Caused a crash between medication trolleys, female superior's contraceptive genital wash accidentally swapped for rubbing alcohol.

>>5377583

Wow.

Strange vocal tic causes speech to be inter-laden with internet lingo from modern day.

Bouncy ball shenanigans.

Experiment of exposing Rad Roaches to preservative chemicals extracted from Twinkie supply ended un catastrophic results.

>>5377583

FARLEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!

MY CUNT FEELS LIKE FIRE!

>>5377622

Maybe you should wash more then, ma'am.

>>5377583
>>Caused a crash between medication trolleys, female superior's contraceptive genital wash accidentally swapped for Ben-Gay.

Fixed.

Awesome t-shirt, I know.

'Accidentially' butchered and then cooked the Vault Leader's pet cat in a light white wine sauce.

Then served it to him.

With hindsight I probably should have removed the cat's collar first.

Mentioned that I thought the dialogue in Fallout wasn't anything to get too excited about.

Asked what the Vault door was within earshot of smarmy motherfucker of an Overseer.

Had affair with Mr. Handy; Overseer became jealous

>>5377655

Shit, and it's INSIDE her too.

No fucking wonder you're out of the vault.

decided to try out the lady killer perk
on the overseer's daughter

All the vault dwellers are Amish.

installed the loli mod

Had a cunning plan to overthrow the overseer. Plan failed due to incompetent subordinates.

Became convinced that all other members of the vault were actually highly advanced robots.

Built an electric guitar from spare parts and violated numerous vault sound ordinances.

Fiddled with the vault suit dispensers, resulting in the colors being inverted.

Using the Vault Library to create an online imageboard where other vault citizens act like douches.

>>5377622

> 'My cunt feels like fire'

> Yandere Elf Child.jpg

wut

Believed that the opposite sex in your vault was attempting to steal all your bodily fluids.

>>5377716
Became convinced that the fluorination of the Vault's water supply was a Communist conspiracy?

While doing the G.O.A.T, for question ten answered with a written '(e) flying spaghetti monster'

>>5377716

Or you got put in Vault 68/69.

Same phobia applies.

Started <insert pen and paper game of choice> game, killed off overseer's character.

Openly supported a Communist system of labor within the Vault

Questioned the Overseer's sexuality, multiple times.

Stole several random objects dotted around the Vault, claimed that they were to be used for "ammunition"

Stole woman's attire, wore them to a formal event (if male), opposite if a female character

Grew out beard past allowed amount

Overuse of British slang

Overuse of Mandarin Chinese

Hijacked the Vault's emergency radio system to communicate with outside individuals, and transmit highly slanderous (and pornographic) messages about the Overseer's wife.

"Accidentally" threw the Overseer's favourite painting in the garbage. Twice.

Completed the G.O.A.T. with flying colors, but in red ink.

Removed tag from your cot's matress.

Assumed tape was a proper tool to seal a crack in the reactor shielding.

Forgot to give overseer's pen back.
Baked a suprise cake for the overseer without overseer's authorization
Attempted to fuck a lamp
Attempted to fuck overseer shaped lamp
Performed an abortion by shutting a door on a pregnant woman

Broke Vault's only water purification chip

>>5377796

lol favorite so far.

Born on Feb. 29th.

Modified Mr Handy with lasers to help you kill Radroaches. Accidentally disintergrated Overseer's door.

>>5377852

LOL @ loophole.

"I don't need to work till I'm 40. Eat shit, everyone!"

Accidently flipped a switch controlling the water flow in the Vault's toilets from "Flush" to "Fill"

Pointed out Overseer's lisp

Verbal tic that resulted in quoting Monty Python at the most inopportune times.

>Was invited to Overseer's Table for dinner
>Overseer chews food loudly
>Punched Overseer in loud-chewing mouth

>>5378004

OH SHIT. I hate people who can't chew quietly. That's me.

... and I'm out of the Vault. Fuck.

Stockpiled over 144 boxes of ammunition in his bedroom.

- Wore jumpsuit inside out. Left out of embarrassment.

- Pressed the button marked "Do not Press" (incidently, having been exiled, this vault dweller was the only one to survive the release of the Raptors)

- Insisted that "vault 69" was nowhere near as fun as it should have been.

- Brutal sexual assault. Mr Handy is still not repaired.

Went outside on a scouting mission. Bumped into a Deathclaw. It followed you back.

You and 'Cuddles' are kicked out a week later, after he was caught drinking out of the toilets again.

