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    151 KB WutQuest 3.0 - Page 10, here we come! . 08/06/09(Thu)23:33 No.5363716  
    Okay kids, Thursday is now WutQuest day.

    You are sleeping. Moot comes to you in your dreams (Creepy, right?).

    "Hey, buddy. We've got a problem in the world, and you're the first person I came to. Let me ask you this:


    What board are you?"
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:33 No.5363722
    /tg/.
    >> . 08/06/09(Thu)23:39 No.5363784
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    >>5363722
    "/tg/ it is! Well, I guess it's time for you to save the city. Good luck."

    You wake up. Your neckbeard has grown a bit, and seems to be moving of its own accord.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:40 No.5363794
    >>5363784
    Eat the pillow.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:41 No.5363808
    Create cold fusion.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:43 No.5363833
    give beard sentience
    neckbeard is our only true bro, coz we need someone to trust in this harsh world
    >> . 08/06/09(Thu)23:43 No.5363837
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    >>5363794
    With your Pac-Man style mouth, you devour the pillow.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:44 No.5363849
    >>5363837
    Wonder where the walls went.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:45 No.5363856
    (d)esignate c(h)annel
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:45 No.5363864
    force the bead to grow legs and walk out the (lack of) walls.
    >> . 08/06/09(Thu)23:50 No.5363909
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    >>5363833
    The beard gains arms and legs, hopping off your neck and landing on the bed. It mutters about animal cruelty or something. Silly neckbeard, you're not alive!
    >>5363849
    You blame the script for the randomly disappearing walls.
    >>5363856
    You cut a hole in the bed. Of course, the separated sides of the bed do not fall.
    >>5363864
    It already has legs. The walls are back, too.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:51 No.5363920
    >>5363909
    Equip NECKBEARD to the codpiece slot and move right.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:55 No.5363942
    (d)esignate downward staircase (j)
    >> . 08/06/09(Thu)23:55 No.5363946
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    >>5363920
    Your beard is not all that effective at blocking anything.

    You put your pick back in your pocket and head to the right. You find the door to the outside. You have not been outside in a couple of centuries. Or weeks, you forget which. Anyways, you all but forget what the outside world looks like.

    You hear moaning outside. And not the random orgy moaning, either.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:55 No.5363948
    >>5363920
    That would be cruel, we should have it ride around on our head.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:57 No.5363958
    >>5363946
    Open the door. It's obviously an orgy and we're just idiots.
    >> . 08/06/09(Thu)23:58 No.5363971
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    >>5363942
    You start digging downwards with your teeth. Your crotchbeard seems somewhat wary.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)23:59 No.5363979
    >>5363971
    Fight the balrogg below our bedroom. You know it's there.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:04 No.5364013
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    >>5363979
    You dig faster and find...

    The Balrogg, a hobo who recently read the Lord of the Rings. You can't help but wonder how long he had been down there.

    Should we kill him, valian/tg/uardsmen?
    First person to get 4 out of a d3 wins.
    Fine, fine, a d4 it is.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:08 No.5364048
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>5364013
    Suffocate him with neckbeard.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:10 No.5364062
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>5364013
    Piss on his box.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:10 No.5364064
    Shit how do i roll! I MOVE AND SHOOT!
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:10 No.5364073
    >>5364064
    dice 1d4 in the email field, bro.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:11 No.5364074
    rolled 4 = 4

    Make him carry our stuff.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:11 No.5364075
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>5364064
    oh
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:16 No.5364115
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    >>5364074
    You order the hobo to use the box to carry your supplies. When he shakes his head, you show him the pick and he quickly obliges. Into the box you put:

    Your porn stash,
    Your printed /tg/ archive,
    A loaf of MEATBREAD,
    and a couple dollars.
    You hear the sound of the door breaking upstairs.

    Your crotchbeard hops off your crotch and climbs onto the top of the box, claiming it as its kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:18 No.5364133
    >>5364115
    Tell neckbeard to not be so greedy, and inform him that his job as codpiece is very important.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:18 No.5364134
    (b)uild Fuck the Wor(L)d device
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:21 No.5364154
    Collapse the shaft
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:22 No.5364166
    Find out what the fuck is going on upstairs.

    Ready availible weapons.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:25 No.5364192
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    >>5364133
    Since the crotchbeard does not listen to you, you simply place it back where it should be.

