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    210 KB Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:46 No.5477986  
    So I was half-assedly flipping through some fluff and ran across the Black Templar initiation trials.
    Youths picked up from their homeworlds, transported to a Black Templar spacecraft where they undergo warrior training and the most worthy ascent to become Neophytes to train under an initiate.

    Then I had a brainfart and began thinking of Black Templar High School.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:47 No.5477994
    No girls and the all relationships are platonic.

    It wouldn't be much fun.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:49 No.5478008
    As retarded as this idea is, I fucking love it.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:51 No.5478016
    >No girls and the all relationships are platonic.



    MANLY Relationship. It will be awesome and totally retard.

    All the girls will think you're gay and swoon over the two of you but you know it's not true.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:51 No.5478021
    >No girls and all relationships are homosexual

    I guess it depends on your ideas of fun.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:53 No.5478030
    "Ah man I hate Xeno Studies..."
    "Don't worry, we can go eat lunch on the auxiliary navigation bay afterwards~"
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:53 No.5478034
    So SoB in training are watching them and creaming there panties over fanfics of the guys in training?

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:54 No.5478040
    Originally, platonic = homosexual.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:55 No.5478045
    Riveting tale, compatriot.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:55 No.5478046
    "The lunch is my penis."
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:57 No.5478052
    It's like trolls aren't even trying anymore.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:58 No.5478060
    Oh dear god we now have to suffer fictional Space Marine Yaoi fiction.

    In the 42nd Millenium, there is mainly war, but also a bunch of impressionable young girls squeeing over literotica about gay badasses in training.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)13:59 No.5478063
    >>5477986Then I had a brainfart and began thinking of Black Templar elementary School.

    Space marines have to be created from prepubescent boys ideally.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:00 No.5478065
    >>5478060but also a bunch of impressionable young guardsmen squeeing over literotica about gay badasses in training.

    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:02 No.5478080

    Yarr, exactly.

    But it's sorta horrible that it would not be that hard to write a teenage bromance boarding school scenario. There's plenty of material on the topic available and most of it is full of lulz.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:05 No.5478107
    We need a writefag on this.
    And a drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:07 No.5478137
    You are now thinking about a Templar Academy where the Neophytes are all BROMANCE gay teenages, the Initiates are Kamina/Snake style badass big brother mentors, the Sword Bretheren are a big bunch of basass grandpas and the Chaplain is a badass grandpa principal.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:08 No.5478146
    No bromance. That would be understating the sheer amount of Kawaii and romance being thrown around here. The kind of stuff that accidentally misses, and suddenly every Astropath in the fleet has an insatiable craving for the warm embrace of another person.

    By the way, can Astropaths switch off the Gellar fields?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:12 No.5478179
    Y'know, I can imagine a BT Initiate talking like Snake.
    >In the battlefield, you must rely on your insticts, prey on the enemy, become the hunter.. not the hunted...
    >Yes Serpentis-sama~
    >Something on your mind, kid?
    >Serpentis... do you think love... can bloom? In the battlefield? Or in the shower?
    >Hrgh... Love.. can bloom? I- I guess so...
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:16 No.5478209
    Everything must be awkward. EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:17 No.5478217
    Also, one of them is actually a woman in disguise.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:18 No.5478228
    She'd die during the implanting process.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:22 No.5478267
    This sort of reminds me of a story I was thinking about, following the life of a young prince growing up in a warlike kingdom, only to be taken away along with many others by the Black Templars.
    He loses his remaining friends during training and then goes through centuries of war as an Initiate and Sword Brother.
    Eventualy he ascends to Marshal. One day his crusade passes his old homeworld. He decides to make planetfall. The planet has fallen to Chaos.
    He purges it and builds a new fortress-monastery over his old home castle.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:23 No.5478279
    Not if she's manly enough.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:25 No.5478296
    The older pupils will do crazy stuff to impress their chosen younger partner. Like eating forks or simply being awkward teenage bullies.

    >Everything must be awkward. EVERYTHING.