I forgot to properly bless the machine spirit of one of the vault doors.

>>5377852
>>5377796
GLORIOUS.

>>5378565
Indeed. These two seem to be most in line with the spirit of Fallout.

We drew straws.

You got the short one.

>>5377792
Got question 10 wrong on the GOAT.

>>5378744

'The Overseer'

'The Overseer'

'The Overseer'

'Yo Momma'

Accidentally stared a fire that nearly destroyed vaults entire stockpile of pipe tobacco and cocktail olives.

Embarassingly defeated overseer in annual Monopoly tournament.

>>5378694

The rest of the thread is pretty much worse than Fallout 3.

>>5380875
Hey guis I hte Fallout 3 ami cool yet?

The plot to Tenggan gurran weaboo fightan

I read the GOAT.

I'm suddenly less keen to play Fallout 3.

Maybe it's just me, but weren't the first two games basically post-apocalyptic adventure played straight, with a 50s twist and a bunch of wry asides and witty dialogue?

From the sound of it F3 is just straight comedy, and not exceptionally funny comedy at that.

>>5377796
>>5377852
Threads over. Everybody go home.


Well wait... Hmm.
"Brought in pet Radscorpion."
"Had sex with Overseer's underage daughter."

>>5381148
There IS quite a bit more comedy, but it's also quite dark.

>>5381148
>I never played the game so I know exactly what it's like

>>5381349
Denied sex to overseer's underage daughter

>>5381408
Denied sex to underaged female overseer

>>5381411
Became underaged female overseer, denied sex to self.

Yea, Van Buren would have been better. A lot better... but I still think Fallout 3 at least made an attempt to touch on the spirit... but as they say, "Your mileage may vary." Anyways...

"Drunkenly left Vault in the middle of the night after spending all of your neighbor's food ration credits on liquor, then break the controls on the outside while trying to get back in."

>>5381418
Removed from Vault for excessive abuse of SCIENCE!

Went Radroach hunting wth the Overseer's son, executed him for cowardice, was then exiled for viewing some "Emperor" as superior to the Overseer.

>>5381438
Oh hey there!

>>5381418
Got caught having sex with overseer's daughter; insistence that "I thought she was eighteen!" does little to excuse behavior, as she died of cancer two weeks ago.

>>5377552
Unscrewed a salt shaker cap before handing it to the overseer.

>>5381476
Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer's underage daughter.

>>5381403

Protip: Asking about something isn't the same as claiming to know everything about it.

In fact it's quite a bit different

Played the "Knife Game". Was the only survivor.

Repeated clogging of Vault excrement removal devices.

Sabotaged Vault jumpsuit extruder.

Thought it would be funny to address the Overseer as "Friend Computer". He didn't think so.

Drank milk ration directly out of the carton.

Removed tag from neck of jumpsuit.

Ghost riding Mr. Handy

Took last Coke, left box in fridge.

>>5381148
F3 is quite great in my opinion. But of course you have those Fallout elitist who insist that Bethesda should have hired all the original team and let them make a isometric turn based F3.

Game is fun, depressing, funny, dark, hellarious, and grimdark

also a pedophile is in it.

Acquired parts, retooled Mr. Handy to Mr. Gutsy. Deactivated combat inhibitor.

>also a pedophile is in it.

Only when you're playing.

>>5381624
Oh nice one. But I was speaking of Billy Crell

>>5378242
This

Replace the Overseer's supply of Nuka-Cola with Cherry Nuka-Cola.

>>5381695
Oh man I would do more than just throw you out the vault for that.

>>5381706
Wait... CAN The Overseer order an execution?

>>5381599
My main beef with Fallout 3 was the damn writing. In a rare few times they got it spot on, the rest it seemed it was either unfunny, the wrong tone, another poke to get you back on the rails, or cramming pop culture references down your throat while elbowing you in the side to make sure you got it.

The only real problem they carried over from Oblivion was the fact it was way too easy to get your character's skills to 100% or so close it didn't matter. But at least when enemies and gear scaled up there was a reason for it and everyone and their dog wasn't carrying the latest and greatest stuff.

>>5381644

Thank you.

>>5381791
>elbowing you in the side to make sure you got it

I felt like that too

>>5381777
Yeah.

>>5381777
Overseer is in charge of whatever insane experiment vaultec is doing. Vast majority of these are fatal. And stupid.

