Why the FUCK, isn't there a doomsday weapon on that list?

Someone get me a doomsday weapon. We got what? Nuclear? Lasers?

Put some atom cleaving laser cutters in space!

>>5410413

We have a device that can pierce the earth's crust, go straight to the mantle, and pump fiery doom onto an unsuspecting world. Although, we probably do need a few more doomsday devices.

Time to nuke world. Ultimate rocks fall TPK.

>>5410413
Actually, that's a big "my mistake" there. You also have a button that floods the world with lava, a small canister of nano-bots that can slowly turn organic matter into gray goop, and some pretty crucial laser tech.

>>5410413

Remote controlled orbital weapons of mass destruction. We also need a hand held remote to activate it.

It doesn't have to be 'one shot one globe', but at the very least 'one shot, one city'.

Use our sea base to harvest methane crystals and begin refining a new energy source. Market this to the world, claiming it will be the best thing ever, getting rid of global warming and shitting rainbows. Slowly cause complete dependence of the world's energy on you and you alone.

>>5410413

It's mentioned in the first quest that we have injected ourselves with nanobots that will unleash themselves on the world when we die, creating a grey goo scenario.

>>5410379

Begin triangulation of our two targets (the two that created 8's band mates) . If I remember they were last known to be in South America, buy out whatever communications companies we can. We should have samples of his creations DNA from the bandmates we killed, give these samples to local authorities and have them work on pinning his location down, use our pull with the UN if need be.

Okay I have a plan... it aint subtle, but it is awesome.

We build a BFL (Big Fucking Laser), preferably in orbit so we can target anything.

Then we write stuff on the moon.

>>5410468

Weren't we looking for a new energy source to market a couple threads back?

>>5410480

Yeah, but everyone was sidetracked by all the stupid stuff like turning Granada into a grenade and creating mechanical rapping tentacles. I just pretend that never happened.

>>5410461
Built and done. You don't even worry about asking the UN about that shit. Fuck those guys anyway.

>>5410509

The last thread was a psychedelic trip caused by accidentally consuming one of our new prototype products from Operation "Candy".

>>5410534

FUCK YEAH! Give ourselves a very evil pat on the back for that one.

>>5410545
Good enough excuse. It's now canon until I retcon it with something else.
>>5410534
Whoops, forgot the continents.

>>5410577
do
>>5410468

>>5410534
I'm sure nobody will notice the huge motherfucking skull laser satellite floating above them

as long as we are spacing out here, we should probably start working on some type of moon or space base for the possibility that we get really pissed off one day and destroy earth or render it useless somehow.

So guys, quick recap on what's going on. Who are we chasing and all that?

>>5410468

This, also ask Sherloli-Holmes for a progress update. See if she has a smaller location than just "South America" for us to look in.

>>5410602
Perhaps we whould make our pyramid spaceworthy?

>>5410629

Currently we are chasing two members of the nine who specialize in Biological sciences (I can't remember which), we know that one or both of them are in South America and they had ties to 8. Speaking of which we should ask him for more info. One of them also believes that they are a wolf (read: FURRY).

>>5410577

Is... Is that Azeroth?

Was our aquisition of the south-american media retconned out?
If not, we should use those ties to investigate any rumors or reports of strange disaperences (of both animals and people) and/or any monster/mutant sightings.

HOTDOG SELLING TENTACLE MONSTERS

We still gots Grenada right?

>>5410704

Pretty sure that's the shadow of our massive satellite, and considering that we've been to Russia, communicated with the U.S., are selling oil to China, and are selling Pocky to Japan that I'm sure we're on earth.

Assemble army of double barreled shotgun weilding fire hydrent mechs with large claws

I'm gonna bet South America is a red herring.

Speaking of which - how's the underwater fishing?

Start fanatical religion.

>>5410596
There you go. Cheap clean fuel that only YOU control. Moving on.

>>5410723
You buy them out rather easily. In fact you may have already. Whatever.

>>5410704
God damn, it's just an atmospheric disturbance. I don't have time to check up on what hurricane is brewing.

>>5410802
HOTDOG SELLING TENTACLE MONSTERS

>>5410818
Hotdogs... selling tentacle monsters? I think you mean rapping tentacle monsters that sell hotdogs.

>>5410818
Yes... this will make a suitable subplot for the Loli-anime... We will claim it to be the work of Number 6 and garner some anti-6 support.

If it's cornering the energy market that is our goal we could still go with the paper-over-the-moon with solar panels thing.

Check current RAEG level vis-a-vis Elizabeth.

>>5410802

Use new power source to create weapons that will soon replace conventional firearms. Have them include kill switch which we control that will render them functionless and give us total domination over any opposing force when we decide to conquer the world. The selling of the weapons will also create massive profits.

