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    227 KB Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:13 No.5585808  
    Here's how you make any high fantasy campaign better.

    1) Forbid all existing character classes to players.

    2) ALLOW ACCESS TO LUCHADORS

    3)THREE CLASSES ONLY. MIGHT LUCHADOR[FighterBarbarianRangerMonk], MIND LUCHADOR[ClericMageDruidPsionist], MUSTACHE LUCHADOR[BardWarlordRoguePaladin]

    4) OLE
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:15 No.5585829
    MORDENKAINEN'S MAGNIFICENT STADIUM
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:16 No.5585836
    >>5585829

    ASTRAL REFEREE
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:16 No.5585839
    ALL FEATS ARE CHARISMA BASED.
    >> Leman Russ 08/25/09(Tue)06:17 No.5585847
    >>5585808
    >MIGHT LUCHADOR[F

    AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:18 No.5585849
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    Or this.
    >> Leman Russ 08/25/09(Tue)06:18 No.5585851
    >>5585847
    >MIND LUCHADOR[C

    ALSO COOL
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:18 No.5585853
    I believe there is no existing grappling system sufficient for the task.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:23 No.5585884
    >>5585808

    Reminds me of a GURPS build I drew up once. Effectively the result of watching Nacho Libre and Equilibrium within the span of several hours. Resulted in Gun-Kata Luchador.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:24 No.5585896
    Holy shit... is there an El Santo prestige class?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:25 No.5585898
    >>5585884
    >Gun-Kata Luchador
    I am grinning like an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:25 No.5585909
    Disadvantages: No weapons, no armor.

    Advantages: YOU ARE LUCHADOR, FRIEND OF JUSTICE.

    You might want to play a Luchador if: YOUR HEART BURNS WITH THE ETERNAL SOUL OF A WARRIOR.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:26 No.5585911
    >>5585896
    For those who don't know the greatness of El Santo, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoIJ043HOy0

    The best movie is the one where he fights the Wolfman and Dracula, though the vampire vixens one is pretty good too.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:27 No.5585926
    >MIGHT LUCHADOR

    Also known as BEARD LUCHADOR

    Whether you adopt this alternative class name is up to your group.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:28 No.5585928
    >>5585898

    Also the reaction of my fellow players.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:29 No.5585940
    Which one dual-wields grenade launchers?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:34 No.5585983
    When a Mustache Luchador uses his pickpocket class skill:

    He approaches his target. He throws back his cape and his voice rings like the roar of heaven:

    "AMIGO, THIS ITEM HAS A MIGHTY FATE LOCKED WITHIN. WILL YOU NOT HELP ME FULFILL ITS DESTINY?"

    If he succeeds in his DC check, the target relinquishes the item, but the Luchador has to sign an autograph for him first.
    IF the Luchador has no available glossy pictures of himself on his person, he will lose the ability to pickpocket until this is rectified.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:37 No.5586005
    Feat: TOPE

    You are a master of the flying head attack.
    Prerequisites: Panache, Jump (5 ranks)
    Benefit: During combat, when there is an opponent on lower ground (at least half your character's height), you may make a tope attack, hurling yourself toward him head-first. If your attack strikes, your opponent suffers an additional 1d6 damage for every 5 feet of elevation and is knocked down; however, if you miss, normal falling damage applies.

    Special: This may be used as a charge attack, in which case damage is doubled. If preceded by a bounce off ropes or aided by an ally (who throws you higher into the air), damage is again doubled.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:38 No.5586012
    >>5585983

    For the uninitiated, the Luchador does not need to speak the target's language in order to converse with him, as the power of his spirit is such that his sentences are immediately transcribed in the target's native language in the bottom half of his vision.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:38 No.5586013
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    >>5585847
    In our campaign world, Monks will be the holy warriors of the stepped temples to the South, training their bodies to become weapons of justice, hiding their faces so that evil knows not who hunts it.

    Pic related: It's El Santo and his best pal, Blue Demon. They're about to go fight a dracula or a mob boss or a gorilla or something.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:40 No.5586025
    Feat: Armor Proficiency (DOUBLE MASK)

    Your wear a mask under your mask.

    Benefit: When an opponent tries to unmask you, thus revealing your identity and forever shaming you and your family, he will discover only another mask underneath. Due to the shock he suffers, you may make an attack of opportunity.

    Special: This feat may be taken multiple times. Each time allows one additional mask to be worn.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:41 No.5586032
    Trivia:

    The Luchador's holy mask renders him immune to illithids.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:41 No.5586040
    Feat: CRAFT MASK

    You can craft Luchador masks.

    Benefit: This is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:42 No.5586051
    This is the best thread ever.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:42 No.5586054
    This topic is worth the price of admission.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:43 No.5586057
    >>5586032

    Trivia:

    The Mind Luchador's mask is his holy symbol and spellcasting focus, glowing with righteous energy each time he uses his powers to fight evil.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:43 No.5586062
    Dwarfs, halflings, and elves are replaced by masked midgets.

    The BBEG is one of the Villianos, but you don't know which one....
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/25/09(Tue)06:43 No.5586063
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    I love this thread and everybody in it.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:46 No.5586077
    >>5586057

    Trivia:

    The Mustache Luchador wears two capes.

    The first cape symbolises TRUTH.

    The second cape symbolises RIGHTEOUSNESS.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:47 No.5586086
    TELL ME this is archived.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:48 No.5586096
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    >>5586013

    The Blue Demon started as a villian, but was redeemed by the might and virtue of El Santo!