    BLUSHING MARINES! EVERYWHERE! Awkward confessions! Holding hands behind the heavy weapon range! Roll on your reaction table to see if your fellow student glancing at your chosen one's enough to warrant beating him up!
    Your choosen one is homesick and crying! do something stupid to cheer him up!
    Being alone in the emperor's shrine - does he approve of what he sees?
    ect. ect.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:26 No.5478303
    Oh god this shit is even hetter than High School Progenium
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:27 No.5478315
    So Strawberry Panic, Black Templar style?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:28 No.5478322
    Even better: Azumanga Daioh with Black Templars
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:28 No.5478330
    Pretty much.
    >> Captain Failmore Oh Shit He's Back 08/16/09(Sun)14:31 No.5478362
    jesus christ what the fuck is that shit
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:31 No.5478365
    That means we need to bring in two other chapters, then.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:32 No.5478375

    Pretty much. Only with about 70% of your fellow students being feral worlders.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:33 No.5478385
    Your origins hardly matter as you WILL be made into a templar anyway.

    To make it more fitting, one could say the focus group of Neophytes have all been drawn from Feudal Worlds.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:40 No.5478470
    All we need now is that the Crusade they are part of is allied to the Sisters.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:45 No.5478522
    Why does this work so damn weeeeeelllll!?!?!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:49 No.5478557
    Because the Neophytes start trainign as prepubecent boys
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)14:57 No.5478631

    as long as I get my lesbian bondage nuns (aka bolter bitches) I am happy
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:00 No.5478650
    Pedophilic lesbian bondage nuns.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:00 No.5478653
    This calls for a crossover with Pretty Marine shota scouts
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:02 No.5478670
    Better - with the actual Pretty Marines themselves.
    Who are shocked to realise the fabulously bishie Nophytes eventualy become the grizzled Initiate and Sword Bretehren
    >> Fuuka ♥ 08/16/09(Sun)15:05 No.5478693
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    ...I want to read Space Marine Yaoi..
    >> Captain Failmore Oh Shit He's Back 08/16/09(Sun)15:06 No.5478697

    you're a bunny, you can't read
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:07 No.5478707
    Why is no one writefagging this shit?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:08 No.5478711

    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:08 No.5478716
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    this idea seems somewhat familiar
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:11 No.5478741
    Battle Brother Josh stuck his dick in Brother George's pooper. They had gay buttsex all night, they even squicked slaanesh out.


    check. please?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:12 No.5478748
    The brother captain suddenly tensed up as he felt the rugged tongue of his battle-brother sliding over his taint. He could feel the corrosive saliva tingle as the marine worked his tongue higher, inserting it slowly into the Captain's anus.
    The space marine hurried up the procoess of lapping up the Captain's smooth buttocks and the rim of his most revered lovehole. He could barely believe the glory he was granted as he pushed his tongue deep into the sacred deapths~
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:14 No.5478769
    Highscool 40k, High Schola Progenum, Faulty Kai and This are very different in structure.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:19 No.5478800
    I always find it disturbing that the Wych has pretty much the exact outfit of one of the girls in my prom.
    She was a huge feminazi prude.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:22 No.5478818
    That armour in the OPs pic is badass. The proportions seem to be right for once, or at least close.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:22 No.5478820
    You'd get laughed out of the dance hall for wearing something like that to our prom-equivalent over here. Or if not laughed, at the very least escorted out following some very nasty looks.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:24 No.5478829
    It also looks too horribly like polysterine/bad fiberglass.
    Shoulda made it from metal.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:28 No.5478848
    Where the hell do you live? China?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:32 No.5478877
    Our version of the "prom" is a mass-choreography of classical dances, combined with an aspect of NO MY DRESS MYST BE THE FANCYEST.
    Then again, all the guys show up in black tuxedos. Save for about 1 in 50 who has a white one. And 1 in 200 who decides to be a smartass and wears a kilt or some shit.
    And there is a mass audience made up of parents, siblings, teachers, former students, random people etc.