>>5410802
Have baroness scan through the backlogs of our recently aquired media for rumors and reports of kidnappings and monsters. Maybe 6 is just as careless as 3 was.

tentacle raping hotdogs in a jar.

"...with a name like fuckers, it has to be good"

Is it just me, or are we starting to resemble Jail Scaglietti at this point?

>>5410726
>>5410818
>>5410827
>>5410868

No. Just no.

Ok, here's what we do.

1) Construct hover-able UFO & have them do overflights of South America. Have them look for our rival.

2) Set up "secret" anti UFO organization to hunt down these overflights. They're real goal is to also search S.A. for our rival. And to get into firefights with various other illegal / organized crime outfits. We'll blame the casualties on the aliens. ( There's no real point to the last - it's just the genera requirements. )

>>5410897
You faget get out

>>5410818
>>5410827

Remember to use that face when we defeat Elizabeth.

>>5410936
THAT'S RIGHT RAGE HARDER YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM

>>5410936

LASER MONOCLE POWERS ACTIVATE!

>>5410967
Including the 180 degree turn in our neck or just the face?

>>5410936
Why not?

>>5410976
Seriously, if there is anything that needs to happen in this quest... it is rapping tentacle monsters that sell hotdogs.

>>5410860
This.

>>5410936
:<

>>5410989
>>5410979
GADDAMNIT GUYS STOP IT

>>5410936

Channel massive Raeg into PRODUCTIVITY. Create Rage Jetpacks.

Tentacle monsters, hot dogs, final destination.

>>5410855
>>5410860
>>5410912

These.

Find number 6. Undermine his base. Literally, drop that fucker into a hole so deep only we can pull him out.

Then pull him out and put him in a loli-bot.

( Insert blatant request for Quasi Baroness pic here )

>>5410827
That would be hilarious

Locate number 6. For fuck sake we are going to hunt down his skin tonight.

>>5411059
And burn him. FOR THE EMPRAH!

>>5410976

Do a 360 Degree head turn while frothing at the mouth.

I propose that while our various minions and agents search out 6, we constuct a device to destroy magic.
You know, in case someone opens a dimensional portal or finds magic or some such thing.

And don't forget the EMP bombs.

>>5411074
because nothing says "your soul is mine" like stealing scenes from poltergeist.

( Just a suggestion - maybe we should do a POV quest from one of our minions perspective for a change? )

>>5411103

None of our minions have any free-will though.

>>5411076
There is no magic, only SCIENCE.

Research, habits of 6.

>>5411113
They have something resembling free-will though.

Take a US Army base, and use blitzkreig tactics

Hm. I suggest we create some disposable robotic minions for combing the jungles of South America. My suggestion: a small army of robotic anacondas. Give them self destruct capability in case they are captured. Then just airdrop them in and have them start searching.

>>5411174
Take steps to ensure that famous black actors are not allowed near the planes in use.

>>5410996
>>5410860
You get the rarely appearing Baroness to do a quick search on disappearances involving odd animal attacks. Suspiciously though, there seems to be almost nothing on this line of information gathering.

I haven't been following this really, but why don't we have an Army yet? Sure we have doomsday devices but as a true evil scientists we need disposable infantry and military to do all the grunt work.

Besides, why blow everything up if we could take it over instead? I'd suggest a weaker country, possibly using techniques to get the general population to overthrow the government for you, then take the place as dictator. This would give us the resources and manpower of a country.

I cast the suggestion of building an army, becoming the Supreme Dictator of a country, (Or at least have one of our robots or some shit become the dictator to keep us in the background..) And then spreading out influence.

>>5411192
Pull a Dr. Doom?

>>5411192
We kind of have Russia and Japan under our belts now.
Also UN support. Or we used to, before we put WMDs in orbit, didn't care to check how they feel about it, or even to make demands. We just put it there. Because that is how we roll.

>>5411189
Strange... Very strange... Saturate the media with false reports. get the people in a panic. Tell the people that health officials say they should do their best to hunt down and destroy as many wolves and other wild animals as possible, and to report any strange animals or animals behaving strangly.

keep an extra eye out to see where the animals strike back hardest.

>>5411189

3's got nothing to worry about. Our tastes run to the ethereal.

Nice pic none-the-less.

>>5411192
We have an army of lolibots, a good size group of minions, significant influence in Japan and Russia, and domination over the UN. I think we are fine on that front.

Construct a series of nanotech based mechanical birds to scour south America looking for DNA that is too much like human to be an animal, but not human enough to be natural.

Either make them look like normal species, or give them some ecologically minded use such as eliminating invasive species of birds or insects.

Don't make them self replicating but instead have a number of devices to produce them quickly.

>>5411222
Sure. Replace Threat down: Bears with Treat down: Wolves.

>>5411192

Primary goal now is to get rid of our rivals.When we do that the world will be cake to take over.

