this "water" better fucking watch out!

Fucking Christ it's already more of a joke then 3.5.

Obviously, the water is so afraid of his anger, it parts before him and he runs along the bed.

>>5481165
Everything's got its narm moments. I'm rather fond of Pathfinder.

>>5481134
I will rage when sauce is provided

I'm such a barbarian that it helps me swim!

oh god my stomach hurts

>>5481202

Here it is.

>http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/classes/barbarian.html#rage-powers

rolled 1 = 1

Now find a way to destroy a city with it.

rolled 12 = 12

>>5481257
Crap, forget to switch to my unloaded dice.

>>5481134

Strange, whenever my friend raced 100 backstroke, his face always looked like this.

I guess in D&D land all champion atheletic swimmers are barbarians.

>>5481280
Well, speaking as a fa/tg/uy, swimming is hard fucking work. Only upside is my fat disgusting body floats rather well and doesn't get all sweaty.

<Daeren> Im imagining the barbarian ragefacing and making motorboat sounds
<Daeren> only it actually works
<Hackberry> BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
<Daeren> hes not even swimming with his arms and legs
<Daeren> just motorboating
<Daeren> and zooming forward

You're lucky you guys float. I sink. I sink like a fist made of rock.

Hey, I ALWAYS swim faster when raging.
Try and score a goal after whacking me with a water polo ball? FFFUUCK YOOUU

>>5481280
Does he have ranks in barbarian?

>>5481319
I saw this guy backstroking when I read that.

>>5481319

the hoff in the spongebob squarepants movie. seriously!!!!!!

You too can be the fastest swimmer alive for three minutes a day. Be a Barbarian now!

>>5481166
So that's how Moses did it...

>Powerful Blow (Ex): The barbarian gains a +1 bonus on a single damage roll. This bonus increases by +1 for every 4 levels the barbarian has attained. This power is used as a swift action before the roll to hit is made. This power can only be used once per rage.

>once per rage, get +1 damage/4 levels on ONE ATTACK
Holy shit, that's fucking terrible.

>Superstition (Ex): The barbarian gains a +2 morale bonus on saving throws made to resist spells, supernatural abilities, and spell-like abilities. This bonus increases by +1 for every 4 levels the barbarian has attained. While raging, the barbarian cannot be a willing target of any spell and must make saving throws to resist all spells, even those cast by allies.
Oh, sure, the Barbarian gets this. The Fighter gets... what?

>>5481543
FEATS MORE FEATS. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FEATS SO WE PUT FEATS IN YOUR FEATS SO YOU CAN FEAT FEAT FEAT FEAT FEAT

"4E is shit! LOL MARTIAL CHARACTERS CAN HEAL THEMSELVES AND EACH OTHER LOL!"

>Renewed Vigor (Ex): As a standard action, the barbarian heals 1d8 points of damage + her Constitution modifier. For every four levels the barbarian has attained above 4th, this amount of damage healed increases by 1d8, to a maximum of 5d8 at 20th level. A barbarian must be at least 4th level before selecting this power. This power can be used only once per day and only while raging.

:awesome:

>Terrifying Howl (Ex): The barbarian unleashes a terrifying howl as a standard action. All shaken enemies within 30 feet must make a Will save (DC equal to 10 + 1/2 the barbarian's level + the barbarian's Strength modifier) or be panicked for 1d4+1 rounds. Once an enemy has made a save versus terrifying howl (successful or not), it is immune to this power for 24 hours. A barbarian must have the intimidating glare rage power to select this rage power. A barbarian must be at least 8th level before selecting this power.
Looks like they kept this broken shit and only toned it down very slightly (since the barbarian has another rage power that easily makes guys shaken).

>>5481417

Oh shit, now we need a Hoff the Barbarian shop.

Pathfinder.

>>5481686

Yes.

>>5481785
ew.

>Raging Climber (Ex) When raging, the barbarian adds her level as an enhancement bonus on all Climb skill checks.

FUCK YOU MOUNT EVEREST

>Raging Rider (Ex) When raging, the barbarian adds her level as an enhancement bonus on all Ride skill checks.

FUCKPISSSHITFUCK FUCKING HORSE MOVE IT

Pathfinder has a Fly skill.

