. But sure. Let it be done and we can have an laternative if no other way works.

    A single scalpell against several machineguns? Anyone who can throw it with deadly accuracy?
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:40 No.5655706
    We want a knife!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:40 No.5655709
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    American Werewolf in London, but I'm not really sure. Here's the .gif file
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:40 No.5655710

    They can't see with a face full of mud.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:41 No.5655716
    Tunneling from house 1 to the northern GT wouldnt even be half as hard as the great escape
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:41 No.5655717
    not for killing! as a tool for cutting and making.

    And for a single easy kill.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:41 No.5655720
    they count thirty guards minimum on patrol. Two in each of the watch towers.
    The Germans have called in a doctor to look at you, he will be in tomorrow.
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:42 No.5655727
    Spray and pray isn't to be underestimated though. It's not godly but a single knife is still not a very good weapon. We need more!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:43 No.5655736
    we need to expand the garden soil block to accommodate the dirt from the tunnel
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:44 No.5655738
    Don't we have realy cutitng tools for that...
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:45 No.5655752
    Acquire or make musical instruments.
    Compose modernist masterpiece.
    Make instruments into weapons and attack.
    >> escape artiste 08/30/09(Sun)14:45 No.5655755
    That's insane! yes we outnumber them 10 to 1 but a single burst from just one tower could easily take 10 of us down if we just try to rush them with a damned scalpel. We need to focus on the tunnel
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:47 No.5655767
    You have neither the tools to dig a tunnel or make the garden larger.
    >> Scrawl !!tth/tv+hsYe 08/30/09(Sun)14:47 No.5655769
    The gay chap is the key.

    PLAN: lure him into believing that he can have sex with one of our chaps.

    1. At night, get him to sneak into the communal bunks, because our fake gay man 'likes a man in uniform better'.
    2. Stab the man in the back with a surgical knife, take his gun.
    3. Use gun for distracting/holding mini rebellion in the night eg by holing some brave heroes up in one building with the gun (an ammo building preferably) and using it as a fortress while the others escape.

    Waiting for approval!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:47 No.5655770

    And the mud grenades.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:48 No.5655780

    And fire.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:48 No.5655781
    Why don't we combine everything?
    We get the tailors to line the pockets for dirt removal, and prepare something to dig.
    try to get 2 scalpels, that means when we get to the northern gp, one very skilled guy can quietly kill both guards. Two more people go up, pretend to be the guards, the guns can go down and.. hmm.. not sure what from there,
    we'd have to act quickly, but we do have two guns.
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)14:50 No.5655792
    That's exactly what I meant.

    Yea. But escape how? We need to have some way to get either over the fence, or through the gate.
    Can we carry one bed and throw it at the fence and then use it as a sort of makeshift bridge?
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)14:52 No.5655804
    One of your men attempts to hit on the gay guard, the guard quickly gets distressed and puts your man in the cooler. Remember, the Nazis didn't like gays.

    It is now 10PM, you are all locked inside the buildings. You can only get orders to the people in your building. All of the specialists are in there, with the exception of one metalworker, who escaped. Do you wish to continue in the morning? or do some crafty work at night?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)14:52 No.5655805
    we don't have the tools to make the gardens bigger YET.
    We get them back in one week.

    We need to either, smuggle them into the houses, (which is a bad idea, it'll be found that it's missing quickly.) or we need to improvise.

    We have our hands/tea tins... to dig!
    the empty tins can also store any dirt/smuggle them to the garden.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:01 No.5655874
    I'll take the silence as a notice that you wish to wait until the morning. Upon awakening, the men are all beginning to hear stories of a tunnelling operation. The doctor should arrive at midday. A covered truck arrives, inside it is the metalworker who escaped. The other man was shot and killed.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:03 No.5655903
    Ask the metalworker how far he got,
    etc etc.
    Seems to me we're going to have to try to pretend to be nazis, get a truck and ferry them,

    kill all the nazis.
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)15:06 No.5655928
    Killing is a bit tricky unless we manage to get guns.
    The tunnel will ahve to wait a week.
    The fence seems our ebst immdiate option, I second the motion to ask the metalworker.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:11 No.5655986
    The metalworker describes his journey, about four hours away from the camp is a small village where he got captured.

    The Germans have decided to show a little trust, and have given back the tools, they will be watching them carefully however, and it is highly advised that you use them for the intended purpose. Anyone caught misusing the tools or taking them inside the buildings will be placed in the cooler for a month.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:15 No.5656027
    - Apologize to the guards.