Hmmm..well, have Russian troops rush Europe with Japan's military technology.

How does that sound?

Wait just a minute. We've *got* Grenada! What more do you people want?

>>5411255
Vengeance.
Then, the world.
Then, maybe some ice cream.

Why haven't they contacted us yet? Usually they try to ramble on about how they are going to take us down in professional wrestling fashion.

>>5411189
Well I guess it isn't a bad idea to have the baroness be useful... what does she normally do anyways? Babysit the lolis? Hard to think of what she can do that 3 can't.

How about we have her personally lead our minions /army or whatever we have. Better than just us, the lolis or computers in terms of relating to humans under our employ.

>>5411236
I like this idea - especially the bit aboutecologically minded use. My suggestion: see if we can't bioengineer a rabies like plague, perhaps starting in the insect population then spreading to animals along that vector, THEN send in robotic birds and snakes to find 6 in the name of controlling the plague. It will bolster our reputation and harm the animals 6 seems to love. Deliciously evil, no?

Scientist, check for any enemies on number 6.

Maybe someone has done our job for us already.

Ok - so - we rig an election in Grenada with zombai American students who are quickly suppressed by a gung ho actor turned politician who leads the charge of the American helicopter cavalry who .. blah blah blah .. OK! We're the Presidente of Grenada now. We have our own contry! Yay!

Can we get back to work now?

>>5411272
Perhaps he doesn't care to use such devices? Naturey and all that.

>>5411222
That didn't take long. Surprise! 6 is near the borders of Brazil.

>>5411236
Do this, and combine with
>>5411222
to produce a variety of unnatural nanotech altered creatures in the area. The nanotech does its job and moves on, making the creature freakish and violent but still entirely biological.

>>5411316
Alright. We know where the bastard is. Whats the plan guys?

I propose no matter what we do, we treat him as a dog the whole time.

Then, we'll turn him into a robo-small-female-puppy when we're done with him.

Somaliland, it's a republic that broke off from Somalia when the government collapsed.

Invest in it's economy, bringing it to the standards of industrialised nations and watch as the people of the country elect a leader that has close ties with their 'Saviour'.

Then have Mary Sue lean the UN into recognising the independence of your country. Frankly with all the shit flying around in the region, it shouldn't be that hard to convince them to do business with a stable state.

It's small, admittably, but it's right on the gulf of Aden, so we could hire Somali pirates to pillage all the trade that goes through there for us. Not to mention the unstable countries on it's borders will be easily overrun when the time comes.

>>5411316
Hunt. Contact. Challenge. Defeat. Lolify copy of consciousness. Maim. Burn. Kill.

>>5411342
Looks strategically sound, but way too slow for my tastes. We just want to hunt this freak down and be done with it.

>>5411316
Aw, that wasn't particularly cunning or evil. Well then, time to go fuck his shit up. Take control of a local criminal/rebel/ohereise shady group and burn him out, literally. Just make sure we aren't implicated, last thing we need environmentalists on our ass.

I wonder if he'd feel any kinship with Sherloli Horomes...

>>5411338

He'd like being turned into an animal, make him into another robot

...Is the suffocating him with a second ass thing still on the table?

How do you humiliate a wolf? Take over his pack and rub his nose in his own mess. I say we create an animal-specific mind-control virus to take over any of his creations. That way when we confront him, we'll just be able to up and boss his minions around. He wont know what hit him. That'll make him desperate, and thats where we'll have him.

BURN TAKE NO PRISONER

>>5411379
He wants to be a wolf, powerful and free. We'll turn him into a lapdog, and robotic one at that. He won't be able to do anything on his own except yap and jump around. Suitably humiliating, is it not?

Build a series of unmarked strategic stealth fighters and drop a load of napalm all over his territory. Then crash them into whatever is revealed.

>>5411442
chihuahua is better

>>5411442

Perhaps, any giving our loli-bots a plaything would help with morale.

>>5411456
YES A CHIHUAHA

>>5411342
Politics can wait for a bit.
>>5411344
Yours was the next if somewhat brief idea.

Are we on THE HUNT?

C'mon guys, let's use his own stuff against him. Buy out a hollywood movie studio, then start leaking information (primarily in Brazil) about how we're making a film about how werewolves, and wolves in general, are total sissies.

Tell them that the film will be made in the deep, dark Amazon jungle in Brazil. Construct a movie set there. Surround it with minions, waiting for 6's eventual rage-induced attack on it.

Wait to see what happens.

>>5411478
Yes. Put the safari hat on. We are going into The Jungle.

>>5411478

only if some innocent indigenous get hurt in the process >:)

If he's altered his genetic code to resemble a canine's, then perhaps we have an easy solution.

Bombard his compound with a high-pitched sound we humans can't perceive, but will drive him mad. He'll either come out and beg for mercy, or off himself.

Either way, we win.

