No rookie, you are the sectoids!

>>5351457

and rookie was a chrysalid

>>5351448
wut?

>>5351528
>thumbnail
:(
i wanted ork dick...

>>5351528

Bumping for porn

>>5351448
The shout and the gunfire surprised Willits for a split second, it felt as though he had been jerked awake, almost remembering something at the back of his mind, something screaming at him to run.

For a moment he watched lazily as his Sergeant's hand fell away from her head, as the pistol slipped from her fingers. He knew he should have felt... something. They'd spent enough time sharing a bed in the barracks... the barracks... the sex... slowly his head turned back towards the beauty laying below him. So beautiful, so perfect. His hand slowly sauntered up the Sectoid's body from her waist, lightly brushing the skin, sending an electric tingle as he reached her breasts.

>>5351574
Not a squig, etc.

>>5351649

Damn. What a TWEEST. Nice work.

>>5351649
M. Night Shyamalan, is that you?

>>5351752

Are you shitting me? I'm his financer.

>>5351795
I DON"T SEE YOU CONTINUING

I don't know about the namefag, but I'm not good at writing fapfiction.

Although sometimes, you just have to write something terrible and hope people like it anyways.

>>5351862
Alternatively, you write something terrible and laugh at the nerd rage it produces.

>>5351838
...Should I?

>>5351870
Yes, I mean, just look at that sectoid...

A jolt of psychic pleasure ran through his brain as his hand met her breasts, warm and damp. Her large almond-shaped eyes fluttered, the light from the doorway glinting off of them in the darkness. The stunrod crackled to life inside the gorgeous xeno, a low hum filling the air as flickering tendrils of electricity shot through his lover's body.
The sectoid's back arched, her breasts pushing out towards him, chest heaving from the pleasure and pain of the stun rod inside her. He tweaked one of her nipples, and another sudden pulse of psychically transmitted pleasure shot through him.
He heard her gasp, the first time he had ever heard a sectoid make a noise so beautiful and... human, so tender and vulnerable. Her eyes locked onto his... he didn't know how he realized she was asking him for more, but her desires were clear.

>>5351870
Why shouldn't you? You can't stop at foreplay. Not when good fapping can be had by all.

The Sectoid moaned, the sound both unnatural, and sensual. Willits nearly fainted as the Sectoids forked tongue slithered over his engorged member.

"OH GOD" Willits began to scream as the sectoids ribbed tongue engulfed his man platter. His hips thrusted and buck as the alien coaxed him to the point before he ejaculated.

But then she stopped, her tongue retracting in her mouth, her legs spreading, showing a green lovecubby hidden between her gray hairless legs. Willits froze as the Sectoid took his body over, and drew his Johnson towards her emerald cavern.

God dammit. This is Sectoid porn

What the hell are you guys doing? Cut it out.

>>5351914
CINCINNATI DRAENEI RAPEFEST.

As a Cincinnati Anon, I would like to feed some random information about the city to you, in the hopes of making it even more lulzy.

>>5351914

>>5351926
I lolled at "man platter" and lolled against at "lovecubby"

>>5351960
No internets for the original writer? ;_;

I'm... what? WHAT?

*fap fap fap*

OHGODWHYYYYYYYY?!

>>5351941
You'll like what I decided to do. I'm going to rewrite most of it with stupid Cincinnati fun facts put into the most inappropriate places, ie "Her legs were spread wider than the emotional divide between East and West Cincinnati".

It's going to be the shit if I ever FINISH MY DAMN GMOD MAP, which is priority one until I get the displacement geometry hammered out. Those who work with displacements will simply swear and say "well we're going to be waiting a while".

>>5351968

Sorry, I thought you were fucking us over because of your ending.

Be assured, we do appreciate it.
+1 internet

EMERALD CAVERN

>>5351939
sa itlike that
fine go, try to deny it
but you want it, deep, search, look for once with your soul and not your eyes.
see it.
then go read again.

>>5352001

No worries. I'll write till the woman I am waiting to call me, calls me.

>>5351965
>>5352006

I got bored, and wrote it to be both semi-fappable, and funny.

/tg/ getting shit done.

*clap clap clap*

>>5352041
It's my apology for not streaming as of late.

>>5351926

f5f5f5f5f5f5

>>5352023
I picked up on that but it's still funny

Can you do some that uses pizza-based imagery to describe the sex scene?

>>5351926

Willit's wild weasel slammed into the Sectoids moist mousehole with a loud slapping noise, the sectoids eyes closing in what must be pleasure.