>>5381791
All fixed by the huge fanbase. http://www.fallout3nexus.com/
http://www.fookunity.com/

Reprogrammed Mr. Handy to speak only in Iambic pentameter.

Pissed into the pickle jar,

Hey, If it got me fired from my last job it could get you exiled too.

>>5382039
... Why would you do that to begin with?

Also, only speaking French when addressed by the Overseer.

>>5382062
Science experiment, I was wondering if anyone would notice, The result?

No, Nobody noticed
Well, Until I told my boss two days later

That was a fun weekend.

As a baby the overseer deemed you future leader of the rebelion.

play entire game as baby

Reprogrammed voice command modules to only accept commands in iambic pentameter.

Reprogrammed voice command response module to format all output in haiku

>>5382180
as in real haiku where it has to have a seasonal reference or diet haiku?

>Well, Until I told my boss two days later

Someone took INT and WIS as dump stats, I see.

>>5381791
>My main beef with Fallout 2 was the damn writing. In a rare few times they got it spot on, the rest it seemed it was either unfunny, the wrong tone, another poke to get you back on the rails, or cramming pop culture references down your throat while elbowing you in the side to make sure you got it.

Fix'd

>>5381403
>>5382396

samefag

Ran all the fucking time.

Saw Frank Horrigan one time, thought it would be funny to impersonate him all the time and disregard the fact that it freaks the overseer out.

Imported mutant porn

Drew graffiti of the vault boy doing naughty things.

Cuz you're black.

Opened the vault door when those guys with big black power armor and miniguns came around

The overseer realized you're a player character

Ran around in front of the vault until you got a random encounter (it was the one with deathclaws)

You were the only non-robotic member of the vault

You were the only robotic member of the vault

Had sex with the overseer's underage water chip.

Not every Vault is like Vault 101 guys.

>>5382412
I hate people that assume this as soon as two people have differing opinions from them.

>>5382546

Everyone else in the thread - though some like F3 and some don't - has been able to express their opinion in a mature and constructive fashion.

Those are the only two who mindlessly defend F3 and mindlessly attack F2.

>>5382456
Yea, some Vaults have guys creating clone armies, or put in a faulty door so radiation leaks in, or as laboratories for a mutagenic virus, or use whitenoise to try to implant combat oriented post-hypnotic suggestions, or work as planned, only to create a highly oppressive and bland city outside of them that are complete assholes to everyone around them.

>>5382614
Don't forget vaults with psychotropic hallucinogenic gas being pumped into ventilation system making everyone crazy. To find out... um... how pumping a room full of crazy gas makes people crazy... or something.

>>5382635

Sure was nice in Fallout 1 when Vault were just Vaults, right?

Fucking Fallout 2.

Yours was the kind of love that could never be...

>>5382603
Actually I meant Fallout 3 with the bit about the writing. You'll notice I transitioned into talking about what carried over to Oblivion. It was just a typo. Really I haven't screwed around much with 2 past the first village. By that point I'd played 1 to death and 2 just didn't really engage me that much.

>>5382603
I didn't mindlessly attack Fallout 2, the purpose was to put light on the otherwise "perfect" Fallout 2 which I personally consider to be the most convulted in the series, prefering pure despair of the first one to the overdone comedy of the second and third.

Turned everyone into tang, turns out that it didn't make everything better.

Some of these are fucking hilarious. /tg/ should make their own Fallout RPG.

>>5382760

GENDO ACCIDENTALLY AN ENTIRE WASTELAND GANG OF REIS?

Got creative with your janitorial job. There were no survivors.

>>5382860

>>/tg/ I am making a Fallout variant of DH

served water chips and salsa at a party

stuck very strong magnets to doors so they couldnt close. magnets too strong to remove.

raised a brood of rats/radroaches/radscorpions

wore clothes in the nudist vault

you answered the goat so well the overseer deemed you unfit for vault society

radiation leak over your room caused you some random mutation

Accused the Overseer of being a giant chicken in disguise

>>5383889
Disguised self as a giant chicken and pretended to be the Overseer.

Your name was Ed, you wanted to kill some rats for kicks
You never expected the first rat you saw to deal a 0 damage instant death critical hit

>>5383898

Disguised Giant Chicken as self and pretended to be Overseer.

Shot your dad and his helper to death with a BB gun.

Inappropriate conduct with Rad Roaches.

tried to start a sexual relationship with OS's favourite robot

>>5383916
WHY IS THIS A RECURRING THEME?!

>>5383911
Disguised giant chicken as Overseer and pretended to be self.