    >>5364134
    You build a Fuck the World device. The lava is already flowing into the shaft.

    >>5364154
    You would have to break the floodgate to do that. Do you want to do that?

    Also, If this gets a 100, the floodgate breaks and you will get covered in lava.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:27 No.5364208
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>5364192
    Crap, fudged my roll.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:28 No.5364219
    Start digging towards to the east.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:32 No.5364263
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    >>5364219
    You quickly dig towards the right, pushing Balrogg out of the way. The floodgate breaks and most likely kills your homeless friend. But, at least the world is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:35 No.5364285
    Deploy my A.T Field to protect myself from the lava.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:35 No.5364288
    >>5364263
    Collapse the ceiling so that the world ending device is stalled.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:36 No.5364301
    But you didn't get a 100...
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:37 No.5364303
    Shed a tear for lost meatbread.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:37 No.5364310
    >>5364219

    RIGHT, mother fucker, RIGHT. We exist in a 2 dimensional, er, dimension! There is no EAST
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:39 No.5364321
    >>5364263

    RUN TO THE RIGHT AS FAST AS I CAN

    Try to escape the lava flow.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:40 No.5364336
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    >>5364285
    You barely activate it. It seems all is safe for now, but the rest of the cave seems to be already dug...
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:42 No.5364355
    >>5364336

    Continue onward toward the right.

    Ready availible weapons.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:42 No.5364356
    >>5364336
    Poor neckbeard, we hardly knew ye.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:43 No.5364373
    Using Spiral Energy, manifest a mech using nothing but RAW DETERMINATION AND MANLINESS.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:45 No.5364383
    >>5364373
    You're /tg/, not /a/. AT field was pushing it.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:45 No.5364386
    >>5364373
    Madcat up in this.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:46 No.5364402
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    >>5364355
    You move on after shedding a single manly tear over the meatbread.

    You see a person walking towards you. He smells like moldy cheese.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:47 No.5364409
    >>5364383

    Holy shit, you're right.

    OP: We are are fa/tg/uys, after all. We demand the OP now draw us as a complete lard ass instead of a rail-thin stick figure. We waddle our big asses to the right.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:47 No.5364412
    >>5364402

    From his posture and disposition, I can obviously tell he is a zombie.

    Embed pickaxe firmly in his skull.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:48 No.5364417
    >>5364402

    Being the fa/tg/uys we are, we challenge this person in a duel of words over 3rd edition VS 4th edition.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:50 No.5364437
    >>5364417
    After that, we sit on this individual and crush him under the massive weight of our bulk, suffocating him if he is of the breathing kind.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:51 No.5364440
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    >>5364386
    The ceiling expands for your Timber Wolf. You then get into it and aim at the hobo/zombie/whatever the hell this thing is.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:52 No.5364449
    >>5364440

    Fuckit, just step on him.

    Aim the guns and missiles UP, shoot a hole in the ceiling, use our jump-jets to fly UP out of the ground to surface level.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:52 No.5364451
    Pray to Xom for guidance.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:55 No.5364472
    Check and see if this Mech has internet.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)00:58 No.5364510
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    rolled 15 = 15

    >>5364449
    After killing him off, you destroy the ceiling. Xom turns you into an Urbanmech and you jet out to the surface. In front of you is an Eggman-esque flying machine with a fucking huge cannon.

    Rolling to see if we somehow don't get killed instantly.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)00:59 No.5364517
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    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:00 No.5364535
    ENGAGE THE FOUL XENOS.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:02 No.5364563
    >>5364510
    Fucking awesome roll!

    We blast that motherfucker into pieces and then proceed to rob the local gaming store of all their RPG books and 40k figures!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:05 No.5364587
    >>5364510
    BOOK IT
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:06 No.5364601
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    >>5364535
    You somehow hit the thing with your small laser. It fires the Fuckhuge Cannon at you, but barely misses.

    Roll a d20 to find out if you live, kids! 11 or above = win.

    10 or lower = Ejecting.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/07/09(Fri)01:06 No.5364607
    rolled 7 = 7

    FAIL
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:06 No.5364613
    >>5364601
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:08 No.5364620
    rolled 4 = 4

    NO RULES
    FINAL DESTINATION
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:08 No.5364629
    OOOH GOD EJECT EJECT
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:09 No.5364632
    >>5364607

    Fuck.