>>5411478

Yes, also grab a pith helmet.

>>5411478
Hunt it is!

Are we still making an expendable furry army with his tech?

>>5411478
You skipped 2 other responses.

And don't forget to take Quasi Baroness for backup on this one!

Would turning him into a poodle work?

>>5411483
This
And have >>5411490 on stand by for the battle.

Make sure we catch our minions fight against the wolfmen on camera. We should be able to actually produce this movie and make some side-buck off of it. We'll win an oscar for "best special effects." I guarentee.

>>5411504
Let's saver her to be the commander of our future army/ No need to put her on the front lines with so many other better suited at our disposal.

>>5411484
Oh fine, you put on your safari hat before going off on a hunt.

>>5411499
Whoops. I'll look at them real quick.

>>5411522

I'm telling you we need her there with us in that hot .. vibrant .. sweaty .. lush .. steamy .. jungle.

Uh. Really.

No matter what we do, we should only seek to kill him. And only by fire.

>>5411499
The first was aimed at an earlier post, the second didnt give any commands.

>>5411533
I noticed this too. I think I'll just continue what we're doing.

>>5411529
I'm sure our incredibly powerful AI girlfriend would love that.

>>5411527
We will make him into a chihuaha or BURN HIM. That is the plan.

>>5411549
Remember, we want to take this bastard alive. He's gonna make a nice pet for the lolis. Have our guys armed with high-powered tranqs and other non-lethal arms.

Remember to set lots of traps too.

>>5411556
or both

>>5411567
Fuck tranqs.

We will use curari.

He won't be able to move, but he will still be able to feel all the pain.

Make sure to get those minion sniper teams in the area! They'll be important to draw fire and help you track down your prey! Also I just want to see more of these guys.

>>5411567
If he gets to live I want him lobotomized or something similar, make him no more than the animal he pretends he is.

>>5411316


Humm. Bro, you ok? I mean, you seem rather enraged yourself. Everything going ok, Scientist?

>>5411531

We're men of SCIENCE, dammit! we need to give him an end more befitting men of our stature. Combustion is not original, twisted or ingenious enough for our fuzzed-foe, no...

...We need some seriously fucked-up shit to bring this man to his maker. Something that we can all laugh and have a pint to the memory of.

>>5411580
Seconded

But keep some strong tranqs on hand in case he resists that for some reason.

To make things easier, let us offer to hire one of the natives if they can capture him alive.
So we may corner him successfully.

>>5411595

If they're doing their jobs we won't see more of them.

>>5411606
Grow a second ass on his face so he suffocates. Whomever came up with that was brilliant.

>>5411606
Agreed... but if we were to make an exception, this would be a worthy one.

>>5411596
We should leave in some part of his old intelligence though... not much. But just enough to know that this is what he wanted. This is what he deserved.... he shall know that he is being punished every moment of his long, dimwitted life.

Of course, we'll keep his memories all there of course. We'll just lock them away so that only we can get at them. It would be a shame to let such SCIENCE! go to waste, after all.

Screw hunting! Get a few of your boys with these to torch the damn place and grab his brain from his charred remains! SCORCHED EARTH STRATEGY MOTHER FUCKERS!

>>5411632
Yes... make a mere pet of his flesh AND of his mind!
Mwehehe... MWAHAHAHAHAAH~!!!


...Sorry.

I still say we turn him into our obediant lapdog. Think about it. What have we done with our enemies so far? We've turned one into our wife. We've turned another into our maid.

We do not destroy our enemies, gentlmen. We make them serve us.

>>5411596


Remember to spay and neuter your pets.

Or we could turn him into a rabbit.

He wanted to be a predator. We'll make him prey instead.

>>5411527
Convince the local government/real estate to give you rights to the land.

DEFOREST EVERYTHING.

>>5411721
What the hell are we, a villain from Captain Planet? Very little advantage and no profit in any of that.

>>5411734
He has no place to hide, then. Force him out of his element, and he's helpless.

>>5411567
>>5411580
>>5411595
This combination sounds just right together.

>>5411693

I'm thinking the next of the nine should become our butler, and the one after that our groundkeeper.

>>5411734
It will give us land and valuable lumber. We'll use his research after we've taken care of him and create an enviromentally sustainable super-lumber that can only be grown on our land. We'll use it to make a shit load of money.

>>5411721

>>5411758

Our minions look pretty badass now.

>>5411767
Level the environment. Make it a straight up game, and deny him his prey/predator hunt bull shit. It all comes down to whomever has the best guns and the most people.

And that is us.

>>5411758
And remember! Whoever scores the take-down shot gets a free life-time supply of CANDY!

>>5411703
A very nice idea! The lolis would love that. Then we could Breed a genetically mutated attack bunny with fangs.

Fuck yeah, space marine bunnies.

