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    19 KB Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)03:58 No.5344185  
    You are a lower caste male Drow. Some higher-up female told you to fuck off so now you're leaving the underdark to follow your own destiny, or further the Drow's cause.

    You need a name and a class.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)03:58 No.5344187
    Grab two scimitars.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)03:59 No.5344193
    We'll need a gay panther doll too.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)03:59 No.5344195
    Evilelf Bondageslave the sorceror
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)03:59 No.5344197
    There's a WHOLE BOARD for shitty questfags over at tgchan.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)03:59 No.5344199
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)03:59 No.5344200
    Gorblad Ironhole.

    Professional Escort
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)03:59 No.5344201
    Bobelf the Wizard!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:00 No.5344211
    Magnus Bur'el'si'navo'kis'na.

    Level 1 Chef
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:01 No.5344226

    Computer Programmer.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:02 No.5344232
    Drizzt Overdonen
    Level 1 Character.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:04 No.5344253
    Devilicious Fo'Drizzle, Rapper
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)04:07 No.5344276
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    You are Evilelf Bondageslave, Drow Sorcerer.

    Emerging from the underdark via a tunnel, you find yourself in a bright field.
    The sun blinds you with its light for a moment, but you soon grow somewhat used to it, and can see around you.

    To the south are several mountains. To the east and west, forests.
    To the north, there is a small village in the distance.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:08 No.5344283
    I've never met a mountain I didn't want to climb. To the south!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:10 No.5344305
    skip into the villege
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:10 No.5344310

    Perhaps we can unleash some of our built up hatred for women via BDSM in the village.

    To the village!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:12 No.5344322
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:13 No.5344333
    dammit, if there's going to be no drow rapping this quest isn't worth it.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)04:19 No.5344366
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    ...Ugh. Humans. Such simple creatures.
    This seems to be a simple peasant village, filled with simple peasants doing simple peasant things.
    There is a general store, an inn, various houses, and a weapon shop.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:20 No.5344373
    Make there life more exciting start a fire.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:20 No.5344378

    Rape humans
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:21 No.5344387
    Go see what's happening in the Inn. Wear a cloak, sit in the corner like the brooding badass Drow that you are. Nobody better give you shit, bro, because you're, like, wiry and shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:22 No.5344392
    Is this 3.0 or 3.5? Male drow had -2 cha in 3.0 but had +2 cha(same as female drow) in 3.5.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:23 No.5344403

    totally, maybe some chicks will think we're mysterious then we can tie them up and whip them while sobbing.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:25 No.5344424
    Or, you know. Put our penis in them.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:32 No.5344489
    Go to the inn.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)04:36 No.5344523
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    You head to the inn and don your cloak, like the badass Drow you are. Fuck. Yes.

    It doesn't take long for you to be noticed by some folk who appear to be adventurers. The human female introduces herself as Fiona, and compliments you on your badass look.
    She invites you to join her and her companion in the slaying of an ancient Lich, as they need all the help they can get.

    Her companion says nothing, but does not look very happy about this. Fucking Elves.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:39 No.5344540
    Act all dark and mysterious to hide our obvious lack of social skills from living a life in a damn cave, then join her party. Liches might have scimitars in their treasury!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:39 No.5344541

    Tell her we don't get along well with other normally being totally bad ass and all, but we might make an exception for a delicious red head such as herself, is there a reward for the slaying of said lich?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:40 No.5344548
    laugh at her and call her a bitch
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:40 No.5344552
    "Thanks. That must be what 20 charisma looks like." My vote is to join the quest, fuck the undead.
    And then Fiona.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:41 No.5344556
    I decide to go along with them, with a plan of betrayal already formulating.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:42 No.5344560
    Join their quest. Give elf the finger.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:42 No.5344563
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:43 No.5344568
    >>5344211 Bur'el'si'navo'kis'na

    I tried to parse this as lojban. :3
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:43 No.5344573
    Agree to join them and laugh in evil way.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:44 No.5344580
    Remove cloak and any other article of clothing that may be covering our magnificent Drow genitalia.

    I want her to behold us in all of our dark glory.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)04:49 No.5344617
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    "Well, slaying evil is its own reward, right?
    But if that doesn't cut it for you... I guess the Lich probably has a lot of treasure. I mean, it's a Lich."