    After we eject, we whine and complain that the dice were cursed, we would've made the roll if we used our own dice instead of the DM's, that the OP is railroading us, that we should've gotten the initiative for sub-terranean surprise attack and being in a light mech, then we waddle away and order a pizza to stuff our fat face with.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:10 No.5364646
    >>5364632

    How about FUCK YOU
    We eject upward toward the eggman and it's fuckhuge cannon, pickaxe at the ready
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:11 No.5364652
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    rolled 11 = 11

    >>5364607
    The Fuckhuge cannon hits! As your Urbie falls over, you eject and fly away.

    This may be the last post for the day, kids, depending on how this roll goes.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:13 No.5364680
    We survive?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:14 No.5364683
    >>5364680
    High roll = good roll.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:14 No.5364688
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    >>5364646
    You get out of the ejection pod and hop at the Eggman thingie. However, you're going to be landing in the cannon itself.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:16 No.5364704
    >>5364688

    Well shit.

    Uuuh...suggestions guise?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:16 No.5364707
    >>5364688
    Prevent the damn thing from firing through our ability to RULES LAWYER!

    Pull some obscure BattleTech rule out of our ass (or even make it up) declaring that the enemy mech's cannon caused too much heat and so it has to shut down, now.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:17 No.5364715
    >>5364688
    Plug up the cannon with our big ass.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:18 No.5364719
    Get Creed's help. We wind up in the cockpit.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:18 No.5364725
    >>5364715
    >>5364719
    NOW you guys are thinking like a TRUE /tg/!

    Play to your strengths, men!
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:20 No.5364740
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    >>5364707
    You pull the entire Battletech rulebook out of your ass and point it down the barrel, hoping that it will somehow stop the cannon from firing. Sadly, this cannon uses 40k rules.

    But, they still need to load the cannon. So we have a bit of time.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:23 No.5364772
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    >>5364740

    In that case, use >>5364719
    suggestion.

    We suddenly appear in the cockpit because of TACTICAL GENIUS!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:23 No.5364773
    >>5364740
    Quickly! Crawl up the barrel!
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:24 No.5364774
    >>5364719
    Do this.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:25 No.5364780
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    >>5364719
    You find yourself in the cockpit with Creed. "Thanks, man," you say. Then, you stare at the creator of this machine. It is none other than our character from 1, 2 and 2.5!

    How are we going to win this one, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:25 No.5364781
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    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:26 No.5364796
    scream
    I A YOU
    AND YOU ARE ME
    WE ARE THE ULTIMATE
    LET US DESTROY THIS EXISTANCE
    ALL LIFE IS BETTER OFF DEAD
    JOIN ME!
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:26 No.5364800
    >>5364780
    Quickly! Equip the HP sword and throw our codpiece at them!
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:27 No.5364807
    >>5364780

    She's just a fucking maid!

    We sit on the maid with our tremendous fa/tg/uy asses. Smother her to death. Fart in her face.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:29 No.5364824
    >>5364807
    Why are we not making the maid into our slave?
    I think making the maid into our slave is a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:31 No.5364834
    >>5364824

    We ORDER the maid to get us a bag of Cheetos, pizza, Mountain Dew, and other traditional fa/tg/uy snacks for gaming.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:31 No.5364841
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    >>5364796
    He stares at you confusedly before tossing the HP sword at your stomach. You fall backwards and onto the ground. You look around for Creed, but his TACTICAL GENIUS must have been needed elsewhere.

    The BBEG takes out the loading bar. It looks pretty bad for us.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:33 No.5364853
    Berserker rage. Now.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:33 No.5364860
    >>5364841

    I proceed to piss and shit all over the floor out of sheer terror of our impending doom...

    ...what this will actually do, however, is trigger the maid's unquenchable desire to CLEAN. The moment he start to clean up our shit and piss, we remove the HP sword from our stomach and kill her with it.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:38 No.5364892
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    >>5364853
    You enter berserk rage, but you hide it for now.
    >>5364860
    You quickly cause a mess. The maid puts away the loading bar and moves forwards, towards the mess. You then take the sword out with pure rage and cut him/her/it in two.