    Clearly, Luchadors must gain some sort of alignment altering powers as well.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:49 No.5586100
    Hold it! There must be an opening to play the DREAD MARIACHI!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:49 No.5586104
    >>5586077

    Trivia:

    From level 1 onwards, the Might Luchador's body is counted as Holy for purposes of determining enemy damage resistance.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:50 No.5586111
    >>5586086

    IT IS, BECAUSE I DID IT
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:50 No.5586113
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    El Santo translated loosely into The Saint, meaning that he has likely multiclassed into Lucha Paladin at some point.

    Also, here's a luchador wrestling a bull who is also a luchador.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:51 No.5586115
    Feat: MOMENTOS ESTALARES

    You have a stellar moment.

    Benefit: Once per day, your character may make an attack, move action, or dodge action worthy of being a Momento Estalare. Before your action, summon your warrior spirit (espirit del guerrero!) and roll five times the dice you would normally roll, keeping any you like.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:53 No.5586132
    Why are Luchadors so awesome, /tg/? I mean, i don't get this pumped hearing about Triple H or whatever, but mention El Santa, and I immediately want to put on a mask and beat up criminals.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:53 No.5586134
    >>5586111

    LINK ME, GOOD SIR!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:55 No.5586152
    Legendary Item: SKELETON SUIT

    Effects: Upon donning this skeleton suit, your character gains the following powers.

    +2 CHA
    +2 Panache
    +10 Dancing (skeleton dance)
    +20 Foreign object (chair)

    In addition, once per day, your character may draw forth a steel chair and attack with a +4 bonus. If this attack is successful, he must perform a skeleton dance, which acts as the spell Fear as though cast by a caster of the same level, and also gets the crowd really fucking pumped up.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:56 No.5586161
    >>5586104

    Trivia:

    It is a common misconception that Luchadors are of type Outsider, Celestial, or even Magical Beast classification.

    These thoughts are incorrect and surely spread by the enemies of truth.

    Luchadors are of type Luchador.

    When any abilities targeting the aforementioned types are used against Luchador, they will fail AND SEND THE ENEMIES OF GOOD INTO DESPAIR, FOR THEY KNOW NOT THE TRUTH.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)06:59 No.5586189
    Feat: HIJINKS

    Your character engages in comical mischief.

    Benefit: As a standard action, your character may attempt to engage in comical hijinks. This can include sneaking up behind and kicking an enemy in the butt, bopping him on the nose, or laying down a secret but hilarious plan with your allies in loud stage whispers (preferably with a camera filming nearby). You gain +2 to all rolls required for such actions.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:00 No.5586194
    >>5586161

    Trivia:

    It is a common misconception that a Mind Luchador's mask grants him permanent Water Breathing.

    Not true.

    It is the Mind Luchador's JUSTICE that grants him Water Breathing, for he is a son of mother EARTH as well as the friend of mankind.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:05 No.5586231
    If a Luchador is without a light source and is taunted by an enemy in the dark, they immediately gain Blindsight for the rest of the encounter until the evil cowards have been overcome.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:05 No.5586232
    >>5586189
    This sounds more up Exalted's alley. Hell, what are Luchadores but high-level Solar Exalted without the Great Curse?
    >> Evil Colonel Sanders 08/25/09(Tue)07:06 No.5586243
    A Luchador making a grapple attempt, automatically grapples an armed opponent. Teh opponent may not grapple back. Making a grapple against another unarmed opponent makes a str +1D6 vs str +1D6. If the result is tied, each adds their CHR. If an opponent is stunned, this check is ignored and the attacker succeeds.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:11 No.5586274
    >>5586132
    Because not the shackles of gravity, nor the hardship of training, nor any of the ills of the world can prevent the mighty luchador from achieving his righteous goals (which frequently involve throwing himself onto another guy from a ridiculous height, and maybe injuring some front-row fans in the process).
    >> SKELET0R !!/WW4u5xv66s 08/25/09(Tue)07:12 No.5586279
    >>5585829
    If you start the round of a higher elevation than all opponents, Once per encounter your Luchador may throw his finger into the air and yell with righteous fury a catchphrase of his own design. This counts as a standard action. The enemies are now surrounded in Glorious Glowing Ropes, which cannot be cut, snapped, or otherwise Dispelled with the exception of a Greater Wish. These Ropes may be used in conjunction with the TOPE feat, and count as holy objects(IE the undead cannot touch or cross them).
    Special; EPIC LEVEL
    If used by a Luchador over level 15, all beings within the encounter are transported as if by a Wish to the Elemental Plane of Canvas, and surrounded by the same ropes as above. The floor now counts as an acceptable acceleration medium for the TOPE feat.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:16 No.5586303
    >>5586279

    Awesome!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:17 No.5586305
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    >>5586274
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:18 No.5586310
    Feat: HIGH-FLYER

    Your character is exceptionally good at aerial attacks.

    Benefit: Your character gains +5 to all jump checks. In addition, enemies caught below one of your high flying attacks are awestruck at your daring and prowess, and must make opposed Charisma checks to avoid being stunned (+4 to hit).
    >> How do I shot trip? !H508X.HbJ6 08/25/09(Tue)07:19 No.5586314
    What a time to have misplaced my Incredible Wrestler paragon path. Shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:25 No.5586345
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested 1 times now.
    >> SKELET0R !!/WW4u5xv66s 08/25/09(Tue)07:27 No.5586364
    Would it be acceptable for a Luchador to cross-class into wizard, if only for shocking grasp?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:27 No.5586366
    Feat: FINISHING MOVE

    Your character performs his finishing move! Awesome!