>Raging Flyer (Ex) When raging, the barbarian adds her level as an enhancement bonus on all Fly skill checks.

FUCK THIS DUMBO SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SUPERMAN COMING THROUGH

sup guys

Why do these raging skills make the 3.5 and 4th edition barbarians look like a bunch of pussies?

I wonder if there is a rage power that increases diplomacy.
"HEY BITCH SIGN MY FUCKING PETITION"

>>5481134
>>5482462
>>5482504
>>5482576
THESE FERAL WORLDERS KNOW HOW TO GET SHIT DONE FUCK YES

god this sucks

>>5482634
OTHER FEATS:

Raging Move Silent
Raging Craft (Origami)
Raging Knowledge (The Planes)
Raging Forgery
Raging Spot/Listen

>Raging Forgery

THOSE CUNTS WILL NEVER SEE THROUGH THIS SHIT

The weirdest part is that, when they rage, they get low-light vision. Doesn't your sight actually kind of, you know, cloud when you get mad enough? You "see red", you know?

I didn't know that was "see infra-red", but what the fuck do I know?

>>5482693
>Raging Craft (Origami)
"FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GONNA MAKE A THOUSAND FUCKING PAPER CRANES AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU SHITS CAN DO TO STOP ME

>>5482792

Fucking hell, and they get Darkvision later too.

Their rage gives them night vision powers for that all important rage sniping.

>>5482715
Raging Forgery is more like this.

>YES YOU FUCKER THIS IS GENUINE, NOW STOP ARGUING OR I BEAT YOU!

>Raging Craft (Origami)
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST FUCKING PAPER BOULDER EVER!

>>5481571

So a Barbarian at 20th level will heal an average of 28.5 HP per round with this ability, compared to their average HP of 255.5. Awesome.

>>5482962
Barbarian ends up in a library, surrounded by guards.

>Raging Barbarian Rage

Do this one

>Guarded Stance (Ex): The barbarian gains a +1 dodge bonus to her Armor Class against melee attacks for a number of rounds equal to the barbarian's current Constitution modifier (minimum 1). This bonus increases by +1 for every 6 levels the barbarian has attained. Activating this ability is a move action that does not provoke an attack of opportunity.

Because not all Barbarians get so angry they go on the offensive. Some of them start yelling "NUH UH YOU AIN'T GONNA!" and flail their hands at you when you try to attack.

This shit is awesome

>Scent (Ex): The barbarian gains the scent ability while raging and can use this ability to locate unseen foes (see Special Abilities for rules on the scent ability).

Unfortunately, it also gives the Barbarian the ability to locate seen foes. Especially Otyughs.

Raging Barbarian Raging Rage- The barbarian gets so furious at other people getting furious that they get +4 to attack rolls against other barbarians- but only if both of them are raging when they do it.

STOP FUCKING RAGING YOU STUPID BASTARD *BONK*

Raging knowledge just involves finding the nearest wizard and beating him up.

>TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW YOU DRESSWEARING FAGGOT

>>5483052
YOU FUCKING STINKY PIECE OF SHIT I CAN SMELL YOUR ASSCUNTSHIT STENCH FROM MOTHERFUCKING MILES AWAY FUCKSHITFUCK

... Why would they nerf Bardic Knowledge? Will someone explain to me how Bardic Knowledge needed to be nerfed?

It's actually pretty scary if you think about it in proper context...enemy archer all the way on the other side of the lake? No archers with you? NO PROBLEM, YOU WILL TEAR ACROSS THAT LAKE AND RIP HIM TO SHREDS.

Barbarians can apparently swim better than any other class almost entirely untrained, also they still rock at combat. Paladins get free magic weapons and smites. Rangers get free feats without the prerequisites.

Fighters get... Some feats and some small bonuses to their weapon damage and a bonus against Will saves against fear, which everyone else but Rangers pretty much just ignore.

Great balance, Paizo.

Raging Bardic Song!

"LET ME FUCKING SING YOU THE SONG OF MY BITCHASS PEOPLE YOU CUNT"

>>5482649
lol'd harder then I should have

>Raging profession: Sports

LETS FUCKING PLAY SOME GODDAMN BALL

Frankly, it's looking better than the Beta did.