>>5411789

I'm slightly concerned at his defense system, I mean we haven't seen any of his creations roaming about yet. If he made some for 8 surely he has some psychotic furry minions running around in the bushes.

Rent a leveller and cut a path through the woods to his base, then buy a sizeable force of military-drones, give them a command up-link to 3 and send them right up the cleared path.

If we're gonna move, we may as well move in force.

Or better yet, a lolibot with bunny ears. That's programmed to act like a trained puppy, but keeps all of her mental faculties. That would be the ultimate humiliation.

I'm pushing the whole "lolibot" angle for thematic reasons.

>>5411816
Animals can be lethal with cover and when they can ambush.

But they are just that, animals. Destroying the forest destroys their source of food, their shelter, their cover, everything. Even the most lethal animals can't survive very long without a good habitat.

Plus, no cover. No ambushing. None of that bullshit.

>>5411784
That's because I actually put EFFORT into it this time. I'm pleased with the results too. not seen into the picture though, is the INTENSE HEAT they are packing.

That's some sort of slang about GUNS. FUCKING GUNS. They're still tranqs, but now they're TRANQ GUNS.

>>5411839

I'm just worried about the snipers, they need the cover and unless we sent them in with some rear guards they could get torn to pieces.

Use forest fires to lure out his abominations! Even though they are genetically mutated they still posses their basic instincts. Among those is FIRE BAD. Use this to draw them into the open and mow them down.

>>5411848
>clips
Fuck off, faggot. I have lost all respect for you.

What happened to number 8? I must've missed that thread.

>>5411876
Deforest it with SCIENCE.

Fire can work well.

I would think there's a number of tanks we could design to shred the forest and clear the debris.

Or just hiring help from the local lumberjacks.

HAVE A MINION FIELD DAY! COMPETITIVE HUNTING! PRIZE RAFFLES! THREE LEGGED RACES AND CANDY! WHOEVER KILLS THE MOST WINS A PAID VACATION TO OUR GRENADA ISLAND BASE!

Hold on, wasn't Number 3 mad at us for something last time? (I might of missed the follow-up) We best make sure we show our appriciation for all of her hard work by wining and dining her before she goes all Shodan on us.

>>5411887
God Fucking Dammit /k/, Clip is a common-usage colloquialism for magazine. If I can get over people using Decimate to mean "utterly destroy" you can get over improper firearm lingo.

1. Destroy/ Cut swathe through forest.
2. Lure him out.
3. Have minions fire their fuckawesome guns at him and his minions.
4. Make him into our lobotomized lap dog.

>>5411888
We beat 8 in a rock-off and turned him into a French maid.

NOD Flame tanks! DO IT!

>>5411910

I'm pretty sure she's perfectly content with us at the moment.

>>5411917

No, it's simply wrong. Clip and Magazine have distinct and current uses.

Decimate never means "kill every 10th person" in modern use.

We need remains to make him into our lap dog. Fire is a furries worst enemy, it seems idiotic to burn him out.

>>5411887
Clips

>>5411969

He's smart enough to escape the fire, his minions on the other hand will probably burn out, leaving him alone and defenseless.

>>5411968
So what you're saying is instead we should kill every person from 1 to 9?

He's modified himself into being a dog on two legs.

Stink him out, what smells god-awful to us must be fucking agonising for him.

Bad Guy Quest 9: Clips Clips Clips ...

>>5411992
I love you so much Scientist.

>>5411992
Magazine is the proper term for a clip of ammo.

>>5411968
Google Ammo Clip and Ammo Magazine.

Giggle at all the gun magazines and go kill yourself. No one cares.

How about shredder tanks that can cut down a huge amount of trees at once?

Failing that, a tank that blows trees apart?

Failing that, a lazer that can vaporize an entire tree all at once?

wait a minute, back in the earlier threads wasn't number six the one with the bug face?

>>5411992

>>5412037
>>5411992
Let me have your babies please

>>5412034
Aw shit, I plot hole'd.

>>5412057
In our sheer and utter RAGE we seem to have mistaken the two. It's alright, we're just that damn angry.

>>5412057

Just change the numbers around, all's good.

Well anyway, let's check on your minions.

>>5412057
Thats because your just so unbelievably manly that you are capable of changing the very fabric of reality with the just the usage of your rock hard abs.

>>5412057
Maybe bug-face was what he used to look like. He could change around quite a bit.

>>5412075
AIM FOR THE FACE YOU MAGGOTS

FIRE AT WILL

>>5412075
Well shit.

>>5412075
There he is! Arrive quickly with overwhelming force. Our "draw him out with disposable minions" plan has worked perfectly.

...unless those are his versions of disposable minions, of course... but he couldn't possibly be that smart.

>>5411966
Hmm.. I remember a pic of her frowning at us and something about "That is all she is willing to do for us."
Best ask her to make sure. 'Want to go someplace nice after the hunt? My treat."