    Party Joined!
    Current Party:
    Fiona SwordPunch, Human Fighter
    Gaylord Treehug, Elven Ranger

    You flip Gaylord off while Fiona isn't looking. He scowls at you.
    "Listen here, Drow. Don't pull anything funny, or you'll have more holes in you than an undead hooker. Do I make myself clear?"

    You have a day before you set off to the Lich's keep. What now?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:51 No.5344627

    We should investigate to see if this lich is really evil, maybe he's just misunderstood like us.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:51 No.5344629
    What kind of gear do we have? Is it necessary to visit any shops?
    >> The Laziest Troll 08/05/09(Wed)04:52 No.5344631
    We need a sorcerer hat.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:52 No.5344636
    DANCE show how much more fun drow are compared to elves
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:54 No.5344648

    I second this, maybe we can get a hot little faerie as a familiar.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:55 No.5344656
    Check your spells, Investigate Fiona's body.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)04:56 No.5344663
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    Currently all you have is this dark cloak.
    They kicked you out of the underdark on.. short notice.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:58 No.5344672
    Create a globe of darkness and fire a magic missile at it. Because you can.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:58 No.5344673
    We have to get some money to gear our drow self up.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)04:59 No.5344680
    No gear... No money to buy gear. Follow Fiona, ask her if you can stay with her on account of an empty bank account.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:00 No.5344692

    After doing a "Search (Dat Ass)" check.

    We should see if we can make some money offering lessons on how to be bad ass.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:12 No.5344776
    What spells do we know? We are sorcerors, after all.
    >> The Laziest Troll 08/05/09(Wed)05:12 No.5344783
    Op, that drow is drawn way to cute to be bad ass.

    He's so kawaii.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)05:13 No.5344791
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    Level 0:
    Acid Splash, Dancing Lights, Daze, Arcane Mark, Message
    Level 1:
    Obscuring Mist, Cause Fear, Magic Missile, Sleep
    Level 2:
    Acid Arrow, Daze Monster.

    Fiona is wearing a chain shirt and dress.

    Fiona tells you that's okay with her. She's just going to check out the weapon and armor store today.

    The idiot monkeys around here pay you no heed as you attempt to teach them true Drow badassery.
    The simple-minded fools!

    (I fucked that up a few times but I think I got it right this time.. phew.)
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:14 No.5344796
    What kinda shitty sorcerer are we? Charisma is meant to be our main stat. Fine do we make up for it with awesome dex? If we do, we need to do stunts on the side of the street for money. Robbery is still an option though.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:14 No.5344799
    We should go rob the general store using obscuring mist and sleep.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:15 No.5344805
    message to fionas companion
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)05:15 No.5344808
    Yeah, I fucked that up and forgot we were a sorc.
    We have good charisma :/
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:15 No.5344814
    Sweet talk fiona.

    Aww yeah, diplomacy.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:17 No.5344829

    Tell her about how we vanquished many evil creatures in the underdark and that's why we came up to the surface, to find more evil to stop. People don't understand us though, we're mysterious afterall.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:18 No.5344831

    This. I'd say the weapons and armor shop, but our strength isn't all that great.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:19 No.5344836

    Definately. Robbery time baby, just like the blackie we are.

    Take their watermelons and wenches too.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:19 No.5344838
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    will this work?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:19 No.5344839
    I laughed, then felt bad.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:21 No.5344855
    oh lawdy I hope they has chicken
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)05:24 No.5344877
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    You decide to split off from Fiona anyway, your cunning little mind working at a mile a minute.

    Entering the General Store, you are greeted by the shopkeep. He seems less than enthusiastic.
    "Yeah, whaddaya want?"
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:25 No.5344882
    Nah. Will not work since mead and wenches in this town are guarded by pirate dorfs.
    So only chikkin and watermelons.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:25 No.5344883
    in jail.
    criminal scum
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:25 No.5344886

    Pull out my gun.

    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:25 No.5344888
    Following a brief guitar solo, I request donuts.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:27 No.5344897

    Uh! Uh! Take the weasels!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:29 No.5344910
    I feel bad. What are we, in middle school?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:29 No.5344913
    Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:30 No.5344916

    Nah. Just hearing it right at the moment and could not resist.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:30 No.5344918

    I take a look about the store, listening for any other presenses inside. If I see no other, I cast sleep on the shop keeper, and proceed to grab a bed roll, a torch, several day's rations, a bag, 80 feet of silk rope (Or hempen if it's available) Flint and tinder, a waterskin, a tent, some new threads and a backpack to keep it all in.