    Benefit: If your opponent is low on health (<10% max hp), you may attempt to perform your finishing attack. If this attack is successful, your opponent is reduced to 1 hp and is stunned for 3 rounds. If preceded by a call sign ( >>5586279 ), the attack suffers a -2 penalty to hit, but upon success renders the opponent unconscious (0 hp) and guarantees the success of a subsequent PIN action (barring outside interference).
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:28 No.5586371
    >>5586232
    Exaulted would indeed support a magnificent Luchador. But Scion is the Luchador's true home. A hero of the the people, given powers by an Aztec god of war! Nothing breaks the spirit (and bones) of evil-doers like Aggravated armor piercing damage on grappling attacks. And Epic Strength adds automatic sucsesses to damage.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:34 No.5586424
    The traditional alignments in this campaign are replaced by "tecnicos" and "rudos."
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:36 No.5586440
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    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:52 No.5586588
    If for some bizarre reason you players do not wish to play a glorious luchador, would the Dread Mariachi be an acceptable companion to such a party?

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5314820/
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)07:56 No.5586620
    >>5586588

    The dread mariachi lacks the JUSTICIA to accompanya Luchador in his journey of GLORIA!

    But temporary partnerships are acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)08:02 No.5586657
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    This is godlike.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)08:06 No.5586675
    Feat: Dapper

    Your Luchador has a finely tailored suit that he wears when not in the ring.

    Benefit: You can wear a finely tailored suit around with your mask. If that's not a benefit, I'm not sure what is.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:15 No.5587242
    WE NEED A FULL CLASS TREE! Three classes, fully feated up to level 20.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:18 No.5587282
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    Which classes does Female Luchador cover?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:22 No.5587320
    >>5587282
    None. There are no women. Luchadors procreate by wrestling. The loser gives birth.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:25 No.5587347
    >>5585849

    This guy is indeed awesome. The authors are huge fans of lucha and have run run con games in their lucha masks. They also got tossed out of a bar for wearing their masks (this was at GenCon).
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:26 No.5587359
    >>5587320
    That's remarkably gay, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:27 No.5587365
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    >>5587320
    No, fuck you, you are so not making Luchadors as gaysexual as you prats wanted to make dwarves. LUCHA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:27 No.5587370
    >>5587359
    Someone had to set the precedent.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:28 No.5587375
    >>5585808

    OLE!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:30 No.5587382
    >>5587282

    Sauce on dis?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:31 No.5587397
    >>5587320

    >Luchadors procreate by naked wrestling with five women. The strongest among those women gives birth to a masked baby.

    fix'd
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:32 No.5587405
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    HERE IS A PICTURE OF A LUCHADOR BATMAN.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:32 No.5587409
    How do we work in parejas increibles?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:35 No.5587435
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    MY HEART IS MOVED BY THE CONVICTION OF SO MANY FRIENDS OF JUSTICE
    I SHALL ASSIST YOU!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:35 No.5587436
    >>5587397
    >>Luchadors procreate by naked wrestling between a single male and female luchador. The female then gives birth to a masked baby at the end of nine grueling one-month long rounds.
    Further fixed. We're building a mythology here, folks, no normal woman could handle Luchador seed.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:36 No.5587445
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    HERE IS A PICTURE OF A LUCHADOR BEAR WRESTLING WITH A SMALL BOY.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:38 No.5587457
    >>5587436
    People often say this is where earthquakes come from, but considering the innocent lives that may be claimed during such events, this is simply not the case. Those who know instead say that this is a period of much rain and bountiful harvest for common hardworking people in the area where such a match is taking place.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:41 No.5587481
    >>5586013

    >>They're about to go fight a dracula or a mob boss or a gorilla or something.

    lol'd hard.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:45 No.5587520
    >>5587481
    AND THEN YOU WENT "FUCK YEAH"
    BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'LL BE AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:46 No.5587527
    >>5587520

    WELL DUH.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRR.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:48 No.5587539
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8qcOSEg-o
    LA MISTICA
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:49 No.5587550
    You guys are mental.

    I love it!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)09:51 No.5587570
    >>5587550
    WE ARE BUT EXTOLLING THE VIRTUES OF TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND LUCHA LIBRE!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)10:00 No.5587637
    >>5587436
    Of course.
    ONLY LUCHADOR WOMEN CAN HANDLE A LUCHADOR SEED!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)10:04 No.5587654
    >>5587637
    I wouldn't mind a luchador woman....
    Virtuous and strong...
    mmmmm
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)10:18 No.5587757
    >>5587382

    Dead or Alive 4.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)10:20 No.5587776
    >>5585896
    There is no El Santo prestige class, because there can only be one El Santo.

    And he is the god of luchadors.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)10:23 No.5587792
    >>5587776
    CHIEFTAIN OF THE LUCHA GODS IS HE.
    >> MonkeyToho 08/25/09(Tue)10:38 No.5587926
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    rolled 27 = 27

    >>5585808
    >MIND LUCHADOR

    FUCK YES
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)10:40 No.5587938
    >>5587926
    CRUSH THE RUDOS
    WITH YOUR MIND.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)10:58 No.5588084
    Tag team fights would be awesome, mind you.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:15 No.5588310
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:19 No.5588368
    Alright guys, we need a wrestling game. It doesn't need to be an RPG, since the THE RIGHTEOUS FLAMES OF JUSTICE NEED NO REASON FOR A GRAND LUCHA LIBRE!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:24 No.5588422
    I formally request archive
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:29 No.5588474
    >>5588368

    Any of the smackdown v Raw prior to 07 would be perfect, they've all got customisability up the asshole.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:33 No.5588512
    >>5588474
    I meant PnP...or probably a board/card/dice game.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:37 No.5588542
    >>5586194

    Trivia:

    Should a Mind Luchador choose to shapeshift so as to better subdue the evil in his path, he does not take the form of the beast he selects.

    Instead, his mask decorations change to symbolise the creature of his choice, and his cape now displays an image of the creature. The Mind Luchador still acquires the expected stat and ability changes, as usual.

    Additional manifestations: If the creature is larger or smaller than the Mind Luchador, he grows or shrinks accordingly.

