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    41 KB Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:34 No.5377552  
    /tg/ I am making a Fallout variant of DH, and I require your help in one area.

    I am constructing a table of "Reasons you were kicked out of the Vault", but seeing as it's late I've read out of ideas, so let's hear some suggestions!

    Stuff like "Insisted all 40w lightbulbs should be replaced with 55w bulbs" or "Redirected central air ducts to bathroom stalls" or even "Confused Ketchup for Catsup". Skies the limit.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:38 No.5377583
    Caused a crash between medication trolleys, female superior's contraceptive genital wash accidentally swapped for rubbing alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:39 No.5377597
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    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:41 No.5377607
    Strange vocal tic causes speech to be inter-laden with internet lingo from modern day.

    Bouncy ball shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:42 No.5377617
    Experiment of exposing Rad Roaches to preservative chemicals extracted from Twinkie supply ended un catastrophic results.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:43 No.5377622
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    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:46 No.5377648
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    Maybe you should wash more then, ma'am.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:47 No.5377655
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    >>Caused a crash between medication trolleys, female superior's contraceptive genital wash accidentally swapped for Ben-Gay.

    >> Stuntman Mike !nUzG4/Mxb. 08/08/09(Sat)05:48 No.5377662
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    Awesome t-shirt, I know.
    >> I apologized on 4chan 08/08/09(Sat)05:49 No.5377669
    'Accidentially' butchered and then cooked the Vault Leader's pet cat in a light white wine sauce.

    Then served it to him.

    With hindsight I probably should have removed the cat's collar first.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:49 No.5377672
    Mentioned that I thought the dialogue in Fallout wasn't anything to get too excited about.

    Asked what the Vault door was within earshot of smarmy motherfucker of an Overseer.

    Had affair with Mr. Handy; Overseer became jealous
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:49 No.5377673

    Shit, and it's INSIDE her too.

    No fucking wonder you're out of the vault.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:50 No.5377677
    decided to try out the lady killer perk
    on the overseer's daughter
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 08/08/09(Sat)05:51 No.5377683
    All the vault dwellers are Amish.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:51 No.5377685
    installed the loli mod
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:53 No.5377698
    Had a cunning plan to overthrow the overseer. Plan failed due to incompetent subordinates.

    Became convinced that all other members of the vault were actually highly advanced robots.

    Built an electric guitar from spare parts and violated numerous vault sound ordinances.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:54 No.5377706
    Fiddled with the vault suit dispensers, resulting in the colors being inverted.

    Using the Vault Library to create an online imageboard where other vault citizens act like douches.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:54 No.5377707

    > 'My cunt feels like fire'

    > Yandere Elf Child.jpg

    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:55 No.5377716
    Believed that the opposite sex in your vault was attempting to steal all your bodily fluids.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:57 No.5377726
    Became convinced that the fluorination of the Vault's water supply was a Communist conspiracy?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:57 No.5377727
    While doing the G.O.A.T, for question ten answered with a written '(e) flying spaghetti monster'
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 08/08/09(Sat)05:58 No.5377728

    Or you got put in Vault 68/69.

    Same phobia applies.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:58 No.5377732
    Started <insert pen and paper game of choice> game, killed off overseer's character.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)05:58 No.5377737
    Openly supported a Communist system of labor within the Vault

    Questioned the Overseer's sexuality, multiple times.

    Stole several random objects dotted around the Vault, claimed that they were to be used for "ammunition"

    Stole woman's attire, wore them to a formal event (if male), opposite if a female character