    Oh yeah, if there's any watermelons, taking those too.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:32 No.5344926
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:33 No.5344939
    My vote goes here.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:35 No.5344948
    I'm starting to get tired... But I don't want to miss out on the drow quest...

    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)05:35 No.5344950
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    There are no witnesses.
    "Time for you to sleep, monkey..."

    You make off with a bed roll, a torch, several day's rations, a bag, 80 feet of hampen rope, Flint and tinder, a waterskin, a tent, some new threads and a backpack to keep it all in.
    And a watermellon, which they strangely only had one of.

    You manage to make it out without being seen, too. There's that keen Drow escapism at work.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:39 No.5344977

    Leave a note in the shop saying "Elf Ranger was here, shopkeepers are faggots."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:40 No.5344984
    Now that supplies are in order...

    Seduce Fiona.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:42 No.5344996
    This times a hundred. You can even use magic mark to do it.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:42 No.5344998

    I celebrate quietly, and then head back to Fiona.

    I then put the moves on her.

    Oh yeah.

    Diplomacy time.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:43 No.5345005

    Both of these. Celebrate, place the message and then seduce Fiona.

    Oh yeahhh.

    Maybe she wants some watermelon.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:45 No.5345011
    Actually, you'd better hide what you've stolen. You DID tell her you had no money.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:47 No.5345023
    After leaving the mark, head to our place of rest for this eve, stash goods.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:48 No.5345028
    Good call.

    Do this too, before hitting on her.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:49 No.5345044

    She'd figure that out when we eventually stop to camp and we pull out all of our nice supplies, just say we did a favor for the town's mayor. It'd make us seem noble, which is probably a good thing since she sounds like she's lawful good.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:50 No.5345052

    Lawful good?

    I'm sure we can get her to Chaotic good soon enough.

    Awwwee yeahh
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:51 No.5345058
    Alright, see ya everyone. Hopefully nothing too important happens before I wake up tommorrow. See you all
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:52 No.5345063

    Bad idea, she might know the mayor. Tell her that we had it stashed outside the city incase it was a bad town and we got robbed or something.

    We should find out what kind of weapon Fiona uses and go steal one for her. Maybe some better armor than chain too, stupid woman get some plate.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)05:54 No.5345076
    You place an arcane mark implying that Gaylord did it. That bastard Elf is going to get what he deserves.

    Then, you search for Fiona. After not a minute of searching, you find her not far from the weapons shop. She has a new bastard sword.
    "Hi there! I didn't notice you leave. I've just been to the weapon shop, and bought a new weapon :3"

    Damn it, I drew this up before you posted these. QUICK EDIT GO!

    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)05:54 No.5345083
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    Forgot mah picture.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:56 No.5345085
    Bad Idea, we already robbed one Shop, it'd be best if we stay out of town, but tell Fiona first.

    If she asks just tell her you don't want a ruckus to start, cause well Drow.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:58 No.5345100
    He looks like an evil teddy bear, that's slightly d'awww
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:58 No.5345101
    We need to steal some clothes too, if we only have the cloak it's gonna get drafty soon. So if we're gonna steal Fiona some plate armor we might as well pick up some nice thread to wear under the cloak.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)05:59 No.5345112
    Enough Stealing! Damn it do you want to Alienate the LG Fighter chick THAT damn quickly?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:00 No.5345119
    >there was a SACK here. It's gone now.

    :3 Silent Hill reference?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:07 No.5345156
    Talk to villagers or Fiona and ask what they know about the Lich. If Fiona doesn't have adequate information then ask around town for someone who would know, and interrogate them.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:09 No.5345165
    Ask Fiona why she's so comfortable around you.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:11 No.5345168
    is the lich in question Drew?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:13 No.5345176
    Also ask WHY do they know about the lich.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)06:14 No.5345183
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    "Well... we don't know much about it... only that it's been around for a few hundred years and it terrorizes a town past the mountains.
    Aside from that, it apparently doesn't have many minions. Which is why we're not worrying too much about taking it down. I mean, what's one spellcaster going to do against us?"