    It's really quite fun. In a sort of militaristic way.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:44 No.5479014
    Then comes the motorbike riding classes at a highway and the teacher says "First of all, I don't want any of you to ride when you are high".Suddenly, Doomrider pass through while screaming COCAAAAAAAAAINE
    Then comes the strategy classes:
    Teacher: How do you gain an advantage when you are being rushed by Nids?
    Student 1: Use tactical geniu.....
    At the school board of directors meeting:
    Principal: I propose the idea of using a commissar to enforce discipline on our raw recruits.
    Someone: I know a certain someone who might fit that role.His name is commissar Cain.

    Someone got any idea what happens next?
    >> Fuuka ♥ 08/16/09(Sun)15:44 No.5479022
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    But.. then how am I using 4chan?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:46 No.5479047
    Eh, why would the Black Templars recuit a comissar when they can just have a few Initiates or a Chaplain do it?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:49 No.5479082

    silly rabbit, 4chan is for kids
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:50 No.5479096
    In finland, prom is srs bizniz
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:56 No.5479169
    Given the thread on Finnish RPGs, I think it'd be easier to list the things in Finland that AREN'T serious business.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)15:57 No.5479186
    Because Initiates or a Chaplain might not know the word cover and the idea of hiding when being outnumbered and outgunned.Someone else other than a commissar might also fit that role.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:00 No.5479223
    -suicide (divided, to some it's srs, to others it's "the fag deserved to die")
    -wife beating (Amnesty International keeps complaining about it)
    -movies (finnish movies in general are crap and are not to be taken srsly here)
    -eurovision (Lordi, lol)

    I really can't think of many other things. Well, maybe football.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:01 No.5479240
    That's essentaly exactly what the Initiates are supposed to do. Teach the Neophytes how not to die.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:01 No.5479245
    Fucking Christ you guys, don't make another retarded comic strip of nerd drama please?

    I can't handle all the dumb here
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:02 No.5479265
    It's not an academic enviroment, it's more the teachings passed down from Knight to Squire.

    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:05 No.5479309
    What about Nightwish?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:08 No.5479340
    It's srs. The amounts of SRS BIZ that swapping the singer started... oh boy.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:14 No.5479401
    More like a robin to his batman
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:15 No.5479411
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:31 No.5479537
    Finland - Serious, bitter dudes in saunas.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:33 No.5479556
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:34 No.5479568
    very true.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:37 No.5479600
    And Scriptarius.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:38 No.5479616
    Have you noticed how he treats every question in his threads as a serious one?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:41 No.5479655
    he said "ask me anything" and he meant it.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:49 No.5479733
    Finnish srsness.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)16:53 No.5479760
    Damn right he did. I mean look at his latest thread. I think ti has 4 actual conversion related questions and like 30 unrelated ones.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:10 No.5479904
    Initiate Cassius clutched his lectern as he addressed the squad of Neophytes. 'And yet,' he continued, rage burning in his eyes, 'some in the Imperium work against the holy work of mankind, not malevolently as a psyker or a heretic, but because of easier sins to commit.'

    Neophyte Petraeus squirmed inside his armour. He knew what was coming. He glanced over at Catiline, but saw not a flicker of emotion in his handsome face. Even the newest squad members from the feral world they had just left were silent, their usual grunting and chanting had ceased.

    'These reprehensible souls,' Cassius continued quietly, 'commit sins of omission. And the first among these is... SLOTH!'

    Everyone looked at everyone else, except Petraeus, too ashamed to look anyone else in the eye.