FANTASY CRAFT WAS HERE, PATHFLOUNDER IS A DOUCHEBAG

>>5483600
That doesn't mean much.

I just looked at Monk's Ki pool.

Does that mean a 20th level monk can give himself at least 10 additional attacks a round?

Or can run an extra 200 feet for one round?

>>5484324
yes, if you want to eat ki like candy. though it probably does have a limit like some of the barbarian stuff.

>>5483170
No one is imaginative to make fighters fun. Wizards, even with their power set up that allowed fighters to fight in an interesting manner due to the system, gave up on the entire martial concept and is now making sure to keep pumping out more magic like classes instead of making another single martial class.

>>5484366
one shoting the BBEG cause you saved is quite worth it. Until they pull out their DM cock and slap you with it making him the lieutenant so he can have his precious BBEG battle.

>>5484366
Well, that'd be the idea. But shit, using some of the other new feats they've got, from the looks of it it'd basically be a fucking slaughter because the monk would go absolutely insane.

>>5482693
>Raging Knowledge (The Planes)
"LISTEN TO ME YOU GODDAMNED CUNTING REALITY, TELL ME HOW THE FUCK YOU WORK OR I WILL HEADBUTT YOU IN THE COCKING SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!"

I think my heart stopped 2 or 3 times throughout this thread. Thanks.

Archival is needed.

Lottery bump.

>Raging Post

LETS ARCHIVE THIS CUNTING SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS

>>5484440
>gave up on the entire martial concept
>HERP DERP MARTIAL CONTROLLERS PLEASE
Martial's already goddamned nebulous, despite only having like four classes. There's not much you can make a clas that can't already be covered by something else that already exists.

This sort of shit. This right here. This is why I loved 3.5, but don't like 4e. In 3.5, you have stupid shit like this to laugh over.

>>5487293
BEAR LORE

>>5487302
Bear Lore was great, and convinced me to look into it, but it didn't keep coming up with StupidFunny.

For Psionic multiclassing

>Raging Autohypnosis

OKAY YOU SHITFUCKER BRAIN, YOU SEE THAT ASSMUNCHING WOUND? WELL YOU BETTER IGNORE THE FUCK OUTTA IT OR I'LL GO UP THERE AND BEAT YOUR SOGGY ASS TO DEATH YOU GODDAMN CUNTGAGGER

>>5487263
I AGREE WITH THIS CUMSTAIN. FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS YOU COCKSUCKING SHITFAGS.

>>5482973
Read the fucking ability again. A standard action, once per day.

>>5483052
Oh god, I know what's going on here.

It's when someone's so angry that they just stand there, mouth shut tight, taking deep breaths through their nostrils. So barbarians learn to take advantage of the increased air flow. . .

>>5487930
That is very clever sir.
I lol'd

So do the Angry Marines recruit from the Pathfinder campaign setting or what? Just pick out the barbarians who can swim furiously through battleships and fuck shit up?

What's that setting called anyway, Golarion or some shit.

>swim furiously through battleships

Now I'm seeing a legion of Barbarians, all furiously doing the backstroke with a battleaxe in each hand, just ramming into a fleet of warships and tearing them apart. Kind of like really angry torpedos.

>>5488626
GLORIOUS

>>5488707
RELEASE THE ANGRY GUYS

A Pathfinder thread got this many replies? I know it's a funny ability guys, but come on, we have standards.

>>5488813
Sure. And laughing at stupid shit is one of those standards.

Point of order

Only female barbs can use raging swimmer, as the pronoun is her, so I guess that means that male barbs drown.

>>5488849

Inbuilt flotation devices

>>5488870
[conspiratorial whisper]He be talkin' about the boobies.[/conspiratorial whisper]

>>5488870

Does raging cause tit expansion in female barbs?

That would explain much.

>>5488813
>/tg/
>standards
Greentextwithreactionimageshowinghumor.bmp

What's with the one 4rry who keeps sage'ing? No one cares about your shit, asshole.

>>5488936

oh wow

>>5488938
3aboo here.

>>5488886
that would be awesome. Quick, someone get a drawfag on this idea.

>>5488936

holy shit

And I thought it didn't get more ridiculous than that elephant monster from MM CXII.