    "Why shouldn't I be?"
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:16 No.5345193
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    "Because I am why Humans fear the dark.
    I am vengeance. I am the night..."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:17 No.5345198
    What about killing you, torturing your bodies and turning you into its undead minions?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:20 No.5345213
    "Nevermind. Buut that's not just ONE Spellcaster. that's a fricking Lich, those things are scary, believe me I know Scary."

    ..There's no need to tell her how fucking Evil Drow Society is, let Gaylord have that honor.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:21 No.5345219
    "Oh, no reason" Then give an innocent smile and ask what our accommodations will be for the night.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:21 No.5345225
    Look into growing hair on head.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)06:26 No.5345244
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    >"Because I am why Humans fear the dark.
    I am vengeance. I am the night..."
    "Hehe, you're cute."

    >What about killing you, torturing your bodies and turning you into its undead minions?
    "If it did that, it'd have more minions than it does, right? Duh."

    >Don't take the Lich lightly. Liches are scary. Believe me, I know scary.
    "Good thing we have you with us, then. :3"

    >Accommodations for the night?
    "We're going to be staying at the inn tonight and heading off tomorrow. It should take us roughly 3 days to make it over the mountains from here."

    Alas, 'tis the curse of a Male drow. Either you look like a faggot or you're bald.
    Personally, you prefer bald.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:27 No.5345250
    Look into getting a map, since we didn't steal one from the shopkeeper we'll probably need to ask to make a copy of one of our party member's maps.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:30 No.5345253

    So time lapse until we start on our trip? Doesn't seem like we have anything interesting left to do in town.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:31 No.5345261
    Where's Ruby? This quest sux.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:32 No.5345262

    Ask her if she knows how we could make some spare cash in the meantime, or possibly recruit more hot bab- I mean adventuerers.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:33 No.5345266
    Fiona might be a some few strands short of a spiderweb, but she does not call us scum and order us to turn around while she takes a milkbath.

    Anyway, depending on how long that sleepspell will last, we could be getting into some deep shit, but rest is important. We should probably tell her we're heading back to the INN and getting some rest while someone isn't forming a lynch mob.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:37 No.5345274
    This is quite reasonable. We'll make cash during our adventure.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:42 No.5345292

    Well since so many seemed adverse to stealing more shit I guess we should call it a night and head out in the morning?
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)06:44 No.5345299
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    Fiona happily obliges, and allows you to copy her map.
    You now have a relatively poor map. It shows where "Here" is, and where "There" is, as well as "Mountains".
    The areas outside of the path from Here to There read plainly "Here be dragons".
    Obviously made by an Elf.

    "I doubt we'll have many opportunities to get money on the way... But I'm sure we'll get enough from the Lich's keep to keep you happy.
    As for more friends, maybe we'll find someone capable in the next town. They do have a grudge against the Lich."

    Time lapse magic! Nobody lynched you while you slept, so that's good.
    Unfortunately, nobody lynched the Elf, either.

    You now have 3 days of travel ahead of you.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:46 No.5345305

    We should find a way to fuck with gaylord while he's sleeping, ideas?

    Stealing from him might not work too well.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:51 No.5345343
    Hey! I don't like the way this fagass glares at us!
    Glare back.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:52 No.5345345

    How about just moving his shit around while he's sleeping kindof a "If I wanted to I could".
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:52 No.5345346
    While we march it might be valuable to gain some information on Gaylord, if only to use it against him. If we can't get him to divulge any info then we can at least get some better information on our situation than Fiona could provide.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)06:53 No.5345357
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    You contemplate fucking with Gaylord. Truly, he is going to pay for being born an Elf.

    oh shit zombies.
    roll for initiative.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:55 No.5345367
    Get behind the Fighter! Cast some fucking Spells!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:55 No.5345369
    Ask her if she has a BF.
    Is she going out with Fagpants the elf?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:57 No.5345382
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:57 No.5345383

    Try to be as manly and bad ass as possible while cowering and casting spells.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)06:59 No.5345399
    Give em some of our acid splash, but look intense and heroic while doing so.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:00 No.5345406
    Magicmissile dem bitches!
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:10 No.5345457
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    Three have been dispatched.
    Two more remain.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:13 No.5345468

    shout out encouragement and praise to Fiona, disregard gaylord and try to steal the last two kills with magic missle.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:14 No.5345470
    Give em a taste of our delicious acid arrow.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:15 No.5345478
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    Oh noes, Fiona ;-;
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:18 No.5345493
    I just realized, we know why Evilelf is bald, but what's the deal with Gaylord?