    If the creature bestows an additional attack that requires an appendage the Mind Luchador does not possess nor is able to depict with the body of a man of righteousness(such as a tail), he acquires a symbolic object that gives him the same power. I.e. a massive glowing whip that he wields with the handle in-between his teeth.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:42 No.5588599
    >>5588542

    Trivia:

    While the Might Luchador does not and will not wield a melee weapon, he will choose to embody a weapon of his choice, and adopt it as his persona. I.e. El Espada, the Masked Sword.

    El Espada threatens the same area around him as a man of his size and skill wielding an actual sword, and when he chooses to get serious with the forces of evil, his strikes inflict wounds like those from a sword.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:49 No.5588666
    >>5586161

    However, Rudos are of Type Monstrous Humanoid, Subtype Evil.

    These foul enemies of the light are deadly opponents and must be fought with every ounce of strength a Luchador can muster.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:49 No.5588669
    What would be the villainous counterpart to the luchador?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:51 No.5588696
    >>5588666
    >>5588669

    Apparently a Mind Luchador has answered your question seconds before you thought to ask it.

    Bright are the eyes of justice, and far is their gaze.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:53 No.5588710
    >>5588599
    Fucking. Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:55 No.5588730
    >>5588669
    Rudos.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)11:57 No.5588747
    >>5588669
    Heels.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:00 No.5588767
    >>5588669
    Draculas
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:01 No.5588784
    What type are Exoticos?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:03 No.5588797
    Why do Luchadors remind me of Minsc?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:08 No.5588844
    >>5588797
    Minsc was the legendary unmasked Luchadore. His identity as a Luchadore was so secret that he was able to wander around, doing good, without his mask. It was only until much later that people realized they were in the presence of the LUCHADORE FANTASTICO MINSC!
    >> Scribble !!lJ3L9/7XgeF 08/25/09(Tue)12:08 No.5588845
    REDEMPTION [MIND Feat]

    Benefit: Upon defeating an Evil opponent, you may make a Charisma + 10 check vs opponent's Will Save to change their alignment to Good. Upon failing, the Evil opponent still becomes Neutral, unable to continue his evil ways in the shame of his defeat and within the light of your virtuous glory.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:12 No.5588876
    Now I have this image of a Rudo Lich challenging your luchador party to a match.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:17 No.5588907
    My character last DnD session was a goliath luchador. He donned his mask to protect his true identity and his tribe then traveled the world smiting tyrants with his astounding maneuvers of RIGHTEOUSNESS and TRUE JUSTICE, thus proving that such evil had no right to reign over the land. He would then proceed to give stirring orations to the masses, encouraging them to rise up, guard thy neighbor, and always fight for TRUTH AND JUSTICE!

    ORALE!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:21 No.5588937
    [It is night. An old masked luchador lies on his death-bed, heavily bandaged. A young man sits by his bed, head bowed and clutching his hand. The old luchador's mask is torn and covered with blood. His wounds are great.]

    Young Man: Great-grandfather...I...how could the twelve black dragon rudos defeat you? You are El Brillante, the Shining one, you are undefea-

    Old man: Juan. Do not be afraid. It is-(he coughs horribly)...it is only an old man who dies today. But this mask...this mask will shine again. Like it shone for my fathers before me, and their fathers.

    Young Man: I...I don't understand.

    Old Man: (more coughing)...I truly believed that we would win. There we were, in the snow...with darkness falling around us.

    [Scene changes. The old luchador is with another younger luchador. They are surrounded by twelve monstrous rudos, each one with a mask more horrifying than the last.]

    El Brilliante: Ha-ha! Even now you resist justice, black dragons! I had hoped you would bring your entire army...but if I cut off the head today, the body will fall.

    12 Rudos:(in unison) DESTROY HIM.

    [they fight, el Brilliante taking the larger half, the other Luchador taking the smaller six. El Brilliante subdues two of them quickly and looks at his ally to see how he is doing.]

    El Brilliante: My son! How goes-
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:22 No.5588940
    >>5588937

    [But his son isn't fighting. He stands in front of the 12 black rudos, who have gathered behind him. He slowly takes off his white mask. The one underneath is black like a thousand nights. He begins laughing.]

    [Scene cuts to the death-bed]

    Old Man: Juan. Your father is the 13th Rudos. The first and the strongest. I never foresaw this, and now I am dying. But the mask. The mask is yours now. Juan-(and he dies)

    Juan: GRANDFATHER!!

    [scene change. Juan is leaving a graveyard. He looks back one last time. When he turns back to the camera, we see that he is wearing the mask of El Brilliante.]

    -End of Prologue. Thank you for reading this Luchador adventure hook. How the legend continues is up to the fire that burns within your hearts.-
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:23 No.5588944
    Silly OP. You cannot see a Luchador's mustache under his mask.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:25 No.5588959
    >>5588944

    THE MUSTACHE IS ON THE MASK ITSELF, RUDOS LACKEY
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:26 No.5588972
    >>5588937
    >>5588940
    MANLY
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:27 No.5588982
    >>5588937
    >>5588940
    Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:30 No.5589001
    >>5588937
    >>5588940
    no words
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:32 No.5589018
    Trivia:

    The Mustache Luchador sees the evil that lurks within the hearts of man.

    This means that a Mustache Rudos is a rare thing indeed, for once a straying Mustache Luchador sees the darkness within his own soul, he often chooses to take his life with a battle against overwhelming odds rather than dishonor the mask of his fathers.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:32 No.5589019
    >>5588937
    >>5588940
    Marvelous.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:37 No.5589053
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    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:41 No.5589092
    >>5589053
    DO NOT WORRY KITTY
    IT WILL PASS.
    THEN YOU WILL DAWN A MASK OF YOUR OWN
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:43 No.5589101
    >>5588937
    >>5588940
    I'm fired up!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:44 No.5589115
    Luchadors can improve modern campaigns too.