>>5383931
Disguised overseer as myself, pretended to be a giant chicken

>>5383922

Because sex is good

Turned hydration system into a fucking machine

You answered the G.O.A.T. so poorly the Overseer deemed you completely useless.

>>5383922
>>5383939

Had a sexual orgy with overseer and giant chicken

Pretty much everything from http://skippyslist.com/list/, but with a Vault-y twist.

spread rumors of mutant elephants and carp eventually spiraled into insanity, and started carving murals into the walls of the vault

>>5383950
Answered the G.O.A.T. so well your designated job was Overseer.

Disguised as giant chicken and raped the Overseer's underage daughter.

>>5384022

Disguised as Overseer and raped the giant chicken's underage daughter.

>>5384022

Disguised as Overseer's daughter and raped giant chicken.

>>5383990

i could image that one fitting into a fallout setting quite well


Pointed out that after centuries of living in the vault, everyone was technically fucking their cuisins.

tried to institute furry friday

dipped the head of security's annoying pet robot dog in a bucket of sewage when it wouldn't stop humping your leg

was caught having sex with the water chip, which was underage... and on fire

welcome to vault 444, the current population is 99% male 1% males trolling others as females

Scored 100% on the G.O.A.T.S.E.

Installed landmines on ceiling, explained it was to make room on shelves

>>5384051
I lol'd so fucking hard

You never could actually find reliable directions to your assigned Vault 404

>>5384074

lol

Used overseers glass eye to play marbles.
Allergic to soylent green
Lost the vaults lucky bobble-head
Caught sneaking into maternity ward to change facial features for the 14th time.
Shot out own eye with red ryder bb-gun
Used last of vaults condom supplies to fill annoying vault dwellers cube with "balloons"

You were a ghoul fetishist. A very pro-active ghoul fetishist.

Basically anything to piss off the overseer
like
Caught touching the Overseer's daughter inappropraitly

Attempted to use V.A.T.S. during intercourse, with tragic results when it proved impossible to target the groin.

>>5384051

oh god i just noticed that now... oh gods...


so... you were chucked out of the vault with a pair of dice and an anal circumference table?

hey that'd make a... hehe


Snuck in a printed out copy of the FATAL pdf. was kicked out both for pirating a shitty gaming system and for tricking peopel into actually playing it...

Overseer's daughter touched me inappropriately, I responded by pulling a GEORGE ZIMMER on her

>>5384113

FUCKING LOL'D

>>5384102
> Used last of vaults condom supplies to fill annoying vault dwellers cube with "balloons"

Actually used a condom

Told the narrator that war does change.

Misplaced vaults entire supply of "adult media"

>>5384179
It's war. War does not change.

>>5384280
War. War never changes.

tried to replace the pip boy with a pip girl

>>5384308
Rain of nuclear bombs.

>>5384280
>>5384308

almost warmind

>>5384337
Not really, he was just telling me I got the quote wrong.

Told the overseer he got the quote wrong.

You where a mechanic apprentice, and you where confident that your Mr. Handy programming skills could make a good use at the maternity ward, but you accidentally wired the "baby handling subroutine" with the flamer appendage.

You where kicked out due to "catastrophic incompetence".

>>5384409
after having sex with underage overseer, you where kicked out due to "catastrophic incompetence".

>>5384337
you idiot, the second post quoted the first one.

Get found out that you cheated when in a relationship with the overseer.

Were playing an Int 3 character. Without high charisma.

Stepped outside for a fag and someone locked the door behind you.

Found tunnels built by very short human-like creatures connected up behind the wardrobe in your quarters and decided to see where they went.

Stepped outside for a smoke, but accidentally damaged the controls on the vault door. The Door won't close. Of course, you pissed off the Overseer so, if you go BACK inside, you'll more than likely be incarcerated or shot.

You deleted all of the entertainment vids.

You replaced the Overseer's heart medication with sugar pills.

Refused to remove corrective headgear during recital of the pledge of allegiance.
Failed to rewind borrowed holo-vid.
Caught wearing formal jumpsuit on casual jumpsuit Friday.
Misplaced Overseer's keys.
Possible vampire.

rolled 32 = 32

rolling to see why i get kicked out

also

You gave away the ending to the vid (the same vid the overseer plays every saturday, and has for his entire reign)

Had sex with Overseer's SON.(You are Male.)

Left seat of waste disposal unit up.

>>5377852
You pointed out that the Overseer was born on Feb, 29th.