    Well, I s'pose The Fighter and the faggot can handle the other two, but why take chances?

    Magic Missile another Zombie! Or Acid Arrow, or whatever we're using.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:18 No.5345495

    Magic Missiles to save Fiona! Shout out "Keep your hands off of her!" while casting.

    Assume a heroic pose if succesful, if not see if you can use fionas death as a distraction to kill gaylord.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:24 No.5345521
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    Nobody touches a Drow's bitch and gets away with it.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:27 No.5345536
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    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:31 No.5345560

    Aww yeahh.

    Hug Fiona, ask if she's alright, cop a feel. While grinning at gaylord over her shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:32 No.5345564
    Check if Fiona is injured, if so give Gaylord some snark over it later.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:32 No.5345568
    Check Fiona for wounds. Closely, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:33 No.5345578
    Damnit /tg/ I've got to go to bed looks like only one or two people other than me posting so I hope this goes on long enough that it's not pushed off page 10 before I can read it tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:38 No.5345610
    I'll take your place good man! I've just been lurking.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:39 No.5345613
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    >"Are you alright, Fiona?"
    "I-I'm fine. Thanks to you."
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:42 No.5345647
    Fiona joins you in your heroic, post-battle pose.

    (Hurpadurp, accidentally posted it outside the thread...)
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:45 No.5345657
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    Goddamn it forgot my fucking image again.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:46 No.5345667
    Okay, time to head somewhere less covered in Zombie Entrails and organs.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:47 No.5345668
    Check the direction zombies came from.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:49 No.5345684
    Check the bodies, maybe you can ascertain where they came from.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:49 No.5345688
    Is that pussy glaring at you? Oh we are sooo getting back at him later.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:50 No.5345698
    Give the elf fag a dirty hatefilled look.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:51 No.5345700
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    The zombies came from South, the direction you're heading. Also, perhaps coincidentally, the place where the Lich lives.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:55 No.5345726
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    >Glare at Gaylord
    He returns the favor.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:55 No.5345730
    Onwards to adventure then?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)07:59 No.5345757
    Jeezus, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)07:59 No.5345760
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    10-or-so minute intermission while I do something.
    plz dun let the thread get sage'd to oblivion before I get back, kthx.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:00 No.5345767
    I'm suspicious of gaylord. If we find a paladin, can he check out gaylords alignment? I mean strictly in the morality sense, not the sexuality.

    Oh god, are we tsundere for gaylord?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:01 No.5345770

    Why does her mouth look like balls?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:02 No.5345776
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:03 No.5345786
    gay sex with fag elf
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:04 No.5345797
    When it starts again, I suggest when the fight with the lich begins, ambush the party from behind, take out Gaylord, pledge yourself to the lich and become his apprentice, take Fiona as a personal slave.
    I suggest a mixture of obscuring mist and a cause fear on Fiona while you take care of Gaylord.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:04 No.5345803
    >Take care of gaylord... with your penis.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:04 No.5345804
    I think both these elves are straight, I mean they are both BALD. Gaylord obviously has a thing for Fiona and doesn't like our muscling in. And I think a paladin would be more worried about the evil that is a Drow in its midst.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:05 No.5345808
    You know. We should find sexual paladin and check his sexual alignment too.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:05 No.5345809

    Well put
    Revised version:
    Kill Fiona, make Gaylord your sex slave
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:06 No.5345811
    Shut the fuck up guy. Why the FUCK would he want to work for some Undead oldy moldly asshole and risk alienating the first chick to NOT treat him like compost?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:07 No.5345814
    They're both showing off with Fiona to make the other jealous.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:07 No.5345815

    Because he's a drow and unless we are going for the Drizzit I'm-really-a-nice-guy angle, why would he care about a filthy human?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:08 No.5345826
    Okay. How does killing the lich and becoming an evil overlord sound then?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:09 No.5345834
    Food. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find edible food that doesn't try and EAT YOU in the underdark?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:09 No.5345837
    Because she can be useful.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:10 No.5345842
    I can roll with that
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:10 No.5345843