    Grew out beard past allowed amount

    Overuse of British slang

    Overuse of Mandarin Chinese

    Hijacked the Vault's emergency radio system to communicate with outside individuals, and transmit highly slanderous (and pornographic) messages about the Overseer's wife.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:02 No.5377756
    "Accidentally" threw the Overseer's favourite painting in the garbage. Twice.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:06 No.5377792
    Completed the G.O.A.T. with flying colors, but in red ink.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:06 No.5377796
    Removed tag from your cot's matress.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:08 No.5377817
    Assumed tape was a proper tool to seal a crack in the reactor shielding.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:10 No.5377827
    Forgot to give overseer's pen back.
    Baked a suprise cake for the overseer without overseer's authorization
    Attempted to fuck a lamp
    Attempted to fuck overseer shaped lamp
    Performed an abortion by shutting a door on a pregnant woman
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:11 No.5377838
    Broke Vault's only water purification chip
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 08/08/09(Sat)06:12 No.5377843

    lol favorite so far.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:13 No.5377852
    Born on Feb. 29th.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:17 No.5377894
    Modified Mr Handy with lasers to help you kill Radroaches. Accidentally disintergrated Overseer's door.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:18 No.5377903

    LOL @ loophole.

    "I don't need to work till I'm 40. Eat shit, everyone!"
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:22 No.5377948
    Accidently flipped a switch controlling the water flow in the Vault's toilets from "Flush" to "Fill"
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:25 No.5377980
    Pointed out Overseer's lisp
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:27 No.5377992
    Verbal tic that resulted in quoting Monty Python at the most inopportune times.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:27 No.5378004
    >Was invited to Overseer's Table for dinner
    >Overseer chews food loudly
    >Punched Overseer in loud-chewing mouth
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:30 No.5378024

    OH SHIT. I hate people who can't chew quietly. That's me.

    ... and I'm out of the Vault. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:35 No.5378071
    Stockpiled over 144 boxes of ammunition in his bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:53 No.5378242
    - Wore jumpsuit inside out. Left out of embarrassment.

    - Pressed the button marked "Do not Press" (incidently, having been exiled, this vault dweller was the only one to survive the release of the Raptors)

    - Insisted that "vault 69" was nowhere near as fun as it should have been.

    - Brutal sexual assault. Mr Handy is still not repaired.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)06:59 No.5378275
    Went outside on a scouting mission. Bumped into a Deathclaw. It followed you back.

    You and 'Cuddles' are kicked out a week later, after he was caught drinking out of the toilets again.
    >> That one Techpriest 08/08/09(Sat)07:05 No.5378334
    I forgot to properly bless the machine spirit of one of the vault doors.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)07:35 No.5378565
    >> Legion 08/08/09(Sat)07:48 No.5378694
    Indeed. These two seem to be most in line with the spirit of Fallout.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)07:51 No.5378714
    We drew straws.

    You got the short one.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)07:54 No.5378744
    Got question 10 wrong on the GOAT.
    >> Lion'el Richie !HdbvGtoIhw 08/08/09(Sat)11:59 No.5380697

    'The Overseer'

    'The Overseer'

    'The Overseer'

    'Yo Momma'
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)12:09 No.5380778
    Accidentally stared a fire that nearly destroyed vaults entire stockpile of pipe tobacco and cocktail olives.

    Embarassingly defeated overseer in annual Monopoly tournament.
    >> Xaxor !!BO/Ik5WVxAI 08/08/09(Sat)12:22 No.5380875

    The rest of the thread is pretty much worse than Fallout 3.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)12:25 No.5380901
    Hey guis I hte Fallout 3 ami cool yet?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)12:34 No.5380978
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    The plot to Tenggan gurran weaboo fightan
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)12:51 No.5381148
    I read the GOAT.

    I'm suddenly less keen to play Fallout 3.

    Maybe it's just me, but weren't the first two games basically post-apocalyptic adventure played straight, with a 50s twist and a bunch of wry asides and witty dialogue?

    From the sound of it F3 is just straight comedy, and not exceptionally funny comedy at that.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)13:13 No.5381349
    Threads over. Everybody go home.

    Well wait... Hmm.
    "Brought in pet Radscorpion."
    "Had sex with Overseer's underage daughter."
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)13:17 No.5381379
    There IS quite a bit more comedy, but it's also quite dark.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:22 No.5381403
    >I never played the game so I know exactly what it's like
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:23 No.5381408
    Denied sex to overseer's underage daughter
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:24 No.5381411
    Denied sex to underaged female overseer
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:24 No.5381418
    Became underaged female overseer, denied sex to self.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)13:24 No.5381420
    Yea, Van Buren would have been better. A lot better... but I still think Fallout 3 at least made an attempt to touch on the spirit... but as they say, "Your mileage may vary." Anyways...