    'The Emperor has set us all tasks which we must execute! Some are gifted with personal missions, others through the government of the Imperial bureaucracy. When a priest sees a vision of the Emperor, that is no more and no less his command than when a Sergeant orders his squad to attack! Even you recieve orders from the Emperor. And it is one of you who has committed this sin today!' Cassius held up the holo-parchments they had handed in the week before. Essays on the Aspect Warriors of the flithy Eldar. 'One in this squad has cheated in his essay. He has not completed his task. He has cheated the Emperor of toil rightly due him, and he has also cheated himself of the knowledge of these deadly xenos. If, some day, he falls to their hands, it will be his fault alone, for he knew not whereof he thought. I am disgusted with him. His shall be a harsh punishment, but one which shall grieve me, for to see one of my pupils go against the Emperor is the worst betrayal for any Magister.'
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:13 No.5479921
    He put the essays down and sighed. There were tears running down his battle-scarred face. Then they were boiled away by the fire in his eyes as he roared, 'Not one traitor have we amongst us today, Squad Cassius, but two. For another most deadly sin is that of abetting another sinner. It may have seemed innocent, but the fact remains that another Neophyte lent him an essay to copy. Truly, he who aids a sinner is as repugnant as the crime committed. And now, it is my solemn duty to announce the name of the two Neophytes who have fallen short in their duty. They are Petraeus and Catiline. Please stand, gentlemen.'

    The room was silent. Then the creaking of their benches was unnaturally loud as they stood, the rest of the squad goggling at them.

    'Why?' asked Cassius. 'Are we not brethren before the Emperor? Do we not all share his tasks? Will we not fight alongside each other in the Crusade? How can you stand against the rest of the Chapter in this way?'

    Petraeus felt sick. He stared at the boots of his armour and wished the floor of the teaching cell would open him up. Still he managed to glance over at Catiline. He stood, as noble as ever, standing tall and facing front, undaunted by his punishment.

    'Come forward, men,' ordered Cassius. He stepped from behind his lectern, their essays in one hand, the other removing the cover from the table next to it. Revealed was a tall metal cauldron on an antique therm-stone, the water bubbling and boiling ferociously. 'Will you help yourselves, Neophytes? Confess and explain, and I can order you a lighter penance. Which of you lent, and which copied? It is the duty of the Emperor's warriors to seek out sin.'

    Petraeus could hold it within him no longer. 'I did it, Initiate,' he cried, 'I copied Catiline's essay. Please don't make him face the ordeal, Initiate, it was all my idea and I'm very sorry and I won't do it again, it's just that I had extra cleaning duty that week and-'
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:15 No.5479951
    'Petraeus,' said Catiline quietly. 'It's all right. I copied you, and we both know it. My apologies, Initiate. I am ready for my ordeal.'

    Cassius frowned. 'Why you have done this, the pair of you, is beyond me. But you have confessed. Very well. Recite the Sinner's Canticles, and then I shall drop your essays in this cauldron. Fetch them out and a Servitor shall bind your scalded flesh. If after three days you are healed, the Emperor will have given you no further punishment. If you are still marked, I will order further penance on his behalf.'

    Petraeus gulped, a stone in his throat, as he and Catiline began the familiar syllables of the Sinner's Canticle and Cassius held their holo-parchments over the cauldron.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:19 No.5479976
    Thank you. Now I'm imagining Scriptarius in a sauna.

    I think I caught the gay.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:20 No.5479996
    God damn you /tg/ I am never playing my black templars the same way....
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:21 No.5480007

    Everyone's gay for Scriptarius, there's no shame in it.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:26 No.5480051
    I caught it when he posted a photo of himself topless. Strangely enough it was actually a topic related post.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:27 No.5480066
    Awesome writing dude
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:34 No.5480116
    God Damnit. Why is Doomrider so awesome.

    Everyone else is being a fag, meanwhile in the darkness of the school auditorium, FUCKING DOOMRIDER is mainlining acid and EATING HANDFULLS of cocaine.

    Fuck. I'm getting a Doomrider tattoo.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:34 No.5480117
    IIRC he built a glass-wall sauna in his apartment. In another thread he mentioned using it several times every week.