    - Meet personally with the Commandant, make friends with him.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:16 No.5656034
    The doctor arrives, you manage to swipe his bag without him noticing. He concludes that you are not ill and leaves.

    Inside his bag:

    Wallet with ID, Money, photographs, train ticket
    Bottle of paracetamol tablets
    Silver pocket watch
    Syringe and a bottle of anaesthetic

    The bag is made from leather.
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    -fight with werewolves
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:18 No.5656047
    What kind of anesthetic?
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:19 No.5656052
    You are not sure, all the writing is in German and the only thing you can make out is that it is an anaesthetic of sorts.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:21 No.5656069
    Check if any of the prisoners know german
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:22 No.5656073
    The few who do are the ones who translated the bottle.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:25 No.5656092
    Offer to meet with the Commandant of the camp, and have dinner whilst discussing trivial nothings. Slip some of the anaesthetic into his food, or into his wine if he has any. While he's out, steal anything that won't be missed, and then leave, explaining that he had a little too much to drink.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:28 No.5656108
    Jack off into the doctor's bag.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:30 No.5656116
    You have a dinner appointment at 7 tonight. The commandant is looking forward to sorting out some sort of way that you can all sit out the war peacefully.

    It is now 2, perhaps it is time to start digging that tunnel? where will it start and what direction will it go in? Any other details?

    The metalworkers have been at work on the tins from the rations. They have found that they can make basic shovels with them. Now all you need is a pick, to get through the tougher materials.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:46 No.5656238
    waitan for dinner. We can dig tomorrow
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:46 No.5656242
    The hours pass and nothing gets done. It is now time for your meeting. The commandant takes a quick bathroom break during the meal. You have the opportunity to spike his wine. *asshole GM move* are you sure you wish to do this?
    >> Anonymous Red Shirt 08/30/09(Sun)15:48 No.5656269
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:49 No.5656273
    Not now, we won't profit and anaesthetic. Enjoy the time with commandant. Life here can be fine.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:50 No.5656287
    You decide not to spike the wine. the commandant asks you if he could do anything to make your stay any easier.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)15:52 No.5656305
    Expanding the garden. We'll have the place to bring the dirt from the tunnel
    >> the wogsi !6cLkJmakko 08/30/09(Sun)15:54 No.5656316
    Make a joke that some women would be fantastic but wonder if we could be given a chance to expand the camp so each soldier could have a room of their own. Play the sterotype that brittish are prudes.
    >> Anonymous Red Shirt 08/30/09(Sun)15:56 No.5656330
    expanding the garden
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)15:58 No.5656351
    He agrees to expand the garden, and provide you with various crops you may grow to make your rations last longer. Carrots, Potatoes, Leeks, tomatoes. Anything else?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:01 No.5656394
    Are we getting tools to farm with?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:02 No.5656395
    some herbs would be lovely.

    Sage, rosemary, some onion's, hemlock..
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:03 No.5656413

    This. Ask for alot of innocent herbs, and some not some innocent ones mixed in the list. Hemlock is a useful herb for mixing in tea, helps people relax.

    Also can be used to poison gnatsies.
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)16:03 No.5656414
    He will see what he can do about the seasoning herbs. The hemlock seems to have annoyed him somewhat.
    You were already granted the tools back as a trust exercise.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:09 No.5656483
    Creating a football pitch may be a good idea. Dirt, amusement, becoming friends with german players etc.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:10 No.5656498
    Potatoes! We NEED MANY potatoes in the garden!


    Because the greenery of the potato plant contains deadly nightshade. Extract the juices, put them a container, and poison food!
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)16:10 No.5656501
    I'll have to pick this up tomorrow, the GF is calling from bed.
    Let's leave it at the end of the day, the Germans have promised to provide you with better farming equipment if you show more maturity.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:11 No.5656509
    thanks OP
    >> OP !!qQSFAqsHoK3 08/30/09(Sun)16:12 No.5656526
    Before I go.

    The Commandant considers the expansion of the Football Pitch, but on the condition that for the next month there are no breakout attempts. Then he will start construction, once it's finished, any breakout attempts will result in permanent removal of the facility.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:16 No.5656570
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)16:35 No.5656768
    I guess that means we'd have to be a lot more cautious. Losing the respect we've built up would be a big blow.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/09(Sun)17:10 No.5657092
    >...any breakout attempts will result in permanent removal of the facility.

    So .. we fail some stupid attempt and .. they tear *EVERYTHING* down?

    Gentlemen. We score this one as a win.

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