    Take, for example, world war II.

    Could we not entertain the possibility that Hitler was creating a dark army of soulless ubermensch rudos, of great strength and fearlessness?

    Could we not say that, sensing this evil about to unleash itself on the world, thirty brave luchadors decide to leave their families and homeland for the heart of germany, not knowing if they would ever return?

    Could we not believe in a Band of Tecnicos?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:46 No.5589128
    >>5589115
    Hitler himself is an unmasked Rudos.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:48 No.5589138
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    >>5588937
    >>5588940
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:48 No.5589142
    >Could we not believe in a Band of Tecnicos?

    HITLER! I'LL WRESTLE YOUR TANK!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:48 No.5589145
    >>5589128

    In this campaign, world war II starts because he was unmasked.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:49 No.5589150
    >>5589142

    ROMMEL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, I WATCHED YOUR MATCH
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:49 No.5589151
    >>5589145
    Even without his mask, his ability to rile up the audience is unparalleled.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:49 No.5589152
    >>5589145

    by Theodor Roosevelt, that is.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:50 No.5589157
    >>5589152

    A fine mustache luchador he was, that man.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:51 No.5589163
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    EL GRAN GORO NEVER SURRENDERS!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:52 No.5589173
    This is quite possibly the greatest thread I have seen on /tg/ in some time.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:53 No.5589179
    >>5589163
    HOLY FUCKING FLYING HAMMER DROPS OF SUPREME JUSTICE!
    DR. ROBOTNIK IS THE MUSTACHE LUCHADOR!!@!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:54 No.5589192
    >>5589173 This is quite possibly the greatest thread I have seen on /tg/ ever.

    fix'd
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:56 No.5589210
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    >>5589179
    His mustache power has been running a little low as of late...
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:56 No.5589213
    >>5589163
    DID EGGMAN JUST LUCHA LIBRE ANDRE THE GIANT?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:56 No.5589216
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    This thread is so great, it could only have been crafted by the skilled hands of Santo, himself.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:59 No.5589242
    >>5589216
    Blessings of El Santo!
    The Luchadore of Luchadores!
    A true man among men!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)12:59 No.5589243
    This thread just makes me want to rip off my shirt and wrestle.

    While masked, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:00 No.5589250
    >>5589213
    Why yes, I believe he did.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:00 No.5589252
    gringos pendejos
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:03 No.5589271
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    >>5589216

    Due to the purity of their hearts and the fiery resolve of their unfailing spirits the Luchador is immune to all vampiric magics. The nosferatu's true form is always evident to the Luchador, and their bite may not corrupt his flesh.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:08 No.5589305
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    This thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:08 No.5589309
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    Attached is a picture of an especially formidable Rudos. Tecnicos wisdom predicts that at least two mighty friends of justice are needed to stop this demon.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:09 No.5589319
    >>5589252

    SURE IS RUDOS IN HERE
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:09 No.5589320
    >>5589271
    No. If any being of darkness tastes the blessed flesh of a Luchador their spirit is instantly purified while their body is immolated by divine flames.

    FLAMES OF JUSTICE!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:10 No.5589321
    In the grim darkness of Central America there is only Lucha Libre
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:10 No.5589327
    >>5589243
    Of course
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:12 No.5589335
    >>5588844
    But then why did he use weapons and armour?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:17 No.5589364
    >>5589335
    Perhaps he is a half-luchador? One who inherited his need to use human weapons and armour from his human mother, but his sense of JUSTICE and his mask-like face from his luchador father?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:19 No.5589379
    >>5589335

    Not the poster, but I believe this is a necessary contrivance so as to not make the game overtly easy.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:20 No.5589384
    >>5589364

    >Half-Luchador

    OH GOD SOMEONE A TEMPLATE QUICK
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:21 No.5589398
    ITT: fa/tg/uys masturbating over fakes
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:24 No.5589420
    >>5589398
    ITT Rudos try to sabotage the Tecnicos.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:24 No.5589421
    >>5589398
    LOLQUE
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:25 No.5589427
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    The Luchador's Charisma stats are ALWAYS maxed.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:26 No.5589438
    Perhaps luchadors are, in fact, JUSTICE elementals?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:27 No.5589441
    >>5589420
    >lolol i use spanish wihout knwing wat it means
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:29 No.5589457
    >>5589441

    inglés fresco, bro
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:30 No.5589469
    >>5589457
    >lolol i can use translators
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:30 No.5589470
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    Wow finally appreciation for masked guys like me. I mean, I'm probably not what you'd call tenicos due to my gritty fightin style but I'm sure an exception could be made. I mean, once a luchadore, always a luchadore. Right compadres?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:30 No.5589476
    I'm seeing a lot of culoherido ITT.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:31 No.5589494
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    Mask de Smith: Children are pure. They know who's the strongest.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:32 No.5589506
    >>5589469
    >lololol greentext and sage
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:34 No.5589524
    >>5589438
    Quite possibly.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:41 No.5589587
    >>5589470
    God damnit Deadpool, you're not a luchadore just because you were a mask. You know nothing of the way of Justice in the ring
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)13:44 No.5589616
    >>5589470

    oh god deadpool as a luchador

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
    >> Azure !a3u7xmIdfA 08/25/09(Tue)13:48 No.5589655
    4 archive requests guys! need one more
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:02 No.5589839
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    >>5589616
    See, now THATS what I'm talking. Its just like the time I rejoined the Xmen. Sure, some people got in a tuffle that I hadn't been around for years but they still held a place in my heart. Alright, now when do I get paid for my promo's?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:10 No.5589951
    >>5589321

    there is no luchadores in central america, it's a mexican thing only
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:12 No.5589974
    >>5589951
    Isn't Mexico IN Central America?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:16 No.5590025
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    Sumo wrestling was here, Mexican wrestling is gay!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:19 No.5590048
    >>5589974

    you ignorance is astounding, of course it's not.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:19 No.5590058
    >>5589655
    lolwut
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:20 No.5590067
    >>5590025
    Mexican wrestling is FABULOSO!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:21 No.5590083
    >>5590025

    I dunno... no, not really.