    Enjoy the mental image.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:35 No.5480134
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    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:39 No.5480171
    I remember the photo of his sauna
    It was fairly cool looking, especialy seeing how he desinged/partialy built it himself.
    I wonder if anyone saved those photos of his apartment?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:40 No.5480183
    This thread is almost everything wrong with /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:54 No.5480278
    Thanks. I hope the fluff is OK, I'm a bit out of date with 40K.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)17:57 No.5480309
    PIX NAO!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:00 No.5480334
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    While waiting, I shall show some pictures of my own sauna.
    Not some queer Swedish or American (sorry, but it's true) warmroom, but a real sauna.

    Shower section with lights on.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:01 No.5480345
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    Turning the camera to the left, a peek into the sweat sanctum itself.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:02 No.5480351
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    Same angle with ''mood'' lights on.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:04 No.5480367
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    Inside the sauna, right corner. Notice the upper most tile over the kiuas. There's a picture of a birch tree, but it's hard to see.
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:04 No.5480371
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    Coll sauna, brah
    I'd take new pics of mine but as you know our battle brother are stationed in spess- I mean, my camera is broken.

    You can see my sauna in the back, it's not huge but has little mood light things in the ceiling. Also as already mentined, full glass front wall.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:05 No.5480376
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    Closer look on the three tiles. Upper most; The Birch tree, middle; stars and the lowest; deeps of an ocean/abyss.
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:06 No.5480380
    Oh shit more pics? Love those glass tiles there.
    Btw is that thermometer light-up or does it just look like it is?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:07 No.5480390
    /tg/ - High School, Saunas, Gayness
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:07 No.5480394
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    Pic from the left corner. Damn the picture's bad, sorry.

    Niiiice, shame there's no more pics :,(
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:08 No.5480407
    In finland, everything is white/blue?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:11 No.5480429
    Thermometer's lights are up yep.

    I'd go and take moar pictures, but my piece of shit N93 died on me while uploadin the latest pics of my minis.
    Trust Finland, Trust Nokia, BULLSHIT.
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:12 No.5480436
    It gets the job done. You can fit 3 people in it, making it great for a night with friends.
    Btw - archway door = pimptastic.
    My choise on that was based on the image of lake in the winter. And the finnish flag.
    I can be an artsy fag at times, yes.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:14 No.5480455
    Well... Yeah when you think of it. During winter the sky is deep blue and the earth is white, whilst during the summer the sky is white with clouds and lakes are blue.

    Plus it looks kick ass in a bathroom. I thought about black/white diamond shapes, but nature seemed like a better theme at the time.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:15 No.5480461
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    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:16 No.5480474
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    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:20 No.5480503
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    HAHA! Admech rituals have revived my camera!
    Sauna interior
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:21 No.5480509
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    lol wall
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:24 No.5480539
    Your camera should get a purity seal by now.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:27 No.5480558

    Neat, did you mention earlier about lights, what kind of lights does it have during bathing?
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:34 No.5480620
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    My camera is unable to take good pics in that low light, but it looks something like this, only softer.
    It's actually pretty sexy, because if you turn off all the other lights, the glass wall becomes a one-way mirror, making the inside of the sauna seem twice as big.
    Sitting there and drinking a glass of wine feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:35 No.5480630
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    But guuuuuysss where do the Tyranids fit into all this?
    >> awkwardfag 08/16/09(Sun)18:38 No.5480652
    Okay I've held this in long enough and I'm sorry... I just can't keep this welled inside me any longer.

    Isn't sauna kinda.. Gay? Inna way? You know, it is a kinda.. weird place to socialice.
    Or is it just a cultural thing? Is it like OKAY for all Scandinavians?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:42 No.5480682
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    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:44 No.5480703
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    Nothing gay about saunas brah. They are 100% non-sexual places (sex in the sauna is rare, at least as far as I know)
    In finland, a vihta (essentialy a bunch of leafy birch twigs tied in a bundle) is used in a sauna to (at times rather violently) beat other people in the sauna to promote blood flow and make it smell nice in there.
    To the uninitiated it probably looks like a makeshift cat-o-nine tails.
    >Pic related. We hit eachother with these in small rooms around 100 degreed centigrade while naked.

