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  • File : 1251463892.jpg-(345 KB, 979x468, 1249366475371.jpg)
    345 KB Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:51 No.5626533  
    Yo, I'm the Skillzmarillion,
    Killed a million
    Elf hoes I'm drillin' 'em
    And you know I'm the illest rhymer
    Fuck a chaos defiler
    I am become death like Oppenheimer!
    I'll make the veins in your neck pop
    I roll for epic drops
    And I was battling grots
    When the Bhaalspawn was killing rats for Winthrop
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:52 No.5626536
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    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:52 No.5626537
    Oh-hoh snap! We've got us a newcomer!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:52 No.5626540
    >When the Bhaalspawn was killing rats for Winthrop

    Hey man, that was an epic battle. I got paid a full *5* gold for risking life and limb against the verimous hordes.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:53 No.5626542
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    >>5626536
    Get the fuck out.

    >>5626533
    See pic.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:53 No.5626547
    Braced for epic thread
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:57 No.5626571
    Braced for shitstorm.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)08:58 No.5626578
    >>5626533

    Killing rats? Son your quests be fetch and carry
    You make the Neverwinter Academy
    Look like Watcher's keep with 12 AC
    You get hit by the weakest foes
    And every fa/tg/uy knows
    You've never been with hoes
    Your lyrics are like a dwarf with no beard
    You miss the point and you're to be mocked not feared
    So fuck off back to Elwynn
    MC Elvin
    Is lyrically dungeon delving.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:01 No.5626601
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    Music student-fag here.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:01 No.5626605
    Brace for wigger and actual nigger faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:02 No.5626611
    >>5626601

    > Narrow-minded cunt without the appreciation of music to appreciate genres other than classical and metal here.

    Fix'd
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:07 No.5626629
    >>5626578
    >>5626533
    Holy shit, this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:10 No.5626644
    >>5626629
    RAPPING LICHES.
    OF COURSE IT'S AWESOME
    NOW WHERE DJ PHYLACTERY?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:12 No.5626652
    >>5626605
    >HERP-A-DERPHEP-A-DERPHERP
    >HERP-A-DERPHEP-A-DURFHURF
    Beatboxin`the troll, I see.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:15 No.5626673
    >>5626611
    Nigger detected
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:16 No.5626679
    >>5626611

    everyone knows techno and rap are shit tier
    >> Stranger 08/28/09(Fri)09:19 No.5626698
    Someone post Nids Nids Baby!
    >> northern /k/ommando 08/28/09(Fri)09:21 No.5626711
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    thread needs sum Kraftwerk.

    and yes, rap & hip hop is shit tier.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:25 No.5626730
    Just a lowly commoner here,
    Workin' hard so that I can maybe afford half a beer.
    You adventurers all be trippin'
    We all know that you just be ad libbin'
    Sometimes, into our towns you come along,
    The females always wearin' a chainmail thong
    You'd think they'd need better protection
    But the monster's blade always takes a misdirection.
    You convinced my son to follow you
    Tellin' him riches awaited him; gems coloured gold, red and blue
    I begged him to stay 'til my face turned red
    But now because of you, my only son is dead.
    Now I know a lot of you are guilty of some crimes
    So I'm gonna step off the stage before you murder me for my pathetic rhymes.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:29 No.5626752
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    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:31 No.5626762
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    >>5626533
    >I am become death like Oppenheimer!

    >When the Bhaalspawn was killing rats for Winthrop
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:32 No.5626769
    >>5626752
    lol
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:32 No.5626775
    >>5626578
    >wat is a beat structure lol
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:36 No.5626795
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    >>5626730