>Had sex with Overseer's SON.(You are Male.)

Is that really the best you could come up with?

>>5384807
Look up. I have more.


Also, It fits the homophobia of the 50s.

You are Chinese.

>>5384818

Admitted to being homosexual.

Refused to admit to being homosexual.

Admitted to being homosexual to avoid having to admit to being a communist.

Insulted the Overseer's fabulous (and VERY real) new haircut.

>>5384438
Should that be "catastrophic impotence"?

>>5384839
Admitted to being a Communist to avoid having to admit being homosexual.

Came out the womb a card-carrying communist.

Ginger hair.

Failed to laugh at the Overseer's 'Death By Bunga!' joke.

You were appointed Overseer despite a past rife with disappointment and incompetence. The rest of the vault left in disgust.

>>5384913
This one is really brilliant.

Charged with other crimes, you decided to enter a plea of 'urination'.

installing nude mods

When told you were going to 'do the GOAT' turned up wearing nothing but sock suspenders, a prophylactic and an eager grin.

Dared the Overseer to exile you.

Camwhoring on the Vault intranet.

On your 10th birthday you clogged a toilet and it began to overflow. You panicked, jammed the door, and hoped no one would notice.

Ten years later, your vault's only water purification chip critically malfunctions.

>Performed an abortion by shutting a door on a pregnant woman

oh god

Shot the Overseer, took his hat, got up in his command chair and shouted "I'M THE NEW OVERSEER!"

Misappropriated resources in an attempt to sabotage the vault's food supply. (Put too much salt in the stew)

>>5382614
Gary Gary Gary GARY. Gary? GaryGary! Gaaaarrryyyyyy ..... Gary Gary Gary gAry GaRY Gararyry Gary!

Some other vault dwellers dad went missing with him shortly afterword. Mass chaos ensues when your Overseer goes berserk trying to protect the citizens of the vault through a means of brute force. You find word from your recently escaped teacher about a raid on you and the other rebels. You must leave the vault or die.

I think people are missing the point of the Vault project. Not all of them are like Vault 101. They (almost) all had different circumstances to test peoples' reactions. 101 had the Overseer is God thing. Others had other quirks, like subliminal audio manipulation, or the lack of backup water chips.

>>5386617
And there WERE Control Vaults in the mix as well. Vault 8(AKA Vault City) for example.

you killed the king.

>>5386647
Yeah, that's why I said "most."

The Vaults for Vault-Tec executives were properly functioning as well, as far as I know.

>>5382438
>the overseer realized you're a player character

an alternative would be the Overseer discovered your secret stash of McGuffins

>>5384074
heheh i like that one.

in a desperate attempt to get radio reception outside the vault, you create a large satellite dish. The resulting microwaves sterilize every vault citizen, but you where able to receive some staticy violin!

civil war broke out inside the vault, you are the soul survivor(s)

>>5386719
You were caught meeting in a tavern.

While attempting to fix the vaults generator the vaults mechanic was seriously wounded due to a shoddy repair from his predecessor. The explosion knocked down your generator till you can find a replacement piece. But even then the vaults mechanic will need time to heal/(maybe get out of a coma if you want to pull that card) with the main generator down the overseer orders the vault to evacuate just outside it using all reserve power on essentials such as food and water. It is your job to find anything that can help the vault ranging from the part needed to fix it, food, etc. etc.

>>5386617
no Vault 101 test was that once its door closes it stays closed forever

>>5386831
No. Overseer is God, AND Vault Stays Closed Forever. It was both.

>>5381507
>Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer's underage daughter.
>Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer's daughter.
>Caught masturbating to picture of Overseer.

Goooood ooooooooone.

>>5386831
Read the messages on the Overseer's terminal.

There's been sanctioned exploration in the past.

Saved Vault from certain doom, Overseer is a master troll.

Saved Vault from Civil War.

Overseers Daughter and you're best friend then tellsyou you have to leave due to beinfg a destablising influence.

>>5386868
Daughter -> Wife > Overseer works better.

Don't think you ever find out what 101's actual goal is, the computer states you can find out in the Overseer's sealed orders but obviously you don't find them. In fact considering it's been, what, 3 generation or more since the bombs dropped? Chances are overseers are told about the experiment when the change is made, overseers are likely chosen for their loyalty to the current one.

Anyway, Exiled for:

Measured once, cut twice.

"Condiments were a privilege, not a right citizen. I'm afraid you'll have to go."