    The moar you know
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:47 No.5480725
    In Finland, the average MANLY MAN would probably seem borderline hard gay to some.
    Sitting naked in a small room with other men is MANLY. Not gay. Wearing tight pants and piercings is gay. Like, goddamn gay pride faggot gay.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:49 No.5480751
    Besides, getting ''It'' on in there is a fucking challenge itself. Halfway the action you're either going to go limb from the exhaustion or pass out.
    The More You Know!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:51 No.5480764
    I.. uh... I really don't know how to feel about this.
    Goddamn that thing looks PAINFUL.
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:53 No.5480795
    That, and the potential risk of slipping and landing balls first on the hot stones.
    The times I tried it, the major probles was indeed getting exhausted from the heat, and the damn sweat to a lesser extent.
    Also hard wood isn't really the best thing to have sex on. Although that's more related to the position.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:55 No.5480810
    Feels good man.

    The only bad thing bout my sauna is the location of my house... Not withing an usable lake to dive into. The fucker's a 200 meters away. During winter it doesn't matter, since there's the snow. But maaan, do I miss my granpa's one. Build to fucking float in the water of Saimaa.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)18:56 No.5480828
    You niggers better remember this thread for when the FFG Space Marine RPG comes out.

    I want Maid/Space Marine crossovers aplenty next August.
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)18:59 No.5480855
    Sounds bitching.
    My summer house has 2 saunas, one inside (large) and one by the lake (small barrel-sauna)
    Lake + sauna = massive win.
    It doesn't hurt really, unless all the leaves fall off, which is a sign of a bad product anyway.
    Honestly you can put some major hitting power into using one of those. It feels awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:01 No.5480879
    ITT we pretend that getting naked and sweaty with a bunch of other men, then whipping each other, isn't in the least bit gay.
    >> Scriptarius 08/16/09(Sun)19:02 No.5480894
    In Finland, it isn't.
    >I think one could make some kind of soviet russia joke here, but that wouldn't really be historicaly accurate
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:04 No.5480913
    >So there I was, mouth full of some stranger's cock - no, it's not gay, I was in Turku...
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:05 No.5480917
    ITT - gayness
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:08 No.5480945
    That's right people, being NAKED in the same room as other NAKED people is ALWAYS sexually themed/oriented happening.

    You heard it here first!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:14 No.5480990
    In united states of america, nudity sexes you
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:16 No.5481007
    People complaining about communal showers being gay are closet gays.

    Just sayin'. Real men aren't afraid of getting naked.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:18 No.5481017

    >accidentally hinted that homosexuals aren't real men.

    Man, it's easy to come off as homophobic.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:19 No.5481024
    >Isn't sauna kinda.. Gay? Inna way? You know, it is a kinda.. weird place to socialice.
    >Or is it just a cultural thing? Is it like OKAY for all Scandinavians?

    Ah, don't make me tell ya about those faggot americans who would wear swimming trunks in a public bath in fucking Japan. I mean - there's so much fucking dick around ya that another one just sort of fades into the background.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:21 No.5481041
    You should see our bathhouse saunas. NAKED SWEATY WHIPPING. NOW EN MASSE.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:22 No.5481049
    ITT the gay agenda is proven real as they 'come out' in support of wedge issues like all-male naked sweaty whipping.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:27 No.5481084
    ITT finland scares away foreigners so they can be bitter amongst themselves
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:28 No.5481097
    Naked, sweaty and bitter.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:36 No.5481167
    and serious
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:51 No.5481317
    High School -> gayness -> high school -> finland -> saunas -> gayness
    Only on /tg/ - Truly General
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:54 No.5481345
    Excuse me who ever said it was ALL-MALE?
    Whe have sweaty naked girls in here too to whip.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:56 No.5481363
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    And how.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:57 No.5481371
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    Finland, Finland, Finland, the counthry where I want to be...
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:58 No.5481377
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    Finland is the country for me
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)19:59 No.5481379
    >No girls and the all relationships are platonic.
    Are you talking about saunas?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)20:02 No.5481403
    No homo.

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