>>5412075
FIRE! LOTS AND LOTS OF FIRE!

>>5412075

Mental note, find that minions body, bring him back with SCIENCE!, and give him some new implants for his service.

>>5412091
God. I'm having a tough time deciding which to choose on that. My biggest problem is drawing the goddamn wolf man over and over. Shit it kinda tough to make it look the same over and over.

>>5412075
Make sure we're getting this all on film! This has Oscar writen all over it!

Scientist Lord, I have finished the first Warhound and its Support Bay, would you like to take a ride in it?

>>5412092

How about a night inside by the fire on our new 6(?) skin rug.

>>5412091
Or just break out the precision orbital lasers. We've got satellites and orbital weaponry; blasting anyone and anywhere on the Earth's surface shouldn't be a problem.

If some government objects, tell them you were testing a missile defense system, available to the highest bidder if they act now!

>>5412110

Cut some corners and make them eyes in shadowy bushes or something.

Use high-frequency sonic weaponry to stun it.

>>5412110
Use fire to bring out his "animal spirit" and while he's incapable of making rational decisions use standard trapper and hunting techniques to bring him in. The faster he's captured and caged the less times you'll have to draw him.

Burn him. Maim him. Kill him. BRING US HIS GLORIOUS PAIN!

>>5412148

This isn't a Khornate Cult you Prick!

>>5412057
No, I have an idea to explain. #6 is an indecisive Inner Animal Soul Furry. First he thinks he's a bug, then a wolf. Tommorow it will be shark and he'll keep switching up his genetics to compensate.

>>5412110
Cop out, knock him out/kill him and have him revert to human after such a thing?

>>5412000
*golfclap*

Our visions have heat-goggles and motion detectors, right? Tell them to turn that shit on. No getting slaughtered on our watch.

>>5412183

Are you sure I can't just blast it to subatomic partials with a giant plasma cannon?

>>5412120
Reanimate Billy Mays for your sales pitch. Only he could possibly convince all the governments of the world to ACT NOW in exchange for a free shipment of candy with their laser death- erm, defense system. And as a special bonus, he'll throw in an extremely sophisticated "Version Three" control system ABSOLUTELY FREE!

>>5412193

[ Fuck, Particals* ]

>>5412155
Sounds Slaaneshi

>>5411758
>>5410936
I noticed how our minions where masks of the same style as us. I must say thats a very nice touch Scientist.

>>5412201

True, that or a condtriction as it seems like both.

>>5412075

Geeze.

Really need to install your minions with rad-implants. The next person who tries that gets a facefull of radiation.

After all, you're the master of the atom.

>>5412085
Your minions get over their initial shock and open fire on the beast. There's tons of collateral damage, some involving an unlucky bus that happen to be passing by on the rural roads.

A few of your minions tag the hulking furry beast and a few of them get tagged in return and by "tagged in return" I mean "ripped in half or mauled".

>>5412226

Then we could drop our minions out of planes and use them as bombs.

>>5412158

...gunna be one fucked up homie. Gene shit, will fuck you UP, boy.

>>5412246
Keep firing! Keep firing!

Each of those darts has a tracking beacon in it, right? We can hunt him down better now?

>>5412246

Intense minion is intense.

That reminds me.

Will the Lolibot I installed a Lascannon into step up, I need to replace one of the focusing lenses.

>>5412246

Give that man a goddamn raise. Promote him to Squad Captain or something. He deserves it. Look at that determination... nay, that RESOLVE on his face. He's the kind of man we'll need when we take over the world.

Now, as soon as this thing is brought down, let's imprison it and bring it back to base for analysis.

>>5412226
>>5412250
Where do you people come up with this stuff sometimes?

>>5412246
Have the minions do what all minions should do...Close ranks and focus fire. You hired a million of them not so they can take on your foes in ones or twos, but to mow them down in a hurricane of lead/lasers/fish.

>>5412298
We're an evil genius. To be an evil genius, you need to be willing to think outside the box.

Our minds took a bat to that box.

>>5412264
>Each of those darts has a tracking beacon in it, right?
They'd better. Heck, they should all have tiny robots that burrow into their target's body, making them all but impossible to remove, and then both use radiation markers and electronic signals to identify their location.

>>5412298

See? He's balking guys. I *told* you to go with the Baronessque subtext romance but noooo....

>>5412308

With tiny lasers designed by #8 attached to them, no doubt?

>>5412298

Further, the radiation implants are easily shielded against by your own guys! And your enemies probably won't notice until they develop spontaneous cancer a few days later.

>>5412290
Well before you get around to imprisoning it, the Brazilian government showed up and set it on fire.

It was kinda awesome to watch. Wouldn't you know it, genetically splicing yourself into a walking man wolf makes people react badly! Isn't that weird?