Exiled for failure to turn up to scheduled execution on time.

Teenaged hazing ritual gone awry, now you can't get back in.

Disagreeing with the teacher in physics class. "But radiation does work that way!"

Owning a goldfish without a license.

>>5387072
She doesn't even give you a goodbye party in her bedroom, if you know what I mean.

>>5387133
>Don't think you ever find out what 101's actual goal is
The experiment was that the vault was never supposed to open EVER. Overseer violated the rules by sending out scouting missions, but I guess he considered himself above the law.

As in all vault experiments it appears to have failed quite miserably.

>>5387173
Except Vault City worked pretty well.

Trying to obtain a license for my pet fish Eric.

>>5387199


Selling forged gold fish licenses.

>>5384045
oh just two centuries, thats not too bad

4chan was found in your browser history
Dissabling cookies
Speaking aloud in net lingo
Installed firefox
Uninstalled Firefox
Corrected typos in Vault Tec orientation manual
Vault invitations are non-transferable
Deleting all the shows on the DVR in the vault lounge
Made too many Chuck Norris jokes
Divided by zero
Game of Hide n Seek gone awry
Sleepwalking
Annoying Laugh
Got tired of talking about your band shirts

>>5387186

That was the result of a "control" Vault. A Vault designed to work as advertised, to compare to the other ones.

Forgive the newfaggotry, but what's DH?

Caught playing evil board games with friends and starting a cult.

the sound of dice rolling was overheard comming from your quarters by vault security. this is beleived to be linked to the missing cheeto and mountain dew rations

Slaughtered everyone at 10th birthday and drew a giant 8 pointed symbol on main atrium floor in victims' blood.

>>5387399
Dark Heresy

>>5384913
Don't get it.

Obsessed with dolls.

>>5387134
I would hit Amata so fucking hard. The voice actress is hot, which makes it awesome.

Caught arguing on vault message board about how terrible Fallout3 was. Got banned from the vault for being either crazy or another one of those lunatic NMA freaks.

>>5383889

>>5389128

Caught arguing DnD edition wars with fellow vault nerds

Playing Russian Roulette with a Fat Man.

encouraging communism (you were just sharing)

>>5389128
YOU WEAR A DISGUISE TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO!

GARY

>>5389259
Now I want drawfaggotry of the giant chicken wearing a vault jumpsuit, sitting in the Overseer's chair.

>>5382438
>Had sex with the overseer's underage water chip.

FUCKING WIN

Piped Disco House over the intercoms for a week straight.

Repeatedly assured the Overseer that your hips were incapable of falsehoods.

caught stealing bobbleheads

better yet, caught collecting bobbleheads

>>5384071
I chortled most heartily.

Charged your laser.
Fired your laser.
Yelled "Shoop Da Woop."

'Spaghetti Incident'

No elaboration.

ketchup on tacos

>>5389359

grimdark related?

You were the Overseer, got bored, exiled yourself.

>>5389238
Stop playing games you pinko sonuvabitch!

filled out the wrong requisition form.

wrote below the line on the back of a check.

bring up the simpsons in every conversation, refrence an episode and how its related to the current situation.

mysteriously woke up outside, reeking of booze and covered in bite marks

Archive this, please.

Played this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXhjQn_gssI in a continuous loop over the vault PA system for a week.

Your Vault has reached the scheduled day for opening. You're the first sent out to scout the surrounding area. However, while you're outside, a freak accident during special maintenance to the reactor floods the entire vault with lethal levels of radiation. You attempt to go back inside, but better judgment and freaked out giger counter suggest otherwise. Everyone inside is dead or dying. Or possibly ghouls.

You being a goddamned Mary Sue, with every single action of yours being simply perfect. Your fellow vault dwellers, fed up with your bullshit and being unable to kill you (considering you're a fucking Mary Sue after all), they went with the next best thing: exile.

>>5389222
Oh sweet merciful christ, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that

you have a third nipple.
the rest of the vault residents are armenian.
all the vault rations are vegetarian.

After a party you wake up with a hangover... In the bed of the Overseer´s mom.

>>5389522
Fuck yeah, Calvin and Hobbes

The vault populace is all little people, the ceilings, halls, and everything are proportionatly tiny, everything except you. The expiriment was to create a race of small humans, forcing evolution over a few /short/ generations. But you had /bigger/ plans.

Epidemic of "contagious gayness".

Que '50s Americunt gay=communism=satanic terror panic.