    "Drunkenly left Vault in the middle of the night after spending all of your neighbor's food ration credits on liquor, then break the controls on the outside while trying to get back in."
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:26 No.5381438
    Removed from Vault for excessive abuse of SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:28 No.5381459
    Went Radroach hunting wth the Overseer's son, executed him for cowardice, was then exiled for viewing some "Emperor" as superior to the Overseer.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:28 No.5381462
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    Oh hey there!
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:29 No.5381464
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    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:29 No.5381476
    Got caught having sex with overseer's daughter; insistence that "I thought she was eighteen!" does little to excuse behavior, as she died of cancer two weeks ago.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:30 No.5381480
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    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:30 No.5381482
    Unscrewed a salt shaker cap before handing it to the overseer.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)13:31 No.5381507
    Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer's underage daughter.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:32 No.5381517

    Protip: Asking about something isn't the same as claiming to know everything about it.

    In fact it's quite a bit different
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:33 No.5381521
    Played the "Knife Game". Was the only survivor.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:34 No.5381526
    Repeated clogging of Vault excrement removal devices.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)13:35 No.5381538
    Sabotaged Vault jumpsuit extruder.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:35 No.5381541
    Thought it would be funny to address the Overseer as "Friend Computer". He didn't think so.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)13:43 No.5381589
    Drank milk ration directly out of the carton.

    Removed tag from neck of jumpsuit.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:43 No.5381595
    Ghost riding Mr. Handy

    Took last Coke, left box in fridge.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:44 No.5381599
    F3 is quite great in my opinion. But of course you have those Fallout elitist who insist that Bethesda should have hired all the original team and let them make a isometric turn based F3.

    Game is fun, depressing, funny, dark, hellarious, and grimdark

    also a pedophile is in it.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:46 No.5381619
    Acquired parts, retooled Mr. Handy to Mr. Gutsy. Deactivated combat inhibitor.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:47 No.5381624
    >also a pedophile is in it.

    Only when you're playing.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:49 No.5381644
    Oh nice one. But I was speaking of Billy Crell
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:49 No.5381648
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)13:56 No.5381695
    Replace the Overseer's supply of Nuka-Cola with Cherry Nuka-Cola.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)13:57 No.5381706
    Oh man I would do more than just throw you out the vault for that.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)14:03 No.5381777
    Wait... CAN The Overseer order an execution?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:05 No.5381791
    My main beef with Fallout 3 was the damn writing. In a rare few times they got it spot on, the rest it seemed it was either unfunny, the wrong tone, another poke to get you back on the rails, or cramming pop culture references down your throat while elbowing you in the side to make sure you got it.

    The only real problem they carried over from Oblivion was the fact it was way too easy to get your character's skills to 100% or so close it didn't matter. But at least when enemies and gear scaled up there was a reason for it and everyone and their dog wasn't carrying the latest and greatest stuff.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:07 No.5381818

    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:07 No.5381830
    >elbowing you in the side to make sure you got it

    I felt like that too
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:07 No.5381831
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    Overseer is in charge of whatever insane experiment vaultec is doing. Vast majority of these are fatal. And stupid.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:16 No.5381954
    All fixed by the huge fanbase. http://www.fallout3nexus.com/
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)14:16 No.5381959
    Reprogrammed Mr. Handy to speak only in Iambic pentameter.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:21 No.5382039
    Pissed into the pickle jar,

    Hey, If it got me fired from my last job it could get you exiled too.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)14:23 No.5382062
    ... Why would you do that to begin with?

    Also, only speaking French when addressed by the Overseer.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:25 No.5382090
    Science experiment, I was wondering if anyone would notice, The result?

    No, Nobody noticed
    Well, Until I told my boss two days later

    That was a fun weekend.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:27 No.5382140
    As a baby the overseer deemed you future leader of the rebelion.

    play entire game as baby
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:30 No.5382180
    Reprogrammed voice command modules to only accept commands in iambic pentameter.