    Works for me, I was thinking becoming his apprentice so we could learn his secrets then kill him when he least expects it keikaku doori style.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:10 No.5345851

    Hence the keeping her as a slave
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:11 No.5345856
    Because she's a female that doesn't treat you like shit, twinkle toes. Besides work for a lich? Man fuck that.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:12 No.5345861
    Have this better idea: let's kill the lich and become a neutral overlord. Then Fiona can be our faithful minion.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)08:16 No.5345884
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    You have traveled for a day, and made good progress... according to your map, at least.
    You set up camp at the entrance to a mountain path.
    "Tomorrow we wake early and cross the mountains. We should make it through by nightfall if we move swiftly", muses Gaylord.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:16 No.5345887
    Heres an idea - marry gaylord and become a FAAABULOUS overlord spreading JOY across the land.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:18 No.5345893

    Caress Gaylord's baldness while he sleeps...
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:19 No.5345898
    How about a weird ménage à trois with Fiona and Gaylord?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:20 No.5345899
    Or draw on it. Blame the Kobolds.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:22 No.5345907
    Why should we turn? Why the fuck would a super powerful lich lord reward a lvl 1 Drow sorcerer who killed a pussy elf? He'll just kill you
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:22 No.5345908
    Arcane Mark Gaylord while he sleeps. Write "FAGET" in invisible letters.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:22 No.5345909
    If he wakes up, deny it, and say something like, "S-s-stupid gaylord, i-it's not like I l-l-like you or anything".
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:23 No.5345921

    Well, assuming a group of three level one-ish characters can kill him, he's not super powerful. But I just made the suggestion to provide a traditional drow perspective, it doesn't need to be followed.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:26 No.5345933
    If it's invisible then whats the point?
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)08:29 No.5345944
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    "Elves don't require sleep, you stupid asshole."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:31 No.5345951
    Invisible Arcane Mark can be read using Read Magic or Detect Magic.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:31 No.5345953

    Comment about the weather to cover up.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:32 No.5345955
    Activate plan B!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:33 No.5345963
    Hey! Respect our bald drow head. We're not gay.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:34 No.5345967

    Your baldness says "No" but your ears say "YES!"
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)08:35 No.5345970
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    >"S-stupid Gaylord. I-it's not like I like you or anything!"

    Well, that seems to have worked. He shut up, at least.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:36 No.5345973

    Go back to your own bedroll and cry yourself to sleep, and plot whatever it is we are plotting.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:37 No.5345977
    Trance time again, let's get our asses to the lich.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)08:39 No.5345987
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    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:41 No.5345996

    Tomorrow shouldn't be awkward at all, anyways, sleep and to the lich
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:41 No.5345998
    Oh fuck.
    Our nemesis is guided by the most depraved minds in the world.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)08:41 No.5346000
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    TIMESKIP! You've made it through the mountains. It was actually quite a pleasant walk, the mountain air refreshing your senses.
    You are now but a day away from "THERE", wherever that is.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:44 No.5346010
    Are we close to the mountain town? If so when we arrive attempt to get ourselves hailed as the heroes who will save the town and then milk that status for all it's worth.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:49 No.5346031
    OH SHI- Little lich?!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:49 No.5346032
    I think 1st-level party is no match for a lich. They should level up a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:51 No.5346042
    Our sorceror is 3rd level at least. I mean we can cast acid arrow.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:52 No.5346047
    That would make him fourth, unless he's a wizard....
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)08:53 No.5346050
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    Due to lack of other suggestions, yes.
    We are now at THERE, which happens to be the town that the Lich was terrorizing.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)08:54 No.5346057
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    Of all the races it could have been, it had to be FUCKING Halflings.

    Oh well, at least it's not Kender.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:54 No.5346058

    What's the town like?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:56 No.5346067
    Well then, let's see what these fair creatures have made for us to take...

    I mean, what does this town have to offer our pockets...

    Ok I give up, what's around?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:56 No.5346068
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)08:57 No.5346074

    Is the population only half of a normal village?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:01 No.5346091
    Definately should head into town, see if we can find any adventurers, specifically Clerics or Paladins.

    ..this could lead to some difficulties.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:02 No.5346094
    New thread:

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