Thrust, clench, pullout.
Thrust, clench, pullout.

The Sectoid rode the rookies mind controlled immovable rod like a cowboy on a bucking bull, yellow wetness squirting from the aliens hush puppy with every sodden slam of Willit's wrangler.

Willit's was panting now, his body fully under the aliens control, his body filled with pleasure.

Or, filled with pleasure until the first of the barbed tentacles snaked up his external uretheral orifice, and all the way to his prostate. then about ninety nine more of the tentacles followed suit.

Needless to say Willit's was not feeling much pleasure now.

LOVECUBBY is my word of the week

>>5352130

D=

>>5352130
shit just got /d/
now im nursing a semi

>>5352130
someone should drawfag this.

>>5351926

A soft cough drew his attention away. Tash stood in the doorway, grinning, as usual, like a loon.

"See you got a new friend." She said.

"..C-captain..?"

"So, Willits, looks what I made out of ruined armor and salvaged weapons?"

She held her weapon up, a finely cobbled together flamethrower.

"Is that...?" Willits began.

"Sorta. Think of it as a Do It Yourself melta."

Willits looked back at the sectoid. "I'm busy, captain."

Her eyes narrowed. "You misunderstand. I'm bored. See, I was appropriating the alien entertainment center when the rookie-rookies started bitching about someone defiling Barracks B2."

He stopped. "...?"

She leveled the weapon. "If I can't get porn..."

The wash of elerium-fueled death choked the room. The two defilers barely had time to screamed before their bodies atomised.

"FOR THE EMPEROR! Now someone get me a beer."

>>5352169
......
:(

>>5352130

Willit's screamed in pure agony as the tentacles began to swell, growing from the size of a pipe cleaner, to the size of a large sharpie.

Willit's body was ripped apart as hundreds of thousands of eggs displaced his organs and bones - the chrysalid implanting him letting out a strangely human sigh of what almost could be pleasure as it finished the act of copulation.

Somewhere in earths orbit, an Etheral laughed, as it looked at the sign above Willit's now dead, or now undead body.

"Warning- Chrysalid containment center. No Admittance without proper clearance and protection."

Just as planned.

Mission failed

Aliens killed: 1
X-com operatives lost: 2
X-com Craft lost: 1


Mission rating: -619 POOR

Okay, guys, if /tg/ had to cooperate and sing a song, what would that song be?

2 bad ends right at once?
was beautiful alien sex never meant to be!?
i am sad.

>>5352228
you arent thinkig of that shit that /v/ and /a/ are doing are you?
no thanks man. not our style.

>>5352228

Straight Outta Compton

>>5352206

Shit, I did not finish it completely.

"And before the Ethereal finished with it's psychic control of the 'lid, it had one more task to perform.

The next day, as the X-Com agents returned to their base, they found Rookie Willits - embracing the 'lid, a smoldering cigarette in the rookies mouth.

THE END.

>>5352230

Tash's left eye closed as she stepped out from the cloning vat, naked from head to toe and dripping in fluid.

Her C cup breasts and lithe, nymph-like body stretched and jiggled as she moved. "Xenos love is HERESY, rookie. Now put that stun rod to my ear."

>>5352206

Well, shit.

>>5352242

And fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls - love can bloom for X-Com agents. :3

>>5352242

Why, why did you do this to us
It crawled up my ass
crawled up my ass, I say

>>5352261
You did not like it? ;_;

>>5352271

At first I was like *fapfapfap*
but then I

>>5352291

..I kept masturbating. You're a pussy.

>>5352303

I'm sorry if spined tenticles up my urethra do not appeal to my sexual sense.

>>5352309

Slaanesh is not pleased.

Fuck that sectoid
Adviceethereal.jpg
No-one's looking

>>5352319

>>5352324

Spread the love
advicebrain.jpg
Hug a chryssalid!

>>5352335
>>5352319
OH SHIT RUN! UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE VIOLATED FOR ETERNITY RUN

>>5352351

You're no fun, rookie.
Chill out, have a doobie.

And put that stun rod to my ear. >=3

>>5352309
I think the spines should have stayed in there but the tenticles retract. Then sectoid can psychically manipulate the xcom agents twig and berries, even over great distances.

who is ths tash and why is she arousing me

/thread

>>5351914

CR9 you still haven't finished the shodan story, shame on you

>>5352447

Yeah, what the hell man?
The most I went on the 'fucking-shodan' line of thought was the hacker sticking his dick in a port.