    Reprogrammed voice command response module to format all output in haiku
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:31 No.5382191
    as in real haiku where it has to have a seasonal reference or diet haiku?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:47 No.5382391
    >Well, Until I told my boss two days later

    Someone took INT and WIS as dump stats, I see.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:47 No.5382396
    >My main beef with Fallout 2 was the damn writing. In a rare few times they got it spot on, the rest it seemed it was either unfunny, the wrong tone, another poke to get you back on the rails, or cramming pop culture references down your throat while elbowing you in the side to make sure you got it.

    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:48 No.5382412

    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:50 No.5382438
    Ran all the fucking time.

    Saw Frank Horrigan one time, thought it would be funny to impersonate him all the time and disregard the fact that it freaks the overseer out.

    Imported mutant porn

    Drew graffiti of the vault boy doing naughty things.

    Cuz you're black.

    Opened the vault door when those guys with big black power armor and miniguns came around

    The overseer realized you're a player character

    Ran around in front of the vault until you got a random encounter (it was the one with deathclaws)

    You were the only non-robotic member of the vault

    You were the only robotic member of the vault

    Had sex with the overseer's underage water chip.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)14:52 No.5382456
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    Not every Vault is like Vault 101 guys.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:01 No.5382546
    I hate people that assume this as soon as two people have differing opinions from them.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:06 No.5382603

    Everyone else in the thread - though some like F3 and some don't - has been able to express their opinion in a mature and constructive fashion.

    Those are the only two who mindlessly defend F3 and mindlessly attack F2.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)15:07 No.5382614
    Yea, some Vaults have guys creating clone armies, or put in a faulty door so radiation leaks in, or as laboratories for a mutagenic virus, or use whitenoise to try to implant combat oriented post-hypnotic suggestions, or work as planned, only to create a highly oppressive and bland city outside of them that are complete assholes to everyone around them.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:10 No.5382635
    Don't forget vaults with psychotropic hallucinogenic gas being pumped into ventilation system making everyone crazy. To find out... um... how pumping a room full of crazy gas makes people crazy... or something.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:14 No.5382662

    Sure was nice in Fallout 1 when Vault were just Vaults, right?

    Fucking Fallout 2.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:17 No.5382696
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    Yours was the kind of love that could never be...
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:18 No.5382707
    Actually I meant Fallout 3 with the bit about the writing. You'll notice I transitioned into talking about what carried over to Oblivion. It was just a typo. Really I haven't screwed around much with 2 past the first village. By that point I'd played 1 to death and 2 just didn't really engage me that much.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:22 No.5382747
    I didn't mindlessly attack Fallout 2, the purpose was to put light on the otherwise "perfect" Fallout 2 which I personally consider to be the most convulted in the series, prefering pure despair of the first one to the overdone comedy of the second and third.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:24 No.5382760
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    Turned everyone into tang, turns out that it didn't make everything better.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)15:37 No.5382860
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    Some of these are fucking hilarious. /tg/ should make their own Fallout RPG.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:12 No.5383673

    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:25 No.5383756
    Got creative with your janitorial job. There were no survivors.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:39 No.5383854

    >>/tg/ I am making a Fallout variant of DH
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:40 No.5383862
    served water chips and salsa at a party

    stuck very strong magnets to doors so they couldnt close. magnets too strong to remove.

    raised a brood of rats/radroaches/radscorpions

    wore clothes in the nudist vault

    you answered the goat so well the overseer deemed you unfit for vault society

    radiation leak over your room caused you some random mutation
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:44 No.5383889
    Accused the Overseer of being a giant chicken in disguise
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:46 No.5383898
    Disguised self as a giant chicken and pretended to be the Overseer.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:46 No.5383903
    Your name was Ed, you wanted to kill some rats for kicks
    You never expected the first rat you saw to deal a 0 damage instant death critical hit
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/08/09(Sat)17:47 No.5383911

    Disguised Giant Chicken as self and pretended to be Overseer.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:48 No.5383914
    Shot your dad and his helper to death with a BB gun.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:48 No.5383915
    Inappropriate conduct with Rad Roaches.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:48 No.5383916
    tried to start a sexual relationship with OS's favourite robot
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:48 No.5383922
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:49 No.5383931
    Disguised giant chicken as Overseer and pretended to be self.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:50 No.5383939
    Disguised overseer as myself, pretended to be a giant chicken
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:51 No.5383946