    If it's vengence you're after
    check out the master
    He's big on gore
    and I don't mean vore
    but if you're after blood, he's got more
    So give him a call
    on 1800-slaughter
    y'all do it for ya daughter
    'fore the 'venturers get to her
    and woo her
    get some booty and then leave
    your town wiht more holes then a sieve
    But stop farmin' corn
    and sign up with khorne
    see the last red dawn
    with blood-lustin eyes
    and watch the demise
    of them slutty heroines
    and their so called 'heroes'
    who threaten ya bros
    broke 3 of ya toes
    on a nat 20 intimadate check
    but they'll be -18DC to resit fear
    when you appear
    bloody chain axe, make 'em a smear
    Sign up and stop being a worthless 2 bit clod
    Skulls for the skull throne, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:37 No.5626803
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    >>5626795
    >he's big on gore/and I don't mean vore
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:37 No.5626804
    >>5626611
    there are other genres?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:52 No.5626876
    What up, bitches? Real fatguy here.
    You wouldn't know a rhyme structure if it bit off your ear.
    The beats you've been layin are hopelessly queer,
    And it doesn't take a genius to match "here" with "beer."
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)09:53 No.5626879
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    >>5626876
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:01 No.5626931
    >>5626879
    How many times have you posted that image?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:03 No.5626936
    >>5626931
    Once.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyPrepared
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:05 No.5626953
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    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:06 No.5626959
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    >>5626611
    >Rap = music
    oh, anon you card!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:07 No.5626966
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    >>5626959
    >OP posting a funny /tg/ themed rap with a related image

    >troll thread

    No, Anon, you are the trolls.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:08 No.5626970
    >>5626966
    And then /tg/ was a rap battle.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:09 No.5626975
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    >>5626970
    Good end.
    >> Stranger 08/28/09(Fri)10:09 No.5626976
    >>5626931
    I should save it now, since it's really a useful image.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:10 No.5626980
    >>5626976
    A well-stocked macros folder is always a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:11 No.5626988
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    >>5626966
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:12 No.5626994
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    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:20 No.5627053
    Unfortunately I don't think this rap battle will emerge from the accusations of trolling being thrown around this thread.

    A pity, the first rap battle threads were absolutely mind blowingly fucking epic.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:20 No.5627057
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    WHAT UP MUTHAFUCKAZ THIS IS IBRAM GAUNT
    WITH MY LYRICAL STYLIN' I'M ABOUT TO FLAUNT
    I GOT THIS CREW A' MUTHAFUCKAZ YEAH THEY CALLED THE GHOSTS
    RIDIN' UP IN YO HOOD BITCH AN' YO SHIT IS TOAST

    WITH OUR CLOAKS AND OUR CAMO, NEVER SEE US COMIN'
    BUSTIN' OUT OF THE WOODWORK AND THE GODDAMN PLUMBIN'
    UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS WE'LL CASE YOUR PLACE
    AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, BITCH? <bang> LAS TO THE FACE

    BUT I WORRY MAN, SOMETIMES IT GETS SO HARD
    A LOT OF CHAOS OUT THERE IN SPACE SO DARK
    LORD EMPEROR ABOVE PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL
    YOU ALL WE GOT DOWN HERE IN THESE DAMN FOXHOLES

    IT MIGHT BE GRIMDARK, MAN, BUT I GOT MY CREW
    CORBEC, MILO, LARKIN AND CUU
    AND SOMEWHERE OUT IN SPACE, DAWG, I GOT SLAYDO TOO
    WITH OKTAR AND DAD, NIGGAZ I DO IT FOR YOU

    WE THE BADDEST MUTHAFUCKAZ IN THE GODDAMN GUARD
    WE MAKE CHAOS LOOK SILLY NIGGA, WE ROLL SO HARD
    WE THE STEALTHIEST REGIMENT THIS SIDE O' TERRA, SEE?
    AND IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT US, NIGGA, IT'S HERESY

    PEACE.
    <Men of Tanith, do you want to live forever?>
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:23 No.5627073
    Rap is the easiest 'genre' ever.