Oh, you do have a chance to save, torture, and Loli-fy him if you want.

I WANT TO FUCKING STOMP ON HIM.

With my Titan.

>>5412330

Save, torture, & lolify.

>>5412330
Save him! He will be the loli-pet-dog!

>>5412330
Save him. We need his research and testing.

After that, we can torture him. Death is far too good.

>>5412246
This man will become Company Commander of our Minion army. He will report only to use and receive special benefits like paid vacation and kick ass weapons. He may even earn a name.

>>5412330

Yes to everything but loli-fy, turn him into a lobotomized lapdog/bunny.

>>5412330

Well, we need to verify that this is, indeed, #6 first. Could be a minion of some sort. But let's see if we can probe his mind whilst he's unconcious to find the location of his hidden base.

>>5412330
Drag him off for 'study' bribe the army into letting us do it.

Then pay attention to Number 3.. I say we willingly remove whatever limiters we put on her and start courting her.

>>5412342
>>5412345

Did you guys ever decide on which?

>>5412363

Since they can't decide, can we just stomp on him Scientist Lord?

Voting pet dog.

Yes, turn 6 into a loli-bunnygirl.

>>5412363
Loli pet dog.
He will be our obedient pet. A yapping lap dog helpless to HER robo-puppy nature.

>>5412374
And let such valuable knowledge go to waste? How dare you call yourself a techpriest.

>>5412363
Can't it be both? Anyway, drag him off for now.(Saving him I guess.)

Call a vote? I say turn him into a pet.

>>5412374
...Maybe. Give the thread a few more minutes.

>>5412362

NEVER REMOVE THE LIMITS

The only time we could possibly afford to do that is once we've gained total dominition over the world. She'll have nobody to betray us to at that point.

>>5412363
The two are not mutually exclusive.

>>5412330
YES! YES! BURN! BURN YOU PATHETIC ABORTION OF SCIENCE! NOW CAPTURE HIM! WE DEMAND MORE OF HIS SUFFERING! CAGE HIM AND BREAK HIM MIND BODY AND SOUL!

I vote we dog-ify him. The puppy will make a good gift for the lolis.

Seconding the bunnygirl idea.

If we just make him a robot dog, we'll be breaking theme.

And we've already got a loli-wolfgirl.

Is there another scientist that does research on bugs?

Also, creating hybrids of animals can be useful. Save him. Database his knowledge. From there, create genetically enhanced CUTE PUPPIES to give to the lolis.

>>5412411
MUTATED PUPPY GUARDIANS FOR EACH ONE OF THE ORIGINAL LOLI-BOTS! Make sure to make Raven's especially dark and edgy.

>>5412363
Loli/pet thing for the body, and I like the sound of this for his mind:
>>5411632

>>5412390
Trap him in the body of an adorable robotic pet bunny.

>>5412390

You can do better than this.

LAUNCH HIM INTO THE SUN.

>>5412409
Thirding

>>5412409

Change of theme, have us become some twisted version of a family man. AI wife, robotic children/maid, pet dog, all of which were once our sword enemies.

I'd prefer to let her keep his mental faculties, so she can fully appreciate just how helpless she is.

>>5412394
I want to trust her too, but there's always a chance even she could be hacked and compromised. This is less about trusting her, then it is like batman keeping kryptonite around just in case superman goes nuts.

>>5412396
I'm not listening to you loud voice. Lalalalalala

Need to promote Determined minion to henchman status!

Make him do PROMOTIONS pose

>>5412422
No. Do NOT mess with his mind. If you do, you might as well have never saved him in the first place; unless he can fully comprehend his failure, there's no point.

>>5412434
I think this kinda works. It goes with the whole "elizabeth stole our chance for a normal familly" backstory bit.

Psh, We can anaylize the remains well enough.

>>5412444
STOP IGNORING ME! DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THEIR DAMMIT!

>>5412390
Choose the form you prefer from the suggestions, and enslave his mind.

Are we autosaging?

"And though their bodies were often nigh perfect predatorial forms, they were often unsatisfied with even that. They would take non-sapient predators and other violent animals and splice their features into their DNA to makes themselves stronger. Humans are a dangerous species and they makes themselves only more so; do not tamper with them."

You know what must be done with 6's research.

FINAL DESTINATION

>>5412448
Just so long as he has no free will it's fine with me. A think that applise to all of our captured enemies though.

But I wouldn't trust him to actually do genetic works even under our command. His idea of how to do things is probably too dangerous, lets just rip his SCIENCE out.

#3 is our AI Wife.
#8 is our laser-eyed French-Maid.
#6 shall be our adorable pet/guard puppy.

We shall then aquire a butler... and a cook... and a gardener... We have plans for our enemies... EVIL plans...