    Because sex is good

    Turned hydration system into a fucking machine
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:51 No.5383950
    You answered the G.O.A.T. so poorly the Overseer deemed you completely useless.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:52 No.5383958

    Had a sexual orgy with overseer and giant chicken
    >> Schrodinger !!HabIEzSQ0tA 08/08/09(Sat)17:52 No.5383959
    Pretty much everything from http://skippyslist.com/list/, but with a Vault-y twist.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:52 No.5383961
    spread rumors of mutant elephants and carp eventually spiraled into insanity, and started carving murals into the walls of the vault
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:55 No.5383990
    Answered the G.O.A.T. so well your designated job was Overseer.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:57 No.5384022
    Disguised as giant chicken and raped the Overseer's underage daughter.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:58 No.5384031

    Disguised as Overseer and raped the giant chicken's underage daughter.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:59 No.5384038

    Disguised as Overseer's daughter and raped giant chicken.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:59 No.5384045

    i could image that one fitting into a fallout setting quite well

    Pointed out that after centuries of living in the vault, everyone was technically fucking their cuisins.

    tried to institute furry friday

    dipped the head of security's annoying pet robot dog in a bucket of sewage when it wouldn't stop humping your leg

    was caught having sex with the water chip, which was underage... and on fire
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)17:59 No.5384048
    welcome to vault 444, the current population is 99% male 1% males trolling others as females
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:00 No.5384051
    Scored 100% on the G.O.A.T.S.E.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:02 No.5384069
    Installed landmines on ceiling, explained it was to make room on shelves
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:02 No.5384071
    I lol'd so fucking hard
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:02 No.5384074
    You never could actually find reliable directions to your assigned Vault 404
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:03 No.5384081

    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:05 No.5384102
    Used overseers glass eye to play marbles.
    Allergic to soylent green
    Lost the vaults lucky bobble-head
    Caught sneaking into maternity ward to change facial features for the 14th time.
    Shot out own eye with red ryder bb-gun
    Used last of vaults condom supplies to fill annoying vault dwellers cube with "balloons"
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:06 No.5384105
    You were a ghoul fetishist. A very pro-active ghoul fetishist.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:06 No.5384111
    Basically anything to piss off the overseer
    Caught touching the Overseer's daughter inappropraitly
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:06 No.5384113
    Attempted to use V.A.T.S. during intercourse, with tragic results when it proved impossible to target the groin.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:06 No.5384121

    oh god i just noticed that now... oh gods...

    so... you were chucked out of the vault with a pair of dice and an anal circumference table?

    hey that'd make a... hehe

    Snuck in a printed out copy of the FATAL pdf. was kicked out both for pirating a shitty gaming system and for tricking peopel into actually playing it...
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:08 No.5384133
    Overseer's daughter touched me inappropriately, I responded by pulling a GEORGE ZIMMER on her
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:08 No.5384141

    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:11 No.5384168
    > Used last of vaults condom supplies to fill annoying vault dwellers cube with "balloons"

    Actually used a condom
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:12 No.5384179
    Told the narrator that war does change.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:13 No.5384188
    Misplaced vaults entire supply of "adult media"
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:23 No.5384280
    It's war. War does not change.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:26 No.5384308
    War. War never changes.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:26 No.5384309
    tried to replace the pip boy with a pip girl
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:29 No.5384335
    Rain of nuclear bombs.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:29 No.5384337

    almost warmind
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:30 No.5384350
    Not really, he was just telling me I got the quote wrong.

    Told the overseer he got the quote wrong.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:36 No.5384409
    You where a mechanic apprentice, and you where confident that your Mr. Handy programming skills could make a good use at the maternity ward, but you accidentally wired the "baby handling subroutine" with the flamer appendage.

    You where kicked out due to "catastrophic incompetence".
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:39 No.5384438
    after having sex with underage overseer, you where kicked out due to "catastrophic incompetence".
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:40 No.5384450
    you idiot, the second post quoted the first one.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:44 No.5384489
    Get found out that you cheated when in a relationship with the overseer.