    Just type out a long string of nonsensical, kindergarten-level rhymes, get a black person to read them aloud, and do a bunch of banging and hooting and hollering in the background and presto you're a fucking gold-covered rapper from da creyib yo.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:26 No.5627086
    It brings me great joy to imagine the skinnyfat white guys posting this.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:28 No.5627098
    >>5627073
    Would you prefer we wrote epic sonnets instead?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:30 No.5627108
    >>5627098
    Not >>5627073 but...yes...I would.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:30 No.5627113
    >>5627098
    YES

    YES

    DO IT, FAGGOTS
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:31 No.5627119
    I got a tentacle on my arm
    It's about to do your pussy harm
    Slitherin' and slidin'
    Your ass I'll be ridin'

    My tentacles plan to give you a fuck
    So hard that you'll be talkin' like Donald Duck
    Your resistance only makes my tentacles harder
    You'll die for this shit, but you won't be a martyr

    Tentacles whipping to and fro, in your vagina
    The heat from the friction makin, an oil fiyah
    Half octopus half man they call me the tentacle boy
    When my tentacle enters your snatch you yell out "Sugoi!"

    My rhymes ain't too complex
    But you love my tentacle sex
    You know if we get in bed
    Yo pussy gon' be dead
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:34 No.5627139
    >>5627086

    This is supposed to be like indie music playing shit that sounds like Coldplay, or Spencer Krug's mustache. It's ironic. This is the point of these threads, to be entertained by obviously ridiculous concepts (D&D adventurers, played by the typical lololneckbeardpastywhitekid, RAPPING to fight) and making it sillyawesome.

    The fact that you can't actually get past the ridiculousness is the more amusing aspect, personally. I suppose you could never enjoy Gurren Lagann because "Those mecha are obviously not going to work in a realistic environment, and drills were never a source of power much less emotions" or some shit?

    tl;dr

    thatsthejoke.jpg
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:35 No.5627146
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    >>5627119
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:47 No.5627222
    >>5627073
    eye
    life?
    die.
    wife;
    weep
    behind,
    keep
    mind.
    spend
    it;
    end,
    it.
    sits
    commits.

    ^
    these are the rhymes from a Shakespeare sonnet. Simple-as-fuck rhymes on a rigid frame, repeated through a billion or so sonnets.

    Also - multisyllabic rhymes are frequent in rap. Which means that some rappers going on about bustin caps in yo ass use a style that's more refined than that used by famous poets.

    Also - can you name any other music genre in which complex rhyme structures are used?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:48 No.5627231
    >>5627139

    Seconded for truth, justice, and the American Way.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:49 No.5627240
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    >>5627057


    This kid ain't got shit on me
    Me and my epic strategy
    outflanking you tactically
    coz I'm creed, Tactical Genius
    You aint even seen us
    in our sneaky russ
    kickin' up a fuss
    all down your flank
    where we snuck our tank

    SO what if you can hide bros in the pipes
    if they're stealthy sneaky types
    I'll set it up right
    so when we fight
    They find a sompany of baneblades down there
    My rhymes are tight
    We're outta sight
    Rolling form ev'ry edge without a care

    Coz I'm some kind of tactical gen-
    CREEEEEEEEEED
    Plans so good, you'll never ken
    CREEEEEEEEEED

    My and my bro kell
    put your army on it's death knell
    Coz his banner ain't ever fell
    Even when we guard the gate t' hell

    Sit down and listen son
    I'm a mutherfuckin' Cadian
    We still out our planet intact
    we're the best, that's a fact
    We got all the baddest rhymes
    We've stopped Abbadon 13 times
    He still ain't got this world
    So with my banner unfurled
    I'll salute the mutherfuckin' Regiment 8
    Guarding Cadia 'gainst hell's gate
    Eye of terror? We ain't got no fear
    Coz we got our faith, and we're staying here
    For the emperor, for honour and glory
    We're gonna stay when shit gets gory
    It's gonna be one hell of a story