    Mexican Wrestling is like cocktails. they are good. Dhu!

    Sumo's like some horrible beverage with a suprisingly full taste after you've gotten over the horror of it all. And it's pretty fun as you can quiet often see who's gonna loose hard by the look on their faces as they enter the ring.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:22 No.5590088
    >>5590025

    The idea of a huge man in a loincloth waddling after evil is absurd and laughable.

    Let us return to the sacred topic of LUCHADOR.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:23 No.5590095
    >>5590048
    Well it's noth south nor north...
    >> Scribble !!lJ3L9/7XgeF 08/25/09(Tue)14:24 No.5590116
    >>5589839
    D... didn't you put on Marvel Girl's old costume.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:24 No.5590118
    >>5590083

    It's like very subtle and yet fast judo with all this weight deciding shit very quickly.

    As part of a doco on these fatguys I saw two yokozuna fight and compared to the usual two people using brute fatty strength on each other it was more like a waiting game where they both tried to outthink each other on footing and handholds.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:27 No.5590143
    >>5590118
    Sumo is cool
    Lucha is cool
    ....
    THE LUCHADORES AND THEIR SUMO ALLIES FIGHT THOSE WITHOUT HONOR!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:29 No.5590164
    >>5590143

    Luchadore : Kasrkin
    Sumo : Ogryn
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:33 No.5590209
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    >>5590118

    You should've seen Akebono before he became a letdown. He CRUSHED PEOPLE WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND.
    Or rather... literally stared at them so hard that they'd break and he could bitchlap them out of the ring. Shit was sooo cash.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:36 No.5590264
    >>5590209
    Shit SOUNDS cash.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:48 No.5590391
    >>5590116
    Indeed I did. I was staying over at her place we got really really hammered on tequilla. One thing led to another and when the call of fighting got to me in the morning I grabbed the first thing available. Did you know her costume has manboob support TOO!? Its GREAT!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:55 No.5590448
    >>5590095

    oh please, learn2geography

    http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/418612/North-America

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_america
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)14:56 No.5590465
    What about turkish wrestling?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)15:00 No.5590500
    Feat: Rudo!

    Prerequisites: Charisma 14+, Dastardly Eye Poke or Low Blow

    Benefit: You have become one of the the dastardly Rudo. No longer do you uphold the edicts of Justicia, you instead use Lucha Libre for your own nefarious ends. You villain!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)15:01 No.5590516
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    >What about turkish wrestling?

    Rudos.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)15:04 No.5590548
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    >What about iranian wrestling?

    I can't find that movie poster with the dude stabbing two lions at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)15:04 No.5590549
    >>5590448
    So central america exist no more?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)15:07 No.5590574
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    >What about mongolian wrestling?

    Endboss. You must wrestle the mongolian bronze titan team.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)15:12 No.5590617
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    >>5590548
    I AM GILGAMESH INCARNATE
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)15:24 No.5590720
    This is why I love /tg/ so much.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)16:09 No.5591183
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    >>5590500
    Wait?... So I'm a villain now? Oh well, at least I already got myself a costume upgrade. Rudos, HO!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)16:41 No.5591521
    THIS IS AN ARCHIVE REQUEST!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)16:51 No.5591624
    INTO THE MAELSTROM OF THE RING WE GO
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)16:57 No.5591671
    Luchadors can improve ancient campaigns too.

    Take, for example, ancient greece.

    Could we not entertain the possibility of an old Luchador, having conquered all evil in his land and wishing for one final journey, the cries of righteous fury within in soul finally coalesce and transport him through time?

    Could we not then say that this journey through time and space returns him to his youthful state, and that he begins adventuring anew?

    Could we not then say then, that the tale of this nameless Luchador, is how the legend of Hercules and many countless other myths began?

    Could we not believe in the Mask of a Thousand Heroes?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)16:59 No.5591691
    >>5591671
    Wrestling the Hydra into submission?

    Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)17:00 No.5591706
    >>5591691

    I like to imagine that once he ascends he makes sweet love to Hera, that tsundere slut
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)17:13 No.5591855
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    >>5588368

    There is a wrestling RPG which a lucha libre sourcebook.

    It is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)17:33 No.5592022
    >>5591855
    Too... awesome... mind... blown...
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)17:41 No.5592094
    >>5591671
    El Campeón Eterno - the Eternal Champion
    The legendary luchador, who transcends such categories as rudo and technico. He is an agent of the powers of balance, helping the side that's weakest.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)17:54 No.5592233
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    >>5591691

    What was that about Hydra?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)17:55 No.5592253
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    what kind of luchador could "mil mascaras" (thousand masks) be?
    i mean, the guy actually had a shitload of masks, was he a multiclass luchador or something?
    pic related, his most famous mask, but you can actually spot his masks, since all of them carried a huge M in the forehead.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:11 No.5592399
    >>5592253
    This:
    >>5592094
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:14 No.5592429
    >>5592253
    that and his knees overextended .
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:21 No.5592479
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    Fuck year luchadors! I played a luchador (a lucha-woman, no less) in a Champions game recently, El Conejo, who took up the mask of her father and his father and his father (and hence, the masculine name) when her brother's identity was discovered and he was crippled by agents of evil in an effort to end the line of superheroes.