    Were playing an Int 3 character. Without high charisma.

    Stepped outside for a fag and someone locked the door behind you.

    Found tunnels built by very short human-like creatures connected up behind the wardrobe in your quarters and decided to see where they went.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)18:48 No.5384526
    Stepped outside for a smoke, but accidentally damaged the controls on the vault door. The Door won't close. Of course, you pissed off the Overseer so, if you go BACK inside, you'll more than likely be incarcerated or shot.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)18:49 No.5384529
    You deleted all of the entertainment vids.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)19:01 No.5384651
    You replaced the Overseer's heart medication with sugar pills.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:03 No.5384672
    Refused to remove corrective headgear during recital of the pledge of allegiance.
    Failed to rewind borrowed holo-vid.
    Caught wearing formal jumpsuit on casual jumpsuit Friday.
    Misplaced Overseer's keys.
    Possible vampire.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:05 No.5384698
    rolled 32 = 32

    rolling to see why i get kicked out


    You gave away the ending to the vid (the same vid the overseer plays every saturday, and has for his entire reign)
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)19:05 No.5384700
    Had sex with Overseer's SON.(You are Male.)
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:07 No.5384716
    Left seat of waste disposal unit up.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)19:17 No.5384799
    You pointed out that the Overseer was born on Feb, 29th.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:17 No.5384807
    >Had sex with Overseer's SON.(You are Male.)

    Is that really the best you could come up with?
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)19:19 No.5384818
    Look up. I have more.

    Also, It fits the homophobia of the 50s.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:21 No.5384833
    You are Chinese.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:21 No.5384839

    Admitted to being homosexual.

    Refused to admit to being homosexual.

    Admitted to being homosexual to avoid having to admit to being a communist.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:21 No.5384841
    Insulted the Overseer's fabulous (and VERY real) new haircut.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:22 No.5384842
    Should that be "catastrophic impotence"?
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)19:24 No.5384868
    Admitted to being a Communist to avoid having to admit being homosexual.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:25 No.5384874
    Came out the womb a card-carrying communist.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:27 No.5384883
    Ginger hair.

    Failed to laugh at the Overseer's 'Death By Bunga!' joke.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)19:32 No.5384913
    You were appointed Overseer despite a past rife with disappointment and incompetence. The rest of the vault left in disgust.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:34 No.5384931
    This one is really brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:36 No.5384943
    Charged with other crimes, you decided to enter a plea of 'urination'.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:39 No.5384971
    installing nude mods
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:41 No.5384983
    When told you were going to 'do the GOAT' turned up wearing nothing but sock suspenders, a prophylactic and an eager grin.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:45 No.5385024
    Dared the Overseer to exile you.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)19:58 No.5385106
    Camwhoring on the Vault intranet.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)20:04 No.5385152
    On your 10th birthday you clogged a toilet and it began to overflow. You panicked, jammed the door, and hoped no one would notice.

    Ten years later, your vault's only water purification chip critically malfunctions.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)21:32 No.5385852
    >Performed an abortion by shutting a door on a pregnant woman

    oh god
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)22:30 No.5386324
    Shot the Overseer, took his hat, got up in his command chair and shouted "I'M THE NEW OVERSEER!"
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:31 No.5386339
    Misappropriated resources in an attempt to sabotage the vault's food supply. (Put too much salt in the stew)
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:52 No.5386510
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    Gary Gary Gary GARY. Gary? GaryGary! Gaaaarrryyyyyy ..... Gary Gary Gary gAry GaRY Gararyry Gary!
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)22:59 No.5386583
    Some other vault dwellers dad went missing with him shortly afterword. Mass chaos ensues when your Overseer goes berserk trying to protect the citizens of the vault through a means of brute force. You find word from your recently escaped teacher about a raid on you and the other rebels. You must leave the vault or die.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:03 No.5386617
    I think people are missing the point of the Vault project. Not all of them are like Vault 101. They (almost) all had different circumstances to test peoples' reactions. 101 had the Overseer is God thing. Others had other quirks, like subliminal audio manipulation, or the lack of backup water chips.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)23:06 No.5386647
    And there WERE Control Vaults in the mix as well. Vault 8(AKA Vault City) for example.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:07 No.5386664
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    you killed the king.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:08 No.5386675
    Yeah, that's why I said "most."

