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    280 KB Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)18:37 No.5456241  
    Are there any Angry Psykers?

    Do they tap into warp? Or waaaaagh? Or Waaaaaaghrp?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)18:50 No.5456366
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    Seriously, I need to know about ANGRY PSYKERS!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)18:52 No.5456377
    Angry Psykers tend to just explode in a cloud of expletives. Sorry bro.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)18:54 No.5456404
    Check the angry marines codex. Maybe there's a chapter librarian...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)18:54 No.5456406
    The warp channels angry psykers
    >> That one Techpriest 08/14/09(Fri)18:55 No.5456416
    There was a story I remember reading somewhere on here about an Angry Pysker that was utterly powerful since he was so pissed.

    He also painted his gear Red since he was near a Speed Freak weirdboy and the idea of "Red Makes you go faster" got hardwired into his mind.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)18:58 No.5456461
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    I'm not a 40kFag, but aren't librarians supposed to be quiet?

    Excuse me sir, could you keep your voice down.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)19:02 No.5456506
    No. Librarians are those Astartes who possess the psyker gene. They are trained to use that talent to assist the chapter and are usually the studious keepers of the chapter records. I kinda imagine the Angry Marine Librarian as someone who is so angry he came out the other side and is now a perfectly reasonable chap prone to exploding in a towering inferno of power.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)19:11 No.5456609
    The Angry Librarian is a seething mass of sheer fury. He visably shakes with rage just looking at him. When you address him he will respond in a calm, quiet, polite voice with a large clenched grin. They and they alone know the true injustice of the galaxy. They are denied all comforting thoughts that keep most men sane, but they endure because fuck if they're gonna let a goddamn pansy thing like absolute futility stop them. It just makes them angrier.
    The Angry Marines keep their Librarians mostly in reserve. This isnt because they are weak, rather the opposite. The Angry Marines don't like how the Librarians get all the fucking kills. The fact that they don't see much combat just pisses off the Librarians all the more.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)21:41 No.5457959
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)21:44 No.5457975
    All Psykers are angry psykers! There's a whole fucking Warp trying to rape it's way into their heads!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)21:44 No.5457978
    This is win.

    >because fuck if they're gonna let a goddamn pansy thing like absolute futility stop them.
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)21:45 No.5457988
    So Angry Librarians literally "HATE YOU TO DEATH!"
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)21:47 No.5458007
    Like every good son of the Imperium
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)21:50 No.5458040
    Angry Librarian Power: DIE YOU FUCKER! When used, any single target of the angry librarian takes 1 die of wounds, no save, but on a roll of 4+ the librarian dies instantly.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)21:55 No.5458091
    Man, hating you to death doesnt even do this justice. Angry Librarians are the goddamn powerhouses of the Psyker world. Demons are terrified of these fuckers. Perils of the goddamn warp? Demons lurking just beyond the depths like a bunch of fucking cowards? Chaos gods? FUCK THAT PUSSY SHIT!
    What regular Angry Marines do to the bodies of their enemies Angry Librarians do to the fucking warp itself. They will tear out the intestines of the immateriam and use it as a fucking condom while they skullfuck the hole in reality left in the smoking crater where their enemies were a minute ago.
    I assure you, my good man, being hated to death is a mercy demons, xenos and heretics PRAY for when facing down an Angry Librarian.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)22:06 No.5458195
    I feel bad for astropaths nearby.
    "It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly drowned out by a single furious curse!"
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)22:43 No.5458525
    Bump for more Angry Librarian fluff.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)02:02 No.5460285

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