    You have won, /tg/ Man, but you are dying.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:41 No.5364914
    >>5364892
    Stick the sword back in. It should solve the problem.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:41 No.5364917
    Begin a Quest Thread called "Trauma Hospital - Impalement" and use the tips and techniques outlined within to heal yourself.
    >> I know stats but I ignore them anyways 08/07/09(Fri)01:41 No.5364919
    Cast Wish and wish that you had an immortal blob that can't talk and is extra sensitive to pain. You've already fucked over the world, so now lets have someone forced to live in it.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:42 No.5364925
    IF I AM THE GREATEST
    AND I CANNOT LIVE
    THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE TO EITHER
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:42 No.5364926
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>5364892

    Tear off the maid's outfit and use it as a bandage wrap around our stomach. As we are /tg/, we took skill points in healing. Rolling now to see how well we healed ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:42 No.5364929
    We should have leveled up, right?
    Take a level in Cleric, cure self before death.
    >> I know stats but I ignore them anyways 08/07/09(Fri)01:44 No.5364941
    rolled 7852248 = 7852248

    Testing the rolling thing.

    Make a deal with evil furbies to prolong our life.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:47 No.5364981
    rolled 4 = 4

    I stabilize.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:49 No.5364998
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>5364981
    I attempt to stabilize again.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:51 No.5365016
    Testing to see if I can post, since I've been trying to put a post up for about five minutes straight.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:52 No.5365020
    >>5365016
    Hiya.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:53 No.5365032
    >>5365016
    We await with bated breath.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:54 No.5365041
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    >>5364998
    Good enough. You stabilize and then head into the cockpit. There's a big, red, shiny button in front of you.

    /tg/, roll five d100s. If you get a 1, rage, because that will cause exterminatus.

    Good luck.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:54 No.5365045
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>5365041
    ROLLAN
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:55 No.5365051
    rolled 36 = 36

    Derp
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:56 No.5365055
    rolled 66 = 66

    They see me rolling
    They hating
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:56 No.5365056
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>5365041
    How about you let each of us roll 1 die each for shits and giggles?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:57 No.5365072
    rolled 100 = 100

    It's time.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:57 No.5365076
    rolled 91, 97, 27, 25, 10 = 250

    I wonder what this button does...
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:58 No.5365078
    >>5365072
    Holy fuck.

    OP, make something good happen for such a FUCK-AWESOME roll!

    Cuz that's how we roll!
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)01:58 No.5365084
    >>5365072
    Anti-exterminatus.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)01:58 No.5365087
    >>5365072
    You know what, I'm going to go with this. Give me ten seconds and over 9000 hours in paint.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:00 No.5365096
    >>5365016
    ya i hate it when that happens. try leaving the thread and then entering it from the front page. usualy fixes the problem
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:02 No.5365116
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    >>5365087
    You press the button.

    The ship flies out into space and then aims down at Earth.

    A voice recording plays:
    "Attention all crew, this ship will self-destruct in fifteen minutes. Since this is a BBEG ship, there are no escape pods. Have a nice day."
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:03 No.5365125
    >>5365116
    Cast Teleport.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:03 No.5365126
    rolled 87, 46, 95, 6, 4 = 238

    ....... Wait what!?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:06 No.5365149
    >>5365116
    deactivate selfdestruct.
    become BBEG.
    equip MAGIC BAR.
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    >>5365125
    You teleport to the ship's waste dump. There is a handle on the waste door that allows for it to be manually opened.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:07 No.5365161
    >>5365153
    Equip cactus armor, quickly, then open waste exit.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:09 No.5365177
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    Fanart.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:10 No.5365184
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    >>5365161
    Since you do not have any cactus armor, you just decide to open the exit. You are ejected into space and are losing health.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:10 No.5365187
    >>5365184
    Use our stat bars to make a box.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:13 No.5365206
    >>5365187
    Don't you remember, silly? We're using Battletech rules. There are no stat bars in Battletech!
    >>5365177
    Thanks for showing that bit of inspiration. Makes me want to put a bit of work into the last drawing in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:13 No.5365212
    >>5365177

    I point out that Anon can draw better than the OP.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:14 No.5365220
    >>5365206
    Fine then. Use our farts to boost us back to Earth. We are fa/tg/uys, after all.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:15 No.5365229
    Dislodge jaw.
    EAT SPACE.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:16 No.5365239
    >>5365229