    The Vaults for Vault-Tec executives were properly functioning as well, as far as I know.
    >> Ghost !4u16FlNpwo 08/08/09(Sat)23:13 No.5386719
    >the overseer realized you're a player character

    an alternative would be the Overseer discovered your secret stash of McGuffins
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:16 No.5386745
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    heheh i like that one.

    in a desperate attempt to get radio reception outside the vault, you create a large satellite dish. The resulting microwaves sterilize every vault citizen, but you where able to receive some staticy violin!
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:18 No.5386766
    civil war broke out inside the vault, you are the soul survivor(s)
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:18 No.5386768
    You were caught meeting in a tavern.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:26 No.5386828
    While attempting to fix the vaults generator the vaults mechanic was seriously wounded due to a shoddy repair from his predecessor. The explosion knocked down your generator till you can find a replacement piece. But even then the vaults mechanic will need time to heal/(maybe get out of a coma if you want to pull that card) with the main generator down the overseer orders the vault to evacuate just outside it using all reserve power on essentials such as food and water. It is your job to find anything that can help the vault ranging from the part needed to fix it, food, etc. etc.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:27 No.5386831
    no Vault 101 test was that once its door closes it stays closed forever
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/08/09(Sat)23:29 No.5386851
    No. Overseer is God, AND Vault Stays Closed Forever. It was both.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:30 No.5386868
    >Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer's underage daughter.
    >Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer's daughter.
    >Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer.

    Goooood ooooooooone.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:31 No.5386874
    Read the messages on the Overseer's terminal.

    There's been sanctioned exploration in the past.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:40 No.5386938
    Saved Vault from certain doom, Overseer is a master troll.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)23:56 No.5387072
    Saved Vault from Civil War.

    Overseers Daughter and you're best friend then tellsyou you have to leave due to beinfg a destablising influence.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:00 No.5387103
    Daughter -> Wife > Overseer works better.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:04 No.5387133
    Don't think you ever find out what 101's actual goal is, the computer states you can find out in the Overseer's sealed orders but obviously you don't find them. In fact considering it's been, what, 3 generation or more since the bombs dropped? Chances are overseers are told about the experiment when the change is made, overseers are likely chosen for their loyalty to the current one.

    Anyway, Exiled for:

    Measured once, cut twice.

    "Condiments were a privilege, not a right citizen. I'm afraid you'll have to go."

    Exiled for failure to turn up to scheduled execution on time.

    Teenaged hazing ritual gone awry, now you can't get back in.

    Disagreeing with the teacher in physics class. "But radiation does work that way!"

    Owning a goldfish without a license.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:04 No.5387134
    She doesn't even give you a goodbye party in her bedroom, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:09 No.5387173
    >Don't think you ever find out what 101's actual goal is
    The experiment was that the vault was never supposed to open EVER. Overseer violated the rules by sending out scouting missions, but I guess he considered himself above the law.

    As in all vault experiments it appears to have failed quite miserably.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:11 No.5387186
    Except Vault City worked pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:12 No.5387199
    Trying to obtain a license for my pet fish Eric.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:18 No.5387260

    Selling forged gold fish licenses.
    >> Ghost !4u16FlNpwo 08/09/09(Sun)00:23 No.5387306
    oh just two centuries, thats not too bad
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:28 No.5387358
    4chan was found in your browser history
    Dissabling cookies
    Speaking aloud in net lingo
    Installed firefox
    Uninstalled Firefox
    Corrected typos in Vault Tec orientation manual
    Vault invitations are non-transferable
    Deleting all the shows on the DVR in the vault lounge
    Made too many Chuck Norris jokes
    Divided by zero
    Game of Hide n Seek gone awry
    Annoying Laugh
    Got tired of talking about your band shirts
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:30 No.5387381