...

Oh yeah, writing time.

>>5352493

Blue and greeeeeeeen

Sectoids have no reproductive organs :-o play the game you hippy

>>5352169
wat?

>>5352447
It's unfinished but further developed. Sex happens... maybe. (The girlfriend wants it to end in tragedy, I say fuck that.) I'm going to put up a page on some site somewhere with fics I've written and a little suggestion box. I like a little suggestion box.

>>5352559

Fuck with them genetically until they have cunnies.

Then make them lez out.

Bumping for the hell of it.

>>5352574

Email me the url when it happens, good sir

>>5351997
FUCK YES

Do you guys enjoy ruining EVERYTHING you touch?

This could have been enjoyable and fulfilling. Instead it turned into /d/ garbage. I'm almost tempted to start over and write this through just to spite the lot of you.

>>5353066

It's only ruining it if you didn't like what happened. My only complaint is that you phoned it in on the writing for the tentacle impregnation and spikes. Resorting to horrible puns and bad writing tropes to make up for the lack of effort and short posts.

>>5353066

Pull up your panties, I can hear the sand pouring from your vagina. Live a little, captain puritan. Here, smoke this shit. Straight from Catachan. You'll start seeing the spiders with human lips. And they'll do things with those lips. >=3

>>5353131

I've really got to stop binge drinking. I mean to say "they" phoned it in on the gore bits.

>>5353131
>>5353163

I wrote all the gore stuff as far as I know. And I did not really bother with the gore parts- gore is not my thing. I just wrote a surprise ending because I was bored.

>>5353192

Was still hot. Could've used more forced kitten penetration, though.

Tash is either an ugly man, or an even uglier woman.

>>5353238
dude shut up
/tg/ is all about fantasy right? stop fucking up mine!

>>5353238

Beggers can't be choosers, now gimme some.

>>5353238
I believe Tash is female, though of course I have no basis for that. I always pictured 'her' as sort of a Tank Girl kind of figure, to be honest. It fits the character.

>>5353255

I'm not a begger, but I'll gladly penetrate your kitten if you know what I mean.

>>5353361

I'm not sure. Elaborate. Slowly.

>>5353265
>>5353361
>>5353368

... Oh god

Moar!

>>5353368

Hmm... I'll bite.

Well first I'd have to start with the preparations. Chloroform, some clothing, some equipment, and of course among that equipment you always need velvet or cotton rope!

After setting up the perfect place and time I'd make sure to give you just enough chloroform to knock you out. The noxious qualities putting you out rather quickly. As you squirm and weakly struggle into unconsciousness I'd take the opportunity for a few gropes.

Now that the catch has been made I would carefully bring you back to our little hideaway. The first moments of consciousness renewed would be you naked, spread eagle, and only just enough play in the ropes to keep your joints from being stretched. I'd greet you with a soft and loving smile and a small cup of water to rinse that stale taste of pennies out of your mouth. After all, I do want you to be able to taste what's coming up without something tainting it.

>>5354227

Curses, threats, begging and pleading will all be ignored. Soft fingers, and even softer tendril tips start to slowly work their way down your body.

I'll start at your neck. The feather light touches of silky human skin and odd tentacles slowly work down your body. What almost feel like kisses from something that definitely isn't a human mouth meander close behind. Erogenous zones are avoided and only frustratingly teased of course.

When I arrive at your belly the same 'mouth' that has been trailing behind this entire time inside drifts ahead and seals to the sensitive indentation. A tongue far too long and coordinated for a normal person teases at it. Almost treating it like a much more sensitive opening. This only continues until the soft caress of fingers and tendrils catches up, and then once again they all start heading down.

The cute writhing and struggling that's happened this entire time only pushes me further along in my desires to take you. An urge I've only been able to weakly hold back.

My shafts hard and throbbing I stalk up onto the bed. Arms and legs leveraging yours fully apart as the blunt and precum covered tips nuzzle gently into your rosebud and opening.

I only whisper "I love you." As I brutally thrust forward, both shafts pushing in hard and quick. No thought given to your comfort or preparedness.

>>5354227
>>5354240


Heresy. <3 *points autopistol* *BLAM*

>>5354334

*Idly pokes at the hole in his forehead* You know... I wonder if my father will turn this hole into a vagina like that last time I was shot...

I don't like this at all.

ok guys pack it up, you're done

Not enough AI e-sex.

>>5354347
That is the most convincing trap I have ever seen.