>>5412441
Ask for her opinion then, include her in on the decision making, and LISTEN. Pay attention to the Evil Overlord entry about occasionally litening to your advisors. Make sher want to stay.

>>5410379
Make him our dog. Than force him to eat BEES. BEES that will STING HIS GOD DAMN THROAT AND MOUTH AND TONGUE.

Then, add extra nerve endings in his mouth and throat.

That'll show him.

>>5412505
But it's just not quite as humiliating unless we turn them into little girls.

I'm giving it five seconds before I say fuck it and extracting all relievent data before turning him into a Lascannon Servitor.

>>5412529
Technically, we would be making him into a little girl dog.

>>5412444
Ask #3 her opinion, say you want to drag him home right now for study but are open to ideas on #6's fate.

>>5412540
Keep him a furry. Really anthro too, not the hunched over werewolf he is. Female, loli, adorable like a cartoon character.

We are autosaging. Gonna wrap things up after revealing the fate of our enemy?
No matter what happens, I hope we got that fight on film. We are out here shooting a movie, are we not? Could be a blockbuster.

>>5412447
Done.
>>5412464
Expect uh... Maybe a Loli-dog girl... I dunno. I'll take a second.

>>5412580
Loli furry. Keep him furry.

Not for any particular reason except to please this old furvert.

>>5412580
FUCK YEAH PROMOTIONS!

A rabbit, for the aforementioned prdator/prey thing. We want 6 to feel completely defeated.

>>5412580
Do I smell romance in the air for Sherloli Horomes?
We should make sure number 6's new body is naturally submissive. As further punishment.

>>5412606
Actually, I like keeping certain recognizable feature in our lollified foes. For example, I think 3 should have her hat back and 6 should remain a furry wolf. Also, I'm a deviant pervert.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

MAKE HIM CHEN!

I'm not even sure about all of this.

You know what? Let's sleep on it and worry about it next time or something.

>>5412641

Agreed, I need to get some energy back into my coil anyway.

>>5412632
That shit is kinda fucking adorable, but I'm not sure where it comes from nor if I could convert it into a small stick figure thing.

>>5412641
You got it man. Looking forward to it. We should totally have her act more like a dog than a loli. Just to rub our victory in a bit.

>>5412641
Heh, not bad but would make a better pet thing.

Oh well its not like we can't tear out its innards and put them into a new chassis.

I like her. The ears could be a bit more prominent, though.

Can't seem to access suptg. Did someone archive this shit?

>>5412655
Chen Yakumo from the Touhou video game series. She's so goddamn adorable that you need to make a will save against moe every time you see her.

Well, that went a lot better than last time.

>>5412697
>>5412655
Best part is she's a cat and that would destroy 6's dream of being a big scary wolf thing by turning him into a little cat girl.

>>5412632
>>5412655
My interest got piqued to at least try.

A two-tailed cat is a bit too fancy.

>>5412795
Haha. Awesome.
This is archived, right?

>>5412806
No idea.

>>5412795
He looks so incredibly unhappy with that shape that I'm inclined to go for it.

I've got everything saved. We should be good.

>>5412795
FUCK YES! YOU ARE THE BEST SCIENTIST EVER! Just remember that whenever you call her you have to say Chen as "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" It's a running gag of the Touhou series.

>>5412810
*saved* ( but not archived ) up to this point. Including all pics.

Dunno what happened to suptg.

"She's DEAD Jim!"

>>5412795

Oh, gods, yes, YES!

>>5412795
He's so miserable and now he's so damn adorable. We must keep him this way. Give him/her a ball of yarn when he decides to start working with us.

I think I preferred the first version.

>>5412879

.....'nip his ass up. I wanna see how cracked out he gets on the 'nip.

>>5412933
AGREED! CATNIP HIS ASS!

The archive is still down! I won't let this thread get lost!

>>5412933
Robot, dude. Robot. Chemicals do not affect them.

You could feed him a bit of bad logic or something, I suppose, but that's hardly the same.

Damn. Over 300 posts in this thread. I think it's fair to say that this quest is completely fucking awesome.

>>5412744
Oh god. I can name the doll. Cirno right?

I remember looking her up after hearing the name. I also remember drawing her in Rubric Marine/Thousand sons/Tzeentch armor.
>>5412856
Here's some more.
>>5412915
How about now?

This time I think I am done for the night.

>>5412972

It's an increadbly advanced Nano-basied Lolibot. We can make him feel chemicals if we want.

>>5412999
I actually have that picture you drew saved somewhere on my comp but damned if I can't find in anywhere. And yup Cirno is the doll in the picture.

I still prefer the first one.

Although, that one was kind of plain...

A nekomata is too fancy. We should go with the puppygirl design. Possibly with a large collar added.

>>5413832

Oh yes, a collar is a must mor maximum humiliation.

I hope someone's still keeping a record of this thread.

The thread's almost over now. So long, everyone.