    That was the result of a "control" Vault. A Vault designed to work as advertised, to compare to the other ones.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:32 No.5387399
    Forgive the newfaggotry, but what's DH?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:32 No.5387404
    Caught playing evil board games with friends and starting a cult.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:34 No.5387423
    the sound of dice rolling was overheard comming from your quarters by vault security. this is beleived to be linked to the missing cheeto and mountain dew rations
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:41 No.5387484
    Slaughtered everyone at 10th birthday and drew a giant 8 pointed symbol on main atrium floor in victims' blood.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)00:43 No.5387496
    Dark Heresy
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)02:09 No.5388339
    Don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:14 No.5389000
    Obsessed with dolls.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:17 No.5389022
    I would hit Amata so fucking hard. The voice actress is hot, which makes it awesome.
    >> 008 08/09/09(Sun)03:17 No.5389032
    Caught arguing on vault message board about how terrible Fallout3 was. Got banned from the vault for being either crazy or another one of those lunatic NMA freaks.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:27 No.5389128
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    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:39 No.5389215
    Caught arguing DnD edition wars with fellow vault nerds
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 08/09/09(Sun)03:40 No.5389222
    Playing Russian Roulette with a Fat Man.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:42 No.5389238
    encouraging communism (you were just sharing)
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:44 No.5389259
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:53 No.5389342
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/09/09(Sun)03:55 No.5389359
    Now I want drawfaggotry of the giant chicken wearing a vault jumpsuit, sitting in the Overseer's chair.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)03:59 No.5389393
    >Had sex with the overseer's underage water chip.


    Piped Disco House over the intercoms for a week straight.

    Repeatedly assured the Overseer that your hips were incapable of falsehoods.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:06 No.5389452
    caught stealing bobbleheads

    better yet, caught collecting bobbleheads
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:08 No.5389460
    I chortled most heartily.

    Charged your laser.
    Fired your laser.
    Yelled "Shoop Da Woop."
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:19 No.5389522
    'Spaghetti Incident'

    No elaboration.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:22 No.5389547
    ketchup on tacos
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:22 No.5389549
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    grimdark related?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:24 No.5389558
    You were the Overseer, got bored, exiled yourself.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:29 No.5389589
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    Stop playing games you pinko sonuvabitch!
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:33 No.5389617
    filled out the wrong requisition form.

    wrote below the line on the back of a check.

    bring up the simpsons in every conversation, refrence an episode and how its related to the current situation.

    mysteriously woke up outside, reeking of booze and covered in bite marks
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)04:46 No.5389715
    Archive this, please.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)05:09 No.5389906
    Played this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXhjQn_gssI in a continuous loop over the vault PA system for a week.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 08/09/09(Sun)05:17 No.5389946
    Your Vault has reached the scheduled day for opening. You're the first sent out to scout the surrounding area. However, while you're outside, a freak accident during special maintenance to the reactor floods the entire vault with lethal levels of radiation. You attempt to go back inside, but better judgment and freaked out giger counter suggest otherwise. Everyone inside is dead or dying. Or possibly ghouls.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)05:23 No.5389984
    You being a goddamned Mary Sue, with every single action of yours being simply perfect. Your fellow vault dwellers, fed up with your bullshit and being unable to kill you (considering you're a fucking Mary Sue after all), they went with the next best thing: exile.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)05:45 No.5390122
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    Oh sweet merciful christ, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)06:49 No.5390588
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    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)06:54 No.5390632
    you have a third nipple.
    the rest of the vault residents are armenian.
    all the vault rations are vegetarian.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)06:55 No.5390644
    After a party you wake up with a hangover... In the bed of the OverseerĀ“s mom.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)06:57 No.5390657
    Fuck yeah, Calvin and Hobbes
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)07:00 No.5390682
    The vault populace is all little people, the ceilings, halls, and everything are proportionatly tiny, everything except you. The expiriment was to create a race of small humans, forcing evolution over a few /short/ generations. But you had /bigger/ plans.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)07:01 No.5390691
    Epidemic of "contagious gayness".

    Que '50s Americunt gay=communism=satanic terror panic.

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