    The mask contained all of her super-speed and strength powers (though she was a maskless indy wrestler on the side). Pic related, it's unimpressive art of her.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:24 No.5592504
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    Twice the blood, half the honor, twice the punches, none of the masks.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:25 No.5592514
    When I get to my computer at home, if you brave men have kept this thread going, I will drawfag for you great things from the burning passion you've put in my heart!

    If you fall to the thousands of 404 wielding hordes of rudos, I WILL DRAW IT ANYWAYS! I hope this righteous flame is never to be doused!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:28 No.5592538
    THIS PASSION KNOWS NO BOUNDS, THIS JUSTICE KNOWS NO LIMITS!

    LUCHAAAAA LIIIIBREEEEE
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:28 No.5592540
    >>5592504
    YES.
    I don't get why you guys pop boners over luchadors anyway. What, do you pretend they're superheroes or something?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:29 No.5592545
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    >>5592538
    FORGOT MY LUCHA PICTURE.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:33 No.5592582
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    >>5592540
    FORREST GRIFFIN UP IN THE MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:34 No.5592596
    >>5586232

    i know a friend of mine once ran a mixed-Exalt game with a Solar Luchador character in it, Copper Phoenix. He once saved a circlemate from a Hekatonkhire's freezing breath with the use of a Strength+Medicine roll. Shit was unimaginably cash.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:35 No.5592602
    >>5592504
    >>5592540
    AND NO RIGHTEOUS GLORY YOU PIG DRUNK GRINGOS! LUCHA RIGHTEOUSNESS!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:36 No.5592617
    >>5592602
    Violence beats glory any day, fat boy.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:37 No.5592622
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    >>5592602
    Say that to motherfuckin' Keith Jardine.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:39 No.5592645
    >>5592540

    Yeah, we do. It's fun.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:39 No.5592648
    >>5592617
    >>5592582
    >>5592504

    Luchadores : MMA Fighters
    Baron Munchausen : Tom Clancy
    >> The Masked Marvel 08/25/09(Tue)18:42 No.5592677
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    Luchadors make everything even more awesome, even Jackie Chan! From Jackie Chan Adventures:

    El Toro Fuerte

    * Voice Actor: Miguel Sandoval (English)
    * Japanese Seiyu: Takamaru Seko (Japanese)

    "El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask"
    —El Toro

    El Toro Fuerte (often called El Toro) is a Mexican masked luchador, who prides himself at never removing his mask (ironically enough, in every episode that has centered around El Toro - but not every episode in which he has appeared -, El Toro loses or removes his mask for certain purposes). Originally the holder of the Ox Talisman of super strength, he gives up the talisman to prove that his skills are legitimate. His catchphrases are "Sorry" (usually when he hurts Jackie by accident), "El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask" and "Don't touch the mask." In "Aztec Rat Race", El Toro is revealed to have a fear of mice and rats. The only time El Toro ever showed his face was to Paco when had accidentally put on an evil Oni mask. El Toro needed to bring out the good side of Paco that the mask was hiding and the only way to convince him to remove the mask was to remove his. Though his face is seen it cannot be made out, as when he showed his face it was shadowed, and only the outline could be seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HVMwXN239E

    Muy awesome!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:43 No.5592684
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    >>5592645
    Fucking. Truth.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:44 No.5592695
    >>5585849
    May One Inquire as to a copy?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:44 No.5592696
    >>5592479
    LA CONEJA!!!! PINCHES GRINGOS Y SU FALTA DE GENEROS.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:47 No.5592720
    >>5592540

    Guys! Guys! Stop having fun! Arragh!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:49 No.5592739
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    El Rasgónero approves!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:49 No.5592746
    Archive this?
    Plx?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:51 No.5592763
    >>5592540
    They are REAL LIFE superheroes. Unlike Superman, who has never really been seen and lives in a fake city, El Santo smote the forces of evil for 50+ years across Mexico, before passing on his ideals and justice--and his silver mask ans suit--to El Hijo del Santo, shortly before his death.

    If that isn't a fucking awesome story, well... there are no fucking awesome stories.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:53 No.5592773
    >>5592763
    Also, Santo never removed his mask in public, except once... and he died one week later! Such is the power of the luchador's mask!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:53 No.5592783
    Behold, mis hermanos! A video showing the powers of the Might Luchador!

    The soundtrack is fit only for Rudos filth and much of the footage is inconsequential, but skip to 1:40 and you shall know RIGHTEOUSNESS.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zySOoUoQVOY&fmt=18
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:54 No.5592797
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    LOS ASTARTES
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:55 No.5592806
    >>5592763

    America needs a luchador.
    >> The Masked Marvel 08/25/09(Tue)18:56 No.5592816
    >>5592763

    Amen.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:57 No.5592819
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    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)18:57 No.5592821
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    >>5592763
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:00 No.5592852
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    >>5592783
    >evanecesnce is fit for rudo

    not even exoticos are THAT faggy, and they look like this
    <--------------
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:02 No.5592867
    >>5592821

    You must be a very busy boy to facepalm at everyone who likes a fictional character.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:02 No.5592868
    Lucha has STORY, and MASKS, and EPIC.

    MMA has SWEATY MEN IN SEXUAL POSITIONS.

    I mark for one. I masturbate to the other. Leave us to our fun, MMA-kids. And we will leave you to yours.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:03 No.5592880
    /tg/, I hereby throw down the proverbial gauntlet.

    Today - August 25 - shall be the Dia del Emascaderos. On this day, one year from now, two things will occur. ONE - We shall share stories of luchadors in the games that we have had over the last year.

    TWO - The more dedicated of us shall share stories of our journey into Lucha Libre proper.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:03 No.5592881
    >>5592852

    I hate to break it to you but that's not a wrestler, friend.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:04 No.5592889
    You know what the ultimate MacGuffin would be for Luchadors?