    Ursarkar signing out.
    Cadian 8th for LIFE!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:49 No.5627243
    >>5627057
    Only good one. But by god, it was good.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:50 No.5627249
    And this is why White people shouldn't rap.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:52 No.5627258
    >>5627249
    Yes, let the lesser races have their filthy pig mires.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)10:59 No.5627321
    >>5627240
    I just got patriotic for Cadia ;_;
    >> E to the I to the Senhorn 08/28/09(Fri)11:11 No.5627418
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    Unh, unh, unh,
    THE NAME'S EISENHORN, MOTHERFUCKING INQUISITION, ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.
    I MOB WITH A BLANK, I ROLL WITH AN ARMY,
    GUDRENITE RIFLES DRINKIN' THAT BACARDI,
    KILLING DAEMONHOSTS AND BEATIN' UP ASTARTES
    IF THEY THINK ABOUT BETRAYING TO THE FORCES RUINOUS,
    MIDAS BUNJI AND MIDEA, FISCHIG'S DOWN WE'RE DOIN' THIS,
    CUT UP MY FACE MUSCLES NOW I CANNOT SMILE,
    BUT I MAKE THEM HERETICS WALK THAT GREEN MILE,
    PARRYING THEM BULLETS, WITH MY POWER SWORD,
    DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF MY IMMORTAL GOLDEN LORD,
    SOME CALL ME RADICAL, I'M A FUCKING PURITAN
    THINK I'M A HERETIC, BITCH WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT IN?
    PISTOL WHIPPING CULTISTS,
    I CARE ABOUT RESULTS BITCH,
    KICKING ASS ALL DAY, AND THEN REVIEWING THE SITCH
    FROM MY GUN CUTTER,
    THAT SHIT'S A RUTTER,
    IF A BITCH GOES BEHIND ME, BEST BELIEVE I'LL GUT'ER,
    BEAR IN MIND I'VE GOT THE AUTHORITY,
    NOW PISS RIGHT OFF BEFORE I CALL THE SORORITY.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)11:18 No.5627459
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    10 million years young, still fine as glass
    I'm the queen of the woods, got skillz and class
    Humans always sayin' "Gotta tap dat ass,"
    Bunch filthy dumb apes, ya'll cannot surpass

    The elves, we ya betters,
    so don't forget 'er
    when she's puttin' you in fetters
    and your pants are gettin' wetter

    We was rullin' this planet back when you was slugs
    So this is one pussy you won't nevah plug

    But I got a shaft for you
    two feet of hard wood
    from my longbow
    makin' you dead where you stood

    I'm the hottest bitch outside the elemental plane
    I'll put your rhymes to rest and your dick to shame
    If you challenge me, just got yourself to blame
    So one last time, say my people's name!

    E! L! F!
    Peace!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)11:40 No.5627621
    >>5627459
    God damnit! The elves are even better rappers!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)11:43 No.5627646
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    Pimp Daddy Nurgle is here
    God of decay and despair
    Spreading my sweet toxic love
    Raining rot plaque from above
    it's futile so please don't shove
    No woes, no foes, no complaint
    Accept death and feel no pain

    Welcome to my garden son
    Sit down and enjoy the fun
    Drink your tea and eat your bun
    Party with the Unclean One
    I'm Master of Entropy
    Caster of mortality
    Life's final futility

    No other god can compare
    No other god gonna dare
    They are all pants shitting scared
    Can't hide in metal boxes
    When I bust out my poxes
    Cuz I'm the Great Grandfather
    Don't forget motherfucker

    Peace
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)11:47 No.5627671
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    >>5627621

    Word.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)11:49 No.5627683
    >>5627139
    Neckbeards please read

    EPIC THREAD. Keep it coming
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)11:50 No.5627692
    >>5627621
    what? most of that was horrible.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:09 No.5627842
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    I GOT MY CHAIN AXE IN THE ONE HAND,
    AND MY BOLTER IN THE OTHER,
    I'M BRINGIN DOWN THE WRATH OF KHORNE,
    ON ALL YOU MEWLING FUCKERS,