    Trust us, we're fa/tg/uys. We can eat anything. Even milk that's been in the fridge for two months and moldy old cheese, because we're too fucking lazy to go grocery shopping when we could be painting miniatures.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:16 No.5365240
    >>5365229
    Fuck YEAR
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:19 No.5365259
    I wonder why our crotchbeard disappeared after
    >>5364336
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:23 No.5365286
    >>5365259
    We must've sacrificed it to create the AT field. Poor thing.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:23 No.5365290
    >>5365286
    Neckbeards can be used to create AT fields? Awesome.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:25 No.5365308
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    >>5365220
    You slowly boost yourself towards Earth. However, you run out of oxygen very quickly. In your last moments, you see the BBEG ship explode. Somehow surviving going through the atmosphere, you land in an empty field as night falls.

    To answer >>5365259
    There was something fuzzy in the corner of the cockpit, something too small for you to notice in your berserkar raeg.

    Anyways, that's the end of WutQuest 3.0: the Mutants and Masterminds Tribute. Mind you, it had nothing to do with Mutants and Masterminds, but still.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:27 No.5365320
    I take it 4.0 will be next Thursday?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:27 No.5365321
    >>5365308

    Weep a tear for the maid we had to kill. :'(

    Even though she was most likely a trap because she was... us.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:28 No.5365331
    >>5365308
    OH SHIT IS THAT COLOR!

    THIS IS NOT OUR PLANET!

    WHERE IS OUR PLANET?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:28 No.5365332
    >>5365308
    Awesome, OP.
    Manly tears ;-;
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:28 No.5365336
    >>5365320
    Damn straight it will be.
    >>5365321
    Firstly, you're fucking dead. You can't cry if you're dead, bro. Secondly, yes, she was a trap.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:29 No.5365339
    >>5365320
    he's had one every day, with two yesterday.

    if i remember right,
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:30 No.5365347
    >>5365336
    Fuck you too. >:(
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:30 No.5365355
    >>5365339
    I need time to make sure my ideas work well. So, I'm either going to make it once a week or every other day, depending on the demand.

    What do you want it to be, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:32 No.5365376
    >>5365355
    Every other day. We have no life.

    If you ever hit a "dead night" where the thread falls to page 10, you can go to just once a week.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:34 No.5365390
    >>5365376
    Good enough. Thanks for being supportive, everyone, and may I someday take the time to actually draw something without a mouse.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:34 No.5365394
    >>5365355
    every other day.

    but skip weekends.

    /tg/ actualy seems LESS active on the weekends.

    probably cause we are all out at our FLGS
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:35 No.5365407
    >>5365390
    :D
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:36 No.5365414
    >>5365394
    Meh, they all get archived so you'll all be able to read back anyways.

    The new schedule is Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. Until I get lazy, of course.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:40 No.5365447
    >>5365414
    Awesome, you rock Mr. WutQuest guy.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:42 No.5365466
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    Moar fanart, I guess.
    I kinda merged it with practice for DrowQuest which I was thinking of running again today.

    "/tg/" needs more defining traits than crotchbeard, Health Bar Sword and Berserker Rage. I would have added an AT field if I knew how to draw it.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:43 No.5365479
    >>5365466
    fat...

    hair ALL OVER OUR BODY

    ummm....

    fat...
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)02:52 No.5365552
    >>5365466
    To be honest, the characters in WutQuest have all been pretty simplistic. The main reason for that is that all characters should either die or finish their story by the end of their part. Otherwise, the quest gets bogged down. Anyways, I might create a branch of WutQuest called SrsQuest, which will allow for a wee bit more character development before the eventual end of the character.
    >> Anonymous 08/07/09(Fri)02:57 No.5365582
    >>5365552
    That would be awesome.
    Shit's always more epic when it involves a character that's been developed. Fact.
    >> . 08/07/09(Fri)03:00 No.5365600
    >>5365582
    Well, then, I might just have SrsQuest be a Monday thing. Mind you, it'll be just as badly drawn as Wutquest, but that's because I can't afford a good tablet. I've tried the ones that you have to look on the computer screen, and I just can't use those. But, if I get a nice tablet, then SrsQuest will be much easier on the eyes.



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