    The mask of El Santo.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:05 No.5592906
    >>5592867
    I don't.
    I just facepalm the ones that are essentially fat sweaty men in masks pretending to be badasses.

    I don't even like wrestling, but with MMA etc you get the comfort of knowing motherfuckers are getting hurt properly.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:05 No.5592914
    >>5592881
    la pimpi is twice as much of a wrestler as mistico , messias or whatever AAA is parading this days, and thrice as much of a showman. all that without even LOOKING like either a man or a woman.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:07 No.5592930
    >>5592889
    Alas, it's technically a holy artifact within Mexico. Good luck getting within 100 feet of it.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:07 No.5592932
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    >>5592914

    so, like this fellow?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:08 No.5592941
    >>5592906
    lucha is not about the hurt, man.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:08 No.5592946
    >>5592930

    I think they secretly believe the rapture is when Christ comes down wearing a luchador mask of light and doing a flying body slam
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:09 No.5592957
    >>5592930
    In times of great need, one must seek the holiest artifact in Lucha Libre. Putting it on will give you the power of El Santo, but the luchador shall be consumed by the power once the battle is over, which makes the Mask even stronger.

    As such, each hero who wears the holy mask will be more powerful than the last one.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:09 No.5592958
    >>5592946
    ... over the sins of mankind?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:09 No.5592959
    >>5592932
    that, but Mexican.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:10 No.5592964
    >>5592932
    Same style. Better moves.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:11 No.5592972
    >>5592932
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5T8vBk9xTs
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:14 No.5592997
    >>5592957
    At the End of Time, one Rudo, damned to the fires of Hell, will redeem himself by donning the mask and wrestling Satan in the inferno for all eternity, preventing the dark one from arising ever again.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:17 No.5593026
    >>5592997
    unless Glonda can keep his tibas in one piece and do something to prevent it.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:18 No.5593043
    >>5593026
    Holy shit. That's the best campaign seed I've seen in ages.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:21 No.5593074
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    Legendary artifact: Mask of Many Horns

    This fearsome fanged mask bestows upon the wearer the awesomeness of having a mask with horns. When not worn, the item glows with holy might. Upon donning the mask, the user must make an alignment check. If unworthy, the wearer is rejected by the mask and burned for 10d6 damage. If the wearer is virtuous and worthy, the mask grows 1d6 horns and grants the following powers:

    Plane shift (Japan) 1/day
    +10 CHA
    You look fucking rad.
    +4 to hit and damage with powerbomb-style attacks

    If coupled with a championship title belt, the belt's effects are doubled (applies to each belt).
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:27 No.5593105
    >>5593026
    Gronda, he's only Glonda when wrestling in japan. in America a broken leg is a long awaited comeback, maybe a carrer breaker, in Mexico it's a recurring gag
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:28 No.5593115
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    ok maricones, what do you think about alushe / kemonito mini luchador???
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:30 No.5593129
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    >>5593115
    kemonito
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:32 No.5593143
    >>5592739
    >El Rasgónero

    Your babelfish-fu is strong, young grappler.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:35 No.5593169
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    >>5593129
    >>5593115
    como alushe era chingon, pero kemonito...
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:37 No.5593180
    Guys, guys- what if El Santo teamed up with Kamen Rider? JUSTICE enough for you?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:39 No.5593196
    >>5593169
    This happened in the very first episode of lucha libre I ever saw. I was hooked for life.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:39 No.5593199
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    >>5593180
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:49 No.5593251
    PAGE 3?! WHAT RUDO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)19:55 No.5593309
    >>5593180
    I'm crying at the thought.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)20:38 No.5593661
    NOT EVEN THE SQUARED CIRCLE CAN CONTAIN THE PASSION FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE WITHIN MY HEART!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:13 No.5594022
    WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON PAGE 8
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:21 No.5594109
    I'm a Indy wrestler here in town, and i'm so fucking proud of this
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:22 No.5594127
    Legendary item: TITLE BELT

    Upon defeating the owner of this magical girdle, a luchador may don it, gaining the powers contained within. This belt confers the following powers:

    Fan appreciation - the character is adored by fans, who roar with appreciation at his entrance, chant rhythmically, and grant him a +2 circumstance bonus to saves when present
    Stable - the character gains 1d4 loyal followers per level, who accompany him to battles, break pinfalls, etc.
    Nobility - a title is a type of nobility and confers all the benefits, duties, and responsibilities of such, including a training dojo (treat as a small keep), added income from endorsements, and dastardly rudos out to assassinate him
    Special power - each belt may also contain one special power. For minor belts, roll on the minor magic items chart to determine which. For championship titles, roll one major power and one minor power.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:27 No.5594172
    The Grease spell now has added powers:
    1. It can be used to magically style the fabulous facial hair of the MUSTACHE LUCHADOR, granting a temporary +1 CHA.
    2. It can be used to oil up the body of a character, making him slippery and giving +1 to dodge rolls, and also making his muscles look bigger. Typically used by MIGHT LUCHADORs.
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:32 No.5594232
    Feat: Knee break

    Benefit: Once per day a Luchadore may attempt Knee Break. The enemy is allowed a fortitude saving throw (Luchadores level X target level - target level). If the target fails their back is instantly broken upon your knee. If the target succeeds its saving throw they take damage (10D6 multiplied by your level)
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:36 No.5594281
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    To dream the impossible dream...
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:41 No.5594347
    Someone's going to have to emboss this thread on my grave...SINCE MY BRAIN HAS JUST EXPLODED FROM AWESOME OVERLOAD!
    >> Anonymous 08/25/09(Tue)21:56 No.5594512
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    To fight the unbeatable foe



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