    I'M A SERVANT OF THE DARK ONE,
    I DO MY JOB WITH PRIDE,
    SO DROP YOUR GUNS AND START TO RUN
    OR I'LL BUTCHER YOU ALIVE!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:11 No.5627858
    >>5626711
    So is Kraftwerk, Overrated dooder.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:26 No.5628011
    >>5626533
    what is this i don't even
    >> am i doin it rite? Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:50 No.5628235
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    I once met an elf named Mary
    She came with a fiend named Cherry
    And she gave great head
    Until she bled on the bed
    I must say that I'm really quite scary

    Now don't get me wrong
    My sword is quite long
    But it's my blade that draws red
    Screaming, her legs wide spread
    I guess my thrust was a little too strong

    I chuckle as Mary lies squealing
    And howl while Cherry is reeling
    But the wizard walks in
    And loses his grin
    Soon he will require some healing

    His situation is dour
    And my joy is now sour
    So I lop off his braid
    With a swing of my blade
    And Cherry is awed by my power

    I leapt to the shocked sage
    My blade swinging high in rage
    The tip pierces his nose
    And lest the magic goes
    I surge my spell through the old mage

    But now the DM is subdued
    The neckbeard is clearly screwed
    My table is silent
    They all look quite violent
    And I consider that I may have been lewd
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)13:20 No.5628479
    aww, no more?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)13:22 No.5628503
    i play dungeons and dragons every saturday night
    u talk shit about the game were gonna get in a fight
    i pwn 24-7 while im rollin the dice
    bring some faygo and some snacks everything will be nice
    i got a dude i like to play he's a dangerous cat
    rollin thru the woods with a big wooden bat
    my name is Owlbear im an alcoholic druid
    18/98 strength and my rhymes are all fluid
    making wine out of flowers is one of my skills
    i got a mug for a hand, its keepin me ill
    I'll invite u to my crib its inside of a tree
    if youre fuckin with the forest then youre fuckin with me
    I get drunk and cast spells while Im throwin my rap
    don't litter in the forest and we won't have to scrap
    I got twigs all tangled up in my hair
    wisdom of the owl strength of the bear
    so if u wanna get down on a saturday nite
    look me up in the forest where i'm keepin it tight...

    before u hate and say i cant have a druid with 18/98 strength, Owlbear started as a fighter and i legitimately rolled 18/98 in front of our DM (Brad). at 4th level, i dual classed him into a druid. and of course i'm rockin the double specialization in the shillelagh(big wooden bat)
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)15:23 No.5629870
    My name is Jurgen Strollens
    I'ma a killin machine
    I'm a steam punk Techie
    and my skin color's green
    Strolling down the wastes
    My party's really badass
    five member's strong you cant
    you cant mess with us, jackass
    We have a Paladin named Steve
    He'll make ya'll bitches leave
    With his great holy sword
    you bitches gonna get cleaved
    We got my dear druid
    her name is Maya
    she's a real badass
    she'll set you on fire
    She kills huge monsters
    she's my baby to please
    Oh yeah, did I mention?
    SHE'S FUCKING COVERED IN BEES!
    You got me, yours truly
    I'm sure I'm to your liking
    I'll make you RIDE DA LIGHTNING
    with my Tesla cannon
    You got Jacks the thief
    this motherfucker can steal
    he once stole the soul
    of a demon we sealed
    We got last but not least
    our friend deadman Strauss
    he's a dead man
    but still smells like OUST
    A real gentle man
    witha heart of worms
    He'll put your witch hunting
    asses straight out of your jobs, son

    So that's me and my crew,
    and if you think that you're tough
    You can try and track us down,
    and show us what you're made of
    This is your man Jurgen
    you all have a god night,
    I am gonna go and
    fuck up a Holy knight.
    >> SirReal !!R0iNfLKCFu8 08/28/09(Fri)15:41 No.5630080
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    Yo, Invoker. Lay down a beat for me. Yeah, alright, now speed it up a little. Alright, that's good...


    A to the fuckin' VENGER, you know that's right
    You won't even know it's started 'fore I've ENDED the fight
    I'll murder you in broad daylight, FUCK stalking the night

    Pursuit!

    Hey, my name is Pursuit and I'll hunt you down
    Go ahead and try to hide, I'll burn the whole fuckin' TOWN
    Just try runnin', I dare you, you'll see me start laughin'
    My feet are faster than my sword, even quicker than my rappin'
    You'll think you've escaped, you'll turn the corner, and hey, there's me
    A killer for mothafuckin' justice is what I'm BORN to be
    Uh-huh!

    Yo, we're mothafuckin' avengers and we bring the pain
    Villains best pack up their shit 'cause we own this game
    You think we'll bring you to jail? What? I think fuckin' not
    Drop your fuckin' weapons and we'll end you right on the spot
    Yeah

    Ret!

    Sup, my name is Retribution and I'll end you with style
    The last thing your eyes will see is my dazzling smile
    Yeah, bring your crew, that's right, I can't wait to see 'em try
    I'd love to have a fuckin' audience when I'm makin' you die

    Yo, we're mothafuckin' avengers and we bring the pain
    Villains best pack up their shit 'cause we own this game
    You think we'll bring you to jail? What? I think fuckin' not
    Drop your fuckin' weapons and we'll end you right on the spot
    Yeah

    C.O.!

    My name's Commanding, and you best fear that word, cocksucker
    When I'm done you won't get recognized by your own mother
    Yeah, I know her by the way, and she's quite the flirt
    I'll take her out for dinner when your body's layin' in the dirt

    Yo, we're mothafuckin' avengers and we bring the pain
    Villains best pack up their shit 'cause we own this game
    You think we'll bring you to jail? What? I think fuckin' not
    Drop your fuckin' weapons and we'll end you right on the spot
    Yeah
    >> Guardsman Terry 08/28/09(Fri)15:42 No.5630093
    >>5628235
    Fuck yeah I love limericks.
    >> Macabre !714tp23g42 08/28/09(Fri)15:43 No.5630099
    Yo yo went I roll up in the nWoD
    I make sure I pick my fuckin character carefully
    I roll a male Daeva; my vice is that I gotta find bitches to savour
    Ma dick

    With my majesty, I'll make my opponents a travesty,
    Suck the fight right outta 'em
    Then I'ma MOTHERFUCKIN drink them!

    Fuck yeah, feels great, knowing my fire arms skill is 8,
    Shootin' mawfuggas left and right
    If shit goes wrong, I just sick the Gangrel on 'em

    They'll know how to fight !
    >> Subprocessor LOVE !l0Ve65SXyU 08/28/09(Fri)15:45 No.5630114
    I never knew that fat white guys could rap so well.

    Bravo, /tg/, you've made a notable meme.
    >> Guardsman Terry 08/28/09(Fri)15:49 No.5630161
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    >>5630114
    I think they're better at rock/metal
    NANANANANANANA
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)15:56 No.5630233
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    >>5626533
    Bakura?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)16:17 No.5630424
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    >>5630114

    /tg/ rap has been done before.

    Drew up in this bitch suckaz!

    I don't need ya alignment
    coz I got refinement
    and an undead gent
    and reality I rent
    I threw down wit' Bane
    I was his fukin' bane
    Now, dead he ain't layin'
    Coz I'ma god raisin'
    Lighting blolt tazin'
    I'm down with da dorf crew
    We kcik back over brew
    chillin' with da ogre union too
    Don't step up here
    Or you'll feel drew's organ sphere
    I'm past epic tier
    you muthafuckers feel fear?

    I'm so motherfucking baddass
    Xyclon want my autograph
    People don't look donw on me no more
    Coz I'ma chillin with skelletor
    And he wants to be like me, yaw

    King of /tg/
    Cunts, cant ya see
    you can't defeat me
    even with my phylactory

    Fuck your nightmare steed so dark
    I ride flying zombie sharks
    Fuck the owlbear
    I don't even care
    Tigerpus is where it's at
    I'll turn ya crew into a cat
    You think you can handle that?

    Peace out, homies. Rock unlife to tha max.

    disclaimer: not te drawfag drew, just a fan, re-read it today.



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